ITT: Things the ABSOLUTE MADMAN The Joker would do

put a kick me sticker on your back

Whoopee Cushion full of lethal nerve gas

Play golf with a soccer ball

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Drop a used condom on your birthday cake

Shit in your shoe

Shitpost on 4chan.

Run with scissors.

>Take my roach spray and change the label to say "roach breeding spray" so i distrust the effects of the spray
>Take a dry erase marker and mark the middle of the projector lens
>Adjust my order on amazon so the product i ordered comes in a slightly different shade of color that i asked for initially
>Moves my bookmark to the page before in the book iMm reading so i waste my time reading something i already read
>Put loose screws around my bed so i think it needs maintenence but it really doesn't
>Calls me by my name but it's actually a misspelled version but still sounds the same
>Takes the pickles out of my burger but sprinkles pickle juice on it for flavor thus robbing me blind of biting into an actual pickle
>Uses a pinch of salt instead of a dash when baking
>Sleeps in the dog's bed forcing the dog to sleep in the regular bed in hopes of making it have an existential crisis

>>85075467

put jiffy pop in the microwave

Make America Great Again.

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>>85076244

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>>85075467
post cp on 4chan

>>85075467
Get a tattoo on his forehead.

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he burned my shake

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mess with the IRS

>>85075467
Pirate marvel comics

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>>85076352
MOOOOOOOODS

>>85075467
Poo Poo in sketti

>>85076241
>Calls me by my name but it's actually a misspelled version but still sounds the same
fucking kek

>>85075467
Flood a city with lego pieces.

>>85075467
Show political allegiance to Iran.

>>85077156
What exactly happened there? Why would Iran accept any help from the Joker?

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Kickstart a film franchise with multiple critically and commercially unsuccessful films

>>85077184
Because they have a lot in common; Insanity and a great love for fish. So Ayatollah Khomeini personally appointed him.

drills tiny holes into all of my spoons so i always end up spilling soup on myself

>>85077232
That's such a mild inconvienance!

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>>85077229
>Because they have a lot in common; Insanity and a great love for fish.
That makes about as much sense as most things in common, AKA none at all.

>>85077117
Everyone upsetti

>85076241
>Takes the pickles out of my burger but sprinkles pickle juice on it for flavor thus robbing me blind of biting into an actual pickle
how's life Hannibal

It's like I'm really on /tv/!