Every day, we stray further and further from God's light
>>85040502
I love how in 5 movies they haven't changed the box art for the female wolf
My sister was obsessed with these movies. REALLY obsessed. She even made her own wolf fursona and I'm pretty sure she regularly schlicked to Humphrey.
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>>85040502
How in the hell did they get funds for five movies?
>>85040599
Oh shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>85040599
they found thats as sexy as that dog could get. No 50 dollar artist could do better.
>>85040601
They farm the animation out to India, so it's cheaper than usual.
>>85040581
Fucking wolfaboos.
Has anyone ever figured out what it is that makes so many people sexually attracted to Disney animals and cartoon animals in general, particularly mammals, without (in theory) being dog fuckers themselves? How do kids get crushes on lions and shit? Is it something about the eyes?
>>85040716
human tendency to empathize and personify non human things, combined with the animals doing human body language/audio cues while still awakening sexually.
also humans are perverts. i'm pretty sure I read somewhere it's very common for young girls to get crushes on their horse if they had one.
The new one with the dinosaurs at least had to make new models because dinosaurs. So that had to cost them a lil bit.
>>85040599
>Accidentally read Dino Digs as Dino Dicks
>MFW
>>85040545
If it ain't broke.....
>>85040599
I'd pay to watch Alpha and Omega: Dino Dicks
There's a trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acZcocrWyYg
>>85040599
>The Goose is Loose
>Grrrrrl Power
>He'll Quack You Up
We deserve everything that happens to us. I'm hoping for asteroids.
>>85041177
>the sound when he enters the caribou
I'll still argue the first movie wasn't that bad, even if every sequel is radioactive dogshit.
But that happens to the best of 'em, and this didn't exactly qualify in the first place. Can't blame them I guess.
Don't watch this video or read the comments.
https://youtu.be/PUkdjXfQnC4
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>>85040599
Help. The female wolf is giving me the bedroom eyes.
>>85042232
I made this real quick.
>>85040599
I thought there was only five. There's fucking seven!? Sweet Jesus
>all the comments on YouTube defending this shit
>every one is just barely avoiding the fact they just masturbate to it
>>85040681
>wolfaboos
I hate these people more than average furries. I can't even find wolves cool like I used to.
>>85042232
I was planning on having a good day tomorrow. Going to start my new job, finalize renting an apartment.
After seeing this, I think I'm just going to end it all tonight. Almost 23 years-not a bad run.
>>85042360
It makes it so much better because "Opal Shade" is a fan and they put this clip up. So they're an atheist furry. Stereotypes exist for a reason kids
>>85042387
There are only five. #4 is on there twice, and 3-D is just #1 in 3D
>>85042552
Why not go out shooting up a furry convention? Suicide by Cop
>>85042360
>opal shade
Fuck that human garbage.
>>85042625
I'm afraid of giving them the satisfaction of being martyrs for a cause.
Withe the liberal media these days, anyone and everyone who dies 'didn't deserve it' and only furthers their cause.
>Source: people who actually sympathize with Palastine
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>>85040599
>the girl wolf has the same pose in all the posters
>>85042682
>Siding with Israel
Oh my dear boy. The entire middle east should be turned to glass
>>85042689
Why spend money on new art?
>>85042473
Wolves were never cool, they're just shitty weak scavangers
>>85040599
Trying this hard to get the furries attention. Have there been any victims that saw the movie yet? Any word on how bad it is?
>>85040502
I actually saw a copy of one of these at a person's house the other day. For anyone wondering, they're a Mexican Mennonite family.
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>>85040545
Wait what. How many movies were there of this shit?
>>85043654
There's like five of them on Netflix, even a Halloween themed one that isn't on that chart. Oddly enough they have 2 and 3 but not the first one. I've always wanted to get really high and watch one of them but I haven't done it yet.
>>85040599
Why. Dear god why.
Also
>Alpha and Omega in 3D (In theaters everywhere)
Did it actually come out in theaters? Is it a different movie from Alpha and Omega 3?
>>85040601
Probably money laundering
>>85040599
Wait, where's Legend of Sawtooth Cave?
>>85043850
>>85040601
Apparently they're super popular in Latin America.
>>85043654
Even furries detest it to the point they havent made porn of it in a meaningful quantity.
It has a following somewhere, though.
>>85042232
What the fuck
>>85040581
Egoraptor is irresistible to women. Even as a wolf.
Judging from YouTube comments, the zoophiles like it.
>>85042232
>That one guy that commented on this originally 2 years ago
>Is still replying to people to this day
>>85042360
Submitted by Opal Shade, the atheist brony with an edgy OC
>Hungry Like The Wolf got wasted on this shit
It fucking HURTS.
>>85042360
I bet she feels real smug about that comment. Turns out this movie series is actually story of Job style punishment to see if we will keep the faith. She dun failed, hard.
>>85040599
>The movie is about a wolf with mental problems that falls in love with a carboard cutout of a wolf. In his delusion he kidnaps other wolves family to form his own. No one dares tell him his life is a lie
>>85040599
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Coming soon Christmas 2016
Prepare to Furezee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWPczSPNLF4
>A wiki exists
Is there any franchise without dedicated wikis?
http://alphaandomegafilm.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_and_Omega_Wiki
>>85040599
Every fucking movie. Every single fucking movie where this bitch stars in she just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas?
>>85042360
>>85042593
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>>85044577
For some reason I first read the Opal Shade comment as them originally being a fan when they put the video up, but after the nonstop stream of Alpha & Omega movies and furries of all sorts leaving their depraved fantasies in the comments, they've come to regret their decision to make this video and put it up. It only remains as a monument to their own stupidity and innocence.
Or I'm just fucking insane and thinking too much about wolfaboo shit, either or.
>>85044052
No theyre not
>>85044959
Jack off.
>>85044858
how does the animation get worse after 7 movies.
why are the children talking like adults.
why is the tiny one so fucked up.
why do half the sound effects sound like royalty free sounds.
why are they still making these.