I want to marry Enchantress.

And I wanted to see a good movie.

We can't all get what we want, friend.

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>>85208183
You should go see Suicide Squad then.

>>85208204
But anon. It's terrible.

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>>85208282
but its not???????

>>85208204
Good one. I don't know if it's shit, but I like your post.

>>85208338
It's pretty bad.

>>85208183
>>85208282
>>85208383
having flaws =/= being shit

it's not a great movie but it's not garbage.

>>85208383
It's really not anon. It's basically a generic zombie flick with DC villains and a standard act 3.

>>85208183
>STOP LIKING
>>85208183
>WHAT I DON'T
>>85208383
>LIKE

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>>85208383
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut up

this movie reminded me of Smokin' Aces a lot

coulda used some Chris Pine action

>>85208474
That choppy directing is anything but 'standard'

The movie was a total fucking mess.

>>85208774
le mess maymay

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I'm honestly surprised that the generation that STILL won't shut up about how bad The Phantom Menace was is giving Suicide Squad a pass.

Has the bar sunk that low? Do people legit not know what a good movie looks like anymore?

>>85208854
Not the same generation boyo

The Suicide Squad generation is the Force Awakens generation, sadly

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>>85208854
Suicide Squad is good. Phantom Menace is not.

>>85208905
Force Awakens was fucking unwatchable. How can you make a 2 hour movie where nothing happens?

>>85208854
/co/ thinks Days of Future Past is a legitimately good film.

You tell me.

>>85208774
The horrible editing was only really noticeable in the beginning.

>>85208774
Define choppy directing.

You guys and your buzz words.

>>85208930
>hates Phantom Menace and Force Awakens
>somehow does not hate Suicide Squad

It's because you found a waifu in it, isn't it?

>>85208941
>The horrible editing was only really noticeable in the beginning.

And what point would you say the 'beginning' ended? Because I would say right up until they first fight the horde of magic mutants.

>>85208854
You're talking to fanboys man, of course their standards are incredibly low.

>>85208930
>Force Awakens is unwatchable
I like how polarizing that movie was and how it basically revealed who was spewing shit from their mouths.

If you compare TFA to the Prequels you seriously need to stop discussing movies with people because its clear your opinions are not actually you're own or you just have massively shit taste

>>85208930
>likes Suicide Squad
>hates TFA
>is also a waifu poster
The plague of this site summed up in a single post

>>85208997
name one memorable scene from TFA

Impossible mode: It can't feature a cast member dragged out of the old folks home

>>85208997
>If you compare TFA to the Prequels you seriously need to stop discussing movies with people because its clear your opinions are not actually you're own

but wasnt TFA a massive mainstream success

how would following the herd indicate you can form your own opinions? Especially when the movie was so bad?

>>85209033
That scene near the end where the ground opens up for no goddamn reason so Not-Vader can escape MarySue. It was pretty memorable for how much I laughed.

>>85208854
Those people have always existed anon, they were the fanboys defending Episode 1 back when it came out. The fandom is different, but the phenomena is the same. Hell, Suicide Squad actually did remind me of Mr. Plinkett's Phantom Menace review, inasmuch as it lacked a clear protagonist. El Diablo felt like the only one with much of an arc, and he just wasn't established as a viewpoint character at all. Shame, that first act really could've benefited from some focus.

>>85209081
I loved The Phantom Menace when it came out. But that's because it was a kid's movie and I was 10 at the time. No one else my age will ever admit to being even mildly amused by it when they were children.

>>85209081

You can't shit-talk Suicide Squad lack of character arcs while comparing it to Phantom Menace, because Force Awakens had no character arc whatsoever.

Seriously, who developed in that movie? Maybe Not-Vader?

>>85209081
>Shame, that first act really could've benefited from some focus.

The first act could have benefited from an actual conflict. It took way too long for the movie to even show us what anyone was actually going to be doing.

>>85209141
He didn't. Not a snowflake's chance in hell.

>>85209141
>Seriously, who developed in that movie?

No one developed. They actually regressed.

>>85209013
>>85208997

Thor 2 is an exponentially better movie than The Force Awakens.

>>85209081
>inasmuch as it lacked a clear protagonist.
>Ensemble movie lacks a single protaganist


woah.............................................................

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>>85209242
>Thor 2 is an exponentially better movie than The Force Awakens.

>>85209230

Force Awakens was a movie where a bunch of new characters went through the motions while old characters just appeared as guest stars with lazy excuses.

If Han Solo had been a new character nobody would have given a fuck when he died. Heck, i'm not sure i even did when it happened. The whole situation made me laugh.

>>85209242

Both Thor movies are.

>>85209202
>>85209230

>people ACTUALLY defend TFA

>>85209264

>i'm not sure i even did when it happened. The whole situation made me laugh.

I blame on Not-Vader looking too much like a faggot.

>>85209273
It's the shiny new Star Wars hype train. I feel sad for the kids whose first Star Wars is TFA.

>>85209264
>The whole situation made me laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fF1ZSNTtBQ

>>85209299
Star Wars was never good.

I was a kid when The Phantom Menace came out so for basically all my life Star Wars has been "that overhyped garbage that some no lifers are still obsessed with."

That still hasn't changed.

>>85209283
I can't believe the faggot actually has fangirls.

Remember when he was rumored for Dick Grayson and everyone was outraged? But now he's crawling in his skin so he's mega hot? Fucking fuck postmillenials.

>>85209336
Decent bait, anon. 6/10

>>85209319

Harrison Ford face when pierced kills me. He looks like he just took a massive shit that had been bothering for hours to come out.

>>85209365
but he's completely correct?

>>85208049
YEAHHHHYUHHHHH, GOTH GURRRRRLLS.

>>85209391
he's you, samefag

>thread turns into your average Youtube comment section
Incredibly sad

>>85209798
>waifu thread turns into youtube comment section

Why do you care?

>>85208049
yo enchantress got pretty spooky. when june first finds her in the cave and again at the end when she went all combat mode on the skwad

>>85209878
That last fight was good.

The scene where she transforms in the boardroom is GOAT. Especially when she transforms back and is crying

>>85209033
ONE QUARTER PORTION

>>85208955
he means editing

>>85209264
>If Han Solo had been a new character nobody would have given a fuck when he died.

Same if he'd been a new character when he got rescued at the start of Jedi. It's a series. You're expected to have seen the earlier ones.

>>85210076
The only reason anyone gave a fuck was because of nostalgia, their childhood literally dying.

In-universe, we barely know anything about Han and Kylo's relationship to give any semblance of a fuck. That's terrible.

>>85208183

Fuck you, for real. That movie was awesome. No really, go and fuck yourself.

>>85208049
I want her to do a dance for me before I go to bed every night.

>>85211305
I want her to do her weird spider crawl into my bed like some kind of Japanese horror movie ghost

>>85211370
Ooooooh!

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>>85208854
These people don't understand that someone can dislike a movie without being a shill for another company

>>85208049
She was cute. Too bad she's gone.

>>85210957
26%

>>85212094
wut

>>85208049
I just wanted some good Joker on Harley abuse I can jerk off to.

>>85211862
I almost booed when she transformed after being healed by her brother. Her initial form was better.

She was one of the most disappointing parts of the movie, honestly. Creepy, spooky ghost lady and all she did was dance around and turn people into rejected The Last of Us zombies... Until the last fight scene were she went full on anime Gozer and was kicking the Squad's ass.

>>85208282

It's not terrible. Suicide Squad is an OK movie to watch. a 6/10 sort of average ratings

>Tfw no qt swamp ghost gf

>>85208854
Actually, no.

It's no longer about being entertained. It's about picking a movie apart looking for some gender or identity political issue, and criticizing the film over how/if it approaches it...along with anyone who might even slightly disagree with your so-called 'superior' opinion.

...but yeah, the movie was pretty blah. Not absolute garbage, but not worth seeing again.

>>85210060
And that's exactly why his opinion doesn't fucking matter.

>>85209033
>without old folks

Rey flips the ship, Finndu Nuffin blasts the ship chasing them.

Rey's mary sues the light saber

Finndu and Popo Damn Ron bro it up while escaping and when they meet on the tarmac again.

Kylo Ren chasing Rey through the forest.

Kylo mind raping PoPo Damn Ron

There were a lot of memorable points. And I saw it high as a kite/burnt as toast.

Wasn't a great movie but it wasn't as bad as a lot of people like to make it out to be. I guess the more casuals like something though the more /co/suals hate it, so there's that.

>>85208383
I have to disagree, aside from Joker actually caring about Harley the movie was pretty good.

Enchantress was hot as hell in this thing.

>>85208049
I wanted to motorboat her titties the first time I saw her on screen.

>>85216213
What titties

>>85216213
I wanted to hold her hips while she belly danced on my lap, dear god that woman knows how to move her body

>>85208472
It's garbage. Not a BvS disaster, but damn close.

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>>85216421
>dear god that woman knows how to move her body
>that fucking awkward """"belly dancing"""" bit as June

>>85216513
Well, yea, June is awkward, Enchantress however was pure sex

>>85208049
Cara Delevingne was easily one of the worst parts of this movie and that's saying a lot.

>>85216604
>Enchantress however was pure sex
You joking? When she was infront of the whatever the fuck it was magic thing and she was flailing her arms around she looked like a spastic having a seizure.

>>85218522
Magic is a hell of a drug anon

>>85218522

Swamp Enchantress > Casual June >>>>>>>> Queen of the Damned

>>85217386
Remember when she was rumored to play Harley Quinn?

She looks like she didn't sleep for a few weeks then rolled in the dirt all day before here scenes.

>>85219436
To be fair it's not like Margot Robbie is the pinnacle of acting talent.

>>85219513
Robbie looks much better in any case.

I've seen her actress in Paper Towns just two hours ago.

That was a pretty cute movie. It's probably better than Suicide Squad.

>>85219618
The actress is a horrible cunt in real life. She's also really unattractive and looks like a troll.

>>85219654

I think she's one of these women who are not conventionally attractive but there's a very difficult to describe appeal to them. On some level you are aware that she's just some brown haired chick with a wide face and bushy eyebrows. But there's something to her. Probably those striking blue eyes.

>>85219736
I get where you're coming from. I feel the same way about this singer chick called "grimes". I still don't get that with this Cara bitch, mostly because I've seen in interviews what kind of person she is.

>>85215057
Really? Even if he can't properly articulate why he disliked the movie, does his opinion not really matter? I mean in the end you either like the thing or you don't.

>>85219803
Paper Towns actually kinda played with that. She was built up as that typical manic pixie dreamgirl but it was very clear that she's really just very insecure and pretentious.

>>85219921
Or did she go full method in interviews?

>>85219921
Was cunty and shitty and "I'm too good to be doing this interview" also a part of her character?

I thought Enchantress was a Marvel character?

>tfw the hot bog witch will never grind her filthy pussy all over your face.

>>85221162
She is, just like Captain Marvel is (was) a DC character

>>85221437
Does DC using their Enchantress in this movie mean Marvel will never be able to use the Thor Enchantress in the MCU?

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Someone needs to as Shad when he'll draw some Garbage Witch make out stuff.

Getting two this year.

>>85208049
i want to lick the dirt and mud off of her crotch

>>85221455
Not without confusing casuals, which suck, because Enchantress is the best Asguard Girl, all she wants is for Thor to drop the hammer on her. If he ever did, I bet he'd invite Hyperion and have a spitroast that would make the nine realms quiver and shake with excitement.

>>85209259
>you are now realizing that Phantom Menace is also an ensemble movie

>>85222043
It's a Star Wars movie. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan were the Jedi, they were the protags, with Anakin and Padme being the only other main heroes who really mattered.

>>85221815

They can just call her Amora which will work well enough.

All this one has is she looks like a Grouchketeer.

>>85221570
...I haven't thought of the phrase "weirdest boner" in a long time, yet now...