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>Beta and Earthlings
https://mega.nz/#F!CMpGTb5Z!ofLW2j0qZhJT5ImHHeFDLw

>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LINKS TO SPOILERS BEGIN HERE]

>2-min clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>LEAK BOT
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

>Steven's Summer Adventure running every weeknight for 4 weeks starting from July 18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O9mnVtBaxE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqwW5TIYiME [Embed]

>SDCC Steven Universe Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Lauren Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/

>Ronaldo's Blog
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com

>Peridot's Twitter
https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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Here we go.
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Xth for bestgem
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First for worst gems
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Make way for best gem.
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Best Brother Sister Fusion
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For shits and giggles, post old art that's been debunked. That could mean fusion designs, Peri designs, gem OCs before the actual gems were revealed, theories that were proven wrong, etc.
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>>85299711
We're back, baby!
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Perifag reporting in
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JASPER RETURN BUT AS A RUNT WITH A HIGH PITCH VOICE
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>Peridot's Twitter hasn't updated
You think it's abandoned?
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Sooooo.... what do you get when you combine the worst 2 gems?
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>>85299758
No
Why would we ever do something like that?
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So, which would take faster:

2016 being a weekly format

or

2016's current bomb format
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>Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my Diamond... And my home... even my dignity ... The past I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!

>Unless we stop Rose, she'll go down in history a conquering victor. We can't let that happen!

> (to the corrupted gems) I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as shards. You're all diamonds.

>The crystal gems sent us to a hell but we are going even deeper. Take back everything that we have lost.
>Yellow Diamond, I'm already a demon.

>I was born in a small kindergarten
>. I was still a child when we were raided by rebels. Earth Rebels.
>Torn from my Diamond, I was made to fuse. With each new fusion, my masters changed along with the gems they make me fuse with.
> With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong.
>Fusions can kill.

Bring the Freak back!
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>>85299766
checked.
no, she hasn't posted cuz she's been busy bonding with lapis and making meepmorps.
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oh good we have images again
full version, its ever so slightly bigger and better quality
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>>85299766
nah but its only used when appropriate

probably won't get more tweets until after Kindergarten Kid since all the other episodes run into each other chronologically
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>>85299774
best gem
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>>85299766
She hasn't had time, she just got back to the barn.
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>>85299774
A yoyo
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>>85299774
Malachite
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Rose lied about bismuth, she still can be lying about her killing off pink diamond
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In my new Universe, gems will die and shatter for what they BELIEVE! Not for Earth. Not for Homeworld! Not for what they're told is right. Every gem will be free to fight their own wars!
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>>85299785
>Smoky molesting Kevin

I didn't know I wanted this

but I really want this
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I love Amy!
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>>85299782
STANDING
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>>85299774
Opal.
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whats goin on in this thread
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>>85299774
Sardonyx
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So have I memed this enough for it be a thing now? Is there fanart of Jasper as Venom Snake in production? Are the SU calling Rose evil? I believe in meme magic!
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>>85299763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5-t8WSQafM
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>>85299645

>The Rose/Pink Diamond reveal happens in front of Jasper
>She's collapsed at Steven's feet, clinging to the bottom of his shirt, bawling
>Asking why she was abandoned, why her loyalty was spurned, alternating between rage and heartbreak, asking what she could have done to not be left behind
>She's addressing Rose, even though she knows Steven isn't her, but it's still the closest she can get
>Steven is crying too
>Everyone is crying
>Episode just ends with Steven kneeling, hugging Jasper around the shoulders, consoling her, both still sobbing

ARE YOU FUCKS SAD YET, CAUSE I AM
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>>85299785
Give this man a harpoon
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>>85299785
you can always post an imgur link or whatever
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>>85299766
Same as Keepbeachcityweird.tumblr, it will be updated when it's relevant.
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>>85299774

Garnet, obviously

How is that even a question
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So wtf are they going to do now?
>jasper bubbled
>cluster in wraps for now
>malachite defused
>bismuth bubbled
Only active threat is homeworld, but it seems too early for a full on invasion, and I don't think they would repeat the return again with new gems instead.
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>>85299784
Now hold up, is it meepmops or meatmops? cause im gonna use the fuck out of that as a full time musician with sculpture friends
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>>85299811
>LOCAL 14 YEAR OLD SEEN MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMLETTES
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>>85299811
I don't give a fuck about politics!
I just want to kick your ass!


If i had Garnet as mistral or something i'd use it but Lapisdowner will have to do
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Just watched the episode after getting back from work. That was a lot to take in from a 10 min episode.

>Smokey Quartz looks kinda gross which is okay since it's their first time personifying their relationship.

>Yo-yo weapon headcanon became legit

>Jasper was made perfect from a shitty environment and fought her way out the ghetto called earth.

>She only came back home to destroy rose quartz

>She was made for Pink diamond(Multiple quartz gems under her command)

>Jasper is yellow diamond's foster gem

>Corruption works like AIDS

>Jasper got AIDS

>Ocean got away. I know people don't care but I felt bad the whole time she was kidnapped and kept trying to escape at every turn.

>Ruby squad is back

I'm off today so I get to watch back to the moon with the talkback general. I fucking love you guys.
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>>85299837

Linked the wrong post

>>85299600
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>>85299740
>>85299753
bestgem
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I've found out why I hate smokey quartz.

It's not her voice, her shitty design or coloration. No, its HER FUCKING REVEAL. Throughout the entire series we are lead to believe that steven might not even be able to fucking fuse with gems only humans.

The reveal with stevonnie was fucking amazing because it just happened. But with smokey it happened because amethyst was a salty cunt.

It wasn't like they were losing and needed to come back in a fight or they were on the brink of death. No, they just were crying, steven gave a motivational speech and they fucking fused. There was no good build up like garnet, no great sound track like opal. Its just a fucking chiptune fight with the "practical jokester". Guess what, we've seen that twice now, WE HAD AN ENTIRE ARC OVER A PRACTICAL JOKESTER FUSION.

There was no build up, no UMF, no hype when smokey appeared. She just did. The entire series has been building up to that ONE POINT and they squandered it. Plus the fight with jasper was so lack luster i'd rather watch a guinea pig fight a hamster to the death.
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>>85299808
Whatever the truth is, we haven't gotten it yet. Rose kept secrets from everybody.

I think in the end she was happy to give them up. To know that while she would be judged, she wouldn't have to be there when it happened.
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>>85299822
Fucking someone has to. Godspeed
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>>85299763

I would hate this so much.
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>>85299832
WTF
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>>85299782
>I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea
You were a good soldier, Jasper
Rose never understood the pain you felt through all the years spent fighting and feeling empty
The shards of your comrades may lay in the center of the Earth, but their spirits look upon you from above
Godspeed you glorious bastard
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>>85299766
wait til after tomorrows episode. she needs time to get back to her tablet
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>>85299865
It's the final design of Smokey. In leaks from know your fusions she looks that same
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ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN JASPER
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>>85299832
Tumblr's shitposts are gold
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>>85299857
well i don't use cc, maybe someone who does can tell you, but it sounds like meepmorps to me.
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>>85299774
A nigger faggot, literally
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So no humans were corrupted by the Diamond's attack, which means they're probably immune, which mean's Steven's probably immune too.

What if Steven can cure corruption by fusing with corrupted gems, giving them immunity to corruption?
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>>85299774
A really tall Pearl.
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>>85299873
ehhhhhh....
no, it was the design.
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>>85299869
>she will never caress you like this
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>>85299837
>Implying the retarded Pink Diamond is Rose theory is real
>Implying isn't really just an evil hypocrite.

LA LI LU LE Lo!
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>>85299904
For me it was her reveal. Like the original anon said. The reveal was so awful it made everything pale in comparison to how awful it was.
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>"Know Your Fusion" is and entire episode starring the Show's worst fusions

FUCK
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>>85299808
>killed Pink Diamond with the Breaking point so she could choose to be what she wanted and replace Pink Diamond
>keep all other gems under foot with the war
>poof Bismuth both to keep a moral high ground with the army, dissuade ideas of shattering her and keep the designs of the breaking point from spreading to prevent an arms war
>corruption is used and she only saves a handful of lives
>has a moral crisis and decides to be a genuinely good person now
>can't escape crimes of past and can't change because gems can't change on their own
>birth half human son since humans, albeit frail, have the ability to grow on their own.
>absolve personal crises as well as create the one being who could fuse with a diamond that might change their perspective as opposed to being forced to shatter them
Rose is a 3 dimensional character
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>>85299908

Who knew that Happy Lappy was all I needed in life.
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>>85299873
watch a guinea pig and a hamster fight to death would be pretty cool desu
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>Jasper literally rapes an animal
>catches animal AIDS
>people actually feel sorry for the mad bitch.

wew
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What will it take for Rose=PD theoryfags to finally die? Jesus christ they're still reaching so hard even after two episodes pretty much disproves it.
>inb4 b-but rose is a liar1!1!
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>>85299832
Im really not sure how the first thing leads into the second thing.
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>>85299883
Jasper was a True Patriot
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>>85299917
Is the third arm gone or is it behind Smoky's back?
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>>85299808
>lie
she didn't say shit
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>>85299908
>still using a gif from Friday's shit quality file

just go remake it from our good files, get this ugly crap out of my face
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>>85299766
didn't she used it to make a meep morph?
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>>85299917
wait, there were leaks for Know Your Fusion? when did that happen
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>>85299878
Rose is a coward then.
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>>85299837
All of the battles I fought
All of the lives I shattered
All of the crushed gems that lay around me as I continued on the warpath
Did they mean anything?
What was I fighting for then?
What, Rose?!
WHAT WAS I FIGHTING FOR IF YOU WERE INNOCENT?!
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>>85299887
LOL
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>>85299883
it's heavily implied that all the shards were former CGs and that the CGs themselves did zero to little shattering, and that shattering was a CG war crime that got you court marshalled and dishonorably bubbled
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>>85299873
I dont disagree with you, but i did feel that steven admitting hes some fucked abomination to the extent he did in this episode carried some weight. yeah it was rushed af, but that is something they really have in common
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>>85299908
nice but im waiting for a loop of j ust the caressing
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>>85299755
If you're a fat neckbeard just go trans
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>>85299961
like 5 hours ago

just check the leak bot
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>>85299832

Steven inside belly ?
I don't understand this fucking logic
What on earth that faggot thinking.
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>>85299917
That stage prop must fucking huge.
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>>85299873
>It wasn't like they were losing and needed to come back in a fight or they were on the brink of death


Uh, Jasper was able to just ignore Amythest's strongest attacks and was advancing.
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>>85299832
So, Steven is a Jaeger Pilot when fusing with Gems?
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Even Sardonyx doesn't like Smokey
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>>85299966
No shit.
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D E E P E S T
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>>85299711
xth for Peridot, waifu of Magnetism!
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Remember when fusion required dance.
pepperidge farm remembers.
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Jasper is my waifu
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>>85299711

Smoky Quartz looks like a fat piece of shit.
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>>85299774
A fat nigger tranny with a yoyo
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>>85299785
kevin gonna bust a really conflicted nut
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>>85299941
I don't know, man. I was the one that made that detailed infographic people post occasionally, and even I've moved on from that theory.

I've jumped onto the "PD is Lion" theory, along with the "the other Diamonds corrupted PD and framed Rose, and Rose used it as momentum for her rebellion" theory.
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>>85299891
That makes a lot more sense then meatmops, but Lapis just using the word Meat so fucking weirdly so of tickled me
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>>85299953
Nope she still has it. Her entire design is hers for the rest of the series.
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>>85299832
Holy fuck
>>85299896
This sounds really plausible anon.
>Jasper got corruption std from fusion
>Rose can't fuse with gems without catching space aids. She forms her ultimate keikaku to become a half human and purge out corruption via fusion
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>>85299998
L
O
R
E
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>>85299934
See
>>85299782
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>>85299998
holy shit
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>>85299711
>People haven't noticed the generally playful personalities of Steven's fusions
>everyone saying the weapon will be a pizza cutter or a spear shield

Rainbow Quartz's weapon is going to be a unicycle. calling it now.
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>>85299832
beautiful
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>>85299987
Yeah but they were in no REAL danger.

"oh no shes moving MENACINGLY TOWARDS US"

It would have been better if like we saw when steven and connie fused they were in legit danger against jasper. Would have had more weight to fuse as smokey.
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>>85299837

https://youtu.be/ee925OTFBCA?t=13
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>Be Jasper

>Get stranded on the planet where the hell that was your entire life began

>Your one comrade goes native and joins Isis

>have to fight a guerilla war on your own against an enemy that constantly has you outnumbered.

>One of them is either Rose in disguise, or the child of Rose.

>This is the only chance for revenge.

>Get fusion aids and die.

To be Jasper is to suffer.
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>>85299998
>Has more reasons to not take Homeworld's side
>But also has reasons to not take the CG's side

Is Jasper really gonna be in the middle and fuck off if she's ever unbubbled and healed.
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>>85299998
Fun fact, the way they refer to other characters shows their relationship with them.

I covered this when discussing how Jasper is connected to the Rubies as they referred to her as "Jasper" while referring to Peridot as "The Peridot"

And guess what, I was fuggin right, Jasper leads a team of stupid Rubies. They were not ordered to rescue her, they just wanted to find their leader.
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>>85299966
More... suicidal. She wasn't afraid so much as dreading the day, and finding out that day wouldn't come was a relief.
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>>85299941
I dropped the theory with Bismuth's line last week. My only issue with the whole thing now is

1. Steven is way too powerful to be a quartz, especially compared to Jasper or Amethyst. He has a ridiculous list of extremely powerful powers.

2. Pearl still wears the PD emblem on her flight suit. It seems like something she would have changed the second war broke out, but it's still the same to this day.

Most of the other evidence I don't mind discarding, because it works either way, but those 2 things don't make sense to me.
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>>85299917
Is Sardonyx really that big? Smokey Quartz was the same size as Jasper, which means that Sardonyx is about twice as tall as Jasper.
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So when will he fuse with lapis?
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reminder that lapis and peridot have no idea what 'art' is because that was Pink Diamond's department. Jasper hates singing because it reminds her of what her people lost (or just because she could never be taught to appreciate it)

Pink Diamond was the gems' Matriarch of Culture
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Pretty sure Connie can only fuse w/ gems while in stevonnie form.
Post stevonie fusions
or else
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>>85299785
When you are walking to your motel room with the tranny prostitute you picked up
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>>85300005
Steven's speech about being freaks already got them ready. Dancing just helps them synchronize it's not a ritual.
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>>85299976
I doubt that no homeworld gems were shattered
Rose may have had her ideals, but gems will do what they need to in order to stay alive on the battlefield
It's a mix of both sides' blood laying in the core
A graveyard honored by no one but the bodies that rest in it
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>>85299998
noice
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>>85299762
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>>85300017

Lion able to warp without warp pad
Lion known a lot of things about Rose
Lion have its own hyperdimensional space
Lion is PD not Pearl
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part 1 incoming to go ahead and lighten the load on the canadian hatred part
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>>85300052
>get raped underwater for months
>still bares through it and recognizes a superior gem
>tries to get with that gem again, acting as nice as you know how to
>she chooses the person who caused all of your suffering in the first place
I'm not even close to a jasperfag, but she's entered the most depressing character list.
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>>85300005
HOLY FUCK MY FUCKING NIGGA. this has been driving me insane.
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>>85300071
Three midgets is bigger than two midgets.
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>>85299998
>off by one
>>85299999
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>>85300071
It'd already be over kill putting Garnet against broken down Jasper but with Sardonyx you could probably guarantee a victory for the CGs.
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>>85299969

Paradoxically, it keeps getting sadder.

It's exactly the kind of thing Sugar would do. The most heart-wrenching four minutes ever aired on television, teaching children what pure sadness and dejection is. No comedic relief- even Peridot is crying.
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>>85299873
>The entire series has been building up to that ONE POINT
wow

no
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>>85300071
HUGE

even still the scale is never fucking right in this show
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TFW Garnet and Pearl weren't excited about Amethyst fusing with Steven but rather the fact that they now know they can fuse with Steven and their beloved Rose Quartz gem to feel powerful again.
Pearl feared she would never be able to feel Rainbow Quartz again.
Garnet no doubt likes fusing with other gems as well, she clearly enjoys being Sardonyx and probably whatever fusion she is with Rose as well.
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i wonder what pink diamond will be like

i hope it's like pic related
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>>85300065
1. Most, if not all of Steven's powers are defensive. They're good on and off the battlefield, but not so much for actually battling. Rose carried a sword because her gem weapon is a shield and she needed offense. Steven's powers are useful, but not necessarily broken. They wont win battles alone, only support a win.

2. She probably just never thought to change it. She probably hasn't been in space since she came to earth, which now seems to have happened before she defected.
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>>85300092
I have no idea what this is anon.
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>>85300005
Pepperidge farm also remembers that beast you fused with
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>>85300084
Where do your loyalties lay?

>Correct answer is with Jasper, the only real Patriot.
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>>85300014

Steven is a fat piece of shit. Amethyst is a fat piece of shit. I don't know what people were expecting out of their fusion.
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>>85299865
>Born in the ghetto during a gang-war
>Fight your way out
>come back to clean-up your childhood home by killing the drug lord that's responsible for everything
>childhood friend and love interest that you reconnected with gives you AIDS and leaves
>get sent to prison
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>>85300005
Me too

Also did anyone else notice the neon genesis easter egg?
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>>85300092
what renders
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>>85299998
i don't get it
is this referring to how they meant "my diamond" as in referring to their diamond?
well duh
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>>85300055
That'd be super cute tho. Little baller ruby all lookin up to jasp n' shit
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>>85300094
I know this feel
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>>85300121
I thought the way they did heights in a way that the overall height is inconsistent, but the heights of characters in relation to each other is supposed to always be somewhat similar,
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>>85300092
Alright then.
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>>85300092
>v0.8
????????????????
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>>85300144
Literally everyone did, you autist.
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Rose Amethyst!

and other amy forms
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>>85300144
no literally no one noticed them screaming NGE at us
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>>85300052
And whats even sadder is that jasperfags dont realize this, they just want her to become a hugbox for steven
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>>85300089
>not posting transparent version
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How come no one has directly called Rose on her shit?

She's the biggest failure out of all of the gems, and everyone that has gotten related to her in one way or another has been shattered, corrupted, or bubbled. Literally only Pearl, Saphire, and Ruby survived the war that Rose started.

Rose directly caused the death and corruption of a majority of her own comrades, the death of gems trying to subdue her rebellion, the death of a diamond, and the lost of purpose in life for gems such as Jasper, Lapis, Bismuth, and possibly other gems yet to be revealed.

Rose is the most selfish, incompetent, self-centered, vain gem. She's was the big fucking bad that is cause of anyone's and everyone's suffering.
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>>85300144
This show really forcing multiculturalism down our throats
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>>85300065
>Steven is way too powerful to be a quartz
This is subjective, Jasper is a quartz, in a one on one fight, he would not win. he's on par with Amethyst.

> Pearl still wears the PD emblem on her flight suit.
It came from her gem, and she probably hasn't been in space since she was under PD.
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>>85300075
Where do you fit Blue Diamond in then?
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>>85300005
Steven and Pearl will probably be a dance, if you miss that.

So will Jasper and Lapis's when they reconcile to some extent.

I really hope Peri and Lapis's fusion is introudced with a dance.
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>>85300128
Once she gets out and discovers that BOTH sides of the war were shitters, she needs to go reform Homeworld in her own image. Hell, the whole damn Empire.

She's the Dr. Doom we deserve.
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>>85300144
>Also did anyone else notice the neon genesis easter egg?
EVA references are always blatantly obvious, you can't really call it an "easter egg"
an easter egg would be hiding a plushie or character cameo somewhere, not taking an entire scene and calling it "homage"
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>>85300136

Short, Very Fat , very ugly and Shitty brown skin.
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>>85300075
I was rather thrown off by the line from that ruby about earth looking nice pearls apparent lack of understanding of the concept of music made me assume they mostly had no artistic intrests at all but then that came along and theres a cpear apreciation for aesthetics.
But then meepmorps so maybe they just prefer pretty landscapes.

I imagine peridot would be well learned enough to know stuff about the other diamonds forces.
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Question, who made the Space Aids meme.
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>>85300151
It's supposed to hint at Yellow Diamond not being her original Diamond. Pink Diamond's underlings got split among the remaining Diamonds.
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>>85300164
Amethyst is pretty much best gem at this point

Pearl and Garnet are gonna have to work pretty hard to catch up after the amount of bonding Amethyst got to do with Steven
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>>85299896
Or..what if he gets AIDS like Jasper..?
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>>85300092
>Sony Vegas
my nigga
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>>85299782
>and other amy forms
>>85299811
>>85299834
>>85299837
>>85299862
>>85299883
>>85299909
>>85299919
>>85299950
>>85300052
>>85300094
>>85300154
ROSE!!!!!
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>>85300055
Then why didn't they go with her?
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>>85300176
>Directly
>Not remembering who set off the corruption nuke

Quit deflecting Yellow Diamond and just accept the fact any free will regardless of who is providing it is better then your darwinism filled society with corrupt leaders.
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>>85300118
No, if this ever happens, it's only going to be steven and jasper, you know, to reate more tension
For extra sadness this scene could be held in the strawberry battlegrounds
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>>85300176
My best bet as to how they're gonna end up developing Rose is that she was a lying cunt during the war, and once it ended and all was said and done she had genuine regrets over how everything had turned out.
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>Smokey Quartz's design
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>>85299711
>Sexy Amethyst
I just tried some wasabi flavoured chips. I suddenly realized how much I need this picture,along with 3L of water.
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>>85300176
>She's was the big fucking bad that is cause of anyone's and everyone's suffering.
I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
Cuz I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
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>>85300190
>MFW Jasper decides to take no sides.

>Jasper leaves to form a nation without borders. Where a soldier chooses what to shatter for.

>Her legend as a soldier brings in admirers and people who want to train under her.
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>>85300179
OH GOD MULTIPLE RACES IN A SHOW,
THEY'RE FORCING MULTICULTURALISM ON US
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>half an episode legitamizing meep moops as a genuine form of art
there are a lot of things people nitpick about this show, but this is the first thing I've come to have a beef with
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>>85299980
>if you're inherently unhappy as a man and wish you could be a woman, become a woman
wow it's almost like gender is fluid and being transgender is an option for people.
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>>85300223

I'd say that they've successfully created a Gem design that won't end up in any internet porn but I think we all know that would be a lie.
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>>85300143
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>>85300092
ITS TIME
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>Those leaks

It's like they new exactly what how the fandom would react to Smokey Quartz
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Who is the cutest character in steven universe, and why is it jane
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>>85300184
rebecca already said in an interview that blue gems lean towards diplomacy, and in The Answer, Blue Diamond's court was referred to as a 'team of diplomats'
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>>85300223
>L.A beast
So many ol' youtube memories.
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>>85300128
Jasper isn't wrong
She fought for what she thought was the truth\
The sad thing is, she wasn't the first soldier to be lied to
Fighting a battle to avenge your fallen leader when those who march you into the face of death are the real ones responsible
It's disgusting
While they sit on their thrones and watch the war like a gladiator battle, the soldiers go on fighting for a cause that's directed in the wrong direction
They don't even know
They never will either
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>>85300223
>mfw slowly being more revealed
I don't want to see him fuse with anyone else now
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>>85300199
I think its quite likely they shared there gems a little even before whatever happened to pink diamond.
But yes they are sure to be split now.
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>>85300172
Im pretty sure jasperfags got this. Shes never going to be a hugbox because strength is all that she is, and it seems to consistently fucking fail her. Its fucking depressing
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Calling it now, if Jasperdemption ever happens, she's going to be the only gem to die on screen. Mark my fucking words she was was born fighting for homeworld, and she will die fighting for the earth.
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>>85300166
Makes me wonder how close was Jasper to PD. Also pretty eye-raising that the CG have yet to mention Pink Diamond to Steven, going by Jasper's absolute surprise at Steven's lack of knowledge.
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>>85299998
I call bullshit. Twice it's used to directly address the Diamonds themselves, like "Your Majesty". The other time it's clearly not used as a honorific or anything of the sort and is followed by Peridot saying "Yellow Diamond" anyway.

Jasper saying "my Diamond needs to see this thing" would have just been awkward.
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>>85300212
blaming the diamonds for the corrution nuke is like blaming USA for the jap nukes

Rose was the first domino to start the whole cluster fuck shit fest extravaganza
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>>85300242
>implying meepmorps aren't art
what's your problem, anon?
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>yfw she will never be redeemed
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>>85300242
Mate, the reason it was there was because we literally got a fucking massive lore/drama bomb the next episode. It lightened the mood to make it even better when the mood got dark.
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>>85300143
> dog of childhood friend gives you age
fix'd
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>>85300260
For what purpose.
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>>85300247
The problem is, the uglier a design is, the faster porn of it will probably exist. Rule 34, if it exists, porn of it must exist as well.
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>>85300215

It's almost too sad to not happen, at this point.
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>>85300259
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>>85300275
she said she fought from the day she was made because of what Rose did to PD, it sounds like PD was already gone when Jasper emerged
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>>85300252

Garnet losing her shit is so adorable it hurts.
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>>85300212
Im still mad the coruption was done by the diamonds
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>>85300269
>Implying Rose isn't really evil
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>>85299755
WOW. YOU'RE AN IDIOT
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>>85300176
Yellow Diamond, for God's sake, get the fuck off /co/
If you wanna get drunk and cry about how your army lost to a fucking QUARTZ, then do that with one of your Pearls
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>>85300273
Not all of them. Some still think she'll just be a beefier, testosterone filled peridot.
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>>85300241
OH NO HIDE YOUR PUREBRED WHITE CHILDREN AND BREED THEM IN CAPTIVITY!
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>Sardonyx is my second favorite fusion
>Fusion is my favorite aspect of the show
>Didn't hate smoky quartz as much as the rest of /co/ did

I'm excited for Know your Fusion, guys. Should be a fun one. We need to see the meme team in action taking on some fuckhuge corrupted gem.

I wouldn't mind seeing opal and steven/garnet team up in a fight either. Or say, how would alexandrite look with a little bit of Rose mixed in?
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>>85300242
Meepmorp is just what they called art.
And some of it was really good art much better then most modern shit.
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>>85300238

I won't abandon your sorrow to the heartless sea.

We'll make Diamonds from their shards.
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Has Back 2 the Moon fully leaked yet?
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>>85300295
Ganga confirmed for white diamond
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>>85300278
Is this suppose to be a good counter example?

Because the rebellion or state in your example got out of their control they decided to be unfair and nuke them.

It ends the war but it honestly showed they had no control over the war and were getting their asses whooped.
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>>85300259
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>>85300275
They haven't mentioned white diamond either.
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>>85300176
I'm tired of this meme.
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REEEEEEEEEEEE

IT WAS FUCKING AMETHYST AND STEVEN

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT

STOP HATING ON HALF OF MY WAIFU
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>>85299863
>>85299862
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>Steven and Amethyst take all the credit for defeating Jasper
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>>85300212
>https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
>that leak for the Kindergarten episode
So basically we're going to have a Roadrunner Cartoon episode with Peridot, right?
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>>85300223

Anyone see any Crystal Pepsi in stores yet? Apparently it went on sale today.
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>>85300203
Is the sad that Jasper never got to avenge her Diamond after all of the fight?
Or is it that she was fighting the wrong side the entire time?
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>>85300303
Actually it's me, the new leader of the Crystal Gems. Now that we're under new, actual competent management, the war against Homeworld should be much more efficient
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>>85300238
>implying Jasper would be satisfied running a bunch of shitty ragtag mercs and ending up no better than Traitor Rose

Jasper demands order. She will grind you down and give you purpose. She will use you as a cog in a machine that can shake the foundations of galactic civilization, and you will love every goddamn second of it.
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Well it's not the first time I'm posting OC to /sug/, but the second. I'm so tired, I need to learn to become a faster drawer

Usually the web browser presents the colors differently than my shit drawing program, so let's see
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>>85300330
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What should be the thumbnail for v0.8 Part 1, guys?
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>>85300260
no stop
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>>85299711
>Curves edition
I can get behind that.
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>>85300282
>meepmorps
>art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YorcQscxV5Y
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>>85300338
>No Magnetite
Come on son
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>>85300313
Isn't that Mormons?
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>>85300179
You know, I can NOT understand people who say certain things, and are absolutely unaware that they are clearly on the wrong side of history. The show isn't 'forcing multiculturalism' it just... has people who aren't white. I mean, christ, the main character is white, his mother is coded white, his dad is white, multiple families of side characters are white, most of the gems we have seen are coded white (sapphire, lapis, pearl, jasper, peridot, and arguably ruby and YD)
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So is rose and actually monster cumfirmed by Jaspo?
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>>85300288
>dubs against dubious content

And to answer your question, to bring this thread of the flat age and into a bustier tomorrow!
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>>85300340
Good, fuck Peridot
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It's "corruption" a code word for ge AIDS?
>try to fuse (which is basically sex for gems) with a corrupted gem
>gets corrupted
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>>85300332
Makes me all the more excited at what they have in store for WD. Only large murals hinted at White Diamond, but not a word of her mentioned so far. Even the elusive Pink Diamond was mentioned by name first.

Actually, I'm probably just building myself up for disappointment.
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>>85299711
here's a request from the last thread. hope you like it! >>85296869
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>>85300356
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>>85299711
/m/en! Rise up!
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>>85300360
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>>85300125
>>85300182

1. Steven has a power negating shield, the ability to dream walk, the ability to possess people, the ability to grow an of plants to the point of sentience, and there's no guarantee we've seen all his powers. Most of those powers would completely change the flow of a fight, where as the most of Amethyst and Jasper's powers are strong, but no more than a common foot soldier's level of strength. May I remind you that Steven was able to take down all 3 of the CGs by himself, by accident in Watermelon Steven? Can you imagine if he was actually an enemy of the CGs and was trying to kill them? He's stupid powerful and just hasn't tapped his potential yet. The fact that he stands on even ground with Amethyst while he's still just happening upon new powers randomly with no experience on how to use them shows how ridiculous his power ceiling is.

2. Why would you still wear the uniform of someone who you had to rebel against? Why would you not put any work into changing it? This isn't memorabilia she has stuffed into the corner, she actively chose to wear it when she acts as a pilot. It doesn't seem like the actions of someone who rebelled against the person who the emblem represents.
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>>85300164
thats officially the point where i lost all sympathy for armrest. and this episode made me want to grind her into powder
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>>85300356
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So I'm halfway through the Brock Samson/Lena Dunham fight and I gotta say I'm hoping Invader Zim jumps in pretty soon.
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>>85300383
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>>85299837

>I just wanted to be a good soldier
>I just wanted to be YOUR good soldier

I can't sleep with this much sad in me.
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>>85300352
Nice work
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>>85300380
please do not make smoky something she isn't
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>>85300356
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>>85300372
A real lover of breasts appreciates both the obscenely flat and gorgeously large.
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>>85300243
Always delicious bait to be had in these threads!
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>>85300356
what is it though
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>>85300259
>>85300330
>>85300355
>Steven ruined their relationship over a poorly thought out plan with no regards to Ronaldo.
He's just as bad as a person as his mother was.
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>>85300346
Oh ok, Bismuth
But I just have one question
>How are we gonna bring the fight to homeworld when we can't even get there?
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>>85300282
Can someone please post the rest of this comic? It's absolute gold, I'm begging you guys.
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>>85299822
only you
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>>85300283
Good. The world needs demons.
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>>85300283
Id cry, id mourn, id tell my children of the lost heroes they'll not know
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>>85300352

This is fantastic, saved
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>>85300345
The sadness comes from the fact that she was right, and got bullied anyway :(
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>>85300389
Oh bullshit, everyone forgot about that episode until that meme video came out.
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>>85300367
>coded

kill yourself my man
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>tfw you realize Rose was basically Hitler
>the other diamonds are Churchill, Truman, Stalin
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>>85300283
Jasper's redemption might involve a respect for the ideology of the CG's, and will definitely have an attempt to broker a truce between them and Homeworld.

Homeworld has wasted a shit-ton of time and effort on The Cluster thanks to the CG's meddling, and nothing they do seems to put the rebellion down for good. As soon as Jasper realizes that, she'll try to convince Homeworld to leave them alone, if only to conserve their already dwindling resources. The humor being that in trying to be a politician, she'll have to stray from her role as a soldier.
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>>85300412
I don't have it and the artist made it inaccessible when she deleted
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>>85300414
My BRO!
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WHEN THE FUCK IS STEVEN FUSING WITH HIS FATHER
WHY THE FUCK HASN'T IT ALREADY HAPPENED
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>>85300356
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>>85300397
considering amethyst is trigger prone, and steven is fat as all hell, yes that is what she is
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>>85300397
She's a fatty anon, deal with it.
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>>85300404
true. As soon as I hit 'submit' I realized I was feeding the trolls.
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Reminder that Rose will not turn out to be evil and Jasper will end up siding with the Crystal Gems.
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>>85300352
Neat.
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>>85300393
>Brock Samson v Lena Dunham
I didn't laugh, but that doesn't change the fact I can never look at this show the same way again.
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>Bismuth
>Smoky Quartz

What the hell happened to the character design on this show?
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I took a shot at drawing the new fusion. She looks weird but I think it's appropriate. I like the yo-yo weapon, the Kirby inspiration in Steven's design is shining through here.
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>>85300343
Yeah I had some last week

Some one should make fanart of the Crystal Gems Drinking Crystal Gems
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>>85300164
is dis canon?
>>
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>>85300422
No one's right when it comes to war
Yet we stick around to fight in them because we think we are

Some of us lost our friends to the Crystal Gems. It's only right we fight to get them back
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>>85300367
Delivering the bait every single thread.
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>>85300456
>insert old idubbbz meme
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>>85300435
God dammit I have that frame and the "Hand in Unloveable Hand" frame and the rest is gone to the ages.

That's actually the comic that got me into the Mountain Goats and I'm pissed I can't find it anymore.
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>>85300425
God, moonman... I can't handle the cringe.
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I love Jasper.

My Waifu.
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this is canon
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>>85300375
>Good, fuck Peridot
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>>85300467
>"It's Always Sunny in Beach City"
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Fat Rainbow Quartz incoming
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>>85300350
Fuck man, I'd love to be serve under her regime.
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>>85300397
Anon.

I'm sorry I had to tell you this.

But Smokey Quartz is fat.

She's so fat Archimedes shouted eureka when she stepped into the ocean.

She's so fat her elbow has an armpit.

She's so fat that Jasper used rollout because she though she was fighting a snorlax.
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>>85300445
I meant the post I replied to was bait.
Was that not clear?
I'm making it clear.

>>85300243
Delicious bait. This post is bait. Is what I mean.
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>>85300437
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>>85299865
smoky reminds me of gragas (lol), rufus(street fighter), and bob (tekken)

roly-poly, humorous, and surprisingly graceful and powerful
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>>85300408
In all fairness Jane could do better then ronaldo
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>>85300488
>Good fuck, Peridot.
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>>85299873
super late to this convo, but i think since all steven's powers are emotionally based, he couldnt fuse with the gems because he wasnt really feeling into it, whereas connie and him always had the same emotional wavelength upon fusing each time. Like the DBZ fuse, except same emotional level instead of power level
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>>85300176
She saved the entire fucking planet anon, stop.
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>>85300283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaWQIcTodo
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So Jasper wanted to fuck Pink Diamond and was shattered before she could get her rock off, thats what we're getting at right?
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>>85300488
FUCK
PERIDOT
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>>85300484
This isn't.
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>>85300200
>Amethyst is pretty much best gem at this point
how, she has been nothing but a triggered sjw trying to fight someone who has thousands of years of fighting experience by sitting on her ass for 5000 years. if anything amethyst is worst gem
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Jasper is Yellow Diamond's Dio-style stepchild, pass it on
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>>85300440
>>85300442
>>85300494
she's a huge fucking fatass
but she likes quips and pranks, she is fun, which is everything that tumblr isn't
please don't corrupt her
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>>85300494
Your quartz is so fat Peridot tried to drill into her because she thought the cluster was trying to take form
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I wish I coulda been there to fuse with Jasper when she had no one else to turn to

would "betray" the crystal gems for/10

she's a helluva tragic character. the CGs are the real villains.
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>>85300283
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Is there an SU character stronger than Jasper?

And I’m referring to Uncorrupted Yellow-Diamond Jasper with the Orange-Tinted Crash Helmet and her unique Comet Charge abilities (along with the fiery aura) equipped with her ultimate strength and control of the Gem Destabilizer and the Gem Warship, a complete Frictional Rock melt when formed, with glass all the way to the back of her exit-hole, so he can overpower any Quartz gem and any singular gem as well as being extremely skilled in martial arts and headbutting.
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>>85300381
I love this. Only because I love Gundam more than most things. That reminds me, I have to start a kit soon.
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>>85300515
This might be the best thing I have ever seen. Especially Pearl's "hello darkness my old friend" face. Source?
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>>85300533
Words used to have meaning.
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>>85300538
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SON>>85300494,

YOUR ASS GOT FUCKIN SHATTERED MY NIGGA
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>>85300396
>>85300420
>>85300451
th-thanks senpaitachi

I'm really envious of people who manage to produce gorgeous art as "1 hour practices" or "10-min sketches", I'm so out of touch with the tablet I need to redraw and erase and adjust and shave every line. But the only cure for that is practice, I suppose

Damn that was an awesome episode. Now I really want Steven to get restless about Jasper and try to heal him asap ;__;
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>>85300391
Winner
Uploading now
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>>85300380
what's up with the hate to smoky. she's energetic and childish just like steven, she's competent fighting and has a cool fun weapon. i don't get it, you're forcing things that aren't part of her
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>>85299762
Keep up the good work.
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>>85300456
Nice.
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>>85300512
>Been listening to Jasper's theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w
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>>85300318
I'm shocked there are people who aren't looking forward to Know Your Fusion. Two gems interacting should be cool.
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>>85300427
if anything they'd just bring her back to abuse her some more
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>>85300552
http://sirartwork.tumblr.com/
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>>85300549
What is Steven Quartz
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>>85300499
someone should do this so it's Jasper holding Lapis.
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>>85300560
Oh boy, I hope I'm in it!
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>>85300540
I wish Amethyst betrayed the Crystal Gems and fused with Jasper, and that would've been Smoky
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>>85300560
you're the man
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>>85300559
Hey you cant rush art friend. I have half a mind to commission you
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>>85300530
Unfortunately canon Garnet is gay and boring.
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>>85300520
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>>85300549
full nappa bro. bodied. b/c fusion like K/O-ken
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How will jasper react to being uncorrupted? I highly doubt she'll go with the cliche "why did you save me we're enemies uwu" shtick, as she was clearly having none of stevens shit
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>>85300561
the shorty squad is really the Tumblr squad. they left all the crystal gems that are worth a damn at home in this episode...why? to prove they could cheese their way to victory with a cheap trick?
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>>85300561
They're mad that they can't get their peen hard by looking at her because they know they're not getting any pus irl so they need to sexualize every cartoon character they see to compensate.
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>>85300363
not mine, some other anon made this.

also

>magetite
>not hematite
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>>85300510
Plus the other gems were always hiding things from him. Garnet didn't even tell him she was a fusion, Pearl had all of those mixed up emotions, and wasn't the Kindergarten episode after Stevonnie? Even if not, Amethyst was fun but kept her feelings to herself. Remember how in Joy Ride Steven talked about how he felt the gems were a bit weird with him because he was his own mom. This is where we start seeing Steven coming into being part of the team rather than being coddled and protected from the bad things that happened in the past and are happening now. That's why he can connect with them enough to fuse.
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>>85300553
Yeah well get fucked faggot
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>>85300508
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>>85300561
I know, they're a big, boisterous child and it fits perfectly. But some fedora'd neckbeard MRA asshole has to be like "MY DICK DOESN'T HAVE A REACTION TO THIS SO IT IS NOT FOR ME NYYYEEEEEHHHHHHH"
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>>85300494
Oh I wanna play

Smokey Quartz is so fat McDonalds hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers

Smokey Quartz is so fat her blood type is Hershey's Syrup

Smokey Quartz is so fat a fang fag bit her and got type 2 diabetes
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>>85300205
they were most likely on an assignment from yellow diamond at the time
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>Give Jasper trail mix
>ITS ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE!
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>>85300574
Sadly that is also a possibility
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>>85300610
>implying there are reasons to watch this show besides the waifus
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>>85300535
>"How many Cookie Cats have you eaten in your life?"
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>>85300494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s6aNjJRbrA
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>>85300599
FUCK
U
C
K

PERIDOT
E
R
I
D
O
T
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>>85300575
This. This is good. This is reaaaallly good
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>>85300561
the weapon is the only good thing about that abomination of a fusion.
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>>85300560
O K
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>>85300622
>But some fedora'd neckbeard MRA asshole has to be like "MY DICK DOESN'T HAVE A REACTION TO THIS SO IT IS NOT FOR ME NYYYEEEEEHHHHHHH"
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>>85300561
The only way to properly engage with a children's cartoon is to whine about everything in it, anon.
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>>85300589
I seriously thought she was going to join jasper as her disciple, to learn how to be a real Quartz, and then after a few episodes of us being left to think she really was a traitor, it's revealed that she learned a few tricks from Jasper and then double crosses her
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>>85300632
is there a bigger version of this picture
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>>85300537
>she is fun
she is an unlikable jack ass
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>>85300376
she didnt start corrupting until she moped about no one she fused with wanting to stay, clearly lapis's stockholming bullshit and constantly getting one upd by stable fusions fucked jasper up /that bad/
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>>85300626
>lend Jasper my Gillette razor
>IT'S ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE!
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Post everyday fusions/combinations to trigger Jasper
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Smokey's ok so long as they play down that fucking gross belly. I can get behind fat so long as it's not straight-up obesity.

Unfortunately with the way they separated again, I think the belly is necessary since Smokey is Steven's wearing Amy's hardlight body like a mech suit, rather than the full light or full flesh merging of gem-gem or human-gemhuman.
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>>85299998
>My Diamond
So in "Rose's Scabbard," Rose refers to Pearl as "My Pearl." At the time, I thought it was a term of endearment thing, or possibly an expression of ownership, since Pearls are slaves and this one belonged to Rose. But Pearl has been pretty adamant that she doesn't "belong" to anyone. I think her dedication to Rose was more about admiration/thirst than a master/servant thing.
So maybe Rose is using the respectful "My [name]" form of address as an expression of her admiration for Pearl, a way of saying that she is as worthy of respect as the Diamonds are. That's a neat idea, I think.
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>>85300607
They didn't go to beta looking for Jasper. Peridot just wanted to show Amethyst what an inferior kindergarten Jasper came from. Then when they happened to run into Jasper by accident, Peridot and Steven both wanted to go get the other gems but Amethyst rushed into shit before they got a chance to sneak away.
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>>85300263
So would you say that Diplomacy has failed?
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>>85300605
jasper's gunna get shattered, m8

she's filled with too much hate, anger, misery, possibly self loathing from letting herself fall into corruption

she's gonna get herself in a suicide position and go out roaring
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Hey guys be on alert for any gems acting suspicious or not themselves in the next few episodes and the first few episodes of season 4.

You didnt hear it from me though :)
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>>85300635
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>>85300586
>I got in the last one completely by accident
>I was just making a joke
>tfw I have to re-examine my life now for getting in a thread simulator
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>>85300515
okay this hurts a little....
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>>85300598
Shame really.
I would have liked to see a fleshed out Garnet, but i guess the focus on her for one episode was just a ruse for Ruby and Sapphire in the distant future.
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>>85300653
jaspers should be banned from posting
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>>85300626
>give Jasper some oreos
>FUSION, FUSION, FUSION!
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>>85300205
Jasper was assigned to assist Peridot with the task alone, she probably went by herself to deal with her grudge and didn't want to involve her Rubies in the problems she has with Earth. They most likely weren't involved in the first war and probably didn't meet Jasper until after it since she was busy fighting the war and didn't have a squad yet.
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>>85300604
SLB?

Also can SOMEONE post some fucking baby sour cream? Please?

https://youtu.be/r18O4xvsyl4

His demeanor pleases me.
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HEY, YO, I GOT SUM 2 SAY,

THAT NIGGA SMOKY, ALRIGHT?
THAT NIGGA SMOKY SO FAT,
SHE DON'T EAT NO COOKIE CAT MY NIGGA, SHE EAT THE WHOLE COOKIE LIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOON
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>>85300389
JelloApocalypse is that you
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>>85300618
No, anon, she is a cartoon character, in this case an alien who hasn't even existed for long enough to understand any of those concepts.

Do you not realize how much of your hatred for her has absolutely nothing to do with her?
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>>85300656
>Plays a mixtape
>ITS ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE!
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>>85300660
>I can get behind fat so long as it's not straight-up obesity
how the fuck do you even look at steven then?
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>>85299873
>It wasn't like they were losing and needed to come back in a fight
Jasper was literally immune to any of Amethyst's attacks. It felt needed. It's better than Jasper getting away and having to spend another 5 episodes chasing after her.

Also I like Smokey Quartz. She's big and fat because Steven and Amethyst are super stocky and fat, and she's black because, presumably, Steven can only shift through human skin tones, like how gems can generally only shift through their general skin tone.
Not everything has to be about transsexuals or black people unless you make it about them.
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>>85300640
the guy makes the /fit/ sticky every year, he's fucking hilarious
he apparently did work some kind of drawing/animation work for rick and morty last season
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>>85300673
Fuck that's not the image I meant to post, son of a bitch.
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>>85300652
Don't know
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>>85300622
>they're a big, boisterous child and it fits perfectly

A big, boisterous child... wearing tights, right jean shorts, a belly top, and what resembles visible bra straps?

That's kinda pedo, Anon.
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>>85300656
>Carpool with Jasper to the gym
>IT'S ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE
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>>85300605
She'll think it's a trap, but will also be bound by an immense debt of gratitude which will cause great teeth-gnashing. She'll think it's a dirty trick from Rose to force her into gratitude for her. Steven will all the while be insisting that he's not his mom and doesn't have her memories. He'll do something so adorably friendly and daft and trusting Jasper will have to suspect that Rose Q would never have been that damn dumb when it comes to enemies. Steven will probably also be so damn unabashedly happy about having uncorupted Jasper it'll be a new experience for ms. "No-one wants to stay fused with me" Commando.

It'll be a bit more difficult than with Peridot, since she was only fearing for her safety. Jasper on the other hand has a massive grudge and suspects tricks and manipulation.
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>>85299763
She'd probably poof herself if it came to that.
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when will we get a fusion between Steven and Peridot voiced by Weird Al?
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>>85300618
>projecting this hard.
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>>85300660
she is fat because steven and amethyst are both fat
it is not rocket science
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>>85300676
Nothing to be done about it now.
Garnet's great design will always be trapped in a gay Tumblr show.

>>85300683
Yeah.
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>>85300662
There's a few ways to look at this, but I don't think any of them were intended as derogatory or looking at her in a term of ownership.
She could be saying it such as "My Diamond" or even "My dear" or she could know full well Pearl still wanted to feel like she belonged to Rose. Pearl clearly cannot escape those feelings no matter how much she's evolved, and maybe Rose knew saying that provided some comfort instead of saying "No you're not mine"
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>>85300660
>Smokey is Steven's wearing Amy's hardlight body like a mech suit, rather than the full light or full flesh merging of gem-gem or human-gemhuman.

Does this mean all of Steven's gem fusions will be fat?

Do you think maybe we'll get at least one with gigantic oversized tits or hips instead of a big stomach?
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>>85300561
>>85300537
I think you're missing the joke.

You're supposed to be laughing at Trigglypuff for being both retarded and as fat as smokey quartz. People don't call her Trigglypuff because they hate Jigglypuff, they call her that because it's funny that she looks like a fucking Jigglypuff while waving her flippers around opposing the values that built modern western civilization.
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>>85300656
>take Jasper out for some ice-cream
>man behind the counter asks her if she wants Vanilla, Chocolate, or Swirl
>she gets Vanilla and sits down calmly
>start sweating because I really want swirl
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>>85300704
>actually replying to bait.
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>>85300678
>Chocolate and Peanut Butter
>ITS ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE!
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>>85300704
>being so downlow pedo you reject that a young person could wear those things
you know, you could also not sexualize everything. It kinda seems like projection is all.
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>>85300626
Hey due, maybe Jasper just like eating peanuts by themselves
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>>85300714
>butt blasted this hard
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>Make Jasper a Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich
>"IT'S ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE"
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>>85300658
Hey Jasper, did you know practically everything I wear is a fusion fabric? That's right, there's very few single-material clothes any more, instead people combine different materials into all-new fabrics! It's super common
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>>85300656
>Buy Jasper a tranny to bang
>IT'S ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE!
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I actually like Sardonyx as a fusion. Do people not like her b/c of Pearl, or is it something else people dont like?
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>>85300506
>>85300408
they probably worked it out
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>Jasper in the 1950s
>Approves segregation
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>>85300725
Why do people keep calling my earnest posts bait? Is this like a crab pot, where they keep pulling each other down to keep the others from escaping? So the concept of someone actually being earnest is automatically rejected?
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>>85300607
Someone please make a quick doodle of jasper at a computer typing this.
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>>85300408
She forgave him, it was on his blog
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best girl or best girl
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>>85300549
Probably fully developed Steven Universe will be the most overpowered thing to ever exist.
I'm talking about gurren lagan scale of overpowered.
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>>85300719
Love SLB tbqh. Dunno what it is but the art style does it for me. Wishing for dexters mom/helen parr/generally any redhead milf.
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>>85300741
All of pearl's fusions are the fun ones. It's strange, considering how unfun pearl is

Pearl's best gem tho
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>wrote a greentext the other day
>want to write another greentext
>it got deleted by the mods for some reason
>afraid next greentext will also get deleted

Are they not allowed in /sug/?
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>>85300741
Cheeki limey cunt, made from rape, etc.
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>>85300749
>Why do people keep calling my earnest posts bait?
Because they're bait and so is this.
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>>85300738
>jasper: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>85300741
People always want another Opal or Rainbow Quartz - super beautiful, more serious than fun. Sardonyx is nothing but fun. It just reminds them they're watching a kid's show instead of an anime that appeals directly to their boners and waifu-ism.
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>>85300724
>get chocolate
>[GLASS HIM]
>gently clink cones with Jasper
>the icecream gets stuck together
>"Oh no!! Jasper, it looks like our icecreams..fused...."
>"Maybe...we could fuse some time...."
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>>85300694

He looks more like he just has a wide body overall. With how strong he is, too, you can see his look as more like a bit of fat over a lot of muscle rather than just fat. His belly doesn't really come out further than his shoulders, or at least not usually.

Can't really see the same thing in Smokey, though.
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>>85300386
Are you really trying to claim the fight with the watermelons was serious? They're fucking watermelons. in a bare balls serious match, steven would lose to just about everyone, even amethyst. his other powers don't make him directly more "powerful", he just has more powers. and his shield doesn't negate powers at all, it produced a frequency a few times, you know how many times his shield has been broken?
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>>85300695
She's like a grey-purple. What part of that says Steven can only have human skin tones?
He is a human skin tone, so that's why it looks like an off-colored human skin tone.
Smoky Quartz is in no way Black.
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>>85300765
Probably considered spam and should just be posted to a writebin or something.
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>>85299808
Rose Quarz: secrets and lies
Steven Quarz Universe: hope and compation
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>>85300381
Garnet should be either a Zogok or a Perfect Zeong

>>85300383
SHE BIG
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>>85300741
I just don't like the Ojo-sama laugh. It annoys me. Other than that sardine is fine.
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>>85300751
tumblr show
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>>85300768
>its something i dont agree with
>it must be bait
end yourself
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>>85300779
>on 4chan
>not being autistic
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>>85300722
i refuse to equate smoky to trigglypuff because smoky is actually likable
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>>85299873
Honestly, I thought the bad design was based on Steven's half ass ability to fuse. Whereas other gems fuse and their attire and shape changes to better match their personality, Steven's fusions are more based on a collaboration of the two's looks and attire.
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I want drawfags to create meepmorps of fusion triggered Jasper. Doesnt matter what combinations they are
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>>85299873
>Throughout the entire series we are lead to believe that steven might not even be able to fucking fuse with gems only humans.

Ahaha, what bullshit Reddit fan theory led you to believe that.

There has never been a single indication that Steven can't fuse with gems. In fact, in Giant Woman, the first episode to introduce the concept of fusion, Garnet tells Steven "you'll be great at fusion one day." And since Stevonnie (the first fusion with a full human ever) hadn't happened yet, she could only mean fusion with gems. So yeah, they established Steven could fuse with Gems almost NINETY EPISODES AGO.

Maybe pay more attention to the show if you're going to whine about it this much.
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>>85300773
>wide body
yeah like a wide body 747
face it anon, he's obese and is going to die of a heart attack by season 5
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>>85300616
fuck, man, im spoiling shit for myself thinking this over, i hope its not true
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>>85300737
>play some jazz-fusion for Jasper
>"IT'S ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE"
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>>85300381
>dat bulge on Pearl
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>>85300793
If I'm not clear,
>>85300704
Isn't bait, but it is replying to bait.

>>85300622
This is bait.
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>>85300755
>You will never get forced into an arranged marriage with Jane in order to secure peace and coldly watch how upset and insecure she feels as she realizes you find her boring and plain.

That feel when.
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>form a nuclear reactionin which two or more atomic nucleicome close enough to react and form one or more different atomic nuclei and subatomic particles
>IT'S ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE
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>>85300765
yea cuz that shit belongs in the /trash/ sug threads

you fukin dickhead
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>Rose Quartz killed Pink Diamond and harvested her gem so she could use it in battle

No wonder the rest of the Diamonds dropped a gem-nuke on Earth.
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>>85300765
What was the greentext about?
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>>85300751
How is SU not a tumblr show

>>85300758
He's great.
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>>85300755
Jane is waif material.
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>>85300662
>Rose Quartz liberated Pearl because she knew Pearl could be more than just a servant
>"Pearl, what do YOU want to be?"
>"I want to be yours."
>Rose Quartz never really understood and just humored Pearl who fought beside her
>Rose vaguely understands fusion through Garnet's experience, but doesn't understand its importance
>Pearl craves fusion because she wants to feel strong and loved like Ruby and Sapphire have as Garnet and she uses it to show Greg that Rose loves her rather than him
>Rose just honestly thought that the fusion would make Greg's song better and never saw it that way
>Rose falls in love with Greg and realizes she wants a baby and makes it happen
>Pearl is left gradually realizing that Rose was just humoring her and cared about her as a friend, and that fusion never meant anything to Rose how it meant to Pearl and never saw her as "her" Pearl the way Pearl wanted to bee seen

It's Over, Isn't It?
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>>85300829
W H A T
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>>85300772
IT'S ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE
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>>85300762
>pearl
>unfun
it's like you havent watched the new eps she's loosened up a lot
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>>85299908
Anon, please.
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>>85300827
It wasn't lewd, though.

>>85300831
It was about Pink Diamond's corruption.
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>>85300786
>SHE BIG
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>>85300733
>getting this upset over a cartoon...
I think /pol/ is missing one of it's drones.
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>>85300824
What the fuck is wrong with you.
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>>85300773
you're pulling that right out that right from your ass. he's a fatty kid. he's strong cause he's half gem not because he has muscle
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>>85300727

So what, I get uncomfortable seeing a child wearing things that are traditionally slut-coded, while you come out going "no no a child wearing clothes that direct the eye to the sexual parts of the body isn't sexual at all there's nothing wrong with that let them keep doing it", and I'm the pedo?
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>>85300819
>"Jasper just calm down and have some juice"
>"This is refreshing, what is it?"
MIXED BERRY
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>>85300829
Huh, the little black stick things with two prongs are the kindergarten machines.
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who the fuck is this Jane bitch?

did I miss an ep or something
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>>85300593
You can't rush it, but you can maybe develop your own skills to a slightly faster pace.

Commission on what?
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>>85300762
It's because when Pearl fuses, she gets to cut loose and let go of her inhibitions. Which is probably why she quickly became addicted to being Sardonyx.
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>>85299873
I actually noticed that all of the music for fusions has characters represented by certain sounds
>Steven
weird electric bell sounds
>Pearl
piano
>Amy
Drums
>Garnet
Squarewave frequencies (kek)
>Ruby and sapphire dont count
>Jasper
CHKCHKCHKCHKCK sound
>Never payed attention to lapis' music

I assume if peridot got a fusion later on it would incorporate her music thing.... dont know what to call it

Now it's time for all you anons to go and look through all the fusion themes to see what I mean. Smoky quartz being electric bell and drums makes perfect sense.
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MY DIAMOND!
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>>85300005
It wasn't a requirement

It was an assistance
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>>85300695
>black

where are you getting shes black from
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>>85300833
His madam mim is fantastic.
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>>85300467
All that stuff she was saying before the fight was a little too on the nose for me.
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>>85300829
>pink diamond is still somewhere on earth
>steven finds it. becomes friends with pink diamond
>uses her power to uncorrupt the gems
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>>85300873
YOUR DIAMOND!
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>>85300833
A better question is how is it a "tumblr show"

Because really that argument boils down to the fact it has diversity and isn't afraid to depict gay couples, which doesn't really qualify something as a "tumblr show". At that point you could call it a "high school spanish book show" or a "rural D2 private college brochure show" and still have a point.
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>>85300890
THEIR DIAMOND
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>>85300379
CUTE
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>>85300890
PURPLE DIAMOND!
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>>85300867
I dont know, dont really have cash to spare right now unfortunately anyway. Keep drawing though
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>>85300871
literally since episode 1 (and you know, as new characters were introduced)
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>>85300861
STOP SAYING CODED
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WHERE IS THE DAMN SIMULATOR I AM A VERY BUSY MAN
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>>85300829

....well shit.
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>>85300873
YOUR DIAMOND
EVERYBODY GETS A DIAMOND
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I don't really hate Smokey Quartz' design but I feel like tumblr is having a field day and is whipping up art of them being a gigantic landwhale with Vitiligo tier skin

I'm too afraid to look
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>>85300890
ITS ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE
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HEY!

WHEN'S STEVEN GONNA MEET HIS MOMS?
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>>85300871
Thats called a leitmotif btw, fucking everything ever has them
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>>85300862
FUSION, FUSION, FUSION
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>>85300860
The show even comments on this. When Marty sees how strong Steven is, he doesn't say "oh wow, Greg's kid must work out," he says "What's Greg feeding that kid?"
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>>85299998
Post YFW
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>Thought Rocky Quartz was the worst thing I was gonna see today
>Suddenly hideous Sand Castle Pokemon

Sasuga Gamefreak, you sensed that someone had made a worse design than you and quickly rectified it.
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>>85300144
Didn't the gems clap and say 'congratulations' after Steven passed their fake test?
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>>85300483
your waifu get alien AIDS
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>>85300873
>>85300895
>>85300890
>>85300898
VEINY DIAMOND
>>85300906
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTnf_KYyrBQ

welp
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>>85300829

>Rose was opposed to Bismuth's gem-shattering because it was a waste of valuable weaponry
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WHERE'S THE SIMULATOR
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>>85299873
Wow, I disagree with all of this.
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>>85300902
I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY THIS NEW KINGDOM HEARTS GAME
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>>85300853
NEED MORE BIGNESS
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Why is this Mexican boy wearing the Vietnamese flag?
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>>85300865
No, they're depictions of Gems, you also see them in the various images of the small temple's traps.
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>>85300928
BLACK DIAMOND!
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>>85300770
Opal and Rainbow Quartz look nice but they have no personalities.
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>>85300094
That's pretty fucked up
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>>85300176
Upper crust shill detected
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>>85300892
this t.bh familia
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>>85300746
FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TRICK TO MAKE WEAK RACES STRONGER
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>>85300890
IT'S ALWAYS DIAMONDS WITH YOU PEOPLE
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>>85300928
GREGS DIAMOND DICK
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Anyone hope that if jasper is redeemed she doesn't act autistic about Earth like the barn gems? She's probably seen enough of Earth to know that she fucking hates it.
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Smokey Quartz fighting style makes me want a SU video game so badly.
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>>85300660
>What the fuck, why is a fusion between two stocky fat people fat
That's how fusion works. If you don't want a fat fusion then don't expect to like a fusion between two fat characters.
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>>85300892
I think /co/ has been calling SU tumblr for so long now that people started believing it.
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Any one remember this from the first moonbase episode?
Thoughts on what it is?
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>>85300720
Yeah, that's what I figured, too. Pearl is free, and even though Rose was never completely receptive to Pearl's feelings, there's no way that she'd be down to enslave another gem as part of her Radical Agenda. I think it's mostly a term of endearment.

>Pearl still wanted to feel like she belonged
I think Pearl still has a pretty severe slave mentality, a deep-seated lack of self-worth, and a subconsciously programmed desire to perform domestic and administrative tasks for the people around her. She took over the entire chore wheel at the temple because she "likes doing those things."
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>>85300829
oh my
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>>85300242
It's modern art
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>>85300956
Why the fuck is Henry Rathbone saluting Hitler
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This entire show is blatant Earthian propaganda.
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>>85300866
Ronaldo's girlfriend introduced in Restaurant Wars
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>>85300922
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>>85300966
a corruption bomb?
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>>85300966
Pink Diamond's reincarnation chamber.
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>>85300922
>mfw steven didn't ask about pink diamond
that kid is dumb
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>no lewd Smokey Quartz art yet
Goddammit I need this, guys.
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>>85300892
Every character is gay and the show promotes genderless bullshit.
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>>85300978
*buzzer sound*

Try that episode where Lion took Steven and Connie to the movies
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>Jasper visits a /vp/ leak speculation thread
>IT'S ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE!
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>>85300940
>DISNEY
>FINAL FANTASY
IT'S ALWAYS FUSION
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>>85300966
A massive gem.
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>>85300892
The staff maintains an in-character Tumblr for Ronaldo and they promote every episode on Tumblr and they openly pander to Tumblr's pet causes specifically through body diversity and gender exploration along with gay representation and racial diversity. I'm pretty sure they picked Zuke up through her Tumblr fanart.

This doesn't speak for the quality in general, but it's definitely a Tumblr-centric show. You could argue it's partially a Twitter show but even that's majority overlap.
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>>85300852
Oh I liked that one. Fuck the mods if we spend 5 hours talking about sniffing gems butts we're considered cancer but make OC for your general on a slow night and they ban it.
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>>85300774
>Are you really trying to claim the fight with the watermelons was serious? They're fucking watermelons. in a bare balls serious match, steven would lose to just about everyone, even amethyst.

So you're blatantly ignoring evidence because it doesn't fit your argument? The gems were clearly trying to fight off the watermelons, and were clearly overwhelmed. Them being watermelons doesn't change that they're gem produced, sentient soldiers. With Steven's guidance they were able to knock Malachite to the ground, a being which took Alexandrite to fight off properly. Granted she didn't exactly take them as a threat at first, and let them get her into a position to be knocked over, they still have strength, intelligence, and strategy, even going as far as to make catapults and gliders.

>His other powers don't make him directly more "powerful", he just has more powers.

Maybe they don't make him directly stronger in a fight, but they make him extremely powerful in a war. Again, they don't fit into the foot soldier power set, but they're game changing powers.

> his shield doesn't negate powers at all, it produced a frequency a few times

Then what happened to Lapis's water clones? Did they just decide to go away because Steven summoned a shield? If it made a frequency, the frequency is clearly doing something.

>You know how many times his shield has been broken?

His bubble has been broken many times, but his shield has never been broken.
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>>85300859
>You will never leave Jane naked out in the wilderness (Wearing a stag skull as a mask and long flowing robes to hide your identity) to survive off the land and secretly watch her struggles, Then when she's emaciated and attempting to find civilization, you will never bring her right back where she started. You will never then pretend to be a hiker who found her in the woods, take her back out to a cabin out in the woods, nurse her back to health and marry her. You never then, after bearing several children and living through decades of marriage, tell her that you were the one that left her lost in the woods.

Captcha: Cabina Iturismo
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>>85300822
But HOW, exactly, is that post bait? Or do you not actually know, and are just repeating things you have heard?
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>>85300947
IT'S ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE
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>>85300942
let me see what i can do
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>>85300958
They don't call it the murdercock because it's soft, you know
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>>85300992
>every character is gay
wrong
>show promotes genderless bullshit
also wrong
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>>85300962
Play the RPG in the Mobile App store. Steven makes an awesome white mage. And surprisingly enough, pearl is the heavy hitter. Amethyst is there for dps, and garnet is like a shield breaker.
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>>85300956
Alright anon you got me good on that one. Jasper in a Klan hood when?
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I'm even more convinced that rose was Pink Diamond and cut her gem to become Rose Quartz (as in a "Rose cut diamond"). That's how I interpreted Jasper's "to reshape yourself outside your purpose" thing. And it'd also explain Lion, as the cut pieces of the diamond.
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>>85300164
Interesting, Amythest keeps her lips on ever morph she does except for this one. Is this because Rose's lips are on of her few defining features?
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>all this Jasper
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IT'S ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE
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>>85300622
It's not that it's not sexy. Come on, Jasper isn't sexy. Pearl isn't sexy. Peridot isn't sexy. They're still fine.

It's that it's actively ugly. It's an issue of offensive aesthetics. Smoky quartz literally looks like a pile of shit. Our entire fucking species evolved to find certain shapes pleasing and other displeasing over thousands of years of dying, not dying, and having varying amounts of success with mating and primitive life. Guess which ones SQ embodies?
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>>85301023
I think you're retarded.
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>>85300940
>Hey these drive forms look pretty good. How do you get them again?
>you get it by fusing with donald and/or goofy

ITS ALWAYS FUSION, ISNT IT?
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>>85300992
>Every character is gay
Blatantly wrong
>Promotes genderless bullshit
The gems are aliens. Why would aliens, especially aliens that are rock-based lifeforms, have genders?
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Let's calm down and watch a movie.
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>>85301022
Jasper's black.
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>>85300979
FUUUUUTURE! FUUUUUUTURE! FUUUUUSION!
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>>85301012
Sorry, I don't reply seriously to bait.
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C-can we talk like we're on Season 1 again?

Those were the times
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>>85300966
homeworld games
>>85301025
because a rose without rose's lips wouldn't hurt enough
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>>85301009
>but his shield has never been broken
Bismuth broke it.
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>>85300966
It is absolutely a backup corruption bomb. That's why the rubies need jasper to carry it, (and to bring her home) because the rubies might drop it and set it off. Yellow Diamond wants weapons, and what she wants she gets.
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>>85301017
>>85301044
>Defending Tumblr Universe
amazing
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>>85301004
I mean the show promotes on multiple other social media sites as well. And the pet causes shit goes straight back to the original point on diversity.

It may be promoted on tumblr and popular there but that doesn't make it a "tumblr show"

It's not some Gen Zed bullshit
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>>85300924
i like smoky quarz, but in pokemon you're damm right
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>Jasper eventually gets unbubbled and gains a fusion partner from white diamond.
>She travels back to Earth and ends up defeating almost every fused CG.
>during the final moments of the fight Steven reaches out one final time and actually connects with her
>she internally struggles with her partner and tragically sacrifices herself to save Steven just as the music peaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Pu92St5O0
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>>85301045
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>>85300902

Anon every culture has symbols which don't necessarily mean a certain thing objectively but within that culture are understood to mean a certain thing, when taken in context generally with other symbols of similar nature, and any artist has to keep those meanings in mind the same way they have to keep in mind that like, the color red is associated with danger or that crosses put people in mind of religion, even though in some other cultures red is luck or crosses mean the sun or et cetera et cetera, as dogcopter says art is a conversation and every choice you make is a statement, but you have to be aware of the specific context of where you live and where your audience lives to know what signs they'll interpret in particular ways. Certain symbol-clusters will be taken to mean certain things and you have to be aware of that, you can't just throw white facepaint and a red nose and a colourful wig on someone and go "what no that's not a clown none of those things have to mean clown your associations of those things with clowns is irrelevant".

If you have a better word for "how a specific cluster of certain symbols is taken to mean a certain thing" than "coded", I'd like to hear it.
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>>85301055
Sorry, I'm going to have to give you a refusion.
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YOURE A FUSION, HES A FUSION, ARE THERE ANY OTHER FUSIONS HERE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT!??!?
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>>85301055
Rule thirty four of the centipede thing when?
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what bothers me is how smoky is being hated for things that aren't part of her.
i haven't read anything but le nigger mamay or tumblr pandering. come on, at least be more creative with the shitposting
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>>85301043
Then explain the Master Form
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>>85301038
>Jasper isn't sexy. Pearl isn't sexy. Peridot isn't sexy.

Wowee that's some funny jokes you got there anon.
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>yfw steven's mom is the villain all along
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>peridot isnt updating the twitter anymore
Fuck
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>>85301058
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>>85301076
agreed
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>yfw Jasper shows up at the end of Kindergarten Kid, totally unharmed
>"I TOLD YOU THIS PLANET COULDN'T TOUCH ME, I JUST FLEXED THAT CORRUPTION RIGHT OFF. ALSO YOUR BUBBLES ARE WEAK"
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>>85300626
This has meme potential, show a "fusion" item and have that shot of her at the bottom.
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>>85301065
>oh no, you're using facts to back up your statements, I better call you tumblr again!
Just like old times.
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>>85300968
this is actually depressing as fuck and i don't see her changing at all no matter how many arcs they give her ;_; i guess she's loosened up a bit recently though
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>>85301073
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>>85301010
Cease your heinous Jane bullying.
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>>85301065
>not having any real argument
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>>85300987
Pink Diamonds mural faggot.
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So rainbow quartz's weapon is a pizza cutter right
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>>85301050
FUSION FUSION FUSION! ITS ALWAYS FUSION!
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>>85301073
WE'RE BACK, BABY!
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>>85301023
The difference between quartz and diamond is so basic that even an idiot like you can tell the difference between SiO4 and just Carbon in a crystalline lattice.
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>>85301038
THE POST CLAIMING SOMETHING TO BE BAIT... IS BAIT? WE'VE REACHED TERMINAL SARCASM
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>>85301083
what an original theory anon
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>>85301081
>Big man
>Twig man
>Loli
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>>85301076
I mean some people dislike her for not being sexy enough

because everything needs to be waifu bait I guess
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>>85301096
Link to larger res?
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>>85301106
Id say an umbrella
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>>85301063
Hmm, so she did, I forgot about that, alright, it's only been broken once then. Still kinda defeats the vague argument of
>You know how many times his shield has been broken?
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>>85300260
HER TIT IS SMILE
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>>85301073
Meow
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>>85301111
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>>85301122
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>>85300575
>this is the same guy who made Kirby's Fucking Pissed
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>>85301076
She's gross and her character design is shit. I mean we don't need sex symbols on a kids show or anything but ffs her character design was just clunky bullshit. She has the same design appeal as a notebook sketch of Lena Dunham.
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>>85301114
How many layers of irony are you on right now?
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>>85301076
>creative with the shitposting
That hardly happens.
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IT'S ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE
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>>85301111
HOW COME MARCIA GETS TO FUSE AND I DON'T.
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>>85301128
God I love that version of Amy.
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>>85301131
yes, jasper, I do. Please come back and be my flexmom spank material.
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>>85301121
Stevonnie is weird enough. I don't want to be attracted to things that are half Steven.

Smokey's cool and weird.
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>>85301121
no she doesn't need to be waifu bait just not tumblr feminist trash ugly.
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>>85300260
It's starting
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>>85301122
That's the highest
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>>85300260
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME
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>>85301038
our evolution also predisposes us to distrust people whose skin color is different from our tribe

sometimes you have to use your higher brain functions to ignore maladaptive tendencies, natural or no
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>>85301144
That's why I saved it, actually.
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>>85299831
>garnet
>the worst
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>Steven is having one of his Dream walking episodes again
>Meets a little Gem he's never seen Before
>"Hi! I'm Steven, who're you?'
>The little gem looks at him before smiling
"I'm Cubic Zirconium, will you be my friend?"
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i wonder, ¿why you people not make the true question?, how connie gonna get the new fusion.

I just said, Stevony looks cool and all but its just steven with tits, in other hand smoky quarz is a big deal with his yo-yo and powerhouse power.

stevony: beat jasper
smoky quarz: beat jasper fusion
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>>85301130
IS FUSION THE ONLY TRICK YOU KNOW?
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>>85301114
>THE POST CLAIMING SOMETHING TO BE BAIT... IS BAIT?
Nope.
I'm entirely serious.

I called that post bait because it is. It's entirely too predictable.

I mean look at all those buzzwords. Not an inch of sincerity. Just trying to incense people.
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>>85301131
>muscle
>no titty
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>>85301145
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>>85301131
Guys i think i might be a Jasperfag
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if rose is half of steven then what happened to the other half of rose
lion is pink diamond confirmed
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>>85301156

Evolution also predisposes us to be attracted to people whose skin color is different from our tribe. Hybrid vigor and all that.

Upbringing can easily overpower either of those, though.
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>>85301068
S-stop making me so depressed.
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>>85301111
>gets mad about others using fusion to beat her
>got on her knees to suck Lapis' dick for fusion
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>>85301170
Good old Mexican shitposting

It's really a mainstay of any buku imageboard
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>>85301151
I've seen this so many times and I only just noticed Pearl dressed up and had Roses for Steven.
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>>85301114
It's true.

Then again, indian food exists, and people embrace the pain and the awful epilogue of curry shits despite having no innate preference for any of that, so the whole "taste is objective, muh darwin" thing refers more to what reliably produces dopamine than what produces the most dopamine for an individual person.

tldr someone has fapped to smoky quartz while shitting out liquid fire more than once
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>>85301038
>It's not that it's not sexy.
sexy, beautiful, attractive.

Same thing, and there's nothing wrong with preferring it.

>It's that it's actively ugly.
It's not that bad. Bismuth was worse, but, Smokey Quartz wasn't as bad.
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>>85301182
Who isn't?
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>>85301175
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>>85300776
>>85300878
She looks black, I dunno. I'm sorry I didn't take the time to zoom in and google the hex code to see that there's a fraction of purple.

People on /co/ are gonna be mad about her being black, there's no stopping it. Don't use "b-b-but she's ever-so-slightly purple!" as a defense for it.
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>>85301123
Unicycle
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>>85301175
But have you considered the possibility that you're so wrapped up in sarcastic cynicism that you can't recognize when someone actually IS sincere? What if it ISN'T bait?
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>"Alright class if you turn to page 268 we'll continue our lesson on fus-"
>"ITS ALWAYS FUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE!"
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FUSION
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>>85301177
Except for all that titty that a fucking ripped bitch like Jaspy-kun would have
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>>85301137
like, 5 or 6. my dude.
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>>85301187
than why does muh dick curl up and hide vaginas of a different color accost it.
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So Smoky Quartz is a brand new gem with no memory of being Rose/Amethyst? ;_; RIP Rainbow Quartz
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>>85301121
The only problem I have with her is the extra arm other then that everything else is peachy fucking keen.
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>>85301182
Fucking animals is illegal anon
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>>85301197
>Smokey Quartz wasn't as bad as Bismuth

Do you have optometry issues
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>>85301187
>Gemfus explained

>>85301156
Not wanting to make a bara half-gem with jasper is maladaptive
if you're not a /freak/ you're an evolutionary failure
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>>85300968
>Housekeeping doesn't have intrinsic spiritual worth
anon...
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>>85301106
Most likely result
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>>85301136
>she's gross and she's gross
Not every character needs to be fapbait.
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>>85301101
>You will never hunt wild boar on horseback shirtless with Jane.
>You will never make her check how fresh the boar dung is in order to track them.
>You will never finally catch the boar and spear it, not letting Jane participate in the kill.
>You will never cook the boar and wrestle Jane into submission, only letting her eat the scraps.
>You will never do this again the next day.

Shame.
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>>85301210
>not polymerization

dude
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>>85301210
fuck off, noone has liked yu-gi-oh nonironically since 2006.
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>>85301136
I think her design makes plenty sense but in all honesty, the real truth of the matter is you can't please people all the time.
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>>85301161
>>
There's an awful lot of shit posting going on

a lot
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>Amethyst calling Jasper sis after all the shit she put her though.

She's a good kid.
>>
>Jasper plants the bomb at B
>CTs win
>IT'S ALWAYS DEFUSION WITH YOU PEOPLE!
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>>85301182
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>>85301205
>What if it ISN'T bait?
Then they're just retarded and should be ignored anyway.

Don't give attention to stupid.
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>tfw Jasper will never be redeemed
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>>85301163
>Steven has a bunch of dream adventures with his new friend
>But one day she's just, gone
>No matter how hard Steven tries to find her he can't
>Days go bay
>Steven's having a Dreamwalk again and sees her, pops into her dream, happily greeting her
"Do I know you?"
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>>85301150
its a gender neutral pilsberry dough boy

you know your just as bad as the sjw when you project onto things just as much as them
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>>85301239

if you are going to defend your shit taste, at least use your own image
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>>85301203
she didnt look black on my monitors, from the get go she looked greyish purple to me. i thought you were possibly referring to something else about her rather than just her skin colour so i was pretty confused
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What if Steven could fuse with Pearl and make Rainbow Quartz 2.0, but then meditate while fused and Pearl could make contact with Rose inside her gem?
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>>85301191
bravo, you insul me twise
first forget the question and second call me beaner

please, maybe i am not have a good inglish but put me in the same place of those death's wordshiper is disgusting
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>>85299711

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI
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>>85301223
She wasn't.
Bismuth was so ungodly awful it made me wretch.
Hopefully she stays bubbled eternally.

Or if she comes back she'll have a form that doesn't look like dog vomit.
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>>85301252
>le "anyone who disagrees with me is retarded" may-may
>it isn't 2009
kill yourself, anon
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>>85301220
I kinda like the extra arm

its neat that she is asymmetrical when all the past fusions were symmetrical
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>>85301241
Well only half of it is shitposting, other half is meme fun. I guess you could say its a nice FUSION
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Well this episode straight up confirms that corrupted gems are weaker than normal gems

>takes a ship core detonation to the face
>poofed by a pointy stick
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>>85301235
I'm shitposting here and in /dng/ RIGHT NOW, faggot. Get with the times, YGO is more popular and makes more money than both MtG and Pokemon (TCG).
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>>85301150
>tumblr feminist trash ugly.
you can't be serious
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>>85301220
aw man her arm is the best part though
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>>85301259
I wanted to give you a high-res version
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Is Rose a fusion?
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>>85301268
Steven would have ro learn how to contact Rose first which I sincerely hope never happens
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>>85300408

This is honestly one of the main reasons I've mostly been meh over this run of episodes. It's had it's moments, but this was just stupidly out of character. I wouldn't even mid so much if it were any other time. A throwaway gag is a throwaway gag, but it was dropped right in the middle of a week of episodes literally about steven being the big problem solver.

but whatever; good's outweight the so yeah

also; i'm so happy that jasper got yamcha'd
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>>85301289
Well, it makes a little sense, considering as I don't think freaked out mutated trauma monsters are going to be as strong as they are naturally, what with all the weird shit this has to do with wavelengths and soundwaves and mindstates and other assorted bullshit
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>>85301156
>maladaptive
Evolution didn't make a mistake.
"Maladaptive" instincts don't survive.
>>
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>>85301217
upbringing. or you've been on /pol/ too much.
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>>85301258
>pilsberry dough boy
rude
his name is Poppin' Fresh
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>>85301150
What makes her "tumblr feminist trash"? Having dark skin and being fat?
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>>85301228
>it's either gross or it's fapbait

Have you considered the possibility of nice looking things that you don't want to fuck?

Can you say this is a pretty dog without admitting to wanting the knot?

>>85301252
i like this dynamic

>person 1 posts opinion
>person 2: are you retarded? you're stupid! you don't know what you're talking about! you just are! i'm just so fucking enlightened wow #mundanes #normies
>person 1: reeeeee tumblr
>meanwhile, in another thread
>person 2 posts opinion
>person 3: retard. why are you retarded? you just are. you should be ignored, retard.
>person 2: reeeee reddit
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>>85301306
IT'S
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>>85301284
Already explained the stupidity.
Sorry you didn't notice.
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>>85301188
Context for the following is Jasper finds out that The Diamonds were the ones who killed Pink Diamond, not Rose

I once thought I knew why I was fighting
I knew in my heart why I kept pushing on through the terror
Because I was fighting for my fallen Diamond
But I was a pwn in the most twisted game of Chess ever played
Do you know how many of my comrades fell?
Do you know how many people I shattered without a second thought?
DO YOU KNOW the amount of shards were laying around my feet once the dust cleared?
I fought until everyone else was gone and lived my life on Homeworld without a leader
Without a Diamond
And for what?
To be told I was wrong? To find out the people I fought never killed my leader?
To realize I served the very people who had killed Pink Diamond?
All that I did
All that I saw
All that I went trough
Does it mean anything anymore?
Who am I supposed to fight for?
Everyone I cared about is already dead
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TIME TO RANK CHARACTER DESIGN

Rules are we're going by the characters best design, no S1 bullshit

>God Tier
Lapis
Pearl
Amethyst
Sapphire
Rose
Opal

>Good Tier
Garnet
Ruby (and the Rubies)
Peridot
Sardonyx
Alexandrite
Blue Diamond

>Meh
Steven
Jasper
Malachite
Blue Pearl

>Bad Tier
Sugulite
Yellow Pearl
Yellow Diamond

>God Awful Tier
Bismuth

>Oh shit nigger what are you doing tier
Smokey Quartz
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>>85301337
THE NUTSHACK
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>>85301301
oh whoops, sorry and thank you
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>>85301076
I honestly didn't like her character design or her personality. I also hated how they made it out like Jasper is an unmovable wall until the main character steps in and pulls a fusion.
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>>85301216
You are like a baby
Watch this
S U C C
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>>85300887
Still possible
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>>85300560
Here's hoping I make it in
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>>85301203
how? she's literally steven with amethyst's lips puffy hair and a third arm
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>>85301341
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>>85301329
>person 1 posts opinion
You already got this wrong.

It was.
>person 1 posts retarded tumblr tier shitpost full of buzzwords.
>person 2 "That's retarded on purpose, or retarded on accident."
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>>85300560
IT'S HAPPENING!?
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>>85301124
the plain, simple fact, is steven is not that powerful, and that's okay.
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>>85301346
why the fuck arent centi and jasper corruption fusion in god tier, shitlord
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>>85301346
>God Tier
Smoky Quartz
Sugilite
Demon Jasper
>Good Tier
Sardonyx
Garnet
Malachite
>Whatever Tier
Literally everyone else
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>>85301346
I can agree with this, but switch SQ and Bismuth
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Concurrent board activity poll day 1
http://www.strawpoll.me/10948360/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10948360/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10948360/r
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What did rose do to pink diamond
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>>85300515
Lost my shit.
>Garnet is best mom
>Amethyst is that step sister you casually just make out with one day and its totally cool
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>>85301285
>>85301299
Meh, to each his own I suppose I probably just got but-hurt that she didn't look like Stevonnie. Stil a fun charterer i'm looking forward to how they play this one out.
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>>85301346
Agreed
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>>85301151
i would fug panel 3 steven
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>>85301376
>can't back up argument
>claim victory
kek
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>>85300243
Despite my girlfriend having a Dick bigger than mine I always like referring to him as a her
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>>85301346
>People hate Bismuth's design
Why
>>
Here's ponytail Amy
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>>85300438
Steven is already a fusion of Greg and Rose. that fusion would just be changing the mixture to 3/4ths Greg and 1/4th Rose.
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>>85301341
>Context for the following is Jasper finds out that The Diamonds were the ones who killed Pink Diamond, not Rose
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>>85301406
rainbow design with dreadlocks possibly?
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>>85301150
Let's pretend that tumblr and 4chan existed in the 90's. What shit would you be calling tumblr feminist trash ugly?
>>
I want to see a Rose vesion of Smokey Quartz does anyone have somethinglike that?
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Guise, I fixed Smoky
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>>85301362
I'm referring to her skin tone you oblivious fuck.
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>>85301228
>Completely skipping over the very next sentence where I say we don't need sex symbols in the show and where my issue is clunky character design
You didn't do well on those reading comprehension tests from grade school, did you chum?
>>85301238
Fair enough
>>85301274
>Still believing your run of the mill shit design is as bad as the late term mutated abortion we just saw
Bismuth didn't have a bastard mutant hand and had character design that didn't make everyone want to blow their brains out. I'll take rainbow dreads over that shit caked wristcutter-looking abortion
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>>85301428
post it on tumblr
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>>85301419
>Rainbow design
That's probably it. It doesn't lend itself to a good design, there's just too many colors to work with. I like the dreads though and I think it fits the blacksmith motif well.
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>>85301319
survived in the fucking stone age

humans are still wanking over traits that are by all means the absolute best shit ever if you live on the savannah while they're maladaptive for civilized, agricultural life. stature, aggression, strength. all fine and good in a cave, obstacles to cooperation and efficient use of resources so long as humans retain their current social model and biological framework. meanwhile, good traits for modern humans keep correlating with archaic traits that might even put you at a disadvantage because humans with "good genes", male and female, attain higher social status and can pick the mates that tickle their primal fancy.


i'm 6'2" and i hope a well off girl picks my buff autist ass off the street
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>>85301428
People like you are the reason god doesn't talk to us anymore
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>>85301428
WHERES THE BULGE?
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>>85301420
>90s

please, people would be more riled up about tv being infested with The Negros and multiculturism over ugly feminist trash
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>>85301428
THANK YOU
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>>85301428
I love you
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>>85301428
Here we fucking go
>>
>>85301428
Hey, that's pretty good
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>>85300622
>But some fedora'd neckbeard MRA asshole has to be like "MY DICK DOESN'T HAVE A REACTION TO THIS SO IT IS NOT FOR ME NYYYEEEEEHHHHHHH"

Here is your serious reply.
You wanted one so badly.

>fedora'd neckbeard MRA
Already stringing together 3 retarded buzzwords with no substance, shit that only a tumblr tier SJW would espouse or bitch about.

>MY DICK DOESN'T HAVE A REACTION TO THIS SO IT IS NOT FOR ME
In literal terms:
Finding something unattractive and disliking it is valid criticism for this cartoon. "I don't like this character for being ugly" is 100% fair game.
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>>85301428
hilariously, i think the fucked up arm looks better on a fatty than it does on a skinny bitch
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>>85301378
Shit, forgot Peedle

Good tier at best pal
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>>85301428
thanks man
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>>85301439
They'll drive me to suicide, i'm fucking scared
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>>85301428
That doesn't look like Amethyst or Steven.
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>>85301428
filename.lel
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>>85301403
I didn't make an argument?

where were we at?
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>>85301445
I can hear the REEEEing from here.
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>>85301444
So what you're saying is that evolution doesn't work super fucking fast?
Amazing.
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>>85301471
do it, fag
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>>85301428
It's the arm I just can't, it makes no sense to be like that.
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>>85301428
THIS NEED A BUUULGE
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>>85301460
Oh, so you actually did have reasons. It's just that they made no sense. Gotcha.
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>>85301391
She's still shit gem but her design is A+ especially since her design change after Sworn to the Sword.
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>>85301428
doesn't make sense

steven's physical body can't morph significantly unless combining with another human body, so amethyst just gets stuffed inside him
and steven is the only one with genitalia so SQ definitely has a dick
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>>85301428
THIS IS NOW CANON
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>>85299766
newfag to the show. Is this Peridot twitter official? If so, what is it?
>>
>>85301428
I was literally about to ask someone to do this
Now color them and make them lighter colored like steven
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>>85301475
>steven is not that powerful
Is an argument retard
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>>85301428
Improved.
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>>85301428
It looks better, but it doesn't fit the character as well. The fucked up arm looks a lot better without the ham hands. Good work.

is that a bulge?
>>
>tfw have original character who's buff and orange
>if I ever make a webcomic everyone's gonna associate him with Jasper since they're both cheeto puffs
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>>85301406
Just a clunky and almost garish design. It's kinda jarring to see her among characters that were well designed, as well. She's not enough to make me wretch but her design was not aesthetically pleasing at all.
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>>85301469
you wound me, anon
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>>85301490
https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

>Peridot canonically knows who Zuke "The Dyke" Nukem is
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>>85301428
I would wife this
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>>85301483
Literally a nothing reply with no refutation.

> they made no sense.
They were explained to you in the dumbest of terms that even you could understand.
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>>85300561
Smoky Quartz reminds manchildren that they're watching a chiildren's cartoon.
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>>85301346
I need to go to bed but fuck it. I don't know how to feel about that time jasper raped a dog.

>God Tier
Lapis
Pearl
Blue Pearl
Enhanced Peridot
Yellow Pearl
Peetle

>Good Tier
Jasper
Garnet
Alexandrite
Bismuth
Yellow Giraffe

>Meh Tier
Gremlin Peridot
Blue Diamond
Sugulite
Sardonyx

>Bad Tier
Amethyst
Malachite
Opal
Smokey Quartz

>Shit Tier
Rose just looks so fucking awkward and out of place every time she's on screen.


I like skinny ladies.
>>
>>85299837
I want it to be like Jeremiah Gottwald in Code Geass with Lelouch
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>>85301505
Nah, that's just Zuke self-advertising her obese self
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>>85301445
>>85301446
>>85301457
>>85301482
Spot the tumblr faggots
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>>85301428
>all those replies

Damn. These threads are so active even during slow hours
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>>85301460
>>85301483
its not just a valid criticism for this cartoon, its valid for anything. Food, clothes, people, animals, the pilot, anything. If it's unappealing to the eyes, it's a good reason to dislike it.
>>
>>85301482
>>85301498
fuck off trap fags

it's vagina bones
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>>85301428
QUICK SOMEONE COLOR IT
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>>85301479
Yes and justifying shit using "but evolution..." doesn't apply as much when the environment has been changing so radically.

It's pretty likely that the only innate human sexual preference that still holds some weight is the one for bodily symmetry. You still kind of need a good amount of that to like, walk without stressing your joints to death. Or even sit.
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>>85301327
Exactly. It's a weird kind of blind prejudice that is so common online, where people will equate any "alternative" type character to be SJW shit.
It is prevalent in regards to characters who are not white males or who question gender roles. I think it's a societal knee-jerk reaction.
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>>85301428
I want to see tumblrs reaction to this.
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>>85301503
Sorry, she's got the best design I think a corrupted gem could ever have. Even though her aesthetic is supposed to be fucked up, they did it really well. But that's exactly it, her design is supposed to be fucked.

A+ character, B design
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>>85301517
>God Tier
>Enhanced Peridot
that's my man
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>>85300829
>rose opposes shattering of PD so she could use it as a weapon
>Bismuth disagrees saying to kill PD would scare off HomeWorld
>Gets her ass kicked and bubbled
>Rose uses PD gem as a weapon and starts Biological warfare and spiting them with corruption because she wither 1) didn't know what power they had 2) thought she could heal the corruption and was a better alt to shattering them
>rest of the diamond respond with mutual destruction and leave
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>>85301279
>long hair
>tall amazonian
anon, stop, I can't fap on a blue board.
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>>85301514
>implying they're smart enough to understand what a logical argument is
You should have never taken the bait, but good luck anyhow
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>just watched earthlings

Wow, and i thought bismuth was really going to take the ugliest design prize. Please dont fuse with a gem ever again steven. Keep it to connie.
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>>85301502
"I don't like any design that doesn't make me want to fuck them"
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>>85301517
>I like skinny ladies
opinion discarded, >>85301346 remains canon
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>>85301428
>two shitty gems combine to make a less shitty gem

I could see this
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>>85301279
I want to eat that poussey like a no-hands pie eating contest
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>>85301517
>Rose
But them lips
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>>85300972
Its better then most modern art the symbolism was more then just stupid bullshit.
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>>85301556
>You should have never taken the bait
I sat here the whole thread through saying, "this is bait. Careful not to fall for it!"
While they insisted, stamped their feet and whined to be taken seriously as not bait.
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>>85301559
Coonie is a fucking slut
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>>85301431
and? her skin is gray-purple. neither her facial features, body or skin tone indicate she's black
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>>85301517
This is the most cancerous list I've ever seen in /sug/. You should be ashamed of yourself. I bet you're that guy who wouldn't stop spamming that hideous marfans Pearl cosplayer.
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>>85301561
Ffs as previously stated I'm not expecting sex symbols out of a TV show

Are you seriously struggling with the difference between a character design with sex appeal and a character design which is aesthetically pleasing, or are you just shitposting?
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>>85301428
>not giving it white skin and blond hair
Color it pleb
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>steven is fat
>ammy is fat
>connie is skinny
>Stevonnie is skinny and fat in the right places
>Smoky is a circle
We're safe. Every other gem will result in 10/10 milfs.
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>>85301561
A valid criticism.
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>>85301428
i really wanna post this on tumblr. permission?
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>>85301353

two quartz worth half as less as a well formed quartz makes a full quartz.

amethyst is overcooked, and steven is half gem so naturally has half a regular quartz's quality.

and as we've seen from steven vs amethyst, they are both capable fighters alone, and as we seen in the episode after gem hunt, steven is really good at synergy with people he fuses with, as stevonnie was an ace with a sword and sheild even though steven and connie have only been training with their respective weapons.

bear in mind however that the only reason jasper isnt malachite anymore is because it took a 3-(4 if you count the midgets in a trenchcoat)-way fusion to finally take her down. whether that speaks for jasper's or lapis's power is open to conjecture, but from how jasper groveled to lapis, we can assume it was lapis's.

in the end, jasper may be the ultimate quartz born from earth's kindergartens, but fusion's main purpose in combat is to surpass the natural limits.

im sure if every fucking gem on both earth and homeworld fused into one tengen toppa fucker, they could mop the floor with the diamonds, the maximal apex of natural gems. but that is just the highest possible i can think of, we have yet to see a diamond in direct combat with another gem so we cant quite weigh the scope of their power.

what i can say is if the diamonds ever fuse, (highly unlikely) then it will be a truly end-game enemy.

final destination, no items, 1 stock.
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well this threads going great
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>>85301428
This is worse.
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>>85301502
I'm gonna stand by my earlier accession and say it's the rainbow hair that kills the design. The clunky body and the dreads fit the blacksmith motif. My problem with her is mostly the colours. Every character has consistent coloring for the most part. Peridot is greens and yellows, Lapis is purple, Jasper is Oranges, ect. With Bismuth she's just all over the place. Bismuths are just a shitty gem to base a design around because of how it looks. She's still one of my favorite designs though.
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>>85301428
meh
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>>85301406
It looks like cold wet garbage left out in the sun too long.
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>>85301572
They'll try everything to get their catch,anon
At the end of the day you can't win against them
It's better off to ignore them
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>>85301595
you're literally a queer
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>>85301346
Okay:

>God Tier
Lapis
Peridot
Opal
Garnet
Steven
>Good Tier
Ruby
Opal
Sardonyx
Alexandrite
>Meh
Jasper
Malachite
Blue Pearl
>Clod Tier
Yellow Diamond
Yellow Pearl
>Vomit Tier
Bismuth
>Auschwitz Tier
Smokey Quartz
Rose
CENTIPEETLE
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>>85301505
Thanks, senpai. Best gem twitter should be interesting.
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>>85300840

> Rose Quartz never really understood and just humored Pearl

I doubt Rose was that stupid, Pearls are created to be exremely loyal servants, it'd be obvious to anyone that Pearl had latched on to her emotionally.

In general, it seems clear that Rose did know about Pearls feelings at least somewhat, we see when Rose is talking to Pearl before the rebellion starts and asks whether she's actually okay with being in the rebellion and never being able to go back to HW. Pearl immediatly says that she wants to, and Rose acknowledges it sadly, while stressing that she doesn't have to and that she should seriously consider it.
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>>85301562
I'm okay with that as long as I don't have to take ol' bess to mcdonalds for her sketti and fries every afternoon.

>>85301580
I'm not him and I can't post the image I want to, but marfans can be fucking cute dude. Part of the reason mrs giraffe is so high up.
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>After twelve drawn out season the show ends with the crystal gems singing the theme song as they defeat the diamonds
>The screen fades to black then reveals the entire series was just the story told by some rock and gem collecting kid.
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>>85301428
the original still looks better and makes more sense
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>>85301533
>A fusion between a female looking alien and a human male
>No penis
What if Smokey's genitals were like it's arm, with a penis growing out of the left side of the vagina
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>>85301590
I don't know if you noticed, but steven is really strong even on his own
I think that if he really wanted to, he would have been able to take on Jasper by himself
Unlike some people
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>>85301391
Zuke Pearl is best Pearl.
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>>85301598
I mean objectively, bismuth as a gem (metal) that is iridescent and therefore "rainbow". They had to incorporate that somehow. Doesn't excuse the bad design though, it just probably couldn't have been any better.
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>>85300005
>>85300874
Like foreplay
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>>85301613
>No CG pearl
this supposed to be bait?
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>>85301096
Dio??
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>>85301589
I want to post it myself once I color it, sorry
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>>85301494
No, it's a fact, a fact that can be supported by more facts. i could go through his powers versus others powers, but that's only objective if we can place a definite value to each power.
for a gem, he's finally at average strength, in intelligence, he's not the brightest, but he makes up for it with sincerity, in dexterity, he's gotten better, almost gem level dexterity, as far as weapons, his is nearly purely defensive, which is lacking in a one one one battle with an offensive weapon wielding gem of average quality, let's say a gem slightly less skilled than pearl, in strategy, he comes up with some interesting things, but he's no tactician. Steven is pretty average overall.
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>>85301584
Mega milk Garnet/steven
I love it
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>>85301447
Thanks for only further making my point.
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>>85301598
but that's kind of the point because Bismuth is iridescent. Same reason why Alexandrite's color scheme is all over the fucking place. But I do think they could have used the color as a design point more cleverly like with gradients instead of each dread being a different color
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>>85301611
>Liking chubby over skinny means you're a queer.
Here's your (You) It's the only one I'm giving out.
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>>85301591
Be the change you want to see, Anon! Post some OC or ask a question to open dialogue about a topic you prefer more. Keep hold of positivity amongst negativity!

What did everyone think of Lapis and Peridot discovering art? I found it super cute! I wonder if the CGs dabbled in art other than when they were in Greg's song
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>>85301613
>cute tier
Ruby squad
Specifically Navy
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>>85301613
>No Pearl even at all
>Steven in God tier
>Rose in Auschwitz tier
discarded
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>>85301428
She's hotter but a yoyoer could never not be obese
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>>85301633
go to bed, you need sleep
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>>85301646
glad to be of service :^)
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>>85301643
good luck. be sure to post a link, qt.
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>>85301611
is objectively worse. looks out character and the body is too generic to be actually attractive. isn't thick, chubby, muscular nor has a distinctive shape. is just plain
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>>85301627
that would be the most inflammatory ending ever conceived by mankind
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>>85301088
She's been busy, anon.
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>>85301600
I was being genuine, but your post is pretty funny regardless.
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>>85301639
Oh yeah,forgot the salt,silly me.

>>85301659
In the trash with yours as well :^)
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>>85301598
>The clunky body and the dreads fit the blacksmith motif.
A blacksmith is all upper body.

Bismuth has a massive core. Shoulders considerably wider than hips.

Being a blacksmith doesn't turn you into Blast Hardcheese, realistically.

I think you'd be surprised by what career blacksmiths look like. It's tone, not mass that you get from smithing. Low weight, tons and tons and tons of reps every single day. Working the same muscle groups. If anything, bismuth might look something a bit more like Jasper, if a bit more svelte and less exaggerated.

But people have it in their heads that blacksmithing is about applying massive amounts of force tremendously and immediately, despite the contrary.
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>>85301644
>Still ignoring every point in the conversation and making baseless claims with no evidence.
Yeah, I'm not going to rewrite everything if you're not even going to read it in the first place.
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>>85301619
man i always forget how good the character dynamics are in this show until moments like this are brought up
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>>85301428
this could make sense if you go by

shit + shit = less shit

of course that would imply skinny = less shit, which would be blasphemy in SU
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>>85301600
You sound like me in 10th grade. You'll get over the edgy phase of shock humor soon enough.
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>>85301680
Not that anon, and not my fault you have trash tier taste familia :^)
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>>85299855
The last episode literally ended with the return of the Ruby squad. Lapis, Pearl, and Garnet seemed to have things under wraps, but I'd imagine they'll address that a little.
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>>85301663
No thank you
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>Lapis seals Rubies in water bubbles

hahahah she actually did think humans don't need to breathe
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>>85301673
You're one of those guys

>oh girl you're beautiful TO ME
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>>85300987
To be fair the only person who would probably be able to answer him just turned into a dog and died.
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>>85301673
Everyone has different taste. Whatever floats your boat!
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>>85301713
Allow me to reiterate
>No Pearl at all
>Steven in God tier
>Rose being in worst tier

Your tastes are objectively bad, and you should feel bad :^)
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>>85301694
But this is not about making sense lore-wise, it's about pissing of tumblr.
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>>85301705
I don't get how trapping the rubies in water means she thinks humans don't need to breathe
Because of that whole thing how they're not human
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>>85300029
What got deleted?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsn5ssT4nlY
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>>85301634
indeed, that factor plays a part as well.

perhaps just as lapis was the huge upgrade for jasper as malachite, steven may in fact be a huge boost in power for those he fuses with, much like how amethyst and pearl feel stronger when fused with garnet.

but garnet is, again, two midgets in a trench coat:

steven is but a single quartz, half human at that but has displayed impressive feats of strength and fighting prowess; perhaps, just perhaps, just as jasper was the perfect quartz to come out of earth, rose was the perfect quartz to come out of another gem colony, perhaps even a better quality than jasper, and steven's human half serves as a limiter to his gem's maximum potential that we are seeing slowly loosen up.

i mean god damn, rose is capable of crazy diamonding things back together. no other quartz, not even jasper has an ability close to such a scale
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>>85301724
>objectively bad, and you should feel bad
>he thinks I have any feelings whatsoever

top kekalam
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>>85301732
It was a tumblr post about vore shit involving SU
Don't ask
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>im looking at the fanart on tumblr
Oh god there are so many fucking muffin tops, theyre making her FATTER than she was in the show
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>>85301724
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bbD5YNIS-s
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>>85301728
i mean it's a standard move in her repertoire
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>>85301732
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/85299711/#85299832
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>>85301728
Why would she make the connection that humans need air? She doesn't. Other gems don't. Why would humans?
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>>85301662
Agreed. I don't think she was supposed to be hot since they're both slobby losers, so the original design suits them perfectly.
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>>85301750
>HAHAHAHAHAHA MEME
So glad summerfags almost btfo
>>
Why is this thread so shit?
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>>85299823
FUSING
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>>85301682

Lastly.
Google image search a two-handed sledge hammer.

That is what bismuth uses.

Now google a one-handed ball peen hammer.

That is what a blacksmith uses.

At most, a blacksmith's hammer is 16 oz.

Not 7 lbs.

It's not a weightlifting tool. Because blacksmithing, contrary to popular belief, is not about brute force and blunt percussion.

it's about repeated light, precision.

TL;DR

Bismuth's build does not suit a blacksmith.
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>>85301736
I love you Towel-sempai
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>>85301770
Welcome to /sug/
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>>85301769
I just thought it was a good remix... jerk.
>>
Who here hyped yet terrified for a possible poofed and reformed Peridot this Thursday?

I want her to have a CG outfit, because it's been overdue by now. However she has such a distinguishable shape, especially her triangle head, that I don't want them to change it to radically. I've seen some good fan designs, so I hope the Crewniverse is able to do a good job as well. Seriously they better avoid giving her star-shaped hair
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>>85301770
cuz of smokey quartz fags and meme fags
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>>85301770
Because you're shit,your opinion is shit and you're shit as well. :)
>>
WAS IT AIDS

IS CORRUPTION AIDS

STEVEN CANT SAVE PEOPLE FROM AIDS

HE'S JUST A KID
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>>85301714
>you're one of those guys
i seriously don't understand what it this supposed to mean.
the point is, you can draw literally the perfect embodiment of your fetish and you do an standard female body instead. that's pretty shit taste senpai
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>>85301780
I'm not towelfag I just saw it in my subscription feed.
Towelfag if you see this please don't sue me.
>>
So why did Bismuth have to be bubbled

Couldn't they just let her reform and be all hey calm down and let's fucking talk with everyone ok
>>
Smokey Quarts is the only gem I wouldn't partake in sexual acts with

THEREFORE, this is confirmed canon best opinion, she is a terrible design.
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>>85301737
I feel like steven has enough abilities combined with what physical power he has that he could easily take on Jasper by himself if need be, but he's always fused either for the other person's sake or because he didn't know how strong jasper was

And you're forgetting one thing
It's to LESBIANS in a trenchcoat
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>>85301810
I mean

She did try to kill Steven
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>>85301737
>crazy diamond
>Shine On You Crazy Diamond
>Pink Floyd
>Pink Diamond
>Pink Diamond is Syd Barrett

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
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>>85301810
Because sucrose a st00pid.

End of story.
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>>85301804
*this is
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>>85301810
gem tried to shatter someone straight out when they said nah, that gem need to stay in the lockbox now
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>>85301821
I mean

so did everyone else
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>>85301754
In ocean gem, steven asks lapis not to drown him
That's all i really have, but the situation would have no connections to whether or not humans could breathe in water to lapis for any reason, since she's water bubbling rubies
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>>85301817
no offense
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>>85301840
Nah just Pearl
>>
Bismuth did NOTHING wrong
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>>85301779
She CHOSE to be a blacksmith, but that isn't what her gem was MADE to do. They were made to be a construction worker.
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>>85301825
Don't bully Sucrose! ;_;
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>>85301736
0/10
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>>85301821
So has everyone.
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>>85301810
Because Bismuth sucks and looks like crap and is an unreasonable pile of garbage.

I'm not sorry.
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>>85301851
non taken anon
Tfw ruby and sapphire just want to sneak into and r rated movie so they can make out in the back
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>>85301840
Touche
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>>85301817
that is true, i bet you in the midgame, steven will be fully capable, and his fusions will need to be for some heavy hitting homeworld gems.

and sorry, two LESBIAN midgets in a trenchcoat :y

>>85301823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJDgkrtUlTc
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>>85301861
Sucrose smells like chicken
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>>85301736
>we waited all that time for this shit/10
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>>85301860
I still hate her build.
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>>85301857
clearly did something wrong, didn't she?
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>>85301857
she proposed genocide and attempted murder

both pretty much for no reason

Jasper has done less wrong then Bismuth, even Lapis has done less wrong then Bismuth
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>>85301810
>kills people who disagrees with her
>wants to take out the Diamonds with a dinky little hole punch

she crazy senpai
>>
So can we talk about how Natasha Lyonne is just the best? Seriously, she's the best part of OitNB, and I hope Smoky Quartz is around for a long time because I can't get enough of her. Plus she's not as famous as Orzo Adobe, so she is more affordable... >_>
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>>85301878
That's fine, she looks like a big ape and is ugly as shit. But a construction worker better be built if they want them to be any good at their job.
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>>85300386
>>85301009
you want me to go through your evidence, okay, this'll be long though.
>Steven has a power negating shield
we've only seen one insance of him doing this, we can't assume it nagates anything but water clones.
>the ability to dream walk, the ability to possess people
this is a good power if you're fighting humans, gems don't need to sleep, so it's essentially useless against them, although he did get into malachite, it didn't have any noticeable effect. this is a good time to point out that he does need sleep.
>the ability to grow any plants to the point of sentience
again, not proven, just watermelons. i'll come back to this later.
>Most of those powers would completely change the flow of a fight
only the watermelons and the frequency of the shield were shown to do that.
>the fact that he stands on even ground with Amethyst...shows how ridiculous his power ceiling is
Amy is a runt, and an untrained one at that, she's gotten by, by having stronger teammates. they both agree that they are the worst gems, although (somewhat) endearingly. will he get better? yeah, but that says nothing of his potential. cont.
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>Smoky has only been given nonbinary pronouns so far
HOW IS REBECCA GONNA FIX THIS DISEASE
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>>85301886
you don't think she'd calm down if she realized that none of the crystal gems would have agreed with it
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>>85301857
She didn't go through with shattering her worthless self.
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>>85301891
>That's fine, she looks like a big ape
SO SHE'S FINALLY HERE.
PERFORMING FOR YOU.
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>>85301897
Wouldn't Smoky technically be male though, because it's not like gems have genitals or anything....
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>>85301922
SHE HAS NO STYLE, SHE HAS NO GRACE
THIS GEM HAS A FUNNY FACE
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>>85301428
NOICE
>>
>people drawing smoky as brown, not purple
It just gets worse
>>
I love Amethyst
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>>85301897
Technically Smokey is made from a male (half) gem and a female (presenting) gem so nonbinary fits.

I'm not sure they've even gendered Stevonnie
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>>85301885
>KILLING IN WAR IS BAD!
fucking liberals
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>>85301926
That doesn't make logical sense from a biological standpoint, granted its only half biological. Humans start out as female (or at least something closely resembling it) our "default" isn't male, so it's most likely it would be female, or just plain intersex.
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>>85301933
Ewww I bet you want to be her friend or something. Gross.

Everyone knows gems have cooties
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>>85301885
That's not what genocide is.
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>>85301875
I hope that steven's fusions grow stronger and possibly get new weapons or forms as he gets stronger
>>
/sug/ simulator is out.
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>>85301948
"Stevonnie is an experience!"
Besides that no matter how sjw it is crewniverse said themselves that stevonnie uses they/them and Jenny used it in BCD. Idc if you use she for stevonnie but it doesn't change that fact
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>>85301950
If this wasn't a children's show I'd be pissed, but if we're going to instill values in our kids, it's easier to say "killing bad" than explain it all in detail.
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>>85301969
who cares that shit is cancer
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>>85301933
Me too!
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>>85301950
>DUh Lemme just kill all da people we could save

Bismuth wasn't a Crystal Gem.
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>>85301960
I know Jasper does.
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>>85301922
AND IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
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>>85301977
Okay then Stevonnie uses they/them pronouns

I'm pretty sure I'll live
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>>85300871
Lapis' theme is pretty recognizable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fg-WCjpgJk

And yeah, it shows up again and again in tracks related to her like "I am Lapis Lazuli", "Lapis' Tower", and yes a very twisted take on it is part of Malachite's theme.
>>
God dammit image limit reached. Wheres the new thread?
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>>85301101
I feel like I need the original of this, or just the sauce on where it originated from.
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>>85301950
when you literally don't have to and based everything we have seen of the weapons it certainly looks easier to poof someone with a sword than to perfectly line up some crappy spike weapon in real combat

yes killing is stupid and unnecessary
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>>85302008
We're only page 7 but it's so painful
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>>85302008
Not for a while
Only page 7
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>>85301962
shatter everyone who isn't on our side isn't genocide?

I suppose we should call it gemocide?
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>>85302001
>nonbinary gender pronouns don't trigger him

REEEEEEEEEE
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>>85301111
so /sug/ what type of deck would each gem use?
hard mode: both magic and yu-gi-oh
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>>85301990
>>85302019
>millions of corrupted gems terrorizing the life forms you swore to protect
good job retard
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>>85302037
ONLY EXODIA DECKS
>>
So if all gems are made to serve a specific purpose what do Watermelon Tourmalines do
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>>85301736
step it up
now THIS is how you do a thread simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fp0RuyyDMY&index=49
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>>85301346
>steven
>not always in god tier, no matter the type of ranking
even going by design, you should always believe in steven.
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>>85302056
Drill underground to find suitable Kindergarten Grounds
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>>85299711
How do you guys think Connie will react to Steven cheating on her with Amy. I mean shit, he was her first.
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>>85301009
cont.
>The gems were clearly trying to fight off the watermelons
the gems were only destroying melons in the interim, after that, they did not attempt to destroy the melons. Melons were about to bury amy, that would do exactly nothing, she alludes to the fact that it's not a serious fight by saying "the flowers are lovely". they are indeed useful, as shown with the fight with malachite, but had she taken them seriously from the start, it would have been a non-issue, but you could argue that their unassuming nature is useful.
>Them being watermelons doesn't change that they're gem produced, sentient soldiers
I know, I was trying out a strawman fallacy.
>Maybe they don't make him directly stronger in a fight, but they make him extremely powerful in a war. Again, they don't fit into the foot soldier power set, but they're game changing powers.
they have been game changing in a couple of skirmishes, in a war where there is constant threat and little reprieve, his best ability would be melons, which he would have to prepare before hand, or fusing. healing doesn't exactly help gems' hard light bodies, just the gems when they are cracked (and maybe broken, i have a theory)
i admit i kinda bullshitted the shield being broken many times, but it's not very effective when the opponent he has can just swap him out of the way a la jasper.
>>
How many threads are we gonna shitpost for

we can't keep hitting 1k+ replies with just a fuckton of shitposting
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>>85301481
someone's never seen eldrazi cards.
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>>85302048
Bismuth's weapon would have done literally nothing to change that

the Breaking Point is like when they started using poison gas in WW1, it didn't actually change anything about the war and how it ended, it was just another cruel way for soldiers to die
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>>85302048
Well they said in RT/CS that those gems were attracted to them. And we've seen in most other situations the gems weren't necessarily terrorizing other people, they were just kinda living. Those gems sought out the CGs. So it's not the whole planet, more like Beach City is in constant danger.
>>85302056
Fucking blow, apparently.

I can't get over that, Watermelon Tourmaline was always my favorite growing up collecting gems.
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>>85301736
you didn't even use the right music track
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii9Zz360U7Y

>garnet losing her shit more than when we first stevonnie

i live for these moments
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>>85302034
>shatter everyone who isn't on our side isn't genocide?
Correct.

Genocide is an entire culture or race regardless if they surrender or turn to your side. It's death to the losers who surrender as well as innocent civilians who do not fight.

I don't think that's what Bismuth suggested.

Unless she did and I missed it. If so, then yes, genocide.
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>>85302086
well I'm sure corrupted gems might not have much to do with the original.

I don't think Centipeedle's true form spits acid for example
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>>85302064
Well he's just a kid. He's meant to be a basic, bland, relatable human. He's not supposed to be an aesthetic masterpiece. In fact many times his overly cartoonish depictions kinda dock him in aesthetic points.

Meh is fair, Good could even be argued. But God tier is too much for him.
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>>85302048
>>85302086
Garnet is also seemingly aware when a corrupted gem becomes excessively active, which is why they just kind of went to the north when normally they'd have no way of knowing there's corrupted gems there
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>>85302056
Probably were a form of drillers for construction of kindergartens and gem structures, or a type of soldier that would specialize in ambushes and surprise attacks.

Either way, a resourceful gem if that's the case
>>
http://chessboard-ghost.tumblr.com/post/148677360743/to-everyone-fat-shaming-smoky-quartz

Look at this tumblrina who's written whole PARAGRAPHS about why you can't have a bad opinion on Smoky Quartz.
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>>85301346
>blue pearl
>meh
post disgarded.
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>>85302151
This is why we don't go to tumblr
Now what did you learn?
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>>85302153
she's a mute variant of an existing character. meh is fair until she has time to shine
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>>85301471

DO IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY!
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>>85301289
I just think it's blunt trauma vs gettin stabbed
gems can't take the stabs
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>Tumblr's still darkening Smoky's skin in fanart.

What bullshit is this?
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>>85302151
see I really don't get people like you

I find this stuff stupid, so I ignore it

you find this stuff stupid so you seek it out
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>>85302098
>I don't think that's what Bismuth suggested.
>Unless she did and I missed it. If so, then yes, genocide.

Bismuth basically called for a Rwandan Genocide against the Uppercrust. Shatter them all without even a chance to surrender. She poofed Lapis, a civilian, without a second thought so imagine what she would have done to her with the Breaking Point?
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>>85299755

That's pretty fast, bro.

>>85299759

Were we ever gone?

>>85299763

And with no memory of what came before.
>Amethyst has to fill the role of the big sister
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>>85302185
>Caring what people do and say on tumblr
What bullshit is this?
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>>85302185
muh blank acceptance
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>>85301894
>we've only seen one insance of him doing this, we can't assume it nagates anything but water clones.
We've only seen him use the power once, it's clear he can disrupt water clones, but it's clearly going to affect much more than just that. Otherwise the power is worthless because it works against literally 1 enemy. That's not just a useless power, that's bad writing. While it may not work universally, it's still obviously strong.

>although he did get into malachite, it didn't have any noticeable effect.

Dream walking isn't useful for attacking or destroying an enemy, it's useful for gathering information directly from the enemy's mind. It's also useful for assisting allies, but that's not what makes Steven OP, so I won't get into that.

You also seem to have skimmed over possession, a power that would be truly horrifying in a war scenario. Everyone you think you trust could be the enemy taking your friend for a joy ride. There are no more secrets, and sneak attacks could come from literally anyone, even when you think you're safe. Worst of all, Lars has no memory of being Possessed, so there's no way for the enemy to know what happened, if they even know something happened at all.

>only the watermelons and the frequency of the shield were shown to do that.

See above, information wins wars.

>but that says nothing of his potential.

He's literally able to hold his own against an experienced fighter from his team, and is able to defeat Bismuth, an experienced veteran of the gem war, in a fair fight (granted Bismuth is in a very chaotic state of mind at the time of the fight, which could weigh her ability down a bit.) without knowing how to even use most of his powers. The one's he does know how to use he's hardly experienced with and isn't using them near to their potential except for maybe the bubble. If he were to truly master all his powers, dangerous wouldn't even cut it, he'd be able to turn the tide of almost any battle.

>too long
damn
cont.
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>>85299837

FOR THE GOD-DAMNED ONE GOOGOLPLEXTH TIME.

ROSE QUARTZ IS NOT PINK DIAMOND.

LION IS!
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>>85302019
They could shatter the gem anyway after it gets poofed, would be much easier too
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>>85301346
This desu senpai
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night /sug/
pleasure doing fusion with you
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>>85302217
Wait hold on, I wanna know why lion is pink diamond. Im actually curious.
I thought lion was just magically enhanced by rose, being why only rose and steven can go in their mane.
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Jasper's redemption sure is going to be all the more satisfying after Earthlings. :^)
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>>85302245
Don't toy with my heart.
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>>85300283
This is Steven we're talking about.

Of course she will.
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>>85302224
so summery execution of all enemy soldiers?

you do realize that is like the definition of a war crime right?
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>>85302245
you know what would be fun? if they chucked jaspers bubble towards the sun.
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>>85300908
That's exactly what's happening. It's atrocious.
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>>85302151
Smokey did look pretty disgusting in her reveal, but looks better in the new leaks.
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>>85302245
now that we've actually seen the episode I think its obvious that she's getting redeemed now
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>>85302245
>Jasper's redemption

I really am starting to lose faith
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>>85302191
I found this horseshit by accident.
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>>85302234
IT'S
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>>85299834
maybe if her hands weren't drawn so lazily
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>>85302265
>Smokey Quartz does that weird backflip kick thing on Jasper
>She's a literal fucking ball
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>>85302271
>Just now starting to lose faith
senpai I lost faith after Jailbreak
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>>85302260
^^^this
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>>85302253
B E L I E V E
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>>85302279
ALWAYS
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>>85299873

I disagree. There was tons of build-up. Amethyst feeling inadequate, comparing herself to Jasper, Steven trying to cheer her up, finally a hug of comfort and fraternal (?) love, and BAM!

Also, in a tactical sense, with Jasper 10 feet away from them, they were absolutely on the brink of death.

And the perfect Quartz gets defeated by what she must hate more than anything: not just a fusion, not just a goofy-looking fusion, but a fusion between the gem she hates and the gem she feels contempt for because she is like a mirror universe version of herself.

Worse, it turns out the goofy-acting fusion is a perfect balance of strength and fluid combat abilities. Which makes perfect sense: Smokey has NONE of the tension of the other fusions. Amethyst and Steven love and trust each other without reserve.

I am sincerely sorry you didn't enjoy it, because I sure did - I loved every second of it.
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>>85302293
sunny in philly
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>>85302293
FUSION
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>>85302271
>That breakdown right before she succumbed that revealed the true source of her anger
>Amethyst immediately sympathized with her

she's coming back soon, it'll be a big plot point in S4
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>>85302265

i actually second that. who were the respective artists for this and the leaked episode?
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>>85302313
what could possibly bring Jasper over to their side though?
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>>85300043
>not knowing the most threatening enemy you can face is the one who slowly walks toward you
Hideki Kamiya would like a word
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>>85302258
I'm just saying the breaking point is fucking retarded and unpractical weapon that would change shit about "the war"
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>>85301346
>Steven not at very fucking top

BOI.
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>>85302315
Raven and Paul did this episode

Zuke and Hilary are doing Know Your Fusion
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>>85302319
Un-corruption, and then about 5 episodes growing on Steven
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>>85299917

Nice of you to spoiler that, anon! Now I will be pleasantly surprised when I watch the episode itself!

>>85299990

Kinda makes sense: they both need a straight man. In the comedy sense, I mean.

>>85300014

Which just goes to show you shouldn't judge by appearance alone.

>>85300043

They didn't fuse out of fear but out of love. So far, that is the only way Steven CAN fuse. His powers go on the fritz when he is scared or distressed.
Hadn't you picked up on that yet?
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>>85302319
>Hey jasper join us
>No
>ive got protein shaaaakes~
>*grunts*
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>>85301428
It's hot as all fuck, but objectively worse since it has no resemblance to either of them.
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>>85302319
abandoned by YD, officially
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Prediction: Final season of the show will involve the destruction or pending destruction of beach city. Steven and all of the gems he befriends up to this point in the series create a starship that will fly to homeworld to fight the diamonds. The residents of beach city, wanting to protect their home, will join as crew members on the starship. The crew will consist of the main crystal gems, redeemed gems like lapis and peridot, the rubies, an army of watermelon stevens, and the townsfolk.
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>>85302352
why would she care about that, YD isn't even her Diamond

it wouldn't change her desire to get revenge for her Diamond at all
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>>85300055

That also casts a new light on her. Of course she seemed evil, you always seem evil to your enemies.

She could well be the Rubies' beloved commander.

"I don't get it. You look down on Amethyst, but not on them? They are much weaker than her!"
"They are not weak for Rubies, halfpint. But the runt IS weak for a Quartz."
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>>85302359
>Centi crew not included
Dude, you had a thing going there
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>>85302343
>Which just goes to show you shouldn't judge by appearance alone.

I'm not judging. I'm just stating the fact that she looks like a fat piece of shit.
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>>85302069
cont.
>Melons
>after that, they did not attempt to destroy the melons.
The only time they stopped destroying the melons was when they were too bogged down by sheer numbers to fight back properly. Even Garnet got pinned.

Yeah, burying Amy wouldn't do anything, but the point is the melons were strong enough to pin her and forcibly try to bury her. If Steven had the mind to, he could have easily poofed amethyst there due to her helplessness.

>"the flowers are lovely"

I feel like I could argue Amy's "Oh, come on!" in Ocean Gem was also a humor intended line despite the fight being very serious, but that's very subjective so I'll leave it.

>had she taken them seriously from the start, it would have been a non-issue

Yes, but that's part of the point. This was Malachite, the only way the team stood a chance was to form as Alexandrite, which as it's been shown, fusion is a massive power up for all those involved, yet when given the chance, the fact that the watermelons were still able to do anything to affect her shows a lot of strength on their part. Even if it was a form of a surprise attack.
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>>85302359
By that point he'd have figured out how to uncorrupt gems, so theyd have an entire army of wives.
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>>85302334
Even as a Stevenfag his design isn't really anything special. It's pretty average.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GJz1UgnhFU

TEARS
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>>85300095

Probably "The rules are different for Steven because he's human" or something.

>TFW dancing was only a ritual all this time
>Sure, you don't need to dance, but that's just rude

>>85300124

I am betting the image leaks we got were legit.

>>85300128
>Where do your loyalties lay?

With the Earth. But Jasper is a daughter of the Earth.

>>85300179

I don't think a USAmerican gets to use that term unironically.
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>>85302151
Dunno, they make some pretty good points, bruh
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>>85302400
>not using the 1080p web-dl to make this

what a waste of effort
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>>85302319
finding out rose DIDNT kill pink diamond, rather the other diamonds kaiboshed her for whatever reason.

she loses the motivation to hunt down rose, and gains motivation to challenge homeworld, as gems are most loyal to their patron(matron w/e) diamond.

literally jasper's only motivation for fighting any of the crystal gems is because she thinks their leader killed pink diamond.

and what would she think that the diamonds, who all gems are supposed to fit around, had purposefully removed HER diamond? im pretty sure she'd start questioning the diamond's authority if they can so easily decide to remove the figure head for a quarter of an entire species.

im calling it now: jasper wont be an official crystal gem, but will still have a vendetta against her diamond's murderers.
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>>85302400
desu, it looks like a really good movie trailer. I like it.
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>>85302374

>"piece of shit"
>not judging

Hmmm.

>>85302319

Realizing the Diamonds lied to her: Rose didn't kill Pink Diamond... THEY did and framed her for it.

Earth corrupts everything, right? That is the official viewpoint. I would say that means Earth somehow inspires gems to be free, like Peridot said. Pink Diamond wanted to embrace this, and so the other Diamonds decided they were better off cutting off part of their own rather than losing everything... and they claimed some of the gems that had become corrupted by Earth, including Pink Diamond's trusted lieutenant, had gone mad and killed their leader.

That is what I think, anyway.
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>>85302319
Finding out that Rose didn't kill Pink Diamond, if indeed Rose did not, would be an immediate one. Finding out that the Diamonds caused the corruption she's been infected with. Now that she's experiencing it for herself her opinion about it just being a sign of weakness after any possible curing will be drastically different.

Who knows, if she does get brought over Amethyst and Lapis will play a big role.
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>>85302337
>zuke and hillary

YOU CANT JUKE THE ZUKE
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New thread when?
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>>85302428
if Jasper was born after Pink Diamond's death why would they tell her she was Pink Diamond's at all?
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>>85302446

Okay
>>85302453
>>85302453
>>85302453
>>85302453
>>85302453
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>>85302446
wait for Page 10
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>>85302243

I was about one-third serious.

Lion has absolutely unprecedented abilities, even for an enanced lion (none of the gems can travel through hyperspace, for instance).

Perhaps Pink Diamond was not killed by the other Diamonds (as I suspect) but corrupted by them into an animal. But even as a corrupted gem, she is still intelligent and coherent, even if she doesn't really remember who she is.

It's a possibility. Her mane kind of looks like the leaked images of PD's hair (but those might be fake).

I like the idea, but that doesn't make it true.
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So Pink diamond is lion?
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>>85302428

"I will join your cause, Primal - but as a Predacon!"
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>>85302439

But SHE does looks like a piece of shit!
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>>85302458
we're on page 9.
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>>85302451

why would she be so passionate about losing her then?
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>>85302451
nothing implied that she was made after her demise
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>>85302458
Page 9
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>>85302458
>deleted
kek
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>>85300811
>So yeah, they established Steven could fuse with Gems almost NINETY EPISODES AGO.
They established that Garnet hoped he could. They also established that Steven's body is fundamentally different from that of any full Gem, in that he's actually made of human flesh instead of light projections. He can fuse with other humans, who are made of the same stuff as him; there was no reason to believe that he could ever fuse with a Gem, since they're completely different types of being... until he suddenly just did it like there was no issue.
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>>85302514
we were so close to ending this shit
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>>85302463

OOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT

but wait... that begs the question: where's lion's gem?

(also dont forget to add hammerspace in that list of abilities)
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fucking rip
lets try this again
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>>85302400
WHY AM I CRYING
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>>85301894
me
>>85302212
>>85302380
>...but it's clearly going to affect much more than just that. While it may not work universally, it's still obviously strong.
that i agree on, but to what degree, i can't say.
>Dream walking isn't useful for attacking or destroying an enemy, it's useful for gathering information directly from the enemy's mind.
not exactly, Lapis and Jasper were aware of his presence, and he only gained info because they "became" malachite right then. were it an actual enemy, i doubt he could forcibly obtain info.
>skimmed over possession
no, it's just not useful against gems because they don't sleep. moot point. but even so, the enemy could just start using coded information specific to individuals to verify they are themselves. astral projection would be better.
>information wins wars.
no argument there.
>He's able to hold his own against an experienced fighter from his team, and is able to defeat Bismuth...without knowing how to even use most of his powers.
yes, he can hold his own with the untrained runt whose only experience is chasing down corrupted gems that don't have strategy or tactics, and he go lucky while protecting himself in a fight he didn't want to fight.
>If he were to truly master all his powers...he'd be able to turn the tide of almost any battle.
agreed, as long as the other gems aren't using fusion, and their own unique abilities., he's still just a part of a whole team.

cont.
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>>85302532
>>85302534
how dumb are you?
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>>85302534
/co/ is slower during the morning, wait longer
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>>85302380
shit, cont on other thread, i'll repost my last reply.
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>>85302478

...Literally? Because anything else would be a value judgment.

On a serious note, I do not understand, on ANY level, the absolute hatred for Smokey.

>>85302489

Good point...

Maybe Rose Quartz actually convinced Pink Diamond of her cause during a peace summit, and the other Diamonds killed/ corrupted her for it?

...Actually that seems more likely than her starting the rebellion. Why would the Diamonds be anywhere near a new colony world to begin with?

But them, or one of them, coming in person to the site of a rebellion which is threatening to split their empire in half...

I mean, imagine someone starts an insurrection in Alaska, and the insurgents kick the ass of whatever you send at it. WTF?
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New thread when
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>>85302565
When page 10
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>>85302562
Alright, probably going to bed soon though. I'll probably just stick around for 1 more post.
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>>85302534
We can stay like 15-30 minutes at page 10 without getting 404'd. Just wait newfag.
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>>85302515
hes... half human... half GEM
also humor me as i say that perhaps steven's gem side allows him to convert his own flesh into the energy gems project as hardlight. after all, we've seen him shapeshift, something that can only be done by gems.

who knows, perhaps he also converted connie into energy since his gem already knows the recipe for a human considering its host is half human.

he's a hybrid. no one knows what a hybrid is capable of. not us, not the gems, hell i dont even think rose knew exactly what would happen. i bet she just went with it you know?
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>>85302533

Her gem could be under her mane. Which, then, isn't a -mane- at all, but just her hair.

"Lion... you were a GIRL all this time..?"

No wonder Rose Quartz never told Pearl or anyone else about her. Of course she would protect her, but her existence would have to remain a secret.

>TFW all of this is vain speculation

>>85302538

Because we have all become Breakfast Friends.

>>85302556

Maybe a cup of coffee would help?
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>they go back to homeworld to fight
>find out theyve adapted fusion into their way of life
woops
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>>85302400
this is amazing
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>>85302069
me
>>85302380
>If Steven had the mind to, he could have easily poofed amethyst there due to her helplessness.
maybe, but he did not have full control, and even as watermelon steven he didn't command them, he inspired them to help, they are completely self aware, and there's no guarantee they'll do everything he commands.

i guess there's not a new thread yet.
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>>85302590
Can we make lion is pink diamond a popular theory? I love this shit, and there's literally nothing to fight it
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>>85301682
Bism is supposed to be a construction worker ...
She decided to make weapons after Rose talked to her.
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>>85302587

That sounds like Rose.

She was definitely more Deedee than Dexter.
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>>85300966
bubbled blue diamond
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>>85302609

It kind of already is.

Another theory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtybay79_fY
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>>85302564
>Pink Diamond becomes disillusioned with the way the Gempire runs after monitoring life on Earth
>Tells others things need to change
>Resounding cry of "Fucking NOPE"
>Others incapacitate her
>Blame her loyal lieutenant
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>>85302644
His voice become really better now
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I'm jealous of all you and your ability to think straight and have interesting arguments about stuff
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>>85300092
What
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>>85302664
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NicEKzWJWig

pink diamond is cute!

CUTE!
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>>85302664
shut up faggot
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>>85302672
See >>85301736
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>>85302684
Holy shit, it's actually fucking Lion.
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>>85302664
Me too. And being English a second language doesn't help.
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Are Jasperfags on suicide watch?
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>>85302684
SAME HAIR AS LION
its confirmed guys
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>>85302684
>maybe if I make it a video people will think it's real
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>>85302649

And the other Diamonds would truly believe Earth had twisted her, corrupted her, because it is inconceivable to them they could be wrong.

OF COURSE they killed (or corrupted) her - it's euthanasia. To spare her a worse fate.

But that would explain the bitter hatred Yellow Diamond feels for Earth. That planet basically killed her sister. Worse, forced her to kill her herself.

That does mean she would feel no personal enmity towards Rose Quartz - perhaps even some slight compassion because they threw her under the bus.

Or, double the hatred because Rose was the one who 'infected' Pink Diamond in the first place.
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>>85301387
should swap last two panels
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>>85302684
I refuse to believe that face is real. Sucrose would have vetoed the shit out of that design.
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>>85302696
nah, they all killed themselves long ago

the only ones left are so dillusoinal nothing could tip them over the ledge
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>>85302664

Join in!

>>85302701

I dunno, those first three images look pretty legit to me.
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>>85302693
>>85302698
>>85302701
perhaps that is why lion was reluctant to go to the moon base

and holy shit we know where the CGs got their fucking star motif for their outfits

>>85302701
>>85302717
the stills of rose and pearl look pretty legit though.

if its a fake its a pretty damn good fake.

> Sucrose would have vetoed the shit out of that design.

like she vetoed yellow diamond's giraffe neck? or smokey quartz? there have been worse designs and you know it.
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>>85302684
>Pink Pearl
>literally Young Pearl with a pink tint

Fake and BULLSHIT as hell.
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>>85302708
or we can wait for today's episode which I'm sure will explain who pink diamond is

or it might not.
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>>85302738
Worse designs that at least match the aesthetic of the show. That's some straight Kill La Kill shit we're looking at here.
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>>85302713

Why? Seriously, why?

She didn't veto Yellow Diamond.

...I wonder who voices her. If it IS legit, I mean.
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>>85302746
our Pearl is Pink Pearl or at least a pink Pearl

Peridot already noted how fancy she was
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>>85302684
There's no way people can believe this.

That Pearl looks straight from a 14 year-old's DeviantArt. And everyone knows people take pictures of the screen so you won't be able to tell the flaws if they upload the full image somewhere
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>>85302746
That was probably just the kid who made the video. We'd post the pics instead of the video, but we're also on page 9 for a reason.
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>>85302738
Pearl ALWAYS has stick legs in the show, unlike that shit

you must be blind to think that looks like SU
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>>85302746

the video was saying that our pearl IS PINK PEARL

STUPID
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Oh boy it's the Ruby episode today I am hype this shit's going to be hilarious
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>>85302746
Peridot did say that Pearl was a fancy model. What's to say she's wasn't a Diamond's pearl?
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That "leak" doesn't remotely match the style of ANY of the board artists.
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>>85302774
it is
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>>85300005
One could argue that the point of the dance is to get the participants on the same mental wavelength, and steven and amethyst didn't need to do a dance because they were already there.
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>>85302777
Because all the diamond pearls we've seen match their owners. If anything, that would make Pearl White Diamond's Pearl
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>>85302738
>holy shit we know where the CGs got their fucking star motif for their outfits

...Holy crap, I didn't even realize that.

>>85302746

WHY?

>>85302747

Well, we don't have a choice, do we? I mean, apart from the leaks we'll probably get again...

I have grown numb to it, I accept the leaks now.

But next time I will argue for a zero-tolerance policy for leaks and for tighter fingers on CN.
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>>85302772
>the video was saying that our pearl was pink pearl
Our Pearl isn't pink Pearl at all,or else we'd see her dressed ENTIRELY in pink,just like Yellow Pearl and Blue Pearl.
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Man, I can't wait for those leaks to turn out to be legit just to hear the faint howls across the ocean.
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Pearl's space suit has a pink diamond insignia
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full episode leak today in 1pm?
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Reoccurring theme that Orange is The New Black characters are voicing more gems. (Bismuth, Smokey Quartz)

Guarantee Pink Diamond will be be one of the actresses, but which one
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>>85302796
She could have changed her outfit.
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>>85302787
Pearl's hair is pink though, if you wanna argue gem placement matching, hair color has matched too which would make Pearl Pink
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I've been having a recurring dream where literally every character that has every been in the show, no matter how brief their appearance may have been, is in love with Steven. They all fawn over him and try to flirt with him, but he never makes a move and simply kisses them to satisfy them for a bit. At the end, he looks at me and gives me a peck on the head then says he thinks I'm a real swell gal. I then wake up and take the noose down for another day.
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>>85302811
Her hair might be pink, but her skin is white, while the other pearls had skins with a blue and yellow tint.
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>>85302796

we will just have to wait and see then.
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>>85302796
Maybe she used to dress in pink

you can change outfits you know.

I'm not saying the leak is real because fuck that but Pearl being Pink Diamond's Pearl is a possibility
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>>85302796
Are you retarded or what?
Homeworld gems in The Answer and Message Received were all colored monochromatically.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roAeMYmfe5A
It's bad, but it could be good if someone put more than a day's worth of effort into it...
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>>85302184
It's all pressure, mate

An explosion at point blank range will exert more force per unit area

Trust me, I'm an engineer
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>>85302811
pearls multi coloured, like when you look through a clear prism

she'd be white diamonds pearl if she were any diamonds pearl
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>>85302819

>"a useless defective pearl" -jasper, jailbreak
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>>85302796
she's a cyan Pearl https://41.media.tumblr.com/e3684b8de7a2c8077e30ba93ea99854e/tumblr_inline_o0ndvmqlIx1s4bpew_540.png
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>>85302542
>Dream walking
This is one of those plausible potential points. He was shown to be able to fight in the dream while dream walking with Kiki, and damage to Kiki in the dream affected her during her time awake (while Steven was saving her she had no problems resting, but she had trouble when she was drowning in pizza) so it's uncertain if Steven would be able to directly force information from his host, but he could easily find some useful information in the dormant items in the "dream".

>it's just not useful against gems because they don't sleep.

If he can dream walk into a gem that is still awake, what barrier exists to stop him from possessing a gem that's awake? They appear to work off a similar set of powers, so why is one limited where the other isn't?

>the enemy could just start using coded information specific to individuals to verify they are themselves.

This still does not stop eavesdropping from the host's body. Get in the right body and suddenly every thing is simply being told right to you. And even then, coded information won't stop possessed assailants and saboteurs.

>untrained runt

I don't think I would say she's untrained, just undisciplined. She's clearly seen many of Pearl's demonstrations and had instruction on how to fight.

>he go lucky while protecting himself in a fight he didn't want to fight.

He sliced her through the chest. Saying a character "got lucky" is a terrible catch-all to devalue the actions and achievements of whoever you like.

>as long as the other gems aren't using fusion, and their own unique abilities.

While fusion is definitely a grand increase in power, I fail to see any other single gem with unique abilities that come even close to Steven's aside from Sapphire's future vision, and even then her other powers come no where near as varied or as powerful as Steven's. He's absolutely part of a whole team, but his powers are beyond what any other member brings to the table.

cont.
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Show someone ratings Earthlings and Beta episodes
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Pearl is Rose's pearl you dum dums. She even says so in the show. She says "You're my pearl". Pearls can belong to anyone with rank, not just diamonds. Gawrsh.
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>>85302818
Should probably go ahead and use it while it's nice and firm.
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>>85302829
maybe she belonged to all 4 diamonds

passed around like a slut.
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Is this the part where I say "Page 10"?
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>>85302587
>hes... half human... half GEM
Steven has a human body with Rose's gemstone attached to it, giving him magical Quartz powers. He said as much in the Bismuth episode:

>Well, I have her gem. The rest is from my dad.

Steven's shapeshifting also doesn't work like regular Gem shapeshifting. His alternate forms can have different colors than usual, and he "grows" between shapes like an organic being instead of briefly becoming a glowing white blob. Also, remember that Rose Quarts had the power to heal and alter organic beings (like what Steven did with those watermelons), which could be why he's able to shapeshift and fuse with other humans; we've certainly never seen him "transform into light" like Garnet mentioned when she described fusion.

By contrast, we don't even know what Smoky Quartz is. Do they have an organic body? A holographic body? A scrambled half-meat half-laser body? It's true that no one knows what Steven is capable of, but I would've like there to be more of an issue with his human body than "hey, he can fuse with Gems now".
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>>85302818

He sensed you were in distress and sought you out in your dream.
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>>85302842

this is true
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>Finally page 10

Let's try this again
>>85302854
>>85302854
>>85302854
>>85302854
>>85302854
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>>85302856

It's still page 9.
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>>85302877
Refresh or get 4chan X.
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>>85302877
Press F5.
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>>85302463
>(none of the gems can travel through hyperspace, for instance)
They can send bubbles back to the Crystal Temple. That's far from the same thing, but it's the same general type of ability.
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>>85302810
>She could have changed her outfit.
You don't say.

>>85302822
I really think YOU are the one who's retarded. Did you even notice that Yellow and Blue Pearl use ONLY ONE color for each? (yellow for Yellow Pearl and blue for Blue Pearl).

Homeworld gems and such are another story.

>>85302836
*facepalm*
Even "The Answer" episode has Pearl gone through a white filter,just like the normal Pearl we saw through Season 1.

God damn,I can't actually believe you guys can be so autistic. The screenshots in the video are ALL fake. EVEN the one where they claim "Pink Pearl". End of the story,holy shet.
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>>85302857

his gem. converts his body. into LIGHT

whats so hard to grasp about that? its attached to him, it morphs him, his gem is influencing his body in a significant way.
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>>85302840
>>85302542
Posted last part in next thread
>>85302911
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>>85302400

every shot of Steven acting like a fag ruins this for me.
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>>85302950
>Steven acting like a fag
>implying he can't be the biggest faggotolordo when he wants to
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>>85302925
>his gem. converts his body. into LIGHT
It doesn't. You can literally see it not happen any time he uses his shapeshifting powers. Steven has a human body, not a Gem body.
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
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>>85300561
Fusion is indeed a cheap tactic to make weak gems strongers

I have no Issue with Smokey. Of course a fusion with amethyst and Steven will be pudgy.
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>>85303018
When he forms Stevonnie, both his and Connie's body become light.
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>>85302920
I've never said or implied that I think these screenshots are fake, because it's obvious as hell. I just said that the monochrome palettes for gems are a stylistic thing exclusively used for homeworld gems, but even these palettes are changing if given different lighting. Bloople was in a covered dome(?), so of course her skin wouldn't be as light as our Pearl's, who was outside, among the court.
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>>85301096
That's some good art.
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>>85303019
take a gravol
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>>85301428
needs a bulge
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>>85301082
Did you manage to get AM2R before it was taken down?
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>>85302400
The music is generic shit. Also the pacing is god awful and just makes you feel like you're watching a long commercial.
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>>85303355
The point was that it had to look like a trailer. Guess what a trailer is.
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>>85302093
you know why though right?

It means that the temple fusion is definitely possible now.
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>>85303355
I agree it was really meh
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>>85302400
too much connie, not enough Peridot
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>>85301428
gross

also bulge
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>>85301528
here's one
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>>85301502
you mean it wasn't boner-inducing
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>>85300561
i think they purposely tried to make a fusion that wouldn't be sexualized
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>>85303607
I wonder if a feminist wrote this.
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>>85300283
In screenshots she is show with other gems. Smiling.
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