Go to a strip club and see this. Wat do?

Are you allowed to masturbate in strip clubs?

>>85211905
Seeing threads like this, steven universe and the channel tan thread remind me why /co/ is the shittiest board for more reasons than just the rampant tumblr infestation

>>85211905
call the cops

>>85211920
Can you imagine if loli weren't banned AND you could post /aco/-tier material on /co/? We'd implode.

>>85211905
Throw Buttercup a 20.

>>85211905
DAMN YOU NU-PPG!!

>>85211944
My dick would be happy, so the board would improve 20 fold.

Wrong booth. Where are the boys?

>>85211905
Take them back to Professor Utonium for some 'splainin' to do.

>>85211905
Get Chris Hansen there, stat.

>>85211920
How long did the console girl shit stay on /v/?

Leave and call the cops.

>>85211905
GTFO of Eastern Europe.

>>85211981
Just go to /aco/. Start a new fetish there.

>>85212001
3 years

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>>85211905
>Wat do?

Which puff would you want a lap dance from, /co/?

>>85211905

I call the goddamn cops. Pedophiles deserve no mercy, only death and pain.

>>85211905
Why am I in front of a mirror in a strip club?

>>85212250
Buttercup, easily.

>>85212250
Buttercup. Maybe Bubbles.

>>85211905

Wonder what I am seeing there, with there apparently being glass but that one girl leaning over to me as if she can phase through.

Then ask how much for a threesome with middle and right, left looks too stupid in that trying- too- hard fishnet costume.

>>85212250
Buttercup

nigga where youre fingers at, that's creepy as fuck

>>85211905
You know I just thought of this. They probably have their own of rowdy ruff boys that are stronger then them and are good.

>>85212128
lolis aren't allowed there, or anywhere that isn't /b/ or /trash/ sometimes

>>85211905
Call the cops

>>85213561
Wouldn't their Rowdys be weaker?

ask for a lapdance for all 3