Did anyone els notice how the dresser straight up killed this nigga?

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>>85211827

>>85211827
Dear Lord...

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>>85211827
Nah he's fine. The fact that you can see his still, broken carcass in a shot later doesn't mean he's dead

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>>85211827
Fuck that looks brutal.

>>85212036
That only confirms it even more

>>85212036

>Local town hero reveals that there is a cursed castle nearby full of monsters including what looks like a cross between a bull, a bear, and a lion.
>Says this monster is going to ravage the town and eat the children.
>Frightened to fight, and armed solely with farming implements and tools the local villagers stand up to defend themselves.
>Get crushed to death by a living dresser.
>In the mad panic to flee that follows no one even bothers to scrape your corpse off the steps to bring you back for a proper burial.

>>85211827
REKT

>>85211827

He was one of the asshole townspeople, so who cares?

>>85211827
>My chest!

>>85211827
>you will never be obliterated by a talking titty monster closet
why live?

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>>85211827
Goddamn

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>>85212036
you can actually walk quite a distance after getting hit by a car but that doesn't mean you're fine

guy could have collapsed on those steps after succumbing to internal organ damage

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>>85211827
>That dresser
>Implying I'm memeing

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>>85213876
but how could you love her?

>>85213985
Hmm I want some of that fish pussy. Come over here Mulan~

>>85213985
>no pocahontas

>>>/trash/

>>85214185
Pocahontas is Injun, anon; she's got no place in this parade.

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>>85213985
>not posting part 2

>>85214185
Unfortunately we get off-model Pocahontas