Smokey and the Bandicoot Edition
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The day I shattered Pink Diamond must have been the worst day of your life. For me it was just a Wednesday.
first for the CGs are murderers
>>85330201
thought that previous thread was never going to die.
JOIN THE FIGHT FOR EARTH
AVENGE PINK DIAMOND
EVEN NOW OUR BRAVE SOLDIERS FIGHT TO QUELL THE REBELS AND RETAKE THE COLONY
ONE BATTLEBORN JASPER STANDS STRONG IN THE FACE OF HOPELESSNESS
THE FACET 9 "QUARTZ THAT COULD" POPPED OUT OF THE GROUND WITH HER HELMET ON AND BESTED 80 CRYSTAL GEMS BEFORE THE SUN WENT DOWN THAT DAY
ENLIST TODAY
>>85330222
Trips won't hide your failure.
>>85329211
>>85329175
>Pearl in a Roman legion
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
May do one more before I head off to bed.
Jasper got what she deserved
>>85330201
>>85330201
Best fusion would totally molest Kevin and make him feel uncomfortable
First for Blue Diamond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsn5ssT4nlY
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMf-kDeAYCY
Post Yellow pearls before they find out this was made on page 9.
Blue pearl scum is not allowed, there is no tolerance for wet blankets.
When is Bubbled gonna air? I need some closure about RQ and PD.
We all dance on her strings
>>85330201I like this interpretation
hear me out
Smokey quartz is SUPPOSED to be ugly
It's the fusion of the two self declared worst gems. Anyone that thinks it isn't ugly is wrong
wanna talk about JoJo or something?, help keep /sug/ moving
>tfw you dont get to sit on the cheetos' lap
>>85330257
>tfw you can get a handjob AND get your ass fingered while Smokey walks the dog.
>>85330275
Mercy for the poor, wizened child
Hooray for Lapis!
>Bismuth was bubbled because Rose didn't want to shatter anyone
>Pearl shaking when the Rubies mention Pink Diamond getting shattered
>Garnet called her Terrifying Renegade Pearl in The Answer
>Blue Diamond was concerned over a rebellion that only had two people
Pearl shattered Pink Diamond. Homeworld considered her terrifying because she shattered a Diamond despite being just a pearl.
>>85330275
>Yellow Pearl
You're alright
>>85330302
>>85330285
>not posting the aryan colored version
>>85330295
Poor Eyeball. She just wants a significant other.
>>85330257
Anon that is rape. You are joking about rape.
That's right /freak/ squad. Let the laughter hide your tears.
>>85330300
we have too many memeposters now, like, 12 of them
I remember back when all we had were Cricketposter, lady of the sea anon, andLION AROUND
and we LIKED it that way
>>85330317
This?
>>85330295
eyeball would have gladly fused with jasper
>>85330201
Would you betray earth to be with her, /sug/?
http://www.dolldivine.com/gemsona-maker.php
Let's see those Gemsonas!
>>85330333
Captcha: STOP
>>85330276
about 17 hours, though maybe 12 hours if a full episode leak is found like before.
I'm going to bed, hope you dream of your waifu(s) /sug/!
apology for poor english
when were you when pink demon dies?
i was sat at temple eating rock paste when ruby ring
‘pink is kill’
‘no’
i want jasper to learn how to love
>>85330327
its ok because its Kevin who is getting raped and no one likes him
also I don't really care and neither does Smoky
>>85330313
Nah man, it wasn't a full on war when BD was on Earth, it was just a small rebellion. Pearl was considered terrifying because she was essentially a purse that learned how to kill.
BD was probably on Earth to try and help PD quell the rebellion, which is why she brought her future seer.
>>85330342
An era has ended, anon.
>>85330347
Faggots wouldn't
>>85330285
I want to put my rock hardpenisinto this smoky quart's smokyasshole
>>85330313
>>85330257
smoky is literally disgusting i don't blame kevin
Smokies Gems = Worst Gems
Takes her awayyyyyyyy !!!!
>>85330295
She mouthed I love you to her, too.
>>85330357
excuse me what?
>>85330317
I said I liked the sketch. The colors were a bit much.
>>85330295
Doc is a SLUT
>>85330347
Never.
There's a thousand thousand Gems out there, but there's only one Earth
The True Last Villain is BLACK DIAMOND.
HE is the biggest evil of the universe. HE will destroy everyone who dare the oppose him with his ultimate power: PATRIARCHY
The poor and helpless Diamonds are just trying to stop his powerful and viril thrust inside their homeworld galaxy. Pink Diamond was the first to fall, she was attacked by surprise by this defiling intergalactic beast. He grab her from behind and violently thrust her with his big dark and sharp weapon, the thrust was so powerful that her gem shattered after she let out a loud moan. Everyone hear it but was to late and we lost this sweet and innocent Diamond.
Is possible to identify the defiler, when he approaches to a star system you can hear his horrific shoutswiggity swooty im comin fo dat gem bootyThat will give you time to reach the nearest Galaxy Warp. We have not yet identified the meaning of this filthy language but we will not fail you comrades WE WILL DEFEAT THE PATRIARCHY AND THE BIG BLACK D.
JOIN THE RESISTANCE AGAINTS THE PATRIACHY OF BLACK DIAMOND.
>>85330350
the cutest
>Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my Diamond... And my home... even my dignity ... The past I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!
>Unless we stop Rose, she'll go down in history a conquering victor. We can't let that happen!
> (to the corrupted gems) I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as shards. You're all diamonds.
>The crystal gems sent us to a hell but we are going even deeper. Take back everything that we have lost.
>Yellow Diamond, I'm already a demon.
>I was born in a small kindergarten.
>I was still a child when we were raided by rebels. Earth Rebels.
>Torn from my Diamond, I was made to fuse. With each new fusion, my masters changed along with the gems they make me fuse with.
> With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong.
>Fusions can kill.
>>85330287
the design is still horrible there are ugly characters in SU who look fine like malachite for example
>>85330285
Yes! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>They find out something about PD's death that could make Jasper change her view
>Steven goes into Jasper's mind through his empath shit
>Calms her down from inside
>She reverts back to her old self
>Starts getting mad immediately afterwards for whatever small reason
>Starts turning back into the corrupted Jasper
>Turns out her corruption is incurable, but it can be suppressed by her not being mad as fuck
>She joins
>No one wants to fuse with her out of fear of the corruption spreading to them.
>>85330352
Is the anon who was gonna draw a bad Pearl still doing it?
What's in the chest?
>you will never come home to a Ruby waiting to sit on your lap and watch you browse /sug/
You'd do it for Harambe...
And you would do it again.
You do it for her
That is to say, you do it for Harambe
>>85330406If there's a cold spot in hellI hope you get it;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJSoec3r-EI
Soooo, I was looking away at the very end of the Rubies episode. What happened?
Anyone else kind of hoping there ISN'T a big reveal about Rose shattering Pink Diamond?
Like, it's not revealed that YD did it, or that Rose was secretly PD all along, or that PD is still hiding somewhere, or whatever. Rose had the chance to murder PD, and did so, and Steven has to live with that.
>>85330416
>>85330419
Him
>>85330342
I want the old guard back, even though they were faggots. still better than these new faggots
>>85330419
We may never know because STEVEN NEVER INVESTIGATES ANYTHING
>>85330419
>>85330419
Greg's socks.
>>85330402
This is possibly the worst bait i have ever seen. Here's your (You) faggot
>he thinks Jasper will be redeemed
>>85330397
They are so fuckingcute
>>85330347
MUH DICK!
>>85330419
Rose's collection of dragon dildos
>>85330333
wish she was smug
>>85330256
>that file name
You may want to play your cards a little closer to your chest, anon.
>>85330343
It's glorious. Just needs blue eyes to complete it
>>85330425
pic related
>>85330431
>>85330285
>>85330343
Give it longer hair, and a spiked leather jacket, and I could see this as a Vidalia version of Smoky Quartz.
Steven can't form clothes as a fusion. All his fusions will just be his shirt and pants stretched.
>>85330419
Rose in whale form waiting for the surprise finale.
Literally everyone collapses in shock and shatters
>>85330427
>Didny Worl?
Smoky looks cuter in the Know Your Fusion pics, mainly because Hilary is drawing her.
>>85330427
>pizza
>knife and fork
>>85330445
and they all wanted to fuse with Jasper really badly
I swear they were like a group of 16 year old girls and Jasper was a rock star
>>85330468
Steven and The rubies got sucked into space?
>>85330419Pink Diamond shards
>>85330475
What if he's naked?
best shim
Is Garnet's Ruby the worst Ruby?
>>85330407
You mean ugly characters that are hot and you want to fuck them?
Not every uggo has to be fuckable.
>>85330455
The third dimension can not contain smug levels as high as this lemon.
>>85330475
oh. That's pretty interesting.
>>85330278
Got the rest of the scene?
>>85330363
Stevonnie should be the one raping him though.
>>85330342
>>85330370
>>85330437
Oh, take it to /trash/ you whiners. We're just trying tolion the mood
How would real Jasper have acted towards Eyeball?
Do you think she appreciates someone who appreciates her?
I don't know how much sad I have left in me /sug/
after Monster Reunion, Earthlings, and now this?
I never asked for these feels
>>85330506
>tfw you will never feed a flock of hungry rubies your cummies
Why lice
>>85330402
>the true evil is fucking cheese
>>85330368
It wouldn't contradict that.
>PD rules over the Earth colony normally
>Something happens that makes Pearl snap, either intentionally or accidentally shattering PD
>Rose helps her escape, both become wanted for assassinating a Diamond
>PD's court is in chaos so BD goes to Earth to restore order and catch the renegade pearl and quartz
>Ruby fucks up the future, Rose and Pearl get away, Garnet joins them later on
>Some time after that the rebellion kicks into full swing
Rose may have seen something in Pearl and played a hand in her ability to shatter PD. Maybe she trained Pearl to fight in secret and felt responsible when Pearl used those skills to kill her Diamond. If The Answer was any indication, Pearl was a loose cannon back then. She poofed everyone who got near her when they attacked Blue Diamond's court and most of them probably weren't even soldiers.
>>85330257
use superior colored version ya scrub
pentaruby best fusion
>>85330269
I can't believe I watched all of this
>>85330419
200 extra pearls
>>85330490
No.
They got blown into space.
>>85330423
Keep your dick out
Keep your body lowered
>>85330525
>>85330403
Please. You've got a far more original look. It almost makes me want to just start all over.
SU is for autists with broken minds
>>85330285
blasphemy
>>85330425
steven fucking died
>>85330506
Get this lemonhead outta here
>All this yellow
how cute, but Blue a best
This was the most british Garnet has ever been
>>85330287
Personally, my biggest complaint isn't that it's ugly, it's that it is just a mashup of Steven and Amethyst features with an extra arm tacked on because why not. All of the other fusions we've seen have been interesting designs in their own right, with visual cues from the originals to draw them together. Sugilite, Opal, Malachite, Sardonyx and Rainbow Quartz all looked like they had a coherent design concept outside of just x+y=z, whereas Smokey is only that and nothing more...
>>85330535
I'll do that
here have some more Smoky
if only there was more Smoky molesting/raping Kevin art
>>85330551
>SU is for gay autists with broken minds
>>85330528
yum
>>85330551
sure man, at least I'm having fun then
>>85330524
On the bright side, now that she knows the "Jasper" who didn't pay attention to her was just Amethyst, she can have hope when meeting the real one.
>>85330427
>Eating pizza with a knife and fork
Holy shit, I didn't know Jasper was this much of a pleb.
>>85330357
i was standin in some rock and i hear scream and run and see big pink go poof and i tink "dats bad" and i run and run and i see oter rubi and she see me and she say "wat hapend" and i say "pink is kill" and she say "no" and i say" yup" and we run again to tell to others and thats all
Someone post Japis fanart
>>85330295
Eyeball and Jasper fusion could have been.
If only Jasper didn't fuse with an aids gem beast
>>85330568
i also like bloople
>>85330569
Do you think Sapphire ever lusts over the other Rubies?
>>85330357
No anon kun
Pink diamond accidently killed between practice swords lessons with hologram Pearl @ ultimate hard level.
>>85330551
fair enough
>>85330564
>>85330564
>UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!
>>85330580
>>85330419
Porn
>>85330597
>bloople with her own little Steven
man I always found that image one of the most adorable things ever
>>85330571
Here's a little attempt to add a background and lighting
>>85330566
>>85330397
Well of course, look how she dresses
>>85330568
Took me a while to hop on the blue train, but yes she is indeed the best
>>85330518
Nope. She would have treated them like shit or remained professional with them at best. Peridot couldn't stand her and the mission was supposed to be easy for everyone while fun for jasper. The truth is jasper isn't on good terms with anyone on this world or the next.
>>85330599
good question, I dont think so because of the baseball episode
>>85330571
Wow. This looks so much better than what we got. Smoky should have been a feisty little kid. It's what Amy and Steven are. The yo-yo would make even more sense.
>>85330518
She got super defensive when Steven tried to help her, saying that weakling latched onto Rose because it helped them feel less worthless. I feel that she would only appreciate someone regarding her positively if she also thought of them positively.that's probably why she needed Lapis' approval so much.
>>85330419
Don't open it
>>85330424
>You can kill Steven, murder Pearl, burn the world down and it still won't bring Pink Diamond back. Me or any of the dead.
>>85330333
Oh my stars
Fun episode and all, but what was the point of it exactly? There was 1 sentence worth a plot in a baseball episode number 2
>>85330307
You dropped your;_;
>>85330402
10/10
>>85330524
why did she cry? just upset that jasper didn't acknowledge her as much?
>>85330518
considering all the era 2 gems she was surrounded by she probably would've appreciated talking to somebody who saw how awful earth was first hand. i guess it makes sense now why eyeball cried - she had the horrific experience of watching PD get shattered and the one gem who could even grasp it (consider leggy not even knowing who PD is) barely acknowledges her... ouch.
>>85330638
standing next to Sardonyx, she looks more like a little kid in comparison
>>85330489
>and they all wanted to fuse with Jasper really badly
Get this haram headcanon out of here.
>>85330636
Rubies might have a thing for blue gems, navy clearly had a crush on lapis(she has good taste).
>>85330653
to set up the finale, which will probably have more details regarding Eyeball's experience with Pink Diamond
>>85330659
>Why did she cry?
She want to sit on her waifu's dick.
>>85330568
>>85330597
>>85330633
>>85330493
The it will just be the other gem's clothes.
>>85330413
nah bro.
Pick a gem. Got it?
Are you sure?
Positive?
Okay,now make a Pokemon team for that Gem.
>>85330659
Eyeball was jealous that Doc got to sit on Jasper/Amethyst's lap
>White, Yellow, and Blue Diamonds all have domain over multiple planets
>Pink Diamond only had domain over Earth
What does it mean? Was Pink Diamond the youngest of them or something
>>85330690
Would you a Lapiss?
>>85330285
>it would have been great
>>85330681
>crush on lapis
Retarded fucking Lapisfags strike again
>>85330714
Pink Diamond mural for reference
So with next episode being about Steven and Eyeball, this is probably the weakest showing for most of the original three Crystal Gems. The closest Garnet had to a focus episode was the baseball episode, and that was more about how flirty her parts are than Garnet herself. Pearl only got Mr. Greg as major focus, and maybe Gem Hunt.Peridot and Lapis got more focus than those two. Amethyst was the only one to get a rather really good amount of focus with her whole rivalry arc against Jasper.
>Jasper has fought her entire life, starting the moment she was created
>she probably lost a lot of comrades during the war
>her Diamond, the being she was created to serve and be loyal to, was shattered
>probably fought in other wars and battles over the years since the Rebellion ended
>comes back to earth on a seemingly simple mission, ends up defeated and stuck in the bottom of the ocean
>imprisoned and tormented by Lapis for months
>is mentally broken by this but still wants to become Malachite again and gets punched back into the ocean for her troubles
>she can't even take pride in being the best warrior because she keeps getting beaten by shameful fusions
>resorts to fusing with a corrupted gem out of desperation only to get corrupted herself
I feel bad for this bitch.
>>85330671
that isn't even head canon they all clearly worshiped her
if they had met the real Jasper she probably would have made them all fuse with her so she could be strong enough to destroy the CGs
>>85330721
lulu lemon?
>>85330690
Post YP legs
i'm going to OD on yellow
>>85330564
huh, is that a helmet or hair on YD? I always hated its design
>>85330728
Oh god.
What if Pink Diamond was a child?
>>85330681
Navy was just getting nervous over public speaking, it wasn't Lapis
>>85330295
I laughed so hard when I watched this
>>85330569
Sure but that just makes her time fusing with crystal gem ruby even hotter
>>85330551
well..um...okay
Reminder that PD rused everyone.
>>85330716
>that disgusting badly applied body paint
/cgl/ cross boarder and I DO NOT APPROVE
>>85330739
Jasper reaped what she had sown. All she offered the world was violence and unkindness, so that's what she got in return.
She said it herself "All gems get what they deserve"
These Pearl shattered PD theorys ignore one thing. Eyeball saw it happen, wouldnt she recognise Pearl and want to bring her to YD? Why would she just let her be left on Earth. It's a cool theory, but I don't see how they'd let that slide even without all the Jasper worship. Or at least not without commenting.
>>85330761
gems dont have life stages like humans.
Smokey is fat and I would not have sex with her
>>85330406
>Jasper, that's a renegade Pearl. One thrust from her spear can tear a quartz in half.
>>85330766
....but why would she do that?
>>85330745
Still building my lemon folder, here's some neck instead.
>>85330714
Youngest. Most incompetent. Least focused on colonization. Was made on Earth.
Many different possibilities.
>>85330779
Fine. What if she was a newly made Diamond and looked like a giant fucking little girl?
>>85330549
your gem is perfect. i love their outfit.
>>85330780
smoky confirmed for least fuckable character
>>85330535
we need more kevin lewds with gems
>>85330667
>>85330803
why would she
>>85330285
hubba hubba
>>85330761
pretty sure all gems come out as full grown, knowing their purpose in life.
It is still interesting as to how Diamonds are made, seeing how the current HW did not appear to replace their fallen component
>>85330780
its like their primary concern with character design wasn't whether or not neets on 4chan would wanna fuck it
>>85330792
So she's no longer a diamond, so a rebellion would be more likely to follow her. Plus she would be changing her purpose, something she's said she loved about humans which inspired her.
>>85330740
>that isn't even head canon they all clearly worshiped her
That in no way implies they want to fuse with her. The soldiers under Charlemagne weren't dreaming about having sex with him.
>>85330728
>>85330714
>White holding a single planet in the center
I guess she's the one who was in charge of Homeworld? It makes sense if, like, she's the "original" Diamond.
>>85330812
>>85330779
Physically. Pink diamond could have been naive
>>85330761
>What if Pink Diamond was a child?
Did you even watch Greg the Babysitter?
>>85330285
needs a dick bulge in her jeans, but otherwise perfect
>>85330824
that's what you think
have some nonsensical gempreg
>>85330813
Because I like the idea of a naive, giant Diamond not realizing that Rose is about to smash her.
>>85330709
Lapis:
Lapras obviously
Vaporeon
Milotic
Wingull
Mantine
and finallyLudicolo
>U GUYS R JUST MAD CUZ U DON'T THINK SMOKY IS SEXY
This design isn't sexy, but does it look like it's an OC from a tumblrina?
>>85330824
you have no way of knowing that
>>85330848
disgusting
>>85330848
This is cancer. Delete!
>>85330850
or you like oversized lolis you fucking pedophile
>>85330287
>Fusions only look good when people feel good about themselves
I actually like this idea. It would explain Stevonnie
>>85330828
>Tiger's Eye fusion when?
>>85330803
Her mural has tits.
She may have had a somewhat childlike personality, though.
>>85330402
Fucking 9/10. Spoilered should have been "Let me get that for you"
>>85330858
>not thinking suggalite is sexy
What's wrong with you anon?
>>85330858
It looks like a spider
Someone draw Sugilite having a bake sale
>>85330858
steven is human therefore uglier than a gem
>>85330870
Yeah and Disney's makin' me a whole fuckin' movie to jack it to.
>>85330868
you can't stop me
>>85330287
I can't get over how disgusting her bi-arm is.
It's odd because it looked perfectly fine on Sugilite, but looks so off-putting on Smokey.
>>85330721
Drink it down down down
O
W
N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXAN6JVYPCg
is Lapis singing this to Jasper or the other way around?You are now thinking of your last breakup
>>85330848
LAPPY EGGS
>>85330824
>The soldiers under Charlemagne weren't dreaming about having sex with him.
>Not wanting to fuck Charlemagne
What are you, gay?
>>85330805
You're too kind. I wish I had something to do with this now. It's kind of fun to mess around making these poses.
>what if PD is a macro loli
wow amazing theory
>>85330880
aren't we all /sug/galites anyways?
>>85330884
Yeah, but Muffet is cute Sugilite is not
>>85330858
Sugilite has some decent lewds. Mainly giantess/kinda vore
Having Nicki Minaj as the voice helps a bit.
>>85330885
but the cutest character is human
Rate the SU boarders
for myself I'd go
Raven Molisee
Paul Villeco
Jeff Liu
Ian JQ
Joe Johnston
Colin Howard
Rebecca Sugar
Lauren Zuke
Hellen Jo
Katie Mitroff
Lamar Abrams (restaurant wars onward, he seemed to have gotten his shit together artistically with that episode)
Hilary Florido/Kat Morris
Lamar pre-restaurant war
Art is the biggest thing for me when judging
>>85330880
Puh leez.
Maybe she wouldn't be ugly if she didn't take off those Shades.
better?
>>85330924
wrong human
>>85330616
>>85330924
disagree
>>85330930
Hell no
Wtf is that shit, it's not -them-
>>85330709
>Glaceon, Glalie, Froslass, Aurorus Regice, Articuno,
Guys I want to fuck Smokey Quartz pretty badly. I love fat girls and she seems like she'd be into all sorts of kinky shit. I'm sorry.
>>85330899
Only is Dewey is the dad
>Kindergarten kid
>CG and Peri capture some corrupt gems
>new Peri outfit
>Peri teleport her first catch to the temple
>GC giver her a hug
>hard cut to bubble room
>just bubbled gems appear
>camera pans up as the gems rise
>pan stops on Jasper's gem
>the gem starts to shake
>star wipe
>mfw Jasper has the sheer force of will to unbubble herself
HELLO, MY NAME IS JASPER QUARTZ
YOU KILLED MY DIAMOND, PREPARE TO DIE
>>85330873
>yfw Rose comes across PD one day, holding a bunch of crushed Gems in her hand.
>"They were arguing so much Rose, I-I just thought if they fused they'd understand each other better. But they kept shouting and struggling, and I kept pressing them together as hard as I could."
>"But now they're not shouting anymore Rose! THEY'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING!"
>>85330287
I said it in the other trainwreck of a thread and I'll say it in this general:
Smokey Quartz is a visual interpretation of the idea that you don't have to come from good stock to be the best version of yourself there is. Steven is a weird mutant in and of himself, and Amethyst is an overcooked runt. Whatever Smokey Quartz was going to be, it wasn't going to be majestic or pretty or graceful, or even necessarily functional. But the message this arc is about that not being important as long as you can be satisfied with what you are and carve a you-shaped hole for yourself in the world.
>>85330570
The other gem fusions you've seen have been from pure-blooded honest to goodness gems. Gems born on homeworld, gems from well designed kindergartens. Steven isn't any of that. He's a human being, and humans are clumsy and flabby and constantly expelling waste. It just makes sense to me that he wouldn't fuse into a goddess, no matter who he fuses with.
>>85330918
It doesn't have to be a successful bake sale
>remember this night /sug/
>>85330923
Nicki minaj point is true,
Those Shades look familiar...
I wanna fug Smokey
>tfw haven't seen any SQ lewds yet
>>85330709
>smonk quartz
Weezing
Eevee (Because they're both runts.)
Lickilicky
Wigglytuff
Dusclops
Torkoal
>>85330728
She never found a planet she loved quite like earth and had no interest in claiming it as her own until now.
Then she realized what would happen to the earth and staged a rebellion of her own.
I can't be the only one who likes Smoky right?
>>85330930
Looks like the twins' younger sister
>>85330858
Sugillite and Malachite are both ugly and monstrous yet cool and appealing designs. They missed the mark with Smokey
>>85330930
not really
now she doesn't even look like a fusion of Steven and Amethyst
>>85330930
>anime eye
>idk wtf is up with her...socks? they look wrong
but
>the arm joint does look significantly better
Ehh, it's not great
>>85330402
The last villan is white
Mr. White Diamond
>>85330973
>>85330973
You're the only one who wants to fuck double arm nigger Ness dude.
>>85330569
>Oh bollocks!
>I can't believe we've been caught!
>By none other than bloody Jasper
>>85330925
In terms of the storyboards I like Joe Johnston and sometimes Rebecca. Everyone else varies, but in terms of art I'd rather consider the amazing bg art.
I think this one's by ricky cometa
reminder that pearl is GROSS!!
>>85330419
An additional tape, for when Steven knows more, and is ready for additional harsh truths.Key is probably not possessed by Pearl
>>85330201
How to make Steven universe great again
>Step one kill Connie
That's it for now, feel free to add your ideas
>pink diamond is ready to start a colony
>YD and BD give her encouragement, even ole WD is there to wish her luck
>everything is going smoothly, looks like the colony will be a real success
>out of fucking nowhere your trusted general decides that she wants to fuck animals, rebels
>try to keep things intact, but the rebels degeneracy attracts legions of shitty gems
>other diamonds want to nuke the colony, as it's not worth their time
>pd doesn't want to be a failure, continues to fight.
>decide enough is enough, comes to earth to defeat the rebellion herself
>since the cg's were guerilla fighters, i wouldn't be surprised if they ambushed and shattered pd like a bunch of bitches
Pink Diamond had a hard life.
That arm grab in "back to to the moon" damn near solidifies Lapidot! You can't disprove this! (Also Lapis is still really fucking autistic)
>>85330983
Second favorite fusion so far.
>>85331014
Kill all townies except Onion.
>>85330419boobs
>>85330569
damn it, we NEED more goofy shit where Estelle gets to act like this more often.
>>85330728
>>85330714
>Diamonds treat each other like family and all other gems as disposable workers
>First new Diamond to join the authority in millenia
>Yellow, White, and Blue throw a grand celebration the moment Pink pops out of the ground
>They give her the prime colony world of Earth to be her seat of governance and offer her all the sisterly advice and encouragement they can
>Send her off to Earth like family sending their kid to their first day of school
>Don't hear back from her for awhile
>When they finally hear back from Earth it's the news that their new sister was shattered
I'd hate the Earth too if I was them.
>>85330983
She's just so fucking_fun_.
>>85330983
nah Smoky is cool
anons are just mad they aren't for sexual
>>85330963
Reading comprehension skills. Acquire them.
>>85330654
Yeah, some anon pointed that Lappy is Happy now
Which gem would you remove from the show entirely? I say bismuth
>>85330912
Draw her or find someone to help you draw her doing stuff. But be prepared to feel a bit sad when no one wants to work on her anymore and you still ideas in your head.
Well that's if you do have ideas for her as a character if not make porn.
How big is Mr. Greg?
>>85331002
kek, I like this a lot
>>85330824
>That feel when no Charlemagne.
>>85330971
I guess it'd be a shocker, but I'd still prefer if Rose did it so Steven won't keep putting her on a pedestal.
>hahaa Steven don't worry, your mom isn't a murderer it was just Pearl hahaha
>>85330983
The design will grow on me
>>85331030
I was wondering how we were going to sympathize with the Diamonds.
>>85331004
Pearl is a cutie pie i wanna tickle her butthole
>>85330958
I like your thinking! We should fuse sometime!
>>85331038
Jasper
Oh wait
>>85330792
Consider the following...
She was the 'younger' of the diamonds
They give you a small colony far away from home so they can get rid of you in a foreing planet, and the homeworld doenst get the bad news.
You are fairy new and naive but you notice the other diamonds plans... you fake your own death and you pearl (a present from WD) is your confident
Doesnt sound so stupid.
But i still dont think PD is rose
>>85331033
I think she's fine,
but is just her cloths.
that shit looks fucked.
>>85331049
>Mr.Greg the Murdercock
I think this is photoshopped.
>>85331038
don't worry, the CG have already done that for ya.
>>85330770
>>85330925
Joe/Jeff>'Becca>Colin>Raven>>>Zuke>>>>>>Paul>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else
Writing-wise I think they're the same, except Lamar is much higher on the list. Damn he's good at light-hearted comedy
>>85331038
Bismuth is gonna be important later in a flashback.
>>85331014
Make Buck gay
>>85331014
I agree
Connie worst character Pearl a best
>>85330707
yah bro.
Jasper's gonna become a corruption werewolf that needs to find her zen to keep from goingberserk
>>85331036
What's the issue mate I was just trying to have a conversation. I wasn't trying to argue. Are you not used to people not trying to fight you?do you need a hug
>>85331063
CONNIE IS A SAVAGE!
>>85330930
Worse
I like smokey and I understand why she is the way she is but she should've been a child to better represent how childish steven and amy are or at least better clothes, looks like shit
>>85331007
>chest full of dozens of cassette tapes
>all of them about pepe burgers
>>85330714
My theory is that PD was in charge of gem growth, nurturing and Population. Peri called the earth injectors Era 1 injectors or w/e, implying that they were the first model of injectors. All injectors are Pink. as the rebellion went on PD had to make do with making a beta kindergarten just to get more soldiers which is known because Jasper, a beta gem, was her.
If she only had earth and the moon AND she was in charge of gem growth like I think then I think that earth was her first try at taking gem reproduction off HW and on a planet they could terraform into something that "woulda been great" but would destroy all organic life on the earth.
I don't think she's newer than any other Diamond, I just think her main role was something that didn't require her to leave HW until they figured out how to grow gems on other planets.
>>85331069
It's because Steven can't form clothes. He hasn't mastered that power yet.
Does Jasper like beans?
>>85330983
I love her and I want to see her grow up happy.
>>85330983
no, a lot of people are just put off by the split arm thing because of "muh fusion aesthetics"
smokey a cute
>>85331090
>mfw I first saw smokey
>>85331071
>>85331017
>Lapidot
god you guys are like Zutara levels of retarded
you realize Peridot just seems to be a clingy and touchy person right? she has done that with both Steven and Amethyst
quit calling every scene involves Lapis and Peridot confirmation, it doesn't become more likely to happen the more delusional you become
>>85330925
I like Joe and Jeff more than Raven and Paul. Also Hilary should be above Hellen Jo
>>85330983
I liked her since day one, still not exactly sure why is everyone so bitchy about her
>>85330983
I want her shot
I hope she never grows up
>>85331110
are you implying I don't also ship her with both Steven and Amethyst?
What a grim ending to the series
>>85331062
i-i'll fuse with you, jasper senpai
>>85331108
>mfw expecting a cool as fuck designed fusion like Sardonyx
>>85331106
I'll admit it bothered me when I first watched the episode. But watching the SQ part a second time, I got past the weird arm thing and realized the design is actually cool as heck.
>>85331106
>split arm thing
This is my only issue.
I guess only "perfect" relationships have fusions with non-deformities and I don't think the number of body parts a fusion has can change.
Stevonnie and Garnet being the only two with non deformities since the first time they fused.
>>85331131
Shame he fucked himself over.
>>85331090
I think her her face is fine. Her three arms I can accept since it looks like it works well with her yoyo weapon, also her reaching into her two gems was pretty convenient.
I think you're right, those clothes look god awful on her. Very reminiscent of early s1 Steven where he's more portrayed as a fat goof-off than cute
>White Diamond has her gem in her forehead
>Blue and Yellow Diamond have theirs in their chest
>Pink Diamond has her's in her navel
>the locations match the placement in the Diamond Authority symbol
Bravo Sucrose
>>85330794
>that smug tail egg
Where do we go with lapis? I don't know what to do with her "arc"
>stuck at the barn
>won't go on missions because she's not a cg
>happy i guess
Is she just going to be the character that's just sorta there? They could've done something with jasper, but that potential has sailed for at least a good while now.
WHY THE FUCK DON'T THE GEMS HAVE ANY RANGED WEAPONRY?
USING MELEE WEAPONRY WHEN YOU HAVE TECHNOLOGY LIKE TELEPORTATION AND INTERSTELLAR WARSHIPS MAKES NO SENSE
>>85331110
Anon, hear me out. The OTP is lapidot, what are you a faggot? How can you not see the lesbian agenda the show is pushing? They didn't make Peridot cling on her for no reason!
Big hairidot never forget
>>85331159
Opal has a bow and their ships have cannons
>>85331136
>mfw minimalism wins again
>>85331163
Maximo Dorito
>>85331122
generally speaking shipping is exclusive
are you implying Peridot is an attention whore who would want more than one girlfriend?
because I am shocked, this is wholesome christian family oriented board and I am shocked you might imply that
>>85331131Friendly reminder that Kars did nothing wrong and the Pillar Men were acting in self defense for the entirety of Part 2.
>>85331136
>>85330201
Smokey is cute, CUTE!!!!
>>85331131
Dont play with airlocks kids.
>>85331159
>>85331164
Garnet can rocketto fist people as well.
Pearl can shoot lasers out her spear.
Amethyst is self explanatory.
>>85331163
>>85331171
Naww
>>85331038
Stevonnie.
Fusion with humans is fucking weird and it'll never seem not out of place.
>>85331159
Pearl can shoot bolts, Garnet literally has rocket fists, Opal has a bow.
>>85331136
>Sardonyx
I remember people being pretty bummed out with her reveal, at least on /sug/. Nothing at all like the slick mofo that people were hoping a fusion of Garnet and Pearl would be like.
>>85331109
sh00ped
>>85330824
good thing word of god states that fusion isn't about sex, but just relationships in general
>>85331132
Sorry you couldn't handle it!
Save me
I'm redoing designs for my male rock characters again
>>85330985
Malachite is made out of the strongest Quartz soldier from the beta kindergarten.Sugilite is made out of four different gems, all of whom are allies. Smoky Quartz is made out of two runts who are learning to accept that they can't measure up to a real gem's power. It's no wonder she's so short and stubby.
>Peridot will never get her limb enhancers back
>Peridot will never be scary or intimidating
>Peridot will never have spider droids creeping everyone out
Why even live?
>>85330761
It might be too much of a stretch to assume scaling is kept this consistent between episodes, but we might have a loli-killer on our hands.
>>85331155
You are right about all of that but you're forgetting one thing
The mirror drama! Her 5,000 year angst. She and Pearl need to talk
>>85331162
by that logic
they didn't make her fall on top of Amethyst for no reason
>lesbian agenda
ah I see now you're a retard
So she is just a petridot right?
>Spaceship just comanded by a team of the same gem
>Old tech so probably not something that can be operated by a ruby
>Not shown fighting at all
>White hair, green gem
>Smarter than any other corrupted gem to the point of being able to write and communicate with a new different species while corrupted
>>85331159
Stop overthinking design choices and setting premises you sperg, this isn't science fiction, it's magic realism.
>>85331171
I hope the ending leaves steven with a harem, including peridot, amythest, and connie, while greg is porking peral and lapis.
>>85331211
>sugilite
>4 gems
Did I fucking miss something?
>>85331193
Sardonyx is fucking great though and has the best weapon transformation
>>85331171
>generally speaking shipping is exclusive
that's not even slightly true
Why are Lapis and Peridot so damned autistic?
"Pomf" WHAT WE GONNA DO ON THE BED, ANON?
>>85331159
I logic i keep trying to find is how ranged weaponry just wouldnt match up to the defenses inherent to a gem, otherwise im left with the same logic fart of jedi not using blasters.
>>85331227
>GregxLapis
What?
>>85331237
They're most autistic but best gems
>>85331094
I like this theory. Gem society seems like it emphasizes roles and occupations to the exclusion of everything else. Despite the prominence and (unknown) significance of the planets/moons in each Diamond's mural depiction, I agree it makes more sense that the Diamonds administrate Homeworld and its colonies together rather than as separate fiefdoms.
>>85331211
Sugilite is 3 gems
>>85331159
the CG had light cannons, and probably other sources of long-ranged stuff that discouraged large aircraft floating around just waiting to be shot down. Also keep in mind that the HW were at first fighting to save their resources. Glassing the planet with the Diamond's song/bomb and planting the Cluster was when they were absolutely certain the planet was beyond salvaging.
the CG noted that HW got a lot more technologically advanced, like that laser from the hand ship
>>85331221
>ah I see now you're a retard
We're all on /sug/ aren't we fag?
>>85331229
I gues he meant Alexandrite
>>85331237
a nod to the fans
>>85331229
I was thinking about Alexandrite, my point still stands...
>>85331237
All gems are autistic, anon.
>>85330983
The way they animate and draw her in Earthlings makes her look really gross. But if you look at the leak for the new episode, she looks a lot better.
Only just as disgusting as amethyst.
>>85330419
A copy of the Breaking Point.
>>85331255
that's alexandrite
>>85331069
Because Steven's clothes can't be part of the fusion, since they aren't part of him.
>>85331237
They're us
>>85330245
Not OR but NICE!!
>>85331237
you realize Lapis is lying right?
all 3 of her pieces meant something she just didn't wanna talk about it because she is still avoiding her problems
mainly by drowning them in shitty Canadian tv
>>85331223
She's a Nephrite. Some similarities to Peridot, but different gem.
>>85331223
Right now I'm assuming she's a Jade, specifically the kind that Bismuth praised Pearl for yanking out of a cockpit since she seemed to be part of the air force.
>>85331207
Go do something more productive with your timelike drawing lewds ya dumb
>>85331275
Alexandrite is 4 gems, Ruby Sapphire Pearl Amethyst. Sugilite is 3, Ruby Sapphire and Amethyst.
Last night I had a dream that I found Peridot unconscious for some reason (not with her physical form destroyed so she retreated into her gem, just like she was sleeping). I remember carrying her into my truck and trying to lay her down in the backseat but there was something in the way and I had to schlep it into up front so she'd have space to recline. I just remember being really concerned and caring for her, it was weird, especially since I don't have anyone or anything like that in waking life.
>>85331069
She would look 10x better if the clothes matched her color scheme.
>>85331275
Alexandrite is 4 gems anon
>>85331221
I see why Amy is shit-talking Lapis at the beginning of Beta now: She's the romantic rival
>>85330812
The jenga panel fucking gets me everytime
>>85330357
I fucking love this meme
>>85330983
The more I see her, the more I like her
>>85331288
Thank you, I think it came out well myself.
>>85331311
Or maybe it's because Lapis is a known mopey bitch?
>>85331300
>>85331267
>An entire alien race full of autistic fascists
Makes me fear for the universe.
>>85331223
>>85331294
Bismuth mentions pulling a Nephrite out of her ship. This is what a Nephrite looks like. Peetle is likely a Nephrite.
>>85331299
IF
SAPPHIRE AND AMETHYST FUSED
and then
RUBY fused with THAT fusion
would they STILL MAKE SUGILITE?
>>85331300
Did you make her eat all the eggs?
>>85331059
>YD will fight steven with tears in her eyes screaming about how dare Rose Quartz show herself after what she did to their little sister
>Steven will just shield up and curl into a ball while crying too while YD unleashes everything she can on him
>>85331239
So gems get stronger when poofed like saiyans right?
I wonder how amethyst got poofed the first time before changing clothes
>>85330709
Pearl
>Aromatisse
>Gardevoir
>Roserade
>Swanna
>Escavalier
idk what else
>Espeon
>>85331333
yes
>>85331298
Can you draw peridot and amyhtest making out in tubetops?
>>85331333
Yes. Yes they would.
>>85331300
Really? I had a dream I found a wild shiny Spiritomb and accidentally KOed it. It was even the right colors, blue and purple. I woke up super upset, and I haven't really even played Pokemon since a few months after XY.
So if jasper and Eyeball fused, which one of these would they become?
>>85331298
>>85331347
B-but my artstyle isn't good enough for lewds yet
>>85331216
>Yellow Diamond's mural shows her overseeing her many worlds. They are as numerous as they are perfect, all thanks to her guiding hand.
>Pink Diamond's mural depicts the time she did a sick lay up
>>85331324
nope nope nope, we lesbo soap opera now
What if Stevonnie and Garnet fused
>>85331239
Amy, I liked you better when you were pretending to be someone bigger and more important.
>>85331300
that dream sounds nice idea
last night i dreamed that my waifu had me forcibly institutionalized
>>85331358
Probably red Jasper. I would hope for the spinel though.WHAT ARE YA SELLIN
>>85331239
>>85331343
>no palkia for Pearl
missed opportunity
>>85331358
They'd use Red Jasper so that they don't limit their options for future gems.
Imagine if every boarder was an intense shipperfag, one for each top ship
You know, to round out Zuke's shameless lapperdawt lust
>>85331360
Dont care, still would blow loads to that shit.
>>85331365
four kids in a sexy trenchcoat
>>85331311
not really
Amethyst basically wasn't in a mood to have fun, also Lapis has kinda been a downer every time she was around Amethyst so far
I think they would actually be good friends if they got to know each other
inb4 Lapidot and Amedot both get cucked by Lapithyst
>>85331331
Don't worry fellow human poster, Earth might not have the ability to fight back against Homeworld but the snake people will always have our human interests in mind to save us from those disssgusting space rocks. Don't buy into the propaganda.
>>85331014
kill yourself
>>85331239
Sleep. A lot. Because depression.
>>85331267
in, like, clinical fairness, autism is generally a set of traits and habits that, if you weren't human, would be extremely beneficial for survival. Obsessive categorization, lack of socialization, repetition, this is all the kind of stuff that keeps a wild animal alive and humans don't need to engage in it because we're such naturally social animals that we've used the idea of mutual gains and benefits to build civilizations.
So, like, of course gems are autistic. Cats are autistic. Shit's just nature dog.
>>85331371
I like you
>>85331360
That's why you have a shame pile, drawfriend. It's where your abortions go before your talent-vagina gits gud enough to make beautiful lewd babbys.
>>85331358
definitley Red Dinosaur Bone Cabochon, it just rolls off of the tongue.
>>85331397
subs or dubs?
>>85331332
Well to me it's a white diamonds petridot
>>85331344
>>85331350
ok good
>>85331362
kek
>>85331141
I vaguely remember one of the crewniverse saying that the body mutations aren't representative of the relationship, but rather are what works best for them / their weapons.
split arm for smoky's gem placement and yo-yo, dual arm for opal's massive bow, sugi monster because scary
>>85331380
what are the "top ships"
>>85331046
Thanks. I'm having fun just making poses and stuff for now. Maybe I'll try drawing. I tried making the other Gemsona being posted, but nailing down the right gem was hard.
This I think is the right colors. Not 100% sure though. Also I hope I got the height and proportions correct.
Does anyone else here treasure there personal idols of best gem?
>Connie frustrated because she can't get fucked like a normal girl
>She convinces Steven to do scenarios where she rapes him or vice versa.
>Its the only way they can have sex.
>Steven usually gets all lovey-dovey half way through and they fuse.
>GODDAMNIT STEVEN I JUST WANNA HAVE SEX
>Sorry, I'll try to rape you harder next time, but I love you so much!
>OH MY GOD STEVEN GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING D ALREADYConnie is a slut
>>85331380
>Before SU has run its course Sucrose will hold a 10-day battle royale on her personal grounds deep in the woods to make the Crewniverse literally fight for their ships. Winner gets to make their ship canon, losers have their souls sucked out to fuel the demonic power of her feels-inducing ukelele.
>>85331451
No but that's just me.
>>85331362
Great, now i want to headcanon all the pink gems being goofy eccentric little shits.
>>85331453
go away daterape. no one likes you.
>>85331373
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
>>85331403
>If you weren't human
Apparently it's useful now, because autism rates are skyrocketing and all those autistic guys from the 90s are now becoming autitistic dads. That's all the kind of stuff that makes for a perfect employee, even if you're self employed. We accidentally created a rigid system that doesn't need socialization to work, just money, but can be subverted with socialization if you want to do that (and it's sometimes illegal).
If we didn't see all of that in our own species, and see it as a legitimate threat to a more free-spirited, intuitive way of life, we wouldn't have this show. We wouldn't have peridot and jasper ranting about how all you need to be is a smart technician or a dedicated soldier and being shot down, because we wouldn't be afraid of all the peridots and jaspers making all our efforts in making connections and living life without appeasing the cold-hearted robot gods of "merit" pointless.
>>85331473
no
>>85330287
This is true. Look, they even gave it knee braces.
>>85331458
>Zuke becomes the only boarder left alive
>next episode is 11 minutes of intense Lapidot sex, not even an intro
>>85331453
>Stevens appearance is affected entirely by how mature he is
>Connie learns this and begins a project, with Pearls help, to slowly help him Grow Up without forcing him into an old man like that one birthday episode
>Young Greg-tier Steven is incredibly hot and all the gems want to 'Fuse' with him, making Connie jealous, so she undoes all her progress
I wanna see this kind of episode even though I know its never gonna happen
>>85331300
I remember having anot allowed in /corelated dream once
>>85331300
How can i have a dream where i fuck peridot like crazy while grouping her breast, her face red while she calls me a clod and trys to hide her enjoying it?
>>85331450
Tried the automatic Fuse function and got Zircon!
>>85331094
hmm, makes sense
>>85331444
The most popular/classic non-canon gem ones
>>85331458
beautiful
zuke's blubber perk will finally be useful
>>85331362
>>85331373
Applause!
Applause and cheers!
>>85331453
>Connie has to tie him down and whip him while riding Steven so he doesn't get too into it
>Steven eventually learns to like it and they keep having to find weirder and weirder shit to do
>Almost every session ends with Stevonnie furiously masterbating
>>85331451
I would if CN made any merchandise of Peridot worth buying
>tfw want a Peridot plushy with a ">:3" face but I'll never get one because CN are a bunch of bumbling morons
>>85330983
>>85331268
>The way they animate and draw her in Earthlings makes her look really gross. But if you look at the leak for the new episode, she looks a lot better.
Can confirm, still meh tier design but the three arms for extra yoyo proficiency is kind of cool
ROSE AMETHYST
>>85331453
If steven fuses with Connie when she is old how will the fusion look like?
Will stevonnie be able to live forever?
If not then what happens if Connie dies while they are fused?
Gems, in order from largest to smallest bust size:
>Rose
>Jasper
>Amethyst
>Garnet
>Lapis
>Peridot
>Steven
>Pearl
>thought the kindegarten kid would be about amy's first encounter with rose
>a perfect episode to close up an arc to show where it all began
>instead it's more peridot autism
Why does peridot have to ruin everything?
just watched the latest ep
>>85331494
Wait are you saying that Steven Universe is insensitive and even intolerant of autistic lifestyle? And are you saying that's a good thing? I'm sort of a little lost by the second half of your post.
>>85331559
you mean smokey, right?
>>85330489
It's forbidden to fuse with a different type of gem though. They're still loyal soldiers, even if they're dumb and easily tricked.
What do you think Smoky Quartz's pronouns are?
>>85331569
Wrong.
>>85331494
rebecca sugar hates autists and steven universe is anti-autism propaganda
CONFIRMED
>>85330774
You sound as shitty as her, anon.
>>85331570
DONT TALK SHIT BOUT MY WAIFU!!!!
requesting the fan art of young greg feeding rose with canned cheese, i can't find it
>>85331569
Exactly accurate.
>>85331451
I've tried to get her in blind boxe three times but I got two Amethysts and a Steven.
Incidentally, anyone want to buy two Amethysts? They're different models.
Black, white, or orange; we are all pink on the inside.
>>85331569
>Jasper
what?
anons pics like this aren't canon she doesn't actually have tits
>>85330350
Yep, definitely a nerd.
>>85331494
>>85331581
>>85331601
>Anti-autism
>What is Peridot
>>85331569
Exactly accurate.
>>85331570
Link?
>>85331550
Kek
Rebeca sugar did it again
>>85331592
they/them
same as Stevonnie
>>85331560
I saw a comic on Tumblr that explored this.
http://pinkadillydoo.tumblr.com/post/146962057481/i-know
>>85331559
I want Rose Amethyst to thigh squeeze my dick!!
>>85331159
Lots of their stuff increases their reach or effective range; Amethyst's Whip, Pearl's Spear, Sardonyx's Warhammer, Sugilite's Flail.
And several have outright ranged weaponry, both gem weapons (Opal's Bow, Pearl's Laser Darts) and technological weapons (Peridot's Limb Enhancer Laser Cannon, Rose Quartz' Laser Light Cannon & Triple Laser Light Cannon Battery). Only Steven/Rose Quartz' Shield (and Sword) and Garnet's Gauntlets, with Pearl's Spear are traditional close combat weapons, and Garnet even has Rocket Fists. Peridot's Homeworld Ship also had a finger cannon, Red Eye had a gravity generator (which might've just been it's size causing tidal disturbances or another weapon).
Even Ronaldo would've remembered even these basic gem weapons.
>>85331619
But Anon.I'm bluehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY
>>85331623
they're canon in my heart
>>85331619
>He likes his steak rare
I LOVE YOU ROOOOOOSE QUAAARTZ
>>85331572
I expect trippy episode, lack of trippy episode so far pisses me off
>>85331637
the 2 minute preview and screenshots should be in the leakbot in the op
has anyone pointed this out that pink diamonds chair activated for steven already?
>>85331458
>Zuke outlasts all of the boarders
>is declared the winner
>but she soon bleeds out from her wounds (Lamar gnawed into her cankle)
Lauren died for your Lapidot
I hope you're happy shipperfags
>>85331649
;_;
>>85331667
pink is medium, red is rare
>>85331679
ROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTZ I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>85331631
peridot represents autism being "cured", because she's slowly becoming more social and less absolutely cringy
shhh just accept that peri will be a good normal gem in no time
>>85331659
Blue is nice, I like blue
>>85331623
She does, someone posted the screen from when she got hit by a yo yo and those things were at LEAST a C.
>>85331649
So in this scenario, if they unfuse would we just be left with Steven covered in dust?
>>85331624
This is great. Good job!
>>85330709
Garnet - Bouffalant
Amethyst - Liepard
Pearl - Palkia
Peridot - Manectric
Lapis Lazuli - Lumineon
Bismuth - Metagross
Jasper - Emboar
Ruby - Darmanitan
Sapphire - Azelf
Steven - Pyroar
>>85331189
Has Garnet used rocket fists at all since like season 1? Although to be fair they barely fight any monsters anymore
>>85330812
>The accordion
>The diamond's theme is the fucked up space accordion
>The music that plays when the corruption song is mentioned is that fucked up space accordion
Jasper is threatening to corrupt steven
>>85331667
Black and Blue is the patrician choice
>>85331684
We've seen similar panels before like in Roses armory and Centipeedle ship, and other gems could activate them
>>85331717
Autstic people = literally Homeworld
>>85331498
>implying zuke wouldn't die of a heart attack as soon as she tried to run
>>85331714
I think we'd see Connie in the same state she was in before they fused, on the brink of death with only a short time left to live.
Either that or she would rapidly age and mummify at an accelerated rate, being exposed to none of the bacteria or organisms involved in traditional decomposition.
>>85330350
Made my birthstone Aquamarine because yolo
>>85331717
chris chan doesn't deserve this slander
>>85331760
Her sheer will to make lapidot canon would override her poor health
>>85331559
She's perfect in that form
>>85331768
Yes he does
>>85330564
>dinner with me
I overkek'd
>>85331458
>/co/mrade leak intern wins
>Casts Sucrose' soul back to hell and saves us all from shipping
One can dream...
>>85331559
>>85331709
then repost it
Hey guys what if rose is just fused with baby steve-o and its not necessary for her to remain fused for him to live
>>85331764
This one is really good. I love the outfit. Probably the best one I've seen so far.
>>85331781
I like the colors here. It's a little over-designed, but for a one-shot fusion with a guest musical artist voice who shows up once it's fine like that.
>>85331764
>tfw your birthstone is an already established character
>>85331717
>not wanting to legalize prostitution, and being a moralfag cunt
Kill yourself, or well do it for you.
>>85331808
FUCK OFF, MISTER POTATOHEAD
>>85331808
nice try Ronaldo
>>85331805
oh fuck you
>>85331808
Who does amethyst belong to?
I never get an answer to this
>>85331717
/pol/ please leave
people are people dog it's like you're missing the whole point of this show. you don't have to hate anyone just because they're different from you. Literally not worth your time to care this much about autistic folks.
>>85331796
You owe me for making me watch this again
>>85331776
>shipping is the cure to obesity
>>85331216
>basing the scale on a character instead of matching parts of the backgrounds
>>85331814
Mine is Citrine. Seriously doubt it will ever be made into a character, but there are probably tons of fan OCs for Citrine.
>>85331814
Does your birthstone have any variants you can use? There's plenty of difference we've seen in quartzes, pearls, and even Garnet looked different now versus when Sapphire and Ruby first fused. The Rubies all look a lot alike, though.
>>85331831
That's because we don't know.
>>85331746
I don't remember any accordion.
>>85331830
u think u r allowed to have legitimate conversations about pacing here?
>>85331831
Amethyst belongs toSteven
>>85331776
I'm completely serious m8, i doubt she's able to do physical activity at all
>>85331814
At least your birthstone isn't diamond
right
right?
Are gens clothes removable, or are they attached to there bodies?
>>85331814
>Topaz/Citrine
Hopefully this coming season...I really want the next new gem we meet to be some kind of ninja/assassin class of gem.
>>85331864
I never tried.
I'm going to repost it.
>>85331857
You should know pearl
>>85331893
Both?
Somehow?
>>85331740
I'm pretty sure she hasn't used them more than twice period in the whole 3 seasons so far!
>>85331750
Not tartar. pressed and drizzled with a drizzle of lemon juice.
meet Bituminous Coal
>>85331875
Ruby here
It's a shame that all the rubies are fucking babbys
>>85331893
they come with them when they reform, but I think we've seen their clothes move like when Amy's gem got cracked
>>85331498
>>85331520
>Lamar wiped the grime from his face. Tried to anyway. He grimaced as a surge of pain shot through his leg. That twisted ankle wasn't set properly. It would probably have to go.
>His eyes darted around nervously. 10 days they had been at this deadly game. He had come into it with high expectations, confident in his victory, confident in his ship.
>10 days can be forever. He watched Ian go down first. Jeff the second day. Matt...well, Matt was a mercy. 11 days ago Lamar didn't know a man could still scream without the lower half of his jaw attatched to his head.
>Just a few more miles and he could find help. Flag down a pickup if he was lucky.
>The snap of twigs behind him. He choked back a groan. SHE had found him.
>He tried to whisper a small prayer for his soul, although he knew God had already abandoned him. He saw the shapes in the darkness around Rebecca when they signed the blood pact at the start of the games.
>The last thing Lamar Abrams heard before he left this mortal coil were four simple words. Four simple words that had damned him to an eternity chained to the will of a darkness older than time, colder than death.
>"Can't Juke the Zuke."
>>85331814
>tfw your birthstone is an intergalactic autist warlord
Is there any possible way to make a Lapis Pearl fusion ugly while sticking to the design of the gems?
>>85331893
Garnet grabbed Peridot by the collar. Seems as though they can come off.
>>85331915
Jesus christ
>TFW ive contemplated hiring a prostitute to dress up and act like either peridot or amythest.
>>85331845
I mean, what would animators be paying more attention to, the background or the characters?
How do you feel about the show's gradual way of revealing information?
I don't look that deep into it, but my sister brought up an interesting point.
Amethyst comes off as unlikeable because she's not as mature or serious as the other CG's, it makes her easy to hate.
We didn't find out until very late in the show that she's not as big or strong as she's supposed to be and was made on Earth.
And it takes until even later in Bismuth (the 100th episode) for us to realize that she didn't actually fight in the war.
Amy doesn't understand the gravity of anything that's going on, and the show never reinforces that.
The show also has a lot of rules, like the strength of a fusion being based off the strength of the relationship.
But there's so much filler and the episodes are so short that it's easy to forget.
What's up with Eyeball? Her delivery of "thank you" was weird in Hit the Diamond and a lot of people thought she was hiding something. And I also thought something was odd about her crying when Doc was sitting in "Jasper"'s lap, but everyone seems to just think she was jealous. I don't think they would zoom in on her face and show a tear if it was just a crush on Jasper. They could show that easily in the background. I think there's something weird going on with her.
>>85331740
she used them against Peri's robot in Message Received.
>>85331831
She belonged toMY DIAMONDYOUR DIAMONDPINK DIAMOND
>>85331935
get her to wear jewellery and cum on the gem
>>85331840
PUT THIS SUBHUMAN IN A BARN
WE CAN MAKE HIM NORMAL
WE CAN MAKE HIM A LIVING MEME
>>85331930
>TFW i can pull off pearls top and make her freak out at me for exposing her breasts
>>85331842
YAS
YAAASSSSSS
>>85331935
You might get better luck with finding a black gal that looks like Garnet
>>85331740
>>85331906
Not sure where in season 1 you mean but she used them in reformed and message received.
>>85331945
CAN'T FOOL ME, FREEDOM FRIES! GO BACK TO YOUR BLOG!
>SU is finally ending
>bismuth is unbubbled
>creates new weapons for everyone, including Connie
>peridot manages to reverse-engineer homeworld tech and creates new limb enhances for herself and goes full-on metal bender
>lapisgoes evilandforms Malachite again in order to help homeworld
Make it happen, sucrose
>>85331946
Eyeball worships Jasper as a warrior and a war hero.
>>85331924
Remember that one camp Lazlo episode with the sea lamprey?
>Lamar wasn't a Lamar! Lamar was a Lauren!
>>85331945
Did you actually post this again Ronaldo?
>>85331814
>always hated having peridot because I wanted a fancy/expensive gem like rubies or emeralds
I'm happier with her than anything else related to my birthstone. Sardonyx I'm ambivalent on.
>>85331717
you literally have the ability to contort your body and place your head firmly into you ass long enough to rant about something you know nothing about. you may have just won 4chan tonight, anon.
>>85331831
No one. She was born without a diamond around. Now that I think about it, gems are supposed to be born knowing what they are and thier purpose. Would a link to a diamond be the cause of that? Because Amy not only is born a rut, she doesn't know what her purpose is until after learning about her and Jasper. She's truly a free gem. Would be interesting if one of the diamonds claims her later and she suddenly her warrior instinct kicks in as she turns on the others.
>>85331945
You still feel like amythest has issues and needs love.
>>85331935
just conjure a tulpa instead anon
>tfw no big Lion plush
C'mon CN take my cash
>>85331924
Goddamnit
this is funnier than it has any right to be
>Lamar trying to wipe the ashiness away
Here's the real question though if your gemsona corrupted what would it become
Aquamarine would clearly become a sea snake monster cause snakes own
>>85331968
But i want to fuck a slobbish whore or a autistic and adorable invader zim KO.
>>85331935
how much extra is cosplay prostitute?
>>85331945
fuck off ronaldo
>>85331559
>>85331814
>>85331991
>When your birthstone is one month off from your favorite gem
>>85331963
JASPER KILLED PERIDOT
give her another medal
>>85331872
I wannahug then fugZuke
>>85331993
thanks
you know i am a blood relative of adolf hitler
>>85331842
>>85331991
>tfw born in march
Hey I have a theory
Since there is no filler in the show
Remember when garnet was hipnotized by the arcade playing a perfect game?
What if when you give her too much information like too many possibilities too fast like the arcade it makes garnet fuck up and loose control? Like the future vision showing her the random algorithm for the game
>>85331623
Rose has tits. She has cleavage while laying down and talking to Greg on the beach.
Vote:
1. Rose shattered Pink Diamond on accident.
2. Rose shattered Pink Diamond on purpose before changing her beliefs about shattering.
3. Rose didn't actually shatter Pink Diamond.
>>85332010
they make really awful plush for some reason, the steven universe plush gives me nightmares when I look at it
>>85332049
>>85331991
>>85331814
>tfw birthstones are a crock of shit made up by jeweler companies
>>85332051
Her fusion vision from what it sounds like, is pic related where she sees many branching futures but not enough info.
Where as Sapphire apparently sees the full picture for one future.
>>85331991
>>85332028
>Born in April
>Also believe the Diamonds have done nothing wrong
It's a perfect fit. Hail Homeworld.
>>85330616
WEEABOO, WEEABOO!
>>85332022
Apparently they get costume requests in general pretty often, so probably not much.
>>85332028
It's likeHomestuck trollsall over again.
>>85332049
at least our Beryl derived gemsona OCs will never have an appearance
like there's no way this show ever has a Beryl because its too in conflict with Sailor Moon, yeah?
>>85331458
I'd place my bets on joe. he's responsible for very good episodesand is one of the few who looks in an ok physical condition
>>85331979
No more evil malachite, that's been said and done. only happychite 2 seasons down after they say sawwy to one another
>peridot reverse engineering
That reminds me - Ronaldo still has that huge hunk of handship. Wonder if that'll ever be brought up again
>>85332005
Tulpas dont work like that, there more psychic forces that fuck around with you. Besides, if i dont find a girlfriend to settle down with in 5 years, ill get a mail order asian bride, force her to watch a non stop marathon of steven universe ala a clockwork orange, and have her base her personality on either amythest or peridot.
>>85331994
Diamonds are obviously the only ones who can make new gems that's why rose could have never been a diamond, she made no new gems since eggs war
Why am I supposed to root for the Crystal Gems again? Aren't they terrorists who assassinated a sovereign leader and started a war that shattered thousands of gems?
>TFW your OC AU is working with the canon universe.
I'm waiting for the nuke to end before I release my autism but it's a fun feel.
>>85332080
>tfw diamond marketers made diamonds worth something and that's why diamonds rule in this show even though they are fucking everywhere irl
I am going to sleep sug probably forever, was a pleasure to shitpost here.
Good Bye.
>>85331689
this, and leaks, is exactly why /sug/ is so dead and pointless. fucking psychotic kids up well past their bedtime making this their bullshit edgy richkid bitchgirl flophouse. God I wish teenagers didn't get summer vacation.
>>85331987
The ending of camp lazlo was quite something
>>85332080
>tfw they've been subverted into an excuse lonely dudes use to waifu cartoon characters
>eat shit de beers
>>85332147
Later!
>>85332041
DIE YOU FUCK, NO ONE INSULTS BEST GEM AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!
>>85332080
diamonds being expensive and rare is an actual jeweler meme, but the idea of birthstones has roots in the church
>>85330925
This is pleb taste, anon
>>85332148
What the fuck is this response
Having fun with the Crewniverse is a /sug/ mainstay
>>85332147
I'd advise you to not do that but I respect your decision. Goodbye, friend.
>>85331935
You should look for someone at a con. I have fucked prostitutes and they would be too worried out by that.
The whole you can pay a prostitutes for anything is a kyth
>>85332137
Maybe that's kind of appropriate. Maybe Diamonds aren't special at all, but the four Diamonds rose to power by force, shattered other Diamonds, and insisted that they're rare and thus fit to rule. Kind of analogous to the false scarcity on Earth.
>>85331872
So we can expect a steven ninja fusion when?
>>85331453
and now comes the pedo goodnight /sug/ have fun killing what little is left of this general.
>>85332137
Or it's because they're the most scratch-resistant mineral and were able to better survive the brutal climb to the top of gem society while all their softer peers suffered corruption and death from cracked and scratched gems
>>85331924
>He watched Ian go down first
>implying becky's dark powers aren't part of ian now too
>>85332147
But what of Steven? Don't you want to know how this show ends before you?
>>85332147
Goodnight. Hopefully you will wake today to watch the new episode and shitpost with us.
even though pearl and steven will never fuse because of the weird undertones would steven/pearl's rainbow quartz look awful since I actually liked that fusion a lot
>>85330999
>can't even manifest 4 arms
Barely worth the screen time.
>>85332129
Diamond Authority
>Provided stability and order to their kind
>Created an empire that spans the stars
>Every gem was created with a purpose and place in society, none had to worry about what they would do with their lives
Rose Quartz
>Threw society into chaos and uncertainty
>Betrayed her own Diamond and shattered her
>Encouraged anarchy and public orgies and the complete destruction of gem society
>Started a war that shattered thousands, ruined a perfect colony world, and threw the empire into a resource crisis
>Committed bestiality with primitive lifeform
The Crystal Gems are terrorists that need to be quartered and shattered.
>>85332209
Good edgy bait mate.
But next time, don't reply to 40 minute old posts.
>>85332148
>my super serious children's show about magical rocks must merit super serious discussion for classic gentlemen such as myself. These, ugh, PLEBIANS can't appreciate the nuance of my animated programme
>>85332209
The show your watching is made by a shotacon
D E E P E S T
>>85332147
Yo, don't. Call a suicide hotline if you're serious. You gotta see the end of SU. And then whatever show Rebecca makes after that.
If dubs then Jasper gets redeemed
>>85332063
Rose couldnt have shattered pink diamond because only a diamond can hurt a diamond
Pink diamond same part of the rebellion either since she creates Jasper to fight
My guess is rose didn't shatter shit and it was an inside job from another diamond and Ruby is a moron and rose kept the secret
Tl dr rose a sasuke
>>85332209
Goodnight.just ignore him.
>>85332277
Shit son triple doubles. WE IN
>>85332231
I think they'll fuse. You don't think fusion is sex, do you? It's a physical representation of the relationship between gems
>>85331517
>no extra arms or eyes
Your fusion sucks
>>85332262
I'm super fucking paranoid about the subtle lore drops I may have missed up until this point now.
>>85332215
>implying becky's dark powers aren't part of ian now too
Nah m8. The Sugar Queen uses and loses them. "It's Over" was her way of telling Ian he's a pump and dump.
So, what is Lion?
Corrupted Pink Diamond that didnt die but halfway healed by Rose?
>>85332277
>>85332245
>Every gem was created with a purpose
>But those who didn't serve their purpose the best were thrown away or shattered to be used differently instead of reworked properly into society
Diamonds have no one but themselves to blame for the rebellion.
It would have NEVER kicked off if Rose didn't have the outcasts/forgotten gems backing her up.
>Rose is PD thrown in flames
>GUYS NOW LION IS PD
Can someone nuke these people
>>85332288
CONFIRMED
>>85332277
>double dubs
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT WITH YOUR LIES
>>85332277
The meems are a lie do not believe
>>85332147
I have bad news friend. The perfect time for suicide was last year, no matter what you already fucked up by pushing out of it
>>85332288
What would Jasper's son look like?
>>85332262
Jasper is sexy
I want Lapis to to get stoned to death
>>85332262
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK! YOU ARE NOT MY DIAMOND!
This thing is kinda fun.
Always liked having turquoise as a birthstone.
>>85332259
Kay Morris is a shotacon?
>>85332277
Life is good
>>85332245
Why do I always hear Fortunate Son in my head when we talk about revolution?
>>85332315
GET IN THE FUSION LAZULI
>>85332047
and you deleted your post, extra high score! ill just sit here and wait for the gameover to flash on my screen.
>>85332277
Niceu niceu.
Very niceu.
>>85332277
DOUBLE HAPPENING!
>>85332155
>>85332313
short hair jasper just does too much for me, I'm fucking drooling over here
>>85332245
Rose Quartz also killed literally a baby
>>85332278
>only a diamond can hurt a diamond
Are you basing that on the hardness of real diamonds? Because when people say that diamonds are the hardest mineral they mean that it's super resistant to scratching. But it can still be shattered pretty easily. "Hardness" is different than strength or toughness. You could shatter a diamond with a hammer. I bet it's the same with Diamonds.
>>85332335
>*kat
>>85332277
>>85332288
HAPPENING
>>85332278
only a diamond can scratch a diamond
a fucking steel hammer can shatter a diamond. diamonds are really common so people are willing to test this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMjFNB-mbI4
if the diamonds were such durable warriors, why would they send troops instead of wiping the floor with smaller gems?
>>85332334
I wish there was a way to make fusion happen without making them both yourself since it'd be neat to fuse Aquamarine and Turqouise
>>85332354
a incompetent diamond (which seems to run in the family judging by Yellow Diamond)
A nice and informative update from Peridots twitter
>>85332195
Whats a kyth? And the last time i hitted at a girl at the con i got pepper sprayed, so what should i do?
Rose Quartz never existed. The Crystal Gem rebellion was a false flag organized by the Diamond Authority to purposely weed out defective and rebellious gems so they could all be eradicated from society at once. The corruption of Earth was an inside job.
Spread the word.
What would make this show perfect or near-perfect, /sug/? The premise has a ton of potential. What would you like to see? My list:
>better pacing
>more townies realizing that homeworld can attack at any second, and thus joining the crystal gem cause
>less moralist shit
>less idolizing of Rose Quartz, which thankfully they've been doing recently
>moresongslikeDo It For Her, Stronger Than You, and Something Entirely New
>>85332271
>Wathever show Rebecca makes after
Hahahhaahha
>>85332376
She never had a chance to learn how to git gud
>>85332277
>>85332288
>>85332288
Whats up with /sug/ and triple dubs
>>85332400
I was in that thread, calm down.
>>85332277
>>85332288
QUADRUPLE DOUBLE DUBS praise the diamonds
>>85332357
>>85332368
>PD was so brittle rose shattered her on accident
kek
>>85332392
HAHAHAHAHAWhat's so funny? Rebecca is young as has a successful show under her belt. She's gonna be doing SOMETHING.
>>85332222
>>85332271
>>85332322
Jesus H Christ, this went dark. I am just have a cold and i'm being dramatic.
Anyways goodnight faggots winky face
>>85332334
I love the pattern you made with the jumpsuit.
>>85332277
memes cast
Sucrose Laughs
>>85332400
[Cue Get Lucky.mp3]
>>85332423
Fuck you
As if that's easily distinguishable through text
>>85332384
Myth written by a phone with a fucked up rotoscope
>>85332277
>>85332288
YELLOW DIAMOND NEEDS TO SEE THIS.
>>85332423
Not funny at all.
>>85332299
>implying becky didn't saw the true power of the murdercock in him so she had to let him go
>>85330518
the whole reason she feels lonely is because she never learned how to form decent relationships or feel compassion for others after devoting her entire being to fighting and avenging pink diamond
>>85332423
>cold and I'm being dramatic
Stop being sick you drama queen.
Which Diamond is the most autistic?
And which Diamond is the least autistic?
>>85332422
Hahahhaahha
I have seen it before anon, she will never make anything again
And y will hate cartoon networks executive for it
>>85332371
Oh damn I just noticed the fusion button.
>>85332428
Thanks, I just saw the way some of the parts fit together and it fit the Diamond uniform theme. I wish there were more non-Crystal Gems stuff.
>>85332417
>"Polish me, Rose!"
>"Yes my Diamond."
>*smash*
>"Oh shit. Oh shit shit shit. I need to get out of here."
>rebellious Gems think she did it on purpose and start following her for freeing them from Pink Diamond. It just snowballs from there.
>>85332250
Yes this is distilled essence of edgy 18 bitch-girl, I can almost smell the candy scented perfume and hot topic disposable vinyl. I hope that when you grow up you will realize how much of an idiot you have been.
>>85332514
Your diamond
My diamond
Theory time:
Pink Diamond was born on earth. I think every new solar system that is colonized a new Diamond is born and that Diamond gets control of the system. Gems would probably use every terrestrial planet in a system, but considering that Pink Diamond only has one planet in her mural the Rebellion happened before they could colonize the others.
>>85332502
People will be less pro-Homeworld in these threads once the social aspect is explored more
I'm sure it's stifling and borderline Orwellian
Do people still use the term gemtlemen?
Fuck it, im tired of being lonely abd deoressed. Any femanons of traps willing to cosplay as there favorite gem and fuck a hot NEET, nows your chance.
>>85332559
>tfw
Jasper is truly suffering incarnate.
>>85332502
naw mate it's because she's a right cunt mate
she's a cunt mate
some gems are just fookin cunts
at least she can do fully hektik skids mate
>>85332531
>it's an "edgy poster assumes random anons are the guy who made that post he didn't like" episode
>>85332391
also what can i do for you
>>85332573
Weight and height?
>>85332368
That just some quality sugar bullshit. Ultimate power but can be defeated by this one thing that we conveniently get rid of for now
I can't believe i actually thought jasperposting would slow down after she got btfo
>>85332490
I'M NOT SPENDING THE REST OF THE GENERAL TALKING ABOUT YOUR ALABAMA BLACK SNAKE, IAN. GO WORK ON LAKEWOOD PLAZA TURBO
Does anyone have a link to love like you as of to now?
>>85332576
Yes
>>85332593
"Heroes never die"
As they say.
>>85332178
> but the idea of birthstones has roots in the church
So it was made up slightly longer ago.
>>85332560
I doubt that every solar system gets a new Diamond considering how many planets White Diamond owned (and it's clear that only colonized planets get displayed, not just any planet in the solar system).
She might have been born on Earth (or perhaps Luna) though. A planet with conditions favorable enough to incubate a diamond are very rare and Earth happened to be one of those planets.
>>85332522
>"PEARL GET SOME GLUE!"
>>85332618
When are we going to get an edgy as fuck gem like Reaper?
>>85332589
230lb and 5'8
>>85332635
We've already got Lapis.
>>85332514
Pink Diamond is my Waifu. She doesn't need multiple planets to feel important.
>>85332573
>hot NEET
Kek
Pearl would shatter a diamond if Rose told her to.
>Pearl never shapeshifts because it reminds her of the time she did it for murder
>>85332588
also full disclosure
It turns out all non-ukulele trash songs are good in this show
>>85332573
I can only cosplay Smokey Quartz ;_;
>>85332649
Lapis is Emo, not edgy.
>>85332636
Would I be incorrect to assume you're a incredibly shredded manlet?
>>85330313
I hope Garnet and Pearl have a talk with Steven where they talk about how they were gem shattering badasses back in the war and how real war is different than the monster hunter games they've been playing.
>>85330419
Pink diamond shattered
>>85332514
>Blue has planets
>Pink has a planet
>White has planets and what might be the original Homeworld
>Yellow has planets and two other things in each hand
Why does she get stars or whatever the fuck while the others don't?
>>85332670
Smokeys hot, whats your number?
>>85332679
Yes
>>85332063
3. Alternatively, Snape and Dumbledore situation.
>>85332686
Actual backstory for characters!?
IN SU!?
PREPOSTEROUS!
>>85332593
she at least deserves to find out the truth behind Rose and everything the Diamonds have lied about (like how the corrupted gems came to be)
I want her back now more than ever man, she needs closure ;-;
>>85332384
if you needed to be pepper sprayed you either deserved it or have a lawsuit on your hands. post greentext
>>85332707
They could symbolize solar systems that are completely under her control.
>>85332712
Well good luck in these endeavours then.
>>85331814
Anyone else retard midget month?
>>85332670
Do you have a third arm?
>>85332723
I want pic related to happen so bad, maybe at the end of the series
>>85330638
This is how im going to pretend it went down from now on. Amethyst and steven fuse and instead of creating a larger energy form it actually makes them shrink in size. This is in line with the idea that bigger isn't always better, which is destroyed by smoky being up to jaspers "height."
When the energy form materialises its a too cool for school combination of every smart ass brat from 90's films ever, think home alone, dennis the menace etc.
Suddenly Jasper is pulled into the kids pace and is no longer the Avenging powerhouse she believed herself to be but is just another no good baddie that the kid has to take on.
>>85332707
maybe they're blackholes/wormholes or possibly binary stars? Something significant enough to put on a mural
>>85332764
>Stars with circles around them
Dyson spheres, yo.
>>85332391
Pilot art style, longer episodes, better sense of intergalactic scale with more intimidating villains, better balancing of conflicts (the clusters and gem corruption and Homeworld returning are all interesting but each could have used more individual focus in turns), more use of fusions, less "oops we forgot to use our powers for the sake of the plot".
>>85330430
I'm afraid I have some bad news anon.
>>85332748
>go up to chick dressed as harley quinn
>ask how its going
>trip of cord near booth and grab her breast
>momsapaghetti.jpg
>do instinctual squeeze, and get pepper sprayed
Atleast she disnt press charges, she was nice
>>85332672
like there is a difference
>>85332712
Two one eight
Eight six seven
Five three zero nine
>>85332385
>Steven universe gets a 1984 ending.
>Rose quartz was a HW thought police and everything was a setup.
>There's was never a chance of winning.
>Pearl, Ruby, Sapphire,Lapis and peridot are allowed back on homeworld after pledging their lives and will to Homeworld.
> I never see each other again but they always daydream about the day HW is ready to execute them.
how can people be attracted to people who don't terrify them?
>>85332727
But Jasper was completely right about rose
>>85332803
>Building TWO fucking dyson spheres
No wonder Homeworld is strapped for resources. How many systems did they have to strip to build two of those things?
>>85331991
>Birthstone is fusion mom
What does it mean?!?!?!
>Steven didn't try to spit on Jasper from a distance.
>Steven didn't try to heal Jasper after she poofed.
That was a kind of half-hearted attempt there, guy. Jasper's corruption is probably permanent now.
>>85332812
Emos have no edge. They're wet dorks. At least edgelords are humorous.
>>85332816
>What the fuck was the point.Steven
>>85332384
Kiss. Prostitutes don't kiss if they can help it.
>>85332457
nvm
>>85332785
4th arm
>fix'd
>>85332811
2016 people still trip. Jesus.
Anyone else listen to "Peace and Love" lately and get nostalgic about peridemption arc?
>>85332811
>trip and fall grabbing breast
Just like my animes
>Harley Quinn cosplay
There's your problem.
>>85332840
Emerald is an alt stone for January
>>85332686
Actually it's pretty obvious that rose wasn't half as good as everyone tells Steven, gems just have a fascination to anything taller than them and since rose was the new leader than means rose is perfect
>>85331343
>no altaria
>no palkia
>no gallade/gardevoir
Nigga u messed up
>>85332803
I would give anything to see dyson spheres in SU!
>>85332583
What?
you have to space your highballs with water if you can't pace yourself naturally.
>>85331926
It's a pretty gem. Not as nice as a vibrant Emerald, but it's a striking color.
>>85332888
That would be pretty cool
>>85332814
I texted you
>>85332872
My birthmonth isn't January and Fusion Mom isn't emerald, so what?
>>85332794
If they represent star systems then why don't the other Diamonds have stars near them, too?
>>85332888
Homeworld colonies seem to be Dyson sphere-like structures around planetary cores, too.
if singles, jasper stays bubbled forever
>>85332952
That is in no way a dyson sphere though.
>>85332877
>taller
oh inborn gigantosophilia that's the reason.
HEIGHT MAKES RIGHT
I want to marry leakbot.
>>85332872
Got the alternates on hand?
I can only find the ones where Garnet is January and Ruby is July.
what's madridistas new tumblr?
>>85331109
I lol'd
>>85332942
YD puts in work. This was 5000 years ago; her share of the empire probably grew since then.
>>85332968
Except it literally is, just around a planet's core instead of a Sun.
>>85332859
Bitch Please.
Then where do all of their cuts come from?
"I wish my lawn were emo so it would cut itself."
>>85332971
You gonna at least take it out to dinner first?
>>85332707
Completed colonies
>>85331109
That hotel was reddit anyway.
>>85332909
You texted somebody.Google the number without the area code
>>85332968
Not exactly, no. It's a weird hole-filled scaffold around the naked core with lines running down to it, maybe drawing power.
>>85332953
If singles Jasper's bubble is shoved up your ass and it bursts inside you.
>>85333000
>double trips
Nice.
But yes, a few times.
>>85332828
i meant how rose is basically dead and there's no way for her to get the revenge she wanted to get on her. but idk, maybe finding that out would just make her feel like she has even less of a purpose since she's spent so long wanting to avenge PD... it would have at least given her closure to know that rose is gone tho, which is what i was getting at. Jasper "died" so angry and desperate and confused and misguided, it just sucks :/
Is Jasper androgynous?
>>85332985
Still-madridista
They've been cracking down on him lately. It they keep deleting his blog every 3 weeks.
>>85333023
You're a good man, anon.
>Pearl said in RT,CS that "magic beings" (the corrupted Gems presumably) are drawn to the Crystal Gems. Like some sort of magic tracking ability.
>Jasper tracked down Lapis in the middle of the ocean.
>Jasper tracked down a bunch of corrupted Gems around the world.
>Jasper knew Amethyst was behind her.
Does that mean Jasper can sense Gems? Can corrupted Gems do so in the same way? Can any Gem do it?
>>85332993
sphere != dyson sphere
A dyson sphere is a sphere surrounding a STAR for the purpose of making use of the star's power output, by definition. A lightbulb is not a dyson sphere. A beach ball with a bug in it is not a dyson sphere. A shell around a hunk of molten iron in space is not a dyson sphere.
>>85333051
The nose knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-QlA_7oluk
>>85332514
White controls the big colored orbs.
and is a
space eskimo
>>85330350
This gemsona recolored puke-brown would be a much better Smoky Quartz design.
>>85331054
chaaaaaarlemaaaaaaaagne
well at least we have someone with a gem in their eye. It works.
good taste, anon.
Will we ever get to hear PD's voice in a flashback?
>>85333080
You hear it at the end of every episode
>>85333040
Yes.
Do you think Greg knew the full truth about Rose and PD?
>>85333042
Thanks.
It feels like the duration it's been up keeps getting shorter and shorter.
Rose most likely did shatter PD just going by the reactions of Garnet and Pearl, but it was probably an accident that Rose and at least her closest companions obviously regret.
So, yeah. Rose is NOT evil.
How often do you listen to the soundtrack, /sug/?
so wheres the smoky quarts theme?
>>85332522
I love the idea of a bumbling goofball Rose just getting in way over her head and finding convoluted solutions to self-imposed problems. I like to imagine Rose as the kind of leader who sleeps under her desk and bangs her head on the table whenever the phone rings.
Like she's chasing after an ice cream truck and slips and falls into a fusion with her Pearl and all the gems are like "Whoa you just fused with your pearl," and she's like "I need those fuckin' cookie cats."
>>85333077
Thanks, I think? I don't know if it looks too much like Steven+Amethyst than it does just a different looking Amethyst with like-- Malachite's hair.
>>85333065
Fuck image limit man I can't post the Bane's version of Stronge than You screencap
>>85333098
At this point the only reliable sources of information about Rose and PD are the other Diamonds and higher-up gems from Homeworld. Every Crystal Gem was indoctrinated into Rose's cult of personality and would rationalize and excuse anything she did because they worship the ground she walked on.
Greg's the next best thing for information, but she probably lied to him just as much as her followers.
>>85333110
I've only listened to it all the way through once. I am almost always humming or singing a tune from the show though and I listen to at least a song a day.
Have you people seriously not realized yet that Rose lied to her own followers about shattering Pink Diamond? That's why Bismuth was so angry about her being a liar. Her response to Rose not wanting to use the Breaking Point would obviously be "But you shattered Pink Diamond." That's when Rose would have had to reveal the truth, infuriating Bismuth.
>>85333056
Thank, Anon. That was beginning to bug me.
>>85333155
Rose didn't shatter Pink Diamond, Pearl did.
>>85333155
What if diamonds can't be bubbled/can break out of bubbles
>>85333155
>Punished Ruby literally fucking saw her shatter PD
>no guys it was just a trick haha
Fuck off. She shattered her. Deal with it.
This is why theory fags piss me off. Even when the show contradicts their stupid fanon they refuse to let it go.
>>85333191
That would be 10/10 great.
>Jasper has a new mortal enemy
>it's a FUCKING pearl
>>85330363
I LIKE KEVIN
>>85333212
Kevin go to sleep
>>85333198
Yeah because Rubies have great memories
>>85333194
what if my penis were an hoolahoop?
what's your point?
>>85333212
I wonder is behind this post?
>>85333198
I'm not saying Rose DIDN'T shatter PD, just remember that they are fucking stupid, and were fooled by godsdamned Amethyst. And sapphire. And our godsdamned Ruby. Like, these guys ain't exactly sharp.
>The past ALMOST repeats itself when Steven poofs Bismuth. But then ...
>"I'm going to tell them. I'm gonna tell them everything."
>"Then you really are better than her."
Fuck yes! That's when the episode went from good to great. Steven isn't just living up to Rose's legacy; he's surpassing her. He's not making the same mistakes she did. That's what I like to see.
>>85333051
I guess you could say she
SNIFFED THEM OUT
>>85333123
There isn't a good version yet
I love fusion, and fusions
>>85333198
Rubies are dumb, though.
>>85332277
>>85332288
screen cap this
praise kek
>>85333229
Rose was against shattering but it coudnt be helped
Welp. Looks like the series is over. We had a good run. I wasn't expecting such a non-cliched abrupt ending to it all, so kudos Rebecca Sugar for surprising me, but I am disappointed that we never got to find out more about Rose Quartz dark history or see the Diamonds make another huge attack on Earth, but this is probably for the best.
Spoiler:
http://i.imgur.com/lwnqqu3.jpg
>>85333227
>Jasper says she did it
>oh no she was lied to don't mind her
>the least retarded and most capable Ruby literally saw her do it
>no she's a dumdum haha
Again. Stop ignoring reality in favor of fanon. Rose shattered Pink Diamond. Deal with it.
>>85333136
i really think it would have been better if rose were the good one and little steven had to deal with greyness until he just gave up and became evil.
EYEBALL and JASPER are going to form a PERMANENT FUSION one day
Who's boarding bubbled?
>>85333051
>Does that mean Jasper can sense Gems?
At this point she obviously can or all the things you just listed are plot holes.
>>85330419
MY DIAMOND
YOUR DIAMOND
>>85333266
This might've worked 12 hours ago
>>85331863
It's not a theme, it's more like an ambient noise. You can hear it both periodically in Yellow Diamond's scene and very clearly in the scene the tumblr picture has.
It's like a hum,fairly low, but definitely audible.
>>85333266
Yeah, I kinda liked that ending but man, what a dark way to end a kid's show.
How were the CGs planning on getting back to Earth?
if i could
>Steven dies in space
It's over, isn't it?
>>85333110
If there's a good song with lyrics in a recent episode I'll usually play it over and over and occasionally sing along until I'm tired of it by the end of the week, like with It's Over and Do It For Her. Otherwise... maybe once a week? I go back to Amalgam a lot.
>>85333333
WITNESSED
>>85333333
Begin to be
>>85333283
Of course Jasper would say she did it. Literally everyone would believe it in this scenario. It's not much of a lie if everyone and their fucking mother knows about it. Have you considered that it merely appeared that PD was shattered?
Literally the entire Bismuth episode doesn't make sense if Rose actually did it, and is explained perfectly if it's a lie.
>>85333295
Colin and Jeff
>>85333333
CHECKED
>>85333333
jesus
>>85333264
They never explained how bubbles worked or didn't work so PD could have been bubbled and the show could go on unaffected, hell she could be bubbled now in some other part of lions mane for all we know
>>85333295
Hopefully not Lamar
FIRE THAT FUCKING DARKIE SUGAR
HE CAN'T SCALE PROPERLY AND RUINS EPISODES
LAPIS IS NOT AS TALL AS PEARL
PERIDOT IS NOT AS TALL AS LAPIS
STOP MAKING PERIDOT AND PEARL ANYWHERE FUCKING NEAR THE SAME HEIGHT YOU TALENTLESS NIGGER
>>85333331
not sure
maybe they could jump down inside of Steven's bubble
>>85333333
LEARN HOW TO LOE
>>85333367
Lamar's adorable.
>>85333333
I'd protect you from the sadness in your eyes
Give you courage in a world of compromise
Yes, I would
>>85333302
it never would have worked but it did induce a chuckle in me.
>>85333357
>Literally the entire Bismuth episode doesn't make sense if Rose actually did it,
>Poofs Bismuth
>steals the breaking point
>shatters Pink Diamond
>puts it back
See what I did there? I changed a theory to fit evidence not changed evidence to fit a theory.
Also there's the even simpler explanation that Rose is a fucking hypocrite.
>"I would've taken the war to Homeworld and shattered the Diamonds. I would've liberated EVERYONE!"
Anyone else think Bismuth's not THAT unreasonable? She wanted to free the Homeworld Gems, not to shatter them. Three deaths isn't a bad trade for that. Of course, since poofing and bubbling exists you don't really NEED to shatter anyone.
>>85333367
I love lamars doritohead
>>85333404
you take yourself quite seriously don't you?
>>85333379
I know thats you Sugar. I don't give a shit how cute he is he needs to go the fuck back to art school and learn scaling again.
>>85333415
It was implied that she would shatter everyoneand by implied i mean she explicitly said that if i recall correctly. If all gems can bubble other gems, shattering is unreasonable and uncalled for. And, given that we just saw that botched abortion Amethyst bubble someone, it's reasonable to assume that all gems can bubble.
>>85333333
HEY SHAKE A LEG!
>>85333424
Evidently someone has to, anon
https://mobile.twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>85333438
We'll always find a way!
>>85333415
the problem rose had was shattering any gems in the wayunless she didn't shatter Pink diamond so she'd be against shattering anyone and be on a pedestal again
>>85330285
Nah.
I repeat my thoughts from previous thread - aryan edits always left characters recognizable.
Here's nothing left.
I think we should just make SQ a boy (who she/he possibly is) and aryan-edit him with more bulky, manly figure.
>>85333404
>Deception is fine in my theory but a contradiction of evidence in yours
Ok buddy. So if Rose used the Breaking Point to shatter Pink Diamond, what was the point of poofing Bismuth? That's literally what Bismuth wanted her to do with it. It can't be hiding the truth since clearly everybody knows she did it.
>>85333415
i wish bismuth was written better and could have hung out. If they needed extra room, they could have just poofed pearl, god knows there is nothing left to do with her for the next 30 or so episodes.
>>85333445
Zuke's running out of ideas
>>85333447
I must admit!
>>85333458
>what was the point of poofing Bismuth?
Because she's a manipulator who thinks only she should have that power.
>>85333427
if that was really rebecca why wouldn't you take a minute to explain what a revisionist does? whenever there is a problem with a board, rebecca has the job of calling for revisions.
>>85333445
>https://mobile.twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
I'd really like to hear her actual thoughts on the events that have occurred, and that wouldn't be OOC either, she's shown maturity, Zuke is trying too hardPerhaps we'll get a good dicussion between Peridot and Steven in the campfire scene in thursdays episode
>>85333472
WHAT WE REALLY ARE!
>>85333507
LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO YOUR-
>>85333042
>they keep deleting his blog every 3 weeks
>>85333104
>keeps getting shorter and shorter.
Personally, I just search for his tripcode on the archives whenever I'm looking for DDLs. I do the same thing with Avery and Oppai whenever I'm looking for shows they rip. All the ripfags are great people and deserve love and respect for their service. But they really don't need a blog to follow them.
So it turns out Rose was a total badass and shattered a diamond. They better not cop out on this.
>>85333547
Imagine that chunky pink wedding dress wearing earthaboo shattering anyone let alone a gigantic diamond
Implying Rose actually did shatter PD, I can understand why didnt want to use the breaking point as she is ashamed
>>85333547
>>85333561
Someone didn't watch the fighting in The Answer.
>>85333496
not with how preachy that damn kid has gotten lately. Steven does more speaking AT people than with them.
>>85333547
Its either PK was a crazy bitch and the situation with Rose and her was classic Disney villain kind of fight.
Or she was framed by the other diamonds which I think was most likely.
>>85333367
But I like lamar.
>>85333525
BUT NOW HE'S AT YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE!
Who will we see next: Jasper, Centi, or Bismuth?
>>85332988
Dwindling resources suggest otherwise.
>>85333571
That'd be such a fucking cop out and I believe they're going to do this.
>>85333582
Jasper
Jesus Christ we only have so many eps left if they don't renew
>>85333477
Ah, I see. And nobody asked where this diamond-shattering superweapon came from because, what, they were too stupid? Oh, or maybe nobody noticed. Rubies are pretty dumb after all.
New thread when? I made you a picture
>>85333333
When I see the way you act,
Wondering when I'm coming back,
I could do about anything,
I could even learn how to check like you.
>>85333623
I made a picture too.
>>85333630
i made a fool of myself
>>85333583
Yea dwindling resources on homeworld where their oldest kindergartens are still active. Homeworld as a empire is fine anon.
>>85333638
same
new thread when
>>85333051
>Jasper was already corrupted, just not in a way you could see visually yet
>fusing with a corrupted gem sped up the process
>Lapis is next
>>85333603
it's not a super weapon. Stephanie doesn't like it because it has only one purpose but there is nothing to suggest that none of the material weapons couldn't be used to shatter gems, gems are quite delicate.
>>85333691
Page 10, a few minutes
>>85333674
>They've run out of colonies to strip and re-supply Homeworld with
Why was PD so special to have 2 quartz?
>>85333709
what is so special about a quartz we saw 2 go down in the Answer and like 5 running around dying in Same Old World
>>85333709
inb4 thousands of naked jaspers
>>85333709
Because BD had only one quartz guard.
>>85333707
neptune and uranius literally rain diamonds.
why the fuck didn't they make kindergartens there
>>85332811
that whole story sounds like wild bullshit
>>85331746
Steven is already corrupted.
>>85333749
For some reason mods are more active around this time, It' wont last
>>85333709
It's my understanding that every Gem serves under a Diamond. So each Diamond is going to have thousands of Gems, even if they're not working directly under her or close to her.
What's the use of quartz soldiers in times of peace? Is rebellion to some scale frequent in gem society? Or are there alien creatures in the worlds they conquer beyond our own?
>>85331915
blackface
>>85333705
It was clearly a superweapon at the time, regardless of how it would figure against Homeworld's current technology. If it weren't, then why the hell would Rose be so keen to be the only one weilding its power? Bismuth was their only blacksmith, so if Rose used some insane and bulky new weapon to shatter Pink Diamond, it would have been clear what happened. That is, it would be if you accept that our single-eyed single eyewitness is reporting things exactly as they happened.
>>85333779
Leadership positions within scouting operations. Exotic dancers for the diamonds. One or both.
>>85333779
>alien creatures in the worlds they conquer
That makes sense to me.
>>85333779
Probably leading expeditions around the universe looking for worlds to colonize
>>85330285
Damn thats pretty nice
The one double arm thing is still stupid though
So Beta, Earthlings, Back To The Moon and Bubbled are continuous episodes.
Our first 4-parter!
>>85333547
This is a show where an armed rebellion refuses to kill the soldiers of the government that it is rebellion against.
Be prepared for a cop out Anon
>>85333850
The story kind of splits between Earthlings and Back to the Moon. One follows the other, but they don't need to. It's sort of like two pairs.
>>85333857
If it were a thousand times easier to KO enemies with no long term damage to their persons and keep them in that state indefinitely, killing would be a war crime. Try to think about how different societies would work, anon.
Page 10
NEW THREAD
>85333877
>85333877
>85333877
>85333877
>>85333886
Nice fail.
>>85330295
An pretty audible "Oh Damn!" was heard in my apartment when that tear happened.
Poor punished ruby, she just wanted to be with her idol.
>>85333886
>>85333877
>>85333877
>>85333877
>>85333877
HA I fucked up that
>>85333886
>fail
>>85330313
Feels like youre reaching a bit, but who knows