>>85084531
>>85105434
Welcome back Anons! Last time, we saw how Danny got his grove back (by beating up Sabertooth), and we saw what happened to Luke Cage's old girlfriend Harmony Young (murdered by a demon). Tonight, let's finish up Marvel Comics Presents, and see what awaits our favorite pair!
God damn it, Cavalieri is writing Iron Fist again.
Well, at least someone told him by now that Rand was bought by Oracle.
Spoilers: this guy never appears again.
I actually had to look it up, there's THREE guys to use the name "The Highwayman", the most famous one being the arch enemy of that one trucker hero.
You're called Iron Fist because you punch things hard, Danny. Don't try to be clever about it.
You can tell I don't like this writer, because I got this page and >>85138842 mixed up.
Wait, did these assholes sit on the sideline just to see a supervillain get beaten with a trashcan?
Whatever Namor pays these twits, it's too much.
>>85138608
Ahahahahaha, it's that fucking cover.
>Y'mind, bub? Taking care of some business here
Has anyone heard of John Figaroa? Google isn't bringing up anything.
Also that one letter kind of makes me want an Elektra and Typhoid Mary issue. Did they ever actually team up/fight?
>>85139092
Apparently someone decided that what we needed in our comics was a naked hairy Canadian.
Maybe I'm just used to Danny being tiny compared to Luke, but it feels wrong seeing Danny this big.
Fucking hell, going by those bullet trails that's a LOT of guys.
... I call horseshit on this, Danny should take this guy down quickly.
Seriously, who the fuck is this guy, and why is he going the distance with Danny?
>>85138666
>Cogmium steel
That sounds even more bullshitty than most comic book metals.
Danny just stomped on his face with both feet, how is he not only still up, but running faster than him?!
So the only explaination was "He's an assassin?" Horseshit.
>>85138781
No one who's the archenemy of US-1 is in any way famous.
This guy's Gentleman Ghost ripoff shtick coulda been cool if his design wasn't an indistinct black blob with coat details on it.
>>85139450
Who did you think I meant by "that one trucker hero"? I just couldn't think of his name off the top of my head.
>>85138979
Seriously, have you pulled a BAD Ghost Rider cover yet from this series?
They're all great!
Why are you spreading your legs like that? We've seen you in a swimsuit, we know you don't have balls!
>Meister Rave
Oh, this should be good...
>>85139075
Those guys in the background look familiar.
I think I have one of the issues of that story.
>>85139652
Yeah, they're in the Ghost Rider part of the issue that I skipped.
>>85139171
It's all those flashbacks to when Mac and Heather found his naked ass in the woods.
As fun as an issue where the hero is tripping balls could be, I somehow doubt this Z-List artist has the skills to make it entertaining. Maybe if they got someone good, like Ditko, or someone inspired by him, like Starlin...
>>85139752
Fuck that shit, give me Brendan McCarthy!
oh no, where could the evil drug dealer rave possibly be.
could be be in the building with "House Of Rave" on it.
>>85139507
D+ was generous for that Iron Fist story.
>>85139571
Listen, if you get a skeletal demon throne, you sit on that motherfucker like a PIMP, there is no other option.
>>85139806
I just picked the first Ditko-esque artist I could think of, and if I were any more of a Starlin shill, I'd have his name tattoo'd on my ass.
>>85139681
> The House of Rave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILVfzx5Pe-A
I got halfway through making a joke that this guy was Jigsaw before Jigsaw, but then I remembered that Arcade has been around since the 70's.
>"Hey, if you think this costume is bad, you should've seen what I was wearing last week. Fucking bandages EVERYWHERE."
>>85139881
Rave is just a melted Warhol wax statue isn't he?
So in the 70's panel, Danny's actually using the Iron Fist. I couldn't tell since it's only got that pathetic glow effect instead of the whole, you know, FLAMING FIST.
>>85139846
None of these stories are any good, but the "Book of Changes" story ends up playing into something later.
>>85139932
>Jigsaw before Jigsaw,
Also, I'm pretty sure Jigsaw's a product of 80s Punisher.
I miss Misty's amazing 70's 'fro, Anons.
Holy shit, Namor's gonna fight Anasui?I won't apologize for making that reference.
So yeah, Colleen's a freaking badass, and I'm still sad she hasn't appeared in anything lately.
How triggered would /co/ be if this page were released today?
I'm not a fan of the art itself, but I do like the blue and red coloring.
Okay, I love the face this guy's making in the last panel. That is the face of a man who just realized he brought a knife to a swordfight against a freaking Samurai.
>"I didn't wanna hurt you, but y'know? You make me!"
You got your lifetime movie in my comic book!
>>85140265
The art isn't that bad compared to some of this MCP/90s stuff.
>>85140216
How the hell has this same feminist narrative been around for generations at this point without shifting any of the actual rhetoric about "how media supports abuse of women"
>>85140384
It's the use of color that I like the most about this issue.
And unless someone wants to read the other stories covered, we're done with Marvel Comics Presents!
But, we've got one more thing we're going to do tonight before we finish...
>Marvel's Mightiest Martial Arts Hero Is BACK!
I like Danny as much as anyone, but I think Shang-Chi should call horseshit on that claim.
I said last night that the plot line about those anomalies would come up again. Time to see the only reason I bothered to post those stories, besides completion's sake!
>>85140580
Nah, Might is specifically STR tied, and the Iron Fist pushes Danny into a higher weight class than Shang Chi who is better pure martial artist.
God damn, Danny looks old here.
So, funny story. When I was preparing for this storytime months ago, I actually read this before I read MCP. So I was freaking BAFFLED by this ugly little goblin.
>>85140680
How old did he turn in Mortal Iron Fist again, 30?
Sliding timeline and aging gets confusing.
>>85140743
34, it specifically said he was 34. That was a plot point and everything.
Danny, for once in your life be smart. The ghost obviously has goals of his own don't do it.
>>85140713
MCP did little to add context to him.Danny is going to murderize him once he's revealed as a villain leaching Shou-Lou's Chi, isn't he?
>>85140580
This art is dirty af
>>85140760
I'd forgotten the exact date.
>It's been 16 years since Danny's first appearance
>Franklin Richards is still not a teenager.
Remember him, Anons? Despite being as big of a deal as he seems to be now, he was dead for almost 20 years!
>>85140813
Oh, you have no idea.
>attempted murder by bear-hug
Seriously, is that this guy's signature move?
>>85140871
His half a dragon brand is gone, tho.
AND IT TURNS OUT DANNY APPEARED IN ANOTHER STORY BEFORE THIS!
Welp, if we have room after, I'll post it. If not, I'll add it tomorrow.
>>85140963
No, it's back now. Just shitty inconsistent art.
Because of COURSE Danny is going to be fighting wolves again.
So yeah, that little bastard was on Davos's side the entire time.
Prick.
Another reminder that Fraction isn't the first one to have there be previous Iron Fist's. He didn't even invent the idea of a woman Iron Fist, since there's a feminine face in the second row.
Damn it Danny, how long have you been out here? That's an impressive stubble you've got.
Colleen Wing: Wolf Kicker
Also, apparently everyone is just ignoring that Misty and Danny broke up in that one story. It's for the best, since that story was shit anyway.
Yeah, Danny gets real mopey when he loses the Iron Fist.
Don't lie Danny, you want the Fist. You want the fist BAD.
Remember how you could only get from Earth to K'un Lun once every 10 years?
It's weird to see Danny care so much about his company, when most of the time he barely thinks about it.
So he couldn't go back to Earth even if he wanted to?
And you KNEW that all along? Wow, you dick.
Okay, I'll have JUST enough room to get both issues under the limit.
>"I believe in you."
>Danny immediately gets up just to kiss her
OTP
T
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And as we find out in The Living Weapon, this isn't Danny's dad at all, because his body was used in some horrible golem or some such horseshit.
Oh hey, TIGERS this time, instead of wolves.
Misty Knight: Tiger Puncher
>Lei Kung and his Tiger Sidekick
>>85139681
>Maze
>First read that as maise
>Thought somehow he was tripping out on corn.
>>85141802
There's probably a way to get high on corn that I'm just too straight-edge'd to know.
>"I wouldn't do this for Luke Cage!"
Given the news that Misty's dating Cage in the Netflix show, this is particularly funny.
Now THAT is an evil lair!
Jesus christ, Davos's arm looks like he's got frostbite.
Given how late it is, I'll leave the issue in between the two for a later thread, so I'll finish with this issue.
>>85138701
>Company taken over by Oracle
>All plates, cups, forks, and appliances are bio degradable.
>The water is filtered through a septic garden
>Tesla's are mandatory.
>Everything is organic, even the pen ink.
>If you don't put the trash in the right bin the boss with the ears will take the time to come down and kick your ass. There are seven different recycle bins each.
>>85142041
I won't lie, that last part made me giggle, because I've got the mental image of Namor going to some branch in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, looking for a security guard that nobody ever thought about, yelling "IMPERIUS REX!" and kicking him in the dick.
Remember how Danny beat Davos the last time?
Holy shit, this guy's face is so fucked up, it's the same color as his mask!
>"Embrace me."
GAY!
And that's it for tonight. As for tomorrow, I'll leave it up to the thread.
Our next appearance is in the 90's "Secret Defenders" series, a 25 issue Defenders series with a rotating cast, which has Luke and Danny in it. Should we do the entire series, or just the parts with Luke or Danny? I'll leave it up to a vote. If nobody votes (or if it's a tie) I'll decide myself.
See you Anons then.
>>85141875
I don't think the snow monkies are ever brought up again.
I liked them.
>>85142196
I am going to suggest keeping it to the relevant appearances, instead of wasting like a weak on "Dr Strange (Or Dr Druid) fights things with whoever he manages to contact from his rolodex"
>>85142196
Thanks OP. That's last issue was awesome!
>>85140813
>I like my art like I like my women...
Bump so more may read and know of the iron fist!