Time for a zero context thread

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>>85054534

>>85054621
More comic books should feature child beatings.

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>>85054534
Old but gold

>>85054621
>It's a "the writer just watched the first Superman movie" issue.

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I still laugh every time I see this.

>>85054534
the huge tsunami of water is the context the narration boxes need though

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They had to have known with this.

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Good ol' sexism

>>85055268

I still kek at that scene

>>85054534
ok?

I guess I'll bite....is there something interesting about that water?

Not sure you know why we have no context jokes..m

>>85055374
I love the idea that Archie and the gang randomly break into peoples houses to have orgies in their showers.

>>85055222
Please explain this

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>>85055480

So did Torch kill Hitler or did Bucky?

>>85055445
A future where Doom gets fucked up in some war, comes back as a four armed robot man, is sent into limbo with Reed and Sue's kids, then comes back and is sent to the Negative Zone where he kills Annihilus and takes over.

>>85054882
There goes all of Peter's GBPs.

>>85055518
Bucky's taking credit for his unit because it's simpler than explaining that he was part of a unit which included a Human Torch (at this point in time deceased) who was not "the" Human Torch, who killed Hitler.

Plus he probably put a few rounds in the body just to be sure. Or maybe there's a mini waiting to be written about the time the Winter Soldier killed a Hate-Monger host in the USSR.

>>85054956
>JaredLeto.jpg

>>85055552
Savage.

>>85055332
to be honest knowing the context of this one doesn't make it any less bizarre.

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>>85055086
Batman loves rape

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>>85056069

>>85056069
Trump 2016

>>85056095
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

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>>85054956
Boners

>>85056111
Do you think mogo is into it or grossed out?

>>85056292
He's a planet filled with lots of creatures. It's probably nothing to him.

>>85056056
Well that's grim

>>85056292
he said once that he can't actually feel anything, but since they are talking out loud and probably making noises he can at least hear them having sex

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Oh, Hal. You and your pedophilia.

>>85055364
kek

>>85054534
>it's a Dick Grayson thread

>>85055336
Thats not sexist. Some women actually think like that. Same thing as if a dude was in the middle of a room surrounded by hot women. Get over it faggot.

>>85056372
Well, in all seriousness, do you measure it by their years or earth years?

>>85056502
I mean it's funny cause it's like weirdly sexist. She's not like "oh boy a room full a hunks" she's just happy to be a around men. It's silly

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>>85055309
Oh man oh boy

>>85056003
It still makes me laugh.

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>>85054956
>>85056243
What meaning did 'boner' have back then?

>>85057313
mistakes or fuck-ups

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Disclaimer: I love Ms.Marvel

>>85055552
Holy shit this isn't an edit.

>>85056069
Wow, this is so on the nose it built a house and stayed there.

>>85056027
There is no context other than them all being drunk. It's a fun issue.

>>85056555
The Arisia being however many hundred years old thing was a retcon to make Hal not a pedo.

>>85056133
and then he left the chair

>>85055950
>implying you can rape the willing

>>85062306
>implying I can't try

>>85055950
Neither of those two are rape tho
Dick and Selina are clearly smiling in both pics

>>85056095
spoiler this anon, this is too spooky

>>85055336
I think she's being sarcastic no? i mean it can still be considered sexist because it implies just bcause she's woman she finds this stuff boring

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You're in for it now.

>>85062213
Shit. That's unsettling.

>>85056326
Everyone dies, anon.

>>85064118
lel

>>85056672

Most rooms-ful of women are miserable to be in. While this is also true of men, the types of misery are different.

>>85055428
What's the name of this comic?

>>85055681
No, Bucky actually killed a Hitlerbot. The real Hitler died after Bucky blew up on that bomb-plane so he apparently doesn't know he killed a fake (and neither does the Young Avengers' writer).

>>85055025
Wtf was actually happening?

>>85055222
>>85055445

FF: The End

Its great. Highly recommended

>>85055681
>Winter Soldier killed a Hate-Monger

I need this

>>85056027

How does one lose an entire sector?

>>85056056
Fucking LOVE that comic.
>>85056326
It's not as grim as you think. I highly recommend that comic series. Vertigo.

>>85057543
(((Ms.Marvel)))

>>85062213
Source?

>>85065987
cleaning

>>85057112
were blacks that black back then?

>>85062213
Name of the issue.

>>85064805
>alanmoore'sbirth.jpg

>>85058067
This was decades before political relevance though.
Or so I think I know it's decades old, but I've never cared enough about foreign politics to know about America

>>85064975

God hates astronauts

>>85056080
What de fuuuk

>>85063220
how the fuck do you guys tell the damn robins apart, i just see the same shota over and over again

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>>85054534

>>85068807
It's the classic Robin outfit, the art isn't from a long time ago, and nobody ever uses Jason for Robin flashbacks except for Lobdell in New 52.

Anyway that's Daniel's art I think so Dick was Batman so that's Dick as Robin.

>>85056080
That was such a good arc. I'm going to have to reread the Vertigo series.

>>85055332
This whole thread could just be Stardust.

>>85068827
The Thousand?
Still terrifying.

>>85066682
In cartoons, yes.

>>85056133
Edits are cheating

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>>85054956
>chortle at jokers boner

>>85056111
Mogo has no face and you still can tell that he is completely done.

Also does mogo have the ability to masturbate?

>>85055374
What's the gold strap around the old man's feet? Something only rich people do?

>>85068892
Dick and Dick?

>>85071445
You for real? How the fuck do you not know about that? Let me guess you're from some 3rd world country right?

>>85055268
everyWomanEver.png

>>85073044
that is the joke, anon

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>>85054534

>>85073551
Fucking normies.

>>85073968
That makes sense even out of context though.

>>85056095
To be fair its weird in context too, as is almost all of Sandman

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>>85055480

>>85056036
There is absolutely no way this wasn't meant to be taken sexually.

>>85055364
I think it's funny he doesn't refer to him as Dick but just Robin

>>85056111
>MOGO CARES
>MOGO CARES VERY MUCH

>>85070531
Oh, I'm sure there were those who played it up to get by.

>>85055086
Robin's a competitive tickler?

>>85075443
All he had to do was be quiet. This never ceases to make me grin. It's like the fucking beer baron all over again.

>>85057543
I still read that as 9-1-1 first. It took me a minute to see her fly it into the first tower.

>>85075973
No, Bruce has a fetish so Dick lets him go wild with it sometimes.

>>85055552
I forgot how top tier Superman's bantz are

>>85076128
All he had to do was not mention lips. Our blood on each other's faces. Our blood on each other's hands.

Pretty much anything less intimate would work.

>>85076154
He was clearly just calling him a dumb faggot. I doubt sexuality was even on his mind.

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>>85076160
but their lips are very important to the plot

>>85076188
This had to be intentional, then. Jesus Christ.

>>85076177
Are you aware gay means happy?

>>85054882
Holy shit i was reading that issue just minutes ago.

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>>85076211
I can't bring myself to spoil anything, just read Batman Europa

>>85076258
That's just retarded. Go be a gaywad somewhere else.

>>85076211
Azz wrote it so it probably is

>>85076283
I'll pass.

>>85076284
What are you, a fucking faggot?

>>85076295
Shit like this makes me wish the Ambiguously Gay Duo would come back

>>85076308
>practically asking to suck my dick

Man, I guess /lgbt/ really did fail as a containment board.

>>85076319
They'd just start yelling about republicans these days.

>>85076355
Batman '66 comic?

How was that?

>>85066682
No, but most whiteys were too ignorant to notice shades of black.

They saw black and didn't care.

>>85076328
Well yah, you're proof of that.

>>85076444
You're the one what wanted to suck my dick, tripsfag.

>>85076493
You're forgetting one thing. You never said no.

>>85076406
Nah, it's Planetary. Great read.

>>85076517
Now we're talkin

>>85076578
Spray can fooled me.

>>85076552
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK.
I have never ever thought about that song like...that! Jesus!

>>85076520
Not much context to be had, really. Green Giant Jr. had a suspicion and acted on it.

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>>85064281

>>85076552
I'd animate this if I could.

>>85055981
>this fucking dab

>>85076624
yeah but 'you're not my real mom/dad' is such a stock phrase regarding foster parents that out of context seems like he just murdered his adoptive mother during an argument

>>85076652
His punching a wild ditto was a pretty big clue, desu

>>85062213
This is Deadpool Kills The Marvel Universe isn't it

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>>85076724
#45 of Duggan's run, if my filename is correct.

>>85076552
Haha, cool interpretation.

>>85076729
And this is why I stick with Belgian comics.

>>85054621
kek

>>85076552

Welp I will never not think of this when I hear that song plus it's stuck in my head now


Fuck you anon that was still a cool comic though

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Does anyone know what the context of this is or what it's from? Been trying to figure out forever.

>>85076816
I'm not against giant robots, but all these comic fuckers ever do with INFINITE COSMIC POWER is make giant robots these days.

BE MORE CREATIVE.

>>85076631
This suit was great. Too bad he died in such a rotten way.

>>85055518
everyone killed hitler. truth is that there was no German army, it was all just clones of hitler

>>85055336
Why the fuck is Hank big there? Hank, shrink down to normal human size, you retard. You're going to break that chair with your giant ass.

>>85054534
IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>>85076781
can someone storytime it please? This is probably the one I see here most and I'd like to read the issue it's from.

>>85056056
Sandman. Best comic ever.

What I take away from this thread is that there's a scary amount of people on /co/ that have not read Sandman. What a time to be alive...

>>85076610
Been a while since I read it but IIRC, they go to Gotham hunting down a guy who can breach dimensions. In their home dimension there's no Batman, but the guy cycles them in to one where he does, things go south and they run through a bunch of Batman variants, 66', DKR, etc.

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>>85055364
heh

>>85055266
>that stare at the reader
>that wink

Dear god it's going to romance me next isn't it

>>85056095
What's this from? Looks interesting.

>>85064462
>filename
it's all right, i know you're a bitter superbat shipper, but it's not too late to realize that batman/joker is endgame.

>>85075443
>Batman 12 years old phase
>>85075747
Batman 14 years old phase
Christ, I am laughing do hard right now.

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>>85055966
Wtf is pink guy?

>>85055268
Yo what comic is this, never seen it, its not marvel zombies because i read that rn

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>>85054534

>>85064805
What book is this?

>>85079603
Marvel Zombies 4 I think. Whichever one had Machine Man but not Howard the Duck.

>>85064820
Most rooms full of men are a good time depending on what's going on.

All you need to do to see that pattern is look at the homosexuals.

A room full of fags is a party. A room full of dykes is a rape.

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>>85079776
Now I kind of want a Thor Vs. The Westboro Baptist Church comic.

>Thor gets pissed and shows up at a Westboro Baptist picketing in a hail of thunder to tell them to fuck off because they're picketing Cap/Bucky's funeral or something like that
>they do what they usually do and sue him, claiming they got tinnitus from the thunder or something
>comic just revolving around Thor having to go through all the court stuff, all of which baffles and annoys him
>has to cut a fight with bankrobbers short because he's got a court summons and he's already missed it twice because of invading jotunn and Galactus showing up
>various My Cousin Vinny shenanigans with the court taking offence at Thor's attire and speech, not to mention not being allowed to bring a weapon into court

>>85076729
Should have ended with another "you don't have this comic, do you?"

>>85077547
If I had Infinite Cosmic Power (tm), all I'd ever do is make various types of giant robots with it.

>>85063220
They're calling his bluff. They don't think Bruce will do it, then BAM! Orifice full of Bat-Penis.

>>85054882
what issue is this from?

>>85080475
Actually wait, scratch that.
I'd make various types of giant transforming robots/power suits, then give them out at random to diverse casts of Japanese and/or American teenagers.

>>85056111
I can feel the embarassment of Mogo.

>>85068761
Is GrizzlyShark just edgy or so bad it's good?

>>85056080

That's almost 4chan in a nutshell.

>>85081092
>New Phyrexia.jpg

>>85076499
What comic is this ?

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Really this whole thread could just be Archie comics. Every panel from that zombie-apocalypse crossover is gold.

>>85081146
Maybe Canon Fodder? I'm not sure.

>>85055428
this is what homestuck should have become

>>85080286
That doesn't sound like a terrible idea. I'd read it.

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>>85054534

>>85077220
lost miller run issue

>>85081359
>>85081374
>>85081395
holy shit fuck off

>>85081408
This one I get.

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>>85079812
Early The Badger comics, that is Ham's origin.
It has been storytime'd here few months ago, look up in the archives.

>>85081133

So we have the mr. Satan of sonic now

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>>85080905

It's so bad it's good

>>85081633
Ryan Ottley must had fun doing this.

>>85056095
SKELETON MAAAAN~

>>85079183
Atrocitus.

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>>85080286

>>85054534
Pretty bad start op. The context is the water.

>>85056027
Okay, that fourth panel is actually pretty heartbreaking.

>>85075900
Of course. The Robins are all interchangeable to him.

>>85056056
Context?

>>85054534
Requesting Lex planning to time travel and baby daddy Supes

>>85085971
William Marston was so into bdsm femdom it's crazy. He lived his personal life that way.

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>>85086287
One

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>>85086415
Two

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>>85086436
Three

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>>85086450
Four

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>>85086469
And Five. I think that's enough.

>>85085525
The goth chick that picks up the baby is the anthropomorphic personification of death
The baby choked on it's own spit or something and died

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>>85062213
fucking saved.

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I love you Plantman.

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I still don't know what this is from....can anyone help?

>>85087088
Phantasmon from Fly Man #35

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>>85055266

>>85056080
The fucked up thing is this was based on a true story.

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>>85076282

>>85062100
The Hulk was Dio Brando's stand at one point. Neat.

>>85064023
but usually not that early.

>>85091431

Which story was this again

>>85088496
A psychopath escaped from arkham asylum and used his dream powers to make everyone in a diner go insane and fuck then kill each other in real life?

>>85068827
Is Wayward any good.

>>85091762
I haven't the slightest idea.

>>85082416
UNDER COVER OF NIGHT, COVER OF DAY, SKELETON MAAAAAAN

>>85094849
>having the batsuit on under the casts
delightful

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>>85086833
Judd Winick

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>>85078694

>>85055552
i love that issue
>>85057733
its not, its a very early issue of superman's girlfriend, really good

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the silver age in a nutshell

>>85100699
>Luthor is out there causing all kinds of chaos right now
>But I'll deal with it later
Truly the Man of Tomorrow.

>>85054534
>>85054957
>>85055404
Isn't this the comic where she was robbing some abandoned mansion, and some car preserved in a room filled with oil was broken into and flooded the place?

That, or the Earthquake event. I read most of Purple Catwoman and don't recall something like that panel anywhere else, although it certainly could've happened.

>>85056111
>Monthly GL meeting
>Our next topic, Mogo has requested that people stop having sex on him

>>85079668
Black Bolt should be the absolute best at charades

>>85091431
Stands are almost directly from X-Men and the like, so it might be the other way around.

>>85100879
You speak like running around jerking off into space is going to find him. Kal-El knows how to prioritize.

>>85102701
he should stop being a life-bearing planet then, i doubt he really cares

>>85076234
That is simple but it legit made me lol.

This was a good thread co
I laughed heartily.

>>85107598
What even is that exchange

>>85076729
Is this Welcome to Nightvale

>>85054621
God Raffle's expression gets me every time!

>>85086833
This a Peej story or a Superman story?

>>85108723
Peej

>>85107598
>implying this is sufficiently explained by context

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>>85097983
you'll come around.

>>85081172
Is... that... Leonardo tricking Hitler into committing suicide? Why?

>>85076128
This became gay within 2 pages. Like holy hell.

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>>85054534
More classic Cat.

>>85054956
MOM'S GONNA FREAK.

>>85056133
No sir, not leaving this chair.

>>85108876
I believe that Hitler's brain had become a supervillain in the future so they travel back in time to prevent it from surviving.