Seriously how did he never get any?

>>85054469
because his personality is shit

>>85054469
because it was a children's cartoon

>>85054469
Too pushy.

>>85054495
not it wasnt. bravo was alpha as fuck and probably more altruistic then any fucking neck beard.

Didn't respect their safe space

>>85054469
THATS DA JOKE

>>85054469
He got laid at least once

>>85054469
Fuck this feminist show, it's basically saying the biggest, strongest, and tallest guy isn't good enough for them

>>85054469
Because he's a super fool.

because the writers wanted to brainwash impressionable young minds into believing approaching doesn't work

kidding, just because it's funnier that way.

>>85054508
this is the only correct answer

>>85054469
Because, as a good Christian, he didn't debase himself with all of the animal ladies throwing themselves at him.

>>85054469
he got pletny

there was that gazelle and that elk. and dont forget the werewolf

A volcano once rejected him for not being a virgin.

So yeah.

>>85054943
Ugh...

>>85055199
So what your telling me is....Johnny bravo is basically a monster girl cartoon in disguise?

>>85055300
3 girls does not a harem make

What about that loli qt who follows him around?

>>85054469
No matter how good you look, if you're gonna pick up girls the way he tried to, you need to not be a dumb sperg.
If he had actual friends and went to parties the bitches wouldn't care even if he had autism.

>>85054469
He's too nice.

>>85055340
someone remind me

was there an episode where johnny shrunk somehow and he asked susie out?? i vaguely remember some sort of mini johnny. also is there porn of susie?

>>85054469
In reality, with all the confidence and muscle he had, he would have chicks all around him.

>>85054469
he has the equipment, but just didn't read the instruction manual on how to operate it right. Also, >>85054508 is correct as well

>>85054495
You must be unfamiliar with the real world. Being attractive, fit, and confident is all you need to get a girlfriend. It doesn't matter if you're a selfish asshole, statistically, there would have absolutely been girls ready to jump his bone.

>>85055470
Hi /r9k/

He skipped leg day

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>>85055476
>saying you can get a girlfriend easy if you're hot makes you /r9k/

>>85055470
>>85055476
He's right though. Guys like that might not be able to maintain long term relationships, but they have an easy time picking up low-quality girls.

>>85054469
He probably did.

You just never saw it because >>85054508. Plus it's more amusing to see him get turned down.

Plus there's the whole volcano god episode that confirmed he's not a virgin.

Characters getting what they want isn't funny. Also it was likely written to appeal to nerds, and nerds seem to actually buy into that True Beauty Is On The Inside horseshit while hot people are literally constantly fucking while nerds read The Game for the fiftieth time hoping to make a change.

He did, you just never saw when he did cause it's a children cartoon and they don't wanna show Johnny fucking girls.

>>85054469
rule of storytelling, you appreciate a character more for trying than succeeding

>>85055569
You can pick up chicks, yeah, but you can't maintain a meaningful relationship like >>85055470
was suggesting.

>>85055943
Exactly. It's better for short term hookups, worse for long term love.

But when you're forever alone, hookups seem like the golden apple.

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>>85054943
>>85055393
>>85055470
>>85055569
>>85055697
>>85055830
>>85055943
Yeah, he really need to pick out the right babe.

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>>85056014
Well hookup would turn to a hang out for Johnny someday.

>>85054469
Johnny kept going for the wrong kind of women. Apparently every hot young woman in that show wanted a sensitive twink instead of a macho hulk. Thirty-something spinsters with high libido were the ones he wanted...they would've appreciated his quick wit more, for one thing.

Bravo goes on a date with your waifu. What wacky hijinks will happen?

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>>85054469
Johnny Bravo is actually a period piece.

It's a reflection of the future in which the feminists win and women don't care about men anymore (Big, strong or good looking). It's why no one has 2 parents (Just single mom or single dad) or the whole world is filled with nerdy men or muscle guys.

Johnny is trying to save our species from dying out, but the new way of feminist women won't have any of that, they want the human race to die out. (It's also why all black men are missing in the show, feminists hate black men)

He's a cheap leisure suit Larry rip-off for children.

I bet you if he was tgat big in high school he got all the girls. I bet thats why he got older and thought that approach worked with women. You need sensitivity to win over women, if you don't have any then just learn to fake it like that dude said.

>>85056580
Most women today would fuck him. The show was written like if feminists ruled.

>>85056355
Bravo is my waifu

>>85056497
Larry gets laid though.

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>>85056674
And you're right.

>>85054469
Cuz he only likes hairless apes.

>>85054469
He's confirmed not a virgin

>>85055199
Becky the moose, and all those horny-ass elephant women from the same episode. Personally, I'd have hit on the cow case worker.

It's because of his voice
The point of the show was that it doesn't matter how fit or confident you are no one will fuck you if your voice is weird

>>85056368
So where do the lustful furries come into this equation?

He's unemployed and lives with his mother.

He's /fit/ and /r9k/ combined.

>>85054469
Because the lie that the show was peddling was that women aren't interested in hot bods and pick up lines.

>>85056728

Yeah, but even when gets laid the sex is awkward. Wonder if Johnny Bravo was aimed for adults we be seeing the same sticky situations?

>>85056721

It be male Bravo with Fem-Bravo. Would be pretty hot desu

>>85054531
>>85055470
The joke is that he's the opposite of alpha. He's a beta with a /fit/ body.

>>85056674
>Most women today would fuck him
He was a loser who still lived at home with his mother.
There are plenty of fit betas over on /r9k/ who'll never get laid.

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>>85057388
And Johnny would love to have sex for a girl.

>>85057468
Nobody who means it when they say shit like "It's a beautiful day...but not as beautiful as me!" can be beta.

There might be something wrong with them regardless, but that is not the mindset of a beta

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>watched this show when I was like 9
>could never figure out why girls didnt like Johnny
>I'm not a boy

>>85057648
Being BETA or alpha had nothing to do with how you act. In he end results speaks louder than actions and words.

>>85058421
get outta here little neighbor girl.

>>85058421
IT'S BECAUSE GIRLS AREN'T SHALLOW THEY DON'T LIKE MEN JUST BECAUSE THEY USE PICK UP LINES AND HAVE A HOT BOD WOMEN AREN'T SHALLOW

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>>85054469

He literally went after the smart ones, if he'd just picked some airheaded tart from a nightclub he'd be laid no problem, but he has taste.


Like the Marine biologist and Zookeeper in these images and the scientist in pic related here.

>>85056158
>>85057563

>>85055340
So did anyone ever draw her 10 or 12 years older and trying to seduce Johnny?

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>>85058516

I'd like to think Suzy gives him a shot when she grows up cause she's known him personally and still considers him a friend.

>>85054469
1. That was the joke. It's funnier to see his failures instead of his success.
2. 99% of the time he'd just see some random woman in public and then spout some stupid pick up line. That doesn't really work. He didn't go to any sort of clubs where he would have possibly had more success.

>>85055943

But Bravo just wanted that pussy.

>>85058916
make a fanfic

>>85054469

He skipped leg day.

>>85058916
Wont he be taken by samurai jack at that point?

>>85055340
As a child I implicitly assumed the show was setting Susie up to be Johnny's eventual gf/wife.

>>85058421
Yeah I thought he was good looking too but agreed he had a bad personality and little going for him beyond his looks (no friends, lived with his mom, no job etc). And he approached women all wrong but he probably could have gotten a nice girl if he'd been nicer himself.

>>85054515
This one gets it.

Someone told me that CN are rebooting Johnny Bravo but retooling it to be 'suitable for modern audiences'. Please tell me he's been had or trolled and this isn't true.

>>85055322
Not with that attitude it won't.

>>85057536
>There are plenty of fit betas over on /r9k/ who'll never get laid.

They aren't tall and extroverted. Johnny is all of these things. The only reason he's not swimming in pussy is because it's a cartoon and that's the joke.

>>85054508
this

>>85057536


I mean I'm fit and lived on my own for the past 8 years and I'm a 27(28 in a couple days) year old virgin. But not for lack of effort. Some people just aren't as naturally inclined toward this sort of interaction regardless of their economic status.

Just like there are broke shitlords who live at home in their 30s who still get laid(and I've known people like this;plural)

It's not something that can be consistently boiled down to just 1-2 factors.

>>85054515

Yeah, if he didn't try so hard/wasn't such an actual retard he would have slayed.

>>85058626
Guys don't JUST like women who are super hot looking either.

But there's a threshold for what people will accept for physical attractive to be honest. And regardless women like people who are nice to look at too.

If a woman or a guy(since this isn't even about gender) had to choose between two hypothetical who are exactly alike in every way except one is slightly better looking which one do you think they will choose

>>85062084
If you have a decent-looking face focus on getting decent pictures and using them to make a decent profile on tinder/okcupid, and message the fuck out of tons of girls. Source: I was a virgin until I was 24 and got laid by this method.

If you're tall be sure to mention it in your profile, you're playing on easy mode.

But he did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qohhpoUaBUI

The volcano proceeds to reject him.

>>85054469
His penis had plot armor. If it had been real life some of them would have told him to shut up and fucked him for the hell of it.

>>85062211
I used a bot on Tinder for over 2 years to swipe literally everyone right automatically and had people take pics of/with me several times. I never got more than like 1 match every other week and most of them never responded even if I let more succsesful people talk for me or immediately unmatched. okcupid was actually worse even though I hear it's easier if you aren't super good looking(granted I feel like I know people who worse looking than me who did better tinder wise)

Anyway the point is you have to be able to get people to talk to you in the first place. And with Tinder you have to actually get matches.

I have no idea how tall I am to be honest. It never seemed important to me since I have no control over it. But tinder/okc/pof/all the other dating sites/apps I've used are not particularly interesting to me and I"m worse off now anyway and living on disability and schizophrenic but dont take meds so I have a lot more to worry about than women not wanting to have sex with or date me.

>>85061411
Why is there so much art of them together? I'll admit mafia jack and mad Johnny sounds amazing, though.

Alright anons, let's just get the question out of the way:

Was the show better before or after Van Partible left?

>>85062539
This probably: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOeo_zHTWB4

He tried too hard.

Girls don't like momma's boys

The best episodes are when Johnny doesn't act like a complete retard.

>>85055569
Yep my younger brother is like that. He gets girls like crazy but has never managed to keep one for more than a week because they find out he's a sadistic pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies and gtfo. It doesn't seem to really bother him though or at least he never shows it.

>>85054469
Ultimately Johny loved himself more then girls.
He is probably homo.

>>85054469
Didn't Van say Jonny got a lot of tail that we didn't see because it's funnier to see him fail?

>>85054469
Cause it was a cartoon. Johnny wasn't an asshole, he was just pretty vain, but he had enormous confidence and was mad fit. Sure he lived with his mom and was kind of a secret dork, but there are guys that are basically IRL Johnny Bravos that slay women regardless.

yeah whatever

somebody really should go through the whole show and find all the cute background girls

>85054469
I had a friend in high school who was the real life version of Johnny Bravo. Really great shape, really good looking, kind of dumb. He got some girls, but no where near the amount you'd think.
Actually, I've hooked up with more girls than him and I'm overweight.
It was because he sucked so hard at talking to girls. I've had multiple girls tell me they thought he was really hot and were going to hook up with him til he started talking.

>>85054469
Comes on too strong.

>>85068552
I'm just going to take a guess and say him being bad with words and so girls not liking him was a social meme.

Social views of people are really important to girls. Somebody can be gorgeous but if their friends don't approve then the girls won't go for them.

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>>85054469
the pungent aroma of virginity

>>85068977
>Panty is in for it.

>>85054469
Because despite having good looks and pick-up lines, he's retarded as fuck and lives with his mom still. No woman wants to fuck a guy who has trouble wiping his own ass and buying fancy dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3la82bYtcPg

He got Velma, at least. Until she left him for fucking Dexter.

>>85069502
Other way around, dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyIPtyN7sdw

>>85054469


Didn't he get with Farrah Fawcett and a female spy version of him?

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>>85054469
Because he was polite and never raped any of the womenfolk.

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It didn't help that the only women that wanted his dick we're furries. What was his deal with furry chicks anyway?

>>85070481
They wanted a real man so Johnny was probably the first they saw

I heard a rumor on /co/ that word of God was that he got laid plenty off screens, because some women are as shallow and pretty as he is... Or something like that. It's just funnier to see him be an idiot and fail.

>>85070481
Moose in suits

>>85056831
>STILL no art of any of them after almost 30 years

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>>85055419
>an episode where johnny shrunk somehow and he asked susie out?
Shit, I think you're right, I remember this episode too.

>>85054542
/thread

>>85058756
I think this cartoon informed my taste in women. No wonder I can never get any.

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>>85058510
Nigga was in a cartoon world where the writers had an idea of what women wanted.
They made Carl, when left to his own devices, the one who gets all the girls and makes Bravo look like a sort of jerk-jock buffoon.
>>85057536
This is a more reasonable explanation: he's a man-child, no matter how good he looks or acts.

>>85055419
>>85071940
this is the only episode I can think of that has a shrinking Johnny in it...but he doesn't ask Suzy out
is this what you guys were thinking about?
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>>85073104
wrong picture

>>85054469
It's like Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

He gets a lot of action, but it's funnier to see him fail on screen.

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>>85073127
Well, the other thing is that although he's a buffoon, he's a genuinely nice guy when the chips are down.
He reminds me of the guys I go to the gym with.
A bit simple at times and a bit straightforward but there's an old-fashioned earnestness to it that makes me think people like that genuinely dont have a malicious bone in their body.

>>85055419
>>85071940
I do remember an episode where Johnny became a child, but I don't think he asked Susie out or was even the slightest bit interested in her.

>>85054469
Word of God was that he actually got tons of pussy, they just only showed the rejections because they were funnier.