Worst Spider-Man >pic hella related

>>85231753
Jesus it took me a while to see what body parts are where and how he's positioned

Who the fuck is this? I need to update my Spider catalog.

>>85231753
>hella

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>>85231753
>hella

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>>85231753
>hella

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>>85231753
>hella

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>>85232073
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>>85231985

Yeeeeeees?

>>85231951
It's Peter, just a stealth costume.

>>85231753
Try harder benis

What the fuck
What comic is this I've been out of the loop for a few months now

>Its too old even for us
What fucking hack is writing

>>85232211
Do you have a frontal pic?

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>>85232444
Nope, OP pic is as clear as it gets until the issue is actually out.

>>85231753
what is this and why wasn't it storytimed?

>>85232284
That's Kelly and he's doing a great job cunt

>>85232705
It's not out yet

>>85232284
Joe Kelly, someone, who based, on the way you type, is a much better writer than you.

>>85232757
god damn I hate previews

>>85231753
When did this costume debut? Do we have more? I love it

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>>85232615
bad end Peter's going max edge is pretty much a given, but it's odd he has the Black Widow symbol on his hands

>>85232757
So I assume it's from Spider-Man/Deadpool then

>>85233130
yup

>>85231753
isn't that literally what the stealth / scarlet spider suit used to look like before kane broke it?

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>>85233170
Not really.

>>85232788
I love Joe Kelly, but Spider-Man would have taken that Here's Johnny opportunity. It makes no sense why he didn't have a snappy one liner.

>>85232895
>Avengers forcing him out
>By an alcoholic with several complexes
>Someone who's killed relentlessly plenty of times
>A selfish patriot who would destabilize the world if he thought he was right

The only good person there is Ben. Hypocrites, all of them

>>85232844
It will debut on Wednesday.

>>85233654
Knowing Ben he probably vouched for Peter too.

>>85232615
He's kind of scary when he's angry.

>>85233975
Well Deadpool did shoot him in the face twice, sending him to purgatory where he was tortured by illusions of Gwen Stacy, Uncle Ben, and Otto

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>>85233975
Peter Parker is equal parts guilt and pent up nerd rage

>>85234046
>purgatory

I didn't know the Marvel Universe was a Catholic universe.

>>85233503
Reading the other teaser page, this is clearly a pissed off Peter. /co/ usually pops a boner for these stories, so just wait until the next thread that isn't started by a contrarian faggot so the hivemind has a chance to form on it's own.

>>85231753
Are these preview images or did the new book come out and I missed it?

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>>85234114
>I'll splatter that clown all over the landscape.

>>85234167
According to Ghost Rider, the afterlife is based on whatever you believe in. So if you're Catholic (or have a similar belief structure) then you see that version of the afterlife.

>>85234167
I mean, I always assumed it was. Mostly every demonic creature that exists in their universe is based off Catholicism. But in the Marvel Universe it's implied that every religion is canon. I like to imagine 616 Jesus, Allah, Zeus, and Indra play poker together every Friday.

>>85232895
pete looks good with a lot of hair
and wolverine should fuck right off

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>>85234167
it's omnitheistic. Hela's domain and Mephisto's domain are just chunks of the same dimension. There's roughly two hundred demons who all strut about thinking themself Satan. Hercules, Thor, and Gilgamesh all now each other. Ares is a dick. Half the gods Dr Strange knows aren't even from Earth at all.

>>85234321
Peter's Catholic? I always assumed he was some sort of high church Proddie, like a Lutheran or an Episcopal.

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>>85234447
he should have stuck with The Other, but nooo, he had to go and make a deal with Mephisto and later renounce his pagan patron

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>>85234447
He's agnostic, but it's implied he converted to Catholicism after the most recent .1 series.

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>>85233975
You have no idea.

Pissed Spider thread?

Is there a Marvel character scarier than a fucking pissed off Peter?

>>85231753
yea wade's a really shitty spider guy

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>>85234940
Peter is literally the embodiment of this.

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>>85235081
Pictures like this crack me up.

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>>85231753
It reminds me of this, except this one is way cooler.
It surprises me how poor imagination the designers of spidey suits have nowadays, the second superior costume was the alex ross design slightly modified and now this

>>85232895
Why was he dressed like that?

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>>85235147
It's even better when you realize the picture I posted is of Egoraptor.

Fuck you all, hella is a perfectly valid word to use in every other sentence, it's hella versatile.

>>85235201
>Except this one is way cooler.

It's literally just red black suit spidey. The pic related is shit.

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>>85235207
Last Stand outfit was established in JMS's run as a visual shorthand for a Peter that kills all his enemies then gets hunted down by SHIELD and dies fighting, possibly intentionally

>>85235261
Because it's the original design of the black suit

>>85235207
It's a costume that was designed around ASM 500 generally called "the birthday suit" because it was from an issue during his birthday. Peter wears it in a future where he kills people (apparently due to the events of Grim Hunt) and is eventually taken down in a massive battle with the police.

>>85235325
Wait, really?

>>85234940

a fully pissed off reed richards? im assming since the closest weve seen is the over the edge version in marvel zombies

>>85234955
A lot of other writers like to pretend any of the Avengers are imposing holier than thou trash talkers, big and standing upright while they give a verbal beatdown...

...And then along came a spider, who's the exact opposite when he's pissed off.
>Large, white featureless bug eyes
>Voice is indistinguishable and unrecognizable unless you've met him before
>Can contort his body in various unsettling ways
>A majority of people don't know his webs aren't organic and they're squicked by that knowledge

Its no wonder people don't trust him when he doesn't wear a cowl and krefers to hide who he is.

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>>85235369
have you met The Maker?

>>85235201
>that pic

Goddammit Webs stop being so fuckable

>>85235338
Grim hunt really ruined it, i like the concept better as an ambiguous period of peter's life, something that is left open to interpret what's the context of it

>>85235369
The Maker.

>>85235369
Reed doesn't really get pissed off in those AUs, though, he just goes completely nuts. Seriously, every single AU Reed is a lunatic.

>>85234114
so he's like most people on 4chan?

>>85235359
Yeah and it was designed by a fan, there's some controversy around it, apparently he got fucked over by marvel in some way, it's a great story

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>>85234670
He's like batman

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>>85235221

>>85235532
>Wade is a known filthy Redditor.
>Peter hates him.

Checks out.

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>>85235532
most people on 4chan can't kill a man with their bare hands

>>85235652
I remember there being a specific panel where he talks to Captain Stacy about wearing the mask and how he equates it to being in an anonymous chat room so he can be a jerk to anyone he wants, and liking it.

>>85235491
and it's canonically the fault of 616 Richards' dad for killing all their dads

>>85235698
Have you ever tried and believed hard enough in yourself?

>>85235460
I choose to interpret that at simple one scenario of many with the same outcome.

>>85235698
Man, back in black was a great swan song, and all the tie ins were such fun

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>>85235728
RIP Stacy

>>85235728
He probably constantly shit posts on /b/ saying "I'm an Avenger insider, can't say anything on who I am, ask me anything."

>>85235778
Last Stand spidey is a future that may yet come to pass.
...but not with Slott Machine at the helm.

>>85231753
>>85232615
Does anyone know where I can read issue 5 of Deadpool/Spider-Man?

>>85235822
>Peter is 4chan in costume form
>Wade is Reddit in costume form

So what does it say about them getting together and being pals?

>Reddit fucks up and earns our ire again
O I am laffin

>>85235860
if only there was some way to get him kicked off ASM after Dead No More

>>85235860
Let's not forget that in that ending he is together with MJ

>>85235944
let's not bring Molly Joe into this

>>85235934
It's basically /r/_theDonald before it became mainstream.

>>85234628
The gauntlet was so good

>>85234911
someone post the pic where he threatens to web up kingpin's lungs if may ends up dying thanks to his hitman

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>>85237030
Yeah, and then the Kingpin got raped by the inmates

>>85233895
Seeing how he's only one shown to feel shitty, I don't doubt it.

>>85237030
>picking him up by his skin
Christ, Peter.

>>85231753
just storytime this shit yo

im curious

>>85237417
Read the thread newfriend, it's not out

>>85235455
what issue is that?

>>85240480
Ultimates #26

>>85231753
Sauce: The preview for Spider-Man/Deadpool #8, featuring the Maker!

>>85232788
>Comparing a paid writer to an anonymous poster on a Chinese island picture forum
Embarrassing.

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>>85234911
I'd rather a Based May thread.

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>>85240713
Friendly neighborhood spiderman is so underrated

>>85232205
Shut up, Angela took your domain.

>>85234437
not entirely true
One Above All clearly has references to be the Abrahamic God.

>>85240811
One Above All isn't a god, he's the man with the typewriter, a representation of the zeroth rule of marvel that none of this is real and author fiat is king

>>85234437
what about squirtle?

>>85240846
if those thrice damned tsum-tsum things are canon then squirtle has to be real somewhere in the multiverse

>>85235221
Wait the one you posted before was ego?