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So were Terezi and Vriska both detriments to the story, or could they have been handled better now?
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>>85113976
I felt like Vriska became the biggest issue because of her shenanigans and revival, taking leadership while everyone just kind of sucks her dick. I had no beef with Terezi up until she started toying with every boy's feelings and willingly makes jon fix her problems without saving CERTAIN people.
>>85114361
You always make my day better, nepeta poster.
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>>85113976
What's worse everyone's best friends suddenly being their love interest or just no longer talking to them.
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>>85113976
Vriska was a major detriment to the story but what really doomed it was Terezi's dependence on Vriska. That is why the retcon happened the way it did after all. To get Vriska back and none of her other friends because Terezi a shit.
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>This bankrupts the Huss
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>>85113976
The real detriment to the story was vriska and the doomed timeline plot point in general.

Dancestors existed for pretty superficial reasons, which makes it all the worse when Aranea's whole spiel was just to doom the timeline so john could do a superpower to bring back vriska, when vriska was already around anyway, so that vriska was binned off.

The circle of stupidity is complete etc.
Not that it fucking matters because the 'true' hero of the story is an alternate calliope, who although being introduced earlier as LE's main motivation, still feels like a masive middle finger to the rest of the characters place in the story because she practically wished LE away despite being in the story as an actual character for what, 300 panels?
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>>85114923
Welovefine is getting quite the pink money since they started focusing on fujoshi baiting the heck outta homestuck
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>>85116603
Do people really buy all that shitty merch for a dead webcomic?
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>>85116892
I bought the horrorterror shirt as a parting gift during the 4/13 sale, as I've only been reading since just before the gigapause started and haven't had a good chance to get a worthwhile keepsake.

hard to believe it's been 3 years really.
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>>85113976
I never read homestuck but I like the fanart because one of the characters reminds me myself and I even use it as a avatar.
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>>85117123
What character though? Let us judge you.

I'm hoping it's a minor character so I can pat you on the head.
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>>85116892
Yes, they do.
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Was the addition of Aradia a critical error of the story?
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>>85117306
Are t-shirt sales really going to cover the cost of paying the ten thousand Hiveswap artists and one programmer though?
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>>85117398
Critical error?

Aradia would never...
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>>85117508
Dunno if that alone is enough, if they still have some substantial remain of the kickstarter or something else, but Neo Kosmos' author speaks in a way that it seems they still have quite the budge
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>>85117736
Didn't Robert J! Lake say that Hussie blew through the $2.5 million and is funding it out of pocket now?
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Every shirt you buy keeps Joey alive just a little longer HST

Are you a monster?
Do you LIKE seeing Joey suffer?

Why haven't you bought a shirt yet?
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>>85117840
I fucking hate Joey!
I want to rape Joey!
I love Joey!
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>>85117825
No idea. I only know of those recent or most known past things
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>>85113976
there are no "characters" in homestuck, only players Skaia created to fulfill the role they were given, its pretty genius for Hussie because he doesn't to remember who a character is, but what they are
John as Heir of Breath his character arc is gaining (or inheriting) freedom, he starts off as someone trapped in his home, and taking orders from others, to end as someone who is able to travel through the story freely
the list goes on, but point is he only needs to remember what x class is suppose to do, and what x aspect is suppose to be. and there's a character
this especially fits for Vriska as Thief of Light
her whole purpose as a character is to steal the spotlight, she even stole it from herself. of course this is annoying if you hate Vriska, but Hussie is only following the formula he made for himself

these rules especially help for Hussie because he frequently updates, just following this guideline helps him be as consistent as he could be
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>>85118035
breath isnt freedom
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Why is John's shirt symbol blue on the second panel again?
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>>85118350
Gif compression.
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>>85117825
No, youre hearing too much.
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>>85118357
Guess that makes sense since the leaves on the branch outside the window change their color too. No easter egg find for me.
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>>85118381
He did though.
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i drew ara
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>>85118533
I love how these people can't even break out of their half-ironic "i type in all lowercase to be quirky" shtick even to write about their "professional work."
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>>85118679
>quirky
how autistic do you have to be to write a post like this lmao
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>>85114475
who the fuck holds their pizza like that
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>>85118533
>it'll be a good game
>using broken age as an example of a good game
oh no
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>>85118543
cute ara
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>>85118533
the sad thing is that this was enough for RJ to get blacklisted from working in hiveswap

this one thing
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>>85118533
>completely burnt through the budget
>still hasn't had a single episode released
>still hiring artists even now
>no update since christmas
>also has to translate to EFIGS since it was one of the goals
>also has to make physical copies for backers
rj is completely off his head if he thinks the game will be finished, let alone good
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>>85120131
what?
Source?
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>>85120273
Do you really need one?
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>>85120338
yeah
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>>85120273
no source
he's talking out of his ass.
ignore the redditor
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>>85114923
>tfw first saw this, thought it looked like pure shit
>wanted the game to be 2d like the comic
>hussie runs out of money and makes it 2d
>game instantly looks better
Something to thank The Odd Gentlemen for at least
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>>85120446
Shit ship.
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>>85120662
fuck off calliope
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>>85120619
>looks better

fucking thiccfags
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>>85120700
"hi wow ur hot"
"hi wow ur hot"
The entirety of the chemistry between John and Roxy.
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>>85120701
UHHHHHHHHH
THICKER
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>>85120700
>>85120783
Even JohnVris is better desu
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>>85120811
This.
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>>85120701
>implying that looks worse than this shit
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>>85120783
You gotta understand there are people who dont care for characters personality and romantic struggles because SBURB and plot are way more interesting and just build the ship because it looks cute.
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>>85120911
It's still a shit ship though.
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Why do people even like John?
He's not an interesting or even remotely funny character.
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>>85120944
Self insert.
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autistic bunny jade!
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>>85120944
He's there and he's a guy and he brings out the best in a lot of other characters.
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what the fuck does knight of 8lood do
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>>85120723
HNNNNNGGG
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OFFICIAL
-OFFICIAL-
SHIT SHIP TIER LIST

>GODLESS TIER
johnroxy
arasol
rosekan
davekat

>GREAT GOD WHY TIER
gamtav
johnvris
jadekat
dirkjake
any incest
vrisezi

>GOOD GRIEF TIER
davetav
equara
anything involving eridan
daverezi
roxyjade
meenvris

>OKAY...WHATEVER TIER
davejade
johnrose
karezi
kankat
calroxy
caldirk
meenkat

>MEME TIER
Nepkat
Johnrezi
Anything not listed here

>SHIT, THAT'S LITERALLY PERFECT TIER
Fefsol
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>>85120811
>>85120843
"i hate vriska!"
"no wait i like her again for no reason. lmao."
True quality.
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>>85121099
This tier lest is organized weird. I also DISAGREE on a few.
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>>85121099
Decent list.
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Amazing, as soon as Roxy is posted the thread derailed into shit.
Nothing new here, not surprised.
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>>85121103
It's called tsundere.
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>>85121200
You can't derail a general. And, well, Roxy is shit so.
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>>85121226
It's called "fuck you here's my bullshit excuse why my ship is better than yours."
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>>85121278
It is.
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>>85121295
You're right,anon. It is a bullshit excuse.
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>>85121343
You're a bullshit excuse of a human being.
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>>85121358
Just like vriska is a bullshit excuse for a troll.
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>>85121358
WAIT ANON. ARE YOU TRYING TO INITIATE BLACKROM WITH ME?
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>>85121358
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>>85121478
Fuck no, who do you take me for, a fucking feces eater?
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why were we put on this earth to suffer
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>>85121510
YEAH, WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE STILL FLIRTING WITH ME.
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>>85121459
>>85121483
>>85121509
>>85121532
Please stop I want to argue pointlessly in a nice and friendly environment
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>>85121533
I don't know. This thread was fairly neutral. I think this guy's just mad someone here insulted his favorite ship.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE BUT I KNOW THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE

YOU'RE LIKE STEPHEN KING. WHEN I READ THE ENDING TO THE DARK TOWER, IT WAS LITERALLY

>LOL HE ENTERED THE TOWER SHOUTING PEOPLE'S NAMES

AND THEN HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO BERATE YOU FOR WANTING A SATISFYING CONCLUSION AND WANTING TO KNOW WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING INSIDE. FUCKING BELITTLING YOU FOR HAVING CURIOSITY AND SPOUTING SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW
>THE JOURNEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE DESTINATION

WELL GUESS WHAT?!

YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG AND EVERYONE WHO THINKS LIKE THAT IS WRONG! THE POINT OF A JOURNEY IS TO GET TO A DESTINATION YOU WANTED BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERTAKE THE JOURNEY IN THE FIRST PLACE!

IF I FOLLOWED THAT LOGIC THEN MY GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE DIED MUCH EARLIER BECAUSE I WOULD'VE GONE FOR HIS INSULIN BUT INSTEAD OF GETTING TO THE PHARMACY, I WOULD'VE MET INTERESTING PEOPLE, AND HAD TEENAGE DRAMA PROBLEMS AND MAYBE GOT INTO A FIGHT, AND NEVER MADE IT TO MY DESTINATION, AND COME BACK A WISER MAN.

BUT GUESS WHAT?!

MY FUCKING GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE BEEN STILL DEAD BECAUSE I NEVER MADE IT TO MY FUCKING DESTINATION!

SO YES, I AM COMPARING THIS SHIT TO MY GRANDFATHER DYING BECAUSE IT'S METAPHORICALLY THE SAME THING. AND YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU SUPPORT THIS.

The only thing. THE ONLY FUCKING THING that makes this all better is that I only joined the bandwagon a month ago. If I had invested more time in this, I would've felt bad. Now, NOW I can just go on with my life. But I feel so bad for other people, who ARE actually invested in this.

SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING FUCK I AM STILL FURIOUS!
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>>85121576
breath has everything to do with shitposting
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>>85121344
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>>85121630
It's so bizarre. I have no idea what the motives would be though. I don't think that many people hate MSPA as they used to considering the fandom has died down a bit. So it's the only conclusion I can think of.
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>>85121613
he was the only good thing to come out of the ending. all the old trips, namefags and drawfags can leave desu, they left for 3 years and then come back for the ending and for some reason decide to stick around?
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i was wondering why there wasn't a homestuck thread for three days

maybe it was for the best
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>>85121749
Already reported the spamming fag. Also, people had migrated to neokosmos thread
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It's time for a little rest maybe.
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Heard taht avas demon fans are bitching rn. Ungrateful bastards, got an [S] with even a bit of vocals and keep whining about everything
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>>85121804
Is neokosmos popular among homestuck readers?
Because it looks like hot garbage
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>>85121905
yes, looks like hot garbage, but author was contracted to work on Hiveswap, which lead to a Neokosmos thread with ''homestuck'' as part of the tittle, which lead to people to go discuss there.

I actually haven't read it yet
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>>85121905
Maybe with the Tumblr crowd.
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>>85121873
What are they bitching about?
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>>85122025
anything is popular in tumblr.
>>85122029
genderless guy was killed off or seomthing
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>>85122052
That looks really fucking weird to me. On an unrelated note: I always viewed John and Jade to be half asian or something.
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>>85122025
like homestuck?
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>>85121657
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>>85122025
Even there, I doubt it.

It strikes me as a really niche thing that is incredibly cringeworthy to anyone not in the niche. Like QC/DoA.
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>>85122106
Just because he has buck teeth and dark hair doesn't mean he's asian, you racist fucker.
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>>85121905
i read up till that animation with music by toby a few months ago and never picked it back up

the humor was generic tumblr shit and one of the two converstaions between two of the main characters was a rant about gender identy
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>>85122052
Is this a genuine old Hussie?
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mspabooru is hilarious
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How do you get a Hiveswap refund?
Is it possible?
Fuck it I'll just buy King's Quest. I'll just imagine that's where my money went, which is pretty much the case anyway.
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>>85122206
got a link to that [s]?
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>>85122215
I think it is
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>>85122257
just go rob andrew's house while he's out taking ironic selfies with IPGD
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>>85122176
Fuck you anon, look at them. I'M NOT RACIST.
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>>85122279
i want to push this rose over, whip out my dick and start the impregnation procedure
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>>85122299
AY YO DIS NIGGA O'ER HERE

DIS NIGGA RAYCIS
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>>85122149
I deservved better
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>>85122259
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNj8f2dMP64
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>>85122299
does this trigger you anon

do you have a primal urge to pull out your heavy pressure firehose and spray her while the attack dogs ravage her?
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>>85122491
It makes my dick hard
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>>85122491
It triggers me only because the book's title is on the wrong side.
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>>85122524
>>85122491

COLONIZED
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>>85122491
What bugs me about this is that artist was a notorious john/rose shipper who self inserted onto rose because she wanted to fuck John (Who she drew as a bara).
She started drawing Rose brown presumably to obfuscate the self insertion.
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>>85122630
damn that's hot
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>>85113976
Terezi no
Vriska Yes on both counts.
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>>85122491
IT'S PRETTY CUTE I GUESS. BUT FUCKING LOOK AT JOHN, HE'S CLEARLY SOME ASIAN KID. I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP.
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>>85122649
iirc she kind of resembled Rose, at least in the sens that she was blonde, petit and had short hair.
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>>85122712
I bet you think damara's asian too since she speaks japanese you goddamn yank
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>>85122433

>we did get better
>he ends up disappearing forever

Fucking sucks man
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>>85122557
Stop using "trigger" as a serious word, fucking tumblr cant get their shit straight.
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>>85122749
Megidos ARE Asian!
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>>85122630
source?

Also, bara?
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>>85122450
>Looks like they come straight from Battleborn

BADASS
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>>85122797
latia was her handle
or latiaiam
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>>85122827
Blunderborn is not the best example to say a design is good.
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>>85122279
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>>85122894
is nonrelevance the true price rose payed for going grimdark?
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>>85123012
she died, her corpse was kissed and stayed dead
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What god tier outit do you think is the best one?
Like, whats the most aesthetically pleasing for you?
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>>85123089
The striped socks of the witch outfit never fail to arouse me.
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It's sad there's not much concept art for Homestuck, I would love to see the thought process behind stuff
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>>85123089
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>>85123089
rogue of mind has some strange allure to me
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In all seriousness

Could Hiveswap be saved by Telltale if Hussie brought the project to them?

It could be a return to from for Telltale where they don't spend time focussed on Half Baked (Pick your own Adventure) Fan fictions that feel like they all end the same way

>With an actual budget they could get a actual Story Writer that doesn't write fan fic tier garbage or get all their writers together and force them to make soemthing that wouldn't be on Fanfiction.net

>Hussie could Supervise or be a writer as a part of the team, and they could even choose whether or not to return to the 3D Style with Models that look like they had time taken to make them and not half baked semi-passable shit

>Hussie could get the multiple episode format that he wanted Hiveswap to have

>Focusing all their efforts on one prject would increase presentation, and would be in the style of the Early Homestuck Acts

Would it Work? Or Would it be one giant Pipe Dream?
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>>85123089
some of those outfits are wrong. Aspect doesnt necessarily determine shoes color. Example: thief of light has orange boots while seer of light has blue sandals
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>>85123153
>telltale
>doing anything that isnt a cash cow
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>>85123139
The glossiness reminds me of this
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>>85123153
Telltale could bring a lot of new people that never heard of homestuck (if such exists) to the game. And I think it would guarantee at least some degree of quality. It happening doesn't sound very realistic though.
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>>85123153
Broken Age memes aside, I would honestly kill for a Double Fine homestuck game. They still have that lucasarts charm in some places that would do wonders.
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>>85123153
It worked for Homestar.
It could have worked for Homestuck.
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>>85123158
i have been thinking, what if your aspect changes some things in the god tier's design aside from the colors?
like we know the heir class hood is long because heir was made for john and he's a breath player so it looks like a wind sock but what if, say the heir of space had like
a space helmet or some shit instead.

or imagine if a troll player with a different blood color was a blood player and the symbol was their blood color instead of red

subtle (or not) changes for every god robe depending on the player
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>hiveswap's lead writer was hired just for having a viral twitter post
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>>85120131
RJ was never working on hiveswap, was he? isn't it all james roach and toby fox?
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>>85123787
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>>85118533
>it might be as good as Broken Age
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>>85123787
Is this what these threads have become, repeating the same arguments over and over?
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How do we save her?
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What will Hussie say to the backers?
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>>85124094
Pull the plug. End her suffering.
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>>85124094
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>>85123787
He was hired to do fill-in writing on the script and then hussie made him head writer months later
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>>85124102
"Bill Bolin was right"
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>>85124094
turn her into a vriska
everyone is better as a vriska
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>>85113976
Combine Vriska and Terezi. Less trolls is better. Terezi could have been the Vriska of the story just fine and given John an actual antagonist 'friend' to deal with, from their intro where she murders him, to the end where they're working together but at mean odds with each other.

Terezi and Karkat were way, way, way better when they were both genuinely nasty assholes out for blood.
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>>85124135
Just goes to show you how much Hussie cares about this project

Jesus FUCK it's going to be a shitshow
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Just a reminder that a good SBURB simulation game will NEVER EVER happen
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>>85124236
what? I mean, it makes sense to hire someone from twitter just to add jokes. But if he got the head writer job after he'd been there a while, doesn't that mean he'd probably, I don't know, proven himself to hussie or whatever? Please?
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>>85120811
JohnVris was the 8est.
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Back before Cascade happened.

I Honestly thought that the Trolls and Humans would fight each other as the Trolls wanted to become God's of a new Universe and The Kids might have refused seeing as it was their universe they made, and it could have had an interesting dynamic where the trolls and Kids fight for dominance on who gets to rule the new universe

Thats honestly where I thought the story was going to head before we got 3 years on a ship and The Hiatuses
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>>85124236
I've broken and come to accept I want horrific things to happen to Hussie. Hiveswap is going to fail. It's going to be an embarrassing disaster he'll try to slink away from with MILLIONS shat down the toilet. His career is in ruins. He will never make anything relevant or popular again. His ego and arrogance have torn his entire life apart. He's going to be 40, friendless save for tweeny assholes who make him dress like an idiot, his art skills are gone, nobody will ever give him money again, his shirt sales are doomed, and he'll have nothing left but daddy's inheritance and a legacy of disappointment.

Hussie is an old man with nothing to show for his life. He's never even worked a real job. Sad!
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Why is Jane such a precious cinnamon roll (albeit with temperament issues).

She probably would bake an actual cinnamon roll if you asked nicely.
>>85124289
Dwarf Fortress is close enough right now.
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>>85124392
I accepted in Act 4 that the trolls would become their friends, but I assumed there'd be a lot of conflict and tension when they actually met for real, in the middle of the kids meeting for the first time, and the trolls being angry, half dead, and in full troll bloodrage mode.

Instead we got Horrostuck and the comic shat blood screaming until it keeled over dead on the toilet.
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>>85124400
She's a rapist.
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>>85124396
Doesn't he still have the vapid cunt?
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>>85124400
Jane is a dumb nasty cunt with fat nasty tits who hates her friends, herself, and has nothing to show for life but clinging to Dad and praying someone wants to fuck her someday that isn't an animal or alien.
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>>85124455
Pretty sure Rachel is long gone.
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>>85124466
>>85124443
>this hate
so if you aren't janefags, whatfags are you?
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>>85124558
I dig Slick still, yeah. I'm not a fag for anyone. The comic is dead and ruined. Every character now exists to be turned into an ugly joke or fetish bin to be used and thrown away. It's all they're good for anymore.
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>>85124607
but anon thats all they EVER WERE
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where is karkat...
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>>85123153
>Hussie could get the multiple episode format that he wanted Hiveswap to have
i think you mean
>Hussie could get the multiple episode format he had to have out of necessity once he realised way too late how much games cost
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>>85124859
Didn't Toby make Undertale for like 45k?

Didn't he actually end up refunding people as he went under budget?
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>>85124859
I drag raw, blackened pleasure out of the fact that Hussie was actually stupid all along, and got ripped open by the ugly realities of the idiot boy dream of "DDDUUUNNUHHUURR GUNNA MAKE MY OWN GAEM IT EZE"

I'm fucking happy it went to hell. He deserves it.
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I cry every time I think about what this comic used to be for too long. It's not fair. It hurts so much.
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>>85124945
so was Hometuck actually just the pupation sacrifice for Toby's final form
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>>85124945
UT is 2D, 6 hours long and made by himself not an external company. Not to mention he wasnt making a fucking webcomic between the development.
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>>85125011
Hussie?

Andrew Hussie?

Is that you?
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>>85125023
So Toby did the smart, reasonable, possible thing as a starting game developer, with actual experience to back him up, since he had already done game development experimentation before, AND he had a working system before Undertale even began, prompting him to develop it more and try Kickstarter.

Toby's IQ and common sense must fucking dwarf Andrew's. But this is why he's a successful professional, and Andrew is a jobless old loser.

>>85125038
I will never stop laughing at this. Ever.
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REMINDER TENSEI IS MAKING A GAME NOW

he boasts it will LITERALLY be better than undertale and homestuck COMBINED
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>>85125093
undertale surpassed hiveswap the moment its kickstarter went up and toby not only had an idea of what the game would be, but an actual demo to boot
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>>85125244
Yup. Having a working demo that shows off what you want the whole game to be, along with good music and sensible, possible goals, and a pretty lowball budget, that adds up to success. These are things Hussie does not know, can have, and does not understand.

Undertale will be remembered for years to come and will likely pop up often on nostalgia lists for a lot of people. It also had a decent lasting message in it, using the concept of meta to its actual extent, instead of for a toast-dull irony jerkoff.

Homestuck is already out of popular mind, and will be for good, and its game, with a boring premise and setting, is stillborn.
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So I got the rest of these done finally. The beta kids (and Dirk), at least.
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>>85125325
Stillborn is my fancherub
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I somewhat regret commissioning this from a friend, but I support their endeavors regardless
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>>85125447
I recognize that style and I will make sure they know you regret it

Already screencapped
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ww-wwhat are wwe gonna do on the bed kan
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>>85125325
I'm getting sick of this Undertale cock-sucking.
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>>85125511
That's fine. I support them in their artistic endeavors regardless, and I'm sure the style has appeal to someone, it just isn't really my thing.
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>>85125824
Nobody cares about Undertale itself you stupid meme-loving dull fuck. It's using it as the very close example and contrast to Hussie's failures.
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>>85125867
Still. Yes, Hussie failed. But he was obviously a bit more ambitious. Stop fucking hammering this in, you dumb cunt.
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i cant think of a single game crowdfund that failed harder than homestucks
star citizen maybe but that already has playable things at least
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>>85123969
yes. have you not been here for the past week?
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>>85125913
Make me, meme-slurper.

I want to shit on Hussie right now, so I will. His ambition was idiotic and he got his dick torn off for it. Undertale was a reasoned and smartly developed game. Hiveswap is a fucking MESS from start to the coming ugly end.

He's funding it out of pocket now! Off of shirt sales! Or maybe even his daddy money. It's pathetic and it makes me smile.
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Kanaya poster > Katnep anon
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>hiveswap.png
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NERF THIS FAT CUNT.
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>>85126086
D-EL-ET-E T)(IS!

SOLLUX WOULD N-EV-ER.
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>>85126038
It's really getting annoying. Because it's the exact same thing every time it's posted. Really just kind of autistic.
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>>85126099
Hussie already did. He made her a megaplayer the likes of Caliborn and Calliope, and then in a quiet panic shelved her as hard as possible because he has NO idea how to write.
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>>85125447
Patrick Bateman troll looks like Reviewbrah here
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>>85126144
Then leave the thread, memeboy.

>Unnhhunnn this is... getting... REALLY annoying to me, a 4chan poster, how annoying

Go fuck a tank.
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Undertale is an amazing game and if you just hate it because the fanbase is shit you need to look at yourself more closely, Homestuck poster
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>>85126186
>XDD MEMEME I SAID MEMEM AGAIN
>dont like my stupid, repetitive bullshit that's entertaining for absolutely no one and is only barely related to the actual comic just leave!!!!!!!!!
Fucking die.
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>>85126227
No no no, the hot memes is to ignore discussion and not read anything like a high school dropout and barge in with "BUT BUT UNDERTALE IS SHIT I HATE UNDERFAIL" any time it's mentioned in any context. Gotta score them meme points.
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>>85126099
Jade's cunt isn't fat, it's puffy
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>>85126264
Try again, memeboy. You didn't read and came in with "BUT UNDERTALE" and we're laughing at you for it.
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>>85126268
>Implying that was the point of my original comment.

Also,
>MMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM I SAID MEME
>>85126296
Because you're constantly mentioning it and comparing it to Homestuck; gets a little cock sucky.. That's not the entirety of why I'm irritated with you obviously.
>I SAID MEME AGAIN AHAHA IM NOT 12
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This is my fan adventure, Steven Undertale. Nobody has a gender but everyone is gay and there's colorful queer skeletons named after rocks that have glowing slime cocks. Give me one billion Tumbumblr Cummies
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did someone say MEMES
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Um8asa...
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>>85121905
It's a good concept with terrible execution
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>>85126086
She got the double D?
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>>85122433
>capital letters
hand in your badge
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>>85126278
it's cute
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>>85126370
All I got is this sack of doorknobs
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>>85126099
>>85126152
>>85126278
Jade has powers but not the skills/experience.

Since she's not a Seer, one probably could outsmart her during a fight.
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>>85124174
t. Andrew
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>>85126493
All you have to do is toss a tennis ball and she'll be distracted
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jade is naked
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>>85126565
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>>85125412
Nice. Is there a way to print without these inner lines?
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>>85126540
What's with this "throw a tennis ball at dog" thing?

I never got it.
>>85126565
No, she has a witch dress, skirt, striped socks and red heels. Wizard of Oz-esque.

She could go naked if she wanted, though.
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>>85126612
>What's with this "throw a tennis ball at dog" thing?

Dogs like to play fetch. With tennis balls, sticks, frisbees, etc.
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How do we fix Karkat's arc?
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Rose shits suns as of her god tier ascension. She literally clenches her fists and scowls and excretes miniature suns and they collect at the bottom of the toilet and the bowl glows like a spotlight.

When she gets diarrhea, she squirts out solar flares that temporarily disable power on the Meteor.

One night that was particularly memorable for Kanaya involved a bout of food poisoning that struck during lovemaking. Rose hunched down on all fours on the bed, balling fists clutching sheets as her sides undulated. Torrents of brilliant light gushed out of her as she made the most shameless noises.

Kanaya guiltily pleasures herself to the memories.
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>>85126703
what did he mean by this
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>>85126655
Tennis balls are a new fetch thing to me.
>>85126599
>2011
These had to be glorious days.

Too bad I didn't even know Homestuck existed back then.
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>>85126726
I miss 2011 every day
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>>85126726
>Tennis balls are a new fetch thing to me.

Really? That's such a common cliche though.
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>>85126608
Unfortunately, not really. It's a limitation of the technology. It goes away pretty easily with some light sanding, though, and it's not as visible IRL as it is on those pictures - the lightsource is directly overhead so it causes more contrast than it would normally.
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>>85126784
Back when Davekat didn't exist... At least, canonically.

I am saving that shit. Flustered Jade is adorable.
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>>85126858
The dirty secret of Homestuck shipping is that Rosemary is the only endgame ship that's actually canonical to the narrative of Homestuck as a standalone work.

Hussie enforced a policy of absolute neutrality on all ships so that they can all be equally valid and no camp feels shut down, so they'll keep drumming up interest. He can say Davekat is canon all he wants, but until and unless the epilogue explicitly confirms it, the actual comic does not indicate that Davekat is an endgame ship. Not even John/Roxy is; it was simply introduced and quietly dropped, raised as a possibility to choose from.

In short, Hussie is a coward playing it safe.
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>>85126784
2011 was good times, there was hope.
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>>85127001
Rosemary is shit.
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>>85127018
>that rose outfit
god damn
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>>85126805
>liberty
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>>85127546
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>>85127240
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>>85127896
EB: haha sorry dave! you said you're gay! they're both mine now.
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It's leg inspection day. Post your waifu's legs and I'll determine if they're sexy enough to pass.
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>>85128128
my waifu is tavros
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>>85128128
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>>85128128
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>>85128128
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>>85128128
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>>85128128
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>>85128128
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>>85128168
Fail, on account of having none.
>>85128235
>>85128296
Pass.
>>85128309
Pass, but get better taste in waifus.
>>85128341
Pass.
>>85128643
Submitting clothed legs is like submitting an essay written in Wingdings. Fail.
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>>85129052
Pass with extra credit.
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>>85129493
uhhhh THICKER
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>>85125412
yayifications!
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>>85129269
>implying these arent sexy as fuck
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>>85120446
We all need more Roxy in our lives.
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>>85129782
Roxy is trash.
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>>85128296
>mfw I got this as a tattoo
I can never go out in public without a shirt again, fuck me
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>>85129815
pics or it didnt happen
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>>85129815
post pics
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>>85129782
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>>85129815
i need a pic
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>>85129911
no...roxy... GET HER AWAY FROM ME
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>>85129911
Not that one, the cool one.
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>>85129978
So Rose?
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>>85130063
No, the straight one.
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>>85129269
>submitting an essay written in Wingdings
Are you saying you never did this when you were a kid?
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>>85129978
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>>85130193
Much better.
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>>85130108
No, that'd be Roxy. That's not a good character.
>>85130193
Kill it with fire.
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>>85130063
>Rose
>the cool one
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>>85130319
Rose was, at one point, cooler than the entirety of Roxy.
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What is she dreaming of?
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>>85130357
Rose was, literally from day one, all bark and no bite
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>>85130357
Lets take this step by step.
A) at one point implies that she isn't now. As such what do you care? The past is the past now and you've implicitly ceded that Roxy is the coolest now
B) No, she wasn't cooler. She was cool for a longer period of time perhaps, which allowed you to invest in her more but that's it. Were Roxy given the same amount of panels, narrative importance and time of introduction she would exceed Rose in all ways.
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>>85130108
?
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>>85130764
That one has a dog theme. I mean the one with a cat theme.
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>>85130685
Except for those times where she fucking murdered everything.
>>85130756
A) Because everything in Homestuck went to shit at some point.
B) Rose was an infinitely better character than Roxy.
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>>85130831
?
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>>85130876
I'll be honest m8 I really only remember Rose as a drunken lesbian who had to have Vriska solve all her problems

Also she abandoned her world quest because reasons???
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>>85130831
Nep?
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>>85130903
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>>85130917
Probably because you didn't read the comic.
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>>85130876
A) Everything went to shit due to circumstances, yes. But not all characters went to shit. Roxy is one of those few that retained her interesting features all the way into the eleventh hour. Rose however lost her shit long before then.
B) I don't think you're correct.
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>>85130903
That one is close but a little too small. I mean the one that is tall.

>>85130924
That one is grey. I mean the one that is white.
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>>85130764
>tfw just fapped to video of jade cosplayer in bondage
I'm not proud, but you know what she was cute
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>>85130959
A) Roxy never had interesting features. Near the end, she was basically identical to John.
B) Because you're wrong.
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WHY ARE THERE STILL
NO
LEWDS
OF
TRIZZA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>85131005
???
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>>85130680
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>>85131012
A) Yes, she did. Further, John is great too. Derse posters, please leave.
B) I don't believe that I am. Could you please post something a little more convincing?
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>>85131055
aradia is so wise
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>>85131051
That one is white but I meant the one who likes to drink.
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>salty Rosefags
Hahahaha

Your character became the fucktoy of an irrelevant character

She had to be saved by mommy thrice!

Hahahah she got fucking rekt by Condy and couldn't do shit against her in Collide

Pffthahah

Fucking Rosefags

She should Seer of Light herself on fire
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>>85131065
A) She didn't. John is OK but near the end, he just became "the guy who is the only character"
B) Can you? Nerd.

>>85131104
It hurts but I'm not salty. Just opinions.
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>>85131104
>She should Seer of Light herself on fire
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>>85131104
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>>85131136
Reminder that Jade is actually the least rapey character in Homestuck
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>>85131134
A) So John is defined as the only character, implying every other cast member is devoid or lacking in character. In that case you saying that Roxy was the closest to John during the conclusion would suggest you thought she was the only other cast member with substantial character.
B) I just did so above. Hell, I didn't even need to make a case you made them all for me.
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>>85131250
A) Yes, nice logic there but I meant in plot relevance and narrative focus. Both of them felt just like "some people" and nothing else at that point too.
B) Literally didn't.
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>>85131104
>She should Seer of Light herself on fire
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Rose never really had much potential. She was John's sidekick for like Act 1 and 2 but then became irrelevant as he found better buddies to help/hurt him.
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>>85131454
>Implying.
>Implying this especially when we're comparing her to Roxy.
Ooof, that hurts.
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>>85131236
Jade is for tender cuddles and marrying
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>>85131522
im going to cuddle her tenders
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>>85131560
Are you married in this scenario?
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>>85131672
yes in fact i am

married to the idea of fucking jade into submission
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>>85131493
You're dedication to Rose is hurting you more than anything else, friend. I am sorry to say but she died along time ago. Roxy on the other hand ended the story still pleasing her fans and doing what she was known for.
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I fixed Roxy
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>>85131821
But are you actually married to Jade
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>>85131955
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>>85131944
Roxy is a trash character. Doesn't take much to please Homestuck fans. I just want Rose back. ;_;
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>>85131945
that's not roxy!
that's aradia in whiteface!
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>>85131821
I agree
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>>85132055
And there's that pain I was trying to warn you about, friend. Sorry for your loss.
Roxy is still here though. Still good. Relatively spared from ruin.
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>>85132018
all things are real
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>>85132143
Roxy was never good. I don't want your Chinese ripoff of Mom to spare my pain. I'd rather feel this than the dead feeling Roxyfags must feel.
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>>85132143
Yeah, she got to do tons of cool stuff! plus i think she's with john at the end... what a winner!
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>>85132201
Being a Roxyfag feels good man
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LEAVE ROXY ALONE HOLY SHIT
AT LEAST ONE GOOD CHARACTER CAME OUT OF THE BLONDE SIDE OF THE GENE POOL
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>>85132205
Narrative preference.
>>85132230
Maybe like being a crack addict.
>>85132288
>Dirk, Rose, and Dave not good.
Holy shit. What an awful opinion.
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>>85131955
I wonder how they feel about all this now that the comic ended the way that it did,..
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RIP Rose

You tried, I guess

I mean, well, at least you took that trident to the chest like a champ

Truly, an inspiration to corpses everywhere
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>>85132364
The real question is how their child, Dave Jr, feels
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>>85132325
>Rose: I'm gay.
>Dirk: I'm gay and kind of a controlling know-it-all.
>Dave: im gay maybe buy some shirts haha
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>>85132230
We just never stop winning.

>>85132325
>thinking their characters didn't get fucked beyond recognition. There's perhaps one that got away with it but the other two are ruined.
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>>85132097
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>>85132018
You underestimate how cool and new this comic was.
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>>85132459
why is she dressed as roxy... what is she going to do?
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>>85132439
>Being a fag makes you a bad character.
>>85132455
Roxy was bland as fuck near the end too. Dirk seemed to be the only one who got away relatively unscathed.
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>>85132501
RAPE JOHN.
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>>85132524
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>>85132514
A) it almost always does
B:
>dirk unscathed
Maybe relative to Rose and Dave. John and Roxy made it out just fine. Dirk staggered out and either made a slow recovery in hospital or died in ICU depending on who you ask but Dave and Rose died in the crash.
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>>85132501
Star in her own Spin off comic that involves The /hsg/ Sprite as he guides her and eventually meets the others through their session of Sburb?
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>>85132576
A) Dirk was gay from the start so.
B) John and Roxy didn't make it out just fine. Out of all of the kids, Dirk got out the least neutered and uncharactered.
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>>85132630
>Dirk was gay from the start so
Hence the almost. Dirk being a fag wasn't 'Dirk' exactly he had other shit going on. However it WAS Rose by the end. Same with Dave.
John and Roxy are still great so I'd have to disagree.
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>>85132539
Cute
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>>85132734
Yeah, well, I meant "fag" as "gay". I really don't know how to convince you to get rid of your incredibly normie taste so.
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>>85132174
This is child abuse
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>>85132854
>fag as gay
So did I retard. The difference is Dirk didn't stop being a character when he started being degenerate. He was still interesting and quite frankly under used. His splinter stuff was interesting.
Dave and Rose retired into faggotry. Once that occurred they pretty much didn't do anything else other than sort out a few familial issues.
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>>85132923
Not really
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>>85132935
Focking spooky
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>>85132935
Yes really

A child doesn't understand the meaning of that clothing

If they want to become a degenerate Homestuck cosplayer, they have that choice when they get older. But the parents should not force that lifestyle on their child.
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>>85132930
>So did I retard.
R00d. Fuck, I'm confused. I could explain myself but I have a really bad headache. I just got jumbled with what I thought you thought. Just don't be a dick, OK?
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>>85133043
>blown out
>conversation devolves into excuses and babbling
I will try to be nicer from now on. You're surely reeling from the suffering of reliving the loss of Rose. Just remember Roxy is here for you m8
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>>85133155
You didn't blow me out? You just kind of made me look stupid due to something irrelevant to the actual conversation.
Roxy's still trash.
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>>85132992
>>85132935
This reminds me of furry parents who give their children paw gloves and booties to always wear.

Everytime they look down they see animal hands and feet.

So that they grow up thinking they are an animal like their parents!
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>>85133258
>Homestuck on the same level as furries
End yourself
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>>85133301
Can you imagine looking into a mirror for the first time and wondering why you don't look like a troll? Poor babbus.
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>>85133258
It's fucked up, is what it is.
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>>85133347
I think there's a difference between dressing your kid up in a costume for a rare occasion versus living life as a troll
Like that one nudestuck chick who called her baby Eridan and pretended they and their spouse were Rose and Kanaya, that was some weird shit.
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>>85133301
Three words:
Bucket
Spitting
Video
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>>85133449
Lionking fandom.
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>>85133445
wwhats wwrong wwith that
dont talk about my mommies like that
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>>85133445
Hahah fucking wow. I wonder whether their kids will be weirdoes or whether they'll reject their parents outright at some point between 12-25
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>>85133445
rosefags are sickening
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The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced; Roxy is a diaperslut for SURE.
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>>85133592
Nah, she just had a minor bed wetting problem.
John does too.
As a functional couple they help each other stop wetting the bed. At least not with pee. There will be plenty of semen stains on their sheets. Plenty.
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>>85133583
>>85133592
Ahem.
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Help me. Please.
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>>85133592
>>85133701
False flag
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>>85133842
Are you sure?
>>85133844
Touche'.
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>>85113976
daily reminder that davekat was foreshadowed by caliborn on his shitty anime drawings (probably caliborn's handiwork that made it happen)
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>>85120894
Is Jude redpilled?
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JESUS FUCK
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>>85133962
what happened hussie...you used to be talented
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>>85134003
Women happened.
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do you think when aradia made out with equius he thought "man spending months perfecting her robo mouth really paid off, this could have been a really sh*tty kiss with some metal"
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Still waiting for Offline Homestuck.

Anyone got the update Anthony version?
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>>85123787
Did he have one particularly well know post? What was it?
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>>85134128
Abso100tly.
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>>85132935
Damn thats a cute mom.
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grubs are for ____
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https://twitter.com/hiveswapgame/status/623256777174310912
>20th July 2015
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>>85134461
Hugs.
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>>85132174
>>85132935
why is this so unsettling to me
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>>85134461
Raising to be good people
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Where did Arctis Dressupanon go?
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>>85134635
If it makes you feel better theres a high chance the parents dont even like homestuck anymore.
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>>85133301
Honestly I think the average furry is probably better socially-adjusted than the average hardcore Homestuck fan
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>>85134635

>>85132923
>>85132992
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>>85133658
Wrong. Roxy loves the soft, crinkly cuteness of a diaper, and enjoys the warmth over her crotch every time she pees it.
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>>85135069
Well, that's because only one of them is hardcore. If both were hardcore, furries would be infinitely more autistic.
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so when's the next homestuck thread simulator?
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>>85135182
Fair enough, but if I were forced to choose between the general population of furries and the general population of HS fans, I'd still probably choose the furries.
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>>85132992
>force lifestlye
Just a photograph nigga, or would you count every halloween pic as what people wear everyday?
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>>85135261
Homestuck is degeneracy.
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>>85135260
I really don't think that's the right choice. If not for anything else, then the sheer size of the furry community guarantees more sperglords.
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These threads got more fucked up headcanons than tumblr itself.
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>>85135419
I dunno, wantsbabies stridersexual adorable Jade is a lot more reasonable than the hambeast barkmonster than tumblr sees her as
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There's literally nothing wrong with furries.
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>>85135309
It also guarantees a lot more almost-normies

(No furry can be considered an actual normie, obviously)
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>>85136449
Eh, let bygones be bygones I guess.
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>>85135830
Literally all of that is canon
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fuck it hurts how shitty this comic ended up
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stupid
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>>85136582
>Dave using apostrophes
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>>85136712
looking back, Worst Gem is an understatement.
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>>85136910
How does that gif make out Pearl to be the worst gem?
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I just noticed something else that bugged me about the ending. The dream selves made this big point about how it wasn't a matter of being skilled, or strong, but being lucky, and then the story closes on a bunch of boss fights and god tier magic anyway, so it really was just a matter of being strong after all.
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slutty troll feet clipsite
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8ring me the one they call "Jape".
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How would an episode written by Hussie pan out?
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>>85138607
>watching cartoons past the age of 5
Lol?
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>>85138607
It wouldn't
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>>85136582
> waited for YEARS for the finale
> Didn't end with a bang
> Didn't end with a whisper
> Ended with a fart
I'm still a little salty
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where is aranea...
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>>85138706
*lifts up bare foot*
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Aranea is like the hot sister of the mean bitch that you're friends with. She has a boyfriend and is so out of your league but still gives you pity handjobs every now and then.

Know the girl I'm talking about?
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>>85139114
almost, but replace handjobs with footjobs and boyfriend with lesbian lover who beat the shit out of you once
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>>85138607
Frontloaded with lore, ends with a literal fart.
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I can't fucking believe Vriska shot up the school and not Eridan.
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>>85140560
I can't believe she killed Aradia three times before giving up and moving on to a different class room!
What a poser!
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so how about that jojostuck thing that that one guy seems to mention over and over again
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>>85140745
>yfw you try to stab Aradia to death but she keeps laughing and breathing heavily on your neck while each violent twist of the knife just makes her gasp and giggle as more and more blood spills warmly all over
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>>85113976
All the non-human female characters were abjectly terrible, except for Feferi, which is why she was killed off.
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i want feferi to sit on me with her thick fat ass
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>>85142118
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>>85142144
hnngh
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>>85142158
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>>85142255
it's beautiful
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>>85142289
there were a lot of missed chances with fef
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>Open up Steam to play some vidya
>Notice something is downloading
>Check
>Installing: Sburb: 4%
>Estimated time remaining: 13 minutes
What do you do? Do you have enough time to scourge together some players, or are you fucked beyond belief?
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>>85142776
I guess I have enough time to gather players, if my computer doesn't fucking melt. All my friends live super distant to me now. I feel like i'm already at my endgame.
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>>85142825
>kat help
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>>85135215
When Epilogue is released and we go nuts because Hussie fucked with us?
>>85128128
Why being a Jane fan has to be such suffering.
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>>85143191
dave died

a long time ago
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>>85143250
if only he did.

that dave suffered a fate worse than death
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>>85143307
DAVE DIED

A VERY LONG TIME AGO
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>>85143329
it's okay

remember rose

this rose is still alive too haha
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At least Nanna ended the comic doing what she loved.
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>>85143353
DEAD.

DEAD.
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>>85143329
>>
is there a place where i can read about current developments with hiveswap? i haven't looked at it at all since last year and i see the dev blog hasn't been updated since then either. is it canceled?
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>>85143419
>robe hiding the massive wet spot staining her tights
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>>85143463
news is found through random twitter accounts announcing that they have suddenly joined the team. there is no news other than that.
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>>85128128
>>
VRISKA IS A DUMB FAT WHORE!!!
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>>85144272
Vriska is a smart fat whore
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>>85125985
Yogventures?
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>>85125985
Star Citizen actually has regular news updates
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>>85144460
And Starbound released.
Hiveswap is a joke.

>>85144366
Yogventures got actually cancelled, Hiveswap is just in development hell.
>>
>>
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>>85143191
>>85143250
>>85143353
A1-5 Dave is my favorite character in all of Homestuck

A1-5 Rose is a very close second

it 8urts
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>>85144578
Why is Dave's head so flat.
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>>85144760
Other way round, but me too.
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>you will never taste Kanaya's jade-colored semen
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>>85145269
>Jade's kanaya-colored semen
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>>85145295
>Not Jade's semen colored kanaya
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>>85145269
Why even live?
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>>85146043
DELETE THIS!!
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>>85114923
That guy looks a little familiar

dont know why though
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>>85133258
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>>85146266
The fact that I cant be original even when im being original makes me sad
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Why these threads are still happening huh
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>all the gay characters are ineffectual and actively cause problems through their incompetence
>the two characters who end up saving the day are both EXPLICITLY heterosexual and have, in fact, shown a noted aversion to homosexuality

What did Hussie MEAN by this?
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>>85146660
man, i love davekat
too bad the story shat it out for the sake of shitting it out
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>>85146863
>The alternian trolls drew more parallels to the ancestors than the dancestors themselves did
it 8urts
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>>85143191
Remember when Dave went through a major character arc involving his rejection of Bro as a perfect ideal while realizing the need to claim his own identity, and it involved zero melodrama, but a whole lot of comedy? How it was told through a story about Dave dealing with a bunch of porn puppets?

Remember more recently when his last major arc involved essentially the same thing, but was instead done through a couple exceedingly dry conversation with very little comedy, a whole lot of exposition, and all the subtlety of a Mac truck?
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>>85148476
who gives a shit

he and karkat became fujobait, so Hussie can fund Hiveswap from the sales
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>>85120723
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>>85149287
post the better version you dip
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>>85147001
John "slay the gay away" Egbert and Roxy "nomo homo" Lalonde
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>an hour without a post
discuss this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28NFqcIQ_SQ
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>>85150831
Let the thread die reddit.
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>>85150897
this
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>>85133244
>You didn't blow me out? You just kind of made me look stupid

That's called being blown out, m8.
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>be me
>am elected as president of the united states
>just finished first month
>decide to go to the bar to celebrate
>its raining
>not wearing a coat
>get pneumonia
>tfw my name is William Henry Harrison
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>>85150897
>liking bowman is reddit now
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>>85151140
Bumping the thread because you felt to is. But now were in autosage anyways, feel free to duck dick.
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When was the last time in the story Homestuck make you laugh out loud, HSG? Like a real, genuine, "holy shit Hussie you're so great" kind of laugh. Mine would have to be the ending to this conversation here: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007572
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>>85150831
The way that bitch talks reminds me of my ex gf. I'm gonna go play an old spiteful meat flute solo and when I come back I'm downvoting this shit.
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TAVROS FUCKS CATS
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at least that one guy making the sburb system's posting it on /tg/ so it won't matter that these threads are dead
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>>85151528
Any links to that?
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>>85151528
It's okay, the only roleplaying these people like are:

>*wwalks into thread*
>*grab2 diick2*
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>>85151584
he hasn't posted it yet, not finished or something
it'll be under the name "skrub" when it appears though
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HIVESWAP UPDATE
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>>85149474
I wasn't attempting to, you ugly whore.
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>>85151804
Oh come on, there needs to at least be a chance of it being real for that meme to work.
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>>85151252
I'm actually really fond of this segment too. I like the second part where Cal is monologuing about Lil Cal better, because it's about the lordliest thing I've ever read.
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>>85151859
what the fuck did you just call me?
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Why does no girl in homestuck have a nice booty.....
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>>85151528
What are you referring to.
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>>85152514
>forgetting terezi's choice ass
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>>85152446
W H O R E
H
O
R
E
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>>85152766
Listen here, fucker. I know your type. You go on message boards all day, staying home with your mom, rotting in your own filth. I was merely suggesting you post a superior version of an image you have posted, but no. You REFUSED to do so and went AGAINST MY VALUES. But what's worse? YOU have the audacity to insult ME, you little bitch? You are the worst kind of person. You CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO SOCIETY AND HIDE BEHIND YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER SCREEN ALL DAY, SHITPOSTING AND MASTURBATING TO CHILDREN'S CARTOONS. YOU THROW AROUND HURTFUL WORDS THAT ARE PROVEN TO CAUSE PEOPLE TO COMMIT SSUUIICCIIDDEE!!!!!!! YES, YOU HEARD ME. YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET THROUGH THE INTERNET, AND REFUSE TO EVEN POST HOMESTUCK RELATED REACTION IMAGES IN THE FFFUCKING HOMESTUCK THREAD. WHY? WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU THINK YOU CAN SAY THAT TO ME ONLINE?!?!?!?!? YOU MAKE ME ABSOLUTELY SICK. SICK! SIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO INNOCENT INTERNETARIANS, WHO MERELY SUGGEST YOU USE ANOTHER IMAGE!?!?!?!?!? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS??????????
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>>85153070
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>85147001
>aversion to homosexuality
roxy did what
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Um8asa........
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>>85153129
Navy seals copypasta? Really? Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
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Kill me
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>>85153512
davepeta is the mark of cancer
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>>85153512
>rewarding mythology
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>>85153512
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I made a chart
what do you think
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>>85154374
intredasting
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>>85154374
>eri not 100% 4chan
>reddit even on the chart at all
it's fucking shit

kill yourself you fucking faggot
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>>85154803
she can prey on my DICK with that tongue

after i show her the true meaning of a wet pussy
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Goodbye thread dream about cute Vriskas
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>>85154852
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>>85154852
I think i will dream about cute Kanayas instead
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