Paranatural Thread

>>85179115
I wonder if we're going back to Max next

Spendghetti attack

>>85179115
Did we really need like eight pages of Spender acting like a complete retard?

So does Spender want to fuck that or what?

>>85179115
wow spender, banging her right on the door like that

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>>85179657

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>This is a middle school, not a se
>se
se-what? se-WHAT?! WHAT IS IT TELL ME

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>we'll be cutting to a special boy

>>85180165
sexnasium

>>85180165
sex shop

>>85179115
Spender really looks like someone that can't take any pressure at all. I wonder how the kids weren't able to make him spill all his secrets yet.

>>85180165
Sematary

>>85180165
Semen factory

>>85180252
just finished the audiobook, and I have to say it was definitely one of the weirdest horror stories I've ever heard, and therefore somehow pretty compelling

working on It now

>>85179115
>"what do you think you're doing...?"
>"lock the door behind you, you have ten minutes"
>"leave the shirt and pants on, you'll save time"

>>85179115
>See you next time, where we'll be cutting to a special boy
Wait Bellender have finally started doing something plot related, rather than just standing in a corridor flirting, and Zack's decided to switch scenes?

>>85181103
yes we're switching to a different flirting scene

>>85181103
I fucking hate Zack. Sometimes I wonder why I'm still reading serially, or still reading at all.

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>>85179115
You all wanted it.

>>85179115
Spender is absolutely disgusted by that pat.

>>85182988
Zack wanted it.

>>85179115

She's going to the bathroom while still on the phone. Most realistic character of all time.

>>85182988
Weird question.. If Isabel cucks Ed with Max, and then starts flirting with Spender, is Ed Double cucked or Max turns to a cuck?

Wait, wasn't Spender gay?

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Perfect wife

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>>85182988

>>85180165
Sex Dungeon.

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>>85179115
>MATH RULES
>and there's a picture of a ruler on it

>>85189271
I have a ruler I got in the 80s that says picadilly radio rules OK. It's a joke that has been around forever.

>>85188658
Stop this.

>>85180165
Seminary

>>85187447
Nah max can't be cucked, he has a harem so there's not enough emotional attachment to any of his bitches to be properly cucked.

>>85182988
>Heart shaped pupils
That's my fetish.

>>85189271
No no, see, it's Math "Rules".

You have to quote it or the kids won't know there's a pun you see.

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>>85191145
Zack is asking for it

>>85192033
pathetic.

>>85191889
Who's even in Max's harem?

>>85194658
Suzi, Isabelle, violet, lisa, Miss Baxter, any local protein that he hasn't sconed yet.

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>>85194371
What's your problem?

>>85196086
A fetish that can never be fullfilled by a real person, this means you'll be a beta male forever.

>>85196251
Not everyone is as affected by their fetishes as you seem to be. And there are contacts.

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>>85196251
>he doesn't have fetishes that are physically impossible in 3DPD!

>>85196736
Go back to /a/

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>>85199432
m8 it's just a joke acronym. Nothing actually wrong with 3D, I can enjoy railing twinks and still come home to fap to prostate popping and impregnation.

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>>85180165

Sex Cauldron.

>>85195663
you forgot Cody.

>>85192459
You're better than this, man.. stop it.

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>>85204552
You forgot Isaac.

Cody belongs with his throat wrapped around Jeff's chode.

>>85195663
E-even the teacher? his lust knows no bounds?!?

>>85204889
>You forgot Isaac.
nah, he is not gay. At least Cody could be a nice trap.

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>>85204591
No I'm AS GOOD as this.

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Eep.

>>85206203
needs heart shaped pupils

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>>85206203
>>85188658

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>>85206203
>>85188658
I need a source

>>85209115
Search rule 34 for Paranatural

>>85209115
late summmerfags, when normal summerfags aren't obnoxious enough

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>>85179657
Can't be helped, she's in love with him.

>>85210005
Truly SWEET