Invincible Iron Man #12 Storytime

IT'S TIME TO SHIT

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Conversations here feel like they're going nowhere.

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HE SAID D-WORD!!!!

What the fuck is a tsum tsum?

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Remember when Tony's one true love invented cure for mutants in her spare time?

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>>85110965
>Disney Tsum Tsum is the name of a range of collectible stuffed toys based upon popular Disney characters (including characters from the Disney-owned Star Wars and Marvel franchises). The name is derived from the Japanese verb tsumu meaning "to stack", because the toys are designed to stack on top of each other, forming a pyramid shape.
Today you learned.

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GET READY FOR FAN FAVORITE, BOYS!

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Is Riri really name for black guys?

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>needing an A.I. for your power armor

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BENDIS REFERENCED CAVE, 10/10 COMIC, FUCK MY WIFE BRIAN!

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Tony looks like bearded Christian Bale.

>>85111069
Bitch he created a hunk of junk in that cave not a fucking A.I

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>Um. Uh-oh.

This is some of the ugliest fucking art I've ever seen. Also this book is boring as hell.

How does Bendis do it? Why does this shit sell?

>>85111099
>Marvel NOW 2.0 teaser image of Doom is copy-pasted

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Fin. Buy if you like it.
Ha.
>>85111092
Nobody ever needed A.I. so far. I blame that story whose name I forgot that went with Tony I CAN'T COMPUTE EVERYTHING WITH MY FLESHY MIND, I MUST BECOME COMPUTER

>>85111116
Oh, forgot to ask. Purple hair, power armor? Any chance she's Johnny's girlfriend that became She-Thing?

>>85111111
copypasta Doom confirmed

>>85111106
It sells? You mean to tell me Bendis has people who buy his books because he writes them?

>>85111127
It says right there who she is.

>Toni Ho, the daughter of Iron Man's ill-fated buddy-in-kidnapping Yinsen Ho

Currently in New Avengers, sans power armor.

>>85111127
No she's Yinsen's daughter, the guy who was captive with Iron Man in his origin.
Her name is Toni....holy shit how did I not see that.

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>>85111099
>>85111111

>>85111159
I look only at pictures in letters.
>>85111171
>Pepper barges in and wrecks everything
>S... save Toni

>>85111099
Doom is tonys father confurmed

>>85111187
But this time his right hand moves away from the right pocket and his left lower arm is slightly lowered.

>>85110917
The fuck happened here?

>>85111251
Stark Tower is destroyed in Uncanny Inhumans #11

>>85111251
Maximus framing Medusa

>>85110917
that's 9/11, traced
fucking deodato

>>85110878
Reminder that Iron Man 10 onwards all sold out :P Feeling the burn yet Bendis Naysayers?

>>85111111
it's deodato, he traced alego plane in avengers

>>85110917
I remember this scene, that's fucking 9/11
holy shit

>>85112141

So are the Inhumans an Islam expy now? Especially with Kamala "not a Persepolis ripoff" Khan?

>>85111037
maybe richard but hell no
i ain't know no niggas named riri

>>85112141
>>85112167
>>85112184
Truly a book constructed by hacks.

>>85112167
>it's deodato
I know

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>>85110917
mike my man you've really done it now
this is his magnum opus

>>85112286
it's just one part you dinggus.

>>85112141
You'd think Marvel, the quintessential NYC company, would be a little sensitive about reusing 9-11 pics. The art style in this book might as well be a series of photo collages run through an image filter.

>>85111187
Oh god, he's not even holding the mask, it's just kinda balancing on his wrist. How can a paid artist be THIS lazy?

Ellis' characterization of Moon Knight with Shalvey's art comes back >when?

>>85110925
>Only MJ and one fireman is wearing a gas mask

>>85111099
AYYY Vincent's back!

>>85111057
Depending on the writer, sometimes the Iron Man suit is too complicated for one person to use it well without assistance. That was the plotline in Extremis, where Tony was complaining about how using the armor was like someone driving a car, and he needed to be wearing the armor like a second skin.

So theoretically an AI could help with all the other parts of driving a car except for the steering or something.

>>85112199
Perhaps you don't know enough niggas

>>85111705
So this is spoilers for the next issue of Civil War then.

>>85110947
xD

>>85110925
BANE?

>>85110947
I like Friday.

>>85111069
Tony did not build the AI in the cave. Just the armor. Even in the movie it wasn't more than a suit of armor and flamethrowers.

>>85111116
>Nobody ever needed A.I. so far. I blame that story whose name I forgot that went with Tony I CAN'T COMPUTE EVERYTHING WITH MY FLESHY MIND, I MUST BECOME COMPUTER
Do you mean Extremis?

Why does Tony's face look Pakistani?

>>85112555
Must be retroactive continuity again. Because he didn't have an AI until fairly recently in his comic history.

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http://www69.zippyshare.com/v/1Tvrb6nU/file.html

>>85111085

This page made me so hot.

>>85111037

It literally means 'retard'.

No, that's not a slur. That's the actual meaning of the word. It's like if there was a Chinese character named 'Chee Sin', which means 'crazy'.

>>85112595

...I think HOMER was the first and that was in the Nineties.

I'll eat Riri's asshole clean. I bet she has those little asshole hairs. LAAAAWD

>>85111004
>>85111018
This girl is more obnoxious than I expected and I had pretty bad expectations.

>>85112595
>retroactive continuity
That'd be a super shitty retcon. I mean, it's barely credible because comics that Stark could built a rudimentary suit of armor pretending to create missiles while he's being guarded by terrorists/Vietcong. But how is he going to
BUILD AN AI
IN A CAVE
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

>>85111057
>>85111069
Fuck this whole thing. Bendis is a fucking menace to comics.

>>85111750
>>85111727
>>85111705
How can anyone bring themselves to buy and read all this trash?

>>85111099
Sure Maria, good job arresting Doom. Brilliant.

God can this shitty event end already?

Why the name Riri? Seems, fuck I don't even know, just weird.

>>85111057
>having her ask Tony to just give her an AI to make her suit work

This was a pretty dumb choice imo. If you're going to try and stand up and say 'she's a genius, she built this on her own, using his suits as inspiration', having her just straight up say 'hey give me one of your AIs, I'm too lazy/dumb to make one on my own' is shooting yourself in the foot.

What the hell, dude. I'm trying to go into this with an open mind, despite BENDIS BENDIS BENDIS.

>>85112775
You're dumb, just because she is good at robotics doesen't mean she is good with AI.

It's like giving Stephen Hawking shit for not knowing enough about human biology.

>>85112775
Programming and engineering are technically different fields, and with the threat of arrests and such I guess she was sort of implying she wanted a quick start for the moment. Still kind of goofy but I don't know that I care to nitpick it all that much either.

>>85112810
>>85112846
Stephen Hawking isn't being groomed to build an iron man suit and replace Tony Stark.

While the abundance of polymaths in Marvel (hell, in comic books in general) is one of my persistent annoyances, if you're going to replace Tony Stark, be polymathematical or get out.

>>85111037
Yes.

I've known somebody who has that name but it's pronounced

Rear-Re

>>85111085
Fucking do it Tony
Kill
Them
All

>>85111277
Sounds like an inside job

>>85111085
MJ + Maria Hill ass

>Deodato

I can only take so much of his work

>>85111037
>1.32 MB JPGIs Riri really name for black guys?

It is slang for retard
like craycray is slang for crazy
Marvel writers are riri

>>85111057

>to control the well...you know

Fuck off Bendis and your lack of creativity and comic book pseudo science. What lazy fucking righting right here

>eating burgers after a traumatic experience infront of a crowd
just like my movies

but honestly, that dialog is so bendis it hurts

>>85110917

>tracing fucking 9/11

but why?

>>85110925

>that mask

It's everywhere

>>85110947
why is friday so perfect?
like really she is the best thing in this book

I can't give a single shit anymore

>>85111079

>Christian Bale looking Stark
>MJ's mask

Was getting caught part of their plan?

In what book did the inhumans did this? been out of the loop

>>85111069
jesus bendis this is a new low, at least pay attention to the movies you fat fuck

>>85113966
uncanny inhumans 11

>>85114119
Also Deodato hits low after low in this issue with edited copy-pasted shit.

>>85110917
>>85110925

So the Inhumans destroyed a building in the middle of downtown Manhattan

How is that not an act of war?

>>85111004

Riri's Mom is a babe.

Black girl with wavy hair...yissss

>>85111037

>Never knew her dad
>Black Super Genuis in the MU

Calling it now her dad is either T'Challa or Blue Marvel because this is comics and everybody that smart is the child of an established character

>>85111085

KILL THEM TONY! SAVE MARVEL!

Let's try something, /co/.
Pretend to be a Marvel editor that just read this issue, would you approve it to be published?

>>85114686
No, but I'm straight white male that hates women and persons of color.

>>85114602
Tony should join forces with the mutants. Does he still have Sol's Hammer laying around somewhere? Fuck the Inhuman terrorist scum. 9/11'ing buildings in NYC and having a poisonous biohazard cloud circling around the earth means they lose any benefit of the doubt to function as an independent, sovereign nation.

>>85111085
tony has to have the equivalent of a unclear weapon and a small but highly efficient army so his he talking about his iron man suits or something else

>>85112627
>>85113458
You learn new things every day.

>>85114554
>T'Challa
Absolutely not. You have no idea the sexual discipline T'Challa has.

>>85114435

Medusa did not approve this action.

>>85111111
WITNESSED

>>85114959
well shes about to FREEDOMED
or if what was saw of tony is an indication he might just go invade their kingdom with the iron legion

>>85111037
Um, I'm pretty sure Stark did finish college. He has several phDs. In fact, I distinctly recall Bendis himself writing an issue where Tony points out that he could call himself Dr. Stark if he wanted to.

>>85110917
This is going to blow up in Marvels faces badly.

>>85111057
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Doctor Doom, War Machine, Mach-X, Ezekiel Stane, the new Silver Samurai and countless others don't have an AI in their suit.

>>85111069
She's going to create the next Ultron, isn't she?

>>85111085
>Half my friends have betrayed me
What the fuck is he talking about? Just because they disagree with him over Ulysses doesn't mean they've "betrayed" him.
And he's one to talk about betrayal after what he did in the first Civil War.

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>>85110887
The fuck is this?

>>85111159
actually, in the latest issue, she gets some power armor. it's implied it's pepper's old Rescue suit.

>>85112745
it's pronounced "wee-wee"

>>85115895
no, "reeee-reeee"

marvel is deliberately trying to trigger readers

>>85111099
Why do people try to arrest him like that? Like, 'hey this dude can beat up galactus and kick the ass of beyonders, surely he'll come along quietly when i point this 9mm hand gun at him!"

>>85111099
So Bendis has literally zero plans to actually explain what the fuck happened after the explosion at the end of issue #8?

Shit, this is fucking awful writing.

>>85111099
I love the two dudes behind Maria looking at her like she is out of her mind pointing a gun at Doom.

>>85112710

Could YOU arrest Doom if you were in her place? Could anyone?

>>85116185
Also, doesn't Doom have Diplomatic Immunity?

the ugly poser TG corruption and feminization porn
that I shamefully fap to has better art than this crap.

>>85116280
Not anymore, he's no longer head of state of Latveria.

I fucking hate bendis
How does he keep getting away with it

>>85110887
Nigga. The fuck is a Tsum Tsum?

>>85111079
>Tony, it's Maria Hill
Thank God she said that because Tony has never met her in his entire life
Thanks for clearing that up for us literal retards bendis

>>85118047
Some plushie shaped like brick.

>>85114959
>Medusa did not approve this action.

What? After she gave orders to take his life apart she can't act like she has clean hands over this shit. How are people in the MU not treating the Inhumans like a rogue nation? It's ridiculous.

Be even slightly responsible for blowing up some buildings in New York and America is going to do its level best to push your shit in.

>>85111099
Did that one other guy turn black for two copy pasted panels?

>>85118129
Shit, just noticed. Talk about being BLACKED.

>>85110993
>GET READY FOR FAN FAVORITE, BOYS!
I'd rather have AIDS

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>>85118115
>>85118115
Obama's administration doesn't protect our firms from rogue foreign powers. Not good. For months our American mutants die polluted by Inhumans. Polluted by some stupid cloud. I will protect our mutants from all foreign threats. I will build a fan that will push the cloud away and I will make Medusa pay for it.

>>85118129
Ha, he totally did. Fuck this comic man! Please give Iron Man to someone else so I can like Iron Man again.

Also this art is a fucking joke.

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>>85111085

>People saying Bendis is bad

Hey can we all just-

>>85111037
Just another word for retard until that "ban the r-word" stuff years ago. Now it's just a nickname for Rihanna now that she's super popular.

>>85114817

He literally has a harem of bodyguards

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>>85111004

>Riri's mom

>>85119536
Potential wives as a deterrent to keep enemy tribes from killing each other. If one tribe starts shit, the harem member from their tribe won't get to marry T'challa.

>>85118314

Somebody do an MS Paint of Trump of Cyclops

>>85119660

>T'Challa stops wars in Africa by having bitches fight over his nuts

I want to believe

>>85115892
>it's implied it's pepper's old Rescue suit.
It's the Kid Rescue suit that she wore in Captain Britain and the Mighty Defenders.

Wow, I actually really liked this issue. It reminds me of when Bendis was writing Daredevil. The last Iron Man run I read was Gillen's, which kind of sucked. What's up with Arno?

>>85112523
Mary Jane becomes Bane, how does Spider-Man react?

>>85110917
>>85111251
>>85112141
>>85112286
>>85112297
>>85113815
>>85115682

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/08/02/scenes-from-911-used-as-research-for-tomorrows-international-iron-man-12/

>>85116280
>>85116279
You would think that Maria would know that there are literally zero examples anyone being able to do anything to Dr Doom when he just walks up and says hello.

It is pretty much canon that if Doom unexpectedly saunters onto the scene you have lost and whatever he is doing is going to happen. Also him just showing up in plain clothes is 10X more scary than a dramatic entrance, somehow him giving zero fucks is way more terrifying than him being actively pissed off about something. Him being angry means he cares about something or someone, his indifference is far more dangerous.

>>85110964
What exactly made Pepper leave? Is it because the actress (like most comic book actresses) have no interest in remaining part of the comic book world?

>>85121782
Superior Iron Man? Dunno.

>>85110993
>I thought it was the other thing.
>The other thing? There's another thing?
>The incident with Riri Williams.
>Riri?
>Williams.

Top form.

>>85119371
so is tony contemplating genocide
will tony join forces with cyclopes when he come back from the dead or where ever he is and slaps the shit out of the inhumans

>>85121013
thanks rich

>>85122410

I want this. Cyclops should be an Avenger.

>>85121947
did they ever explain why he isn't inverted anymore

>>85119371
>from the man that is going to be killed by Carol
Tony pls,

>>85122690
secret wars is your explanation

>>85111057
SCarol kills Tony and he lives on as Riri's AI.

>>85123151
You know, that's what I think will happen. Snarky black teenager with her snarky robo-sidekick!
Fucking shoot me.

>>85112657
Missiles these days have GPS and computer guidance, he could have programmed an AI pretending to do those

>>85123151
>>85123211
No one will be sparred the stark snark

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>>85111187 Is Doom just traced Chris Martin?

>>85123440
Yep. From issue one.

>>85119371
Embrace your inner Doom, Tony. Do the world a favor and destroy them all. You know you want to. You know we want you to. Just do it.

>>85123517
what I want to know is how

>>85111018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qKzIsisU

>>85122690
Bendis asked Remender "How does the Superior arc end?" Remender said "ask Taylor, he's writing the ongoing."

So Bendis asked Taylor "How does the Superior arc end?" Then Taylor said "Ask Hickman, he's continuing the arc."

So Bendis asked Hickman "How does the Superior arc end?" Then Hickman replied "He dies."

And so here we are. I guess the assumption is that when Reed brought him back, he brought him back uninverted.