SUICIDE SQUAD

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Waller and Flag visit Belle Reve and we get some backstory on Killer Croc and El Diablo. Croc is a cannibal and was caught by the government while living in the sewers, but has history with Batman, and El Diablo is a former cholo gang member who refuses to fight.

Every gets nanobombs injected in their necks and Flag gives them the rundown on how the Suicide Squad works. Boomerang and Slipknot are brought in. Boomerang is a bank robber and got caught by the Flash, Slipknot gets no backstory.

Meanwhile the asshole guard from earlier is caught by the Joker and his men and tortured into revealing where the nanobombs are made. The Joker kidnaps the wife of one of the scientists so he'll help disable Harley's bomb.

The Squad is given their gear back and given a mission by Waller, going to Midway City where some shit has went down and retrieve a high-profile target. It turns out Enchantress has taken over June and is wreaking havoc. Katana comes in as Flag's bodyguard. She barely speaks and has her husband's soul trapped in her sword. It is established the entire Squad is getting blown up if something happens with Flag.

The Enchantress is hiding in a subway, and finds a random guy and makes him a host of her brother/henchman, the Incubus, and turns a bunch of people into zombie monsters covered in eyes that disintegrate when killed. They specificially target Flag because he's June's tether to the world.

The Squad's chooper gets taken down just as they get into Midway and they have to proceed on foot to their target. Boomerang convinces Slipknot the bombs aren't real and when Slipknot tries to bolt he gets his head blown, which was all Boomer's plan to find out if the bombs are real or not.

The squad is ambushed by a bunch of monsters coming for Flag, and a big fight/chase ensues until they reach the building where their target is at. Flag leads them to an underground bunker and it turns out to be Waller herself.

Continue.

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Waller killed everyone that could blow the whistle on her fucking up and losing control of the Enchantress, and moves to the rooftop for extraction via helicopter. The helicopter doors open and it turns out the Joker has hijacked it. He begins shooting at everyone and drops a rope so Harley can climb in. Waller offers to pardon Deadshot if he shoots down the chopper, but he misses on purpose because he's grown affectionate with Harley. The helicopter gets shot down anyway by the soldiers and the Joker attempts to jump out with Harley, but ends up slipping and falling into the burning cockpit. The chopper crashes and explodes behind a building while Harley makes it into the roof and gets rescued by the Squad.

Suddenly the Enchantress shows up and kidnaps Waller again, taking her to the subway. She probes Waller's mind to find the locations of other secret bases and steals several items to build some unspecified world-destroying machine that opens a big portal in the sky.

Flag wants to go in rescue Waller, but Deadshot swipes some files that evidence they're all cleaning up Waller's mess and dealing with shit they weren't told about. They all quit and go to a bar to drown their sorrows.

Diablo confesses he refuses to fight because he lost control of his powers and accidentally killed his wife and children. Harley tells him to "own that shit" and make it fuel for his fire to fight. Flag shows up and admits that he messed up, but he's in love with June and is going to try and end the mission. He smashes the neckbomb detonators and tells everyone they're free to go, so Boomer bolts.

Everyone else decides to stick by Flag and help him, and Boomer randomly returns without explaining why. They track down Enchantress to the subway and move in.

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Flag tells the squad they have to destroy the idol to destroy the Enchantress. The subway is partially flooded, so Croc goes underwater to plant a bomb beneath the portal, while everyone else fights Incubus and the monsters. The Enchantress offers to make everyone's dreams come true if they help her, and we see visions of their dreams: Deadshot kills Batman in that confrontation early in the movie, Harley and Joker are a normal suburban couple with a kid, Flag and June are back together, Diablo's kids are back, we don't see Croc's, Boomer's or Katana's. Diablo snaps out of it and makes everyone snap out of it too. By this point Enchantress has morphed into a giant-sized June Moon with garish clothing whirling around a cloud of magic and it looks rather silly.

Diablo kills the Incubus, so the Incubus possesses him. He fights against the possession, and Deadshot gets a gun and shoots the bomb under the floor, causing an explosion that kills Diablo and the Incubus and destroys the machine, closing the portal.

Enchantress gets more crazy and destroying everyting. Harley eventually says she misses the Joker and will help her if she can bring him back. The Enchantress lets her close enough for Harley to swipe the idol and destroy it. The Enchantress dies, but June survives and reunites with Flagg, while the Squad rescues Waller who was being held captive.

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Waller says everyone did a good job, but she's only taking 10 years off their sentences and hauling them back to Belle Reve. However, as a gift, she lets them have something they ask for, except for Katana and Flag since they're not criminals.

Deadshot asks for visits from his daughter and a punching bag for his cell. We then see him helping her do her homework in Belle Reve. Some guards come to take him back to his cell, but don't handcuff him so she doesn't have to see it.

Croc asks for a TV so he can watch the BET network.

Boomer calls bullshit on Waller only taking 10 years off their sentence and threatens her, so he gets thrown into solitary with no privileges.

Harley asks for a expresso machine. She's in her cell reading a book when the walls explode and a SWAT team rushes in. It turns out it's the Joker and his men come to rescue her. She and the Joker kiss as the movie freeze frames, turns into a grafitti paiting and the credits begin.

Post-credits scene is Waller meeting with Bruce Wayne, who agrees to protect her from the backlash of the Enchantress incident in exchange for government files on meta-humans so he can "make new friends". We see files on Flash and Aquaman.

Waller says Bruce looks tired and should "stop working nights", he tells her if she doesn't shut the Suicide Squad down his new friends and him will do it for her. Cut to black.

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>All those Joker/Harley scenes
>Not sign of abuse at all

What the fuck.. It certainly deserve that Rotten Tomatoes scores

>>85100123
Some of your memory puts a few scenes out of order, but yeah, that's it.

>>85100076
>Boomer randomly returns without explaining why.


Uhh what the fuck? Fucking why? How soon after leaving does he return?

>>85100236

>electroshock therapy and whoring her out for money
>leaving her to die
>not abuse

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>>85100123
>She and the Joker kiss as the movie freeze frames, turns into a grafitti paiting and the credits begin.
Capeshit was a mistake.

>>85100332
But that doesn't happen.

She asks to be shocked, he doesn't whore her out because he knows the guy won't accept the dance, and he actively saves her in the helicopter scene.

>>85100371
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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>>85100332
She Fucking ask for the electroshock and she whore herself out of her own will, there's absolutely no sign of abuse at all. Fucking Joke throw a rope at Harley to save her. DISGUSTING

>>85100123
Fucking Croc makes it, All right!

>>85100276
Like five minutes.

>>85100276
>why
Because Boomerangs come back.

shoot i wanted this to be good

DC STRIKES AGAIN

>>85099962
>Slipknot gets no backstory.
MEGAKEK!

>they took out the scene of Joker punching Harley and then urinating on her
For what purpose?

>>85100564
Because it never happened.

>>85100564
That was never in the movie, just leto and Robbie getting into character.

>>85100564
It was a slap, and there was no pee.

>>85100530
They're saving it for the prequel.
>Slipknot begins

>>85100564
>then urinating on her
Where did this meme come from?

>>85100649
There was cellphone footage that came out of Leto backhanding her, and then stepping over her while she's on the ground. It was filmed from his back, so it kind of looks like he was pissing on her.

>RT score in the shitter
>youtube reviews are pretty glowing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkddduq1WsA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKaLy54AbWs

why the inconsistency?

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>>85100641

>>85100907
Audience wants to like it

Critics are nothing but old guys pretending to like modern movies and capeshit when it comes to Marvel, who pays them well

>>85101043
>Stage 1: Denial

>Joker giving a damn about Harley
DISGRACEFUL
THIS IS THE PC BULLSHIT WORLD YOU CHOSE

>>85100907
This seems to be one of those movies that is loved by the audiência and jared by critics. We will see

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>>85101202

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>>85101133
Shut the fuck up, you retarded marvelshill!

>>85101283
Anon, he throws her a bone once in awhile so she keeps coming back. Why? Because its funny to him

>>85101278
*Audience/Hated
Goddammit phone

Can't wait to see this, I have no dog in the console war shit going on but the trailers looked good and the spoilers aren't deterring me

>>85100482
Okay Anon, you got me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuBJ24cyt5w

IGN - 5.9 Mediocre
+ The Wall
- Too Much Water

>>85101513
>too much water

The fuck? Is that like the "too much A button" in their Gears review

>>85101353
comic book fans truly are the biggest shit eaters on the planet

>>85101564
It's a reference to the recent Ruby/Sapphire Pokémon remakes. It was literally one of their cons. No memes, they actually complained about that.

>>85100530
Couldn't Flagg that man harder if they actually put one in the film.

>>85101353
This. At worst it'll be Ghosts of Mars tier, and I love that shit.

>>85101353
I haven't been reading too much into the spoilers, but I'm in the same boat as you. I hope it's good because I want the DCEU to succeed and make great movies. That'd be the best, if both Marvel and DC put out good movies. Imagine that.

However, BvS really upset me, so this is the last chance they get from me.

>>85101312
Pretty much that. That's why it's funny to him.

>>85101621
>It was literally one of their cons. No memes, they actually complained about that.
It's a legitimate complaint. There's far too much water in gen3, and they should have planned the map better.

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>>85100907

>"Will Smith brings much needed humanity and wit as Deadshot."

>humanity

>Deadshot

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>>85101791
What character DIDN'T they fucked up?

>>85100431
To be fair, Joker HAS saved her in the past.

He sees her as expendable, and is willing to do anything including something that results in his own death if he thinks it's funny enough, but she's still useful to him and he isn't actively trying to kill her.

>>85101834
Proof, my man.

Joker is the only one allowed to threaten Harley and boss her around. Why would Joker let Waller get away with that shit? Harley is Joker's toy, and no one elses.

>>85101834
Lets think about this for a sec anon, Joker went out of his way to get her out of prison. The man does see her as useful sometimes, but never to that degree. Hell he was going to nuke Gotham one time and never thought to pick her up

>>85101791

My guess is that Jeremy is a casual DC fan and actually knows nothing about Deadshot.

>>85101834
But making it mutually romantic. That is just stupid.

>>85101830
In this movie, or in general?

Because basically just Wondie so far. They've fucked up everyone else in varying degrees.
Even Alfred was pretty cold and unfatherly. There's very little that would make Alfred become that way towards Bruce, and even him killing isn't enough.

Honestly, the only ones that they might not fail at are Aquaman, Flash, and Cyborg. I have no hope for the others.

>>85100482
you sly fuck

>>85101949
In this movie, but that's impressive

>>85101949
Its why Pertwee is best Alfred at the moment. Least till his turn at the Blue Box.

>>85101882
I know it happened at least once in the comics. I just don't remember where.

The Joker from Beware The Batman saved her as well, but he was an unusually attached Joker. He's the only one that actually loved her I think.
Emperor Joker sort of had some fondness for her.

>>85102086
Ok you're just spouting bullshit now

Random tidbits.

>Deadshot and Harley's relationship is not romantically-tinted in any way.

>El Diablo gets the most development out of the main characters, but his CGI is pretty dodgy. His flashback is killing some rival gang members after a futebol match, after which he conjures a crown emoji above his head.

>Boomerang is there mostly for comic relief. He has a thing for pink unicorns and has a pink unicorn plushy that he carries around. He also has a crush on Katana and asks her out in the end, but she ignores him.

>Katana has roughly 10 lines, half of them in Japanese, and doesn't do much other than fight and talk to her dead husband's soul inside the sword. She also has a brief flashback of killing her husband's killers in Tokyo.

>Killer Croc has roughly the same amount. His schtick is telling people how beautiful he is.

>Movie is pretty edgy. People die in somewhat gruesome ways, Harley calls the others "pussies" all the time, the Joker is really touchy-feely with the people he kills, and in El Diablo's dream sequence his wife is about to give him a blowjob.

>Scott Eastwood is a soldier named Edwards and has literally no relevance to the plot other than being the guy carrying the bomb they use in the end.

>>85100482

DID YOU JUST-

>>85101912
Yeah, but Joker would NEVER save Harley. What he done in this movie is completely OOC for him

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>>85100482

>>85102192
Oh fuck off, just because I don't remember the exact issue doesn't mean I'm bullshitting.

It was from the 90's, because I remember reading it in middle school. It could have been Legends Of The Dark Knight, because I don't think it was the Animated Series tie-in comics.

>>85102263
What's the context to this?

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>>85102202
>Boomerang is there mostly for comic relief. He has a thing for pink unicorns and has a pink unicorn plushy that he carries around. He also has a crush on Katana and asks her out in the end, but she ignores him.
Boomerang for most relatable character

>>85101949

Alfred just wanted the best for Bruce - to see him eventually retire the mantle and start a family.

Years of watching him essentially bang his head against a wall and gradually turn into a misguided, murdery dick took its toll. It's a wonder that he still puts up with his shit and helps him with the crimefighting stuff at all.

If they stop writing Superman as a palette swap for Batman, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. They were on the right track by the end of MoS.

>>85102287
>Somehow Im the bad guy because you cant find a source
Right. And Beware the Batman never had Joker by the way. Just admit you know jack shit and move on

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>>85102234
There's nothing that's "OOC" if he thinks its funny, or its a setup for a joke.

Honestly, I think its possible that they're going to tie in a plan in the Batman solo movie.

Not to mention there's been a LOT of different versions of the Joker. On one end of the spectrum, Jokerface and YakuzaJoker. Then on the other, this Joker and the Romero Joker.

>>85102086
>The Joker from Beware The Batman

Are you from the dimension where Beware the Batman had enough seasons to eventually feature the Joker?

>>85102395
>>85102438

Shit, you're right, Beware was that piece of shit CG one.

What was the Batman cartoon with the Joker who was always barefoot? That's the one I'm talking about.

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>>85102301
It was a drawthread request. Its a scene from JAWS and instead has King Shark. Pic somewhat related

Boomer does get some decent comedic bits.

When Diablo shares his tragic backstory, a solemn silence falls upon the bar. Then Boomerang, who I guess wasn't paying attention or is just that stupid, then realizes the implication of what Diablo told them and asks if if his kids died, while everyone else groans.

Also when Flag smashes the detonators and says they're free, Boomer grabs his beer and bolts before Flag can even got going on his hero speech.

>>85102406
That the thing, by the sounds of these spoilers Joker doesn't do this because he thinks it's funny, but because Joker GENUINELY loves Harley, you can't tell me that's not OOC for him.

That whole shit is Ivy's role

>>85102464
>Shit, you're right, Beware was that piece of shit CG one.

Fuck you, it was the third best Batman cartoon.

>>85102336
Alfred should only lose his patience early on in his career. By the point in BvS, he should have seen the good work and the dedication he has as Batman.

That's basic Batman lore, Alfred disapproves early on and wants the best for him, but eventually sees how necessary he really is. Fuck, even the Arkham games got it right.

Either Batfleck is a really shitty Batman, or that's a really shitty Alfred.

At least Boomer sounds like he's completely in-character.

So wait, WHY did they give Boomer the pink unicorn fetish? Is this a joke Im missing or was it some weird ass quirk they gave him?

>>85102630
Just a weird quirk.

Guess it's supposed to make him look more pathetic.

>>85102487
It seems theres bits of genius in there but damn they didnt give him more time to shine

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>>85102535
I disagree strongly in a way that makes me want to use profanity, but it was the worst.

1) The Animated Series/New Adventures/Mask of the Phantasm
2) Brave And The Bold
3) Justice League/JLU
4) Batman Beyond
5) Super Friends
6) The Batman
7) Young Justice
8) The Batman/Superman Hour
9) The New Adventures of Batman
10) Beware The Batman

Also the first thing Slipknot does is punch a woman who didn't do anything so we don't feel bad when he dies.

>>85102656
Im never going to get over this, I have so many questions
>>85102673
>Brave and the Bold above JL/JLU
Fuck off

>>85102749
I give B&tB more credit because of the musical episode.

Fuck it, they tie.

But Beware is still on the bottom. Below the Batmite cartoon that I didn't even know existed until I had to look up the list of Batman cartoons to bury Beware even more.

>>85102540
Despite how perfect the aesthetic of this one is, it's kinda of a shitty Batman.

He murders people, often with guns, and brands them for no reason elucidated in the movie other than the fact that he can.

And then, again, for reasons not made entirely clear, he becomes obsessed with killing a guy who ostensibly saved humanity from extinction/enslavement.

>>85102673
>JLU
>Young Justice
>Super Friends
>Batman cartoons

OK, pal.

>>85102464
>>85102673
>>85102814
Why do you hate Beware so much?

>>85102749
Boomer is supposed to be pathetic. People are aware of bronies and regard them as pathetic. Swap one equine creature for another and bingo, you've given your designated pathetic character a pathetic quirk so audiences can point and laugh.

>>85102927
Horrible Alfred, uninteresting Batman, the unpopulated and undetailed Gotham was something that a show made today should not have, Katana was completely uninteresting and redundant, the villains were okay but none of them grabbed me.

The best parts were mediocre, the worst parts were shameful either due to bad planning or low budget.

>>85102202
>She also has a brief flashback of killing her husband's killers in Tokyo.

was it at least cool?

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>>85101834
>>85100431
>>85101882
>>85101932

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>>85103108

Geez, how many fucking flashbacks does a movie fucking need?

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>>85103126

>>85103108
>>85103126

Emperor Joke was a terrible storyline, though.

>>85103174
It's still proof of Joker caring in some form or way for Harley

>>85101791
Is Deadshot not Human? You have to excuse me I'm a casual who only knows Deadshot from how gay he and Catman got in secret six.

>>85103231
But not enough proof for justify what Joker did through this whole movie

>>85103126
gross

>>85102656
>Pathetic
If anything I love him even more.

>>85103231
The only interpretation that makes any sense with all the Joker incarnations is that he accidentally stumbled on the fourth wall.

He isn't actually aware of it. He can't pull a Deadpool or a She Hulk or a 52 Harley and talk directly to the audience. That "one bad day" interpretation being that one day, however way, he had an epiphany that the only way the universe would make any sense whatsoever is if its all one giant fictional work. He's coincidentally insane; he's correct that there's an audience, but he just guessed correctly rather than having any confirmation.

That's why he behaves the way he does sometimes and totally different ways in others. Each Joker thinks its a totally different kind of story. Some Jokers think that the world is a dead baby joke, and are the more fucked up and edgy versions. Some Jokers think that the world is a giant classical comedic tragedy.

Every version of the Joker is convinced that he and Batman are the main characters, and everyone else is just a bit part doing improv. The story ends however he's convinced its supposed to end. Batman breaks his no kill code, curtain falls and everyone take a bow. Joker kills Batman in a hilarious way, curtain falls and everyone takes a bow.
That's why almost every version of the Joker is so obsessed with it being done the correct way, rather than simply done. Harley is a supporting role and one that he CAN be fond of, but he turns bitter if he feels she's spent too much time on stage and is stealing the spotlight away from him as the rightful star of the show which is when he tries to kill her.

This explanation is, I think, a way for any version of the Joker to make sense. He's not just lolcrazy, he has a set of rules and a goal. That goal and those rules can change, but they change because he thinks the story changed around him rather than him simply suddenly becoming a different person.

>>85099876
Whatever happened to Deathstroke being in this movie.
Was that just BS?

>>85103840
Are you sure you didn't just misread Deadshot one time?

>>85103498
So what you're saying is that this Joker is totally OOC, right?

>>85103840
Yes.
>>85103898
It was rumored for a minute.

>>85103898
Nah, they were saying the guy from True Blood was going to be Deathstroke.

>>85103933
Not if he thinks Harley is part of the main cast instead of just a supporting character he can kick off the stage because he's in the lead role.

Using my explanation, if he thinks he can't kill Batman without Harley being there, then its in character.

>>85100123
>Croc asks for a TV so he can watch the BET network.
Didn't Parasite do this in Superman TAS?

>>85105055
Ultra Humanite, if I recall. He's a bit less of a total villain in the DCAU.

>>85105369
I could have sworn that Parasite was recuited to aid Superman in one of the episodes and in return he asked for cable.

>>85105524
I definitely remember that. Was it the one where he and Livewire team up?

>>85105632
Nah, it was before that. It involved a guy who planted a bunch of bombs all over the city. Superman couldn't find them because they were lead lined I think. So they needed Parasite to probe the guys mind.

Also Parasite needs to team up with Livewire again.

>>85105524
>>85105632
>>85105817
Yeah, you guys are right.
>In the episode "Two's a Crowd", Superman asks for Parasite's help to learn the location of an atomic bomb that has been hidden by rogue ex-S.T.A.R. Labs scientist Earl Garver (voiced by Brian Cox), to which Parasite agrees, in exchange for Cable TV in his cell. But somehow, Garver's mind takes over Parasite's body in the absorption process. Superman is later forced to fight Garver/Parasite at the location of the bomb, while Rudy and Garver fight inside for control of Parasite's body. Superman eventually manages to defeat the Parasite and destroy the bomb, and Rudy regains control of his body. With Earl Garver recovered and incarcerated, Parasite gets his end of the bargain as he is seen watching TV in his cell.

I forgot that the Ultra Humanite one isn't TV, but a generous donation to some intellectual channel he likes.

>>85105055
>And that's when you realize Parasite could have been here if Snyder didn't fuck everything up.

>>85104247
Then there should be a line.

"I need her."

"You care for her."

"No, what's the point of doing an act if one doesn't have an audience."

Make it that he cares for her because she likes to see him "on the world stage" and she gets the joke.

Just Romantic interest is way OOC.

>>85106153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXsDi0D7bao

Case in point

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>>85106151
>mfw
Metallo would have been perfect too.

>>85106151
>Doomsday partly stole Parasites thing
Holy fuck I didnt even think of that. Im fucking mad now, Snyder is a hack. Not that it really matters since we're not getting anymore Superman movies
>>85103231
>>85106153
>People are trying to validate the Joker/Harley ship
You literally miss the entire fucking point of their dynamic

How was Leto's Joker?

>>85099876
>asshole guard
>dead shot can't handle the bantz
More like pussy squad, seriously what a faggot bitch

>>85106303
I think we can all agree that everything Superman has been pissed away in this universe. So yeah its reasonable to be platinum mad about all this
>No fortress of solitude
>Spaz Lex
>Mercy Dead
>No chance of Bizarro, Metallo or Parasite
>Death of Superman done prematurely
>Pa Kent doesnt die from heart issues but instead a dumb tornado scene
>No chance of Steel or Supergirl

God fucking damn I want to like the DCEU but they are trying their hardest to make me hate it.

>>85106312
Not only that but now Death of Superman has been wasted as a moment. Now Batman is going around gathering heroes just because. Not because they all came together to fight an almost unstoppable creature and it took one making the ultimate sacrifice and that inspiration drives them to form a solid team.

Coulson going out had more an impact on Avengers forming than Superman will on the Justice League. That really sucks.

Who would you cast as Joker?

>>85106428
Damaged.

>>85106514
Whats funny is that they started this whole thing about Superman being this great example for people to follow, someone to guide them,............and then they just have Batman assemble the team anyway

>all these buttmad Harley/Ivy shippers
Early Christmas.

>>85103004
>uninteresting Batman
It was the best Batman since BTAS.

>>85100482
Congrats, anon. You win a song.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prtbj4MtDU

>>85102202
No backstory at all for Scott Eastwood? I wasn't expecting Dick Grayson or Deathstroke, but something more than that.

Goddamnit. He already looks like his dad. If he even has the most basic acting skills, then it would be sweet to see more of him.

>>85099876
>Joker has a club
>Harley is a dancer in it

I can't get past this. Why? Her origin wasn't grim dark enough?

>>85100123
But Bruce already had those files in BVS... He emailed them to Wonder Woman

>>85099876
A lot of this sounds... actually good to me.

>>85107411
Ayer knew he was only going to get this one chance to be as lewd with Robbi as possible so he took it

Remember when he told the actress for Enchantress to go strip naked in the woods?

>>85107012
It absolutely was not.

>>85107525
I'm assuming Waller had more detailed information than Lex, what with her overt government connections and all. It's just another piece in the puzzle that Bruce needs to track down the JLA.

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>>85106478
And the fact that they're already building up to Darkseid means we probably won't get Mongul either.

Did Jared's mom freak?

>>85102464

The Batman. Ivy. Not only is she the usual mind-control Naughty Tentacles Ivy, but they also made her a Pettanko Loli who's actually a college student. And her hair borders on Elegant Gothic Lolita. And she's best friends with Barbara Gordon. And she's barefoot. And had a Transformation Sequence.

There's also barefoot-raver Joker, voiced by deep-voiced Kevin Michael Richardson, and the Penguin's "assistants", the Kabuki Twins, who are dressed up in skintight...shiny...things and wear kabuki masks over their faces. And have knives for hands. And originally appear in full-on geisha clothing before shedding it. And they're very flexible. Catwoman is arguably the least fetishistic villain on the show.
Joker's barefeet sooooooooooooo gave me my foot fetish. The sort of stagger he has when he walks a lot of the time really doesn't help matters either; especially the way he sort of swings his arms. Add in when he's wearing an unfastened straight jacket and... yeah.


There you go.