Moana

>>85255735
>Lin-Manuel Miranda
boy he sure took off

>>85255735
THE WATER LOOKS SO GOOD

I WANT TO FUCK THE WATER

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>The way he just throws her off the boat like a ragdoll
People are gonna complain about this aren't they?

>>85255735
This movie is sooo going to flop. Ugly characters. Hell even the original Lilo and Stitch wasn't THAT big of a major revolutionary hit for a movie starring humans with elephant appendages.

>>85255735
I want to fuck that chicken.

Pretty nice. I'm digging this islander theme and have always liked it so I'm pretty hyped.

>>85256230
This movie features a retarded chicken and The Rock. It's going to make a billion dollars.

>>85255735
Anyone else tired of this Female Heroes forced shit propaganda that Disney shits out? I know /co/ is filled with beta males who love buying into this shit, but this is harmful propaganda for a growing boy. To be exposed to media where women are presented as everything they've NEVER been.

>>85256230
I doubt that it's gonna flop

>>85256230
>Ugly characters
Filthy lies. Maui is cute! CUTE!

>>85256260
At this point isn't Dwayne Johnson just a given?

>>85256181
...No?

Auli'i Cravalho's looking like a pretty good voice actress for a 14-year-old.

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>>85255735
>In the beginning there was only ocean... and earth... and tiny life forms... and flora... and...

>>85256313
We should get rid of superhero movies for the same reason.

All movies should be historical documentaries for now on.

>>85256181

We need more slapstick with female characters.

>>85255735
Has all the recipes of a hit.
>cute quirky protagonist with powers
>big guy with even more powers that she needs to convince to help her

Shit that's the story of half of all modern Disney movies

The Pacific Islander theme might just make this good good and not just pleb good.

>>85256181
From dialogue in the trailer I think he is testing her claims that she is chosen by the ocean or something. Because we see the ocean throw her back on the boat later on.

>>85256313

You would have a point if the Marvel movies weren't all led by Men and weren't the most popular films for boys. Get help

>>85256313
It's just a movie. It's no different from the 90's movies which we pretty shit to female characters.

>>85256478

Except for having a dark-skinned princess at a time when the Asian market is very important for box office earnings.

Or maybe I just want this movie to do not-so-well so Zootopia 2 is greenlighted sooner.

I like how Maui's tattoos shit talk him a little, like when they draw the score board giving a point to Moana. They are really more than just moving images of what he got tattooed, they seem to have a mind of their own and change at their own will.

>>85256649
Pretty sure this doing well will have no impact on Zootopia 2.

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I sure am excited for Polinesian Break-it Bob

>>85256655
Yeah, that was cute.

>>85256733
I see what you are saying, but rape-it raymond was fantastic and I am okay with more of it

About the only thing I don't like about this at the moment is the fact that her pet pig apparently acts like a puppy, but that's not even been shown in trailers yet, and they changed the rooster from an asshole to a retard, so maybe there's hope.

>>85256733
Don't you mean Trash-it Trevor?

>>85256230
>disney
>flop
Maybe in parallel universe.

>>85256406
The image was not supposed to represent the beginning. The narrator means it when they say that in their legends, in the beginning there was only ocean.

Though to be fair, that's already a lot to start out with considering how much shit there is in the ocean.

That brief lava monster scene looked gorgeous.

>>85257424
DESU a lot of the movie looks visually amazing.

>No white people
more like no tickets sold

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>>85257424
I'm glad they kept it.

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>>85256230
>This movie is sooo going to flop

>>85255735
>If she don't shut the fuck up I'm throwing her off this damn boat!

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>>85256313
You kidding? As a growing boy, I'd have loved to have seen more females.

I'd have hit puberty at 6 instead of 8.

>>85257235
UM. CRUSH-IT CLETUS?

>>85256149
It's pretty good water

>>85255735
movie looks gorgeous and fun

>>85258011
What glorious render engine did they use? I thought finding Dory was like, the last renderman animation

>>85257582

Those are some sorry tits.

>>85256733
>Not "Devastate-It Dwayne"

>>85258264
Probably a new one they made specifically for the movie

>>85255735
This actually looks bretty gud. I'm surprised, honestly.

>>85256230
>modern Disney
>EVER flopping
Kek

>>85256733
Squish-it Sam!

>>85258274
I'm sure when the movie's released she'll be FOTM

>>85256733
IT'S HIT-IT HANK
GET IT RIGHT

>>85257585
those seascapes, jeez

honestly i'd be down for literally two hours of moana and maui drifting in the blue, though that lava monster looks incredible too

>>85257155
Lately all animals act like dogs according to Disney.

>>85259672
whoops wasn't meaning to quote there

This is probably unfounded bitching but i hope they don't spend a lot of the movie having her prove she's better than him. Hopefully the score keeping thing is just a gag.

>>85256478
This movie is based on Polynesians

>>85256733
I liked the R rated prequel with jerk-it jackson and fist-it felix

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Maui is such a dick.


i love it.

>>85256678
>>85256649

bringing that trainwreck over here..

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>>85257582

kek.

>>85260103
I doubt that's the case, since they make it clear that she needs his help, and he's shoen that he's actually a god. I doubt there's anything to worry about.

WE

>>85258899
>>modern Disney
>>EVER flopping

Ahem.

>http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=bfg.htm

>>85262386
I have no idea where you expect this to go

>>85257155

Pigs are pretty damned smart so having one act like a dog is probably one of the most accurate "non-dog-acts-like-dog" things a cartoon has ever pulled off.

>>85262423

They have enough IPs to not worry about one or two movies failing at box office.

>>85262561
>Disney actually thought remaking Pete's Dragon was a good idea

>>85262553
Pigs are actually smarter than dogs.
They're the closet animal to humans that aren't apes.

Not even due to intelligence (which they are gifted with), but also in genetics.
People get pig organs when they can't get human ones.

Pigs are smart. And close to us.
We should be wary making them any smarter

>>85262386
WUZ

>>85256313
Disney and female protagonists go way back. Why is it an issue now?

>>85256478
I'm not sure Moana has powers. The ocean just likes her.

>>85261537
That's a super cute illustration of her.

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Maui is so fucking cute.

Cuter than Elsa and Anna.

>>85263005
>Why is it an issue now?

SJWs! FEMENAZIS! TUMBLR! GURLPWR! KEKS! NUMALES!

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What are the odds there's gonna be a misunderstanding between the characters which causes one of them to angrily run away before the other one can explain the miscommunication?

>"WAIT! WAIT! I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!"

I am so fucking sick of this plot point happening in almost every animated movie from the past 20 years. Try and think of one that DOESN'T do it at all. I'm sure you can, but it's pretty difficult.

>>85258274
That's actually about the same size Snow White was. So, it's actually par for the course.

Why didn't Moana just fly on The Rock to the island?

How old is Moana supposed to be?

>>85263231
I too am tired of things in one form of popular fiction happening in other forms of popular fiction.

>>85262663

reminds me of the moose from Frozen.retarded chicken is snowmanlet


Is there a chart of Disney tropes somewhere?

her voice felt like the same as other generic Disney female protagonist voices. I'm underwelmed

>>85263472
Old enough.

>>85255812
>Lin-Manuel Miranda
Literally who

>>85263909
Hamilton guy

>>85263909
EGOT winner within 5 years

>>85263323
Because Maui is a dick

>>85264048
PEGOT tbqh, he's got a Pulitzer.

>>85256313
>his Female Heroes forced shit propaganda that Disney shits out
this isn't really all that new. I mean how many Disney movies can you name that focus solely on a male lead? Hercules, Robin Hood and Hunchback are about the only ones that fit that criteria that I can think of off the top of my head. everything else is about a female character or its split between a male and female lead.

>>85264211
Aladdin and Tarzan

>>85264211
>>85264237
and Brother Bear and Atlantis

and if we go into non-human protags, Lion King and The Aristocats kind of

>>85264237
Aladdin is as much about Jasmine as it is about Aladdin. I forgot about Tarzan though, I knew I forgot at least one.

>>85264211

Mulan is about Mulan's brave brother, Ping.

>>85264255
bullshit it is, she doesn't even get a song to herself

>>85264253
forgot Lion King and Brother Bear too but I feel like Atlantis is debatable. Aristocats is about a bunch of male and female cats.

>>85264253

>Atlantis

There were quite a few badass female protagonists in that movie too though. I'm pretty sure Kida or whatever her name was actually has to teach the main male protagonist basic survival skills before he becomes halfway competent.

>>85256313
Disney has had female leads since 1937, you nitwit.

>>85264295
>>85264308
Milo is unquestionably the main protagonist of Atlantis. Everyone other than Rourke, Kida, and Blonde Lady are wacky sidekicks.

>>85264308
If you define a movie as "having a female lead" by having female characters you're going to see it in basically every film. If you use that same criteria you could say that almost all Disney films have male leads. Sleeping Beauty? Phillip was badass. Rapunzel? Flynn was badass.

>>85262386
ARE THE

>>85264338
>>85264347

>Milo is unquestionably the main protagonist of Atlantis

I'm not really disputing that. Secondary protagonists are a thing though.

>If you define a movie as "having a female lead" by having female characters you're going to see it in basically every film

We're not discussing disney movies with solely female leads, just one with very prominent heroic females in them. The original post was:

>I mean how many Disney movies can you name that focus solely on a male lead?

And the answer is very few.

>>85264430
Yeah, but by that same criteria you don't really have any Disney films that focus solely on a female lead. You're going to be hard pressed to have it "solely" focused on any one character, films have mixed sex casts in general.

>>85264430
>And the answer is very few.
Pinocchio
Bambi
Jungle Book
Hercules
Hunchback of Notre Dame
Saludos, Amigos
101 Dalmations?
Sword in the Stone
Robin Hood
Fox and the Hound
Great Mouse Detective
Aladdin
Lion King
Tarzan
Emperor's New Groove
Treasure Planet
Brother Bear
Chicken Little
Bolt
Wreck-It Ralph
Big Hero 6

>Inb4 love interests or side characters being counted as leads

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>>85264472

>We're not discussing disney movies with solely female leads

>>85264402

BASED NIGGERS

>>85256733
CRUSH-IT CARL

>>85256733
Pulverize-it Patrick

When is the Lilo & Stitch artist going to draw Moana with huge ass nips

>>85256149
>>85258011
They should bottle it and put it in hotel rooms and charge $5.00

>>85255735
This looks great but I'm sad it's not hand drawn because I think it would've looked beautiful.

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>>85256649
This again?
Nadia and the secrets of blue water was extremely succesful in Asia and she was voted best heroine from her time in Japan. Asia doesn't have problem with dark skinned characters as long as they are well written and not just some mediocre shit they push up just because the character is a "minority" to appeal to SJW?

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>>85255735
There's just something so comfy about sunny coastal settings, makes me wish I lived on the coast instead of a suburban swamp. Might be the first Disney movie in a while I'll go to the theaters for just to take it all in.

>Vaiana: Ocean's Treasure

The treasure is Her. Not surprising.
>>85265773

He's a furry, don't listen to him.

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>>85256733
Don't you mean Break-Things Bradley?

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>>85265666
I kinda disagree Satan. We already got Lilo and Stitch, which was just about perfect for traditional 2D depiction of this sort of environment. But I kinda think 3D is better for this. A lot of the beauty in these environments has to do with the water, how things look in it, the colors reflecting off of it, the interplay of light with both the ocean and the tropical plants, which at this point CGI is better at doing on this scale than animation. With the same budget you couldn't have anything even CLOSE to as visually ambitious or as pretty as what we've seen so far.

Ever since Bionicle I've been a big sucker for this type of environment.

>>85264507
You're missing the Winnie the Pooh movies off the top of my head.

>>85255735
What is with the Kratos blade obsession? Even Kratos is over it.

>>85265643
They already offer those in their resort rooms.

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I'm hoping whatever these things are don't turn out as bad as the trolls in Frozen.

>>85266298
As long as they don't break out with a musical number when something awful is happening in the background.
>Ignore Frollo burning Paris down, I'm sure Esmeralda will suck your dick Quasimodo!
>Hey Hanz, forget why your here! We'll set Anna up to suck your dock in no time! Frozen heart what?

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>>85256313
>Anyone else tired of this Male Heroes forced shit propaganda that Disney shits out? I know the internet is filled with alt-right edgelords who love buying into this shit, but this is harmful propaganda for a growing girl. To be exposed to media where men are presented as everything they've NEVER been.

>>85258264
I'm pretty sure Disney has been using their Hyperion renderer since Big Hero 6

>>85266298

They look like some sort of minions, definitely bad guys.

>how do we make tribals/natives as inoffensive as possible?!
>easy! Let's make them cute coconut people!

Toys based on them are going be empty inside, perfect opportunity to make piggybanks and other containers. So creative! They'll bank on it like crazy.

>>85255735
Are Maui's tattoos 2D animation?

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>>85256230

>>85256313
>Anyone else tired of this Male Heroes forced shit propaganda that Disney shits out? I know /co/ is filled with beta females who love buying into this shit, but this is harmful propaganda for a growing girl. To be exposed to media where men are presented as everything they've NEVER been.

>>85267045

yup, you should check credits on wiki or imdb

>>85262999
FAGGOTS

>>85266409
kek

feels fucking good to be excited for a 3d animated movie. this looks dope. i'm super happy they said there won't be a romance plot. just a cool adventure. i'm fucking ready.

that said, i'm trying to be cautious still. frozen came out before i became super critical of animated movies and it still disappointed the shit outta me

>>85255735
I wanna see it just for that Lava monster.

>>85255735
Honestly, the second trailer made me less interested in the movie. Not feeling any chemistry with the characters.

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Is Maui an anime?

>>85267590
No, Disney doesn't need influences from an inferior medium.

>>85267547

chalactel deveropment , anon.
It will go like this:

>Maui and Moana will reluctantly go on a quest, pestering each other
>midway they will get separated, ocean will tell Moana to stop being a cunt, and tattoos will tell Maiu to stop being a dick.
>reunion, BFF and defeat if BBEG with the help of their animal sidekicks.

>dance party/feast ending at the home island

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not THICC enough

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>>85256230
>Disney
>not a money printing machine

>>85267590
>Fishing Hook made by Stark Industries

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>>85256313

>>85268138

Who let you out of trash?

>>85268130
Not to worry, the internet will surely fix that before the movie even comes out.

>>85268138
Disney has plenty of financial flops. They make so much money off of their big hits that they can easily afford their weak releases, but Moana is definitely going to be a weak release with very little merchandising viability (by Disney standards).

>>85264211
>Hunchback
Esmerelda kinda stands on her own, enough so that she cucks Quasi in the end

>>85256649

That movie had a closure, anon, Disney already forgot about it.

Your only hope is Academy Award, but movie most likely gonna be snubbed thanks to February/march release.(Just like Lego Movie).

>>85256313
This is some good bait. You haven't watched many Disney movies if you don't see they've always had pretty princesses.

Where are the waifus?

>>85270124
>cute thick brown girl named MOANa
>not waifu tier
Shit taste.

>>85265773
When asians think brown/tan skin they think of southern islanders like flips and indonesians, not african niggers like americans euros. Islanders are okay, niggers are not. Asians always hate niggers.

How hard is this for burgers to get.

>>85255735
honestly, with just two characters it will flop(for a disney movie that is)

>>85263736
I'm sure ther'll be a whole section on TVTropes

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>>85256239

>>85270153
Tell that to the anon he replied to, no one here said anything about black people.

Despite my heavy disdain towards 3DCG taking over and Disney's heavy neglect of 2D as a medium I am pretty enthralled with the visuals of this film.

>>85270315

You should see previous two movies (Zootropolis and Baymax), not for the story though.It's a visual treat.

>>85255735
This movie has great potential, hopefully they don't fill with unispiring love stories or bland and obnoxious side characters. The Demi-God seems like a cool character.

>>85256313
What are you talking about mate.

It's about a girl convincing a big guy to fight lava monsters.

Where's the propaganda here?

The water animation in the trailers makes me hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljik3zsGNF4

>>85270153
>When asians think brown/tan skin they think of southern islanders like flips and indonesians, not african niggers like americans euros. Islanders are okay, niggers are not. Asians always hate niggers.

Koreans/Japanese/Chinese have enough derision for each other, to say nothing of their attitudes regarding Indonesians, Phillipnios, and other "Jungle Asians".

Hopefully, Zootopia $1bn continues to fuck "FEEL THE ETHNIC" piece of shit Moana just it like fucked Finding Faggot Dory $800 mil

Fuck you Lasseter, this is what you get for selling the Bun and the Fox Furfag short

>>85270886
>hopefully they don't fill with unispiring love stories
You are in luck. Disney had already confirmed that there would not be romance in this film.
>Musker and Clements made a point to say that Moana doesn’t have a love interest in this story and that it’s a film about the heroine finding herself.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/21/comic-con-moana-panel?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter

>>85270153
Asians don't know what a nigger is. They're just the funny talking rappers from american tv to them

>>85271811
>about the heroine finding herself
The trailer gives the impression it's Maui who does.
Is...is he actually a grill?

>>85271821
I think hes taking it from Asian based message boards and such. Then again you can find>>85271767
there too

>>85271847
Maui is the main action sell of the film.

It's harder to cut an emotional journey into big trailer moments.

>>85266298
>>85266931
They're Kakamora, sort of a Polynesian equivalent to fairy folk.

http://www.wyspy.webd.pl/en,kakamora.html

>>85268945
But why do you think so? I honestly don't know how it's going to go, why do you expect this one not to be good?

Even if it does get low-end release, it's a princess movie and the real money in those is made from costumes and dolls. Just look at Princess and the Frog.

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>>85272317
Are parents really going to dress their kids in a tube top and grass skirt though?

>>85271769

relax anon, relax, he let creativity run wild, so wild we almost got another black cauldron, then it became reverse sweatbox, but even he alone couldnt save it, we don't know yet if it will become next "lion king", i'd love too, but arm yourself in patience, grasshopper, let the bun rest for now, she deserves it.

>>85271811

>heroine

sounds like a drug.

>>85256655
According to the directors, they're his 2D-animated conscience. I love that.

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>>85256149

>>85272545

Jasmine's outfit isn't that much skimpier and parents dress their children up as her a lot. Her outfit is basically just a tube top, MC Hammer pants and some oversized jewelry.

Maui is the only reason I want to see this film.

>>85272545
You don't know how retarded parents are, do you?

Most parents are incapable of seeing their pre-pubescent children as sexual objects so they dress them as retardedly as they want without considering other people's comfort or potential pedos nearby.

>>85272972
Other people shouldn't be able to see children as sexual objects either and we arrest pedos specifically to prevent these scenarios

>>85255735
I always read that as "moan-ah"

low hanging fruit, i know

>>85270153
Nadia's origin was unknown in the begin of the series but her guess for her origin was Africa. So no, she is not a flip or indonesian.

In fact the OST have two tracks named AFRICAN NADIA
https://youtu.be/eHhnGPU1PxQ
https://youtu.be/LyvkLAiatvo

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>loud and obnoxious companion

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china always delivers first!

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>>85273724

jerk with a heart of gold, anon!

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>>85273725

>"Guess in what this is going"

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>>85273903

>>85256313
Actually for a change I would like to see some male gay protagonist movie from DIDNEY WORL
Although almost all their movies I liked a lot (except maybe Frozen, which was meh)

>>85255735
diamond in the rough, female lead is just another anna from frozen/repunzel (ugh) but the waterworld idea and the hawaiian water god thing looks awesome. It will be fun to watch and I kinda hope it doesnt get TOO many people opening night because I want to enjoy the movie theatre experience with as few ass holes as possable

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this sentence is kind of off

>>85266071
>Ever since Bionicle I've been a big sucker for this type of environment.
My Tohunga.

>>85265773

Jap Otakus love Polynesian isle stuff, anyone remember the Rangi anime? There is some hentais with Poly girls like Ura Ura Jungle Heat.

Every trailer has that one quick cut to the chicken walking off the pole. Why??

>>85265666
I disagree.

We're getting to a level of 3D animation where we can do Water VERY well.

And one thing Hand drawn could never do good enough was water.

>>85274381
Why the fuck is this news?

>>85275430
>why is [animal doing something funny] in this trailer for an animated movie?
The answer is always because kids like animals doing something funny

>>85270153
They may be racist towards black people but they love them. (As long as they aren't leads)

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>>85276008
Already debunked by >>85265773
She is the main character, the story is all about her, her name is on the title and her alone!

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>>85276134
A token white character

>>85261626
What do I do now? choose my destiny or do what the magic hat tells me I should do.

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>>85259380

>>85270153
>>85276008
>>85276134


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix8mRw993tM


Japs hate blacks though

>>85276332
If I did that they would react the same.

>>85257547
Reminds me of Hexus from Fern Gully.

That was a good villain

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>>85267686
>Inferior medium

>>85276332
Yelling english by itself already is enough to make most Japanese panic as they have a severe lack of confidence in speaking english but if that was not enough they get a stranger to advancing and invading personal space.

Now this is how a cool black guy behaves in Japan https://youtu.be/dRbjzEm1FZU?list=PLABBF1FBF07564090

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>>85276332
yeah but that's just tyler acting weird for the lols.

>>85276522
He's right though. Now fuck off back to /a/.

>>85276916
Not now, but later.

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>>85270153

but that's not true anon
>>85276870
and picture on the left is mixed raced miss japan of 2015

maybe you shouldn't talking for 4.427 billion people fuck face

>>85276978
>>85276870

Alright you got me alot of japs love tyler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCqd4a7p_ts

>>85272290
I figured, but still, did they have to design them so similarly to minions? Trolls existed in mythology before Frozen also, but the watered down overly cutesy design in Frozen and the fact they were all clones of one model was still terrible, not to mention what they ended up doing with them in the story. I thought we might get polynesian little people in Moana but I'm still worried about how they'll be handled, and unimpressed with how they look so far.

>>85276916
I wonder if any children will ask their parents if they can dress like young Moana.

>>85276332

Oh come on. It's like the guy got a handbook on how to trigger Japanese people.

>Approached by stranger on sidewalk
>Stranger is a foreigner
>Stranger just starts asking random question
>In English

The only thing he could do to get Japanese people to avoid him even more would be fucking someone in the middle of the street.

>>85276332
>>85278000
Yeah, it's less active racism against black people in Japan and more trepidation because they hardly ever see them.

China, on the other hand...

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did they?

>>85256149
Is it better water than The Little Dinosaur's water?

>>85278509
Orchids and hydrangea are actually a pretty interesting choice there.
orchids = sex. hydrangea= boasting

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>>85277742
Probably they will ask to dress like grown up moana. That is the iconic one. The same way kids don't try to dress like baby Rapunzel

>>85256313
Yeah, Snow White was a mistake.

>>85274381
Well, Merida didn't have one either.

>>85279750

i couldn't bear her.

>>85255735


now that's a proper trailer!

>consistent
>no pop music
>tells us alot about characters

good job, A-team!

>>85273725
is that maui as a shark on the bottom right

>>85264061
MacPEGOT. He also got the MacArthur Fellowship.

>>85280596
Looks like it.

>>85256733

I'm fucking HYPED for Wreck It Ralph 2. Now that Disney is almost done with Moana I hope they put maximum focus and effort on Ralph 2.

>>85255735

Her brother looks like he had enough of her shit

>>85255735

>Not her brother

For what purpose

>It's Dwayne

Oh shit get on the fucking train

>>85278855
I bet she boast that she got to have sex with him.

>>85278114
China is hardcore racist. All the Chinese people I know; their family memebers are racist as fuck whenever I come over

"Ah, Daniels friend, great to see you again. Just don't steal anything"
>Proceeds to tell Dan in chinese to hide his wallet and money

>>85272545
Jasmine.

>>85256733
you mean sodomise it simon?

>>85271745
Japan always different

Maui is older and spicier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qihY8mp7aa0