In a battle of the giant orange hyper-aggressive rock people,

my dubs

>>85072087
The one that sucker punched the Hulk and fought Godzilla.

Jasper. She's magic and Thing is weak against magic.

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Question: Is it or is it not clobbering time? That is an important factor to consider.

>>85072175
We're 30 minutes to clobbering time. Thing has to hold out for that long before he gets a buff.

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>>85072215
Then my money's on Jasper.

Jasper ain't shit compared to the Yancy Street Gang.

>>85072087
Jasper will make the first move since she's a little boulder than Ben. He calls her bluff and slugs it out with her. They spar a bit, and Ben wins by a landslide but doesn't hurt her much. Ben is hard, Jasper feels pressure in her crevice. They go home together, get stoned, and make the bed rock.

>>85072215
That's my secret, cap. It's ALWAYS Clobberin Time.

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>>85072559
>boulder

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>>85072087
Uncle grandpa

>>85072559
Fuck off Carlos

>>85072141
and to all the newbie fibbers giving "B-b-b-but...aliens" see Clarke's 3rd law

>>85072758
Would her gem popper wand thing work on Thing? Would he just turn to a pile of gravel?

>>85072796
it worked on hard light constructs, so why wouldn't it work on actual rocks?

>>85072843
Because it's half past Clobbering Time.

>>85072896
true. Plus the thing partook in fighting Fin Fang Foom

>>85072568
>"You wanna know how I got this catchphrase?"
>"My father, was a drinker, and a fiend..."

>>85072087
Where's the smut pic of them fucking?

>>85072087
Would Thing not win in an absolute slaughterfest?

>>85075996

Yes he would. He is nontrivially stronger than she is.

>>85072559
I r8 8/8

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Sharon Ventura, She-Thing.

Bam, best of both worlds.