ITT: Characters that are literally you

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nobody knows what it's from

>>85077561
Are there any other characters that are so triggered by their not-human looks?

The xmen has tons of physically mutated characters but none of them throw a daily bitchfit about it like the thing

>>85077887
I feel for Ben. The guy is literally a monster. How is he supposed to watch himself in a mirror without breaking down every single time.

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I'm finger-lickin' good.

>>85077887
But ben was a handsome man, had a gf and everything going for him then BOOM his a god dam golem.

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I am Donald Duck everytime I get mad.

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>>85078575

Yeah but now he's got super strength, invulnerability & a huge rock dick...which he can't have sex with 99% of women with

>>85078638
I mean, I have broken glases, brooms, a chair, bowls, I have even hurt myself, punching stuff.
Once I even hurt my sister, I regret about the last one.

>>85077561
Can't he just shoot himself in the eye and directly in the brain?

>>85078677

Unless its an adamantium bullet it probably wouldn't work

>>85077561

How is Reed unable to cure him exactly? Reed can out science magic but he can't make his friend fuckable again?

>>85078699
Surely there must be other ways to kill himself.

Asphyxiation? Drowning maybe?

>>85078744
He could keep poking the Hulk or some villain equivalent and then lose a fight, but his pride won't let him.

>>85078668
The joke of that gif is that his anger constantly backfires on him, but he doesn't even give a shit he's that mad.

You however have nothing but regrets.

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>>85078744

>>85078830
>You however have nothing but regrets.
Ha ha haaa...

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>>85077561

>>85078214
You monster!

>>85077561
Ah, fuck off Ben, Reed gave you a huge chance, but you choose to stay The Thing, because Alicia had a rock fetish.

Is there a list of recommended reads for the thing? The only story I know of is this man this monster.

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Honestly Im mostly okay with this.

>>85081672
Being a regular anywhere absolutely terrifies me.

Like, it's full on panic inducing.

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>>85077561

>>85081729
are you fucking gay or something?

>>85079446
Fucking hell, Jon.

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>>85078677
he's a cosmic rock elemental. anything you'd think to kill him with would probably just trigger further transformation

>>85082861

He's a what?

>>85084419
A wizard Harry

>>85085022
kek

>>85082684
Where did you find this pic of me?

>>85078575

When you put it like this he sounds like a beta revenge fantasy to get back at normies

>>85078667
>a huge rock dick
Nope. Mark Waid confirmed in his FF run that the Thing has no thing

>>85090021
isn't Waid the same one who could not stop making jokes about how Slapstick has no junk in his toon form?

>>85090021
i recall that Thing flashed Namor and someone else his orange rocks during the fight, ended with narrator saying "both men prayed for death", often found on funny threads

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Because it's surprising how far I've made it being completely useless

>>85077561
Are you a rock monster, OP? If not what's your excuse for not killing yourself?

>>85082781
Holy shit, that post killed me.

>>85082781
everytime

>>85082781
>Cry like a bitch
>That reed
>Laugh while crying
Every time.
Also I have no doubts that Reed can pick up anything with his scans, even your /ss/ fetish.

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>>85093190
>smek

>>85081171
This is Ultimate Thing. He didn't have Alicia. He started fucking Sue Storm instead.

>>85090021
Stan Lee confirmed that he does have a very smooth, well-polished penis.

>>85091699
Edits exist, lad

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>>85078744
The Power Cosmic worked.

>>85094404
Nah, Franklin actually became an adult in one of the early stories and offered to cure the Thing. Ben refused, and after Franklin had a look into his mind, he didn't ask again and immediately reverted back to his five year old self, because, surprise, Ben is afraid Alicia only likes him when he's a rock.

>>85094588
no it was canon i'm p sure

>>85077985
>>85078214
Holy fuck.

>>85096866
This is OP and >>85094404 is right.
This is from Ultimate FF and this is right before Ben meets Alicia.

What the fuck are you talking about?

>>85077887
The X-men have a community designed specifically to support mutants. Ben has his best friend with his perfect family and Johnny dicking half of New York.

>>85090021
>>85091376
>Waid
>Making fun of characters who don't have junks

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Just a comet...

>>85100872
I don't know how to feel about you