/sug/ - steven universe general

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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

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A
FUCKING
LEAF

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I only ever watched the uncle grandpa crossover

why does it seem like the lore is a mess (from an outsider view)?

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/FREAK/ SQUAD, ASSEMBLE

what would you get from the Jasper Prize Pouch?

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>(480p)

BLAME CANADA.

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>>85223810
OP here

fuck I forgot to include link to last thread:
>>85220324

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remember to stoke the forge of revolution with the shards of the uppercrusts

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>>85223857
SU is essentially like 300 different anime mashed together.

It's just a string of references to better things.

>>85223857
What steven knows, what the gems know, and what really happened, are all different.

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BRING MY WIFE BACK

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Does anyone have a HQ download for "Beta Part 1", I beg of you !?

>>85223857
Nigga are you dumb?

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>>85223857
That's the one episode were it's stated that it's non-canon.

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Does Pearl taste like Crystal Pepsi?

>>85223873
Lapis' remains

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best ship

Daily Reminder:

Garment and Pearl is best ship <3

>>85223917
John!

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"Does it feel good when I do this?"

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>>85223810
We're back, baby!

>>85223881
excited for 234598 YTPs of this episode that play the soviet anthem whenever bismuth is talking

>>85223810
That mediafire link for Beta doesn't work for me.

>>85223881
Remember the time Woolie killed that Gem?

>>85223917
wat

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>>85223810
Diamonds are for memery

YFW rubies become underlings of garnet

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>>85223907

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>>85223895

No, because us FUCKING LEAFS are the only country that the episode aired in, apparently. And because its so fucking rare that we don't get fucked around by our Governments regulations for TV and other things, we weren't really expecting it at all.

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Just a reminder than Pearl is the best gem. Don't deny it, you can't pretend. Look at that face. Even Steven admitted it

>>85223917
I know this is real but it looks like one of Zone's drawings and not the real deal.

NEED MORE OF FAT UGLY SMOKY QUARTZ

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So did Matt forget the show is about a straight male with superpowers or...?

>>85223945
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke

>>85223907
>lana del ray refference

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This is a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUI6poMjvuY

>>85223949
I need art of Garnet talking the Rubies on a walk with leashes.

>>85223905
I know; I just noticed the thread was fresh so I'd jump in and ask if the lore in the normal episodes seems as wacky and strange as it appears to be

So do you guys think Steven and Amethyst's fusion will have two arms or four?

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>>85223857
That's probably exactly why you're feeling confused. The UG crossover was severely non-canon, especially with the reality bending ways of Uncle Gpa.

>>85223891
Also, if you're still feeling lost after (if you decide to that is) you watch the series proper, it's probably just that. The story is filled with unreliable narrators and sources.

>>85223978
it's almost like you're taking a tweet from a long time ago out of context

>>85223996
>Ninja Turtles
>Not Hero Turtles
What is this shit!

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Why are fangs so sexy?

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>>85223893
She's never coming back anon. All she is now is two lesbian midgets in a trench coat.

Friendly Reminder:
Smoky quartz is amy/rose fusion

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>>85223978
I'm convinced he says this shit just to be contrarian.

I mean this guy lurks /co/ for crying out loud.

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Reminder to stick your dick in her rainbow gemhole.

>>85223978
It wasn't this a fake? i believed a tumblrina did it

>>85223974
because she's not the 'real deal', note the cleft lip still being there, it's kind of unsettling, really

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>>85223949
Bueno

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>>85223966
we've known since the beginning

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These two are precious together and I want to make meep morp with them.

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>>85224012
I think it will be a fattie horror show

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>>85223978
Stop posting this shit.

Steven is like the only character that can be seen as a warrior and even then he still has traditionally feminine traits.
If anything gets more like Gohan than Superman.

Every other male ranges from cool to pathetic.

>>85224012

3. Screencap this.

>>85224020
Limey bastard.

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>>85223936
L-Lewd!

How to Gems smell?

>>85224028
it's real m8, i saw him post it

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>>85223873
Bismuth Points when?

>>85224012
I'm hoping four
multiple arms are super cool

>>85224063

With their nose.

>>85223857
It's actually pretty cohesive

So when's Beta part 2 airing?
Wednesday or some shit?

>>85223933
I miss Pearlnet

What's wrong with loophole polyamory?

>>85223978
Yes the main character is male, but he's the only male gem out of thousands of female gems. I actually support him when he says this, not because I think an all male cast is bad (I prefer it sometimes) but because people can't have one piece of media with a female-majority cast without crying.

I need Yellow Diamond/Yellow Pearl . Lewd or not i crave it

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>>85224042
I'd meep their morps if ya know what I'm saying.

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>>85224021
Because you're a degenerate, Anon.

>>85224066
>Starts out edgy but quickly becomes cute

It's ok.

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>>85223857
>only watched the uncle grandpa crossover
How would you know if the lore is a mess when the only episode you watched wasn't canon you retard?

>>85224081
The follow up to Beta is Earthlings Part 2.

Blame Sugar.

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Is Steven becoming Silver Age Superman?

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>>85224096
I got you, famiglia.

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>>85223893
My comrade

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>>85224096

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If she asked you to fug her, would you?

>>85224063
Disgusting.

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So, Garnet is totally going to try to take Army home with her, right?

>>85223949
>Garnet being motherly towards Ruby Squad and teaching them about Earth
I NEED IT.

>>85224122
But when does it air?

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>>85224071

>>85224123
No one is Super man because the writers give him no limits at all.

>>85224001
the main problem with the lore is that it is inconsistently handed out. steven regularly forgets to ask the most basic follow-up questions and so leaves very important plot points hanging "what is centipeetles real name?" "what happened to pink diamond?", "when will lapis and peridot fuse?", "what is that shadowy orb in the moon base?", "are there other races that the gems encountered during their expansion?", "why is homeworld running out of resources?", etc.

so yeah, lore is one of the show's strengths, and yet the revelation of that lore is regularly mishandled.

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>>85219199
>>85219083
>Jasper on a unicycle juggling the Ruby squad
Finished

>>85224136
>shoes on
no

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>>85224135
And make them yiff they did.

>>85224065
for realsies? I lost all my respect for Matt

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Hungry for crabs?

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>>85224096
Good taste anon, I look forward to their villain song.

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Any edit requests before the leaks hit and everyone freaks out again?

>>85224146
Monday, after Beta.

>>85223873
a poem dedicated to rose quartz

>>85224148
>>85224071
bismuth prize pouch is just full of breaking points

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>>85224096
Reminder that Yellow Diamond cutom ordered her Pearl to sound and act like Janine from Ghostbusters. She likes 'em sassy!

>>85224178
Praise Homeworld.

>>85224148
Is there a clean Rose version somewhere?

>>85223873
a head

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What's the name of the episode where steven and connie are attacked by jasper in the snow?

>>85224177
Stupid sexy flanders
Homer - Pearl
Ned - Garnet

>>85224167
he gets dozens of retards bugging him about making male gems every day what the fuck would you have wanted him to say

>>85223873
The shards of her enemies

>>85224189
I wonder how Deedee Magno Hall will sound singing in the nasally Pearl voice.

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reminder that jasper is officially perfect

>>85224187
But they're tiny and only fit over your fingers

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>>85224136

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What if one were to scramble the stat calculation of gems' gravity control?

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_oMD6-6q5Y

>>85224194
Snowpiercer

>>85224194
Rock Pursuit

>>85224194
Gem Hunt

>>85223843
RAKE THEM ALL

INVADE CANADA NOW

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>>85224177
This with YD going "How do you do fellow Crystals?"

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>>85224177
This with Steven and Peedee about turning into a giant woman.

>>85224212
Yellow and Blue Pearl are also perfect

>>85224121
i'm gonna guess by keeping up with the recent episode dicussions on /co/

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>>85224177
Something like this but with Peridot

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Best Pearl?

How does bismuths gem work?

Is it a portal to another dimension?

>>85224213
That's when you have some little Bismuth to settle

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>>85224230
Hmm, I don't see that episode in my DVR list or in the mega links. Has it not aired in the US yet?

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>>85224194
>attacked

Ironically she saves them from a gem monster and just walks away for some reason.

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>>85224177
this with a gem of your choice

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>>85224194
Winterland Funtime with Jasper the Jasper
Just kidding it's Gem Hunt

>>85223873
A spanking.

>>85224212
I'm assuming every other quartz are nothing compared to her, makes sense why Pearl fodderized Jaspers in that flashback.

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How many gems were made on earth?

So do all gems bath in lava to burn any possible germs off them or only the tough ones?

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>>85224260
For her.

>>85224260
I think one good spank from hamhands would rupture your anus

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Suddenly, out of nowhere, reality warps and reforms where you can now buy and own a Pearl of your very own and it's completely socially acceptable. These are standard Pearls that have gone through rigorous quality control that will not rebel and eventually start to take on your interests and fashion sensibilities (as in their clothes and hairstyles change, but not what they look like past this.)

They cost $30,000, with payment plans the same as any large electronic or vehicle.

Would you?

What would you do with yours?

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Who is best lizard?

>>85224194
The Grey

Do you guys read any fanfics?
Here's my favorite!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4176177/chapters/9428868

>>85224268
seems only garnet and bismuth can do it, as far as we know.

>>85224261
Rubies aren't Quartz, they're Corundum.

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>>85223873
a can

of whoop ass

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Rick and Morty shows up, what happens?

>>85224123
Nah, if he was he'd be able to shoot a friendship beam out of his gem Care-Bear style and instantly befriend his enemies.

Kevin is Pink Diamond

>>85224304
Not a knuckle sandwich?

>>85224160
cute!

>>85224286
Yes! And I would be friends with her !

>>85224300
??

>>85224312
Rick rapes amythest and morty sweats super hard when garnet talks to him

Pearl just kinda stands there while steven eats a shit ton of donuts

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Is Lion Pink Diamond? If not, then what?

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>>85224293
Not this shit again

>>85224286
My very own Pearl to protect and take care of me? Why wouldn't I say yes?

>>85224268
Well Amy and Pearl can't manage to survive being submerged in lava, thats why Garnet had to be the one to go get the beetle relic in the lava while the rest went to go get the other

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>>85224329

Kevin is a faggot.

ooga booga where the blue feet at

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>>85224177
>improper homosexual behavior
Is there a proper homosexual behavior on Homeworld? Do they really hate bulldykes there or something? Cause I'd agree with that, honestly. There's being macho, and then there's trying too hard.

>>85224210
Hilarious.

Heh, YD also lets her Pearl sing backup for her. that's cute as fuck. I bet Pearl owners are culturally pressured into treating their Pearls nicely, and it's just the principle of it that our Pearl is against.

>>85224355
Steven is a huge faggot but we still like him

>>85224312
Rick blows up Homeworld like it was nothing

>>85224286
I would try. I don't know if they'd let me have one since I have a shitty frycook position. Even if it was a 30 year loan, it'd still be a lot of extra dosh I'd have to pump out.

I'd have her be my personal trainer. Help me get into shape and probably help me train for a better job and do stuff like practice drawing more instead of being on /sug/ all the damn time.

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>>85224355
Steven is obsessed with Kevin and wants him to fuck his boipussy on his car.

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Is Lion the key?

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>>85224286
Yes
And I would polish her gem.
Every
Single
Night

>>85224393
Are the chopsticks metallic?

>>85223878
You also royally fucked up the YouTube links, you dingus.

>>85224278
why is japerose spanking so damn popular
this is the third spanking fanart i saw today

>>85223877
Resolution fetish much? Video quality is decent, if a bit below the madri/dingo standard.

We'll get a superior rip on Monday, and it'll likely be another Jailbreak/Gem Drill situation where it's two episodes in one file. Beta/Earthlings in one file, I mean. Only 2 more days.

For those struggling to wait, I suggest catching up on your video game backlog in the meantime. Maybe your youtube video backlog or something. If you haven't done so in a while, you could also try rewatching SU from the first episode, and look at the slow but powerful evolution of the series unfold.

>>85224336
you need extra points for that

>>85224312
Rick acts like a jerkass, fucks all the gems and kills Jasper

Steven befriends Morty but asks him to leave when he catches him masturbating to photos of Pearl

>>85224411
Wew lad

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Can you defeat a gem with a proton pack?

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>>85223936

for last night's thread

>>85224286
Yes.
I'd just keep her around for company and help since i'm a huge lonely faggot

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>>85224286
Shiiiiit, now I'm just curious how every anon's personal Pearls will end up...

>>85224393

>ywn eat peridot out

This makes me sad... whine and dine!

>>85224021
Fangs are so last thread.

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>>85224365

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>>85224286
>Tfw poorfag

Is there anything that's cheaper?

>>85224444
Of course.
You could kill a gem with a gun too.
I mean, getting impaled is enough to poof them
Just shoot them with a bullet.
That does way more damage than being stabbed

>>85223936

[Amethyst, disguised as Jasper, attempts to seduce the ruby. It works???]

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Would Gems make a good fuel source?

>>85224411

SOURCE!

>>85224159
>what is that shadowy orb in the moon base?
He did ask that one but Garnet's reply was just "Not important right now."

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Reminder that Blue Diamond is an unreasonable turbocunt who damn near justifies Bismuth's extremism.

>"Imma kill you for a simple mistake!"
Seriously, is her Pearl just not givin' it to her right? Get that stick out of your ass, Blue. Goddamn.

>>85224473
only rubies.

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>>85224461
Why are 'Tumblr noses' a thing? it looks ridiculous

Since no one ended up giving me good adice the last time around: Has anyone here ever created a tupla for sex? Specifically a gem tulpa - Yellow Diamond in my case.

Any guides/advices on how to do it?
Aditionally, do you think schizophrenia medication would hamper it working at full potential?

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>>85224411
i want to suck on that tongue

>>85224286
I mean, I already have a car and a place, so it's not like I would have any other big purchases to worry about so yeah

>>85224472
boner

>>85224447
I bet this is illegal.

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Can Steven make babies?

>>85224447
WEW

>>85224200
be more polite, his answer triggers me

>>85224217
huehuehue
keked

>>85224483
Gems have super strength though, they can likely stab with more force than a bullet

>>85224517
Make sure to create a back up Jackie Chan tulpa to defend yourself

>>85223887
Shirobako reference when.

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somethings not right here...

>>85224504
Eh, I'll take it.

>>85224500
fuck you yd scum, blue is best diamond go build another failed superweapon or something

>>85224537
get that thing out of here

>>85224537
Yes, just like kidney stones.

>>85224537
only if he shapeshifts into a sperm

>>85224500
Ruby just defiled one of her sugoi waifus RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, of course she wants the bitch shatter, BD isn't into NTR.

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What if Connie found out?

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>>85223936
>>85224447
Amethyst, NO! Did you forget about that whole Sardonyx debacle? CONSENT IS FUCKING IMPORTANT. Garnet's going to kick your ass for that.

>>85224393
Nothing to explain. It's meep morp.

>>85224159
This isn't exactly a fast-paced action show that has 12 -24 episodes to tie everything together.
Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

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>>85224461
>that tumblr nose

>>85224279
she will build up your resistance to physical trauma, with physical trauma

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Connie has no friends.

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here's amethyst

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>>85224500
>"Imma kill you for a simple mistake!"
>Not having a zero tolerance policy on cross-fusion, especially from lowly grunts.

This is why you're not supreme ruler of a third of the greatest empire across the stars.

>>85224500
She needs to send a message. Don't fucking fuse with other gems ESPECIALLY not members of her damn court

Look at the bigger picture

>>85224393
I'd lick those feet

>>85224615
Steven is the only friend she needs

>>85224517
There's a general on /trash/ normally.
>>>/trash/4535722
I think that will work.

I tried/am trying my own personalized Pearl. Here's one hint, it takes a lot more time than you think.

If you are legit taking schizo meds, I would not recommend a tulpa.

>>85223978
How many times is this going to get posted? It was over a month ago.

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Does Fryman have jew gold?

>>85224621

She looks mad... what did I do?

>>85224286
I'd hire her to work hard to pay herself at first. Then, she can do whatever she wants

>>85224630
I don't think she'd have been so mad if Ruby was as barefoot as the rest of her subjects

>>85224500
Bloople is frigid

>>85224641
that was not from 2016

>>85223873
One of those fake muscly chest t-shirts.

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Pre vomit when?

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>>85224517
>>85224636
Man, just jack off/pay a hooker/buy a flesh light and you'll come back to your senses. Don't intentionally give yourself a mental illness.

>>85224514
>Why are 'Tumblr noses' a thing?
It's an old art trick.
There are plenty of painters that have done it over the centuries.
It breaks up the face and prevents the "white oval" problem.

Also Matte Light Purple or just regular Mattle Purple are best

>>85224286
>$30,000
Yowza, can I buy one used?

>>85223873
Roids

>>85224517
>>85224636
I roll to disbelieve Tulpa's are a thing

>>85223873
A dumbbell

>>85224317

DRAWFAGS PLEASE SOME BISMUTH/PEARL

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What is Lion?

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Why is Peridot best gem?

>>85224400
Lion is the door.

>>85224684
Yes but she has PTSD and will kill herself if you're gone for more than 4 hours

>>85224517
fuck your futa.
no wonder you wanna attach a pisser, but that's taking the name "Yellow D." too far, yo

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>>85224500
Did you not see Garnet? She was wearing a shoe. A SHOE! That's a crime of highest treason in Blue Diamond's court.

>>85224261
I think there are plenty of quartzes like her, but no jaspers like her.

>>85224672
What the fuck, is this an actual cartoon?

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>>85223996

>>85224396

DELETE

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Who will take control of Jasper?

>>85224636
Thanks for the link.

What do you mean by it taking a lot more time than I think? How long?

>>85224719
So, she's exactly like Pearl from the show?
Sounds fine.

>>85223978
Adult Steven is all the super masculine u need to fav too

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>>85224711
The Gatekeeper?

>>85224704
Because she's fun. And she's weak without her limb enhancers, so there's no power level nonsense with her. It's just meme gem being a mix of relatable and adorable.

>>85224672
>Bloaty's Pizza Hog

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>>85224286
Can we pick the base color?

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>>85223881
Praise Rose

>>85224355
Kevin is a cute

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>>85224317
Jokes about Pearl's fetish for large women aside, I actually really loved that bit when they first reunite.
>"Did someone lose a Pearl? Who do you belong to?"
>"Nobody!"
That was adorable.

Although, I would love if we could meet Pearl's former owner at some point.

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Robots when?

>>85224748
ME

>>85224728
Even the alpha kindergarten had no holes like Jaspers, even Peridot said its the best she's seen. Its probably how they end up determining the elites from the fodder. Wouldn't be surprised if Jasper was one of homeworlds greatest fighters

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Can the gems beat Mr Popo?

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Look at this gem.

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Crossover with TTGO?

>>85224750
Don't keep hour counts. Don't worry if you're not doing it right.

You need determination. You need to keep with it every day. At least 30 minutes active forcing is recommended. Plus passive whenever you can. But don't stress too much if you can't.

Some people claim to be completely vocal in less than a month. You will probably not be one of those people. But that is ok. Just stick with it and it'll be worth it.

>>85224823
Nobody can beat mr popo

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>>85224823
yes but they cant beat Bro Lee

>>85224823
we talking original Popo or DBZA Popo?

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>>85224823

>Mr. Popo
>Popo

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Will they fight?

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>>85224799
The robonoids are lying around somewhere, I'm sure. Odd that Peridot hasn't fixed them.

I have a stupid headcanon that Homeworld has robot soldiers called 'Glass'. Not Desert Glass, just Glass.

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>>85224590

>>85224865

I seen that dou.

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Can I see the Forbidden One?

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So it looks like those Pink Diamond leaks that everyone was freaking out about could be fake.

Spoilering just in case, it could conceivably be an intentional art shift, they've done it before. Pearl in particular looks really off though.

>>85224844
plz no

had to sit through like 6 or 7 episodes of this shit waiting to watch a SU episode on the stream, it was awful.
even played the one where they cross over with the shitty new powerpuff girls.

>>85224514
Mocha, Matte Sapphire and Black a best

>>85224647

you ate her torta.

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>>85224823
Surely Garnet can take him on her own.
Right?

>>85224865
>Young Vidalia

Fuck you.

>>85224194
Daisy's Destruction.

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I want to frick frack the click clack

>>85224771
Did Zuul and Clortho ingage in intercourse to summon Gozer?

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>>85224876
Not fat enough to emulate Shatner.

>>85224886
>Pearl being PD's gem and not WD's

NO ES FAKE

>>85224886
>those Pink Diamond leaks that everyone was freaking out about could be fake.
I haven't really seen anybody freak out about them.

>>85223978
>>85224019
>>85224026
>>85224028
>>85224028
>>85224050
>>85224090
>>85224641
>>85224759

i was told 4chan was a absolute shit hole

these are kind of responses i would have read on (sane) parts of tumblr

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10909863
http://www.strawpoll.me/10909863
http://www.strawpoll.me/10909863
http://www.strawpoll.me/10909863

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>>85224857
DBZA Popo is unbeatable by default

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>>85224876
We need more of Captain Centi.

You'd follow her into battle, right, /sug/? She'd never leave you behind.

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>>85222532
>>85222583
>Purple Aki reference in /sug/
is this real life

>>85224922
>forgetting about her spacesuit
>forgetting she has pink hair

An art of retarded Jaspers yet

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>>85224928
sometimes we forget about our meme and shitposting and /pol/-ery quotas

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WE

>>85224886
Artist should have stopped while they were ahead because I thought there was a legitimate possibility the others could be real but this is super fake.

>>85224886
When I saw the first picture, I thought it must be fake. When I saw the second picture, same style, I thought it was much less likely to be fake. Now that there's a third pic, same style, I think it's either real or an impressively dedicated faker, but leaning towards real.

>>85224473
Kidney stone.

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>>85224928
It's almost like the one shit part of a community should not be seen as the only part of the community.

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>>85224914
Yeah, not sure why but yeah.

>>85224923
The thread last night had dozens of responses to the post, there was a definite freak out. It coming out in conjunction with the intern drama helped.

>>85224702
Rose split into two forms.

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>>85224936
I'd rather fug her in the show's art style than whatever that is

>>85224961
She likely did but Rose laughed so hard Pearl poofed herself in shame

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>nobodies notices the fuck up in the lore

In Jailbreak Jasper says, "I was there you know, for the first war for this garbage planet. I fought against your armies, I respected your tactics"

Which implies she was there for the very first war and was around longer then the war itself

But in Beta peridot says, "This is the beta kindergarten, it was made near the end of the rebellion and was homeworlds last effort to produce soldiers to fight" then sees jaspers hole.

So riddle me this, how come jasper implies there was more then 1 war for the earth if she was born in the last half of it?

>>85224936
She's so much cuter as a halfbug

>>85224928
FUCK YOU FAG better?

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FREE KITTENS!!!

>>85224711
To the closet?

>>85224957
>Forgetting that the Pearl's gem placement correlates with the owner's gem placement.

Unless PD has a gem on her forehead it's bullshit.

>>85225014

Fuck off, TTG.

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>>85224748
esteban

>>85225001
I don't see the contradiction.
Jasper fought at the end of the war.

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>>85225001
The first war could have been significantly longer than the second.

>>85224968
WUZ

>>85225001
the first war is referring to the war itself, you're thinking of a battle.

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>>85224953
Yes

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>>85225028

>>85223966
Didn't she repeatedly fuse with Garnet under false pretenses?

>>85224994

ruined prefection

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>>85225030
Tfw no art of Jasper's hole

>>85224672
>The way her cheeks wobble when she takes the fork out
cute.

>>85225001
>Which implies she was there for the very first war and was around longer then the war itself

How the hell does that quote imply she's been around longer than the war?

She was made during the first war, in the later half of it, but she was still there for it. There may have been more wars, why don't you just wait for future episodes.

>Jasper is making a corrupted gem zoo
But to what end?

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>This entire show.

>>85225001
>Near the end?
Nigga re watch it Jasper was made mid rebellion. Peri never said anything about near the end. She said "HAlfway through the rebellion" Meaning halfway through when CG's first rebelled. So the first war.

>>85225091
yes, it is

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No gem gets left behind!

So, any ideas on what kind of gem Centipeetle is? I'm still pulling for Apatite, since it makes entirely too much sense.

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>>85224929
It sounded like it's about loosing half a fusion, it HAS to be Garnet or Lasper