/sug/ - steven universe general

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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

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First for tonight had better be cute

Amethyst is my wife

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>85182268

I wanna fuck Lapiz and that green bug gem.

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Daily reminder that mixed fusion is banned for your own good.

>>85182268

I COULD BREAK JASPER IN TWO

WITH MY BARE HANDS!

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1st for stevem

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Whens Canada posting leaks

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"KEPT" AMETHYST

OOHOHOHOHOOO GARNET, THAT'S PRICELESS

>have a dream i'm back at highschool with lapis for some ceremony/play
>she's so excited she makes me get out of the care barefoot along with her
>keep slipping everywhere because of rain and she teases me for not being able to handle it
>for some reason gets sick of human customs at some point and begins to systematically catalog everyone there, ruining this strange food contest thing
>suddenly fucking wake up and can't return to my wonderful dream

i want to frolick barefoot in the rain with lapis again, guys ;_;

Post Yellow Diamond.

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>"Hey Lapis and Peridot, have you two fused yet?"

>>85182353
>Bug is for hug, not for fug

>>85182359

MGR cyborgs (and Sam) vs the Gems. Who wins?

Reposting because the old thread is about to get pruned and I'm not sure if anyone else has pointed this out yet.

I think the positioning of diamonds in their insignia may be really significant.

White Diamond is at the top, implying she is the most important or powerful of them all. Spirituality would make sense, since she may be seen as a literal god to other gems.

YD and BD oppose one another because they represent the two opposite sides of the middle class: soldiers and thinkers.

PD is at the bottom because she was basically the Diamond Authority's PR manager. She likely spent time empathizing with commoners and making sure everyone had what they needed. Her existence would have prevented the other diamonds from exerting the totalitarian dictatorship that we see now.

>>85182376

Yeah yeah we saw the post last thread faggot

how high does my bench need to be to beat up gems

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>85182383

Not in my head.

>>85182403
Cute little shortstack gem.

Bismuth was right.
Rose is evil.
Peridot is the best gem.

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>>85182403
uuuurrrrghhhhhhhh

>>85182369
it was more in reference to Amy's lifestyle as a total slob. The CG never once commented on Amy being defective until Peridot mentioned it.

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>>85182432
>Peridot is best gem

Now we know you're full of shit anon

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>>85179948
Request from last thread. Any more requests?

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WILL BE AVENGED

>>85182407
Is there more?

>>85182385
Cyborgs

>Faster
>Stronger
>Better weapons
>Easier to produce

>>85182268
I know the breaking point was a slow weapon but I'm sure the main goal was to show that it was the only weapon to shatter gems in an instant. If she had time I'm sure she would have developed it some more.

>>85182403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTLZjhHIEdw

>>85182465
Smoky quartz based on leaks

>>85182465
Centipeetle dressed in a captains outfit?

How many hours till Canada airs the episode ?

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Here she comes!

>>85182465
Bismuth using the Breaking Point to penetrate Rose Quartz from behind.

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>>85182351
He didn't fall off the face of earth for this.

>>85182268
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL FUSIONS HERE
CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY GEM

>>85182491

This disgusting fat piece of shit deserves all the pain she gets.

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>>85182389
I'm not too sure about the roles of WD and PD.

Yes, people have discussed this but it's hard to elaborate on since we still have very little info on the Diamonds. Back to the Moon part 3 will definitely have Diamond lore.

>>85182465
Peridot wearing red bowtie

>>85182508

MISS AMERICAN!

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>>85182358
True Connie's parents need to put a stop to this degeneracy.

>>85182465

Jetstream Sam breaking Pearl's spear with one hand and holding Garnet's fist with the other.

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>>85182508

OH SHIT LOOK OUT SHE CAN'T STOP

>>85182471
Yeah, thats why she made Steven.

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>>85182407
MOAR

So does the Canuk episode air at the usual time?

>>85182546

I want to see more of her dad being a badass.

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Who's the most likely gem to post on /r9k/?

My vote is Lapis

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>>85182417
That's not what that word means

>>85182465
Peridot slam dunking a basketball in one of those fisher price kids basketball nets.

they keep pushing the "every gem has a purpose" theme. what if pink diamond (or another homeworld gem) created rose with the purpose to be whoever she wanted to be, or to lead the rebellion?

i
love
lapis

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best ship

>>85182610

>being this retarded

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/FREAK/ squad, assemble!

>>85182582
My theory is that his "security" job is a cover and he's actually part of some kind of gem monitoring organization.

>>85182625
at least wait for her to get a human face

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>>85182617

how do i convince lapis to let me touch her feet

>>85182655
Fuck the feet, how do I convince her to let me lick her armpits?

leak when?

>>85182655
Be Steven.

>>85182617
What if the gem war was an inside job by the diamonds to weed out the gems that weren't loyal?

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>>85182632
I want to dominate jasper

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>>85182655
>>85182674
>Sonicpassion closed
>They converted to steven universe

Whats up with the massive steven block on TV right now? Is this a bunch of reruns for people who missed the bombs or is this leading up to a new episode

>>85182680
fuck that guy

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jaspearl or bust

>>85182609
Pearl, obvious.
She got cucked by a Chad

What's your favourite unusual ship?

Mine are Buck x Lars and Sour Cream x Vidalia

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>>85182268
We're back, baby!

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>>85182721

>>85182652

Love your woman (or waifu if you are loser) the way she is.

>>85182741
I'm disappointed that wasn't explicit

>>85182698
What was Sonicpassion? I mean I get the gist of it from the name, but give me the cringy details.

>>85182721

Greg and Vidalia. That shit is hot.

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Where are my Jasper Points? I've been a good /freak/ this week, I deserve my Jasper Points.

>>85182752
but she isnt like that right now, she is a big centipede without tits

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>>85182741
MODS

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>>85182741

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>>85182741
Welp I was waiting for this to be a thing.

>>85182699
new episode on monday or today if you're canada

>>85182624
deLet this

>>85182624
Wow, didn't know Pearl could shape shift into a T-rex.

>>85182779

Then i'm a fuck a bug.

>>85182780
>>85182785
You people need to fuck off. You're the kind of cunt who'll spam the entire thread with Jasper x Lapis or Lapis x Peridot but then hate it when people make even one post about their favourite ships. Fuck off back to >>>/trash/, Greg x Steven is more interesting than your cookie-cutter butch lesbian x femme lesbian ships.

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>>85182632


here i am

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>>85182741
jesus christ, that hand...

>>85182382
know your fusion ;^)

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>>85182815
Is that even possible

>>85182716
>greg
>chad

>>85182491
I think the show has peaked for me with this scene.

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>>85182777
i got you covered

>>85182830
>>85182632

Jasper is fucking shit. She looks like a tranny and you gays are fucking faggots.

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How long will SU be?

Are we passed mid point? Are they going to lose their way like AT? Will it suddenly end like GF?

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>>85182777
Oh course, you freak.
You can pick anything you want in the Jasper Prize Field.

>>85182632
My heart belongs to Jasper.

>>85182845

That fight is fucking rigged. How the fuck can the wasp do anything in such a tight space?

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>>85182780
>>85182785
Oh come on, its not that bad. Remember the vorefags? Remember the pig fetus incident?

>>85182854
Pearl sees Greg as a Chad

>All he had to do is play that stupid guitar and grin and then she was gone.

>>85182865
6 to 7 seasons, any more may be overkill

>>85182865
As long is it doesn't get cancelled then we have a ways to go.

>>85182858
How many freak points do I need to hold her hand?

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>>85182845
>not wanting your dick crushed by a Hercules beetle

You're missing out

WHY CAN'T SMOKY QUARTZ BE PERI AND AMY?


:(

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>>85182632
Yo

>>85182891

What?

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reminder that jasper will be a werecorruption for the remainder of the series

>>85182769
Greg x Vidalia isn't unusual at all, especially since Greg the Babysitter.

>>85182866
>jasper lets you pick something out from the Jasper Prize Field
>nothing but the shattered gems of her enemies and weapons shes pried from dead warrior's hands

>>85182911
Cuz ur ghey

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>>85182886

gee, i wonder who's behind this post

>>85182911
because amedot is shit and so are you

>>85182766
>what was sonicpassion

Alright get comfy anon, I'm going to tell you

Sonicpassion was a forum owned by Alix Henriol. They posted about their fetishes, how they wanted to taste sonic/shadow's cum and how they wanted to eat sonic's puke. There was a seperate board where users could post marriage proposals for Sonic characters There was one Edgelord who admired Shadow and he claimed while he was not gay, he thought there was something about Shadow's cum. They also occationally posted how they wanted to fuck Shy Guy from Mario.

There was also a guy named Paulandamy (iirc) who claimed to have been married to Amy and have two children with him. A few years later, he raped 3 foster children.

This is what Sonic does to people.

>>85182911
Because Peridot is shit.

>Steven Universe's final season roles around
>Final fight Stevonnie vs White Diamond + Yellow Diamond fusion (Blue Diamond has been shattered at this point)
>The Crystal Gems manage to take them down, but at the cost of Stevonnie, who dies
>The entire fandom draws fanart of dead Steven and dead Connie

I want this. Anyone else?

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>>85182617
>what if pink diamond (or another homeworld gem) created rose with the purpose to be whoever she wanted to be

>give your creation free will
>it immidiately rebels and starts doing stupid shit
like pottery

>>85182932

Do you see them fucking in any fanart? cause so far i only seen one and just a few of them as a couple.

>>85182865
it'll probably have the same number of seasons as adventure time, but won't have the same meandering bullshit. so kind of a mix of both

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>>85182963
that's edgy af

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>>85182903
at least 100, she only respects the strongest

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>>85182944
These are some good prizes, mang.

>>85182382
That's the last thing Steven wants to ask Lapis. You know, with her going through fusion PTSD and all.

>>85182961
>>85182956
>>85182947
DOU YOU GUYS REALLY LIKED THAT FAT,UGLY,WEIRD FUSION? REALLY?
REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLY?

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>"Yeah, cuz when I think 'fun', I think... 'Lapis'".
Savage. Lazuli confirmed for team killjoy.

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>>85182953
?

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>>85182617
Or maybe Rose wanted to be a Diamond, so she stage a coup and killed her.

why is Steven dressed like Dexter?

>>85182925
A long time ago someone posted a pig eating a fetus, think it was a human fetus too if I remember correctly. Lets just say we've had some /b/-tier shit go on in these threads before.
>>85182899
Yeah I can get down with this. I'd like a SU movie or movie series though.

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>mfw someone on tumblr calls SU a racist show they're going to blacklist because 1 (O N E) black character did something morally questionable (not really black but you know) and is generally a complex character
>go check their blog
>they call overwatch racist because the black character likes music and calls the fandom racist for drawing the "gamurr" twitch streamer character as a mountain dew chugging gremlin and it's racist because she's korean I guess

honestly what the fuck man

>>85182886

>Wanting the wasp to win
>Wanting living proof that a loving caring god doesn't exist to win

>>85182999
he's a dingus enough to just bomb them with such line outta nowhere

>>85182959
For years now I've wanted to get with a sociologist and psychologist and figure out what is about Sonic that brings out the freaks. Every fandom has its weirdos, but Sonic's creeps are either the majority or far louder than the average.

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>>85182953

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>>85183053

When everything's racist, nothing will be

>>85183053
>she's korean
It's not like Korea is super into Starcraft or anything, goodness no. God tumblr is thick as fuck at times.

>>85182886

wasps are a the working bee's burden

fuck them, they deserve to be genocided

>>85183055

Yes. Because that means we are free. To fight, to love, to survive even against the greatest odds. God is good, he made us smart and strong in more than just one way. Gaia can go fuck herself. We shall survive.

>>85182741
DELETE THIS

>>85182865
We've been introduced YD and seen a flashback of BD.

PD's role and disappearance has yet to be explained, and WD has the most ominous foreshadowing so far.

I'd say season 3 (2B) will be the midpoint.

I know there's at least 52 more episodes (s4 and s5) confirmed, and I'm hoping CN will order as many episodes as Sucrose feels like she needs

>>85182911
because shippers can all get fucked

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>>85182815

>>85183022
IT'S A LEG YOU NEGRO

>>85183075
I think it's the simple designs with easy character archetypes.
No pressure. Everyone just says how they are. There's anxiety for autistics because everyone just is what they are at face value.

Combine that with Sonic who is COOL and has FRIENDS and you have the autistic dream persona.

Once you have a beachead of autists, more will come that are only tangentially interested in Sonic.

>>85183111

Fuck that man those things SPIT ACID

We getting new leaks at 1 right?

>>85183053
Bismuth doesn't even looks black
She's blue
it's the dreads isn't it?

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>>85178688
Here you go. One requested GIF dance to Dank Puft.

https://youtu.be/7fIBx3i_y6k

>>85182944
>implying she'd let you have the good stuff
>implying it wouldn't just be shrapnel and broken weapons

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>"I'll NEVER let this place twist me like it twisted you!"
Wow, really? Put a fucking sign on her forehead that says "FACE-TURN", why don't you?

Also, interesting that Jasper called Amethyst by name. She has a habit of referring to everyone as "You".

I hope Smoky quartz has overalls

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>>85182329
Tonight will be so cute I'll die!

>>85183154

And we can release nuclear fire.

lapis
feet

>>85183177

what the fuck why does it fit so perfectly ?

>>85183176
the dreads and being voiced by a black person, yeah

>>85183180
>this planet ruins everything, besides me
sucrose is a foreshadowing master

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Will Steven Universe ever have good fights?

>>85183175
Probably not since beta is only airing in Canada today.

>>85183179
Tbh anything from queen cheeto puff is an honor to have

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>>85182382
FUCK OFF STEVEN! STOP PUTTING YOUR NOSE IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS!

blue diamond was a foot fetishist

>>85183175

Whenever it airs in canada and then only if someone records it

this isnt a normal leaked episode.

Jasper should have shattered Amethyst.

>>85183152
>>85183075
Other things that these people like include Thomas, Barney and MLP.

If I ever have a child that acts like one of these people, I'll abandon my child immediately. I don't want a retard child.

>>85183221
usually there shorter ones are better, like bismuth vs steven, and amy vs pearl

>>85183192
I don't even ship Lapidot
why the fuck are they so cute?

>>85183239
Ding ding you figured it out
Here's your honorary (You)

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I didn't want to see that.

No one wants to see that.

>>85182385
Cyborgs. Raiden alone does the most insane shit but the Winds(with Minuano) cement it as a victory. CGs or just the Gems? Because Homeworld can be defeated within a few hours of making landfall.

>>85183221
The Gems vs Lapis Clones was good

>>85183271
>ooga booga where da white pearls at???

>>85183271
they should have given her pants

>>85183271
meh I'd be ok with it if Bismuth were a male with a monstercock

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>>85182632
Reese is Here.

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>>85183259
>I don't even ship Lapidot
You do now bitch

>>85183221
No, the writers aren't creative enough

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>>85183219
Yeah, but sometimes she drops the subtlety in favor of putting up a bunch of loud flashing AWOOGA signs all over future plot points.

Pic absolutely related.

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>>85183192
Lapis always has her hands balled up to her sides like an autist, it's cute.

Quick question. You guys all say who your waifu is, but heres a question. Which gem's personality would you want an IRL girlfriend to have?
Personally I'd go with Jasper. Freaksquad waifu has best personality. She'd be a good wife, mom, and a ruthless business partner. We'd be unstoppable.

>>85183304
why is yellow diamond so perfect :3

>>85182886
True, however thats a japanese wasp, the number 1 asshole of all the insecs in the world, soitgetsnosimpathyfrom me

>>85183213
Power of dank memes.

>>85183221
On the Run

>>85182460
Doesn't Rose telling Amethyst she was perfect the way she was imply they knew she was defective, though?

But then Bismuth recognizes Amethyst as an Amethyst.

Hmm.

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RIP Siberia

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>>85182741

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>>85183329
>IRL girlfriend

But I'm straight

>>85183320
I sometimes enjoy blatant future plot points. Gets me excited to see what they turn out to be.

>>85183285

Only the gems we seen on combat so far. Crystal Gems, all the the corrupted gems, Lapiz and Jasper. Peridot can have all the technology she had at first with all those weapons (since she is kinda useless).

Bismuth and the fusions are included. The DLC cyborg, the metal gears and Wolf are also included.

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>>85182534
Actually, judging by Jasper's spiel that comes along with this image, I can only imagine that Quartz gems exist as a sort of maverick hunter on home world

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>>85183259
Because they're the most humanly designed characters. But also, they're so fuckin kawaii desu

>>85182617
Pink Diamond gradually grew more and more bored with the dullness of a perfect society. Harvest, wars, conquest and expansion lost their shine after some millenia and became just part of the routine. Then she had an idea, to make a gem with the ability to question her purpouse, just to shake things up a bit and be amused. If it was too lowly or weak it would be just punished and shattered like any other dissident, that wouldn't be funny. So she choose to make her new toy in the form of a powerful Quartz Soldier and see how things escalate from there. Seeing the reactions of the other Diamonds wpuld be a blast, and there's no risk. a
After all if that Quartz gem gets out of control she can always retrieve it to shatter it and turn its remains into more resources.

What could go wrong?

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How many times has steven seen LAPIPOON?

>>85183329
peridot
she would be fun to talk to and hang out with

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>>85182558
CUM IN ME

Hey guys. Who released yesterdays show way early? Can they do that again for tonight's episode? I need my Peri fix!

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>>85183376
>im a girl im a girl

>>85183350
>Doesn't Rose telling Amethyst she was perfect the way she was imply they knew she was defective, though?
Not necessarily

>>85182358
That Sapphire was such a good and loyal servitor of the Diamonds, BUT THEN SHE FUSED!

>>85183363
So much world history would be different with this Earth.

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Amethyst is a fat and lazy useless bitch who's a fucking cunt to everybody all the time, even Steven. When is she going to die.

>>85182491
>https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
looks like she has 2 mouths ala alexandrite

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>>85182692

how do i tell my girlfriend that i wish she was lapis

>Jasper keeps her freaks in cages
Is this what you want?

>>85183329
see>>85183399

We can have a normal talkback this time?

did the mods finally ban that furry faglord?

>>85183376
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>85183376
No girls allowed! Leave, you cootie monster!

>>85183382
Peridot is definitely not one of the most humanly designed characters lol

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>>85182825
>>85182741
>and people didn't believe /pol/ when we said pedos would ride the wave and push their garbage in our faces

>>85183329
My girlfriend is physically like Jasper but her personality is like Amethyst.

If I could choose I'd straight up date someone like Jasper.

>>85183412
It implies she had self-esteem issues and asked about it, though. And being called a runt didn't really surprise her at all. Pearl and Garnet weren't phased by it either.

I'm pretty sure they knew.

>>85183432

Paint her blue.

>>85183437
Who cares when we have the talk back?
Earlier is better

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>>85183322
Her fists are always clenched because that's what she did unceasingly for several months holding Jasper's chains

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>>85183426
never

get fucked faggot

>>85183445
In comparison to Garnet, Pearl, and amethyst I think they are. But then again that's must my opinion.

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>>85183363
XAXAXAXAXAXXA
Cykas got what they deserved tbqh

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>>85183311
Nah

>>85183380
The only one who poses any kind of threat is maybe Lapis and she can be shot down with ease by Wolf.

There really is no competition. I'd even bet that you only need Wolf and Sam to beat everyone.

>>85182609
I need more pictures/edits like this. Stat.

>>85183398
Would there even be anything under there?

>>85183050
I have that pig eating a poo in loo fetus, I won't post it because of ruules but it isn't as bad as underage son+his father having sex. that has so many boundaries being crossed that nobody needs to explain why it's worse

>>85183458
D E E P E S T

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FUSION TIME BABY

>>85183477
кeкycик

>>85183382
>if this green bitch don't shut the fuck up

>>85183350
>But then Bismuth recognizes Amethyst as an Amethyst.
She's purple, and has long off-white hair. Also, you can see her gem right on her chest. Not like it's hard to tell.

>>85183463

I wish to destroy homeworld

Rose is ultimate waif

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>>85182845
FUCKING COOL - RULES OF NATURE

>>85183496
V O R E

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>>85183363
in SU, gays ban YOU

If Steven benefits from positive reinforcement, would Amethyst learn the best from negative reinforcement? Does R. Lee Ermey have to get over there and beat her into shape?

>>85183484

>Armstrong initiates a new gem rebellion.

I wanna see something like this.

>>85183096
>Democrat endgame to normalize racial violence and justify big government

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>>85182268
Why the fuck is Peridot wearing a bowtie again?

Is it because of that stupid ayy lmao thing she won from funland?

>>85183426
She gonna permafuse with steven

>>85183513
>She's purple, and has long off-white hair. Also, you can see her gem right on her chest. Not like it's hard to tell.

You're assuming that's what a regular Amethyst is supposed to look like. Which is probably safe but I dunno. Bismuth didn't find ANYTHING off about her stature?

When will Peri get her Crystal Gem star?

>>85183543
yes

>>85183525
>waif
>a homeless and helpless person, especially a neglected or abandoned child.

Nah you're thinking of Amethyst.

>>85183224
>>85183242
Is there a plan in place for this? Does a stream exist for the Canadian cartoon network?

I mean, the canuks are a reliable people, but...

>>85183543
She ripped off the aliens tie.

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>>85183543
pay a closer look to the promo vid, she literally ripped bowtie off the ayylmao and put it on herself

>>85183543
She ripped the bowtie of her doll and fed him to her fishtank pets :(

So cruel

>>85183538
Steven is already Armstrong.

Wait I just thinking...
If Peridot ship is a big hand this can't be a accident. Why they would produce ship looking like that without reason? So my question is.. where is the rest of this giant homeworld mecha?

>>85183535
Mung? Who are those guys over there?
Don't look chowder they'll be gone soon enough
But-
I SAID DON'T!

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As someone who's not America

What's wrong with Canada?

>>85183448
steven is 14, it's not pedophilia

>>85183458
Lapis is tremendously creepy.

>>85183433
>implying they like it
No surprise really

>>85182465
Drawfreind. Thank you so much <3

>>85183600
A
F U CK I N G
L E A F

>>85183581

But he isn't going to declare war in order to stop weaklings from ruling his world. If he did, he would have brought war to Homeworld with the clear intention of putting an end to the way the planet and their civilization behaves.

Armstrong would have approved of Bismuth's weapon.

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>This doll understands me!
>precedes to mount it's head on the wall
>desecrates it further by mutilating it with antlers
>wears it's only article of clothing as a trophy
Christ, Peridot, what the hell?

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Give me some draw requests now please, I just need to take my mind off some stuff.

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>>85183398

NEW LEAKS, JASPER FUSES WITH JASPER TO FORM JASPER AND THEN JASPER KILLS BISMUTH AND TELLS PERIDOT SHE ISNT VERY FUNNY AND GIVES LAPIS A HUG AND BECOMES A CRYSTAL GEM AND SAVES EVERYONE

>>85183618
>>>/int/

>>85183106
Would the world be better off if all the wasps/hornets in the world disappeared overnight?

>>85182991
OH GOD.
THAT PIC EXPLAINS EVERITHING

>>85183637
more billy joel greg

>>85183636

It's a fucking doll.

>>85183637

Jetstream Sam breaking Pearl's spear with one hand and holdin Garnet's fist with the other. He is smug as always.

>>85183600
Maple Syrup, Maple leaf flag.Your goddamn Bacon isn't right either! And you put your milk in bags! Degenerates, the lot of you.

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>>85183636
there's a healthy chance she wasn't the one to do that

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Would you lads fuck Garnet if she were human?

>>85183407
I don't think they can do it today because it's only airing in Canada. You will be able to get it today though, I'm not sure when.

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>>85183329
The only logical choices are Jasper, Peridot, and probably Garnet (if you actually got Garnet as a personality instead of someone with multiple personality disorder). The others are nutcases not worth dealing with and people who like those gems have their own issues to deal with.

>>85183554
>Bismuth didn't find ANYTHING off about her stature?
>"Hey Deep Cut."
She does, but she doesn't seem to care. I mean, the whole point of her is that she takes CG philosophy WAY seriously, so she's not gonna make fun of a comrade for a disability.

>>85183687

>Fit black woman with a sweet fro

Of fuckin course I would.

>>85183637
Pearl ripping Peridot out of her cockpit.

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>>85183636
The antler head wasn't mounted on the wall wasn't the doll. The doll is actually thrown into the fish tank she made. Still though, what the hell?

>>85183636
It still has it's head, that's something else. But what the hell happened to its neck?!

>>85183448
Try and stop us.
>>85183626
He already has declared such a war. Weaklings that only see destruction instead of healing with him at the helm and Connie running the greatest nation on Earth as the President.

Befriending or you get stuck in the bubble room as a nigger.

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New leaks from WHOMP WHOMP

>>85183687

Sure. The issue is if she would fuck with me. I'm a manlet after all.

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>>85183426
I don't get that picture. Amy fucking loved bismuth when she got to know her. they bonded really well as far as the episode showed.

in fact I bet there wouldn't be ANY fucking drama if bismuth was a permanent character. she'd diffuse every situation without crying, make everyone work out together and generally be the best bro of the group.

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>>85182632
Reporting in my Jasper.
/\
/ \
V

>>85183599
edgy

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>>85182707
I also want this.

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>>85183641
>steven's face
>lapis's face
>amy's face

>>85183432
Let's hope she wishes you were Jasper

>>85183637
Bismuth using the Breaking Point to penetrate Rose Quartz from behind.

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>>85183677
But I'm not Canadian

My flag is red, white, blue

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>>85183601
fuck off brazil or slavicsubhuman or wherever no freedom country you spawned in

>>85183600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUXjnVYBWDk

>>85183719
>He already has declared such a war. Weaklings that only see destruction instead of healing with him at the helm and Connie running the greatest nation on Earth as the President.

Then he is exactly what humans should fear. Human revolution against the traitor and the half breed.

>>85183689
>wanting to be physically abused and constantly demeaned until you finally snap and kill your girlfriend
>wanting to date and Autist
>wanting to be the third wheel in your own relationship
WEW

>>85183641
>JASPER FUSES WITH JASPER TO FORM JASPER
I wouldnt be surprised if this happened

Since Steven is partially human, would he survive getting pilebunk'd?

>>85182777
What time is the Canada episode?

>>85183535
Holy shit I didn't think that i will ever see cossack crossover fanart
Этo пpocтo вoлшeбнo.

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will steven wololo jasper

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>>85183579

>>85183752
You're french?

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>>85183641

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nice

>>85183775
7:00 EST I believe
Hopefully a CN Canada stream will be up by then

>>85183774

>would he survive getting hole'd trough his belly

no, the answer is no anon

>>85183600
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degrassi_(franchise)

>>85183755
I'm european and it's legal to have sex with 14 year old as long as you're not coercing them. Steven is legal, deal with it you puritan.

>>85183808
fake as shit fuck off

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>>85183795
nah lad

>>85183826
What's this?

>>85183808
Disgustingly and obviously fake
And gay

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>>85183641
>filename

>>85183758
They'll be the villains humanity needs.

>>85183770
>Jasper
>physically abusive
WEW. Shes a big softy that demands the best out of you. As evidenced with Lapis.
I'll give you that Peridot is an autist, but thats what makes her a good pick. And Garnet as MPD was already mentioned.

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>>85183808
nice oc

>>85183808
is this real

>>85183192
Is there a new episode tonight? It just says it's repeating Mr. Greg and Steven Vs Amethyst

>>85183808

okay it does look but it's almost 90% probable that is fake

CN is bad at securing episodes but not THAT bad

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>>85183641
Always knew she was an exhibitionist

>>85183860
Canada is getting a new episode tonight and one on Monday, the US is getting two on Monday.

>>85183860
New episode is only airing in Canada, but some kind soul will upload it for everyone to view ;)

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Guys. The Bismuth episode has made me wonder...

Have Garnet or Pearl ever shattered other gems before?

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>>85183271

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>>85183727
>I bet there wouldn't be ANY fucking drama if bismuth was a permanent character
Well, except for the whole kill crazy fanatic thing. That might be a bit of an issue.

>without crying
Oh please, one of the very first things we learn about her is that she's every bit as much of a bleeding heart as the other CGs.

>>85183687
There's a reason why she's my favorite gem.

That and I really like her voice and design. Hoping she gets an arc after Amethyst

>>85183837
What they were partially parodying