Well fine, how do you capture the damn Road Runner?

Come up with a Peri-Plan

>>85384252
Buy your supplies from a superior company

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>>85384268

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

Take all that money you spent on faulty ACME crap and just order a damn pizza?

Bomb dressed up as a sexy lady roadrunner.

>>85384252
Step 1) get into relationship with roadrunner
Step 2) get pregnant and guilt him into marriage
Step 3) Refuse to sign a prenup

>>85384252
Nice try, Wile.

>>85384409
road runner is a female .....

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The problem is that you're all trying to out BRUTE him.

When you should be trying to out SMART him.

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>>85384252
Wait for the freeze-frame.

>>85384505
citation needed.

>>85384252
Get Knuckles to smoke his smart weed then punch the ground

>>85384505
Really?

Then

Step 1) Chocolate flavoured dick that ejaculates money

I love that pic of Wile E. Coyote raping Road Runner.

>>85384944
link?

>>85384509
doesn't work that way, you'll just get freeze-framed too immediately.

>Anon
>(anonymous ignoramus)

>>85384252
Come up with a hilarious gag that explicitly requires the capture of RR. Due to the nature of toon logic it has to work.

>>85384977
I'll get banned if I link it.

>>85384252
He only runs on roads, so destroy the road he's heading towards and the one he came from. Then he'll be stuck on that patch you made.

>>85385004
You'll get banned if you post it
A link is fine

>>85384252
Why don't you just shoot him?

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>>85384509
>>85384994
you are wrong.

>>85385352
>DIO
>(Itwasius Himicus)

>>85384730
sorry i was wrong ... i just remembered Wiley E. used female decoys.

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>>85384252
Hire the one thing faster than him to do the job for you.

>>85384252
All you have to do is get yourself into a situation where it would be more funny for you to catch Road Runner than it would be for your plan to backfire.

>>85385478
That doesn't mean Roadrunner isn't female, maybe she's gay, huh, didn't think of that did you.

>>85385031
This has to be the only legit way to do it. Anyone else have a better idea?

>>85386191
Gravity Gun / manipulation to get him off the road

Poison birdseed. The stupid thing is clearly shown eating bait all the time, just don't bother trying to chase it down after because it won't fucking work.

>>85386365
We're trying to capture it. Not Kill it.

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Use The World to stop time and use star platinum to punch him to death

>>85386398
nigga he's gonna eat the fucking thing anyways of course he's trying to kill it

>>85384252
Why would you want to in the first place?
get a job & buy your own food instead of hunting a poor innocent bird

>>85386427
Then you can't poison it anyway. That will taint the meat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O--fBeG0deA

its not hard at all, if you are a tazmanian devil.

Roofie the bird.
Then eat or fuck it while it's passed out.

>>85384252
You walk up and fucking shoot it instead of building a fucking catapult or a rocket powered sled or some shit.


Sure, it takes some of the sport out of it, but do you want a challenge or do you want to fucking eat?

>>85384252
Paint a fake tunnel on a wall, splat! Roadrunner dinner!

Bill Cosby it.

hire bugs bunny to do it for you, he's had luck beating ducks, why not a road runner?

>>85386716
Now that has no genius involved.

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I believe I could assist you anon.

I would jump off a cliff. No one would ever expect you to do that in purpose and because of the universal law of spacetime reverse psychology I would 'accidentally' fall on and kill the roadrunner.

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Just go to a random location and forget about it. He'll come to you.

Think like a cartoon, folks.

>>85384252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GLZQsNa0L0

Why doesn't Coyote just kill the Road Runner?

>>85389420
Smoke weed erryday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDBTL5RG3Vo

ACME Land mine.

>>85384505
Trust me this isn't as bad of a mistake as this moron I knew who thought Bambi was a girl

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You have to act like the road runner.

Punch the ground really hard when he approaches you

He clearly has funds and the means to contact suppliers, why doesn't he just order something to eat?

Is ACME food that bad?

>>85384252

a hidden oil slick/axle grease on curve in road that makes the road runner slide off the road straight into a wall of spikes.

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>>85385989
Boo hoo hoo

>>85392035
>Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.webm

Hire the Australian army.

>>85392035
I was disappointed that it never said "meep meep" once.

>>85384252
Shrink yourself to an absurdly small size.

>>85397769
to watch them fail to capture and kill a big bird again?

>>85397769
we surrender

>>85397792
He wasent that small.

Why so many weeb pieces of shit itt?

Why would the traps/schemes kill Roadrunner if they didn't kill Coyote?

>>85397769
delete this m8

>>85386437
It's the principal of the thing.

A Gun

>>85384314
i've never understood this shitpost and every single time, im left fucking boggled by its existence

gluetrap and some seeds. No ACME products, they fucking blows

>>85384793
>Get Knuckles to smoke his smart weed
I'd love to know where you can get that stuff.

>>85386667
>>85386365
These together.

>>85399240
From the Cheeto Man.

>>85386716
Wile has tried to shoot it, only for Roadrunner to out speed the bullets.

Chaos Control.

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>>85384252
superior intellect

>>85400549
this show is worse than mlp,
atleast mlp has good porn

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>>85400618

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>>85384252

>>85384347
This. I used to wonder why the coyote didn't just order food instead of all the useless crap he used to try to catch the road runner.

The Roadrunner clearly has access to the speedforce so there's no chance.

>>85384252
Cover yourself in free bird seed and start running. Be rolling in road runner dishes for days

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>>85384252
Ask Knuckles

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>>85384252

But what would I do after I catch him?

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>>85386667
>Roofie the bird
>the bird doesn't pass out
>try the roofie
>pass out
>gets raped

Offer Speedy Gonzalez a green card only if he can catch the damn bird and bring it alive.

>>85384391
knowing /co/ like i do, you would fuck it even before the Road Runner

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>>85386141
If we're counting shitty comics no one cares about, he's definitely a dude

>>85400660
>>85403017
/co/ dump when?

>>85400695
According to Looney Tunes Back in Action, he was working for Acme the whole time as a product tester

Basically every cartoon he was in was a failed Acme infomercial

>>85408675
All of the Acme products worked as advertised though

>>85384252
Politely ask him to stop.

>>85384252
I'd strap a rocket to a skateboard then arm myself with a bug net and chase him, probably aiming for a cliff so it'll be trapped

>>85384252
Capture or kill?
Poison bird seed sounds like the best method. Did Coyote ever try that? Or is it because he planned on eating roadrunner?

you have to have more toonforce than him

>>85411254
The most basic solution. Though aside from Bugs, isn't Road Runner in a league of his own?

>>85407254
>talking

please delete this

>>85411278
There was that episode that had him race Speedy Gonzales. speedy was barely faster than him but the short also established that both of them were slower than the Coyote if and only if his attempt to catch them would miss and end horribly for him.

>>85384252
Always cheered for Willy.
Slapstick bad guys never looked like bad guys to me
(Tom for example is just trying to do his job)

>>85411199
he wanted to eat the roadrunner at first, but after a while stops giving a fuck and just uses explosives.

>>85411364
I was 100% fine with the episode that gave the coyote a voice just because that smug upper class twit accent seemed perfect for someone who was supposedly smart but too stupid to admit the massive holes in the plans he keeps repeating.

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Use Clock Up.

>>85384295
Alright mr. hotshot, where else but Acne can i get a gaint crossbow?

>>85411507
He was at his best in the Sam and George shorts.

>>85398986
How is it a shitpost?

>>85404053
use necromantic powers to control his corpse and fight some edgelord with satanic powers for two years

>>85392035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlqDBA0jtN8

>>85397723
Surprisingly (or not), he's completely vulnerable to attractive women. Which leads me to wonder, who isn't?

>that one fucking episode of Triptank where the wolf catches his bunny and then eats him
>the PTSD of what he did afterwards