/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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First for worst gem

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>>85044951
fuck you

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>>85044951
She's best gem to me.

>>85044909
>That image
ATATATATATATATATATA!

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Wait for it...

>>85044951
You mean best gem with best waifu?

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nth for Lion is back

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First for the shows true love

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Any full episode leaks for Monday's episode the wait is killing me...

>>85044909
Peace & Love at the Planet Earth

>>85044965
god bless zuke's sex-hair amy

"Steven discovers something the Gems thought was lost to the past inside of Lion's mane."

shit synopsis

Welp, I'm going to sleep.
I hope when I wake up I'll see some fresh leaks.

See ya /sug/

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Daily reminder that Rose has a keikaku and Steven is a bridge.

>>85045028
what did you expect

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Don't mind me, just shit posting here

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>>85045050
Rose is using everyone.

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>>85045050
Cause everyone walks all over him.

>>85045062

"Steven has fun with bubbles"

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>>85044977
BAM!

>>85045050
When will Lion take Steven to the Death Note so he can retrieve his memories?

>>85045087
>Says the gem who will be BTFO by two kids in a fusion

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>>85045063
thats fine, carry on then

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Hooray for Lapis! ;_;

>>85045105
Who are you?

>>85045105
lies

>>85045124
We never saw lapis IN water

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I made this in Photoshop without any experience. It's shit and I just noticed a hole I forgot to fill in but I had fun and maybe someone here wants it

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>>85045105
I NEED MOAR

>>85045113
Is the show building up to steven and connie becoming a perma fusion?

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>>85045135
>>85045151
>>85045171
tumblr filename, dont mind

>>85045165
>It's shit and I just noticed a hole I forgot to fill in but I had fun and maybe someone here wants it
It's pretty cool. Saved for the future,since I like KLK a lot.

I assume you made the PNG transparent? That may help me to do a wallpaper.

>>85045176
Steven will try to end death by fusing with every human on earth. The resulting monster will go out of control and the gems will have to activate the cluster to stop it.

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>>85045176
>Stevonnie being the endgame state of Steven and Connie
Oh god, please no. The concept of permafusions don't bode well with me already, that'd be awful.

>>85045105
>teeth not rounded edges
Faaaaake

>>85044909
Is Meme Dorito a deserved nickname for Peridot?

Will Peridot join the Crystal Gems in the opening?

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Can the purple half of me not be shit this week?

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>>85045165
Goodjob mate
>>85044394
here you goooo

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I'm new to digital art, but I think I didn't do too bad on this.

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The final week's episodes are:

>Beta / Earthlings
>Back to the Moon
>Bubbled
>The Kindergarten Kid
>Know Your Fusion

Predictions? Speculation?

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https://youtu.be/I01gnR6IDN8

>>85045028
So, Bismuth?

>>85045165
i like it anon

>>85045176
>The ultimate agenda
>Trans-neutral
That's horrifying.

>>85045265
>Back to the Moon
We finally find out what that thing from before they reached the Diamond's room was. The one they skipped over.

>>85045265
Something tells me Kindergarten kid and Know your fusion are Jasper redemption episodes, they kind of work.

>>85045264
Looks bretty cute anon, good job

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>>85045225
>>85045259
>>85045284
Thanks senpai

>>85045176
Thats a big strange for a human.
No I think steven growing is best remeber the whole point of stevonnie epiosde?


Doe steven sugar have a gf?

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>>85044909
We're back, baby!

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Do you think Starfire would fuse with Venom?

>>85045268
yea. they give it a spoilery title but a mysterious synopsis.

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Post best girl

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I if I could, begin to be

>>85045323
>reminding me that all my comic cartoons are shit right now

Wow, thanks Anon.

>>85045341
Fuck. I recognise that doujin.

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>>85045341

is she cosplaying who i think she's cosplaying

Could you also get a Conneven episode? Like, Connie dominates instead of Stephen?

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which gem would give the best hugs?

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>>85045383
You got it in one, anon.

>>85045383
Mama Roach. She could literally crush you, it would not be hard.

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>>85045383
This one.

>>85045087
>You're just like STAIRS!

>>85045323
Starfire is a DC character. pretty sure that's MJ

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>>85045105
Tell me more

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otp

it's time to worry

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Hi guys! It's me again

Requests are open until I get tired (it's 1am here), I don't do lewd though, sorry

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>>85045449

>>85045323
That sounds hot.

>>85045449
pls no

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>>85045449
ok dingo
if you have episode pls leak

>>85045427
>those iconic eyebrows
>bright green eyes
>red hair
It's Star no question, that looks like a fan drawing.

>>85045464
opposite of that

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YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! IT'S BASICALLY CONFIRMED!!! SMOKEY QUARTZ IS A FUSION INVOLVING OPAL!

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>>85045449

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>>85045464
dont have episode will leak?

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>>85045497
shit meant to respond to >>85045476

>>85045455
Garnet doesn't have a gem on her chest.

>>85045479
>File no longer exists (404).
Can you give me the link? It broke for me.

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>>85045455
I'm not sure if the pic actually sent so i'll try again.

Pic related?

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>>85045383
The Big G

>>85045455
Jasper asking Steven to fuse

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>>85045449
what's goin on, dingaling?

>>85045519
This reminded me of the big C.
Can gems get Cancer?

>>85045497
there's nothing on cn servers yet. they usually go up hours ago.

>>85045512
That's one of the Rubies from Hit the Diamond, you know, the one with a visor

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>>85045449
WHA

>>85045533
Well they are entirely inorganic, so no, Steven could though.

>>85045449
did turner finally catch on?

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>>85045449
The dude leaking the episodes got fired for leaking the episodes?

>>85045489
>80's
the fuck

>>85045124
you know, I consider myself a semi-nice person. I help old people do shit they have trouble with, I hold the door open for people close by, I volunteer whenever I have time, I do these things because it helps my fellow man and it makes people feel good.

In being that guy, I honestly hope that you die.
And not just you, all of your fellow sameposters too.

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>>85045383
the pic is so bright.

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>>85045542
damn
doesn't matter anyways, we'll end up getting at like 1-2pm EST

>>85045557
I hope so, I feel bad for the crewniverse yo

>>85045532
>lapis smokes one whole marijuana

>>85045598
misseps gets it from me.

>>85045570
THE LORE RUNS DEEP F A M

it's a shame we're not getting any new fusions until season 4 at the earliest, unless there's one that for some reason doesn't have a speaking role.

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Will this become canon?

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>>85045449

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The CGs hardly see Jasper as a threat.
>Alexandrite doesn't squish her post-Malachite
>they don't bother searching for her at all
>Steven challenges her on the boat
>they still don't seem to care she's loose after getting socked somewhere
>Stevonnie beats and/or gets Jasper to run off in Gem Hunt
>Steven gushes about this happily next episode, Pearl nags not particularly concerned, cementing Jasper's status as minor annoyance

Jasper's beastmaster status isn't cutting it. What else can she do? Maybe kidnap Peridot, or harness those corrupted gems' powers *somehow*. Or is it a opportune time for the Rubies to return? Though, they wouldn't be much help even if that was their intention.

I suppose we don't know Jasper's actual goal yet, or if she still even cares about Homeworld. Her interests are Lapis and ultimate power, and her hobbies include long walks on the sea floor and punching things. Not a lot to go off of

>>85045623
SMOKY
M
O
K
Y

>>85045476
so did cn smarten up?
can you not get shit anymore?

>>85045653
unsure. I'll give a definite answer in the morning.

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>pearl jam makes a guest appearance on SU

what happens ?

>>85045593
Thanks man, I appreciate your kind thoughts

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>>85045643
>Always wondered how they were gonna keep Garnet the leader if Jasper was around

>They nerfed her by shrinking her down and apparently in strength too as Stevonnie should only have a sword to help her out

I regret my jokes.

>>85045665
pole jam

>>85045476
just spill the beans stop makin shiet so extra

>>85045659
Wait,what's the time now?

My pc reports 10:14AM,1st Aug. 2016.

>>85045476
>>85045659
Aw shit, get hype for no more spoilers.

>>85045665
They voice the Diamond's song. It's "Do The Evolution."

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>>85045685
2:15 am here
dingo releases em 1pm or 2 pm EST usually

>>85045643
Why would they?

Her weapon is a fucking hat. That is immeasurably lame. Like super-duper lame. It's a FUCKING HAT.

>>85045659
I hope you're not getting sued or something, that wouldn't be cool, bruh.
I'd rather have you than the leaks.

>>85045699
oh no, 2min previews and screenies are fine. it's full episodes that havent went up yet.

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Does anyone remember the flockmod room?

>>85045643
It's less that they don't see Jasper as a threat and more that she's nowhere near as big a threat without Homeworld backing her up. Remember when Peridot first showed up and the Gems were afraid of her? They can beat Jasper, she's just one Gem. It's the Diamonds(who probably could stomp them by themselves) and the Gempire as a whole that keeps them up at night.

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>>85045455
>nose
*sniff*
>motivated by ideology

>>85045665
garnet punch the spaghetti

>>85045665

>pearl thinks it's a band about pearls
>listens to their music
>she gets horrified

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>>85045729
fuck I meant this image

>>85045715
But I thought it's always uploaded around 5-6 hours before the US airing?

>>85045643
She's stuck and will probably do rasher and rasher things

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>>85045715
You can get full episodes this early in advance?

>>85045706
Have you seen Goldfinger?

>>85045715
Ah damn, really? I would vastly prefer new episodes leaking a few hours early to previews and screenshots.

>>85045715
Maybe you should just stop leaking altogether you UGGO RETARDO

>>85045722
skycow.us/sug

So, we can all conclude that townie-only episodes were a big waste of our time

If I wanted to watch problems, I'd rather see it from a blue colored woman instead of Lars or Sadie

>>85045726
Jasper is buzzing bee and a cakewalk to them.
Which must only infuriate her more

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>>85045747
that nigger does it everytime, and teases us
i love you dingo uwu

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>>85045770
Interests without meaning? Solutions without problems?

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>>85045770
It's way too early to say that, however.
If the townies don't end up being useful i'm pretty sure all of /sug/ would agree those episodes were a waste of time.

>>85045633
Will Peridot ever get a star logo instead of a diamond?

>>85045844
yes

>>85045823
I mean, episodes like the New Lards and even Kiki's Delivery Service do have it's moments

It's not the same without the aliens

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>SU episode
>written by alan moore

what happens

>>85045844
confirmed at Supercon she will

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>>85045823
>>85045770
>not liking the slice of life episodes

>>85045729
Would people take Zizek more seriously if he wasn't the "after" picture on an anti-meth ad?

>>85045368
I'm 100% sure she is cosplaying who I think she is cosplaying.

It's Panty.

>>85045866
Somebody gets raped.

>>85045645
whoever she is, i doubt she's a fusion. every fusion is voiced by a professional musician/vocalist apart from malachite (no unique voice) and alexandrite (maybe bc she's a tri-fusion or bc she struggles to stay together), and smoky quartz is voice by natasha lyonne, who is not a musician or vocalist.

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>>85045866
who?

>>85045866
RAPE

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I like the idea of old operator PMC doug (desu rea life PMC look like 'dads' ) and gave connie the backpack and gear.

Anyone has that greentext story of steven bringing gem monster to the maheshwarens and doug calming the misses down, i never saved it from the archive.

>>85045770
>>85045823
how did you even get to the latest episode, through all those cursed "townie episodes"?
>>85045729
>>85045736
fucking golden

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>SU episode
>written by David Beinoff and D. B. Weiss

how bad?

>>85045265

>Bubbled

Steven and the crystal gems are forced to hunt down Amethyst after she becames corrupted in the aftermath of the fight with Yellow Diamond.

>The Kindergarten Kid

Pearl and Garnet tell Steven the story of how they found Amethyst after the war.

>Know Your Fusion

We learn that fusion may be the key to restoring corrupted gems.

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>>85045876
I do, but the other half of the show is far more interesting desu.

Centipeetle was so good when it first aired, it gave us background on the corruption that happened and gave some heavy feels.

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>>85045518
Sorry it took so long I was laughing at the picture you sent me way too hard

I hope I did it justice

>>85045823
Every townie episode is for steven power discovery and development time or flashback exposition i swear to fucking god

>>85045341
>>85045368
>>85045884

FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAAAAAAAAAY

>>85045633
Dear god no. I want Lapis to be Steven's Pearl, totally over the top for him.

>>85045895
It might be a semi-permanate fusion, or one that will apper with a speaking roll at a later date, so that way they won't have to worry about flagging down a busy musician when they need to record more lines

>>85045908
whooooooa there pal, those sound waaay too good to be in the same week.

>>85045939
What? No, Peridot is Steven's Pearl, obviously.

Alright, /sug/, what do you think the inevitable Homeworld Invasion episode should be titled? Personally, I'm in favour of The Gempire Strikes Back, just for pun.

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>>85045926
You did, thanks mate.

>>85045958
Not this season.

>>85045518
https://youtu.be/1k_QSh0j0Nk

>>85045958
Space Train to the Cosmos

>>85045958
Returning Home(world)

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isn't it?

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>>85045341
>>85045368
yes
artist of said pics, want to do more Janey but dont know who to cosplay as, shoot me a request

>>85045958
Steven vs Universe

>>85045958
"Rave it for Later"

All good episodes need ruse cruise titles

>>85045955
>Just let me do this for you!
>Lapis isn't Steven's Pearl.

Peridot is Steven's Amethyst.

>>85045882
When he was slightly less strange he got a lot of votes in Slovenia's 1990 election, so maybe.

But I think he'd also be taken more seriously if he didn't try to inject Fight Club and the Matrix into his discussions. And I say that as a huge fan of Zizek.

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>>85045958
The Suicide Pact

>>85045958

Escape from beach city

Garnet calmly talking to Jasper about fusion when?

>>85046000
do >>85045165 but jane
pls

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>SU episode
>written by Andrew Hussie

What happens?

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>>85046010
Fuck, you got me there

>>85046024
When garnet owns up to her own reality as a co-dependent fusion.

>>85046000
koala princess, obviously

>>85046024
know your fusion

>>85046000
As Koala Princess of course.
I don't have a pic here.

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>>85045979
Wew lad

>>85046030
who?

>>85045715
It's okay I still love you dingo-kun

>>85046064
You know, the Undertale guy.

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>>85045937

>SU crosses over with panty and stocking

what happens ?

>>85045866
>Morrison writes the finale of SU

What happens?

>>85046000
Post her after a big meal and her belly burst out of the suit.

>>85046034
so never, then?

>Rebecca Sugar makes an episode of SU

What happens?

>>85046087
What is wrong with you

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>>85046000
Try doing her cosplaying Yoko.

>>85045958
We Happy Few

Steven giving a variation on the St Crispin's Day speech would be electrifying.

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>>85046076
??????????
im sure that isnt him

>>85046101
she shatters herself after the faggot leaks it

>>85046077
Sex to perform fusion

>>85045229
Does this or does this not involve a giant naked pearl?

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>>85046103
I like big guts.

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>>85045530
He needs an adult

>>85046125
Get in the fusion Steven!

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>>85046077
idk what the majority of the episode would be but there would be a B plot or at least a scene with: Panty aggressively pursuing Lars

>>85046137

do you like ripping and tearing them ?

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>Old friend gives him a check for $10 million
>Doesn't invest it
>Doesn't use it to buy a house
>Doesn't even use it to buy a better van to live in
>Instead spends it on overpriced hotels,suits,dinners and fucking boat rentals.

Jesus, no wonder Marty didn't want to give him the money, Greg is horrible with it.

>>85046030
He introduces two dozen unnecessary side characters and makes amethyst and garnet into nonstop racist joke machines

>>85046076
Toby "Radiation" Fox?

>>85046164

would stocking also be pursing lars since he works at the doughnut shop

>>85046030
Steven fucks a horse.

>>85046171
kek

>>85046010
>Peridot is Steven's Amethyst.
What? How?
And what does that make Amethyst?

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>>85046173
It's not like there's a good house in beach city anyway but jesus Greg is going full retard with the money

>>85045028
Are you new to this show? Many episodes just get shit like "Steven enjoys a new snack".

>>85046171
I like clothes bursting, not bellys.

>>85046191
Rose was basically Amethyst's mother, the one who had to teach the newly formed Amethyst the basics, and help her grasp her abilities etc.

Steven is teaching the newly reformed Peridot the basics, helping her grasp her abilities etc. Except Peridot is more like a little sister?

>>85046186
They start fighting over Lars in a cold open, then the CGs see them summon their weapons and they think P&S are gems. They fight or something. Then something lewd happens, maybe with Greg. Steven finally decides they're not worth making friends because they just act *that* nasty and mean for the whole episode. End.

>>85046080
Steven fuses with the entire universe, creating a self-aware transcendental being.

Then Morrison fucks the Steven-Universe

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>>85046050
>>85045979
> mfw he synched the mouth flaps

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>>85046171
guts?

>>85045748
You mean the one with Odd Job? The guy whose hat was a PROJECTILE?!

Lapis will never get too friendly with the CGs because of her power level

Character relevancy level
>Steven
>Pearl
>Garnet
>Amethyst
>Greg
>Peridot
>Connie
>Lapis
>Stevonnie
>Ruby/Sapphire
>Jasper

>>85046150
This is all I ever wanted. Thanks

>>85045028
Super Watermelon Island was just "We finally see the watermelon Stevens are up to" or some shit like that.

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>>85044951
but that's not Lapis

>>85046194
Maybe, but at least he's keeping his day job for when it all runs out... right?

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I WAS WAITING A FUCKING YEAR FOR CENTIPEETLE TO COME BACK AND BECOME A CRYSTAL GEM AND THE WRITERS TAKE MY DREAM AND SHATTER IT

>>85046137
Doomguy pls

>>85046266
No problem anon :D

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>>85046264
>Ruby and Sapphire
>Lower then Stevonnie
>Lower then GREG

Gonna laugh at you when they come back with a vengeance.

>>85046299
She'll be back, bruv.
I feel your pain though. Maybe one day...

>>85046299
Maybe next year Anon, maybe next year...

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>>85046299
> Steven has prime motivation to discover the history of the Gem War
> Has to find out about gem corruption to save Peetle
> Warm and fuzzy at end of season: Peetle is a fully cured gem

>>85046312
>garnet
>willingly unfusing
>save for the once in a millennia situation of Ruby infiltration
C O - D E P E N D E N C E

Today we will see Jasper episode without Lapis FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE SHOW.

How she will manage without her waifu?

>>85046358
That's why they are certainly higher then Stevonnie, there are actually more reasons and chances for them to unfuse then for Stevonnie to be formed.

>>85046358
>a sapphire squad comes to earth
>granite unfuses
>sapphire joins and spies on them
>they end up playing ice hockey

>>85045323
Isn't Venom excatly like Malachite though?
>symbiote imprisoned and released by Spider-Man
>feels betrayed and bonds with a brute lusting for power and to destroy Spider-Man (Brock)
>both exist in an unstable relationship based on anger
>the symbiote still loves Spider-Man but also loves and misses Brock just as Brock loves and misses its power

>>85046359
>Steven has a brief flashback about Lapis just because

>>85046390
>he doesn't know that after being wrong and fusing with ruby and defecting that all other sapphires were shattered and no new ones made

Lmao

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>>85045449
You shitlord

>>85046409
BD never was going to shatter Sapphire dumb dumb

Just pissed at Ruby for defiling a member of her high court

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>>85046409
>Kill off rare and valuable gems because one of them defected
---> >>85046427

>>85046413
We need to remove this and all other insults from our vocabulary here. The only insult we need is UGGO RETARDO.

>>85046137
and you cannot lie?

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>>85046077

probably end in stocking eating everything at the big doughnut and panty fucking every male in town and then panty dies because of the great murdercock

also scanty and kneesocks befriend peridot

>>85046454
>Get rid of nigger
G O O D
L U C K

>>85046383
I'll believe it when I see it
Stevonnie has begun to fight.

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Reasons Lapis is worst gem:

>Doesn't know what she wants.
>Moody as shit all the time for no reason.
>Terrible decision making under pressure, like impressively bad.
>Low-key sadist.

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hi there /sug/ what did I miss today? I was enjoying the hell out of Banjo-Kazooie 3 Yooka-Layle's pre-alpha.

>>85046454
how about furryfaggot? i like that one

http://youtu.be/ya5SWyxH5ro

>>85046474
There is nothing wrong with being a dominatrix

>>85046466
> Scanty and Kneesocks can't invade the temple because of the sign.
https://youtu.be/J548XM9-jKU

>>85046474
>Low-key sadist.

But that's a reason she's best gem.

>>85046477
>Playing the future Mighty No. 9

have fun being inevitably disappointed friendo.

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progress

>>85046477
All you missed was bullshit and spoilers

>>85046359
How long til the new episode anyway?

>>85046359
Not great, considering she's reduced to dealing with corrupted gems.

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>>85046485
I'm laughing so hard but im also sad at the same time i dont know how to feel right now please help

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>>85046511
My fucking dick

>>85046474
>tfw all those traits describe me

Damn I'm a fuck up.

>>85046528
is limp as fuck thanks to that

hey /sug/
I'm making a video
I'll give you a hint
Discovery Channel

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>>85046511
o-oh my stars...

>>85046537
>he doesn't like canon Jasper
I want fake /freaks/ to leave

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>>85046511
Still wondering if Visual Novel Anon is still around

>>85045378
I find it interesting that you think that mild little Steven is the dom in that relationship!

>>85046540
Do like they do on the discovery channel

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>>85046549
You will have better luck curing cancer.

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>>85046537
Her toothy grins creep me the fuck out

I can see the show poking fun at how unsettling she looks when she smiles if she gets reformed and is trying to make a good impression

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>>85046511

>"We need something hard enough to crack Yellow Diamond. Quick Greg! Whip out your dick!"

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>>85046485
God damn, crying Peetle just hurts my fucking soul. Why does it have to be like this.

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>>85046569
Fucking GOLD!

>>85046569
I love how Laps just has this "Well shit" expression at the end.

>>85046474
>Ruins family boating outings.
>Holds grudges towards redeemed villains.

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>>85046549
I liked Jasper from her appearance in the show, but there are certain things you can only accomplish off-model.

>>85046569
Send the Ruby Squad, my sides are gone.

Requesting Greg fused with his van

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>>85046569
The many faces of Jasper the jasper
Mostly rape

Which has its own charm

>>85045105
It's official. Freaks are tentatively putting down the noose, but remain on suicide watch until further notice. More at 11.

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>>85046563
more thicc jasper

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>>85046589
>>85046592
>>85046604
I didn't realize I had used the wrong gif until it was too late

But fuck it man, that gif is just too good. Accident or not I'm glad I posted it.

>>85046610
Stop calling Jasper the rapist. She was in Lapis' underwater rape dungeon for months and it turned her into a masochist. Now she can't survive with lapis' it's SICK.

>>85045643
Team Ruby could be willing fusion fodder for Jasper. Fusing with Lapis gave her the power to level earth with a tsunami built up of the entire planet's water, so fusing with 5 Rubies could give her enough firepower to blanket the earth in lava.

>>85046569
>I can see the show poking fun at how unsettling she looks when she smiles if she gets reformed and is trying to make a good impression
>Steven introduces her to his human friends
>Jenny: So, like, what can she do?
>Steven: What do you mean?
>Buck: Don't each of your super moms have a special ability. Like knives and whips and awesome specs?
>Steven: Oh. Jaspere here's real strong and can punch stuff.
>Sour Cream: Doesn't Garnet all ready do that?
>Cool Kids keep pointing out how increasingly redundant Steven is making her sound
>Jasper's smile gets wider and more strained.

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>>85046603
Yes like erections

>>85046635
Okay

>>85046635
That smile does things to me. I don't understand why.
>>85046636
Malachite a cute. A CUTE!

>>85046610
Honestly when she's not baring her teeth all that much her smiles look cute in a funny sort of way

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>>85046665
Yes

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>>85046647
Oh shuddup

Rapeface =/= definitely a rapist

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>>85046663
Are we doing it? Is it Jasper pinup time? Hooray for Jasper! ;_;

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>>85046000
>>85046087
yes pls

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Jasper sucks.

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>>85046689
Its always time

>>85046700
my dick :D

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>>85046665
>>85046673
Yes

>>85046662
Poor cheeto puff

Someone please draw this

>>85046653
Lapis ALREADY had that kind of power.

Rubies are shit-tier disposable gems

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#HOPALFOROPAL

>>85045006

>Johnny Test Artstyle.

Please return to the hell pit your came from.

>>85046610
>That bottom row

>Wha?
>Hmm
>fffffffffffff
>hmm
>Eh
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

It's like she's seen something confusing, hates it, thinks it over, starts to like it, but then she hates it again.

>>85045866
In all honesty he'd probably write a story about Greg and Rose which ends with her turning into a bunch of tentacles and anally stimulating Greg while he talks about how it makes him feel.

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>>85046714
Would you snuggle with your own personal mind-breaking rape monster?

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>>85046721
#HOPAL4OPAL

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>>85046663
>(large)
You're god damn right
>>85046686
Sorry I can get defensive sometimes.
>>85046704
Hell yeah.

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>>85046738
I would snuggle with Alex. Mala can fuck off desu shes only cute from a distance

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ACORDING TO MY RESEARCH I AM "BEST GEM". WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

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>>85046756
You some kinda fag-lord?

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>>85046757
it means you either do :3 mouth or GTFO

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>>85046610
Her head looks like a thumb