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Flint Fellatio Edition
Previous Thread >>85232592

>Beta Part 1 (480p)
https://mega.nz/#F!v4MhGTyb!WjR_7u9G5yCzRus11MHiGg

>Bismuth
https://mega.nz/#F!CZ0DmKCa!lxuD2sqSeNj1AijPN3s9CA

>Steven Vs Amethyst
https://mega.nz/#!vkkX3CzI!DqhW7mvMhk1IS296QtGULqpLWyLP1Qi55Nd-CtB3FxI

>Crack the Whip
https://mega.nz/#!i1sghKJR!_6AgHq1WdiuX01iLqLo_joVXSarbZ4Na-2D0txLTvVg

>Gem Hunt
https://mega.nz/#!il9wkDAL!6gKLVOKVLKDiyHYj3YN_gYc0_w6uM-tpK-pdrnP8YGc

>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LINKS TO SPOILERS BEGIN HERE]

>2-min clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>LEAK BOT
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

>Steven's Summer Adventure running every weeknight for 4 weeks starting from July 18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O9mnVtBaxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqwW5TIYiME

>SDCC Steven Universe Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Lauren Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/

>Ronaldo's Blog
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com

>Peridot's Twitter
https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS
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Here's a palette swap of Rose and Harambe
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>>85238915
But what if his PENIS gets in way?
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I wonder how.the gems feel about Steven blasting himself out of the airlock and away into the infinite cosmos
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>>85238945
rose looks like she's sick
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Does Steven make anyone else really happy? Like seeing those previews with the Rubies, Steven always makes me smile
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wow ive never been early to a /sug/ thread
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>>85238963
IT WON'T
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>>85238945
Rose looks ok, but Bismuth looks horrifying...
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>>85238970
Lapis will go get him.

She flew all the way to Homeworld.
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>>85238963
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>>85238981
It even makes Jasper happy
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>>85238981
steven is such an overwhelmingly empathetic and kindhearted person that he makes me feel like a piece of shit in comparison
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>>85238923
Yeah, like a full on Super Saiyan type deal, likely in the face of some enemy that wrecks his/their shit.

Even gotten drawfags to draw the concept with both Steven and Stevonnie.
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>>85238970
They probably just thought there was no hope. A whole episode carried by just Steven and Eyeball though? I wonder how that'll be. What do you think they'll talk about?

Do we still have to use spoilers? Everyone knows this is leak discussion central.
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>>85238978
There was no way of making it that didn't look hideous but I was so curious
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Who's ready for some upcoming PEARLS
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>>85239016
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>>85239023
>I always thought I might be bad, now I know that it's true
>cause I think you're so good, and I'm nothing like you
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Best Gem, btw you can't disprove otherwise
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>>85239025
The Stevonnie version seems much more likely honestly.
Like, then it'd have some strong impact as she'd basically BE Rose Quartz, or even better.
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>>85239025
I'd love to see the Stevonnie one if it's saved
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>>85239050
can't argue wit that
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Any news on the fan made SU visual novel? Hadn't heard anything for like months.
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kindergarten kid's monster is that gem with the super long claws.
calling it now
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>>85239006
Yay more Lapis!
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>>85239050
But anon, Peri already confirmed who the most perfect gem is. She said so herself.
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>>85239038
>Matt mentioned that the final episodes of season 2 began boarding in August
>there's a slight production hiatus between seasons
so like the 2nd or 3rd zuke episode of the season
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MEMEBASE.
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>>85239016
Speaking of Jasper, anyone got any top tier R34?
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dont know how I feel bout this
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>>85238945
Would you guys still watch show if Rose had looked like what Bismuth looks like here instead?
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>>85239050
that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard
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>>85239031
He's going to get picked up by some Homeworlders right?
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>>85238945
>white guy with dreadlocs

This will always, ALWAYS look terrible
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>>85239050
Sure, here
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So who's excited for the worst gem fusion ever
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>>85239084
MEMESHACK, BABY, MEMESHACK
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>>85239111
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>>85239084
IN FULL OPERATION
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>>85239084
I really love the silo being used as a water tank.

And I wonder what they use the Camp Pining Hearts tent for.
I mean, besides roleplay fucking.
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>>85239084
honestly, pretty chill pad
that top high truck is a nice touch
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>>85239082
what do you mean?
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>>85239138
Non-Roleplay fucking
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POST RARE GREGS
>>85239084
>Lapis and Peridot have desecrated the barn
>Greg's aunt and uncle are having their memory shat on
Wonder how Greg feels about this.
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>>85239111
>>85239100
not an argument but nice digits
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>>85239084
I hate Lapis and Peridot episodes. It's already gotten to this point. I don't normally like that kind of zany humor but the Crewniverse isn't even particularly good at it. Peridot is insufferable and she's dragging Lapis with her.
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>>85239114
That's not Stephen and Peridot no matter if it's a crazy corrupted Gem and Jasper.
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>>85239084
>uuu space travel sign is gone
honestly that pisses me off
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>>85239050
shes pretty great
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>>85239161
Get over yourself
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>>85239153
"pfffbt"
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>>85239074
No.

I hope the artist comes back at least. Even if it didn't work out I hope they tell us because at least they gave it a shot.
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>>85239153
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>>85239167
What did "uuu" stand for? I forgot
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>>85239153
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>>85239185
Jon Jafari and Jasper? I like this!
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>>85239084
So are Peridot and Lapis going to become a permanent fusion now?
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>>85239208
I WAS LISTNIN
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>>85238981
Same.
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>>85239181
No!
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>>85239185
wonder what games jasper would like to play
my moneys on katamari
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>Canucks couldn't upload a 1080p version
What is this, the middle ages?
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>>85239131
>posting that obese cwasont-gobbling fuck
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Lapis really needs to go back to wanting Steven's gem.
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>>85239185
Oh well we'll always have this
http://neopuff.deviantart.com/art/CRYSTAL-GEMS-DATING-SIM-414924757
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>>85239242
???
when was this?
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>>85239163
The entire episode until they went to the Beta place felt like a bad fanfiction. I felt like how Amethyst was acting the whole time.
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>>85239163
I find Zuke's episodes annoying only. Her Lapidot is all well and good outside of the show but her Lapis and Peridot are like bad fanservice on screen because of it. She should be banned from those characters.
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>>85239224
.......I'm gonna give you to the count of three.
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>>85239207
Universe and Universe Universal Space Travel.
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>>85239147
Anon, please.
When they're in the tent, there is only Percy and Pierre.
And once they get Amethyst in on all of it, she can be Paulette

Or, instead, maybe Peridot is Percy, and Lapis is Paulette like the foreshadowing we saw before, and then Jasper turns up as Pierre and is the more efficient pairing for Percy/Peri.
Subtext.
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>>85239226
Probably beat 'em ups or brawlers. Or Create a Character modes in wrestling games. Gotta make hers the strongest!
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>Lapis will never caress you like this
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Daily reminder that Greg did literally nothing wrong.
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So exactly where do they go from here? We've found out the Bismuth secret, we've figured out what's gonna' happen with Jasper.

The only thing left is Homeworld.
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>>85239016
fixed for you
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>>85239207
>>85239229
I'd have done it, but BELL fucked up and CN wasn't available for THE ENTIRETY OF THE EPISODE.

Not sure why nobody else did it, though. I can't imagine EVERYONE is with BELL and that EVERYONE experienced the same issue.
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How did the gremlin become the star of this show?!
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>>85239056
>drastic use of his gem unlocks bits of Rose's memory
>begins to question self, self-perception, own morality and individuality
>dwelling on it causes more changes
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>>85239163
Peridot's character got completely wrecked. Any hint at her initial personality is gone just for cute, wacky Zim-like antics. I can't stand her for more than one episode every 10 episodes, but that won't happen.
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>>85239274
What's in the box?
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>>85239229
What do you expect from a bunch of maple drinking, moose fucking, Leaf savages?
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>>85239229
Have you never watched Gundam? We are the Middle Ages.
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>>85239277
>2,000 keks
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>>85239262
How about you read THIS SUBTEXT
Had you been able to see me I'd be pointing to my loins.
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>>85238981
I want to know how I can raise a son to be just like Steven.
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>>85239265
..............(No need to remind me.........)
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>>85239306
Find an alien and fuck it.
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>>85239260
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>85238915
>Beta Part 1 leak
Shit I wanna save it for Monday, but I'm a very weak person.
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>>85239306
Raise him in a van.
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>>85239262
get ready for the jaspidot uprising in season 4
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>>85239306
>step 1: fuck a rock from outer space
>???
>mom sacrifices herself for him
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>>85239259
I can't help but agree with this. It feels like letting some Tumblrite who is obsessed with a particular ship write an episode about those characters. It's bound to be cringe-worthy. Zuke should be in charge of Amy episodes still, though.
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>>85239315
That's some solid advice
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>>85239306
Well if the show is anything to go by
1. Never send him to school
2. Make sure he has a van-dad
3. Make sure he has a bunch of moms, the more the better
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>>85239006
Logically, that's how it should go. But I bet the episode will present a different solution. He'll probably save himself somehow.
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>>85239322
!!!!!
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>>85239249
It was fucking obvious before they introduced Peridot that Lapis was Steven's Pearl. Dependent on him, worshipful of him, and in love with him.
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>>85239344
>Boarders who appear to be the main ones in charge of each gem
>Garnet (and Ruby and Sapphire)
Joe (and perhaps now colin)/Jeff and Lamar (pre-hellen, with hellen, and with katie)

>Amethyst
Raven/Paul and Florido/Zuke

>Pearl
Joe/Colin and Jeff
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>>85239306
You need to have a cock the size of Gregs to fuck someone like Rosie.
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>>85239167
upper crust gems are irreverent and selfish
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>>85239387
>It was fucking obvious they introduced Peridot that Lapis was Steven's Pearl.
.......... You mean her debut a broken mirror?
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Why did Canada give us such shit quality leaks?
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>>85239111
kek has spoken
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>>85239387
aw yeah, okay I kinda see where youre coming from
I kinda wish they had a bit more fun before the shit hit the fan
I would like to see them interact more too, cute to see Lapis giddy to see steven
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>>85238915
those fucking shorts

is this design a joke? did they mess up the fusion dance?
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>>85239237
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>>85239330
>Jasper asks Lapis to fuck
>Lapis does so, but then doms Jasper
>She breaks up with Jasper
>Jasper tries to get her back desperately, gets punched for it
>Lapis starts a healthy relationship with Peridot
>Jasper gets redeemed
>She starts hanging out around the barn
>Jasper ends up trying to steal Peridot away from Lapis
>Partly to spite Lapis, partly to get in on those sexy ferokinetic powers

Good god, Peridot is going to be stuck in a NTR hentai.
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>>85239387
Maybe someday we'll go back to that...
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>>85239050
>go from plot device to cartoonish villain to comic relief to plot device

oh yeah great gem just fucking crying in joy right now because there is nothing better than being in the presence of a picture of the best gem wow why is peridot so great
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>HEY /SUG/, I'M POSTING THIS POLL AND IT MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT, UNANSWERED QUESTION IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF /SUG/

http://www.strawpoll.me/10928434

no guarantees
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>>85239387
You're exaggerating, but I do think it's funny how Lapis brightens up immediately whenever Steven shows up.
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when will jasper ______?
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>>85239498
crush my head between her boobs like peridot's virginity
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>>85239025
For some reason i want Steven to fuse with Lion to make some class of Ozaru transformation
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>>85239497
Steven is the only person who has been genuinely nice to her in thousands of years.
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>>85239498
Get shattered already
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Why hasn't Pearl completely shapeshifted on the show? I feel like this needs to be addressed because it's been over 100 episodes and she has yet to do so.
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>>85239497
He imprinted on her, he's her mother now.
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>>85239486
STFU AND FUCK THE CAT!
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>>85239489
Damn straight Greg's cock is #1
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>>85239470
im fucking down for this, it ends in a threesome though
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What even is Lapis's personality. I rewarched all of her episodes, and I swear it changes from episode to episode, not even in a character developement way, just whatever the writers want her to act like
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>>85239489
The fastest way to shatter gems is to poof them and then send the bubbles down a conveyor leading to a sequence of drop hammers

You could shatters hundreds of gems every minute
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>>85239486
We need Jasper around too. She'll shake up the meme brigade and make it less annoying just from her personality alone.

Honestly the only reason I want her redeemed is because she'd bring interesting tension to the cast. New tension too, that isn't Pearl's issues and Amy's self esteem problems that have both been beating a dead horse. She'd bring a lot of bad blood all of the gems will have to face head on. And we wouldn't be seeing meme barn fun again for a blissfully long time.
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>tfw Malachite never asked to be brought into the world
She didn't do anything wrong, her parts are terrible people.
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>you will never get bullied by lapis
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>>85239050
I wasnt planning to disprove anything here because I agree
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>>85239546
>That period of time when everyone was convinced Peridot would hide out and run into Ronaldo
>PeriRonaldo getting a ton of art

What a weird time.
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>>85239574
I noticed this too. I sorta feel the same way about Pearl but they've made her at least likable, I don't know why so many people like Lapis because she's badly written.
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>>85239497
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>>85239574
Her only job is to sit there and look pretty with her boring anime girl design and switch between being a sad woobie and being a stone-faced tsundere. That's all it takes to get people waifuing her. No consistent personality or development involved.

And it's working like a charm.
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>>85239539
Why does Pearl have an earth-cold? Noses don't get that red unless they're bruised or they have earth-colds.
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Steven: Caucasian Duh
Garnet: African British
Pearls: Caucasian
Amethyst: Latina Mi Torta
Peridot: Caucasian Nerd
Lapis: Pacific Islander
Rose: Caucasian
Rubies: Latina
Sapphire: African
Bismuth: African American
Jasper: Mestizo Latino-African
Diamonds: Caucasian Aryan
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>>85239585
you have offended many gorillas
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>>85239598
a fleshy guy can dream though, right?
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>>85239562
>Jasper keeps trying to dominate Peridot
>Lapis whips her back into obedience
>then Lapis takes all the good spots on Peridot leaving Jasper scraps
>Then Jasper sneaks in to getting some happy lappy
>Lapis says she doesn't like it but doesn't try to stop her

Welp, I'm gonna go to bed now.
Totally not gonna jerk off beforehand.
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>>85239613
What's there to dislike about her anon?
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>>85239574
Aloof and nonchalant, except around Steven.
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>>85239610
>It never happened
It hurts
>>85239489
>Greg winning
Awesome
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>>85239574
Emotionally detached teenager

If you ever knew one you'd recognize it in an instant
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>>85238945
Bismuth will never look good
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>>85239497
Everyone brightens up when Steven shows up. Even Jasper gets excited. Steven is best gem.
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>>85239669
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>>85239655
>you're pathetic, anon
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>>85239667
I think that's the weird thing about her. She switches between having PTSD that's taken very seriously and hinting at very deep emotional issues, being the funny straightman, and making fart jokes with Steven. Her character has zero consistency.
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>>85239574
a lewd slut who can't deny her tsuntsun nature
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>>85239585
#DicksOutForBismuth
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>>85239674
>Everyone brightens up when Steven shows up.

Except Onion.
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>>85239695
You can say that again anon!
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>>85239688
It makes sense if she's only pretending, maybe just to convince herself of her own self esteem issues.
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>>85239688
What's wrong with that? Do characters need to be consistent when they're going through a lot of shit?

She went from mirror -> malachite -> living with "the enemy" + still missing Jasper pretty quick senpai. She's probably under a lot of stress.
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>>85239719
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>>85239688
and judging from the previews it seems like she's fine with the cg's despite them having literally NO FUCKING INTERACTION or discussion on her inprisonment.
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So, uh, guys? What would be Peridot's main fetish? I literally can't think of anything she'd be weirdly into. Her personality is just too Zim like.
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>>85239688
I don't get it either. Is she the person who is naturally fun loving but has gotten it beaten out of her by depression and now constantly openly wallows in her own misery? Or is she someone who masks her emotions with stoicism and trying to remain indifferent because of everything she's been through? It's like they're mixing two different personality types and coping mechanisms whenever it suits them.
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>>85239284
Spot-on, I used to really like Peridot but they've reduced her to a obnoxious comic relief. I get she doesn't have to be serious all the time but they went way too far in the opposite direction.
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>>85239084
why there are clothes hanging around?
They don't need clothes
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>>85239748
That's the whole point anon. Someone is supposed to give her one.
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>>85239748
Intense CPH roleplay
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>>85239748
hand holding
being the worst gem
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>>85239748
vivisection/guro
pet play (both ends)
clothed sex
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>>85239757
Honestly, I'm just upset she's too nice to the Crystal Gem and Steven. I'd be perfectly ok if she was had a more Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z personality.
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>>85239742
Yeah Lapis' integration into the CGs has been incredibly lazy. Which actually surprises me. I thought, considering all the build up, that her integration would have much more time and focus than Peridot. I thought it'd go Jasper > Lapis > Peridot in terms of how long/how intense a redemption is.

But Lapis just kind of got thrown in there. Not only that, they jumped from her to an Amy arc without any resolution of Lapis. And now it seems like they're going to jump to Jasper soon. It's jarring when compared to Peridot, who had a clear and solid arc of redemption/joining.
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>>85239676
>Jasper will never have characterization as good as Bismuth

I'm a big freak but just one episode made me love Bismuth more
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>>85239498
join me in a three way with bismuth to make the HUGE pile.
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>>85239748
xeno
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>>85239647
>rose and Steven
>not jewish
>blue diamond
>not Indian (albeit still aryan)
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>>85239775
That'll be Jasper. But I thought they'd keep a little bit of Peridot's ruthlessness/struggle to empathize. Every time they hint at it, it's just a joke though and is cute and funny. She's literally just a cute and whacky cat-face kid now.
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>>85239775
> I'd be perfectly ok if she was had a more Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z personality.
At this point i think they are giving the Vegeta role to Jasper
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>what threesome would she be involved in?
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>>85239284
>>85239757
Keep in mind, people can act weird when they are out of their element. Put them into a completely different environment long enough and they can develop a completely different personality.
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>>85239578
>implying Jasper won't also be turned into a meme in due time
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>>85239462
There's no way this is real. This has to be an edit.
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>>85239574
someone's mad he can't have predictable animu archetype :^)
I mean, I hate her but I still get why she behaves the way she does. I know people like her.
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>>85239804
Nobody completely and absolutely changes. That's not how personalities work. That IS how lazy writing works, though. If this was how Peridot was meant to be all along, why even introduce a ruthless side to her character? She could have been bumbling from the very beginning and never menacing.
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>>85239742
the one thing that really bothered me with lapis was how she went from hating the CGs guts in her debut episodes to being chill enough to play baseball with them and do friendly shit like give Ruby a hand-five.... two episodes after she finally returned from the abyss that the writer's throw every character into when they aren't ready to develop them or make them into plot-devices yet. What caused this sudden change? Spending a year inside her hate-filled fusion with Jasper and thinking over how much of a cunt she was being?
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>>85239804
Nah, more like the Crewniverse sucks at writing strong villains so they reduce them down to retards.

Same thing is happening to Jasper. Eventually she'll be tied to the barn too just like the other gems. The only reason Lapis is so strong is because she's not loyal to Homeworld.
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>>85239755
Theories:
She's just depressed. She's apathetic towards things that should ignite passion and occasionally lapses into mild enjoyment on good days. Her being with the CGs is like an autist getting fired and just accepting the NEET squalor.
It was all a ruse to gain CG sympathy. She never really hated them, she was sent to befriend and destroy them.
Lapis is actually one of pearl's holograms
She's a snake person disguised as a gem and doesn't comprehend gem behaviour
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>>85239657
>Bismuth will never penetrate you
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>>85239822
>Nobody completely and absolutely changes
I'm not the same kid I was in middle school.
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>>85239811
its real
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>>85239827
That's not what it is. They wanted to introduce different sides to Peridot, which turned out to be innocent, naive, hyper, cute. And that's fine. The problem is they transformed her from one character into another instead of rounding out her personality. They couldn't think of ways to fit in her old traits, so they discarded them. Thankfully that'd be virtually impossible to do with Jasper, since aggression is so built into her personality.
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>>85239840
You underwent cognitive growth. Physical changes happened to your body. Gems don't grow like that dude.
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>>85239822
Isn't the whole thing that they are aliens made to fit specific roles and molds and are now breaking out of those and finding themselves?
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>>85239800
I just want a character who's able to express my annoyances about Steven's and the Crystal Gem's behavior and verbally abuse them for it :(
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>>85239805
jasper creates a new meme with every one of her appearances
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>>85239822
>She could have been bumbling from the very beginning and never menacing.
>I AM GREAT AND POWERFUL FROM MY COMPUTER
>DIEDIEDIEDIE
>CLODS CLODS CLOOOODS
>OH CRAP REAL FIGHTING BRB
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>>85239795
anon Jewish people are caucasian

Caucasian =/= White
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>>85239822
>Crush a robonoid
>Complain about going to Earth
Memedot was always memedot
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>>85239748
ENF, maybe public exhibition.
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How did we go from this...
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>>85239811
It actually is. It's from Earthlings, airs after Beta this Monday in America.
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>>85239840
But you're not an entirely different person with a different personality. If you think you are, you're probably lying to yourself. And even so, I wouldn't compare what Peridot went through to literally growing up and your brain changing/maturing.
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>>85239748
Clearly it's NTR.
>Jasper will come back and steal Lapis away with big orange dick
>Amethyst will seem like her fallback, but then Pearl will fuck shit up and Amethyst will end up going with her out of pity
>Steven already has Connie
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>>85239835
>The snuff fetish
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>>85239764
They have no idea what a clothesline is for and just think it's a weird human flag or something.
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>>85239853
Who doesn't wanna see this in front of them?
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>>85239848
That doesn't mean your entire personality and traits change. It means you round out as a person and your better traits come forward. You don't just discard the bad ones like shedding a damn skin. That's just bad writing.
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>>85239857
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While I understand complaints about inconsistency, it still always strikes me as odd.

Real humans are frighteningly inconsistent and self-contradictory. But we expect fictional characters to not act that way.
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>>85239822
Environments morph your views and behavior well into adulthood anon. I've seen people flip their worldview around when they've been forced into situations that challenge their ideals even in their 40s.
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>>85239862
she derived confidence and aggression from her enhancers like teenagers derive confidence from honda civics with spoilers and catback exhausts
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>>85239862
To this
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>>85239866
Winrar!!!
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>>85239866
Nice script
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>>85239846
What are you talking about, she's already a fucking retard.

>slinking away into the ocean
>ROSE! PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>blasting off again

She has become an absolutely silly character. Once again, another Homeworld gem is reduced to shit.
The team obviously sucks at staying true to serious characters. Unless all gems are absolute dumbasses at the core of their being.
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>>85239866
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>85239462
Chunky human + stocky (slob) gem... hmmm

I expect it will be cool to see, but it isn't going to be graceful or slender.
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>>85239876

Where is the thick cock imprint?
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>>85239866
petty single dubs fag
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>>85239856
She wasn't like that from the very start, though. They purposefully portrayed her as rather menacing at first. The first big signs of her being like that were in Keeping it Together.
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>>85239865
>you're not an entirely different person with a different personality
I'm not a reserved mute that pointlessly hated things just because they were different anymore. My personality definitely isn't what it used to be.
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>>85239894
Optimization for waifuability among Zim fetishists
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>>85239781
I wish SU would stop introducing characters with great personalities who will barely appear.
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>>85239866
WITNESS HIM!
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Just what the fuck are these retards talking about?

"I don't get Lapis character"

"Peri was such a cold stone bitch before"

do these fags even watch this shit or what?
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>>85239850
If they were smart, Jasper would be that person. I can't imagine a time when Jasper wouldn't butt heads to some degree and not be willing to call them on their shit or mock them.
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>>85239179
>"What?" comes from off panel
every single time jesus christ
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>>85239906
Why does this planet ruin everything?
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>>85239827
>strong villains
>Peridot
>strong villain
She's been jumpy and timid from the beginning.
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>>85239935
Name one besides Bismuth
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>>85239866
That's pretty good
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>>85239906
In just a single episode, they turned Yellow Diamond from an ominous gem empress into a angry schoolteacher. I really hope they don't botch WD and BD the same way.
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>>85239890
Your personality does not just change. Ever.
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>>85239947
Can't forget how the claws extend as she says it
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If Bismuth's va hadn't been a guest va do you think they still would have bubbled her?
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>>85239866
>tfw you're one # away from satanic trips
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>>85239930
yeah now you're an entirely different kind of insecure kiddo desperately seeking validation

>>85239965
>implying there's a difference
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>>85239956
Rose
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>>85239935
>>85239781
>Bismuth
>Yellow Diamond
>Yellow Pearl
>Only one appearance
Th-thanks Rebecca Sugar.
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>>85239954
There's a difference between jumpy and timid and becoming a literal meme

You'll all see in season 5 when every character goes the Peridot route.
>Randum Universe xd
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>>85238981
>>85239023
>>85239306
It's all been solved with this post >>85239352

I bet we'd all be as happy and tender hearted as screen if we never had to go through school.
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>>85239969
You need to get out more anon.
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>>85239989
You just implied that Peridot was intended to be some big tough villain. That is incorrect.
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>>85239965
I know how you feel. That was disappointing as well. I was hoping she'd be more of a smooth talker like we all expected at the time.
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>>85239978
I should probably point out I jumped into the conversation at >>85239865
I was just saying people can change, no need to get defensive.
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LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
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>>85239954
>Glaring down at Steven
>Coldly declaring him a problem
>Trying to crush him with giant hands

I'm not sure I'd say Peridot was timid at first. Jumpy yes, but in the neurotic sort of way not in the "aww so cute and scared" kind of way.
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>>85239944
Pretty sure these anons are just falseflagging /tlhg/-ers.
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>>85239956
Sardonyx, Yellow Pearl (we'll see more of her but I doubt she'll ever be more than a minor character), and Sugilite is a character I like and find interesting who will probably never speak again.
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>>85239979
How so? We knew she was dead before getting to know her character.
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>>85239925
noice
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>>85239894
I'd snuggle that special needs child any day of the week
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>>85239688
have you ever met someone with ptsd
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>>85239284
>>85239822
>>85239827
Peridot had ONE instance of technical cruelty and that was it
she was already showing her true nature by the second episode

you people are so annoying sometimes
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>>85239996
Learn how to people. You evolve, but the base of who you are remains the same. Your flaws don't vanish, you just learn how to manage them if you're a good person. Unless you had some accident that fucked up your frontal lobe.
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>>85239983
>implying Yellow Diamond and Yellow Pearl won't join the CGs and move into the barn

fucking pleb
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>>85240020
She still pops up though.
Also all The Rubies and also Sapphire.
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>>85239764
They don't "need" them sure but peridot likes to wear appearance modifiers from time to time.
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>>85240007
LOVE IS GOOD LOVE CAN BE STRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhgY4Te0uFs
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>>85239983
I'm really glad we'll never see the "black" character again? BLM needs to be put in its place.
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>>85240014
Do you think hardcore gamer edgelords are actually as badass as they act in WoW too?
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>>85239944
Apparently not
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>>85239539

It seems like she has the capacity to, judging by what the others say, but she probably just doesn't like to.

Considering how rigid she is, it's not really surprising.
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>>85240028
>Crushing the Peribot
>Trying to crush Steven without blinking an eye.

That's at least two. Different episodes too, if I recall.
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so every fucking star streaking through the sky really was just the rubies looking for jasper
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>>85239153
I wasn't the only one who thought greg looked like a thumb
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>>85240014
She practically squeaked when the cgs saved Steven from said hand immediately after tho.
>I'm reporting this!
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>>85240045
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>>85240064
To be fair, if I saw a fat fucking child with the incessant need to try and befriend things trying to kill him, I'd try and end his life too.
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>>85240065
DEEPEST LORE
E
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L
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>>85239539
Shapeshifting is now confirmed to be a difficult thing to do for most gems. Peridot even explained how it's such a significant waste of energy. Amethyst just happens to make it look easy.

Garnet can extend a limb and we can rule that off as her just being a fusion
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>>85240016

I think that's a bit too far but honestly who the fuck watches Peridot's first interaction with the gems and thinks "Wow she's such a cold stone killer".
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>>85240031
>Implying yellow diamond won't be poofed and bubbled
>implying yellow pearl won't move in to the barn and supply the new saltwater aquarium with a steady supply of tears
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>>85239131
>le wacky kill your self meme
xd
mlg amiritre!?!?!?!
wow wacky meme my dude
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>>85240081
Garnet shapeshifted with no issue at all. Remember when she and Amethyst shapeshifted into Steven? Amethyst just does it more and it's her specialty.
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>>85240075
Only to accidentally become his bff and the victim of R34!
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>>85240029
Your base consciousness doesn't turn into something else but your general disposition, how you approach situations and how you interact with others does. You know, the things that people usually consider one's "personality" to be.
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>>85240014
>Jumpy yes, but in the neurotic sort of way
This is what made me like Peridot so much at her first and subsequent appearances. (In the kindergarten on the screen, on Jasper's ship). Not that I'm too broken up about how she is now, but it's impossible to deny that her character changed at least some bit fundamentally

>>85240045
I guess bad taste is just inevitable in some people.
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>>85240092
Are you having a stroke m8?
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>>85240065
Every fucking star streaking through the sky is a Ruby stranded in space
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>>85240083
Nobody is saying she was a stone cold killer bitch. Just that she had pieces to her that weren't le whacky and cute and naive and we never see those anymore.
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>>85239539
Why would a servant need to shapeshift?
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>>85240092
Wacky meme indeed my African-American companion......
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So the placement of gem and its color is directly related to what diamond planted it, right? With the exception of rubies and peridots, maybe. Even with ocean jasper and biggs jasper it makes sense. Ocean Jasper being made by Blue Diamond and Biggs Jasper made by Yellow Diamond. I don't know, just kinda makes sense to me. Mixes of colors mean that multiple diamonds worked on the gem.
Now that I think about it, it's so very stupid.
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>>85240107
It's almost like people change when thrust into new environments with new people. Weird.
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>>85240092
i think you've had enough memes for one day, my friend
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>>85240092
Listen, somebody took the time to write it out. Even if only in the image he saved.

Consider that an honor in this year of our lord's eternal post-2006 summer.
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>>85239676

>everyone gives Bismith breasts

>everyone gives Jasper breasts

What for? They don't really have much there, they have pectorals like men do.
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>>85239229
I hope you realize this is the first time in our history that any TV show has aired exclusively here. No one could have been prepared.
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>>85240081
Garnet shapeshifts just fine and it doesn't seem particularly hard for her. She just doesn't do it often. Pearl has too, if we count them magically changing outfits as shapeshifting.
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>>85240101
Don't forget that being stranded on Earth was like, the entire basis of Peridot's decent into wacky madness.

When she was safe behind her technology and far away from the planet, she felt invincible. Like all of us here in /sug/
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>>85239585
ayo
*smacks anvil*
hol up
*le sass*
so u b sayin
*makes shit puns*
dat we sum kinna
*makes shitty upgrades*
hol up we sum kinna
*chimps out bc fat boy says violence is bad*
dat we sum kinna liberators n shit?
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>>85240083
She definitely had a very middle manegment employee air about her with her logs and whatnot. Never a good base for a strong villan, unless you're doing a subversion; the minions being more evil and scary competent than the so called 'big bads'.
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>>85240101
>it's impossible to deny that her character changed at least some bit fundamentally
Yeah, she changed because she was cast out of her element permanently. It's like a soldier becoming a grocery clerk or vice versa.
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>>85239956
Marty.

I know he's a shit head but I wanted to see him and Greg get into a bar fight together and have each other's backs. Marty being the brains and preventing people from pulling a fast one over Greg (since he's his conning property) and Greg being the heart and talent making sure they both don't do anything too evil.
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>>85240125
For fuck's sake, the whole argument was that people's flaws don't just entirely disappear. That's bad writing.
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>>85240107

Oh you mean like "Hnnnngg Why do you keep destroying my things?!" and "Imma tell on you!". or how about those times she mocked the CGs calling them names or imitating Steven's childish taunt, gee she sure did a 180° compared to her now.
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>>85240138
Breasts are better than pecs desu
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>>85240138
Anon
Those are pectorals
Really huge ones, Bismuth is built like a tank.
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>>85239179
>immediately bubbles self.
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>>85240028
Peridot has almost always had aspects of goofiness but she also used to be more irritable, unfriendly, and definitely not so zany and 'cute.' She does occasionally show flashes of her old personality but I wish it wasn't mostly thrown away at this point.
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>>85240140
>>85240095
That's a specific example. But in a fight? Garnet wouldn't try it.

Garnet and amethyst are shown to be the only gems to shapeshift, and garnet rarely does it like I said.

Also changing clothing isn't shapeshifting. That's also confirmed to be a separate thing.
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>>85240145
And I feel like that oddly arrogant middle management employee/tech nerd thing just went away and was replaced with cute so random kid. That's what sucks.

One would have thought that Peridot would play the straight man to some degree considering her original personality and her obsession with order. But that completely went out the window, which was weird.
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>>85240152
Peridot's flaws didn't just disappear. Her character growth was a gradual one. Did you even watch the show m8
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>character's personality isn't one-note
>this means they have no personality

How long must I endure this meme?
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>>85239800
>Every time they hint at it, it's just a joke though and is cute and funny.
This. I don't mind it being used in a humorous way sometimes, though. I think the part where she pushed Greg off the roof was very fitting in that regard.
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>>85240106
>Earth is being orbited by countless rubies who were originally sent on recon missions
>they wipe out any attempt humanity makes at launching more than a small handful of satellites just by being there
>this was not intentional but homeworld is going to leave it how it is
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>>85240142
>*smacks anvil*
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Man I can't wait for Eyeball to become a crystal gem before Jasper
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Baras in 2d are fine. But real life Bara chicks are really fucking gross. Honestly, I used to be into traps, but then I watched some trap in real life and I just can't get how ugly they are, and how they still keep their man voices. This is why characters like Bismuth and Jasper will always turn me off. Freaks need to leave!
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>>85240171
She wouldn't try it because she doesn't need to. Nothing suggests that shapeshifting is hard for Garnet. Amy just uses it a lot and built it into her fighting repertoire the way no other gem has.

The jury's still out on Pearl's shapeshifting though. It does seem weird that they've never shown her do it and that she seems to dislike it.
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>>85240141
>>85240125
It doesn't bother you at all that every Homeworld aligned villain are wacky/silly/dumbasses though?

>Rubies are dumbshits
>Peridot is borderline autistic
>Jasper is becoming lame and bizarre
>YD = pic related

It's pathetic. They're just a bunch of big 'ol memers.
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>>85240122
>placement of the gem
No.
>color
Maybe.
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>>85240157
Get this out of here. I'm taking all of your Bismuth points.
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>>85240177
I think the best way to explain the way I see it is what this anon said.

>>85240174
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>>85238945
Someone should recolor bismuth's hair to blonde and post it on tumblr
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>>85240174
>Nerd in a professional environment cannot possibly be a dork at home

If peridot was a real person she'd be the biggest weeb and own 2 cats, a bunny and porcupine.
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>>85240122
Coincidence? I think not.
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>>85239928
Yeah but when she was played menacing we only saw her for about 30 seconds, and she was more menacing based on what she represented (Homeworld returning) than what she actually was.
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>>85240200
All of the good guys are memers too, in this world it's meme or be memed on
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>>85240204
Didn't sucrose say in an interview that gem color has something to do with temperament? iirc she used teal as an example.
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>>85239084
>not art base
remove this pleb
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>>85240208
IMO it was hardly gradual. Her personality changed dramatically in the episode she called Yellow Diamond a Clod. Before, she was highly critical of everything Steven and Crew did. After, she didn't seem to care that much.
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>>85240200
Nice bait.
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>>85240200
is show for 10 year olds not intense Iain M. Banks Culture war
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>>85240174
I feel she still technically is the straightman in most instances, she's just expanding her horizons more. Remember, humor and music were near foreign concepts to her before coming to earth.
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>>85240174
I guess I kind of see this. It's not a weird choice to have that kind of character descend into zaniness in certain situations because it's funny, but I feel like usually it's not a permanent transformation like it was with Peridot.
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>>85240200
>YD = pic related
This is why I'm hoping for that fucking song to have some renewing effect on her character. I mean, besides that face she made after Peridot called her a clod, she was still a very satisfying character. Cold and calculating, yet able to angry when questioned.

That moment when she asks Peridot why she should terminate the cluster and does that head tilt and side-eye was pretty stone cold.
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>>85240200

They're not really made to do much beyond their intended purpose.

So yeah, if you yank them out of that element, it takes a while for them to get right.
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>>85240199
Remember in secret team when garnet was fighting pearl and amethyst and had them locked tight? And amethyst asked pearl to shape shift and pearl said she couldn't at that moment. That was a serious flight if fight moment and she isn't above backing away from a fight out of personal preference. Is that a good enough example?
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>>85240207
Big-tittied Bismuth will always be the best.
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>>85240207
Can I have a bismuth point? I enjoy muscle girls.
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>>85240174
I preferred this Peridot too. Too bad.
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>>85240214
If I remember right, Blue = Health Hazard, Red = Combustibility, Yellow = Reactivity, and White is any special attribute it has.
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>Bismuth didn't upgrade steven's shield

Or is it already flawless?
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>>85240218
You either die a Hero, or live long enough to become a Meme
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>>85240243
Example of what? Pearl's inability to shapeshift?
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>>85240278
She's probably just not good at it and needs to be calm and focused
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I'm just disappointed that they skipped peri and lapis developement together. Fuck one episode they're barely on speaking terms, and the next they're best buds. And no a fucking twitter account does not count as meaningful developement
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>>85240174
Peridot could've been the Dwight Schrute of Steven Universe :'(

Now the opportunity is gone. I'm so sad, bros!
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>>85240200
Thing is, that's kind of the nature of this show. The moments of drama are balanced with funny. The characters they do this the most with, they're purposefully trying to make less scary. The moment Jasper started acting like a Saturday morning cartoon villain was the moment I knew she was on redemption track. Remember that this is a kid's show, it can't always be tension tension tension.
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>>85240226
After she insulted her god she went full gemtard.
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>>85240278
Yes. And the general difficulty that regular gems have at shapeshifting. Amethyst is overcooked, she has an unstable form. Garnet is a fusion. They are the only gems besides Steven to shapeshift.
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>>85240245
I always see this artist on tumblr. Slapping tits on ass on Pearl is already a great transgression, but this may even be worse. This isn't even Bismuth.
>>85240256
Of course, anon. There's more than enough to go around.
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>>85240264

The breaking point prototype was for Steven
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>>85240064
But Peridot didn't change completely. For example, she was mocking mishap jaspers in front of Amethyst thinking it will make her feel better, in the most current episode.
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>>85240287
>Trying to figure out how girls make up

Why anon. What's the point?
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>>85239084
That silo should be falling over.
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>>85240298
Bismuth?
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>>85240245
If that's the case then let's see it done by Jasper.
>>85240270
XD
>>85240287
But......a Twitter account does push forward good personality in the 21st century!
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This is funny as fuck.
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>>85240298
I thought it was suggested that shapeshifting was one of the base gem powers? It wasn't presented as particularly unique, but Amy uses it more than others.

I think Pearl being a Pearl might be more of the block, not being a regular gem.
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>>85240264
Just tape a gun to the side of the shield. There, perfect. Speaking of, why don't they just use guns?
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>>85240309
Bismuth looks like she is specifically made to shapeshift Tbh

>>85240315
Where'd you hear that?
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reminder that bismuth would have shattered all the pearls given the chance

>>85240291
>She's not on a redemption track
>she's trying to engage in psychological warfare
>she's on a pathetic defeat track

>>85240304
I wonder if any of those mishap jaspers were at least waifu-grade

Like despite homeworld's best efforts to create an unstoppable army of quartzes, half of them come out so retarded that they start romancing the local fauna, prompting the corruption bomb because earth can only produce shit gems.
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>>85240313
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>>85240313
Who cares stop bringing tumblrshite on here.
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>>85240313
Where are they getting this abusive bull from?
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>>85239050
>mfw if there is another beach episode, Peridot can't change into beachwear because no shape shifting abilities.
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>>85240313
>Be jasper
>Just want to kick ass and chew bubblegum
>Bubblegum is banned on homeworld
>Ask your bud if she wants to fuse and kick some serious ass
>get raped

Oh wait, i get it. She's abusive because she's masculine.
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>>85240313
>(lapis did bad too but these never crossed into abusive actions)
Lapisfags are even worse on tumblr.

I've noticed they always talk about heavy set/buff characters being discriminated against on the show, but they always take Lapis' side no matter what.
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>>85240313
>Holding someone against their will essentially inside of you. Mentally beating them down to the point where they're portrayed as struggling, desperate, and gasping for air. And after they break free, they're still messed up from it.
>Not abusive

It's just because Lapis is drawn as pretty and delicate and is sad, isn't it? I'm no "JASPER DINDU AND LAPIS IS EVIL" person, but I'd argue that what Lapis did to Jasper was much worse than anything Jasper did to her before that.
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>>85240287
> He doesn't think supplementary material counts.
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>>85240315
Sugar said repeatedly it's because Pearl is psychologically inflexible with her shape. She knows who she is and it isn't up for debate, unlike Amy who constantly avoids having to be herself.
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>>85240195
>Baras in 2d are fine, this is why fans of 2d baras need to leave!
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>>85240346
>They have Lapis literally spell out that she was just as much of a monster

I don't know how much more the Crewinverse could do to make it clear that what Lapis did to Jasper was fucked.
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>>85240351
You got any of them sources?
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>>85240313
>Sending yourself anons to post them on /co/ for ebin (You)s
Neck yourself faggot.
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>>85240339
That's what human clothes are for, numbnuts.
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>>85240351
I don't remember this, but I guess I buy it. I just found her apparent distaste for shapeshifting weird, and her refusal to do so. Garnet knows who she is and is much more confident in who she is, but she pops out shapeshifting no problem while Pearl seems to defensively avoid it.
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>>85240345
kek
Jasper's life is suffering
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>>85240349
Anon, lapis's appearance is why she's one of the most popular characters on the show
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>>85240207
PLEASURE DOING
BISMUTH
I
S
M
U
T
H
WITH YOU
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>>85240170
I liked seeing her geology/kindergarten expertise in Beta and it seems in Earthlings she's the first one suggesting they should retreat and get reinforments to deal with Jasper (objective and calculative). Her old self is still in there a bit, but being exposed to a complete new enviroment and society left an impact. As she once said:
>Descend into madness
Also fun fact: The actual gemstone peridot gets chemically unstable when exposed to the earth's surface. So her development in the show fits this quite well
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>get raped
>never have a healthy view of relationships again
>exclusively seek out people even more fucked up than you are

jasper is rebecca sugar
and lapis is her autistic ex-boyfriend
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>>85240318
They use laser beams and launch rockets.
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>>85240323
Pearl said all gems can shapeshift in cat fingers, it isn't unique. Obviously Peridot can't since she's V2.0 or something, but the others should be able to.
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>>85240142
this was funny when the trailer came out and everyone thought she would be a stereotype but the episode proved that wrong, she wasn't sassy
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>>85240336
She said in a recent interview that she made her comic, Margo in Bed, for dealing with the aftermath of a bad breakup.

They seem to be jumping to the conclusion that bad breakup=abusive relationship. Now, I WILL say her previous boyfriend was batshit insane but they shouldn't jump to the conclusion that he was also abusive. That's a pretty hefty thing to assume about someone's personal life and we can't know that unless Rebecca says something, so these lapisfags need to shut the fuck up.
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I want to be abused by Lapis.
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>>85240356
Tumblr's reasoning for Lapis calling herself terrible is that she's stockholming hard. Never mind the fact that Jasper got mentally fucked up way harder than Lapis without even realizing it.
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>>85240349
>It's because Lapis is drawn as pretty and delicate and sad, isn't it?

Yes, yes it is. Her design is the only reason she got as popular as she did. Tumblr can say what it wants, but they're suckers for pretty, delicate, thin, white-featured girls as much as the rest of the world. That's why Pearl is a huge favorite too and the one that's shipped the most.

I find it all pretty funny, actually.
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>>85239265
About a year(or 2) ago, I imagined "Steven and the Crystal Gems" with Lapis playing a tambourine.
>Beta
mfw
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>>85239084
Whose clothes are they drying?
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>>85240387
to be fair
Jasper is doing a great job being a bloodthirsty warrior now
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>>85240387
Jasper is the one portrayed with the stockholm syndrome here. Lapis can't have stockholm when she was in the captor role.
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>>85240380
I bet she still has him locked up in her basement, he screams but nobody hears him.
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>>85240404
She isn't. She's messed up about fusion and is about to get so triggered by fusion again that she fuses with a corrupted gem. Her little rant about fusion to Stevonnie was a hint at her mindset.
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damn, if Peridot went with them to the moon she'd of been to witness Steven drifting off in space to his doom, I wanted Peridot to suffer over Steven like the other CG.
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>Eyepatch gets redeemed before Jasper
K E K
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>>85240387
fucking hell, Lapis is living the life. She's watching TV, making art and dancing with Peridot in a kick ass barn.

Jasper is digging holes out sand to cage wild animals she wants to fuck. She probably sleeps in a god damn cave.
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Best Gem, Peridot? Nah! Garnet? Bitch, you is midget lesbians in a trench coach! Lapis? More like Lapis tried drowning two innocent children!
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>>85240413
>"I'm gonna give you the Sugar!"
>"Rebbeca, please! No!"
I believe it
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>>85240373
Her appearance
Her voice
Her snorty laugh
How easily amused she can be
Her completely non-threatening personality that anyone could learn to accomodate
How easily steven won her over just by being nice
The way she has just enough snark and depression to appear flawed, but not enough to be too fucked up to handle

Lapis is literally designed to be your girlfriend.
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I want to be abused by Jasper. Softly.
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>>85239775
I feel like there's more to this picture.
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>>85240426
She sleeps in the ocean. Also, I feel like her "ocean home" is more sign of her Stockholm syndrome too.
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>>85240427
Autism* (Autism)

*Autistic
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>>85240421
she was triggered by fusion before Malachite too, tho

enough to already want it
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>>85240427
No one is as Pearl-fect!
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>>85240174
Forgot to refresh but my post >>85240378 applies to this too. Her straightman personality is still in there. Also this >>85240235
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>>85240431
I really want to know what happened to that autist, one of the last things he posted on his deviantart was his blood smothered on piece of cardboard saying how much he hates the normies.
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>>85240427
Pearl? More like a middle aged indian man on hormones.

Thread consensus at this point is that the only good gem waifu is yellow pearl
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>>85240402
It's art
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>>85240442
I bet she had to retreat during the war because of fusion
Forever triggered
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>>85240214
Hank Hill confirmed sneople that shills diamonds and diamond accessories.
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>>85240433
>Non-threatening

She tried to drown children, held someone against their will and admitted to liking it, and regularly smacks things around with giant water limbs.

Stop ignoring the best parts about her, anon.
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>>85240455
It's a meep morp, get it right
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>>85240378
>Reinforcements*
Fucking autocorrect
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Speaking of suffering, poll time:

http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161
http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161
http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161
http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161
http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161
http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161

I'm gonna need you to try real hard and not just pick your waifu, okay /sug/?
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>>85240441
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>>85240462
Do I look like a filthy lesbian gem degenerate? Fucking Peridot and Lapis couldn't have made a more retarded word
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>>85240452
Don't forget peetle, ironically enough she's probably done steven the least amount of harm.
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>>85240397
Holy fuck this is pretty true. How assmad would Tumblr be if someone pointed this out to them?
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>>85240427
>>85240452
Bismuth, I know that's you, pls go
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>>85240461
>was cracked
>just barely fucked up enough to not be perfect
>does cool things

wow another super girlfriend
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>>85240468
>no steven

his life is hard man
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>>85240474
But peetle is a horrendous monster that's no longer of any use

You might as well shatter her and use the shards to bring your anime figs to life
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>>85240468
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10935161
Might as well just ask the question who is your waifu
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>>85240397
>implying tumblrites actually give a shit about anyone other than boosting their egos
>they're such good people
Come on, anon.
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>>85240482
>queen
I know he's a little fruity, but come on anon
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>>85240422
Peridot could have pulled Steven back to safety. He's probably full of trace heavy metals from eating all those contaminated, recalled Cookie Cats.
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>>85240433
That's all a cover-up for her sadistic, sociopathic tendencies. She appears to be kind and innocent at first, and next thing you know she's drowning you in toilet and fusing with you while you're asleep.
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>>85240468
>no peetle
>no bismuth
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>>85240476
They'd just deny it and say they headcanon Pearl as Asian-coded and Lapis as whatever race-coded. They'll never, ever admit to the natural bias that everyone has.
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>what went through your head during Peridot's debut?
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>>85240493
i think you were supposed to make lapis sound worse
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Compilation of every time Jasper said "Rose" when?
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>>85240421
>she fuses with a corrupted gem.
Gem equivalent of fucking a dog. They're never redeeming Jasper, aren't they?
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>>85240507
Sweet the green ones here, I wonder when the orange one will show up
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>>85240493
That's just arousing anon
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>>85240507
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>>85240476
Some people on tumblr do point it out. But then, the posts like those are screencapped and posted here as example of mad sjw's.
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>>85240510
So like.. 8 times?
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>>85240492
Can't he just fly? Where does the oxygen in his bubble come from? Will the episode be about making Steven happy so he can fly back or are they supposed to find something in space.
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real talk: will jasperedemotion ever happen? will we see another crystal gem?

also wtf was with those amy/jasper fusion screenshots? fake or nah
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>>85240510
I'm sure Mkatwood will get around to it soon....
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>>85240426
>Lapis = NEET
>Jasper = bunker survivalist
Sounds about right.
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>>85240508
>>85240518
Why do you guys want to be abused by Lappy? That doesn't sound very arousing, but different strokes for different folks I suppose.
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>>85240521
Because Tumblr usually points it out wrong. When they do it, it's clearly just them being butthurt about their favorite not getting attention.
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>>85240532
Nah she's too busy getting decimated by sucrose
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>>85240528
He can't fly, he can just fall slowly. Kinda like gargoyles.

The oxygen in his bubble is probably left over from him bubbling while being pulled into the vacuum of space, but still inside the moon base.
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>>85240512
gem equivalent of fucking a schizophrenic bum

at least dogs are as sane as they ever were and ever will be

>be corrupted gem
>get fused in the bum by jasper
>later, get uncorrupted by steven's plot magic
>someone opens a bag of cheetos in the same room as you and the traumatic memories come flooding back

>be gem dog
>get fused in the bum by jasper
>this is great you hope she'll play fetch later
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>>85240531
Jasperdemption is obviously going to happen. Anyone who thinks it won't has no concept of story writing and hasn't watched this show before. You don't have to even like Jasper to see this.

Fuck's sake, we have a screenshot of Jasper looking half-corrupted and in pain while Steven makes puppy eyes, clearly wanting to help her. It's inevitable now.
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>>85240531
Fake obviously, and Jasper is the perfect "villain rn." so I don't think there is a need or reason to have one anytime soon
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>>85240536
I don't get it either. I mean, why would you want to be abused by Lapis when you can be abused by Jasper?
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>>85240536
who doesn't have a nice little rape fantasy about a gem or two...
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>>85240537
Nah, I think it's the language that pisses 4chan off. "Butch queer women are shown in a negative light and femmes are always redeemable, where is intersectional feminism" etc.
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>>85240508
Okay, how about this: Lapis slamming you against the walls with her water hands, getting so drunk her wings turn into vodka instead of water and then she beats you even more, and she breaks your electronics when she gets angry. Doesn't sound so nice does it? Well that's what it'd be like to have Lapis as your wife, she has proven herself to be unstable and crazy. She even tried to drown two kids!
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>>85240528
It's about Space Ruby pulling a Newton's Third Law sacrifice to push Steven back toward earth after a bit of character development and lore.

Also, I'm pretty sure Steven's flying is limited to "float" or "sink" and doesn't have a "propel" option.
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>>85240551
>probably left over

I get that. I'm wondering what replaces the used up oxygen?

Didn't he jump really high?
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>>85240468
No Peetle?
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>>85240557
Does this picture imply that Jasper used to beat Peridot?

hot
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>>85240571
>forcibly getting deep rimmed by Amethyst
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>>85240568
because jasper wants to be abused, not the other way around

dyewts
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>>85240476
This happens occasionally. Tumblr as a lot of brooding, inner conflict.
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>>85240583
>Space Ruby pulling a Newton's Third Law sacrifice to push Steven back toward earth after a bit of character development and lore

N-n-no. Not her. Anyone but her.
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>>85240582
Getting drunk of my wife's water wings sounds pretty sweet to me...
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>>85240492
She kinda did in Gem Drill. When Steven started to feel unwell she was starting to show concern and when he really passed out she immediately rushed towards and called out to him. Eventually when he regained consciousness she was still right next to him calling his name and begging him to wake up.

Amethyst and Peridot will always be more sister figures to Steven compared to Garnet and Pearl. But I love these small rare moments when they also show some maternal concern towards him.
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>>85240582
>implying lapis slamming you against the wall is a bad thing
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>>85240591
Probably elite gems like to beat/hurt their workers to work harder, and as long as the gem doesn't shatter they can do it as hard and as much as they want.
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>>85240591
Why else would Peridot be traumatized by everything that looks remotely dangerous
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>>85240582
>Lapis gets drunk and slams you against the wall with her water powers
>Get insanely drunk every time she does it
>instant party
>she breaks your computer
>no time for shitpost, drunken partying forever

If it works for peridot it works for me
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>>85240582
Are you alright? The ending sounded really personal.
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>>85240596
>implying my dick gives a fuck
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Can gems get drunk?
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>>85240582
I want Lapis to give me a violent vodka enema
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>>85240591
The way she was treating the corruptions in Beta makes me think something like that isn't too far fetched.

Jasper has huge disdain for "weaker" beings, she's probably completely unconcerned with Peridot's well-being at best.
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>>85240588
Jumping really high isn't the same as flying. A lot of comics have Hulk jump for several miles, but no one says hulk can fly.

Nothing replaces the used up oxygen. If he was just normal human, he'd probably die in several hours, not from lack of O2, but CO2 build up. (google "how long can you live in an airtight room") But this is a cartoon, so he'll get saved in 11 minuets.
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>>85240631
No.
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>>85240631
>ingesting foodstuffs
>ever
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>>85240568
That is the first art I've ever seen of Jasper flexing her sleeves off. Is there more? Come on humanity, don't let me down!
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I understand why rose cuntz would want to bubble bismuth but why would steven?

I really don't understand the point of him doing that.
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>>85240591
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>>85239330
I really hope the Crewniverse will put that ship to eternal sleep

I don't get shippers. They've flat out called it "the worst relationship imaginable" and yet people are imagining that it's cute, it'll happen
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>>85240582
Wow, she sounds LA-PISSED OFF!!
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>>85240647
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I wish lapis was shattered so she would just be laparts
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>>85240626
You got me, a blue lady tried to drown me and my gf when she was having a mental breakdown. Worst day of my life
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>>85240659
CARLOS!
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Why the hell is Jasper's emergence hole twice her size? Is the implication that she took up more resources to make?

Is she secretly much taller, but keeps herself shrunk down due to regulations/self-challenge?
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>>85240667
Wow, look at lappy go!
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>>85240675
She's from concentrate
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>we'll never see Steven spit in his hand and rub it over Pearl's damaged gem
>we'll never see Amethyst and Garnet holding Pearl down because she keeps trying to escape

who got the rope so I can kill myself already?
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>>85240667
I thought your wife gets drunk and beats you while breaking your stuff.
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Ayy it's the middle of burgernight go to bed or something, doesn't school start this week for burgs
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>>85240692
just practice art so you can draw your own fapfiction
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>>85240339

Pearl can't(?) shapeshift, but she has beachwear.
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>>85240591
>>85240619
>>85240639
I doubt it was Jasper, but definitely a higher up or Peridot's "manager" who we still haven't seen. Jasper was really physical around Sapphire and Lapis, but never lay a finger on Peridot. Peridot was even comfortable enough to talk back to Jasper. It wasn't her.
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>>85240339
She'll reform into an outfit she can take off obviously
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>>85240531
The screenshots are real, but it's not a fusion.
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>>85240694
Nah, that's just some shit I came up with off the top of my head to make Lapis sound terrible. But it seems like you fuckers like girls that beat you to a bloody pulp, I guess I can't stop you.
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>>85240667
I thought you were Peridot venting off some true stories on 4chan
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>>85240007
I don't get this meme
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>>85240725
How did you know
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>>85240704
just reform to be naked and get some outfits
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>>85240731
Do you know where it's from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
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>>85240731
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
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>>85240422
So this episode will end with Steven landing on homeworld, right?

I mean that's the only good ending it can get for a season finale.
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WELCOME TO MY RINGO ZONE!
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>>85240667
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/co/1470558683145.gif&v=HKTVlOtbDXE

btw,it's in Dutch.
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>Peri and Lapis discover art organically

I fucking love it!
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>>852407431
Look where my hand was!
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>>85240749
very unlikely, but we'll likely get massive law dump in those 2 episodes. They might end up becoming allies of the rubies and they'll give the CG intel on homeworld activity
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>>85240743
this is like musical shitposting
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If YD is supposed to represent a militaristic leader, and BD an aristocratic leader, will WD and PD represent a religious and democratic leader, respectively?
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>>85240776
imagine if you shitposted but with modulations in pitch and rhythm

>human discovery of music after years of trying to represent inane babble about giant futa lion women by scrawling on pieces of bark
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Great episode, especially the first half with Peri and Lapis. Peridot's redemption was worth it just for this.

I'm just a bit bothered by how huge Steven and Amethyst's heads were in this episode.
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>>85240195
>real life Bara chicks are really fucking gross
Welll
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>>85240784
WD is the religious side.
PD is the proletariat.
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>>85240769
what got deleted anon?
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>>85240776
Global Rule 77: Talking Heads discussion is on-topic and allowed on all boards.

Still waiting on my Peridot in "Stop Making Sense"-era oversized suit art.
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>>85240195
You say this as you post the one character who would be undeniably non-negotiably hideous in real life. Congrats anon
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>>85240371
pearl just has a neurotic unfun personality. she doesn't like food or shapeshifting or humans or very much of anything really.
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>>85240796
Girls with that much muscle need some fat to smooth it all out
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>>85240800
.............nothing
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>>85240796
Body builder isnt necessarily bara. Julia Vins is a better example
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>>85240195
If you think 2D bara girls and traps are hot, why would you let the fact that 3D versions of them are ugly ruin your enjoyment of good 2D?
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>>85240807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9CjnDufqeQ

Don't Worry About The Great Diamond Authority
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I guess I'm the only one who like Lapis and Peridot together. Peridot knows Lapis is fucked up and is trying to be considerate and caring, which shows when Steven mentions Jasper and when Peridot leaves and asks Lapis if everything is alright.

Lapis on the other hand only opens up to Steven and has given up on everything else or rather she wants it to look like this is the case, while the true may be that she is repressing her feelings to the point that she shows what she thinks unconsciously like with the "Art" she has done, some were about Steven and the other was about her being trapped in a mirror.

This is really a complex relationship about a fucked up person who has given up on a lot of things and someone who cares in her own way, I mean Lapis could just leave and it'd be okay as long as Steven knows where she is, she could also ignore Peridot but she takes part in Peridots ideas, I liked how Peridot somehow managed to get Lapis to smile.

I do feel like this is taking a toll on Peridot though, it must be really exhausting to deal with Lapis on a daily basis, there must be some periods of time where they don't talk for days with each other, their relationship must be very brittle and on the verge of collapse.
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>>85240814
>pearl
>unfun
it's like you haven't watched the most recent episodes
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Why is killing bad but imprisoning someone unconscious for 10k years is ok

why let peridot walk around free but not bismuth
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>>85240796
I think I see a bulge down there.
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So are we finally getting a comfy campfire scene with Peri and Lapis?
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>>85240814
>pearl just has a neurotic unfun personality.
Pearl is a lot more fun and loose lately ever since Mr. Greg

>Connie's first mission
>Steven's training
>Bismuth's appearance
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>>85240313
Yep, tumblr has this widespread mentality of trying to cloak whatever they dislike, whether it's a character, a ship or an idea, into "objectively being harmful to survivors so just letting you know liking thing x is problematic and harmful and hurts others so idk maybe never talk about it publicly again if you want to be a decent person uwu" type bullshit.

Instead of saying "I don't like this, it annoys me, I wish people would stop liking it because I don't want to see it" which is what it's all about, they go "yeah liking this is problematic and triggering to survivors and also romanticizes abuse, it's not about me, it's about the survivors, think of the survivors"
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>>85240835
Because the killed ones can't be brought back.
Peridot is harmless, compared to Bismuth.
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>>85240843
Oh shit your right. Is she finally getting better?
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>>85240835
when did Peridot attempt to murder Steven again?

hell the Homeworld gems seemed to be deliberately using non lethal weapons during The Return/Jailbreak
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>>85240835
>Why is killing bad but imprisoning someone unconscious for 10k years is ok

Because you can always bring an unconcious, bubbled gem back to try to talk to them and change their minds about the thing they were bubbled for, or if you realize you made a mistake.

You can't bring back a shattered gem.

Also, bubbled gems aren't suffering, they're completely unconscious, while shattered gems are experiencing something worse than death or unconsciousness; they're experiencing shattered consciousness. It's like deliberately lobotomizing someone.
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>>85240835
Being unconscious for 10k years is basically just time travel. Who doesn't want to time travel?
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>>85240843
She's been so cute lately, I love it
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>>85240850
Oops I mean you're* I'm too tired for this shit>>85240850
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any of y'all niggas got the other fake leak with rose and pink pearl?
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>>85240840
Yes, we'll see if Doritos taste well in water
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>>85240827
>Whatcha gonna do when you break outta jail?
>I'm gonna have some fun!
>What do you consider fun?
>Fusion, natural fusion!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiMhe4E0pI
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>>85240858
She got a nice long dicking during which the stick up her ass got dislodged. Based Greg.
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>>85240843
she has been better since she is getting laid now

really helps with the stress relief
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>>85240234
>Iain M. Banks Culture war
Are the series worth reading? Checked the wikipedia page and it seems pretty interesting.
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you guys think we'll see another couple on the show?
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>>85240862
That's obviously fake because Pearl's homeworld form had way different hair when she reformed, in the '''''''''''leak'''''''''''' she had the same hair and Rose looked like shit
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>>85240872
Yes. There are criticism but they are quite interesting.
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>>85240852
Tried to crush Steven in Marble Madness, and fired lasers at the CGs and tried to crush Garnet and Pearl in Friend Ship
>>85240835
We've been over this five thousand times shut up
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>>85240873
yes

Connie and Steven aren't dating yet
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>>85240852
She tried to crush him with giant robot hands
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>>85240877
>the other fake leak
lmao dude i know
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>>85240873
Wtf, that's the gayest Motorhead shirt I've seen! He's not part of the Brotherhood of Man!
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>>85240873
Maybe.
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>>85240349
>It's just because Lapis is drawn as pretty and delicate and is sad, isn't it?
Yep

Which is actually a good move from the crewniverse, showing that abusers are not always the ones who look like classic wifebeaters, that sometimes it's the one who appears to be the more innocent victim who's actually the worse abuser, but of course you can't expect this to get through to some people, no, Lapis is cute and mopey and has a dress and she's sad, which means that surely she's the victim and was justified in her actions

Like that one fanart where Peridot is alarmed over Lapis and Amy supposedly being sad over what Jasper did. Fuck, Lapis hurt Jasper way more than Jasper ever hurt Lapis, all Jasper did to her specifically was detain her on board for a few hours after it turned out she's a traitor who's been collaborating with the enemy, leaking and withholding vital info regarding the military mission they're on, and grab her a bit roughly and proposing fusion in a somewhat intimidating way. But the fans are trying to twist it all into "Lapis is traumatised because of Jasper", which is completely the opposite of what went down.
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>>85240820
don't hold out on me boy
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>>85240895
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>>85240873
depends on what you mean by couple

no one is gonna get married or become a perma fusion, I doubt anyone would even do something as formal as "officially start dating"

but I think they might tease the end game ships a lot more and some characters might end up being defacto together sort of like Steven and Connie are, I mean there is nothing official or overt but everyone knows they are a couple
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do you people think lapis invites guys from beach city to do femdom

because I randomly had that idea and now I can't get it out of my head
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So Jasper is basically a jobber now right? Shit, hurry up and make her a vegeta and get on with the real bad guys
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>>85240917
I could see it happening
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>>85240816
It's during a competition.
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>>85240917
ntr pls go
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>>85240917
>>85240926
Peridot films it all
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why do people defend Jasper when she is obviously evil?
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>>85240917
Hey anon, wanna get wet
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How jealous is Pearl gonna be of Amethyst after Monday's episode?

I hope Smoky Quartz looks good, I would hate if the first new fusion in forever was ugly
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>>85240905
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>>85240937
When she first found out about it she was deeply disturbed but after awhile she really enjoys watching
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>>85240935
How is that ntr
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>>85240853
>talk to them and change their minds about the thing they were bubbled for, or if you realize you made a mistake.
Then they shouldn't bubbled her again anyway. For it doesn't matter if she stays there one day or a millenia she doesn't have the ability to think and reflect on things
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>>85240941
I've been asking this since The Return
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>>85240941
>evil
that's a bit of a stretch

I don't think anyone in this show qualifies as evil, which is good because people in real life aren't evil we just like to simplify things by claiming they are
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>>85240944
I'm pretty sure Smokey Quartz is going to be ugly. Feels bad man.
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>>85240899
It's even more complicated than THAT. Lapis IS traumatized by what happened, but not because Jasper hurt her, but because she enjoyed hurting Jasper. She saw a horrible part of herself and it fucked her up too.
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>>85240867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47YAcpCa5dM

>Homeworld has no air
>All the trees are dead
>No one ever dies there
>No one has a sense of personal autonomy or self-worth
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>>85240952
Lapis x Greg
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>>85240944
>fat
>short
>androdgynous since its a boy and a girl
>with stockings and shorts


Its going to be ugly as sin
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>>85240969
that ship really isn't a thing
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>>85240923
Not even. Jasper is like Javert in Ghost. A former muscle whose prior teammate left to join their enemies. Stuck on a hostile world with no way back, and only knowing how to fight, they wonder around aimlessly occasionally fighting the good guys. However, since their strength and only point of pride has been greatly outpaced by everyone else, all they can do is lose and then run away.

They are not true jobbers, since they are not strong compared to their opponents' current forms and thus they are not being used to showcase the opponent's strength compared to their own. More like red shirts, whose purpose is to showcase the monster's abilities against an opponent they can easily beat, who don't die.
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>>85240895
What do you think Sour Cream is listening to in that scene?

Something comfy I hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2sFSiaS65E
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>>85240793
Its fucking Lamar and his hair problems. He either draws them too big or too small. There's.no in between with that guy.
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So are the diamonds built to rule and if so by who
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>>85240969
gtfo
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>>85240871
The Murdercock Strike Again!
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>>85240957
>For it doesn't matter if she stays there one day or a millenia she doesn't have the ability to think and reflect on things

Shattered gems can't think or reflect on things either (well, not as well as an intact gem, anyway). The shards of a former gem barely understand anything. Remember how the cluster was talking? It couldn't even use full sentences, which means its thought process was at a pretty primitive level.

Bubbling is a suboptimal solution, but it's better than shattering.
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What can I get for 10 Jasper Points?
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>>85241000
Jaspoints*
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>>85240983
A progenitor species. We figured that out years ago. We're just arguing if the gems killed them or something else.
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>>85240978
It just seems weird that Jasper went from being stronger than Garnet to getting whupped by Stevonnie
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>>85240983
S N E O P L E
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>>85241000
Apparently trips.
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>>85240944
Seeing Peridot's reaction to Smoky Quartz in one of the screencaps, it can't be pretty
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>>85241000
One set of free weights.

Jasper considered giving one weight at a time but decided against it because she didn't want to risk you doing an exercise improperly using just one weight.
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>>85240983
The gems are definitely some kind of robotic workforce created by a long-vanished civilization.
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>>85241012
I think that look is more of shock

also it doesn't have to be pretty Sugilite wasn't pretty but I wouldn't say she was ugly either
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>>85239270
Perfection.
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>>85241000
>>85241004
2 handy of your choice and 1 Jasper handy milking
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>>85240944
>>85241012
If they're both quartzes, is it homofusion enough to be legal on Homeworld?
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Is Beta pt 1 and 2 airing on Monday or just part 1?
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>>85241005

They just uploaded their minds to the ancestors of gems because they were much more efficent than organic life. Then generations of gems started expanding and improving themselves.
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>>85239270
Or right. Frankly he didn't do anything. Rose probably took some of his hair to create Steven.
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>>85241040
>Lapis as the Major.
I didn't know I wanted this.
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When are we going to see another decent fight

Jasper vs Yellow Diamond, after Yellow Diamond throws Jasper away as obsolete/expendable
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>>85241046
part one
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>>85241040
No because it still creates a new entity
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>>85241007
At this point, it should be clear that everyone outperforms jasper with the exception of amethyst and peridot. And I mean, I fully expect Steven to be able to defeat her one on one at this point.

Everyone has been training and overcoming struggles while she was getting mindraped by Lapis. She's no longer the quartz she used to be, but her pride won't let her admit to this. She's weak now, because everyone else has become better.
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>>85241046
Beta is Part 1, Earthling's is part 2. They're both airing on tomorrow.
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>>85241046
wait no sorry, both parts are airing
then no new episode on tuesday
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>>85241021

Maybe they never vanished at all. The gempire is 100% waging an interstellar war somewhere. They are resouce starved enough to build runts, can spare only single soldiers on missions, even runts are forgiven of serious fuckups because of gempower shortages and they are desperate to finally deploy their WMD.
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>>85241040
I don't think so

I feel like quartz is a class with multiple gems within it, Rose Quartz, Amethyst and Jasper are all different enough to fuse into new things

also I don't think Steven could really homofuse even with other Rose Quartz assuming they exist at all
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Hey /freaks/, question! How does it feel knowing Jasper is the Ultimate Quartz, but will never be redeemed?
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>>85241007
She wasn't whupped. That hit on the head diddn't even scratch her.
She was just pissed again that noone would fight her in glorious and honerable 1 on 1 combat and everyone teamed up on her
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>>85241077
What resources do they even need

Crystal gems don't eat or even brethe
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>>85241079

I seriously hope Steven will get to fight or atleast see a homeworld Rose Quartz and get scarred for life.
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>>85241090
They need whatever ingredients are used to make that red liquid they inject into planets to create new gems.

I have no idea how the liquid is made, but it has to come from somewhere.
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>>85239674
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>>85240989
No I mean it more like "Hey how about you talk to your old friend and ally first before you put her on ice for an unlimited amount of time."
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>>85241084
They need to be reassured that Jasper isn't shattered or fused in a corrupted state first
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what's kindergarden kid about?
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>>85241090
Whatever minerals a gem needs to be created
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>>85240816
You mean hydration. The whole hard veiny fitness competition look is achieved through being dehydrated
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>>85241085
>Nobody in the main cast will ever fight Jasper one on one and win
>Except Lapis, because she's the perfectest and the most powerful and one time she talked to a super intelligent computer and one time a bismuth hurt her, but just a little bit and she got better
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>>85241097
>>85241104
Ok why not just not make gems
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>>85241101
Oh, yeah, I agree that they ought to have talked to her. Bubbling her was a reasonable decision that Steven made after she attacked him and he had to defend himself, but once he brought Bismuth back to the other gems, they should have let her reform and talked to her.
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>>85241090

Replacing lost ships, destoyed colonies and making new gems must cost resources too.

>>85241097

It always bothered me how the CGs never came around to decommission the Kindergartens and destroy the injectors in 5000 years.
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>>85241103
could be referring to Peridot, Jasper or Amethyst
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>>85239270
HEY SHAKE A LEG
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>>85241111
Bismuth>Lapis

Steven>Bismuth

do the math from there
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>>85241077
They could be fighting other Von Neumann machines. SU's setting might be real dark, galaxy-spanning civilizations of all-consuming replicators fighting for planets.

>>85241097
Also maybe simple materials, like for their vehicles and weapons. Although a spacefaring race so advanced shouldn't have too much trouble with that, useful metals and elements are all over the place.
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>>85241121
other than the CGs who is destroying their stuff
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>>85241118
Because gems want to ensure the survival of their species, just like us.
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Come to think of it, baby sour-cream and Pink diamond have never been in the same room together....hmmm
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>>85241084
I'm happy about my baby being canonically a damn fine specimen
I'm happy about her getting screentime and development, it's not much but every little bit counts
I'm fairly sure she'll get redeemed, she was just introduced as so intimidating she needs to be portrayed weak or ridiculous or such for a bit so that people can accept the redemption

All in all, it looks good
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>>85241090
Resources as in draining the surrounding area of its ingredients to create gems. Have you seen what happens to a localized area after a gem is made? It becomes a barren wasteland. Considering how long gems have existed (countless millenia) it wouldn't be far fetched to say that their controlled planets are running out, and need to rely on the bare minimum to make gems that don't have the full range of power (Peridot). They're running out of places to make Gems.

Earth would have been perfect with its vast array of different minerals, but then Rose thought human dick was 2gud and ruined everything for everyone.
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>>85241146
they are immortal so they could all just hang out
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>>85241148
Or have they?
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>>85241126
LEG A GREG
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>>85241148
considering we've never seen pink diamond out side of maybe fake leaks, that could be said for anybody

Pink Diamond is secretly Hitler
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>>85241121
The CGs don't care about getting anything done. Steven has achieved more in rehabilitating corrupted gems in one year than the CGs in 5000. He's done more to heal pearl's fucked up grieving in a few months than the rest of the CGs in 15. He's done more to fix amethyst's issues with being earth born than the CGs in 4000. He did more to fix the rift between bismuth and the gems in a few days than rose in another five thousand. The CGs are the queens of being fucking lazy cunts who never get shit done.
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>>85241154
They can live forever if they don't become damaged or destroyed, yes, but attrition happens. Even if they never fought any wars, accidents would slowly cause population decline.

They need to be able to make new gems to replace the ones that something happens to (though admittedly they wouldn't need very many if they weren't fighting a war/wars).
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>>85239647
Pearls could be East Asian too i suppose, hell, Japanese geishas are pretty much the same thing
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>>85240195
Sure, anon, sure.
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>>85240895

They need more fanart desu.

Especially Buck.
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>>85241135
Where's that gif from? The finale?
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>>85241159
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>>85241151

Then it turned out Rose sold out Homeworld on a whim. She didnt care about or understood the biology, culture, history or languages of humans and just acted on being a humanaboo.
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Whats that /sug/ your race episode was shit

>mocking_nor/mlp/eople_breaking_down_in_tears_because_at_least_steven_universes_100th_episode_was_only_a_little_shit.jpg
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>>85241171
That's different, because she's an actual muscle woman who has a little fat on her and not the seran wrap skin attained by constantly dehydrating yourself mostly reserved for Mr. Universe competitions.
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>>85241182
Greg flashback episodes pretty much confirmed that Rose didn't know jackshit about humans. Even after spending thousands of years with them.
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>>85241173
JA sueña!
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>>85239891
Are you from the 902?????
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I've been on /sug/ for 9 hours straight I need to leave for my own health, if anyone has some good shit to post do it quick pls
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>>85241184
Are you normally this stupid or are you trying extra hard right now?
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>>85241201
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>>85241201
get some sleep anon
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>>85241187
My friend, that gif is a closer definition of bara than those sinewy weirdos you keep mentioning. My argument to anon is that bara women are a good thing to have.
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>>85241201
The greatest thing ever animated.
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>>85241184
what was your mom on when she had you
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>>85241203
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>>85241182
Rose Quartz believed all dicks were precious, and worth protecting.
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>>85241218
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desomorphine
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>>85241203
I feel like I'm the one who is stupid. Because I don't understand anything in that post. I get that he's going on about ponies and 100th episodes and that's it.
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>>85241164

Cause gems are spergs who think and act on either geological timescales or jump in like spergs. They just go with things as they happen. Even with Rose around they were content do their little things without really rocking the boat.

Also, it must have been a huge shock to go from an army of thousands or even more into a four gem squad. Maybe they have just given up on the whole thing.
>>85241193

Every single gem is an autistic robot whos behavior only superficially resemble humans. Rose not getting how a babby must be protected is a huge sperg moment.
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>>85241203
Nah, he's just really skilled at being an idiot.

I guess that makes him an Idiot Savant
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>>85241205
Bismuth got carried away with the shapeshifting again. Her natural instinct to flash her gem junk pops up from time to time.
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>>85241232
You, I like you......
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_4068643225&feature=iv&src_vid=oHC1230OpOg&v=BLikP6BDH5w
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>>85241232
No Stephano stop you're better than this
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>>85241230
>Every single gem is an autistic robot whos behavior only superficially resemble humans.
This is particularly apparent with Lapis and Peridot. Especially in Beta.

They mimic human behavior, because it is strange, but don't actually get any of it or how it works. It's just amusing because it is different.
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>>85241232
>>85241248
......that' why I'm going to kill you last.
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>>85240460
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>>85241227
Anon is saying the horsefuckers are mocking us because there recent race episode was great while ours was trash.
But then they break down in tears because while our recent 100th episode was bad there (less recent) one was utter shit.
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Fuck, that Beta 1 ending. I need more
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>>85241201
Only 9 hours?
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>>85241232
I dont think i have ever been insulted in such a hilarious manner before.
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>>85241289
People still watch mlp? What's more, people still watch it while saying it's good?

Is this how people feel when they find jungle japs still fighting WWII?
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>>85241070
>then no new episode on tuesday
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>>85241257

Peridot was a lowly technician trying to do her job and she was doing well until she got marooned, poofed, captured, interogated and forced to confront her idol, nearly killed again and forced to build shit for the CGs. All while being deathly afraid of the Cluster hatching.

Lapis was broken from the start, we have no idea what her job was even supposed to be,.

Jasper is more interesthing though, how her sanity is slowly eroding when trying to carry out her quartz duty. Amethyst does the same angsting about trying to be a good quartz and failing the same way.

Even Pearl didnt manage to be truly free, she just latched on Rose as a master and acted like a stereotypical devoted servant.

The only one not being a complete autist about her role is Garnet because she litererally invented herself so she is free to be a gaynigger from outer space. Its really funny when she is interacting with humans though because she quickly reveals that she is just as much of a sperg as the other gems except shes just better at playing it cool.
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>>85241312
>>85241070
I thought we were having a new episode Tuesday too. Are we not?
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>>85241226
Wouldent it be funnier to post something used on pregnant women.
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>>85241327
Eh, probably. I was just thinking of these people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJDBKrHzkNc

But you're right, Thalidomide would have been funnier.
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>>85241070
>no episode Tuesday
yes there is
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Guys...
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>>85241346
SOON...
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>>85241346
>>85241348
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Ok i have a question.
Why are steven and amethyst walking to the barn when there is a warp pad 15 meters from it.
Still this episode has me hype so far
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>>85241346
>>85241348
Wait where does this come from?
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>>85241357
Because they're both fat and need the exercise.
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>>85241365
I don't want to get in trouble, I'll post more in a bit
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>>85241365
edit
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>>85241372
Yeah sure man. But I'm not deluted enough to fall for this
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>Rewatched The Return-Jailbreak to see how far everyone has progressed
>They could have had Lapis onboard without even bigger mental issues from second season onwards if she wasn't fucking retarded
AAAAAAA
Why did she think the crystal gems were definitely going to imprison her?
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>>85241406
Well, it happened once...
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>>85241406
Lapis lies and manipulates. Don't believe her.
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>>85241406
Because Lapis is the most poorly written character on SU. (I like Lapis, but this is objectively true.)
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>>85241289
I liked Slice of Life.

>>85241308
"'My Name Is Ozymandias, King of Kings
Look Upon My Works Ye Mighty And Despair'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."

But yeah, some people still enjoy ponies.
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>>85241353
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Was there an episode yesterday?
i can't seem to find one
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>>85241406

IIRC everyone thought the CGs imprisoned her and she had a good reason to fear them. The CGs lie a lot by omission to Steven, the audiences viewpoint character so their undertone always seems shifty. People went crazy with theories how the CGs are actually evil who harvest gems and Steven shouldnt trust them. For a short while it looked the whole series is headed into full on grimdark territory.

Then it turns out it WAS a CG who poofed her and Pearl never really explained why she never thought about freeing the gem stuck in a mirror she found. Even now she only gives a fuck about Steven and stay on earth because she cant go anywhere else.
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>>85241424
except she knows it was homeworld who put her in the mirror and crystal gems just found her when she explains it to Steven
>>85241442
yeah seems like it
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I still can't believe no Canadian recorded it.
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>>85241462
Not since Bismuth.
But I saw a leaks of Beta on Youtube & Dailymotion.
Fair warning, it's a cliffhanger ending and the next part hasn't been fully leaked yet so... venture at your own peril.
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>>85240917
I don't think Lapis knows what a vagina is.
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>>85241427
>>85241406
>>They could have had Lapis onboard without even bigger mental issues from second season onwards if she wasn't fucking retarded
What the fuck are you talking about? Lapis took a bit one for the team. there is nothing retarded about that. She wanted to protect Steven.

>Then it turns out it WAS a CG who poofed her and Pearl never really explained why she never thought about freeing the gem stuck in a mirror she found.
Because she didn't knew there was a gem inside. she even said she never imagined it in mirror Gem.
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>>85241462
No. There are no new episodes on the weekend. The most recently released episode was Beta, which only came out in Canada on Friday.

America gets Beta and Earthlings on Monday.
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>>85241435
How could Bismuth think her 5000-year-old weapons could take on modern Homeworld tech? She didn't even witness The Song, or whatever it's called now.
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>>85240983
Isn't it obvious? Gems are just a more advance versions of Replicators.
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>>85241442
>Because Lapis is the most poorly written character on SU.
That is completely false.
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How is there not a better Beta Mega yet?
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>>85241501
And Beta literally feel like a 22 minute episode that was artificially cut in half.
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>>85241506
She still hasn't internalized that 5,000+ years have passed. She only just found out about it, and apparently you can't feel the passage of time while bubbled, so it doesn't seem real to her yet.
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>>85241357
Man that episode was great.

I guess this confirms that earth was considered important if they sent the perfect gem which make it really odd that they sent such incompetents to retrive her
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>>85241498

>inside

It was literally stuck on the back of the mirror. Pearl is a dumb motherfucker.

>>85241506

Cause no one sat down to talk things over with her.
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>>85241498
>CGs could've fused into any of their available three forms and wrecked jasper
>Established that Lapis could beat Jasper with one aqua punch
>Malachite bullshit justificed in any way
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>>85241517
Every Canadian assumed an other Canadian would do the job, so none bothered doing it.
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>>85241370
But they fight all the time
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>>85241527
>It was literally stuck on the back of the mirror. Pearl is a dumb motherfucker.
And? You do realize that a lot of Gem tech rely on Gem stones that aren't actual Gem people right?

Pearl actually said it's not supposed to talkback. She really didn't know it was a gem person.
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>>85241511
I think you mean less advanced
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>>85241526
All gems properly made come out "perfect". This is more to showcase how Amethyst and Jasper are opposites.

Amethyst is the sole defective gem to come out of the perfect kindergarten while Jasper is the sole perfect gem in a defective kindergarten.

"This hole is perfect!" is not as important as it seems.
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>>85241469
>there are people on this board right now who still think our bismuth was the one who poofed lapis.
Sure theres more validity to the theory now we know there not meant to be fighters but its still wrong.
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are Lapis haters mostly butthurt Jasper-fags?
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>>85241498
>Pearl never really explained why she never thought about freeing the gem stuck in a mirror she found.

That's not the point. The CGs wanted to bubble her AFTER Steven told them there's a gem inside. The CGs didn't care.

Also:

>"I just came to earth as a tourist! Really, I didn't even know there was a war."
>"You're the rebels? Yes, I was imprisoned by the evil government. Thank you for liberating me. I really like what you did with the place."
>"Why was I poofed by a CG? Ha ha, don't ask me, I'm just lil' Lapy, ha ha."
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>>85241528
But it is. We have actually see in Watermelon Island that Fusing into Alexandrite take a big toll on Pearl and Amethyst and they ere already exhausted.

Garnet had actually been well roughhoused by Jasper and if it wasn't for her taking advantage of the terrain (throwing Jasper into the Generator), she might not have won the first confrontation. There was no certainty they wouldhave actually wone the second one, especailly as they were all exhausted.

>>Established that Lapis could beat Jasper with one aqua punch
We have been over this a million times already. Jasper was holding her. The first thing she try to do is run away and Jasper grab her.

The moment Lapis would have tried something funny, Jasper would have poofed her in an instant. Remember how Lapis don't want anyone to get close to her and keep her distance? She is a glass canon.
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>>85241475
Yeah, homeworld put her in. And then the CG found her (well Pearl) and kept her in.

Then when Steven revealed her, they immediately reacted with hostility. They of course, did have reason to be wary of the mirror, but being hostile like that means she had no reason to trust them.
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>>85241527
>Cause no one sat down to talk things over with her.
Nobody even bothered to explain to her that the rebelion was corupted not shattered.
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>>85241575
You sound deluded. Like the kind of person who would ignore facts in favor of his own headcanon. Like the kind of person who doesn't believe Opal or Alexandrite could manhandle Jasper and blast her off into the horizon in five seconds.
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>>85241568
>That's not the point. The CGs wanted to bubble her AFTER Steven told them there's a gem inside. The CGs didn't care.
They did care. They were afraid it was an homeworld gem and thus dangerous to Steven.


>"I just came to earth as a tourist! Really, I didn't even know there was a war."
It started during her visit on earth. Lots of new colonist in Algeria were in the same position when the conflict started.
>"You're the rebels? Yes, I was imprisoned by the evil government. Thank you for liberating me. I really like what you did with the place."
the reason she was imprisoned was because a CG poofed her. she has as much reason to hate Homeworld than CG.
>"Why was I poofed by a CG? Ha ha, don't ask me, I'm just lil' Lapy, ha ha."
because she was caught ion the crossfire? Like I said, something similar happened to many tourists in Algeria when the conflict started.
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>>85241552
You could clearly see that peridiot was amazed any gem could come out this perfect not just from the shitty kindergarden she was despretly looking for a flaw.
She was fucking terrified at the idea of amethyst trying to fight her after her discovery.
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>>85241585
The CGs are hostile to everything not Steven by default.
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>>85241602
There is no destitution. Quite on the contrary, I take the most straightforward interpretation of the show.
Everything I mentioned is direractly backed up by the show.
>Like the kind of person who doesn't believe Opal or Alexandrite could manhandle Jasper and blast her off into the horizon in five seconds.
Now, THAT is headcanon.
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>>85241608
>It started during her visit on earth. Lots of new colonist in Algeria were in the same position when the conflict started.
Yeah the argument that she was there to fight or anything is pretty weak.
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>>85241308
Well i dont think anybody could say it was worse then beach city drift.
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>>85241546
You have to wonder how gems can tell, or if they even care. Your entire race is gems, and you don't stop consider that maybe this gem part used to be somebody? Gems are really bad at being inquisitive, even smart gems like Peri.
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>>85241630
I am sure her little balls she crushed wasn't a real gem person.

...

I wasn't , wasn't it?
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>>85241630
>Gems are really bad at being inquisitive
It even extends to steven which is rather odd because greg is pretty inquisitive.
Steven did not even think to ask about the bubbled bismuth in lions mane.
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>>85241621
Stevonnie can beat the shit out of Jasper. It takes major gymnastics to say that any other multi-gem fusion would lose against her.

Sardonyx, Sugilite, Opal. All of those are stronger than Garnet, and Garnet could stand toe to toe with Jasper. It's ridiculous to think they would've lost without Lapis pulling a malachite.
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>>85241552
Jasper's indignation at Amethyst being a shit gem makes more sense now. It's like if a rich kid was given everything in life but still came out a fuck up, while a poor kid who started with nothing became a champion of men. If I were Jasper and knew that about Amethyst, I'd probably want to crush her into dust too.
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>>85241646
He also still hasn't even looked inside that chest that Rose left for him in there.

There's gotta be something interesting in there, but Steven is just too fucking uninquisitive to even glance inside.
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>>85241608
I like how you compare the CGs to the FLN and Homeworld to France.

>shoot down government drones
>blow up ancient holy sites
>train little brown children to fight in wars they can not win or even understand
>abuse prisoners
>glorify your crimes in songs
>massacre innocent colonists and collaborators
>abduct kindergarteners to indoctrinate them
>hijack and intentionally crash spaceships
>define yourself by a declaration of faith in semitic boy

I can see the resemblance
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>>85241656
Makes sense
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>>85241665
I don't know why people say Rose "left Bismuth for Steven" Bismuth was bubbled for 5300 fucking years. Steven wasn't even a consideration until the last 14 or so years
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>>85241665
Only way i could see anything opening that chest is if connie takes a look inside lions mane
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>>85241649
>Stevonnie can beat the shit out of Jasper.
After Steven signifivcally been improving in strngth and power control and having got much more training.

And after Amethyst had already confronted Jasper a bit.

And After Jasper herself has been slowly losing it.

>Sardonyx, Sugilite, Opal.
Did you miss the part in Watermelon Island where Amethyst and PEarl are completly exhausted out of the fusion. It's clear fusing take a big chunk on them and they were already in a bad shape for the second confrontation.
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>>85241665
Maybe... Maybe Rose's gem is actively stopping him from thinking too much. Like in that short story where smart people got a little audio device implanted on their ear so every time they tried to think too hard, the noise would distract them.
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>>85241680
>T-t-they were too tired!
Anon, pls. Jasper was just as tired. Everyone was tired.
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>>85241691
I am not saying they couldn't have won. I am saying it wans't a sure victory. she was a real threat and Lapis took the sure way.

She exchanged a maybe for a certain.

Let's not forget Japser was there for the first war, she actually has experience with fighting fusion.
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>>85241684
That makes a scary amount of sense.
Holy shit steven really is a weapon

Then again all the other gems are uninquisitive (im pretty sure amethyst had already heard of the beta kindergarden (unless im misremembering) but she never went to have a look) to so maybe its just genetics
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>>85241712
>(im pretty sure amethyst had already heard of the beta kindergarden (unless im misremembering) but she never went to have a look

Yes, she heard about it in It Could Have Been Great, when everyone is on the moon and Peridot mentions that the Beta kindergarten isn't nearly as nice as Amethyst's kindergarten.

She even saw its exact location on the screen, but didn't bother to ever go there.
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Beta part 1 720p where
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>>85241684
I have this theory that Rose Secretly has a Machine that prevent humans to question too much Gme stuf that she set up because 4 00 years ago, Human started religious war worshipping them and it was the only way to stop it.

The side effect is that everyone are bit too much lowbrow now when it come to obvious things they should question and no religions at all. She never told the other gems because she felt ashamed to rely to Homeworld tactics.

Since she is gone the machine isn't maintained and it's starting to deteriorate and a few, like Ronaldo, are starting to pick it up.
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>>85241725
Perhaps she did but since it's in Stevens perspective we never actually see it
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>>85241725
Amethyst doesn't give a shit about homeworld shenanigans. When Peri mentioned the beta, she shrugged and went "thanks?"
Kindergartens are a sore spot for her, so she'd try to avoid bringing it up.
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>>85241726
see>>85241533
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>>85241739
Fucking Canadians.
0 bombs were not enough.
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>>85241726
We won't be getting a nice copy until it airs in America on Monday, because none of the Canadians bothered to do it.
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>>85241754
>Monday
CAAANAAADAAAAAAAAAAAA
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PINK DIAMOND SPOILERS
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>>85241772
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>>85241649
Stevonnie managed to land one good hit which poofed the corrupted monster underneath Jasper, but still didn't even scratch Jasper herself let alone incapacitate her. She just retreated because she hadn't anticipated Steven/Rose fusing with a HUMAN, nor the half-human abomination fusion being so strong, so she took a time out to reassess the situation.

However she was physically quite fine, absolutely not having had the shit beat out of her. If she'd decided to continue the battle who knows how it'd have gone down
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>>85238981
This. Seriously. I'm known amongst my peers as a guy who typically isn't in a very good mood, but it's really bloody difficult not grinning like a lunatic whenever I see any new episodes.

Steven is to me like pic related
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I hate canadians
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>>85241575
>Jasper was holding her.
why the fuck you lyin.mp3

Seriously it's hilarious how unable some Lapisfags are to accept what happened, even trying to change the show canon by insisting that scenes didn't happen the way they did
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>>85239138
It's referred to as a Sextant!
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>>85241791
I see fusions as gem-based jaegers with two or more "pilots". The more synced the pilots, the more powerful and focused the fusion will be. Stevonnie is almost always perfectly in sync, while another fusion like Opal is prone to breakdown because Pearl and Amethyst end up arguing with each other.
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>>85241563
I doubt it, rather just people who didn't waifu her and are put off by the blatant apologist dindu nuffin worship
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>>85239226
Melee, duh. She would probably main dorf or bows.
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>>85241811
That's the moment she made her decision, not before. Also, she is still in reach.

When Jasper first grabbed her, she was further than she is there.

>even trying to change the show canon by insisting that scenes didn't happen the way they did
I am actually taking the scene for what it is: Lapis taking a bullet to be sure Steven doesn't get hurt. this is what the episode tell and this is what happens.

There has been zero lies and when Lapis was fighting the CG she made sure that they remain away from her.
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>>85241811
Lapis was further away when Japser first grabbed her.

she is still in reaching distance.

It's like you want at all cost the writers to be wrong/stupid and discard any other explanation that would actually make sense.
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>>85241726
Whats so important about a high resolution.
Im grateful just to have 320p as an option so i can spare my bandwith.
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>>85241705
>she was a real threat
Yeah that's why she was begging Lapis to fuse with her even though Homeworld and Jasper both really looked down on fusion, because she was such a huge threat

Come on. She begged Lapis to fuse in order to be able to win. She even said it herself, her chances alone were not that good.

And in any case, Lapis could have fused, taken the fusion to the water (they were right next to the goddamn ocean, it's on Lapis' turf) and unfused in the environment which she can control 100% and hold Jasper down while Garnet et co poof her.

The whole Malachite months-long permarape fusion thing at the bottom of the ocean was 100% just Lapis wanting to release her anger on someone else, and be the jailer.
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>>85241865
We want a high resolution copy because we don't live in a third world shithole and don't need to worry about bandwidth.
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>>85241861
Sauce on that peetle?
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>>85239992
>I bet we'd all be as happy and tender hearted as screen if we never had to go through school.
We would also be just as stupid as steven so its not worth it.
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>>85241861
bug is for hug you absolute degenerate
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>>85241868
>Even Jasper thinks that shit was dark
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>>85241868
>Yeah that's why she was begging Lapis to fuse with her even though Homeworld and Jasper both really looked down on fusion, because she was such a huge threat
>Come on. She begged Lapis to fuse in order to be able to win. She even said it herself, her chances alone were not that good.
My point exactly.
Just like Lapis, Jasper wanted a sure victory, not a maybe.

In a Jasper Vs the CG confronttion, Japser had chance to win, but also to lose. And there was a good chance Steven would have been badly hurt. Just as ther was good chance Jasper would have lost in the end.

So Japser decided to fuse to make sure she would win, and Lapis choose to fuse to make sure Steven wouldn't get hurt.

Both acted with the intend of sure victory.
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>>85239050
peridot can't get murdercocked because no shapeshifting powers
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>>85241850
>I am actually taking the scene for what it is: Lapis taking a bullet to be sure Steven doesn't get hurt.
Nah, anon. It's Lapis making the decision to imprison someone else in retaliation for all the crap she's been through. Even if that someone is unrelated, it doesn't matter to her.

Saying that "Jasper was holding her" when she fused is a lie. Don't try to go around that with bullshit like "well she had been touching her before and in theory could have reached over" - that's not the same as "holding her".

And once again, Lapis should have unfused the moment she had Malachite in the water and let the CG poof and bubble Jasper. The whole months-long forced fusion imprisonment thing was totally unnecessary and is just Lapis choosing to abuse an unrelated gem and enjoying it, because she enjoys causing pain - she even admitted it HERSELF. It had nothing to do with "protecting Steven" and you know it
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>>85241712
It probably helps that steven never went to school he was never taught to be curious about the world around him because he has terrible parents who think not going to school is acceptable.
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>>85241868
>The whole Malachite months-long permarape fusion thing at the bottom of the ocean was 100% just Lapis wanting to release her anger on someone else, and be the jailer.
there was a bit of that, but keep in mind her first idea was to run away. Her choice is mostly motivated in protecting Steven.
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>>85239264
I haven't played a wrestling game in ages. Now I want to create a Jasper. Fuck.
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>>85241880
Why not both
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>>85241898
>Series 2 Gems are immune to murdercock
SHIT FUCK DAMNIT
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>>85241880
>Not fugging the bug

Do you hate her? Do you think she's not beautiful? Oh you'll fuck that whore Lapis, Grimace, and the thin white douche, but no not Peetle. Never Peetle. She's pretty, but it'd be better if we just stay friends with Peetle.

You piece of shit.
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>>85241899
>It's Lapis making the decision to imprison someone else in retaliation for all the crap she's been through. Even if that someone is unrelated, it doesn't matter to her.
see >>85241894
>So Japser decided to fuse to make sure she would win, and Lapis choose to fuse to make sure Steven wouldn't get hurt.
and
>>85241908

her main motivation is Steven. She even say so later in the dream episode.

>Saying that "Jasper was holding her" when she fused is a lie.
It's not a lie. She was holding her. It would be a lie if I said she was holding her the whole time, but that's not what I said. But she was in grabbing distance the whole time. Direct Water attack was never an option.
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>>85241923
>Grimace
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>>85241772

Damnit, Sugar!!!
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>>85241899
>And once again, Lapis should have unfused the moment she had Malachite in the water and let the CG poof and bubble Jasper.
You are awre she wasn't fully in control, there, right? Japser wouldn't have let her expose herself. Taking her prisoner was as far as she could get.
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>>85241899
>Don't try to go around that with bullshit like "well she had been touching her before and in theory could have reached over"
It's not bullshit, though, it's actually true.
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>>85241908
>at first she tried to escape so that totally means that when she changed her mind and decided to torture someone else in a permafusion for months so that it started to erode their sanity because she liked causing pain, it's completely fine, because for a few seconds she was about to leave :3
>Lapis herself states on screen that she enjoyed taking it all out on her former teammate who wasn't responsible for her original imprisonment at all, but I'm going to ignore that and decide that I know what she's thinking better than she herself does, it was all mostly to protect Steven, even though Lapis herself says differently

Lapisfags, holy shit. Delusion so strong not even clear canon can penetrate it
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So since those pink diamond leaks were confirmed to be fake does anyone have a sauce on the artist?
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>>85239084
Those pipes have no foreshortening at all.
They look like they were just Photoshoped in onto of the picture.
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>>85241923
>QWA SQUAAACK GROWL PSCHOO

WREE CURAH BLURGH GRR? ROWR RUAAA GRUH SNURRRK? SQUAAAACK ROURK BRRRAAA, SHHH BRUCK SNEEERK, BRUOCH SNERK ASQUAAAK. SQUAAAAK SNURBL, WRARBL WRARBLE FREENS RARBLE RARBLE.

BLARBL CRORK CWLOD.
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>>85241922
Truly the strongest of gems
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>>85241981

DON'T CALL ME A CLOD YOU CLOD!
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>>85241969
The Pearl of that era looks super hot.
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>>85241878
Sorry lad. Wish I knew.
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>>85241969
The funny thing is that no one has confirmed that this is fake. And then it turns out that it was leaking.
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>>85241969
Easy to tell this is fake since this Pearl doesn't have the same silhouette as this here which is apparently her first form.
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>>85241965
>>at first she tried to escape so that totally means that when she changed her mind and decided to torture someone else in a permafusion for months so that it started to erode their sanity because she liked causing pain, it's completely fine, because for a few seconds she was about to leave :3
It mean it wasn't her primary intention. Also, completly ignoring the fact that her main intent is not revenge but protecting Steven.
>>Lapis herself states on screen that she enjoyed taking it all out on her former teammate who wasn't responsible for her original imprisonment at all, but I'm going to ignore that and decide that I know what she's thinking better than she herself does, it was all mostly to protect Steven, even though Lapis herself says differently
She said a part of her enjoyed the fusion and the power that came with it. Watching the same episode as you, she also clearly state she is alos disgusted by that feeling and in the end refuse to fuse with Jasper again.
>on her former teammate who wasn't responsible for her original imprisonment
Jasper is responsible for making her prisoner again, and worst trying to use her against the one person she actually care about, the one that freed her. Her dislinking Japser is quite justified.

>Lapisfags, holy shit. Delusion so strong not even clear canon can penetrate it
There is zero delusion, I am actually taking the episodes for what they show. You are the one trying to read "Lapis is bad" at all cost, ignoring clear element so you can keep justifying your own interpretation.

Unlike you, I actually take everything. I do acknowledge that there was revenge and recent. I do ackonledge that there was enjoyment in the fusion, but unlike you, I actually see there is more than that, plainly to see in the episode.
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>>85241941
>You are awre she wasn't fully in control, there, right? Japser wouldn't have let her expose herself.
By "expose" you mean separate the fusion?
Once again, you're lying. Jasper tried to leave the fusion, while they were in the ocean, so Lapis definitely had the upper hand, they were surrounded by water - but she chose to hold Jasper in the fusion. Claiming that "Jasper wouldn't have let her leave" is just flat-out denying what's canon on screen and claiming that actually it went the opposite way.
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>>85242010
I don't know, figured this was a nod towards her pilot appearance
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>>85242022
>By "expose" you mean separate the fusion?
>Once again, you're lying. Jasper tried to leave the fusion
False. It's even explicitly said Jasper fully enjoyed it. What Jasper tried to do (and succeed in watermelon island) was taking over.
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>>85241997
Monosodium glutamate/post/show/954929/
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>>85242011
>There is zero delusion, I am actually taking the episodes for what they show.
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>>85242030
Actually the one just after this is a nod to her pilot appearance!
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>>85241923
FINE I'LL FUG THE BUG
better be so good my dick explodes
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>>85242035
Jasper didn't enjoy it to begin with mate. You can see in the picture she's trying to pull out. Her face is the one trying to tear itself away.

It was only after the pain from having her fusion hymen broken did she start to enjoy it.
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>>85242022
>Claiming that "Jasper wouldn't have let her leave" is just flat-out denying what's canon on screen and claiming that actually it went the opposite way.
What is canon, on screen is that one
-Jasper tried to take over
-Jasper enjoyed it

Also, what is also Canon onscreen is that when Fusion break, more oftne than not (Opal, Alexandrite in Fusion Cuisne), the gems don't really control how they are going to separate or where they are going to land.

Jasper wanted the power to overwhelm the Gem, not break the fusion.
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>>85242058
Never argue with an idiot, he'll count your chickens and fool you twice.
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>>85242035
>jasper tried to leave the fusion
>false

Nigga she tried to unfuse as Lapis dragged them into the ocean at the end of Jailbreak, as screencapped on >>85242022
Also in Chille Tid it's made very fucking clear Jasper is constantly struggling to be free, she's in literal fucking chains, gasping for breath

You're actually going full Soviet propaganda here, trying to insist that stuff clearly animated on screen in the show actually never happened because muh Lapis dindu nuffin - while also insisting that you "take the episodes for what they show", it's fucking hilarious and sad
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>>85242044
My mistake, pre-pilot poster
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>>85242044
How did pearl go through four regenerations if she was supposedly poofed a thousand times during the war?
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>>85242078
Oh huh, you might be right there!
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>>85242058
And how breaking out of Fusin would have been a good thing? It simply means being back at square one expect Lapis doesn't have the element of surprise anymore.

Also, Gems have no control of where they land when they break out of fusion, see Opal and Fusion cuisine

Lapis plan to take Japser with her was still the surest way to go.
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>>85242070
see>>85242090
How is breaking out of fusion a goo thing to do when Lapis would have no control of where Japser would be after that.
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>>85242070
Lmao truuuu
Jasper prolly wants to fuse again w her because she realized how much water there is on earth
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>>85242004
Of course that is fake, are you blind?
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>>85242070
>You're actually going full Soviet propaganda here, trying to insist that stuff clearly animated on screen in the show actually never happened because muh Lapis dindu nuffin - while also insisting that you "take the episodes for what they show", it's fucking hilarious and sad
I take it for what it is. Lapis did it for many reasons, but it's clearly established her main motivation was to protect Steven.
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>>85242110
Actulee, It's been clearly established that she did it because she wanted to torture someone.
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>>85242004
The most obvious thing apart from the cn logo is the shitty background
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>>85242022
I will remind you of your quote >>85241899
>And once again, Lapis should have unfused the moment she had Malachite in the water and let the CG poof and bubble Jasper. The whole months-long forced fusion imprisonment thing was totally unnecessary and is just Lapis choosing to abuse an unrelated gem and enjoying it, because she enjoys causing pain - she even admitted it HERSELF. It had nothing to do with "protecting Steven" and you know it
>the moment she had Malachite in the water
The picture you shpw is when Malachite is still out of water. Again, why would Japser let Lapis expose her when she is in a situation of weakness?
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>>85242120
Wrong. In Chile tide, she explicitly say she is doing it for Steven.

She also later admit that she actually had enjoyment out of it, while showing at the same time that she was disgusted by the feeling (telling Greg she don't want to be in a position of command).
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>>85242090
>>85242101
Anon, that's exactly why Lapis stopped Jasper from breaking the fusion. Because then she wouldn't be able to contain Jasper.

So that is why Jasper initially didn't like the fusion.
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>>85242149
So we agree maintaining the fusion was the best option?
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>>85242080
Where is that said?
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Lapis is a gross pearl recolor who shouldn't exist and should have never returned.
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>>85242131
>In Chile tide, she explicitly say she is doing it for Steven.

She's rationalizing. Quite common among psychopaths.
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>>85242162
It was never said. People assumed she went through 5 different reformation by counting the amount of forms she had when she reformed.

We can scratch out that theory, now.
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>>85239436
because dingo is american(?)
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>>85242171
Or she is talling the truth. There is no reason to not believe it.

If she was a psychopat, she wouldn't be disgusted by her own feeling and telling Greg she do not want to be a dominant position.
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>>85239436
>Implying you don't love videos shot by people with parkinsons
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>>85242124
>The picture you shpw is when Malachite is still out of water
Riiiight being neck-deep in water is being "out of water", just like Jasper was totally holding Lapis while she agreed to fuse

You're constantly flat-out lying about how the scenes happened in order to defend Lapis. Such delusion, wow.
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>>85242195
Again how braking out of fusion would be an advantage for Lapis?

we would be back at square one.
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>>85242184
>she wouldn't be disgusted by her own feeling and telling Greg she do not want to be a dominant position

She wouldn't do either of those things if she wasn't aware of her own evil urges that she's trying to fight.
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>>85239056
>octagonal cut
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>>85242238
But she is aware of it and that's my point. She isn't a psychopath. She is a character with bad sides who still try to do good and care about her friend.
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>>85239153
They were explorers. I'm sure they would find the thought of their shack being used by aliens pretty awesome.
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>>85242101
>>85242090
Your english sucks so bad it's hard to understand your point.

Breaking out of a fusion would have been a good thing because staying fused with someone against their will is unethical. It's also constantly claimed by lapisfags that Lapis stayed fused as Malachite all that time "to protect Steven", but that's bullshit.

She didn't need to fuse at all, or at the very least she could have unfused when they're in the water where she controls the environment 100%. Some people defend Lapis fusing in the first place with "they were too far from the water, Jasper could have poofed her" - but once they were in the water, Lapis was way OP compared to Jasper, so all excuses of her having been weaker or in danger fly out the window. Jasper would have been in the water surrounded by an entire ocean of it, and Lapis can control water.

However, she chose to stay fused as Malachite, stating that "she's done being everyone's prisoner, now you're MY prisoner, and I'm never letting you go" and later admitting that even though it horrifies her, she actually enjoyed "taking everything out" on Jasper and "being horrible to her". Even the crewniverse said in the guide to crystal gems book that Malachite is held together out of revenge. Claiming that protecting Steven is the "main motivation" has no proper canon foundation, it's just headcanon from lapisfags who want to believe lil' lappy had no other option but to torture someone in an abusive permarape situation for months and liking inflicting pain ;_;

If anything, Lapis saying she's doing it to protect Steven, which she retracts later saying that actually, she did it for her own enjoyment, is her lying to herself and trying to justify her actions. But later, when she realises what she did and why, she's horrified with herself.
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>>85242120
She raped Jasper so hard it gave her stockholm syndrome, and people still defend her.

Lapis is a liability to herself and others.
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>>85242231
They would be in the ocean, which Lapis controls, not out of it
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>>85242250
I thought your point was that she didn't have a bad side.

If not then we're in agreement.
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>>85241135
Too bad we learned Amethyst is actually a shit-tier fighter who's either been carried by the other gems or fought drastically weaker opponents the whole time.

vs. a real quartz she got shit on harder than Brazil vs. Germany.
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>>85242319
I wish the sweet animation from the Steven/Amethyst fight would have been saved for something serious.
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Goodbye
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NEW BREAD WHEN
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>>85242319
>fights one of the strongest Quartz soldiers with a better than perfect hole, the ultimate quartz.
>Loses
>fucking weakling
Although yes she lost easily, but its a little unfair with that match-up.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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