Kanker Thread

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Okay confession time

I only made this thread to drop some writefaggotry I did for a thread on /v/ that got nuked before I could deliver. Hope the guy who wanted it comes here.

http://pastebin.com/TgkkLXM4It's kinda weird and involves pubes and armpits and musk

>>85042965
Normalfag = MarieEdd
Plebian = KevEdd
Patrician = EddyEdd

>>85042965
Trying to piggyback off the Jenny thread, eh?

>>85043399
No?
See >>85043078

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>>85043078
What the actual fuck.

Marie next.

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Lee is my favorite.

>>85043570
This.

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>>85043078

>>85043078
Oh hey, you were that anon in the Ed Edd & Eddy Online thread earlier today.

>>85043376
Normalfag = MarieEdd
Patrician = NazzEdd
Cosmopolitan = NazzMarieEdd

Let's conduct a little study. Post:

1. Your favorite Kanker.

2. Your main kink.

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>>85043376
>>85047491
Endgame: May/Edd

>>85047499
>1. Your favorite Kanker.
Marie.

>2. Your main kink.
It's hard to choose one. Feet, I suppose. Soles specifically.

pls no bully

>>85043376
>>85047491
>>85047509
best ship is clearly Edd/Harem(consisting of all three Kankers, Nazz, and Sarah)

>forget which one is which
>remind myself by mentally replaying that "flip me over I'm getting crispy" scene

>>85047554
haha wow look at this loser...

>>85047598
>now realizing how BSDM and rapey that is.

wow

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>>85047629

>>85047639
it's alright anon, i have much the same preferences

>>85047499
1.) Marie in the actual show, in fan works often either May or Lee

2.) honestly so many things compete for Main Kink, but I'd have to say Hyper is near the top in most of it's forms

>>85047812
>>85047829
anyone else develop a liking of big plump lipstick covered lips due to scenes like this?

>>85047499
>Favorite Kanker
Marie

>Main kink
School girl dress, pubes, choking

How old are the Kankers

>>85048242
13 i guess.

>>85043078
>page removed

>>85042965
I'm a Mariefag and I agree with this ranking.

>>85047499
>Marie
>Cum and everything involving it.

>>85047499
>May
>Futa

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>>85047499
Nice try NCA.

>>85048832
no it hasn't

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>>85043078
>femdom
>odor
>armpits

>>85047472
That I was

>>85043570
Well I don't wanna do the same thing again with a different girl. Gimme a different kink to work with

>>85050859
May
drooling

>>85047499
1)Marie
2)Anal

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CHICKEN LASER ARMPITS

>>85042965
Why'd they make Marie a runway model compared to the other two?

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>>85047499
1. Marie
2. Impregnation, Harems, Choking.

>>85051742
>Impregnation
>Choking

Ma nigga

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>>85047812
>>85047829
> Pure, unadulterated, dick sucking lips.

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Thread needs more of best girl.

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Would you?

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>>85052145
>dat pube

>>85047499

Marie

Fem-Dom

>>85052145
whoa

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>>85052145

Bump, mofos.

>>85052497
WOULD I?

>>85047466
Best kanker

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>>85047636
>exaggerated slapstick gag
>lol so BDSM so rapey

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I wanna sniff May's toes!

>>85042965
>>85043376

>No love for May
Realtalk, May's the least evil of the three. She's dumb but sweet. Lee and Marie strike me as controlling and miserable to be around.

>>85055984
>and miserable to be around.

Unless you're into that.

>>85056060
Who the fuck is into being miserable?

>>85056344
I mean into their dominating personalities so you're not miserable, you goon

>>85052445
Does Eddy let her call him Skipper?
Then again even if it bugs him she probably does it to see his manlet rage.

>>85048242

They're trailer trash kids

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>>85052497
I would be their cute and lovable but stern dad

Alright screw it.

Give me some Kanker cheesecake/smut requests and I might draw it later.

>>85062277
Marie topless and licking her nipple

>>85062277
Short comic
Its Double D's birthday
He receives a box on his doorstep without any notice.
Inside is *Kanker of your choice* in a revealing bikini, with lotion in hand and a rose in teeth.

Scene and theme as you see fit.

>>85062901
Could it be a sling bikini?

>>85063223
Scene and theme as you see fit.

Also I'm too lazy to enlighten myself with a quick google-fu to learn what a sling bikini is. I'll trust your fashion knowledge.

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>>85055946

>>85043376
top tier: shipping is for fags
shit: having ships

>>85065828
Does vampire meerkat still make stuff? Seems like she'd grow out of it by now.

>>85065912
still at it

>>85043376
Eddy/Edd
Shoo shoo go away Rebecca

>>85050310
....sauce?

>>85066304
oh cool
>check her da
>undertail humanizations
disappointed but not surprised

>>85042965
I never considered how cool Lee is as a villain until recently. In terms of threat level, she makes her sisters entirely redundant. She's the strongest, smartest, and most driven of the three, but the benefit of the other two, which only makes Lee herself scarier, is that she has a couple of lackeys who are pretty threatening too and totally devoted to her and each other, and look to her for guidance. Lee is why the Kankers are so threatening. She's not just Best Kanker, she's Quintessential Kanker.

>>85048242
They're around the Eds' ages and aren't triplets as far as I can tell (unless their three dads all wrote letters to the stork on the same night), so I'm around 12-13. I always assumed May, Marie, and Lee were 11, 12 and 13 respectively.

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>>85064446

Dem jawbreakers...

>>85066906
She looks like a ginger Stockard Channing.

>>85047499
1) umm lee.
2) knee seock, the higher the better...

>>85048242
>>85048493
>>85066783
They're around ~12-14 in the show, but the fanart of them usually ages them up, so it's ok

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>>85067093
>usually ages them up, so it's ok
Where do you think you are?

>>85067140
/v/-lite

>>85047499
1) May
2) Big hips and ass

I remember a fic on wwoec with Kankers/Eds

I can't find it anymore

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>>85047499
1. May
2. Big tits, pregnant, lactation

>>85047499
1- Lee
2- Ahegao/heart pupils

So what's under Edd's hat?

I like the long hair theory, him being bald is boring.

>>85067668
>I like the long hair theory
same

>>85067668
A small hairless patch with a nipple on it.

>>85067668
>>85067742
I don't get the long hair theory. Why would people react to that with sock and awe? Why would they say "did it hurt?"

>>85067803
Well Edd pulled a hair pin out of the hat once. Maybe he's never had his hair cut and it's all pinned down inside his hat. Would probably look nasty.

>>85067959
I assume he just keeps stuff in his hat. He'd just get a haircut if he hated his long hair enough to cover it 24/7.

>>85067668
I always assumed he had a brutal scar or bump.

>>85052682
This

>>85068336
>Eddy's hair is made of flesh

Wut

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>>85067668
Another dick. They don't call him "Double-D" for nothing.

>>85068493
I saw it

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>>85068401
she's one of these

>>85047499
1) Marie, with Lee in a very close second

2) Smoking

>>85070609
Heck
Yes

but no one is asking the real questions here

what would sex with each Kanker be like? what would they be into?

>>85071581
According to the show. Hardcore sadistic torture rape.

>>85071581
May's toothy blowjobs would probably result in her chewing your schlort off.

Lee would probably bully your unsatisfactory performance and use your clothes to mop up whatever mess the two of you made that night.

Marie would ride you like a horse until your testicles start whistling "O Come All Ye Faithful".

>>85047499
1.It used to be Marie and to be honest I still find her the most attractive, but I'm leaning more Lee lately.
2. Atypical femdom. A girl torturing or dominating a boy using methods other than typical stuff like whips or strapons.

>>85047598
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this the only time a Kanker kisses an Edd on screen?

>>85072285
No, see >>85066591
They kiss them on the lips quite a lot. Even in one of those "Cartoon Cartoon" era commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjdgCsxXpA

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>>85072924
That's not actually a kiss though. Marie is puckering her lips and pulling Double D in front of her. Even though it looks like it in this still frame they have actually not made lip contact.

>>85047499
1. Marie

2. Cuddling and oral sex.

>>85073030
Oh, ok then, didn't noticed. But the commercial I'd call as one and I'm sure there were at least one more in the show iirc.

>>85043078
>This page has been removed

RE UPLOAD IT YOU BASTARDS.

>>85073529
Re-copy the link. Same thing happened to me.

>>85073555
Oh, I'm retarded, the "It's" got added to the URL somehow.

Excellent work.

>>85047598
>>85047812
>>85047829
>>85066062
>>85066591
>>85070609
>>85073030
>>85072924

>This is where my DSL fetish came from

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>>85073831
>tfw thought you were talking about internet for a second there

>>85073831
>>85047845
>>85052089
I've had a pure kissing fetish from this and poison ivy. Especially with lipstick.

>>85074801
MOAR!!!

is there a whole set of the other characters?

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>>85074801
Do you still like Marie after it's been confirmed that she will end up fat?

>>85047499
Marie.
Rape.

>>85074888
Where? And fat doesn't necessarily mean morbidly obese, Meerkat. But then again she is trailer trash.

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>>85075019
There was a deleted scene in the episode where the edds were old and Marie was fat

>>85052682
this

>>85075063
Probably let herself go since she was getting old anyway. I'd make 9 chubby, 10 fat, and leave 11 obese.

>>85068336
What!.. What the fuck!?

>>85074888
She gets fat when shes old

Pretty much all sex appeal dies when you are wrinkles old fart

>>85067668
A very bad injury.

>recalls one of the characters asking if it hurt during one of the 'Edd loses his hat' scenes

>>85067668
Danny Antonucci said it was to hide a dodgeball accident, so likely a scar or something. It was gonna get a proper reveal in the movie, but was scrapped for time.

>>85074888
I'd still let third from the right jump my bones

just sayin'

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Fresh Lee Kanker for you guys.

>>85075287
Can we get a marie next?

>>85047499
1. Was once Marie, but shifted to May
2. Genderswap/r63, with a minor in slowbuild romance

>>85047499
1. Marie
2. hair and body odor

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Another reminder that Lee is best kanker

>>85075477

yes i love how much more direct/forceful she is compared to the other two

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>>85075366

>>85075573
You are doing gods work anon

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Reminder that Lee was supposed to kiss jimmy in big picture show but the network thought that it went too far

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>>85075691

>>85075691
Why would she even do that

>>85075691
It's fine as just a wet willie with sarah.
that gave me the weirdest and hardest boner.

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>>85075817
>Had to go make a gif of that

>>85075942

ear rape

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would this be allowed today?

>>85075942
>that little wiggle in the middle
It's the little things.

>>85047499
May, or Marie.

Brainwashing/Hypnosis/Mind Control.

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>>85075573

>>85075477
Marie is best

>>85051568
My nigga

>>85078128
Kek

>>85047499
Marie

Yandere, Goth and/or Emo (looking), Deepthroats and Oral, The act of fucking a cum (yours not someone elses) filled vagina (don't know the exact term), jizzing the girl's body (and possibly continue fucking her afterwards).

>>85047837

totally missed the part where she RAPED HIM in his shower.

we just miss shit when were kids

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>>85075691
Well that's hilarious, but for what context?

>>85047499
1. Marie, I remember her being one of my earliest childhood crushes.

2. ...Chubby wubby shit, any body got overweight Marie fanart? Not morbid obese, just pleasently plump. She would make a fantastic teddy bear

>>85043078
>Missing the fetish from the May fapfic
What a shame.

>>85047499
Lee.
Futa on male.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10896416
http://www.strawpoll.me/10896417

>>85047466
Any idea who the artist is?

>>85082201
Looks like herny.

>>85081586
>>85075783
Lee was pretending Jimmy was her boyfriend once the kankers found him under their laundry

>>85082213
It is, he came to these threads once

I want to get pegged by Lee.

>>85084732
>incorrectly timing your dodge in Mario & Luigi

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>>85075942

>>85051173
>Marie will never be your aggressive shotacon schoolteacher who snatches you up right at the dawn of puberty

>>85086313
> Mindfucked.png

>>85047499
Now which fetish would you have your favorite kanker perform on you that you would never normally consider?

>>85086313
Whoever did this, you're a saint and I will certainly far to this when I get home.

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>>85084893
Saved it as that file name. Thanks.

>>85071886
>Lee would probably bully your unsatisfactory performance and use your clothes to mop up whatever mess the two of you made that night.
Fuck.

Marie doesn't have nearly enough cheesecake.

>>85091974
Are you kidding me? Lee and May deserve much more.

>>85047499
>May
>Rape

i like how kanker means cancer in dutch and is a commen swear word

>>85092875
common* im retarded

>>85067093

>aging up
>not a cop out for cowards

>>85043078
pretty great stuff regardless.

>>85043078
The level of detail both disgusted and impressed me. Not a fetish I have (or want after reading this) but I do love a well-written piece. Good job.

>>85047499
Lee
Femdom

>>85079706
Imagine if he wasn't still wearing his pajamas at the time, THEN it would get rapey.

>>85073831
>DSL
dick sucking lips?

>>85068404
this.

>>85082147
I'm very satisfied with these results.

>>85071886
>Lee would probably bully your unsatisfactory performance and use your clothes to mop up whatever mess the two of you made that night
Damn that's nice

>>85094242
You know, that actually means a lot to me. Sometimes I worry that people only read my stuff because it's their fetish or they can fap to it. But the idea that it disgusted you and you still found it well written?

You made me smile

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>>85084732
>touchy feely 101

This is rape right?

>>85051739
Lee actually isn't too bad looking in OP's gif either

>>85065912
She still makes EEnE art but most of it is shitty genderswaps.

>>85047499
marie
dark skin mamas

>>85096471
This gif is actually kinda cute

>>85047499
Marie
Feet, tits, farts, girls who look cute but kick your ass
I have problems

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>>85098853
>farts
>girls who look cute but kick your ass

Patrician taste, amigo

>>85056344
>dat question
where do you think you are?

>>85047499
May

Rape

>>85052145
damn

>>85074888
How you know she would age to be fat? Where has been confirmed?

>>85097596
Aw, you're making me blush. You're very welcome. I do hope you consider typing up more stuff.

>>85076099
Why wouldn't be?

>>85098908
What kind of desperate people need to say shit like this to feel validated

>>85100351
where the fuck do you think you are? god damn it

>>85043078
Good fic man, not my usual fetishes but it was written pretty well.

>>85101350
tumblr-lite apparently.

>>85101537
close, a redditor
now fuck off

>>85101609
you're a redditor? that's fine i guess man but not the sort of thing you should be admitting here.

>>85101720
Yeah, I guess you are right, it's just a lot of anons posted what are their fetishes in this thread so IDK why I couldn't.

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>>85102144
kek, i like you anon

>>85102399
But you are right thou, I have pleb taste on fetishes.

>>85068336
This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen on this site. Fucking awful

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bump

>>85097633
>he didnt take TouchyFeely 101 in school

>>85075175
did he stop pussyfooting around

>>85047845
I think everyone did plus other fetishes

>>85065912
>DeviantArt
God i wish she moved to tumblr or something

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>>85082147
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10896417
I didn't expect I needed to answer question

>>85066900
How many licks does it take to make them all melty?

>>85110692
Nothing wrong with using DA. No worse than tumblr, anyway.

>>85047837

Oh... my... god... I never realized this as a kid.

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>>85075942
>>85086313
Fuuuuck.


New fetish unlocked.

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Would you a kanker shark?

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would you lick Lee's feet?

>>85113769
>>85115018
>>85115030
>>85115043
>>85115053
>>85115069
nice variety

>>85117113
Kanker feet in general

>>85117113
>finding something attractive that looks like it was drawn by a tumblrite

/co/ really has gone to shit.

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>>85117596
what the fuck are you even trying to say right now

>>85052682
>Double D is posting in this thread

>>85043376
fuxk off Rebecca

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>>85117658
YOU.
ARE.
SHIT.

>>85047499
1. Marie
2. /ss/

>>85065906
I like this.

>>85050859
Marie.
When you nut but she keep sucking.

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>>85119202
> When you nut but she keep sucking.
> Sucks so good you bust a nut harder than before.

>>85120956
I'm diggin the guns on your Lee, Yoto.

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>>85054660

>>85047598
someone who can animate should make her coming on and off his dick.

>>85123481
agreed

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This thread is not allowed to die.

>>85128261
There's nothing more to discuss. Let it die, anon.

>>85100351
>>85101537
>>85101720
>>85102399
go fuck yourself retard

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>>85047486

>>85052145
artist?

>>85130559
>still mad
people do tend to hide their insecurities with aggression.

>>85130559
What? I am not
>>85101609
>>85102144
I am >>85101350 you retard

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Someone just make a EEnE game already

>>85134397
Pretty sure Eddy's hair isn't supposed to work that way.

>>85075817
>>85075942
>>85076108
>>85086313
>>85112212
Ok first who's hand is that? And can some writefag or anyone write this fetish with Sarah and whoever's hand that belongs to?