Why does baby Sour Cream look like a lenny face?

Why is its head an onion?

>>85023943
Mother is a plant woman

Maybe onionfolk start out as less human and then eventually shape up into basically normal people like Vidalia. maybe it takes a little time to develop layers.

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>>85023065

I WANT ONE!

>>85024012

DON'T LET HER NEAR HIM!

>>85023065
the crewniverse likes their memes, specially in the recent episodes

>>85024012
HOW DO WE STOP THIS FUCKING MONSTER

>>85023065
Cause the crew is a bunch of disgusting memers.

>>85024012
rose is a fatfuck

>>85024363
That "fat" is actually a solid light projection. Same properties if resembles fat or muscle.

>>85024012

Somebody stop her!

>>85024438
>solid light
>capeshitters actually believe this.

>>85023065
>meh

>>85024828
They confirmed this in one of the side stories. Gem bodies are projections similar to holograms, but have mass.

>>85024969
If it is a world created by the dreams of a fat sissy boy, would seem okay to have random references to things.

>>85023065
how is this face a meme?

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>>85028198
Because of this.

>>85024012
>MAN, I'D TOTALLY DIE FOR ONE OF THESE

>>85024438
In other scenes Rose looks a lot more like Jasper in terms of complexion.

Makes me think she probably looks muscular and not UWU FAT GIRRLLL like Tumblr wants people to think.

>>85024012
Rosy is a big girl enough to shove sour cream is her pussy and crush the head like a melon (ʘ ͜つʘ)

>>85023065
the fact that its just Sour Cream's VA doing regular grunts made it hilarious to me. I just couldnt stop smiling like an idiot

>>85028602
She's got fat-looking limbs, but it's possible she's a huge slab of beef with trunk-like limbs and torso. The dress might just make her look really fat, but she's only worn anything else in paintings, so we can't know. Gems probably wouldn't make fat projections of themselves, though.

>>85024012
Why are her arms so short?

>>85023943
>Why is its head an onion?

>mother's name is Vidalia, a kind of onion
>eventual brother's name is literally "Onion"
Gee, I wonder.

>>85024969
Tell me literally one time AT did something like that because I can't think on any and am curious

>>85023065

Because he's a baby meme.

>>85029466
Jesus fucking christ im an idiot.

>Sour Cream and his brother eventually starts hanging out
>"look guys its Sour Cream & Onion"

>>85028668

Are you ok, anon?

>>85028532
underrated post

>>85028602

Jasper and Rose use literally the same model. The only differences are their hair, clothes and poses.

>>85024969
>because rather than let organic-seeming references slip in
to be honest this IS organic-seeming: people unfamiliar with the joke wouldn't realize something's off, and the show establishes that babies are drawn with more simplified faces in an earlier episode

>>85029388
so she can't abuse herself

>>85028825

Yeah, a baby voiced by Brian Posehn is probably about as good as life gets.

>>85028825

I would have been better if there was more then just the 2 or 3 times.

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>>85023065

Real question is when will Steven Universe stop appropriating Homestuck characters

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>>85029702
He's gonna grow to be a big strong meme someday

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>>85028532
number one post here

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>>85038147
Why must it? Sugar was a fanfic writer afterall.

>>85023065
queef

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>>85028532

>>85023065
>face

>>85034044
Duh, they're both quartz right? They're supposed to be fighters or something. Amethyst would have come out looking the same if she didn't spend too much time "cooking"

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>>85023065
>it took rose 6000 years to know what a baby is

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>>85028532

>>85028886
She made herself boobs just to get the human dudes

What makes you think she wouldn't maintain a THICC form

or other "parts"

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>>85023065
Worst episode ever!
Greg is just irredeemable, lazy, childish, complete slob, irresponsible, homeless.
I don't like Greg anymore, he's always kind of been shit but was caring, that seems to be his only virtue.
He's still kind of lazy, childish, slob, homeless (kind of) and now he's fat, bald and over the hill-never-was rock dad.

>>85045863
any woman, from any planet, capable of falling in love with greg, is not a smart woman. she needed her own pearl just to advise her on not being a complete retard.

>>85046001
seems kinda odd how rose lived 5000+ years and we only know for sure that she has had two lovers and has only kissed one

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>>85028886

>Gems probably wouldn't make fat projections of themselves, though.

Explain Amethyst then

>>85023065
Cause this show is run by memes.

>>85024012
That's not food, Rose