Stardust is on his way to your home to deliver judgment. You

Pray that I don't die too horrifically or painfully.

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Is there anything that can be done?

>>85176847

>Stadust
>Taking five minutes

Clearly I've not done much wrong if he isn't ripping my head off and sending it flying out in space for eternity right this second

>>85176847
has Stardust ever brought criminals back from the dead? Because I can think of some fast suicide methods.

But I'd never support the FIfth Column and I've been on a grilling marinade/rub kick lately, so I'm probably okay as long as he likes burgers.

I don't do anything, for I am innocent and some other poor bastard is going to get Stardusted.

I'll be ok.
I'm innocent and have done nothing bad.
If we're talking about Stardust coming to kick my shit for no reason then I guess I'll just sit on my chair and wait for my inminent doom.

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>>85176847
Turn myself into the police before he arrives.
He's probably lawful enough to wait until my trial and sentence are finished before he shuffles my body parts and has me run/handstand/roll on an infinite treadmill with a net of pure oblivion behind me. I have plenty of time to shit myself in fear in the comfort of the county jail.
What crimes have I committed? Fuck if I know, but if Stardust is after me, I hope they'll put me away for a long time for it.

Stardust is a bitch

>>85176847
delete my porn

Put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye.

Sell house to random person, then move in with the most stardust approved friend of mine. You can't judge what i don't own.

>>85176847
Cry, because something horrible and truly fucked up is about to happen to me....

Remember the morals which Stardust worked upon, he would probably find you guilty of causing cancer in other people if you smoke, or helping to encourage the moral decrepitude of the nation if you drink alcohol.
Tattoos?
Piercings?
Hair Dye?
Tumblr account?

You're fucked.

kill myself as quickly as possible

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>>85176847
Pray to any and of the powers that be that my fate be swift and painless, or at least not be torturous if swift is off the table.
What else can I do, I'm but a mere mortal?

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>>85180974
>a superhero who hunts down SJWs for their crimes against humanity
>a supervillian who kills people for shitposting on the internet

I wanna read this.

>>85176847
Shove my dragon dildo inside me.

>>85181207
It won't be coming out the same way it went in.

>>85176847
But I have done nothing wrong to warrant his attention.
Or did somebody frame me?

>>85176847
Hide under a park bench,hopefully it's winter time. It's the one place he can't stand.

>>85181291
His meta weakness, good plan.

>>85180974
Huh, guess I'm good.

>>85180974
My mom and dad are fucked.

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>>85177018

He brought back the Skeletons of victims to dance around their killers. I doubt that Stardust's justice can be evaded by mere death.

>>85181291
Also lots of booze

>>85181965
>skeletons
>literally indistinguishable to most people except by size and MAYBE sex

yes, if I was a murderer and later on was shown a skeleton, I'd DEFINITELY know it was someone I'd killed, you're a monster Stardust