/sug/ Steven Universe General

FUCKING LEAFS

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First for dance party

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can i redeem jasper with my dick

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Oh Jesus Christ what happens to Jasper at the end of earthlings we won't know for another two days

I'm fuckin losing it

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So continuing my bingewatching, nearing the end of S2.

Peridot after the capture is so adorable with Steven. I wanna know, how much did /co/ ship the two, or at least how much ship art was there of the two. If memory serves, most of the recent ship I've been seeing concerning Peridot was with Lapiz but I haven't gotten to that episode yet.

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I'm sorry if the OP is fucked, I've never been the OP before but no-one else did it so I panicked. I tried to add the link to this one from the last thread but it was already archived ;__; I-I hope it's tolerable t. OP

PS. pic related, best gem

Rose is evil. Bismuth was right. Jasper has been confirmed on the show to be objectively the best gem. Garnet also doesn't count because cheap trick.

>>85242399
Now that Canada is on the spotlight again in many ways, I want Canadot posting to make a comeback

where's the canadian Peridot I made? i don't have my computer here

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>>85242399
Nice dubs

Slow /sug/ is slow, good morning America.

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Are you excited?

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>Season 4
>Connie's parents die
>The Barn gems take care of Connie now
>They slowly form another Crystal Gem team

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>>85242437
Fake.

>>85242426
I was going to open it but you were 2fast.
OP looks good, I don't see anything broken.

>>85242425
lazuli and peridiot has been shipped since the return. stevidot was caused by the whole redemption arc

>>85242422
Escapes as a half corrupted fusion in earthlings and maybe they find and help her in Kindergarten kid

She will suffer but I doubt she'd stay like that for long

>>85242425
There was and still is plenty of meepmorp of it. They got shipped pretty hard. But not as much as PeridotXamy or PeridotXlapis because tumblr doesn't like shipping Steven with anyone.

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>>85242445

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For that anon a thread or two ago who was wondering if the color of a gem might effect its temperament.

>>85242451
Yeah, and they're adorable. I hope it lasts long for the remainder of the season.

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>>85242437
>obvious fake
>some people still think this is real

>>85242456
Too straight or Steven must remain pure for Connie?

>>85242460
Forgot the link whoops.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/anjalipatel/do-you-know-the-crystal-gems-better-than-rebecca-sugar?utm_term=.xk5KG5Y1Eg#.jp90p7R1m9

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>>85242457
You're not fooling anyone.

These fake ass leaks r yall 12

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>season 3
>leon origin still not explained

what the fuck

>>85242471
Mostly because he's a teenager and the gems are, at their youngest like peridot, still hundreds of years old.

But yeah probably because they want everyone to be in lesbians with someone else too.

>>85242425
stevidot was a thing mostly exclusive to /co/ tumblr called you a paedophile if you shipped them and Matt heated up the tumblr hate even more when he said that it cant happen because Peridot is an adult.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUAhtVQMxyo

>>85242491
I just find it endearing that a once elitist midget is warming up to the adorable munchkin.

>>85242425
>Stevidot
Anon it's only a wonderful couple platonically, because their interactions are indeed heartwarming and cute. About /co/'s reaction; there are a few pedo's who ship them but most think it's a fun sibling like interaction

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You know, those posts a couple threads back about an anon wanting to make a Yellow Diamond tulpa made me realise that i also really, really, REALLY like YD
And also BD
Like, a whole lot
This isn't good is it?

>>85242422

My money's on a mercy bubbling as they fail to stem the corruption.

>>85242486
>the gems are, at their youngest like peridot, still hundreds of years old.

TFW Peridot is revealed to be made especially for the Cluster mission and she's only a year old.

>>85242399
Ruby and Sapphire are sick fucks they have fetish for fusion. Fusion is not gem sex it is just a way for gems to become stronger that is all.

>BUT BUT BUT PEARL
Pearl has no sexual attraction to Garnet in like ever she wanted to Sardonyx because she wanted to feel strong, her Pearl programming make her want to please who she deems as her new master and since Rose is gone thats Garnet so she wanted to be of offensive use to Garnet thats all not no sexual pleasure at all.

>But but Lapis and Jasper!
Again they like to be fused because of the power not because of love also Lapis is a sadist who tortured Jasper while they were Malachite.

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/co/1470558683145.gif&v=HKTVlOtbDXE

Language=Dutch

>>85242451
you can find a ship for anyone and everyone as soon as they show up on a show. people were probably shipping peetle X steven even back in episode 1..

but was there really a concerted lapidot group that far back?

i recall people were pointing out the lapis/peridot foreshadowing from camp pining hearts in "log date 7 15 2" as soon as it aired, so I figured that was when it really kicked off.

>>85242456
>There was and still is plenty of meepmorp of it.

Are we really going to do this?

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>>85242512
NOOOOOOOOOOO

STOP IIIIIIT

>>85242516

So you really don't know what love is, huh?

>>85242512
what corruption? why do people think it's like radiation? unless the diamonds come down and bomb the shit out of everything, jasper's fine.

>>85242508
Not really looking for anything sexual but tsundere fanart with a hint of blushing's good enough for me.

>>85242522
ye

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>find out sister and I have the same gem waifu
Is this mom's fault?

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>>85242529
no she's not

>>85242484
Lion is Stevens half brother. Rose had sex with animals and had a kid with a Lion long before meeting Greg. Lion was born with one of her shards closer to the backside of her gem. That's why he's a lion mentally and animalistic in nature. He's technically a corrupt, shattered gem. Since Rose kept much of her gem intact, she was still relatively stable in form as Rose for appearances. But her mind was still off. Thats why she lied and kept so many secrets and did fucked up shit like imprisoning Bismuth without telling anyone among other questionable actions. Day by day, she slowly lost her mind until it hit her. She needed to fuck a human to let the organs fill in the crack on the backside of her gem. She got murdercocked and made Steven and now she's relatively stable again but can't remember any of her life as Rose.

So basically both Steven and Lion are Rose and they are half brothers and Rose is a filthy bestiality lover who was laying around fucking earth animals.

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>>85242538
It's called golden taste

>>85242516
Jasper pls

>>85242528
Oh shut up, Ruby and Sapphire just sickos perverting Fusion into their nonsense.

>>85242422
i want to RASPER the JASPER

>>85242525

...We all know she is going to cry before the end of this.

Probably sing, too.

Who here hype for the upcoming Jasper and Peridot reunion? Wonder what they will say to each other because things have changed drastically for the both of them

>>85242541
oh, still, it might just be a two jasper fusion.

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>>85242556
Exactly, and corrupted monsters can't sing. Neither can bubbled gems.

Ergo facto, Jasper will become a crystal gem

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>They leave the Malachite story for 100 episodes
>They leave Peridot for 100 episodes
>Now they leave corrupted Jasper for 100 episodes
>Lapis and Peridot still don't have CG outfits

I'm so sick of this shit

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>>85242510
no
that's amazing
keep it up

>>85242566
There's literally only 100 total episodes

How the fuck could they leave any of those stories that long

>>85242529

Well, she likes the idea of fusion to get stronger and all she has to fuse with now is a bunch of corrupted gems...

>>85242536

Okay, I'm game.

>>85242548

That's shit, BUUUUT... you can cleave gemstones and make several smaller, but complete gems.

Like with the Cullinan.

>>85242552

I think you're just mad because you're single.

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>>85242572
exaggeration, buddy

>>85242521
i remember some stuff from as far back as the message since it's clear lapis is aware of peridot.

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>>85242563
We don't know the consequences of fusing with a corrupted gem though, it clearly doesn't bring in good results

Reminder that Lapisfags and Jasperfags will continue to have that dumbass argument even though both characters were in the wrong.

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>>85242420
fuck off greg.

>>85242566
Lapis isn't a Crystal Gem.
Maybe when she actively participates in saving the Earth.

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So who fits the "mother" position better for Steven?

Pearl or Garnet?

>>85242599
Pearl

Garnet is a cool uncle or dad

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>>85242566
If they resolved these issues first, then townie episodes would be a lot better

But no, we still get townie episodes while these issues are at stake

Also Lapis hasn't shown any signs she's confortable with the Crystal Gems, just Peridot. But seeing Peridot in her YD outfit is kind of awkward so I'll agree with you on that.

Jasper redemption is sooner then you might think

>>85242599
Pearl.
Who's the other one? Is it a new Gem?

>>85242599
Pearl.

CAN SOMEONE POST LANKY-GEMSONA

Bismuth's final speech was one of the most powerful moments in the series so far.

>>85242599
Garnet.

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>>85242491
>Adult
Every Gem is an "adult" because they pop out ready with their pre programmed knowlegde.
She could be five and still be "adult".

But I guess as soon as you hit the magical number 18 you are able to date people who are up to 1000 times older then you are.

Also the endgame has time. Connie won't live forever.

>>85242595
>both characters were in the wrong
Except Jasper actually didn't do anything wrong.

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>>85242502
>tfw just watched the Earthlings sneak peek
>all that bragging from Jasper
>dem still images

well I saw that twist coming a mile away. Redemption arc, progressing as foreseen

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>>85242599
Sardonyx

>>85242579
>Fusion
>means singlehood
Garnet plz go you sick fuck

>>85242599
Pearl. Garnet is more likely to be an aunt or close relative who happens to be older than Steven.

>>85242513
That would be funny but the opposite would be amusing too just like Garnet calling out on Nanefua. Her being somewhere around 160 years (still young for a gem) and being treated like a toddler by some townie. Although that kinda already happend with Mr Smiley calling her a kid

>>85242565

...If she did, which I doubt, it would warp their entire dynamic. Jasper is used to being in command and it could well be argued she is the objectively best military commander they have.

...Of course it could be worse: she falls in love with Steven. Her first true defeat by Rose Quartz, but she is not shattered but spared - not out of contempt but compassion.

I mean there used to be this thing about Peridot trying to steal Steven from Connie, but this could be an entire different level of problems.

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>>85242600
>>85242605
>>85242606
>>85242632

What are /sug/'s thoughts on GregxPearl? Genuinely, would it make for a good pair?

>>85242599
Garnet isn't active enough in Steven's life to be his mom

>>85242623
How the fuck does any of that seem like redemption to you?

>>85242600
>>85242605
>>85242606
You are all dumb as hell. Pearl is neurotic as fuck and has left Steven in terrible situations to die. The only reason she even bothers with him is because she was obsessed with Rose. If she was really left alone in a room with baby Steven she'd probably try to carve the gem out of his stomach or something to get Rose back.

Garnet acts like a cool relative, but Garnet is most definitely the mother figure if any of the gems had to do it.

>>85242642
No.

>>85242422
>Oh Jesus Christ what happens to Jasper at the end of earthlings we won't know for another two days

Is Earthlings out, or is you just referring to the sneak peek of Tuesday's episode?

>>85242642
Since they went to Empire City and started working out their issues, I don't think it's the worst idea in the world. If anything, they could be comfort for eachother.

>>85242642
I used to crackship those two. Wasn't expecting it to become an actual thing. Sugar has daddy issues.

>>85242595
>and jasperfags
Mainly it's just Lapisfags stubbornly lying about what happens onscreen in various scenes

>>85242645
Jasperfags see redemption everywhere.

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>>85242642
Disgusting.

>>85242646
Too bad Steven sees Pearl as his "mom", and Garnet as "cool aunt".

>>85242598

Man, when we find out all the horrible stuff she did...

Forget about "Rose being evil".

>>85242622

Except betray her principles as soon as it became convenient. She hasn't even mentioned Yellow Diamond since "Jail Break".

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>>85242642
pretty cute tbqh

just glad they're friends now and Pearl has noticeably been much happier as a result.

>>85242646
No

>>85242650
I'm saying we know what happens in Earthlings through leaks, but we don't know how it ends because the screenshots don't go that far

>>85242642
Gems should be shipped with gems, to be honest.

>>85242668
Steven sees all three CGs as his mom. That's why he brought Alexandrite to the dinner.

>>85242678
Salty lesbian? Is that you?

>>85242671
>>85242653
>>85242656
Can't wait to watch the episode once I get to it.

>>85242678
Eh, if Rose did it , why not the others?

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>>85242665
100% Best ship

>>85242677
>No
The duck do you mean "No"? Pearl has actually left Steven to die before on the show and has said that she "doesn't do babies". Pearl isn't motherly in the slightest. She has a motherly voice, but she's not motherly.

>>85242684
Nah.
I ship Greg x Barb.

>>85242683
Honestly see Amethyst more as a cool older sister for Steven.

>>85242623
I actually thought "Jasper is describing a pretty utopic society.". I feel like I would enjoy having a well defined purpose within society. Clear expectations as to what I should be doing and how. It's not like we enjoy any more freedom as we're now. We have plenty of expectations placed upon us and a role we're expected to fill. It's just that society is vague about all of it and while some people seem to find exactly where they fit in the puzzle of society, others are left to wander frustrated that everyone else seems to have figured out where they should be so fucking well.

>>85242692
>duck
Phoneposter please go

>>85242687
Because none of the other gems are like Rose.

>>85242645
Jasper has been introduced as such an intimidating antagonist brute she needs to be made vulnerable in order for the redemption to seem believable. If she'd just go "meh whatever can I join you guys", after all her fanaticism and loathing of Steven and his ways, it'd be unbelievable, shit writing, and also would make Steven et co look like raving lunatics for believing her. It'd be too easy.

She's been built up to be this aggressive loyal warrior gem, whose faith in HW mindset and values is unwavering. Her world needs to crumble before she can be believably brought around to believing in Steven so much she'll become a traitor to the HW and join the CG even as an independent ally

In the sneak peek, it's implied she doesn't know the corruption came from the Diamonds. Seeing as the corrupted jaspers were likely loyal HW quartz warriors like her, who the HW still corrupted as collateral damage - it could be one part in making her lose faith in HW being infallible

>>85242665
MOAR JASPEARL PLEASE

>>85242693
That works too.

>>85242599
Pearl.

I mean occasionally she just goes AWOL because she hasn't coped well with losing Rose, but Pearl acts the most doting and motherly of the two.

>>85242714
How did /co/ react to Pearl watching Steven while he sleeps?

>>85242437
Why do people still add CN logo to their fake leaks when it's not in the actual source episodes and added when it airs

>>85242704
>I'll attack the platform he's posting from instead of the argument. That'll teach him!

>>85242642

Being exes to the same amazing woman isn't a healthy basis for a relationship.

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>>85242708
>>85242688
1000% best

>>85242522
Yes

>>85242697
So you're a communist?

>>85242721
Lion 3 was the first episode of SU I watched, probably my best first impression to a character yet.

>>85242731
Makes for good hijinx, even for a filler episode.

>>85242740
I liked it more when she didn't know that watching people while they sleep is creepy.

>>85242595
Lapis only thinks she was in the wrong
Im not even a lapisfag lapis is for fuggin not for lovin

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>This happens subtly in the background
>No dialogue shared between them
What does this gesture mean /sug/?

Who here Amedot?

>>85242733
What do you reckon a Jaspearl fusion would look like because they absolutely would fuse.
>Pearl using fusion with stronger gems to feel strong
>Jasper's fusion addiction

Pearl is mom.
Garnet is dad.
Amethyst is sister.

>>85242755
it means you're autistic.

>>85242759
Greg's the uncle then?

>>85242755
Peridot just suggested a threesome with Lapis to Amethyst.

>>85242739
Dunno. I find it appealing to have purpose. I like the thought of society's expectations of you to be clear.

I don't think that is communism as it is understood by most. It has more to do with honesty and structure.

>>85242726
Pearl is the most caring and motherly, I'm not sure what more you want.

>Pearl! You're always worried about me, you teach me lots of stuff, you're approachable, and you're like, totally, not gross!

Sums it up. She has her flaws but she's the mom-iest.

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>>85242777
You should never let society dictate who you are.

>>85242757
Pearl fuses to feel in control. Amethyst is the one who fuses to feel strong. Why do people still get this wrong?

>>85242765
Anon we're all autistic here

Anyone who thinks Pearl is the mom probably has weird issues with their own mother or brain problems. If you can watch this show in its entirety and think Pearl is anything like a mother, there's something wrong with you. She's closer to a nice teacher who had a lesbian thing for your real mom and hates your guts and secretly wishes you were dead. Like Snape.
Pearl would actually have killed you as a baby if she had the chance.

>>85242731
>rose
>amazing
She was a force of nature on the battlefield and not much else

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I've got bad news everyone

Lion around

>>85242778
>she has her flaws
She left Steven for dead. That completely outweighs any mom like actions.

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>>85242757
I like this version, though it's a bit too Jasper.

But it'd be amazing, with their smug arrogance and snark, the glorious battle honourable warrior boner they share, Jasper's brutal strength combined with Pearl's agility, grace and tactical understanding - I really want to see that fusion. They both like to show off, in different ways.

>>85242790
muh gem stop projecting

>>85242790
>like Snape

That's...not too bad an example. Child of your rival and your interest and you're there to guide them to a better life.

Honestly having a Pearl around Steven can be scary for a thought.

>>85242810
>projecting
Literally which part is projecting?

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>>85242796
>Rose.
>Not amazing.

Poor form love.

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Anyone have any SU related dreams?
I had one a while back
Memory's a little sketchy though
>human working with homeworld
>in a big room
>it looked something like this
>________
>|----H----|_|
>|----|_|---|
>|______|
>the H is a throne that yellow diamond was sitting on
>the box square in the center doesn't have an opening at the top i'm just bad at this
>gems runing around doing things
>i was in minecraft or something at one point?
>and then i was on a beach i think?
>go up the YD at one point
>button prompts popped up
>YD then kicks me in the face
>black out for a couple seconds
>YD then sort of kinda hugs/squezes me for a bit
>there was a spooky lovecraft esque book at some point
>suddenly L4D
>ina version of the room but all dirty and abandoned and filled with zombies
>the little room off to the side of the throne had parts from fallout robots
>find a bit of a robobrain's head
>then i wanted to become a robot because i though i was useless
what does it mean???

Blue Diamond's insatiable footlust.

>>85242817
>Anyone who thinks Pearl is the mom probably has weird issues with their own mother or brain problems.

>>85242822
>actually liking crooked Rose

this meme needs to end

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>>85242808

I had a comic about that but I can't find it anymore.

Instead, this.

>>85242801
When was this exactly?

And no it does not. I've been in not-okay situations before, that doesn't suddenly make my mom any less my mom.

Plus you're ignoring all the times she's saved him. And you're ignoring how she has the largest non-mission/combat role in Steven's life. Garnet is always off on business trips like a dad. Pearl is at home teaching Steven stuff or whatever.

>>85242828
No, but once I had a wisdom tooth removed last week I had a dream about holes in the walls which were covered in teeth.

>>85242830

I dunno, man. The way she is always the first to run to him and hug him when she thinks he might be hurt...

>>85242837
Roses Scabbard iirc.

>>85242784
I obviously can't dictate who I am, because I have failed at everything I have decided to ever do. And have only ever come close to success when letting others on the driver's seat. So to speak. It's so much easier to simply do as you're told and for things to fall into place.

>>85242707
>In the sneak peek, it's implied she doesn't know the corruption came from the Diamonds. Seeing as the corrupted jaspers were likely loyal HW quartz warriors like her, who the HW still corrupted as collateral damage - it could be one part in making her lose faith in HW being infallible

People say this but look at how she treated them

>It's your fault you're like this

She'd probably think the Diamonds were justified.

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>>85242835
>Not liking your favorite gem for their flaws, rather than in spite of them, as well as their strengths.

Ain't no meme friend.

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>>85242837
So you're saying if your mom saw you in a burning building screaming for help and you both made eye contact with each other and she walked away and left you to your own devices, you wouldn't see her any differently because she spent some time teaching you how to bake cookies and made your bed when you were younger?

>>85242860
This, all of the characters are flawed. Fuck Rose though, Steven is superior.

>I love humans! They're so funny!
>I love monkeys! They're so funny!

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>>85242855
Then chug some bleach. If you don't live your own life its hardly worth living. Just because things haven't worked out yet doesn't mean you should give up.

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>Tonight are the The Kindergarten Kid leaks
>Tomorrow Beta/Earthlings air
who /hype/ here

>>85242599
If you asked me between Rose's Scabbard and, say, Friend Ship I would've said Garnet .

I havent jacked off in 2 months send help

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>>85242889
>>>/aco/

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>>85242883
hella

>>85242881
Some people live perfectly happy lives being directed.

Retard.

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>>85242877
Rose and Steven are actually tied for my favorites, Rose just has significantly more flaws than Steven.

>>85242897
itwon't

>>85242883
I'm sick of leaks

>>85242883
I hope the monster they're referring to in kindergarten kid is Jasper, she probably escapes as a monster in Earthlings

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So, do any of you still like townie episodes?

Hey /sug/ who is your favorite gem and your least favorite gem?

Stevonnie's feet.

>stevonnie is just adult connie with a star shirt and a weird face
BRAVO

>>85242919
Yes.

>>85242921
S2 Amethyst, S2 Pearl.

>>85242855

Hello, Pearl.

>>85242883

Not for the leaks. But yeah.

>>85242912

Get some Depends.

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>>85242921
peetle is god tier

>>85242870
+1 to this anon. No mother (except for clearly shitty ones that don't count) would ever do what Pearl did to Steven in Rose's Scabbard. Unacceptable.

>>85242883
I'm so goddamn tired of leaks though. I'd prefer seeing the episodes fresh

What the fuck is wrong with CN

>>85242919

I can't get over how happy they look.

>>85242836
D'aww

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>>85242921
Favorite's tied at Rose and Steven. No least favorites though, they're all a ton of fun to watch.

>>85242919
I do
Im still waiting on my mayor dewey episode i would unironicly watch a mayor dewey spin off series

>>85242952
Considering how it was first a crack ship with Lapis being the annoying one, it makes it even more surreal

>>85242919
Yes, and I'm looking forward to Future Boy Zoltron.

>>85242935
What would you have preferred?

>>85242921
Most favorite: Amethyst for feels/character, Peridot for laughs.
Least favorite: Ruby.

>>85242921
Pearl__
Peridot

>>85242859
>>It's your fault you're like this
Saying this while she doesn't know what happened and what the corruption is though. It seems she thinks if one is determined or tough enough, the corruption wouldn't have taken hold, like it's an ailment that only affects you if you're weak, like the flu or something.

Of course, seeing how she's the perfect specimen, loyal and strong, and boasts that SHE'LL never let Earth corrupt her, I'm guessing it'll be a plot point affecting her view on things

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What if instead of Ruby Squad, we had Peridot Squad?

>>85242399
> Watch Monster Friend after dropping the show for closure
> Most powerful crystal gem couldn't heal monsters with her tears of tolerance despite all her obesity
> Steven can heal centipeedle right away for no reason
I'm so glad I got off this ride, I can't begin to imagine how you fags rationalize still liking this show

>>85242870
He grabbed onto the vines you bundlefuck, she saw he was fine, and let him climb up. There was nothing she could've done at that point anyway, she doesn't have a whip like Amy. Plus, fucking kid has super strength.

You're acting like they were remotely close enough for her to grab his hand or some shit when he made the jump, She didn't look at him and go "yeah drop bitch", she turned, saw him jumping, thinking he would not try it, and immediately freaked out because she loves him and wants him to be okay and saw he wasn't going to make it.

A more apt analogy is my mom sees a burning building and sees me, 25 feet away, sprinting inside.

How are you so fucking dense.

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What would yellow and blue pearl's prize pouch contain?

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>>85242921
Best gem is Steven, worst gem is Pearl.

>>85242980
Very similar to when those with depression are told to "just be happy" or to "just get over it", "just think differently", etc. At least that's how it felt to me.

>>85242921
Best: Lapis
Worst: Centipeetle

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>>85242987
Check sheer amount of autism that was the Canadian premiere of Beta

It's like crack addicts suffering from relapse

>>85242992
...anon is that really how you remember the episode?

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>>85242981
>no technological peridot commando squad that go on secret missions to take out high ranking crystal gems

Would be a good episode.

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>>85243022

>>85243031
That's not a response. You're not even giving an argument.

I just watched it five minutes ago. That's what happens.

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Do you think Blue Diamond had a thing for sapphire and that's why she got so miffed at ruby?

>>85242987
You didn't even watch the episode all the way through m8

>>85243047
She had a thing for Sapphire's feet, yes.

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>>85243037
>delet this
Nope,never.

She can't even talk. And yes,I reallt don't give a shit about her crying because all her crew's dud.

So what episode is up next? When does the part 2 to Beta air?

>>85243072
Faggot.

>>85243083
Dickwad.

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>>85242433
Cute Lapis

>>85242881
If shit has never gone right by the time you're 29, and none of your pursuits have given fruit. It's kinda time to just go with the flow and start listening to advise. Even if it is "Take that fucking job you hate because you've gone through some 10 jobs trying to do the thing you wanna do and you're obviously shit at it." And then doing the thing you hate and being good at it.

Would've been nice to have been indoctrinated into liking what you're good at instead of being told you can do whatever you want... Unless it's not a thing you're not good at.

>>85243080
probably monday at 1PM EST/EDT

>>85243089
dumbass

>>85243050
He still did better then rose ever did

>>85243090
I want to touch her feet...

Are they ever going to adress Lapis's time in the mirror under the cgs? It's pretty jarring watching them be totally fine with eachother despite never actually talking.

>>85243080
Earthlings is Monday, Back to the Moon is Tuesday, and that concludes the three parter. Bubbled is after that.

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>>85242963
>The Mayor Dewey spinoff is just him doing menial tasks and sometimes he tries bonding with Buck
I'd watch it

>>85242987

We, too, are glad you got off this ride, and wish you had not come back to annoy us.

>>85243047

Racism more than covers that.

>>85243105
I'm sorry you gave up like a bitch anon. In my future, you were the brightest star there ever was.

>>85243113
edgy cumshit-eating gaylord

>>85243109
He said air, not leak, you faggot scum. What happened to your agreement with Burnett?

>>85243139
I haven't broken it at all
https://wuskydingo.tumblr.com/post/147959416315/hi-my-name-is-matt-burnett-im-a-writer-on

>>85243120

Inside-head-words, buddy. Inside-head-words.

>>85243152
Oh This guy is back

>>85243159
I can't stop myself..

>>85243161
I never left, I just remove the trip

>>85243152

...That's a fucking dick move, Dingo.

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lapidot fusion fucking when

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>>85243120
Me too.

>>85243185
When's Lapis gonna step on my face?

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>>85243090
is that an orangekissess lapis?

>>85243197
when's she gona sit on mine?

>>85243203
Get in line, bub.

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>>85243138
...focker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAcX_G5Uf1g

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>>85243200
The artist is brideake on Tumblr. Not sure if they're the same person or not, sorry.

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>season 3 finale
no big action fight scene
Jasper's still corrupted, YD nowhere near earth
just a possible lore dump from fucking RUBIES of all possible sources

Only 2 more seasons/52 more episodes confirmed for sure. Going by how the usual episodes go, the plot's gonna move at a snail's pace unless it's the nearing the finale. Last time we got lucky and Rob Sugar announced the new season getting greenlit, so maybe we'll get some official news later this year.

/r/ing actual quality fan fusions

Most of the ones i run across are garbage

>>85243210
spongenigger

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>>85243212
mirror?

>>85243181
Not really. Also Dingo isn't even really leaking the episodes if my understanding of Leakbot is correct. The episodes are uploaded to the CN Video servers and they run through possible link combos. So CN is leaking the episodes and they are just finding them before CN let's people know they're up. It's like going into a store and picking up an item before you see a commercial for it on TV. It's not even illegal or immoral.

>>85242697
This is exactly my problem with My Little Pony, which I don't watch.
Apparently ponies all have one special talent predetermined at birth, but they don't know what it is and they have to actively test for it.
Either they have no free will whatsoever and are programmed to have an interest in their one special talent at roughly the same age, or there must be a lot of ponies who never stumble upon it simply due to the number of possibilities, and that makes me sad. It would be better if they always knew what they were supposed to do.

>>85243177
there is no need to use it in the first place you faggot

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jaspearl or bust

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>>85243228
i got u senpai

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cute...............

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>>85243229

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>>85243212
>blocked in your country

>>85243251
I only use it to post info and links now

>>85243109
I have no idea what EST/EDT is but thanks! I was worried it would be airing on tuesday instead.
>>85243122
Perfect, thanks! Hhhh this week is going to be good

>>85243261
artist?

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>>85243259
Do all Lapis Lazulis hate shoes?

>>85243249
That's just like the real world, anon. People are left to wonder if what they dedicate their life to is even their true calling.

>>85243265
kek

>tfw I thought it was a /v/ meme

lapis feet lapis feet lapis feet

>>85242437
This looks like it would perfectly fit with that 2011 Thundercats series.

>>85243221
yeah, brideake is their sfw tumblr, orangekissess is the naughty naughty
it has a ton of lapis tho you should check it out

>>85243221
Orangekisses is Brideake's NSFW blog, so don't worry about the confusion!

>>85243283
lotsa more cute art
http://kohirasan.tumblr.com/

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>>85243212
Earth grown

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>>85243206
Why? There are tons of Lapis Lazulis at Homeworld.

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>>85243290
I agree

>>85243286
Yes, seeing as all subject of Blue Diamond's court are forced to go barefoot to appeal to her not-so-subtle fetish.

>>85242921
Peridot
Carnelian, what a joke she is

>people wanting Jasper to join the CG

What do you people have agains villains who remain villains?

>>85243287
But at least it's not written on my body!
Can you imagine being able to see from a block away that a person hasn't found their true calling?

>>85243317
Nothing

But Jasper would be the final piece of the CG puzzle

>>85243322
Care to explain?

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Is Pearl the worst gem?

>>85243321
It is written on your body, anon. In the way you walk, look at things, how your shoulders square, how you talk. People know whether you have found your true calling. The only one who doesn't know is you.

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>>85243298
>>85243292
Oh!! Thank you.. So much scrolling to do for any lapis

wappy wazuwi's feet

>>85243327
No, that would be Lapis "Makes everything worse" Lazuli. Followed by Amethyst "worst gem" quartz

>>85243249
That's why you learn about many different things and try to get a broad education as a child and teen. You adventure and experiment and then develop depth in an area you are proficient in as a young adult, taking care to weigh pros and cons between enjoyment level and financial security. Possibly forging a new path nobody has seen before if your preference isn't secure enough for your future. (Eg you like acing but know everyone can't be an actor. You become an acting or drama teacher and do acting on the side constantly working to better yourself. Also you should probably learn financing and trade stocks and invest so you don't go broke on a teaching salary.)

>>85243325
I just feel like her personality would work really well with the other members of the Crystal Gems. It's a good dynamic.

Pearl's neurotic and motherly, Amy's lackadaisical, Lapis is disengaged- they all have their thing. The only personality not really represented is brash and stubborn, which fits Jasper to a T.

>>85243355
>Amethyst
>Bad

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>>85242437
Completely fake.

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What if an episode where they go to an alternate universe where everything is the same except Steven spells his name with a 'ph'?

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>>85243352

>Amy bullies Peridot
>Peridot takes it fine
>Peridot barely bullies Amy
>Amy gets mad about it
And how come the Gems don't apologize to Peridot?

>>85242739
No, they're an authoritarian.

They're the kind of person that makes authoritarian regimes happen.

>>85242528
Fuck, now you put that 80's song in my head....

>>85243377
Nice double dubs

>>85243385
Because, Peridot, Peridot can take it.

>>85243377
I WANT THEM IN MY FACE

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>>85243377
ayyyyyyyy nice feet 'n double dubby

>>85242697
>Anon endorses Hitler

>>85243377
toesie woesies

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>>85243414
>>85243402
>>85243407
They aren't lapis feet but Ey

>>85243437
cummies

>>85243448
bretty good, bretty good

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>>85242790
Nigga some moms are like that, some of us had them.

>>85243423
Hitler was a pretty cool guy. I mean, if you can kill 6 million jews, when there were only 4 million jews, then shieeeet. That's some jesus multiplies the fish and the bread tier miracle.

>>85243450
i would cummy on them, yes

>>85242451
>the return
Son, Peridot and Lapis have been shipped together since Peridot showed up. It was an absolute crack ship since they hadn't even met.

I know because I specifically drew a /co/ request for Lapidot and it's dated March 5th, 2015, 7 days before Return/Jailbreak aired. People also made Lapidot jokes about "this ship is going down".

>>85243464
nah but if you were a good dog lover and created the olympic torch and the first animal right law, you're actually a good guy

>>85243460
Those moms are bad moms and I feel sorry for you. I'm glad you made it to adulthood.

>>85243238
No, it's like going to a store and sneaking into the back room and snatching up items that haven't been released and put up for sale yet. It's immoral.

>>85243212
>>85243232
>>85243268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvBf0_3fbu4
Mirror.

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>>85242828
>Steven was talking to Peridot[/sp
>Suddenly she's in a bubble bouncing around
>Ruby and Sapphire suddenly jump into frame and Ruby starts punching the bubble
>Peridot then somehow disintigrates Ruby's form and Sapphire poof and reformed without a memory of what happened

Dreams are bizarre.


>>85242921
Sapphire and probably Jasper but i don't really hate anyone enough to say that with confidence.

>>85243385
>Amy shapeshifts into Rose in order to mess with Greg's emotions, all because he doesn't wanna hang out
>Amy still never properly apologized
I'm not gonna let that go. That was a really fucked up thing to do.

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>>85243487
now that's my based nigga

>>85243487
>using a trip

>>85243506
>dingo
luv u bb uwu smooooooooch

>>85243506
>i'm already a tripfag somewhere else so why not

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>>85243505
Cute Lapidot!

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>>85242828
I dreamt Steven was telling Lapis and Peridot about human reproduction and they kept saying it was ridiculous but they also sounded like they were saying "tits" a lot

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>>85243506
>leaking shit 30 minutes before the episode airs

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WILL JASPER REDEMPTION BEGIN DURING "The Kindergarten Kid"???

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lapis... i love you...r feet

captcha

>>85243539
jasper is a corrupted fusion mutt, so never.

>>85243539
Jasper redemption never. She's going to go full retard and be left somewhere to roar and make pupper noises.

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I love Lapis

>>85243539
yes
Steven looked like he wanted to help her in the screens from earthlings, and as soon as Steven wants to help someone you know they gettin helped

>>85243539
She's going to become a corrupted gem and get bubbled.

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>>85243539
Well if theres any redemption I'm sure we'll know about it days in advance

>>85243567
she doesn't love you

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>>85242599

>>85243486
Except CN put them on the publically accesible server that anyone could access by mistyping a URL. It's like wandering into a part of the store that nobody else knows about and picking up an item the general populace isn't aware of yet because it wasn't advertised. But the store clerk still put it out on the shelf.

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Has Beta part 2 even leaked yet?

>>85243358
Suppose your one special talent predetermined at birth is playing the lyre.
No other musical instrument will work, you're not interested in music at all, and you don't have a clue that your talent is music-related.
What are the chances you'll accidentally play a lyre in your life to discover your cutie mark?

>>85243603
no

>>85243567
Prepare to get NTR'd

>>85243596

she should be using the light beam from her gem.

>>85243610
Fuckin leafs.

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>>85243590
She's a cartoon character anon, of course she doesn't love me. She doesn't exist

>>85243603
>Beta Part 2 leaks
>Does not resolve what leaks we have already seen
>Only gives us more questions
>The thread prays for Monday
I'd love it

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>>85243611
As long as it's by peridot

>>85243613
Waste of energy. She ain't getting any younger.

>>85243631
>monday
>we already know what happens tuesday and wednesday
>we've seen bubbled

Just give us all of the week and send us back on hiatus.

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>>85243567
so do i

>>85243608
There's no way possible that you'd be great at playing the lyre but that talent didn't translate remotely to any other instrument(save for disabilities that may stop you from doing certain instruments, like maybe blowing ones) You'd still be musically inclined and your affinity for playing any instrument should be enough to eventually lead you to your optimal one, the lyre. You'd probably start off fucking around with a piano. While not everyone owns a piano, there's no way you'd never ecounter or hear one in your entire life and then experiment with it at a music shop, friends house, school, etc.