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Meanwhile, At the Hall of Doom...
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Helooooooo Cleveland!
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>>85070973
Hi Legion! Hhhahaha.
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>>85070638
Listen here you n-n-n-nincompoop. It's late and you all wont keep it down!
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>>85071025
Shouldn't you be joining "Fat lives matter?"
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So now that Batman is raping his rogues, who else wants out?
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Now my Legion, I organized our budget and looked carefully over our selective options for this week.
We must cut back on this rather, wasteful, spending. Contracting a doomsday machine powered by "Farts" cost us about 20 million, and the cost of spagetti, poptarts and redbull for meetings is outrageous.
Don't even get me started on all the Pizza we ordered. Are you trying to start a villains association or a frat house?
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>>85071186
We want brrraaaaains on it!
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>>85071178
I hope the Joker has a spare condom.
>>85071186
Wow who invited Crocodile-buzzkill.
And I'd like to see your Fart Machine.
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>>85071346
Lisa did you just ask to see Toffee's ass, are you scat or an ass fetishist?
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We should have a movie night. My new one is off the chain. You get to see my boys bitch slap some d-listers and I get to shrug off the Bat like a pimp.
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>>85070638
First, I just want some pants. Second, why are we living inside of Darth Vader's helmet?
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>>85071315
Ah yes. The brains were quite expensive, putting this miserable cabal further into debt. But in hindsight, they were also delicious.
>>85071346
Little Girl we told you to stay in the cyanide ball pit for a reason.
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>>85071186
Did you make a budget for my new country music tour? Bully Ray Cyrus will need his check in the mail soon if we want to make the deadline.
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>>85071542
Did you hear miss, the Donald wants to put you between our southern border and hoards of Spaniards.
>>85071478
No comment.
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>>85071622
You are, you are a scat fetishist aren't you! You collect your sisters stool samples, you love poop!
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>>85071697
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Sorry Im late, had an "intervention". I do not have a problem. I steal powers because I want to, not because I need to. I could quit right now, but I wont. Why? BECAUSE IM PARASITE
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>>85071617
Yes yes, I appropriated it from the reduction in budget spent on mariachi bands and other assorted monetary embarrassments.
I hope you wrote the wrote address. Remember which Cyrus is supposed to show up this time. We don't want that incident again.
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>>85071622
You think Donald's going to win? I'll off his ass myself before he gets even within 10 miles of the White House purely for national security reasons.
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>>85071727
Hey! While you all are arguing about dooties, I'm still not hearing if I get to seal an all-cow country music cover band for my music tour!
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>>85071554
ORDER OUR BRAINS OR WE'LL EAT YOURS!
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>>85071727
Quit it anon!
>>85071758
Are you trying to tell us that, technically speaking, in clearer, simple precise language, you have a problem?
A stealing powers problem? Come clean, could you stop or not.
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It seems like anyone can become a member in this stupid place. Why not go to Club Ed?
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Legion, I've finished that screenplay you asked for and directed all the actors too. Get ready for "Legion Two, The Baby is You boogaloo!"
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>>85071813
Funny, I heard him say something similar about you. But it was different phrasing, and more emphasis on the 'ass' part.
>>85071851
Stop eating my brains! I pay valuable money on the black market for those.
>>85071880
Does your club have a Fart-Powered doomsday device built by a genius? I think not.
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>>85070638
Ok guys I've been going over the budget and we are way over for Christ sake I got a unapproved order $345,000.81 bill for Neon question marks alone who buy this shit?
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>>85071997
We will eat what we please! And if you think you can stop us you're as foolish as Puny Parker!
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>>85071851
Fine. It's done, one more frivolous waste of our hard stolen dollars. Theft isn't easy you know.
>>85071997
Speaking of theft, so it was YOU whose been embezzling fund from the coffers. This is why we don't. Let. Children. Play around with grown adults. And your worthless devices don't even work.
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>>85072013
That was me. Needed some scenery for the big magic show fundraiser I did in July. Sooo many dead porpoises that day.
>>85071880
The kid with the hat said I was banned for using his label maker
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>>85071868
Why would I want to? Its kind of my thing now. And its not always powers either, a guy gets hungry. Some days I feel like sticking my finger in a outlet, other days I want Chinese.......people. Im fine. Its just my family still calls me Rudy, mom starts crying, blah blah blah. I got more important problems than "addiction"
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>>85071997
>more emphasis on the 'ass' part.
Holy shit, you are an ass fetishist Lisa.
And a fart kinker too.
Just how far up down the brown-hole does it go?
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THIS WAITING AROUND ANGERS US! WHEN WILL WE GET TO EAT THE SPIDER'S BRAINS?!?
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>>85072076
It was better spent in my hands than any asinine budget plan you could come up with.
And they do work! They work!!!
You turds just wouldn't eat enough cheap mexican to make it work! Funny how you're not able to stuff your faces and make flatulence when it's useful.
>>85072124
Is it becoming a bigger problem than those other ones? Some say power corrupts. In your case I'm inclined to believe power is just making you anxious about needing more power.
>>85072128
SO HELP ME I WILL DECK YOU.
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>>85072076
>SO HELP ME I WILL DECK YOU.
Yeah, yeah I bet you would.
You'd deck me. You'd deck my...deck.You weirdo Buttgirl
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>>85072185
Wanting to eat brains is ILLEGAL, you criminal!
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>>85072370
QUIET YOU SCRAWNY FAILURE! We should have aborted you!
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>>85072237
I said Im fine! You want to know the problem!? I MISS LIVEWIRE ALRIGHT!!! There I said it! And maybe I wouldnt need to eat people so often, if you assholes would act like professionals once in awhile!
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>>85072370
Yet delicious and fun!
Why should we care about the law anyway? What has the law ever done for us.
>>85072237
I'm not even surprised, just disappointed in you child. For such a vulgar attempt to steal from our union of villainy, you squander it on your own useless pursuits.
Your potential was, disappointing to say the least.
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>>85072379
AAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
... 'Common'.
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>>85072379
Luan go home or I'm telling mom!
>>85072413
Funny, that's what I said about my own mother. She should've aborted 10 times. Some days 11.
>>85072451
Oh, you miss your crush. That's understandably pathetic, even a little cute.
Have you tried finding a replacement, maybe a hobby? Wait you're already addicted to stealing powers, that's not really a hobby just kind of a psychopathic way to starve off boredom.
And professionalism is for people without a talking gorilla for it's mascot.
>>85072461
Shrewd. The edge. It hurts.
But I never thought I'd be more indifferent to a reptilian overlord in my life.
And I've met Hillary Clinton AND the her reptile masters.
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>>85072583
Have you ever thought about eating her brains?
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>>85072583
>>85072521
>>85072461
>>85072451
>>85072413
Seriously you guys, stay the fuck out of Texas. I'm only here to warn you because you assholes blow up more cities than Isis and my shits combined.
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>>85072413
Bullying are we? You're just digging yourself deeper, pal. You want to be punished?
>>85072461
The law is...its great! It allowed people like me to be heroes! I mean, isn't that pretty cool?
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>>85072640
I have a copy of it, wouldn't eat it.
Maybe someday I'll feed it to the dogs.
But I'd rather take care of her womb first. It's like a mormon utopia inside her uterus.
>>85072652
Tough shit Walker.
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>>85072583
YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL YOU FUCKING BITCH! THEY MUST NEVER KNOW!
HISSSSSSSSS
HIDE THE EGG MINES
CHICKEN-RACE WAR NOW
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>>85072652
.....We're sorry, sir.
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>>85072660
We can send you to your room if we wanted!
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>>85072660
Yes, so they say. That Sisyphean struggle that allows heroes and villains exist unending. Without the law there'd no difference, just two sides of the same coin fighting. I've read about it in the articles by Norman Osborn and Hank McCoy Well then, that is pretty cool.
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>>85072755
Are you fools trying to ruin our plans? It's like you buffoons don't even want world domination.
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>>85072788
But daaaaaaaad, its not even seven!
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>>85072583
>And professionalism is for people without a talking gorilla for it's mascot.
Wha wait are you talking about me?
Whats going on in here holmes
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>>85072756
Damn right. And stay out.
>>85072755
I swear if you lizard bastards touch Texas you're dead. Except Houston, you can have Houston. No one gives a shit.
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>>85072841
Now! And no eating brains tonight either!
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>>85072873
Incompetence. Per usual.
>>85072755
Ms. Clinton you did promise me if I deposited legion funds into your account you'd make sure Benghazi went nuclear. As of yet I've yet to see any radioactive fallout, so in return I'd like to see our money back.
What am I paying you for?
It's like a 4 year old cannot trust politicians for shit anymore.
>>85072827
Don't blame me, it's not my fault. It never is, you're all nincompoops and idiots.
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What the fuck is even going on in this thread?
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>>85073024
>Newfag detected.
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>>85072873
GRAPE APE
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HEEEEYYYY NYIGAHHHS! I HEARD YOU ALL WAS HAVING A MEETINGS WITHOUT ME! NOW WHICH NIGGAS ASS DO I HAVE TO BEAT?!?
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>>85072827
I didn't really catch any of that, but I know right?
The law is the best!
>>85072950
B-But I...NOT FAIR. I WISH THIS FAMILY WAS DEAD
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>>85072925
How passionate of you. However we don't need to invade Texas, Ranger.It's already ours.
Yes, that's right. Ted Cruz is one of us. We've had your state in our clutches all along!
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>>85073090
And we wish we never spawned you, but life isn't fair.
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>>85073056
Yo brosapian you look like hot shit what's your name? Are you one of those weird chimp human hybrids, ook ook you can do fusion like me!
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>>85073101
OH. FUCKING. SHIT.
Wait what about the republican nominee? Did you Illuminati Lizard bastards plan that too?
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Hi is this the Hall of Doom I have a A box of uhhh "Kryptonite Didlos" and lead underwear for Mister Luthor umm in gonna need a signature for this so yeaaah
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>>85073176
Fuck you little nigga! I'd happily break my foot in your little young lesbian, potato looking ass. Yeah, that's right, we'd fucking up that ugly ass face even more than it's already fucked. What the hell are you lips and nose, nigga?!?
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>>85073090
Why don't we take over the world so we can be the Law? Than we can deputize you.
>>85073056
See the one with the braces and overbite? Give her the Prom night experience of her life.
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You're all idiots, The symbiotes have family issues, that kid with the glasses can't keep her button fetish under wraps. Toffee is planing to backstabbing all of us and I'm not even sure brak is a evil.
Grim, Let's get out of here.
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>>85073205
Surprisingly no. He plays for a different team, a different vile race on the parasite backbone of capital hill.
>>85073217
Come right in..Wait I didn't order this. Who authorized this? Oh. Give me it to sign, annnnnd, done.
Oh, yes Lex's room is down the hall. Do tell him I won't ask, if he promises not to, ahem, tell.
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>>85073263
Yeeaaaah, niggah! I'm gonna see how far my cane will go up brown town, nigga!
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I'm back, guys, just had to deal with some unpleasantness at my headquarters.
>>85073176
Wow, never thought I'd see a Gem that WASN'T shoved into my mailbox!
Yeesh, my girls are gonna flip when they hear about other Gems being here...
>>85073101
You're the new head? What happened to Dr. Nefarious? Did he get his ass kicked by that Lombax again?
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>>85073295
*Cough Cough * Ahem, Sorry guys, my many impression is a bit rusty, but seriously, where's the pizza. And I was also serious about the stuff I said before.
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>>85073295
You little shit-
Wait I mean you think you can just come in here and be on top-
Ugh! So what, atleast I can smile!
See just like, like, fuck it. Atleast I can grin..
Emote! I, I can.
Well I'm super fucking smart. Who needs smiling. Smiling is for bimbos and Holocaust deniers with braces.
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>>85073321
Ah, Wallstreet I take it? Never liked those bums.
>>85073339
STAY OUT OF TEXAS BROWN BOY.
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>>85073252
I'm a Gem, I think. But a deformed one.
I stayed in the friggin ground so long so I'm kinda, not all there.
Woah that's a really cool belt!
>>85073378
What's a mailbox? Is it like the hole I crawled out of outside this swamp?
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>>85073024
A bunch of complete retards roleplaying and avatarfagging. They're literally the most autistic shit to ever come from this board, including the original MLP fanbase, Homestuck fanbase, and /frzg/.
We kicked them out because they wouldn't ever take a break from their constant anal sex train, but plus4chan is abandoned now, and they now only make occasional threads, so we just tolerate them. As retarded as this thread is, it's nowhere near as disturbingly awful as it used to be.
And that's your /co/ history lesson for the day.
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>>85071368
>post nichishit, an anime that manages to be more unfunny than family guy
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>>85073451
FUCK YOU NYIGGAAH! You wanna throw down, I'll throw down right now! I'll assume ultimate form on your ass.
>>85073510
That aint shit nigga! I was in hell and even Satan don't want my ass.
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>>85073378
Ahem, Mr. Luthor is currently occupied these days with his constant, strap-on, incidents. I'm taking care of budgeting and accounting while he sorts out his private business.
I haven't heard from the other one you speak of. He's probably getting over a bad cgi movie deal of some kind.
>>85073451
Worse.Chickens.
Yes Chickens.
The mortal enemy of us Lizard breed.
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>>85073576
YOU MESS WITH TEXAS YOU MESS WITH THE WALKER TEXAS RANGER!
>>85073578
Chickens? Seriously?
Well, huh. Never would've guessed.
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>>85073576
So I'm not dead or anything?
That's good. I don't think my species even have souls. We just grow out of the ground like Orcs yo.
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>>85073638
AAAAAAAHHHHHH YOU GON FUCKED UP NOW NYIGGGAAAAAHHHH!
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Yes, I'm still trying to emote.
It's harder than I calculated.
How do normies show a goddamn expression? This is harder than polynomial calculus.
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>>85073679
LETS THROW YOU NEGROSEXUAL
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
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What I wanna know is: where's the caveman?
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>>85073510
It's a metal box that folks use to send and accept letters and occasionally parcels, some black-cloaked smuck's been shoving Gems into it and I've been employing them into my escort service.
...Aw shit, that tiger-striped bitch of a Gem is back. Time to get the Alpha Cannon out of storage!
>>85073664
Last time I talked with one of my previous employers, members of your species are considered whole beings (meaning you have a body, heart, and soul).
Although I should probably mention that your Kindergardens are breeding grounds for my kind, the loss of bioenergy in those areas naturally attract negative energies that can support us.
>>85073578
>He's probably getting over a bad cgi movie deal of some kind.
So THAT's why he left that message on my phone! I thought that was just another telemarketer.
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>>85073707
Foolish Child, One Must Smile To Truly Enjoy The Terror They Have Brought To The World,Like I AKU!Magical Shape-Shifting Master Of Evil!
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>>85073638
It's true, Donald Trump is secretly an agent from a splinter cell of Chicken-Humanoid infiltrated.
Haven't you noticed the hair? The orange skin and gullet? The way he bawk-bawks when he tries to talk? He's a pure chicken in disguise. Whereas our candidate is with us Lizard brethren, there's represents our rival fraction. We've been in a subversive war controlling your government for about 6 decades now.
We believe their plan is to summon their leader, Ultra Mega Chicken. Should that ever happen, my god bless our souls.
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>>85073743
Awww so we naturally work in harmony. That's so, sweet! Yeess let's be best buds, cause dang I'll feel less abandoned that way.
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>>85073805
Hey it's harder than it looks!
To show any emotions I'd actually have to have them. I don't like squishy brain feelings. The chemicals and dopamine interferes with sections of the brain stem that make it difficult to do science. And I, am nothing without science.
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>>85073814
Me and the Negro reached an agreement, with our Fists. After enough grunts and hits, we decided that black lives will stay out of Texas, and Kanye West will stay out of black lives.
If he doesn't listen I'll make him listen. Fist-listen.
Also everything you said hurts my brain and I think you may just be an insane reptile. Lizard-men? Chicken spies?
As long as they stay out of Texas like niggos in a white trash community.
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Hey guys can my OC be in your super secret evil villain club?
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>>85074042
Aside from your senator, we'll try to respect the sovereignty of your land. Atleast so long as it doesn't interfere with out interests.
>>85073928
I usually agree but the quick 3 second grin can do wonders for your evil complexion.
Emotions are best utilized scarcely.
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Wots all this then? I was told there would be free eyes. I need them on the inside.
I guess I'll settle for some Pizza Instead.
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>>85074240
I've got a shiny crowbar I think he would really like.
>>85074134
3 seconds are seconds I could be crunching the numbers on my newest gadgetry and next level free energy fecal-absorbers, courtesy of the idea from my brother and diaper-machine sibling.
So fuck that. Emotions are dumb dumb things for whiny squishy baby losers. What am I, 3?
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>>85072313
Right here. We will make america great again!
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>>85074240
THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE
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And the Alpha Cannon worked, she's back in her gemstone and I sent it to The Pride Lands. She's not going to bother me or my girls for a while.
And what's this garbage about "fusion" she keeps spewing out? I tried to talk to my girls about it and they're kind of tight-lipped about it.
>>85073876
Yeah, not really. My species specializes in destroying universes and rendering them uninhabitable to anything with a heart.
And besides, I can see that your heart's linked with two other hearts (one of which is similar to yours) and one anomalous entity. I can't really describe it, but it feels like two whole beings joining their core components (heart, body, and soul) to form one larger being.
If you see that being with the anomalous heart heart again, tell her to be extra careful around The Heartless. They'll steal the larger heart and the two beings won't be able to form that larger being until the heart is returned.
And since the stolen heart will more than likely be processed and turned into another Heartless, that's going to happen until it's slayed.
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>>85074368
Listen Trumpy, I don't care if you're a clucking bird in disguise or a sissy homomagoblin, as long as you're a god fearing american and hate those godless commie swine you're my man.
Together we will keep. The scum. OUT of texas!
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>>85070638
SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO
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>>85074461
get rid of the lizard and the special needs child and we have a deal
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>>85074455
Uhh, that sounds real neat and all! (I don't get a thing he said. Is my brain just, broked)
So like, the heart thingy chases you and, a being that's, also a heart is linked with my, uhhm..
Woops, my stomach growled! Wait was that my heart?
I could use something in my mouth, I bet that'd feel nice.
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>>85074539
Walker, you said that you and the african american fellow reached an agreement. Who are you talking to over there? You wouldn't happen to be conspiring with the Justice League would you?
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>>85074539
>>85074368
NO! APOCALYPSE DECREES THAT ALL RACES MUST ENTER AMERICA! ONLY THEN WILL THE STRONGEST BE FOUND! SO SAYS APOCALYPSE!
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>>85074539
For America, anything.
I just need to make a few phonecalls.
>>85074605
What, who? Nothing, you're delusional. That guy and me are bros like Starsky and Hutch, I promise you, as American as Superman and all them are I've got your back. I won't hire any other Rangers or anything to stiff you out.
Fingers crossed.
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>>85074605
>>85074650
I'm worse than the league. The League is useless. I will build a wall around the globe and Apokolyps will pay for it
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>>85074718
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>>85074650
All races must be exterminated equally, by me! Lisa Loud, the greatest criminal mastermind and super-genius the world has ever known! MWAHAHAHAHHnope still cannot do it, even when I practice my evil laugh emotions are hard.
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>>85074718
Just, one, fuckin, smil-UGGH!
Screw it I'm going to bed. Don't blow up the world without me.
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>>85074681
Fingers crossed means betrayal. I'm not sure if you knew that or intentionally tipped your hand, but regardless you smell rotten. That avian stench, it smells like..
>>85074736
Bird Flu. Disgusting.
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>>85074745
SUCH AMBITION! YOU WILL DO WELL AS A HORSEMAN! ONLY THROUGH THE CRUCIBLE OF DESTRUCTION CAN THE STRONG BE WEEDED FROM THE WEEK!
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>>85074455
Sir, I just got last month's reports. Our profits have increased by 67% compared to last month's, with most of it coming from reselling Grummelnet, Gadgetron, Megacorp, and Vox Industries weapons to customers located in other worlds. Escort services still remain profitable, but tips have gone down.
The surveys the girls were required to fill out have also been compiled into a report, they love the fact that they're allowed to work in other words and can set their own restrictions in regards to the kinds of escort services they provide. The only negative I can find is the fact that we're still dealing with that rogue Jasper attacking our base every 3-4 weeks.
>>85074551
>I don't get a thing he said.
Most Quartz Gems don't.
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Honey, I just had the strangest dream that a bunch of bad guys inside Dark Vaders head were trying to destroy the world! With farts! And they all really really sucked at it!
How many times do I have to tell you dear, the legion of Farts isn't real.
Oh, thank goodness. I thought I was the best at Memes but it was just a horrible dream, right Janus? I love my wife.
Dear, my names Kevin. And I'm a guy.
And your son.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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>>85074681
Do we keep out the master builders?
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>>85074909
>>85074986
Always beautiful to hear the dark forces are on the rise.
>>85074718
Built your wall if you want, you will need it to protect yourself. Our profits will rise, our corporations stronger than before, our Egg-Mines glorious. The harvest will reap, and when the time finally arrives, we will...
Feast.
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>>85075033
We build a wall around the pet alligator and special needs child...
I'm not sure which. But
>>85074551
That purple monkey thing looks pretty dumb. If we build a giant moat full of alligators, wait no, full of, dragons yeah dragons and throw them in, won't it keep them out? We need more firepower for this.
We need archive...
CHIM.
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nice place you got here, mind if i stay here permanently?
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>>85075248
Captain America, the most American Captain there is! It's an honor sir, I am Chuck, just your friendly neighborhood Walker Texas Ranger.
You cannot stay, we're gonna kick them out and build a wall around the legion. No one will fuck with this country ever again, least of all these commie swamp-scum.
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>>85074986
>Our profits have increased by 67% compared to last month's, with most of it coming from reselling Grummelnet, Gadgetron, Megacorp, and Vox Industries weapons to customers located in other worlds.
That's great, but it's a massive risk. If we're caught it's all downhill for the business.
>they love the fact that they're allowed to work in other words and can set their own restrictions in regards to the kinds of escort services they provide.
That's wonderful to hear! After hearing about how bureaucratic your home planet is, I want them to make the choices they couldn't over there when they work for me.
> Escort services still remain profitable, but tips have gone down.
>The only negative I can find is the fact that we're still dealing with that rogue Jasper attacking our base every 3-4 weeks.
Something tells me these two issues go hand in hand, I've noticed that your kind's work output decreases when you emotions are negatively impacted and I know that these attacks are stressing everyone out.
>>85075091
Eh, I'm still dreading the day that bishounen freak with the giant skeleton key comes over here and shuts down my business.
That Jasper is becoming an issue as well, but at least some of the weapons I keep for myself are a good way to tell her to fuck off.
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>>85075387
Can funds be diverted into funland amusement park in order to improve its condition for my master?
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>>85075091
Not interested. When do we eat?
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I am shocked the mods haven't moved you to /trash/
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