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Deepest Lore Edition

Last Thread >>85009428

>Greg the Babysitter
https://mega.nz/#F!vEgiyCCT!PJ2AgHkl40F2-n58D9gQ6g

>Alone at Sea
https://mega.nz/#!c1J11TLC!zw0VOG9Qp8r4MaIjZUvljabqVcwRXehNCTlDemU-1Qg

>Monster Reunion
https://mega.nz/#!CNFBXKoJ!8eiww2NiigXqdO77mFj8U2uSr29CrFnsLM4m9X_ssDc

>Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service
https://mega.nz/#F!FoohzL6D!Yq87tipZpya4c-qtm-6BlA

>Restaurant Wars
https://mega.nz/#!KgEAACAC!Ze3wDanlSprWXsT2wRHXFVdY9MpFhOsIxHSBOqWwFsg

>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LINKS TO SPOILERS BEGIN HERE]


>iTunes Sneak Peek for Bismuth
http://youtu.be/p7F_qqJlfI4

>2-min clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>LEAK BOT
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

>Steven's Summer Adventure running every weeknight for 4 weeks starting from July 18
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/07/steven-universe-uzo-aduba-bismuth
http://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
http://youtu.be/9O9mnVtBaxE

>SDCC Steven Universe Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Lauren Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura


>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/

>Ronaldo's Blog
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com

>Peridot's Twitter
https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG


>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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BEST GEM
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>>85015630
Gotcha my man
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The fuck is that OP picture
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3rd for Connie being forcibly turned into a gem
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So does each Diamond have their own equal dominion (i.e. all three have their own set of stars with their own army, colonizers, miners, etc)?
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>>85015361
>>85016064

I can post the pic here now!
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Remember /sug/ to enjoy a nice hearty breakfast this morning!
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jaspearl or bust
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I just realized that three of my most popular theories have all been debunked. Meanwhile, the one theory I had that got confirmed was some random shit I didn't even think about

Jesus christ I suck at this.
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Where is the sauce for Stevonie vs Jasper?
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So, is there a /co/nsensus about the meaning of Love Like You (the ending theme)? I just got around to finding the full version.
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>>85016599
thanks again bro, you're awesome
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>>85016587
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>>85016611
yeah idk about that as Jasper's Crystal Gem outfit

However I love these as these outfits as Lapis and Peridot as Crystal Gems
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Hooray for Lapis! ;_;
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>>85016639
As in what? Seems like a standard song about fear of inadequacy and distance in a relationship. Considering it's a song by Sweetness, it's probably one she's had in the stable for years.
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>>85016639
Sugar said it could be about any character(s) if you think as much
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>>85016669
How 'bout this saucy little number
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>>85016624
>Peridot just being a midget underneath her augs was a joke theory, turns out true
>my theory that Garnet was permanently, irreversably fused wasn't

I've given up on trying to predict what's going to happen
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>>85016611
She in Star Fleet now?
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>>85016644
No problemo

If you've got any other request feel free to ask! I'll try to do my best.
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>>85016611
Its not happening dude, just accept it

>>85016717
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>85016724
okay what about this
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>>85016717
How about this instead
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>>85016669
How about this?
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>>85016765
I'm partial to this one myself
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http://pastebin.com/TJadRsiB
>Q: Is Steven the first half Crystal Gem/Human?
>A: Steven IS the first half human half Gem to exist!

Huh, I just realized that she explicitly said that steven if the first half-gem-half-human. Not half-gem mind you. I think this might be another clue about lion.

Maybe I'll manage to get one theory right
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Hey /sug/ I havent slept in over 24 hours and I feel like doing some quick doodles for you guys, any requests?
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>>85016706
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>>85016780
Your own take on corrupted Jasper, perhaps?
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>>85016765
Looks like Wonder Woman
I like it
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>>85016780
steven shipping jaspearl
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>>85016758
>>85016773
>>85016774
These are all acceptable

>>85016795
I actually thought it looked like carol, but you're right it does resemble the newer ww outfit
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>>85016543
This is what peridot actually looks like, deal with it waifufags
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>>85016780
poly
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>>85016780
leggy lappy
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>>85016780
Make up a crystal gem outfit for Jasper!
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>>85016758
Circus acrobat

>>85016765
Wonder Woman

>>85016773
As much of a stripper as the name Jasper implies
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>>85016780
Pearl eating bagel pizza.
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>>85016780
Peridot with a Nintendo power glove.
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>>85016814
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best Jasper
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>>85016824

Okay, what about this?
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>>85016725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqJqgHQ1dbs

Jasper as Captain Qwark with the Crazy Lace gem as the Blargian Snagglebeast going to kill Steven and Peridot?
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>>85016878
Ehhhhhhhh, I don't like it
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Garnet showing Jasper the true joys of fusion when?
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>>85016780
Amethyst telling Steven that she'll beat Jasper and then punching her stomach while Jasper is ripped and unmoving?
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>>85016878
One hologram hat away from Marty McFly of 2015.
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>>85016724
Damnit gem, I'm a doctor, not a geologist!
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>>85016725
Armstrong holding Priyanka in the air by the throat please
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>>85016902
>>85016926

Okay... This one?
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Why haven't we had the Gems as Jem and the Holograms?
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am I the only one kinda excited for the first part of Crack the Whip?

Amethyst hanging out with Steven and Connie as friends

Connie needs more friends than just Steven, I really wanna see Amethyst, Steven, Connie, Peridot and Lapis all be best friends.

Garnet and Pearl can be the mentors, everyone else should have teenage shenanigans together
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>>85016960
That's pretty fucking cute.
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>this is literally the third time I'm found out my most popular theory at the time is wrong
>this is actually the second time in 24 hours

Question: Where do I buy helium tanks and oxygen masks?
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>>85016968
>Garnet and Pearl can be the mentors, everyone else should have teenage shenanigans together
opinion discarded
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>>85016725
Jasper and Lapis being bad men.
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>>85016960
Fucking perfect. I'd prefer something like this but I know I'll never get it
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>>85016960
Got it.
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>>85016717
woah momma
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>>85016995
unless you're one of those social media fucks who lives off of making theories about children's cartoons I wouldn't worry about it
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>>85016999
>Pearl: "Garnet, everyone's goofing off again! Can you help me-"
>garnet's gone
>ruby and sapphire are off having midget funtime with everyone else
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>>85016968
That's the thing, Steven is the only person who would be friends with her because she was the most boring piece of shit before she met him.

And now she's just this third wheel who takes all of Steven's magical shit she can't be trusted with.
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>>85016985
>>85017010
>>85017012
>>85017021

Whew. Glad we all agree.

I'm gonna post a couple others just for the hell of it though.
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>>85016960
Noice
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>>85016780
Stop it. Go to bed.
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GUYS! GUYS!!!!!
I was tinking... Can Lapis shapeshift?
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>>85016780
peridot taping straws to her fingers and acting like they're claws
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>>85017044
That gets me wet every fucking time.
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>>85017035
I gotta be honest, I fucking hate hot pants
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>tfw 36 hours from full episode of Gem Hunt being leaked
How hyped are you for the next 2 weeks, /sug/?
>>85016645
I've thought about it plenty of times, anon
Maybe one day
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>>85017059

well it doesn't really matter since she's never going to be a Crystal Gem anyway
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>>85017041
She projects herself a new outfit for Hit the Diamond but I'm not sure if that counts.
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>>85017041
Yes, she can turn into anything but a gem that isn't shit
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>>85017041
Everyone can shapeshift! Except Peridot.
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Gems don't have ears right? :3
You'll never kiss your gemfu on the ear lobe while holding her from behind
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>>85017032
yeah but that was a long time ago now

Both Connie and Steven have grown a lot
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guys what uf jasper + bismuth = smoky quartz?
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>>85016599
>>85016725
pretty good style.
I request a cute Cat Lapis if possible.
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>>85017025
It's the only hobby I have left in my life that I actually enjoy. I've gotten worse at cooking over the past four years, and have lost both my passion and inspiration. Story writing is well and good in my head but I suck at it, and don't actually enjoy doing it. I study physics sometimes, but i've run out of interesting things to learn about
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>>85017087
not impossible but doubted

I'm still betting on Steven and Amethyst at this point
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>>85016659
Would Jasper prefer Pearl Points?
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>>85017073
Yeah true. I hope she doesn't stay fused to lapis all the time though.
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>>85017085
Connie's only grown to be a big pain in the ass.
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>>85016587
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>>85017073
Really good Lapis
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>>85017129
>hating Connie

I think you are confusing her with Pearl
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Question: Rainbow Quartz's weapon. What is it?

Lance, mebbe?
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>>85017133
>Steven and Wataru being friends
but can Steven overcome the power of MISUNDERSTANDINGS!?
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>>85017174
a parasol
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>>85017099
Shit. You me?
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>>85017174
How does a Rose fusion work with weapons though, she has a shield. Do her fusions just get a shield and a weapon or is it a fusion of that weapon with a shield cause that'd be weird
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so if Dingo and the /co/MODs are the villains of /sug/, where does the Leakerbot falls?

is evil? is our own version of Ultron? or a villain turned good transformers-style?
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>>85017174
She just picks up Greg and beats things with his erection.
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>>85017041

Presumably, since she's at the very least pre-rebellion, if not much older
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>>85016780
Steven sleeping peacefully in a fluffy mound of blanket or lion or something
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>>85017160
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>>85017099
How do you get worse at cooking??

As for stories, write them down to get them out of your head and move on.
Physics is fun, now start either applying them or branching out into specialized subfields.
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>http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
>keeps redirecting me to http://www.cartoonnetworkasia.com/

egads, warner is run by a bunch of fucking morons.
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>>85017203
That settles that, I guess.
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I've got bad news everyone.

I'm Steven.
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>>85017228
what
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>>85017114
>I'M GONNA BUY SO MANY HOOK!- I mean Pearls.
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>>85017228
That poil looks lewd
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Jasper is fuckin' perfect
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>>85017174

Scythe.
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>>85017099

>I've gotten worse at cooking

Fucking how?
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>>85017252
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>>85017252
Universe or Sugar? or both?
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>>85017083
Wait a second... none of them do, do they? They just have hair
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>>85017266
>tfw Jasper will never stalk you
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>>85016543
Will Mayor Dewey ever get enough Pearl Points to get into the Pearl Prize Pouch, /sug/?
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>>85017252
This is unacceptable. I'm very disappointed in you.
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>See Zuke's pic for the first time ever
>She looks a little less than average but behaves like a loveable bro
In fantasy world, I'd marry ._.
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>>85017160
>Conniefag
>talking shit about Pearl

Steven should never have gone outside the day that rock fell you stupid bitch.
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>>85017288
at least Amy has them.
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draw requests?
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>>85017297
only if he can become President
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>>85017266
i love her
>tfw no big stocky brute gf
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>>85017256
Fuck thats hilarious
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>>85017288
holy shit
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>>85017297
God I hope so
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>>85017311
leggy lappy
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>know its supposed to be the upper lip because they have fuller lips
>still can't unsee it as being a mustache
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So Stevonnie>Amethyst is confirmed now

Surely Steven alone cant bring down Amethyst, right?
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>>85017311
a cute Cat Lapis
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>>85017253
wut?
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>>85017236
>>85017277
I've gotten worse at cooking because I'm out of practice, and since we ditched cable I don't have access to the same inspiration I had for coming up with unique dishes

>>85017236
Writing stories isn't as easy as you say it is. With theories it's just presenting evidence, but stories require pacing, plot, themes, careful description, and are a great deal longer than a theory, which would take up two pages max

>>85017243
quit and then re-open. If you went to their asia site at any point without quitting, it will think you're in asia
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>>85017266
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from Zuke's tumblr
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>>85017044
Greg should seriously consider becoming a jingle writer.

>>85016995.
TFW most if your lore theories turned out to be legit but the SOL theories bombed hard.
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>>85017297
>There will never be an episode where Dewey accidentally goes on a date with a holo-Pearl that keeps trying to fight him
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>>85017307
go back to projecting onto Connie and making her into a miniature version of yourself so you can actually end up with Rose through her

Pearl should have been shattered once it was clear she was attempting to brainwash a 12 year old girl into being Steven's slave
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>eddie vedder is now voice acting a character on SU

what happens ?
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>>85017311
this with garnet
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>>85017311

As always, more fancy Steven.
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>>85017311
Leave, and take Admiral with you
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Jasper floating in the sky peacefully with a seagull perched on her finger?
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>>85017340
>Doesnt end in a horribly disfigured fat jewish rainbow quartz

i am disappointed
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>>85017340

in the butt ?
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>>85017349
You mean Lamar
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>>85017363
lol no
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>>85017311
Connie hanging out with Amethyst
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>>85017357
>Greg woos Rose with a song about how he's the first mammal to wear pants
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>>85017386
nope I'm on Zuke's.
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/
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>>85016881
4CHAN SPAZZED OUT AND DIDN'T NOTIFY ME I WAS GETTING REPLIES SORRY

Hope it's OK if I did it in a comic?
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>>85017213
Weaponized umbrella for Pearl + Rose, Diskarmor for Amethyst +Rose. A full set of armor for Garnet or Jasper + Rose. Just need to be a little creative.
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>>85017378
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>Alternate History Steven Universe
>Steven raised by Lapis, Peridot, and Centipeedle
>Jasper and Bismuth are Beach Lesbians who sometimes hang out with Steven but not at the temple because past shit with CGs
>They protect Beach City from Homeworld Gems Pearl, Ruby, and Sapphire
>Amethyst is a corrupted gem who acts more like a pet to Steven

Would you watch it /sug/?
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>>85017340
I would much rather Pearl just be slutty when drunk, not creepy and weepy
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>>85017405
Okay yeah, I could see that.
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>>85017413
>peedle
>not glorious jasper

How about no scrub
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>>85017401
She reblogged it
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>>85017394

not really a wooing song though
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>>85017404

Beautiful
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>>85017388
You have your place. I have mine. I left, I moved on from all the crap your shitty little general put me through. I had peace.

And then you showed up. Thanks for ruining everything
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>>85017409
Anon pls, that giant splotch on the eye just jabs at my autism, use the fixed version.
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>>85017364
Within a dream bubble
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>>85017405
> Diskarmor
> Let her rip
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>>85017430
>hates scub
You're the reason 9/11 happened.
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Smoky Quartz is going to look like a dull-colored Rose isn't she
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God I hate Peridot in the barn, she's now being ignored for 2 weeks of episodes, this in unacceptable, Jasper please destroy that shithole already.
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>>85017404
I love it.
>that Steven and Peridot

You're too beautiful for this world.
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>>85017344
>worse at cooking because no cable.
Try using the Internet for something other than 4chan. Hell, download your favorite cooking show.

>writing stories is hard and I only have 2 sheets of paper.
... are you serious? Writing good stories is hard. Write what you have until you are done, then move on from something you don't enjoy any more. And damn, paper is cheap. Or just use a word processor program, damn.
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>>85017465
Reminder that abusing your Pearl is illegal.

Also can't she just retreat into her gem?
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>>85016801
I ended up making a little comic
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>>85017475
where will they go after the barn is gone

hell, what have they even been doing at the barn

they better show us Peri and Lapis interacting a bit before then
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>>85017404
I fucking love you.

Got a blog?
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I'M BACK

TIME FOR LAPISPOSTING
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>>85017423
Why I think of Rat Fink
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>>85017490
she could just shapeshift her hand away
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>>85017499
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>85017443
dang dude get a grip, im just here to draw cute gem girls
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I remain convinced the only reason Greg is bald and has a permanent sun burn is because of a gem related accident.
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>>85017503
cause mad max has a similar aesthetic and the guy who colored the other drawing used a similar palette too?
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>>85017492
There's a huge ass fucking temple nearby man. Or at least live in a beachouse or something.
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>>85017492
That's what Peri's twitter is for. It's an outlet for Zuke's furious shipping.
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>>85017491
but Steven clearly ships GregxPearl

I mean did you see how much effort he put in just to get them to dance together?
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>>85017515
Still waiting on that Lapis song...
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>>85016833
I wasnt too sure what to do with this request but I really like drawing peridot so I had to do it
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>>85017409
>>85017446
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>>85017311
Steven holding a komasan Plush only for Connie to knock it out of his hands and replace it with a Pikachu one
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>that adoption cat story Zuke reblogged

my stars! that hit me right in the heart harder than a meteor to the Dinosaurs (and now I feel bad for that line too.)
It may not be gem-related but I know what's going to be my next storybook for late-night off-topic /sug/

I love you all my dearest anons, and give your pets all your love.
good night /sug/, nay the stars shine upon you.
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>>85017528
there's a reason they didn't stay in the temple in the first place, but that might be a plot point so who knows
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>>85017499
my hero
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>>85017503
What that other anon said
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>>85017535
did they ever explain who sings the new song from SDCC?
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>>85017528

They can't live at the temple, if they got rooms the door star wouldn't have five points anymore.
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>>85017491
Fucking perfect 10/10 good-ass shit,
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>>85017535
maybe even a cozy episode...
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>>85017311
Luke and Steven solving Puzzles?
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There is no cause greater than true love.
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>>85017394

>Rose then decides to leave greg and start killing humans since that song is literally about everything wrong with humanity

don't deny that would happen
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>>85017564
What if the original three crystal gems get shattered?
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>>85017556
10/10 lapis, would fug
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>>85017564
>They can't create their own magical space-defying room all within one doorway
>that means they can't just live in normal rooms in the same house

Obviously it'll never actually happen but don't be silly
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>>85017577
I really hope Jane helps Ronaldo make his next documentary
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Remember.
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>>85017555
my dude it's good to be back

>>85017560
SDCC? apologies, just heard SU was airing again and immediately came to /sug/ after watching a up to Greg the Babysitter
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>>85017564

The obvious answer is that Greg the Millionaire funds an expansion on Steven's room, or Steven moves into Rose's room so Peridot and Lapis can live up in front.
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>>85017474
anon, do you realize how many quartzes we have in the cast?

>Rose
>Amethyst
>Jasper
>Rainbow
>Opal
>Sardonyx

the only two who look alike are Amethst and Jasper

>>85017488
>Try using the Internet for something other than 4chan. Hell, download your favorite cooking show.
You would be shocked how few good cooking shows are online, illegal or or otherwise. Iron Chef America keeps getting taken down, but they only have like 25 episodes online. The rest of the decent shows are all on the cooking channel, and they don't upload shit. I did used to search the menus of high-end restaurants for inspiration, but I'm so out of touch in the food world now I dodn't even know who to look up.

>writing stories is hard and I only have 2 sheets of paper.
Dude, sitting down and devoting yourself wholly to writing something for hour on end isn't easy for everyone. People get bored, or tired, or frustrated that things aren't turning out right. It's not enough that I wrote something, I have to be able to be proud of it, and I can't do that if the phrases are awkward or the style is cringe-worthy
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>>85017564
>CGs install a doghouse in front of the temple door
Problem is easy to solve. As for Lapis she could live on Mask Island or something, I don't know.
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>>85017002
Is it OK if I traced bits of it .-.

>>85017476
>>85017441
Thank you guys :) I might not be able to do any more requests except for the Lapis cat one, it's getting pretty late for me.
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Lapis appeals to pedophiles

>>85017490
Not if she likes it
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>>85017614
that's definitely a lie
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>>85017598
San Diago Comic Con

they did a lot of singing at the panel, but the only real tease they did was when Sugar sang a song from a future episode, it was kinda depressing, so we think its probably Lapis, maybe Amethyst
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>>85017570
continuing the lapisposting
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Why do Ruby and Sapphire have separate rooms if Garnet joined as a fusion?
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>>85017595
meme dorito pls leave
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>>85017614
>Lapis
I think you mean Peridot anon.
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>>85016814
And the last one for the night, I ended up coloring it even though I dont think it turned out too great I hope this doesnt post twice my internet is being shitty
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>>85017614
that's peri
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Where do you think Jasper will live once she gets redeemed?

;_; oh jesus its not gonna happen is it
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>>85016543
tried to fix that disaster
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>>85017636
I like it anon.
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>>85017635
i think you mean connie
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>>85017517
After four years, multiple suicide attempts, and a mutilated ego that will is only now beginning to scab over, things started looking up for me.

I guess I don't deserve peace do i?
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>>85017636
that's honestly one of the better designs I've seen

props
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>>85017595
I hope Kevin get's crushed in a horrible and bloody car accident, and get's blamed on death for the extra victims he took due his lack of functional brakes.
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>>85017634
no u
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>>85017604
>Sardonyx
>look it up
>It's sard enlaced onyx, and onyx is a type of quartz
Huh. That's kinda weird.
Like, Rainbow and Opal at least have a Quarts in them, but Sardonyx is kinda the outlier really.

Either way, one thing that is consistant among them is large, light colored hair (again, not counting the outlier Sardonyx).
Also, I imagine that anon is going off the spanish leaker claiming that Smoky Quartz was going to be a kind of anti-Rose Quartz. But at this point the spanish leaker is confusing on how true it could be.
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>>85017628

The door allows access by gem recognition, and Garnet has two gems.
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>>85017647
>Lapis and Peridot have already been sidelined
Jasper will never be a Crystal Gem.

She will roam as she pleases
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>>85017628
they don't have rooms at all

Garnet's room is designed to open only for both Ruby and Sapphire together, so if they have a fight they literally can't even get back into the temple

they really better make Peridot and Lapis move into the Temple soon, them living at the barn is stupid
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>>85017673
sard is a type of quartz too
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>>85017673
>anti-Rose Quartz
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>>85017626
>>85017625
currently searching for this song, but I sure do hope so. Curious about Jennifer Paz's pipes
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>>85017662

Why're you such a lil drama-cunt?
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>>85017696
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>>85017701
it was the very last thing in the panel if you can find a video of that
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>Jasper won't be redeemed
>Lapis and Peridot will never become real Crystal Gems
>The Homeworld Gems will forever be nothing more than glorified townies
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>>85017651
peridot's face wouldn't be that round or juvenile. she's small, not a kid. canon peridot actually has a similar jaw, pointy chin and a big forehead like the other drawing
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>>85017494
Yes I do! http://snail-speed.tumblr.com/

>>85017093
Thank you! Here it is! Hope it's alright :)

Sorry guys I can't take more requests now, I'll still be lurking the thread though!
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Im going to go pass out now thanks for giving me shit to draw, sweet dreams /sug/
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>>85017732
This picture fills me with incredible sadness
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>>85017636
D'aw I was hoping to see my request

It's super cute though! Love the ponytail. Have a good night anon.
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>>85017720
>>85017701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w5S0Sfqn8I
57:04 found it my dude, though i can't hear lapis singing something like this. still a lovely song
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>>85017704
What part of "multiple suicide attempts" do you not understand?

There aren't many good things about me, but there were a few unwavering marble pillars of my identity that she and her ilk bore away at over successive years. What's left is pitted and marred, but for the time being it still stands, and can be repiared with time
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>>85017696
Who keeps doing these weird comics? There are tons of them out there, with fully colored characters and backgrounds, and tons of text. They obviously put a lot of work into making all of these things that are utter shit.
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>>85017759
But as much sadness as this one does jesus christ
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>>85017732
>Jasper won't be redeemed
Eh, 50/50 coin toss at this point. It really comes down to her history with the war. If she's got a tragic past explaining why she's so mean, then she's getting redeemed.

>Lapis and Peridot will never become real Crystal Gems
Lapis, maybe, maybe not. Depends on how she reacts to Bismuth
Peridot's getting her star sometime soon, they said so. Probably in the 3 parter.

>The Homeworld Gems will forever be nothing more than glorified townies
They're extras. We got 5 gems to go on with combinations of at this point. Wait and see how they do it.

Also, added bonus, all this shit is giving Amethyst some more growth now, and it's actually not just a retread of her "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO BE" arc.
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>>85017160
>that fucking right foot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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>>85017811
>If she's got a tragic past explaining why she's so mean, then she's getting redeemed.

I've always thought Jasper thisrt for power at this point is due to Homeworld's ideology fucking her up. She's meant to be one of the strongest soldiers Yellow Diamond has at her disposition. She can't just return to her planet as a failure yet again. She wants, NEEDS to be strong to feel accepted.
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>>85017788
nearly done here fellas, i'm sure you've been overwhelmed by the beauty of the one true blue waifu
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>>85017759
>in actual show, steven has never shown any indication of giving a shit about her
>even steven doesn't believe in jasper
kek
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>>85017346
MY SIDES ARE IN FUCKING ORBIT
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>>85017834
almost there....
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>>85017806
>pretentious cunt words
>using suicide to whore for attention
anon just kys
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>>85017806

You sound like a really terrible, unpleasant, self-absorbed person
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>>85017843
should've organized this into a folder
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>>85017745
i want that cat
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>>85017311
Oh it's you. Hope you wont be kinda faggy like you were in the homestuck threads. Anyway no request cause you have enough
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>>85017864
i got like 2 more in me
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>>85017811
>>85017832
She and Amethyst have similar inner conflicts. Calling it now, Jasper will serve as the foil and contrast to Amethyst becoming an unbroken person. Basically there so that Amy can develop as a character and resolve her inner conflicts. There is no hope for Jasper.
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>>85017662
>I don't deserve peace
Lapis when did you learn how to use computers?

I have a hard life too, the captcha wants me to recognize this pineapple shit as pizza
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>>85017875
aaaaaaand
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>>85017861
>>85017848
they singled me out, targeted me, tracked down my social media accounts and harassed me even when I avoided them

but yeah, I guess that's my fault too, isn't it.

Go fuck yourselves
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>>85017908
>>>tumblr
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>>85017900
fuck there's more
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>>85017908

Stop whining about it on an anonymous forum unless attention is your only objective, because pretty much nobody here cares.
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>>85017866
why do people keep thinking he's going to grow and get an adult's body? he's most likely capped physical growth that came naturally since he was 8
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>>85017927
you know what, i'm calling it a night
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>>85017523
I thought it was that he's getting old and works outdoors.
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>>85017945
Goodnight /sug/
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>>85017942
His age is determined by his mental state. He looks younger than he is right now because he doesn't go to school and none of his guardians really know how to parent so they coddle him.
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>>85017526
Thank you for your sober and to the point explanation. Your assistance is appreciated. Have a nice day.
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>>85017759
>Steven's never going to give her a chance because the gems have drilled into him that patience and being kind don't work even though every time he's tried it has ended up working

Rose's dumb war fucked up the gems view of peace and negotiation and now they're passing on their wrongful memes to Steven.
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Is it an unpopular opinion to think Alone at Sea made both Lapis and Jasper way more interesting as characters
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>>85017308
post her ear then. she just shape shifted that one, normally they don't have ears.
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>>85017974
Huh, Is there any edits of Steven as CWC?
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Anyone have the fic where Garnet calls Pearl slurs while she fucks her and then forces her to offer herself to Amethyst

I need it for posterity
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>>85017974
the cool kids and lars and sadie arent that much older and he sees them on a fairly regular basis
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>>85017044
It sure makes me want a burger.
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>>85018029
Sadist Lapis makes me diamonds.
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>>85017354
>There'll never be an episode where Greg accidentally awakens a Poofed and left behind Blue Pearl, who ends up working at the carwash at him resulting in furious jealousy from CG Pearl.
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>>85018029
I think Jasper needed a bit more screen time before she went full-on sex addict, and I'm not sure where she's going to go from here, but I like the direction Lapis is headed in.
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>>85018029
That episode generated so much discourse round the net. Certain developments caught many people off guard, it's just so morally grey. I find where this is possibly heading, and the characters, to be intriguing for sure.
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>Jasper loses to Stevonnie

And just like that, all tension and hopes for a good threat with recent news just vanished into nothing.
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>>85018099
Just wait until she powers up. Or gets corrupted whatever comes first
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>Jasper going full on villain to be used as a foil for Amy's character development, ergo facto: no jasperdemption

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>85018119
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>>85018029
it made me want to ship them. i thought it was annoying as a mouthpiece for the writers, though. HURR UNHEALTHY ABUSE DUR
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>>85018092
>sex addict

Nah she's just the clingy emotionally fragile ex who takes any relationship no matter how bad because she doesn't want to be single while Lapis is the one "in charge" of a relationship who ended up being really hurtful and bad at it.

They're both suddenly actual characters.
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Amethyst getting BTFO and having to be rescued by Steven might is pretty funny to me, a 5,000 year old fighter getting outclassed by a 14 year old in an 8 years old body, gg
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>>85018055
Most of the Beach City residents are willfully ignorant of gem stuff, so they probably don't realize how old he is. He acts like a kid around them, though, so they treat him like one either way. Maybe his experiences as Stevonnie will change that a little, but who knows.
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I'm just warning you ahead of time /sug/, if Yellow Pearl and YD show any level of fondness or pleasantry (it can be smiling in the same room together or a platonic touch) to eachother during their song together, I am going to endlessly and wildly shitpost about this fucking ship.
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>>85017832
Hopefully, I actually have a dream scenario for that:

>Jasper hunts down some old HW tech from the war (A Bismuth's "forge" or something)
>Uses it to try to make herself stronger by altering her code
>Succeeds and starts wrecking shit to test her powers
>Meanwhile, the gems detect a power surge from the site
>Go to investigate and see craters and flatland where there used to be hills
>Suddenly get an entire hill thrown at them
>They see Jasper on the horizon, she's huge
>Go off to fight her but have to be careful as her hits pulverize the landscape
>They do no damage, but then start to change up tactics
>Mix and match fusions to try to damage and disorient her
>It works, eventually use Alexandrite to land a "poofing" blow
>Jasper's form goes haywire, the code rewrite combined with her fusion/power lust made her form go unstable
>She turns into a massive monster, even bigger and wilder now
>Steven decides to try to temp cure her, smaller Jasper would be easier to bubble
>Tries the spit, but hears her mental screams
>Instead ends up astral projecting into her gem
>Sees Jasper's past
>Training on HW
>Missions before the war
>Fighting during the war
>Feels her joy in battle, disdain/bitterness at loss
>Uses it to empathize with her proud warrior mind
>Helps her visualize the corruption as another enemy, one she needs to defeat
>She does, get restored to her proper form
>Gems want to bubble her, she agrees because she wants to conquer herself, prove her true strength
>Steven says no, convinces her that that's just running away
>She decides to wander the Earth and figure things out on her own
>Says goodbye, no threats, but no sappy sobbing thank yous either
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>>85018145
How Amethyst will ever recover?
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>>85018145
if you've been paying even the slightest amount of attention to this show you'd know that the Crystal Gems did a terrible job raising Amethyst and as a result she isn't proficient in anything
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>>85018130
Some of the lines were cheesy on the surface, but actually very layered.

Jasper had the classic abuser lines, when that is incongruent to the situation as we know who's actually responsible for that shit.

>It'll be different this time, I've changed!
The sad part is, Jasper is probably saying that she won't resist anymore as she had all those months in the fusion. She'll be good, she says, because Lapis said "it was bad"
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>>85018159
She's taking her frustration out on Steven too, is Amethyst truly the worst gem?
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>>85018151
too bad, i already ship yellow pearl with you

get rekt

>>85017942
He's like that because of inconsistent art and status quo/brand image stuff. They made a whole episode stating that yes, the boy grows.

He won't look any different until some sort of epilogue or a timeskip in the last couple episodes
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>>85018151
if YD is nice to anyone i'll cum buckets. most likely she'll be a strawman one-off villain who gets beat in 5 seconds because these people cant animate fights
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>>85018151
>YD and Yellow Pearl villain song
First of all, what. Second of all, awesome. Third of all, don't you mean shippost?
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>>85018151
Permission to ship away in such an event granted.
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Lads check this out, nice catch
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>>85017942
dont kid yourself. steven is probably gonna age like a human. the mental state thing was probably due to him not being able to properly control shapeshifting.
after all he got facial hair and he alrady looks older now compared to the earlier episodes.
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>>85018165
Amy was like a proto-Steven really, she was the odd outsider who was the youngest of the group before him

the biggest difference is that Amethyst wasn't expected to make anything of herself since the war was over and Rose was still around
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>>85018200
We spotted this three or four threads ago lad
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>>85018166
I think it's a good twist. In the end the huge, mean warrior is the fragile one and the way smaller Lapis was the one calling the shots.
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>>85018175
Yes
That's why so many Amefags are on suicide watch
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>>85017331
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>>85018207
damn you lot are good
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>>85018125
Has the anime got to the part where Rohan plays rock, paper, scissors yet?
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>>85018155
>She visualises the corruption as just another enemy
That's...actually pretty cool. So it would Jasper vs Corrupted Jasper, with maybe Steven providing support, which might further encourage her to become a stronger person inside or whatever? That'd be pretty cool.
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>>85018217
Nah it's in the middle of Harvest now
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>Jasper becomes corrupted
>Her monster form acts like a big friendly dog
>Loves to play fetch, chase cats and finding out who's a good girl
>Steven eventually gives in and bonds with the corrupted Jasper
>His healing spit returns and he tries to help her out for being a bro these days
>Now that the old Jasper is back she's conflicted between wanting to punch him or have him pet her

I want this
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i want more flattened hair peridot
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>>85018192
1. Deedee Magno Hall (Pearl's VA) let slip an upcoming song with her and Patti Lupone (Yellow D's VA). I can't find the source but I'm almost certain it's real
2. I know right.
3. Yes.
>>85018181
I'm honored but Yellow Poil is not for human.
Yellow Poil is for diamond.
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>>85018226
If Peridot got rid of her triangle hair after reforming would people be mad?
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i want this to happen for the salt

>bismuth is chill as fuck
>befriends the CGs and the barnmates
>bring them closer together through their mutual friendship
>offers to build a weapon and replacement limb enhancers for lapis and peridot
>spars with lapis to test out her weapon
>wins because lapis isn't experienced with a weapon
>jasper finds barn
>sees bismuth standing over lapis
>thinks it's a HW gem sent to shatter them
>attacks bismuth off guard and so hard she accidentally shatters bismuth
>"I won't let any home world gems hurt you, Lapis"
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Wait, when did all this about Steven saving Amethyst leak? My internet's been down for a day or two, what did I miss?
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is anyone else turned on by yellow diamonds voice? i want her to fix my ribbon and tell me what a sloppy cunt i am.
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>>85018243
i wouldnt put it past them, but she was so cute with messy smooshed hair
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>>85018248
Steven vs Amethyst leaks
It was actually Stevonnie that beat Jasper technically
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>>85018225
This is perfect.
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>>85018248
Check the Leak bot on the OP
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>>85018224
How the fuck are they going to censor all of Kira's bombs? just one big black screen?
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>>85018151
>The way Yellow Pearl shrank away from angry YD

I bet she poofs Yellow Pearl like a stress ball.
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We will definitely be finding out if Jasper was made on earth or not in the next two episodes
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>>85018286
>when she gets mad she picks up Yellow Pearl and squeezes until she poofs

I like it
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>>85018155
>the corruption as another enemy, one she needs to defeat

I'm all for this happening if it's in a boxing style match with her losing badly before making a comeback with repeated left hooks.
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>>85018200
>>85018207
what is this?
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>>85018288
I really doubt that she's an Earthling but okay
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>>85018270
>>85018274
Huh. That's pretty cool.
>>85018288
Didn't she describe Earth as a wretched planet or something like that? I doubt she would call it that if it was where she was made/emerged/born/whatever.
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>>85018318
Lappy getting a new outfit
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>>85018277
They're really weird with it so explosions might be fine if direct wounds aren't shown.
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>>85018225
this would drive the furries in the fandom crazy
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>>85017688
They aren't joining the Crystal Gems, so fuck 'em.
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>>85018244
>>85018244
>>85018244
>>85018244
>>85018244
i want this.
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>>85018318
The colour is closer to Lapis while the hair is close to Bloople.

So maybe it was an early design for Lapis they retooled for Bloople because they liked it?
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>>85018332
And puppyplay fans.

Aka me.
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>>85018326
oh shit i couldn't see because the pic was small, but holy shit she looks cute

>>85018344
she could get poofed and reform tho
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>>85018350
And completely change her hairstyle?
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>>85018320
original kindergarten is purple - amethyst is purple

beta kindergarten is orange - jasper is orange

jasper came from Earth's beta kindergarten confirmed in five seconds
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>>85018358
yes_______
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>>85018358
Both Amy and Pearl have different hairstyles in the flashback episodes.
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>>85018358
Looks the same as Lapis honestly, hard to tell though so it could be blue pearl
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>>85018368
FUCK YOU ITS JUST EARLY CONCEPTS LAPIS IS NOT GETTING POOFED
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I'ma repost this cause its beautiful
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>>85018345
>Muh nigguh
You know anywhere to find good stories/porn? Asstr is kinda slow/hard to find shit with.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>85018286
Yellow Pearl constantly stressed out, since she has to take time to regenerate the appearance her Diamond expects, but can't take too long for she'll get poofed for taking too long.

> must be flawless
> everything flawless
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>>85017974
>they coddle him.
Not Garnet. She regularly pushes him to challenge himself, and sometimes she pushes him too far. She thought he'd get the hang of his floating/falling powers on the first try as he falls from over a hundred feet up in the sky, and he ended up crashing face first.
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>>85016995
Which theories?
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>>85018029
No that's fine. It's just I personally find the pacing of the episode weird
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>>85018391
you gotta admit it's a tradition for gems to be poofed, all of the gems have been poofed atleast once
>pearl
>amethyst
>garnet
>peridot
we're most likely getting lapis and jasper soon!!!!!!
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I think Peedee is cute.
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>>85018029
They made the toxic relationship angle too transparent, but fusion slut Jasper is highly entertaining and I called it months ago, so I don't mind. I'm starting to like Lapis a lot more too. Before I didn't really give a shit about her.
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>>85018443
>t. /gfg/sveg/gumball/ pedo
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>>85018140
>she doesn't want to be single
This is why everyone needs to listen to Garnet, even if it's just a fight song. She had Jasper pegged for relationship desperate from the start. Prophetic characters practically hand you the answers far in advance.
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>>85018457
Hey! I do NOT go to the Gumball general.
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>>85018408
where are people getting shit like this, how was anyone able to find sugar's old da account from ten years ago
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>>85017942
Well he's unconsciously growing facial hair, so puberty is starting to take some grip on the boy.

Just watch, in a few years he'll probably have grown about 5 feet in height to proper quartz size.

It would be kind of embarrassing if he didn't hit his growth spurt till Connie was in college but it would be a hell of a surprise for when she got back.
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>>85018183
How do you fight someone who can literally sing you to death?
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>>85018474
why not? that's like premo shota territory as long as you can stand the furry designs
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>>85018443
I feel bad for Peedee. His brother is obviously not that responsible so most of the work and responsibilities go to him, and he's pretty damn young (about as young as Steven looks, which is much younger than Steven's real age). Good kid, though.
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How many Pearl points you need to get inti her pussy ?
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>>85018490
Sing harder or wear ear plugs.
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>>85018407
Not remotely. It's very difficult to find stuff that fits my overly-specific taste. Most of the stuff I find online is all bondage-y and latex stuff which I am super turned off by. So a lot of the content I get is mostly from mind control sites or reality change tumblr pages since that's really all that's available to me.
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>>85017788
What a lovely song. Rebecca's vocals are great, too, gotta find more of her stuff now. Didn't realize it was her singing the credits song.
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>>85018497
1
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>>85018497
At least five stickers so you're gonna need to stab a lot of people.
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>>85018497
Getting in is free - getting out is what costs you.
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>>85018497
>the prize pouch is empty, with a hole in it's bottom directly over her vagina
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>>85018511
Listen to "Everything Stays".
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>>85018345
>>85018407
PLEASE chemically castrate yourselves. You took a cute idea and SOILED IT.
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>>85018503
Would you min linking them?
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>>85018491
I don't watch Gumball very much. Maybe I'll check it out some time but not necessarily for porn.

>>85018494
That's true. You have to admire someone who can bear the weight of responsibility so young. Granted, they don't seem to get that many customers, but I still like that he seems pretty mature for his age.
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Does Amy need some p's to lick da p's pus ?
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What Connie thinking on that image?
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>>85018541
Could Pearl look anymore like a tacky mother in this picture?
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>>85018560
>i can feel his wee wee!
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>>85018541
>implying she needs any

The CGs have been together for thousands of years
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>>85018541
>banana stickers.
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>>85018521
>earn them by punctuality, perseverance and positivist
>If you don't have enough, you have to earn more by continually fucking her and making her cum with a smile on your face
Want
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>>85018541
Okay, I'll bite.
Why is Amethysts tank white and why is Pearl wearing a fanny pack, she's such a fucking mom oh god.
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>>85018560
"my parents are going to end me"
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>>85018560
Rape aint bad

Amedot bdsm real
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>>85018581
its from the leaks, avert your eyes while you still can
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what's the exchange rate of pearl points to gbp?
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I certainly hope we see the barn gems during the Bismuth twoparter
otherwise, why even make Bismuth the one to poof Lapis?
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>>85018585
>rape aint bad

In Steven's case it's even good for him
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>>85018038
>yfw CWC thinks he has a vagina because he watched a youtube video an his taint piercing wound grew an abscess
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>>85018585
this shop is really bad, because of pixels or something.

i don't even care how that ancient meme went, its fucking late.
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>>85018429
>Gets poofed the one time she thought of a new form because YD doesn't like being reminded of how she loses her temper

>Blue Pearl regularly gets poofed just so she can make a prettier new form
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>>85018497
>the Pearl Prize Pouch has lube and condoms
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>>85018581
https://youtu.be/oZrEJ-BztKY
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>>85018613
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Found this while going through some of my /co/ drawthread archives. Thought I might color it.

pls don't hate me,I just needed to color something because I was bored. I have a few more but they're hard to do because of the way they are drawn...
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>>85018585
YOU FAGGOT FUCKING DELET THIS.
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>>85018626
>all that porn of the Diamonds toying with their Pearls

thank you based Sugar
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>>85018534

You can try /d/ and /aco/ for threads. also 4+4chan's /d/ has some relevant content. Trying using the "human_pet" tag on hypnohub dot net, as well as exhentai (or gehentai if you don't have an account). If you want written content, try MCstories, writing dot com, or choose your own change, the latter two of which are mostly interactive stories. There's also some stuff on addventures, but I think the sites down. The tumblr pages puppygirlsnplaythings and totallytransformed both have relevant stuff, but I don't like the former because it's mostly latex shit, and the latter also posts some gross-ass regression captions. There's also some semi-relevant tumblrs you can find linked off of r/freeuse but that's a tenuous connection at best.
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>>85018541
Pearl can be really cute sometimes. I'm glad she's over the Rose drama.
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>>85018219
>>85018308
I'm kinda visualizing it as:

>Jasper fights the corruption
>Holds it off, but starts getting hit and losing ground
>Steven steps in, running around her & blocking hits
>She's stepping around him, not wanting to step on him
>Starts kinda janky but gets in sync soon
>Turns into an almost dance, not fusion, just knowing each other better
>Stuck at a stalemate
>Steven realizes that this has to be Jasper's fight, she doesn't want to rely on others like she is with him
>He decides to leave her to it
>Blocks less hits, moves farther out of her way
>Forces Jasper to dodge and brawl more and more on her own
>Eventually it's just her and it
>She gets into the fight, landing punches, kicks, headbutts, and grapples
>Has beaten or torn the thing to pieces
>It reforms into a glitchy "Fusion Slut" Jasper and tries to rush and absorb her
>She stands still and waits, cocking her neck back
>When it's in range, she slams forward, absolutely shattering it
>Last thing Steven sees before getting pulled out is her nodding at him
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>>85017338
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>>85018612
It's been so long, hasn't it? It went: "This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time." (I had to look it up myself.)
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>>85018611
Please I beg you don't bring that into this thread too
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>>85018645
Danke mein freund, danke
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>>85018671
>lapcat

kek
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>>85018643
Anon, that's what they're there for.
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>>85018654
>over the Rose drama.
For now, but I still expect an episode to bring some shit up. Hopefully instead of breaking down into tears she just gives a longing/loving look and moves on.
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>>85018525
don't sexualize the prize pouch anon. don't you have a warm feeling when you imagine her giving you cute stuff from her pouch?
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>>85018691
so Pearls are secretaries/barbie dolls/stress relief

I'm not sure why Pearl felt the need to escape that
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>>85018225
AWWWWWWwwwwwhhh

fucking fund it

where the drawfags at
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>>85018662
>when he wakes up Jasper is on the ground covered in bruises and wounds
>Steven rushes to her while the Crystal Gems try to physically stop him
>he reaches her and rouses her awake
>asks if she's okay
>Jasper's face when
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>>85018714
It was all Rose. She left a cushy life of fulfilling a Diamond's servitude fetish and traded it for serving Rose's abomination fetish.
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>>85018662
>>85018719
>Last thing he sees is her nodding at him
>When she wakes up, she gives him a thumbs up and a grin
Combined with them bonding over battle, that actually works, and even seems to fit with her character.
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Looking forward to Jasper getting btfo by Steven, even if he had to fuse into Stevonnie to do it.
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>>85018714
in case you didnt realize up until she visited empire city she didn't, she was still hung up on her old masters death and had been for 5 thousand years
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>Tfw you lose your $50 lapis lazuli that's a teardrop shape and everything

fug

>>85018701
Like coupons for lewd things and free hugs
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>>85018736
>Steven being competent
Oh Anon, have you taken your pills today?
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>>85018701
It reminds me of simpler times with my mom.

I'm not crying you're crying.
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Anyone notice garnets left hand is clenched, which her right hand is casually up? Do you think this is reflecting on both ruby and sapphires opinion on greg dating rose? Ruby being accepting to them, while sapphire worries for rose because she knows how it will inevitably end.
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>>85018745
It's what happens though, It's under the spoiler tag for a reason.
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>>85018626
https://www.youtube.com/v/BbX3ZSr43KA?end=20&version=3
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>>85018748
Do you think Sapphire could have predicted that Rose would try and make a human-gem?
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>>85017346
MALACHITE, GROMIT, MAALAACHITE
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>>85018662
>when Steven wakes up Jasper gets ready to punch him
>gives him a lil tap on the shoulder and says "you're alright."
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>>85018662
>>85018719
>>85018735
PALIN' AROUND
DON'T COST NOTHIN'
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>>85018762
I SEE NIP
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD ANON
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>>85018736
I really hate Stevonnie. I want it to leave forever and never come back. I want it dead. Beaten. BROKEN. Its HEAD mounted ON MY WALL KINDA DEAD.

t. Doug Maheswaren
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>>85018805
FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT
DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME
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>>85018805
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>>85018823
TOO LATE NIGGA, THE B& VAN'S A COMIN'!
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>>85018738
Rose has been dead for 14. Thats nothing in gem time and compared with how long they'd been together.
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>>85018823
IT'S
TOO
LATE
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>>85018826
D-DIO?!
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>>85018806
Doug's a real stand up guy.
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>>85018742
come on anon, sometimes pearl is too mom for lewd.
your mom didn't do that when you were a kid? turn chores and things like that into little games and give you candy or small toys as a reward? the prize pouch brings back those memories you know
>>85018747
same
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>>85018806
How does it feel knowing your wife is getting her desires filled by a monster in ways you could never fulfil?
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>>85018856
Feels like a Three Way coming on.
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>>85018286
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Best CG Lapis costume.
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>>85018806
Doug wouldn't want that. Stevonnie is still half Connie. This is more accurate to his reaction.
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>>85018243
You bet I'd be mad.
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>>85018891
Actual best CG Lapis costume
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>>85018893
Am I dead yet?
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>>85018893
Why does Garnet look like some Goliath from DnD
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>>85018893
I'm ready for the sweet release of death
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>>85018893
disgusting
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>>85018527
Almost an hour later and I've listened to that and tons of demos of Rebecca's songs. She's really talented. Thanks for the recommendation, anon.
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>>85018893
>the only white people are either incredibly uncomfortable or rapey

Fucking tumblr
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>>85018899
>Scribble will never draw Priyanka again

I'm sad because she's so hot.
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>>85018893
Peridot doesn't come off to me as a little muslim girl. I think the artist should of drew her asian. Also is garnet supposed to have Vitiligo? Why?
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>>85017908
I'm not even sure what any of this is about
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>>85018893
>Vitiligio
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>>85018673
Why did Jasper make Peridot shapeshift into a bike?
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>>85018893

Lapis looks like the girl from Leon the Professional.
Human Pearl a cute.
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>>85018930
Context and character doesn't apply for dumb tumbles.
The artist has probably never even seen the show.
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>>85018893
AGAIN with the skin conditions and random race choices... When does it end? Dose the show not make it 100% clear what race they would be, even if they were human?
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>>85018936
Hey fuck off it's super hot on human Jasper designs
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>>85018939
It's Malachite.

>>85018948
No, that's retarded.
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>>85018893
Is the point of human AUs to make the characters as grotesque as possible?
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>>85018893
>none of them look remotely like the actual characters
>almost every diversity quota is filled, just one cripple away from a 90's kid's show cast
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>>85018936
I don't understand why they push vitiligio everywhere. It's not that common. And even then, a lot of people have minor loss of pigment and not what they're showing.
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>>85018948
Please kill yourself
That's a nice pic
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>>85018961
People just wanna be snowflakes and pretend like they're clever.
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>>85018893
>Rose is the only gem who already has a human skin color
>give her a completely different one because white people are ebil
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>>85018893
I want to drink until the pickles and preserves my insides for generations to come.
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>>85018893
meh. i don't understand why they gave rose dark skin and clothes when her palette is light, same for peridot who has dark green only for contrast. garnet looks weird with vitiligo
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>>85017311
c-come back to /hst/
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>>85018893
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>>85018225
>>85018718
heh
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>>85018951
>>85018963
What the hell is wrong with it?

She literally has stripes. How else do you want that to be interpreted? Tattoos??
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>>85018986
Because the artist who made it doesn't actually care about the show.
They're just making awful diversity art.

>>85018994
Like this. That's not even possible for any two of those fusions to exist at one time.
They don't even watch the show.
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why tumblr insist turning the crystal gems into negros?
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DUDE
IM WEED AND
LMAO
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>>85018953
Humans are the real monsters.
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>>85019005
why didn't they just make peridot asian?
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>>85019005
I actually like this one
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>>85018930
same. would be perfect for her. seems like the guy tried to force muh diversity since pearl, amethyst and jasper's interpretations work fine
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>>85018961
>>85018947
>>85018936
>>85018893

I thought the vitiligo was a fake meme but I keep seeing it everywhere. Baader-Meinhof phenomenon or legit tumblr meme?
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>>85019003
Sure.
Most Humanized Gems are cancer anyway.

>>85019025
Because The Tumblrs want to be niggers.
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>>85018986
also why would Garnet be so out of style that she wears overalls glasses and sneakers

>>85019003
>How else do you want that to be interpreted? Tattoos??

Yes.
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>>85019003
it's natural for her to have stripes, tumblr artist-kun, but not for humans
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>>85018994
Not bad for tumblr. But Opal should've been plain white.
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>>85018993
shoosh im not gone, im just drawing some stuff here
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>>85019033
If it effects The Skin, or can make you look out of the ordinary, Tumblr Fucks will take it seriously.
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>>85018334
>They aren't joining the Crystal Gems,

Peridot IS a crystal gem. Whether she likes it or not.
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>>85019028
my headcanon that shes ameri-asian or some sort
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>>85019028
most asians are brown jungle people you retarded faggot
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>>85018998
That's adorable!
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Where's this Jasper Corruption coming from?

Did an episode title say "JASPER GETS CORRUPTED"?
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>>85019033
tumblr meme

like the red noses before it one of the popular ones does it and rest follow, since they're "unique" like that
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>>85018961
Heterocromia's been overused as the official special snowflake feature so they moved to vitiligo

I wonder what's gonna be next
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>>85019033
Well people on tumblr are constantly looking for ways to make their characters and themselves special snowflakes, regardless of how rare it is in the real world
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>>85019026
>Amethyst brought taco bell

She knows how to have a good time.
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>>85019059
yes actually

there's going to be an event called Jasper's Corruption
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>>85019054
>As if anyone means Jungle Jumpers when they say Asians
>As if anyone means Southern Whites when they say African
>As if anyone means anything but US when they say American

Don't be a cucky boy.
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>>85018998
That is so fucking adorable I'm having a hard time properly expressing how goddamned adorable it actually is. She probably makes the same sorta noises a hippo does.

Now how much do we have to collectively pay as a board to get the uncorrupted followup
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>>85019003
make her a fucking skinhead or something like that. give her scars and small bandages due her constant fights. you can even give her a nose cast. there's a lot of stuff that you can do instead of going for the laziest way
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>>85019042
only reason is because of amethyst
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>>85019066
she parties hard
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>>85019059
Did you see how she was acting?
It's coming from the mental instability of no longer being fuzed with lapis.
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>>85019026
>Amethyst brought taco bell
Absolute shit taste
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>>85019069
even nips are brown somȘsometimes
fat cunt
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>>85018893
What the fuck happened to Garnet?
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Steven
>Retard
>Doesnt ask any pertinent questions
>"GIANT ROBOTS SHOULDNT FIGHT"
>Emotionally Manipulative
>His strange, deep, fat kid voice from episode 1 where he says "I SUMMON BY EATING ICE CREAM"
>Background Ducks Rinaldo
>Says I know WAY too much

Rose
>Also retard
>Stupid laugh
>Doesn't see anything wrong with having multiple partners
>is literally functionally retarded
>Ignited a civil war that did way more harm than good while promoting deviant sex acts
>Shady AF

Amethyst
>Moody
>Selfish cunt
>Has way too many self esteem issues
>Is a Karma Houdini twice
>Really dislikes Steven because he didn't suck shit against Jasper

Jasper
>Vegeta
>Sex Addict
>Abuse mouthpiece for writers.
>Literally villain of the week.

Why are all Quartz so awful
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>>85019034
>>85019038
>>85019039
>>85019074

I genuinely don't get what your problem with it is. I understand 99% of the time that Tumble artists make characters black/Indian/tran/vitiligo for no reason, but this is LITERALLY the ONE TIME it makes sense from a design perspective to interpret a character as having vitiligo.

I mean, Jesus, not counting fucktarded tumblr redesigns, how many characters do you know that have vitiligo? Are you SO incredibly against it that not even one single human redesign can be reasonably thought of as having it?
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>>85019099
I really thought it was paint and that she was working hard on her art. Then people started pointing out in the thread that it's a skin condition and now I'm disappointed.
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>>85018998
Dran?
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>>85019097
They're tanned at most
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>>85019108
I'm just going to say it makes her look like a cow and move on.
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>>85019108
its the laziest interpretation possible, but its OK since it gives diversity points
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>>85019108
Nah my dude
If we let Jasper do it then we gotta let Amy do it too, and Garnet's early fusion look, along with every other striped gem that might show up.

We can't cherry pick things because it makes our dicks hard.
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>>85018909
>>85018910
>>85018912
>>85018913
>>85018923
>>85018936
>>85018947
>>85018953
>>85018955
>>85018976
>>85018977
I hate the drawing too, but holy shit look at how much of you got triggered by obvious bait.
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>>85019108

dumb ass tribal tattoos would even be better design wise
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>>85019130
>We can't cherry pick things because it makes our dicks hard.
The hell I can't. How else am I going to pick things? With my heart? No thank you.
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>>85019131
/sug/ is actually one giant fish.
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>>85019131
>Hurr Durr why u talk @ bait
Fuck off mate, bait meme is just as cancer as trigger meme.
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>>85019073
oh gosh man, glad you like it
my commissions are closed right now though, if i feel like it i'll draw more

>>85019113
what is that from its cute
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>>85019108
If it were up to me, I'd make a small comic where someone (likely amethyst) pranks her by putting strips of cloth on her at the beach to mess up her tan. While she's sleeping. Resulting in an uneven tone.
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>>85019130
Amy nor early Garnet had discolored skin though. With Garnet, it was just her clothing and hair. Jasper is the only exception so far.
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>>85019108
as i said give her literal stripes seems lazy to me. you can be more creative. a rare gem condition that makes her look really different from other gems isn't part of her character, why give her that as a human then?
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>>85019108
>I mean, Jesus, not counting fucktarded tumblr redesigns, how many characters do you know that have vitiligo? Are you SO incredibly against it that not even one single human redesign can be reasonably thought of as having it?

Yes
My problem with it is that it just looks ridiculous to me, the solid skin tone everybody else has just makes for easier translation to human. In Jasper's case the vitiligo looks to uneven and "inhuman" that it crosses into that uncanny valley shit. Like others have said, tattoos would have gone better, for me because they can work with the regularity of the stripes, or in the case of the original tumblr pic the freckles because they fit with the humanization aspect.
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>>85019108
>how many characters do you know that have vitiligo?

None, and there doesn't need to be any in Steven Universe.

>I genuinely don't get what your problem with it is.

It's lazy, unimaginative, and gives the character an unnecessary defect. The stripes don't even cover that much of her body that tattoos couldn't fit in their place. It would also take much more effort to think of the tattoo designs.
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>>85019147
A PS2 game called Dark Cloud, its a pretty cool dungeon crawler, I think it's on the PS4 digital store too.
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>>85019131
Bait is when you bait someone (obviously). You posted a picture from tumblr everyone hates and expect people to not talk about it? This isn't bait. Bait would be if you said: "Look at this amazing drawing of human gems". Although terrible bait.
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>>85019173
Dark Cloud 2 is the best shit
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>>85019131
You obviously have no idea what bait is.
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>>85019131
>expecting us not to take bait

Where's the fun in that?
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>>85019173
oh shit
i actually have that, i just never got around to playing it.
neat
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>>85019176
Its true art to be able to bait without making it immediately obvious at first
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Can I see any leaks from the Spanish worker CN? please? There's something about the barn and flights to other planets with Lapis and Stephen.
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>>85017537
Thank you for at, hope your getting some sleep!
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>>85019131
>le o'le reverse bait
well memed friendo
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>>85019131
Pretty sure it was posted to get discussion going.
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>>85018870
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>>85017974
>>85017942
>>85018484
read this

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11493257/1/SU-oneshots
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>>85019120
Well that's just like, your opinion, man.

>>85019123
It's not the laziest, it's the most accurate. She is born having striped-ass skin. That's the fucking character. Just because you're on a crusade against every single thing that tumblr enjoys doesn't make this any less accurate. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

>>85019130
Why the fuck would Amy have it? And there wouldn't BE an early Garnet- humans doesn't unfuse from themselves. That doesn't make sense.

>>85019139
You're just objectively wrong.

>>85019149
THIS IS ALSO A GOOD SOLUTION. YES. ACCEPTABLE. GOOD JOB.

>>85019156
She's practically already a damn amazon with big muscles. I don't think having a skin condition really sets her apart- nor is it like she's interacting with anyone that would give a shit. And what's the alternative? Oh because massive facial tattoos are super common and no one would think that's weird?

>>85019159
I would strongly disagree that vitiligo looks inhuman, but I guess that's just subjective.

>>85019169
Effort doesn't equal quality. Also, they cover plenty of her body- they cover the top half of her damn face.

>and Steven Universe doesn't need any
Yeah good thing this is a fucking human AU and not the actual show. So you can chill.
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>>85019224
Thanks for the (you) :)
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>>85018998
you got an art site, homie?
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>>85019224
Here's your (You)
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>>85019196
somebody
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>>85019224
>Well that's just like, your opinion, man
>You're just objectively wrong

Which is it? Is art subjective or not?
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>>85019250
Once told me the world is gonna roll me
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>>85019239
yeah man
paradoxjelli.tumblr.com
i'll update it later today, its been a while
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>>85019108
Vitiligo Jasper is pretty hot. Not because of the vitiligo. She's just hot. White strips on brown.
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>>85019252
It's up for debate if she is cow-like, but saying tribal tattoos are better than anything is just wrong.

Art is always up for debate. Tribal tattoos are not art.
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>>85019052
I think she likes it now. Even proud of it too

>The new leader of the Crystal Gems
Kek
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>>85019224
stipes=/= blotches
It's a bad way to represent it.
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>>85019067
I keep reading this but I haven't seen it anywhere.
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>>85019224
you can come up with better ideas in 5 minutes
>make her a tough guy with a lot of scars and a nose cast

> go for the beach theme. make her a surfer, give her tattoos. you can even give her tan marks of a pair of sunglasses if you don't want tattoos across her face zinc oxide nose and all

>a worker. buff. orange vest with black stripes. yellow construction helmet, orange security glasses. dirt near her hands and arms in a vague stripe pattern. heavy boots, focus on the general feel instead of a literal interpretation

anon you can do a lot of things with her vitiligo is the laziest option
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>>85019273
I aint the shapperst fool on the beeeed
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>>85019311
or even stretch marks would be better, the fat tumblr bitches would like that too i bet so they could relate.
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>>85019224
Jasper's skin isn't special dumbass. Tons of minerals have wild patterns on them so obviously if she was human her skin wouldn't special then either.

Stop reaching so you can justify your stupid fetishes.
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Scar Jasper is where it's at, fools.
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>>85019344
How she physically fucking looks is more important than the completely irrelevant backstory of her skin being normal.

No one has ever talked about how normal her skin is because it's not fucking important. But how the actual character looks is because that's how we see her- it is unavoidable- it is how she looks.

Stop reaching because you have some sort of hate-fetish against this blanket concept of "diversity".
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>>85019351
Looks more like burn victim
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>>85019351
Looks like a darksouls hollow
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>Greg gets 10 million in royalties.
>Lapis finds out that her likeness was used on an album cover of some album that never sold.
>Sues Greg for every penny.
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>>85019351
GIMME THE CHOCOLATE LAPIS
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>>85019402
Silly anon, gems don't have human rights. Such as the right to sue
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>>85019369
that's exactly my point. to make a literal interpretation they give her something that isn't part of the character. and that's lazy and unimaginative. by example, if you were drawing a human rose you wouldn't make her 8 ft tall despite the fact that height is possible cause that isn't relevant in the context of her character
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>>85019402
>Counter-sues her for breaking his leg
>Tacks on trying to kill his son
>Both their lawyers laughing it up
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>>85019417
They seem to own some very nice beachfront property.
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>>85019413
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>>85019419
>that's exactly my point. to make a literal interpretation they give her something that isn't part of the character.

Jasper has stripes so they give her stripes.

The end.

This is only an issue if you're a faggot looking for an excuse to get mad.
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>>85019425
>Counter-sues her for breaking his leg
"I used up my best yard stick to splint that thing!"
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>>85019428

I wouldn't to be the guy who has to go force them to leave.

Also they were probably given the land in proper after the war ended because they ((likely)) saved beach city from being obliterated by the diamond nuke.
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>>85019428
I think that's mostly because no tax collector has bother to collect from being that can toss cars like basketballs.
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>>85018893
Did they roll fucking dice to determine what race/ethnicity they were going to interpret each character as?
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>>85019445
>Beach city is five thousand years old
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>>85019402
> Assumes Greg actually releases the album
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>>85018786
...
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>>85019013
>Like this. That's not even possible for any two of those fusions to exist at one time.They don't even watch the show

Like the stupid bitch that drew this shit right?

I know you want to jerk off your tumblr hate boner but they're together for fun.
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>>85019370
That's what scars are you fucking pizza roll.
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>>85019419
That's actually an alright point.

Having said that, I still think you're making too big of a deal out of it. Maybe it isn't the most creative solution, but it is more than acceptable.

Especially considering the fact that we don't know if Jasper has normal skin. Every other Jasper we've seen has been a single colored beings in flashbacks. The only except is a virtual demonstration that Rose showed to Steven to give him a picture of the war- but she could've easily just made her make-believe opponent look like Jasper because that was someone Steven was already familiar with.

Again, I'm not saying that's a concrete point, nor do I fully believe her skin to be uncommon- but I'm saying you are taking that to be WAY too big of a deal. That is such a completely incidental part of her character- and far lower on the totem pole of important to the physical design of the character that everyone would be looking at all the time.
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>>85019450

>septum ring
disgussssssssting
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>>85019485
I meant to say PEARL showed to Steven. Sorry. Little tired.
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>>85019464
>Reading comprehension
>Thinking just using her likeness isn't enough
Unless he uses the a visual version of the small penis defense then he's screwed.
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>>85019458
>we only had superior races in mind
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>>85019480
Burns are scars. Scars aren't burns, you absolute lemon.
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>>85019439
and she's orange and 8 ft tall at least. that's irrelevant when you're trying to make a human interpretation, the important part is to extrapolate who the characters are to our context.
you're the one calling me a faggot when you don't have any more excuses to justify your fetish, i wouldn't say that I'm the one who's mad
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>>85016909
>Garnet and Jasper fuse through a choreographed fight scene instead of dancing
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>>85019524
why the fuck do you keep calling it a fetish

who the fuck do you think you're talking to

do you have a mental disability
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>>85019524
>the important part is to extrapolate who the characters are to our context.
Exactly. So making her some scene bitch who wants to get her fucking face tattoo'd makes even less sense.

she was born with striped skin. that skin now, in this setting, being more uncommon than it previously was changes absolutely nothing even remotely important or vital to her character in the slightest. It is so minor as to barely even be considered worthy of thought. the entire look and design of the character is far more important than some totally fucking irrelevant tidbit of information that has never been brought up and is of dubious canon as is.
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>>85019439
Amethyst has purple skin, Pearl has a fucking rock embedded in her forehead.

Yet humanized versions of those two don't keep those features, but they're not integral features of the character, they're stylized features pertaining to them being gems, just like Jasper's stripes.

Vitiligo Jasper is stupid.
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>>85019485
to be fair those were silhouettes on the background, they didn't even had defined clothes. and even the corrupted gems from the leaks have patterns[spoiler/] we don't have any indication that our jasper is different from the others in any way
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>>85019524
Actually I'd say you would. You're lashing out against me because you think I'm defending this out of a fetish?

Mate, I'm just sick of Tumblrshit arguments, and you're literally keeping one going by carrying on about stripey Jasper. You're carrying on about stripey Jasper and these damn Tumblrs trying to... fuck why ARE you mad? Giving a character an inoffensive skin condition seems like such a goddamn non-issue, especially in the face of all the other reasons people get mad at Tumblr.

I mean, you expect people to be getting triggered by Tumblr because they're getting mad about pandering to the gay agenda or the feminist agenda or the liberal agenda or the black agenda or the whatever agenda. Are you mad about the Vitiligo Agenda? Are they going to force all depictions of people to have two-toned skin?
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>>85019572
>Amy has purple skin
Correct. One single skin tone. A fact that is kept consistent in her human form.

>Rock in her forehead
don't be a fucking retard. obviously the gems don't carry over. that counts for every single gem. you don't see me saying jasper needs to have a prosthetic nose.

you're just being a whiny cunt because you don't like vitiligo. you can't accept the fact that the design of the character is more important than some totally random and not even confirmed canon piece of background information.

At this point I think I'm getting trolled. No one can be this stupid.
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>>85019439
>Jasper has stripes so they give her stripes.
Sapphire has one eye, will you make her a cyclops or will you gouge her eye out when you make her human?
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>>85019572
>Vitiligo Jasper is stupid.

WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE TUMBLR ROUTINELY DOES STUPID THINGS AND GETTING MAD ABOUT IT ON 4CHAN WHERE THEY WON'T EVEN SEE YOU GETTING MAD IS POINTLESS
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>>85019523
A burn isn't a scar. A burn becomes a scar after it heals you flat Diet Dr. Pepper.
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>>85019402
> P: Is this... is this me?
> G: Oh! No! Well... yeah. It was right after you made a tower to space out of the ocean and broke my van. And my leg.
> P: Oh.
> G: But it's different now! Steven said it wasn't like you! And now I know you a little better, I see where he's coming from.
> P: Steven said that?
> G: Yeah.
awkward pause
> P: He's wrong.
drop book. walk away
> G: ooh boy
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>>85019608
Yeah, that's a good idea; you could put a little bandage over one eye like in my japanese anime.
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>>85019608
I've seen some human Sapphires with eye patches.
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>>85019608
No, because I'm not a Tumblr who makes humanized versions of characters.

Why are you trying to use me as the conduit to get mad at a bunch of girls on a shitty website that is not the shitty website you are currently using?
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>>85019608
don't fucking equate a totally inhuman and impossible-to-humanize feature like being born with one eye, and try to make that even remotely equivalent to a very fucking easy to humanize concept of having striped skin.
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>>85019623
Why did you use 'P' for Lapis?
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>>85019641
Pisslady.
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>>85019608
PLEASE kill yourself or at the very least, go to tumblr where all the people you hate are so you can complain directly to them instead of forcing your mental damage onto us

You're one of the most annoying human beings I've ever had the displeasure with which to interact
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>>85019590
yes, cause i wrote a wall of text. sure. giving a character a characteristic they don't have for the sake of a literal interpretation is lazy and childish
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>>85019530
>Garnet accidentally falls on top of Jasper the fight
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>>85019608
>>85019626
Went to school with a kid who was blind in one eye. She wore glasses and put a sticker over the lens for the eye that was bung. That could work for her.
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Hey could >>85018200 be Lapis trying to take the style of >>85019623
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>>85019623
'Cause I'm a fucking idiot.
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>>85019649
and fundamentally altering the physical design of a character because you think some irrelevant, unconfirmed, random tidbit of information is more important than how they look all the time, is goddamned retarded.
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>>85019600
She doesn't have to keep the fact that she doesn't have a fucking nose, but she has to keep the stripes? And I'M the retard? You can't even keep consistent logic.

If her literal physical features as a gem have to be preserved than she SHOULD have a prosthetic nose, and she should have some kind of medical condition that makes her hair white and another that makes her 8 feet tall and ripped. But that would be stupid, like you.
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>>85019640
You know what the difference is? There is none. Both having one eye and having striped skin on human characters are physical disorders. Neither Sapphire nor Jasper have anything wrong with them by gem standarts. As far as we know
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>>85019667
sure anon, she's an special snowflake just like you
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>>85019649
IT'S FROM TUMBLR YOU FUCKING HUMAN GARBAGE DUMP, OF COURSE IT'S LAZY AND CHILDISH

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TUMBLR BEING LAZY AND CHILDISH AND GETTING MAD ABOUT THEM BEING LAZY AND CHILDISH IS LIKE GETTING MAD AT A SLOTH FOR BEING SLOW

NOW I AM MAD BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DENSE IT'S INEXCUSABLE
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>>85019670
>She doesn't have to keep the fact that she doesn't have a fucking nose, but she has to keep the stripes? And I'M the retard? You can't even keep consistent logic.
Except I can because if you understood the english fucking language or cared to read the words I am fucking typing, you would see that I very deliberately said that gems obviously need to go. Obviously you need mental help because you can read two fucking sentences.
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>>85019667
her being somehow special is precisely that. an irrelevant, unconfirmed, random tidbit of information
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>>85019664
>>85019641

Couldn't even reference the right post
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>>85019671
except there is a difference because you CAN be born with striped skin and you CAN'T be born with a single eye resting in the center of your face.
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>>85019647
I'll go to tumblr and follow artists that aren't bad and will look at art that's good. This is fucking 4chan. YOU'RE the one that's being a fucking tumblr dumbass because you want people to kill themself over a fucking design discussion.
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>>85019678
Good. You've officially given up on having any kind of discussion. Glad to know you're a confirmed autist.
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>>85019705
>you want people to kill themself over a fucking design discussion.

>I don't like this!

>'k

>so what?

>Did Tumblr make some more shitty art?

>NO! I do NOT like it!

>Who cares?

>NO! STOP DEFENDING IT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FETISH!
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>>85019686
sure anon. you don't give a shit, that's exactly why you wrote this much
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>>85019698
Yes...?

That's MY point, idiot.

Whether or not her skin is common or uncommon is irrelevant, unconfirmed, and stupid. What matters far more is her physical design.

Are you agreeing with me now? Or is this some sort of 3rd grade reverse psychology?
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The last 100 or so posts are a fucking disaster I want you guys to know that
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>>85019714
not that anon, but you know there's 100+ people right?
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>>85019688
That's what's inconsistent you manifestation of pure autism. If the gems don't need to stay, the stripes don't need to stay. And choosing to preserve the stripes and only the stripes through some obscure skin condition is just a plain stupid idea by artists trying too hard to be artsy.
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>>85019723
I don't give a shit about Tumblr's shitty art. I DO give a shit about you and people like you shitting up not just this thread, but MULTIPLE BOARDS by constantly crying about petty dumb shit Tumblr does.

You people are a cancer. Goddamn /v/ looks worse than an old man's prostate with how riddled with cancer it is, and /co/'s getting to be just as bad.
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>>85019730
her skin is particular as a gem. why would you give her a rare condition as a human?
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>>85019714
I hate when people devolve that way. Good thing this is irrelevant shit, and they're not in charge of anything important.
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>>85019535
The word 'fetish' isn't inherently sexual. Look it up.

>>85019600
Except literally the only reason you want Jasper to have vitiligio is for representation. Just so it can be there. Because you think it's cool

We said it wasn't cool. You decided to chimp out.

Am I missing anything?

Also, it's cute how you're pretending you were accepting any input on the matter from the get-go. SHE NEEDS VITILIGIO INSTEAD OF TATTOOS BECAUSE I HATE TATTOOS.

>>>Tumblr
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>>85019753
*isn't
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Let's all commemorate the time /sug/ hit rock bottom.
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>>85019719
I'm not the person that called this a fetish.
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>>85019763
So when it got put in /trash/?
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>>85019703
just because you can do something doesn't mean you're not a faggot for doing it.
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>>85019766
Who said they're all the same person?
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>>85019766
Do you know how anonymity works?
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> hit rock bottom
I like where this is going
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>>85019741
It isn't inconsistent- it's very fucking consistent.

Anything that can stay, stays. Gems and anything directly related to gems (I.E. their placement) can't because that's inhuman. Sapphire's single eye has to be altered because there is no way for a human to be born with a single eye in the center of their face. Jasper's skin can totally work because humans can have that same sort of skin, and only a stupid fucking autist would lose his shit over the loss of the oh-so-vital part of Jasper's character that is 'uh... she has normal skin" even though it's never been brought up or confirmed and is thus irrelevant. Whereas HOW THE CHARACTER FUCKING LOOKS is REALLY RELEVANT because THAT'S HOW THEY LOOK.

>>85019757
>except the only reason you want it is for representation
Except that's wrong you fuckhead. It's simply the most logical solution- she's born with striped skin. The. Fucking. End.
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>>85019776
Yeah, like getting mad about Tumblr. Just because you can get mad about a bunch of dumb, bored white girls pretending to be special, avant-garde trendsetters on the internet (but not on their website where they can actually see it of course) doesn't mean you're not a faggot for doing it.
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>>85019790
Jasper is not for sexual anon
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>>85019795
That' be believable if she didn't spend her last appearance thirsting worse than Pearl.
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>>85019790
We already hit rock-bottom /sug/kers, all we're doing now is digging a hole in the stone.
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>>85019751
sure anon. sure. we were talking about lazy design and you're with some board drama i don't even care about now. congratulations, you made yourself mad
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>MY subjective opinion is better than YOUR subjective opinion
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Hey, /sug/, do you have that pic of Alexandrite and Malachite kaijufighting on the ocean while a small watermelon Steven watches? I can't find that thing anywhere. It's a little like pic related.
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>>85019777
>>85019784
That greentext made no sense then. They clearly imply in it that there's a person being pissy in a "EVERYONE DO WHAT I LIKE AND NOT WHAT I DON'T LIKE", when all I said was that having human Jasper striped was stupid.
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>>85019810
I thought we were trying to dig 'up'?
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>>85019791
>It's simply the most logical solution- she's born with striped skin. The. Fucking. End.

You're an idiot. She doesn't have striped skin regardless. Gems don't have 'skin'. The stripe pattern comes from the mineral, which we can be pretty sure doesn't transfer aesthetically just like Lapis' blue skin doesn't.

Class dismissed.
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>>85019821
>sure anon. sure. we were talking about lazy design

Which was started from someone posting shitty Tumblr art you disingenuous prick.
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>>85019795
Jasper is like a bug
Both of them are for the fug
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>>85019808
No one is worse than pearl
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>>85019841
>Gems don't have 'skin'
Don't split hairs like a cunt, cunt. It's about how the character looks.

>Class dismissed
oh yeah, you really rocked the house with that one, fucking faggot.
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>>85019851
This is why people say you have a fetish
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>>85019845
Disgusting, take your abuse of the mentally deformed elsewhere
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>>85019845
bug not for fug or tug. hug only
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>>85017651
"fix"
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>>85019791
isn't the most logical, is the easiest. you're the one losing their shit and picking arbitrarily what's gem exclusive and what isn't
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>>85019845
The bug is ONLY for fug by people who would fug the bug when the bug is at her buggiest.
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>>85019860
Why? because I care about best maintaining the design of the character instead of focusing on totally irrelevant information like the percentage of people who have the same skintone as the character?

Yeah, it's definitely because you want to maintain that vital aspect of Jasper's character, and not because you've got a grudge against anything that could be considered even remotely PC.
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>>85019861
>>85019862
Bug is certainly for fug, especially when she gets really bug, like >>85019867 said
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>>85019851
>Don't split hairs like a cunt, cunt. It's about how the character looks.

Pretty sure she doesn't have fucking vitiligio, that's for sure.
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>>85019864
>isn't the most logical, is the easiest.
It's both. Why are these things somehow mutually exclusive to you?

>picking arbitrarily what's gem exclusive and what isn't
How the fuck is "How humans can physically look" considered arbitrary? Humans don't have fucking gems in their fucking faces. Humans don't have single fucking eyeballs. Humans CAN and DO have striped skin.

It is not arbitrary. It is literally what human beings are capable of.
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>>85019791
>Anything that can stay, stays.

You just invalidated every fanart of every character that changed or omitted traits that could be theoretically represented on a human.

How's it feel to a fucking fascist?

Vitiligo Jasper is pure cancer.
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>>85019893
She has naturally striped skin, the human equivalent of which is vitiligo.
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>>85019893
That's the picture we'll finish with.

And it's perfectly fitting for this fucking thread. Who would have thought the OP would be so prophetic.
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>>85019903
>I'm mentally handicapped and I care more about pointless background information than how the character looks- I'm also a huge pussy who uses that shitty excuse as a defense because I'm not willing to just admit that I'm only arguing because I don't like how vitiligo looks

good argument you fat fuck
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>>85019908
Pearl has naturally receding hairline, the human equivalent of which is going bald.
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>>85019844
so? where the art comes from is irrelevant, you were the one who started with the tumblr thing while i was mentioning the design choices
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I mean WHO GIVES A SHIT if someone gives Jasper Vitiligo? It's NOTHING. It's not like they're making her deaf, or blind. It's a skin condition. And it's not a skin condition like severe acne and acne scars or anything gross like that, it's some mottling.

It'd have as big an impact on her character as her stripes do, so you can take or leave them. They don't matter. And because they don't matter there is no reason to be mad with their inclusion or exclusion. It's not like Vitiligo Jasper is wearing a shirt that says VITILIGO PRIDE and is campaigning for Vitiligo American Rights.
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>>85019923
first off, no, it's just far back, mostly in direct fucking relation to the placement of her gem, which we already established doesn't follow through for humans,

secondly, it's not receding, because that would mean it's getting further and further back, which it isn't

and lastly how the fuck is that even an argument against what I said in the slighest
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>>85019923
Isn't the human equivalent of a receeding hairline, a receeding hairline?
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Tattoo stripes > Vitiligo stripes
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>>85019917
>this fucking tumblr ass bitch defending a stupid art quirk with broken logic because they picked sides too early and can't stand to admit they're wrong.
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Settle this once and for all! loser has to leave town:

http://www.strawpoll.me/10878015
http://www.strawpoll.me/10878015
http://www.strawpoll.me/10878015
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>>85019923
>naturally receding hairline, the human equivalent of which is going bald.

Those are both the same thing. The human equivalent of receding hairlines is receding hairlines because humans whose hairlines are receding are humans who are going bald. Did you think you were being clever? I really hope not.
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>>85019876
>Yearl just gets smugger and smugger
>Bloople gets throttled

It ain't easy being blue.
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>>85019894
a rare condition as the equivalent of a common look is logical for you?
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>>85019972
Where's the option for who cares?
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>>85019984
Not voting.
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>>85019984
Wheres the option for get these fuckers out of these threads.
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>>85019988
But if Who Cares won, then the Yes fags and the No fags would both have to leave.
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>>85019972
Let it be known in the sight of gods and men that vitiligo Jasper is gay af.
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I like how all this vitiligo discussion came from a picture where Jasper isn't even the one who has vitiligo. It was Garnet. Which is MUCH more retarded.
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>>85019983

How a character looks + maintaining the logic that they were born with their skin > an irrelevant detail concerning the percentage of people who share the same type of skin as the character
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>>85019997
Fuck you're right, we could have been cleansed this place completely. Oh well, next time this shit comes up
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>>85019997
>>85019984
>>85019988

http://www.strawpoll.me/10878034
http://www.strawpoll.me/10878034
http://www.strawpoll.me/10878034
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>>85020008
Oh my fucking god we're idiots. We're retarded. No wonder we get shitcanned to /trash/ so quickly.
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>>85020027
>Still 121 poster
>Pretty sure early as fuck

Just /co/mblur
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>>85019701
Don't be like that anon
I liked your story, it was really in character
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>>85018893
At least pearl isn't asian this time, I think being french would fit her best
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>>85020027
The haitus has taken it's toll.
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>>85020011
The logic behind the character is more important as you said it, she's not different from other jaspers, a rare condition would give her characteristics she doesn't doesn't have
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FUCK IT, NEW POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/10878053
http://www.strawpoll.me/10878053
http://www.strawpoll.me/10878053
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>>85020044
Fun Fact: The voice actors for Pearl, Amethyst, and Garnet are all Asian women.
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>>85020058
>and Garnet

Did you mean "and Peridot"
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>>85020024
You think you're funny?
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>>85020049
She's already a unique human and not a member of a war race that creates fucking duplicates of the same type of person over and over.

The characters physical appearance which we see all the time, plus maintaining the objective logic that she was born with her own skin > something that no one on earth gives a single fuck about except for you, and is of zero consequence to the actual character
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>>85020052
All fanart is okay
as long as it just stays in your headcanon

also vertigilio jasper is okay, looked a lot better than garnet's
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>>85020058
>estelle is asian
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>>85020058
"Yeah and so are YD, Connie, Jasper, and Steven"
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>>85020052
>no futa Jasper
all other Jaspers are trash
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>>85020052
>no sunburn

FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY FAVORITE ONE

GOD DAMN IT
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>>85020065
I know what I fucking said.
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>>85020058
Yeah but VAs rarely look like their characters and have pretty different voices. Especially cause most boys are voiced by women
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>>85020078
Do you have any examples?
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>>85018213
Angel!!!!!!!
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>>85020052
Tattoo is the dumbest option, doesn't even fit her
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>>85020089
No, because no one has ever drawn it, but the idea is my favorite.

They live in Beach City. It makes perfect sense. Either she's just lazy about putting on sunscreen, and sorta just smears it and leaves it there, so it's all blotchy- or she gets pranked by Lapis and Amy.

It's perfect.
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>>85020098
Don't you fucking start it again
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>>85020108
Rep up /sug/,

Team Vitiligo,

or Team Chemotherapy?
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>>85020069
a rare condition would make her stand out from the crowd. our jasper doesn't have that
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>>85020121
She's already a big buff amazonian waifu. She stands out as is.

Unless you're talking about homeworld in which case we're on completely different pages and really shouldn't even be talking, because I'm talking about Jasper in Beach City.
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>>85020127
you know what i mean. she's a regular gem
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>>85020146
I understand that, I'm not trying to trick you. I'm just saying that Jasper is one of a kind in Beach City.
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Hi there /sug/ friends :)
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>>85020246
Hey, mate!
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>>85020246
fuck off
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>>85020127
>big buff amazonian waifu
Crawling on her knees and losing fight against weak Stevonnie? More like big buff pathetic waste of resources.
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>>85020283
If you were nicer, you would have more friends, and having friends is cool!
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Does anyone feel like they came up with Alexandrite's look too early and dropped the ball with it? She looks shit compared to every other gem fusion imo.
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>>85020302
Go suck Daddy Derrick's dick.
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Why does Marty have shark teeth?
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>>85020302
fuck off, Steven
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>>85020311
At least you got the reference.
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>>85020246
Wassup my fellow /sug/gy wuggy
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>>85020309
I'd have to disagree, I personally think that Alexandrite look is pretty amazing. However I can't deny that she is odd looking compared to the other fusion, but I think it's because the fusion is composed of too many gem to be as stable as let's say Opal or Rainbow Quartz.
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>>85019816
Blue Pearl practicing using a spear in her cloister of Blue Diamond's residence. Yellow Pearl enters.
> Y: Yellow Diamond has requested a dispatch of...

YP sees the weapon training.

> Y: Your Diamond... has you practicing to FIGHT?
> B: ... yes.

YP is skeptical. BP panics.

> Y: Well. I shall just be returning to...
> B: DON'T TELL HER!

BP grabs YP by the shoulders

> B: Please don't tell her. Them. EITHER of our Diamonds.
> Y: Keep a secret from my DIAMOND!? Impossible! I could never...
> B: You can if you want to!
> Y: What we WANT is irrelevant. What we DO matters.
> B: Don't you ever want to DO more than THIS? To spend one MOMENT out of their grip!?
> Y: What I want is irrele...

Yellow Pearl sees Blue Pearl is breaking down

> Y: Their grip is much greater than ours. And we're Pearls. We are MADE to SERVE. Leaving our Diamonds is like leaving our PURPOSE. Do you want to have no MEANING?
> B: Is that all we're for, though? To SERVE? Don't you see!? We are the VOICE of our Diamond when she DEIGNS not to SPEAK! Her HANDS when she BORES of ACTING! We SERVE, yes. But we also COMMAND.

Yellow Pearl panics, covering Blue Pearl's mouth her hands. Pushes her to a wall.

> Y: Do you want to be shattered so badly?
> B: ...
> Y: You need to stop this thinking. A Pearl is a Pearl. It's all we can be.

Blue Pearl projects an image of the Crystal Gem Pearl, bearing two swords. Yellow Pearl, surprised at the sight, releases her grip.

> B: A Pearl is what we CAN be.
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>>85020313
Meaningless artistic choice, I'd say.
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>page 8 purgatory
>u
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>a
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>y
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxxQS5LJi9w
I can't believe they ripped metalocalypse off
im just laughing too hard right now
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How come Steven gets Pearl Points, don't I get Pearl Points?
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Pearl is the best mom. And gem. And character.
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>>85020452
This.
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So, while we're stuck with the image limit reached, does any of you has got theories or headcanons they'd like to share?
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>>85020452
That's fine and all, but which one would you fug?
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>>85020452
But Garnet is the best stable mother and gem.
Character is lacking but it's better then a grieving widow.
>>
How has nobody posted a high quality upload of that Bismuth promo yet.

it's been a fucking day already
>>
Morning shitheaps

How the FUCK are yall doing
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>>85020452
Best mom is Garnet
Best gem is Peridot
But I'm fine with best character
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>>85020517
Pretty fine, wish there would be more action here.
How about you?
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>>85020517
I'm sad that I have no Pearl Points...
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>>85020474
Connie temporarily mindbreaks Steven when they fuse
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>>85020474
This thread I learned Blue Pearl is a dress-up doll and Yellow Pearl has traumatic anxiety, which she deals with by treating everyone like garbage.
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>>85020521
Agreed
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Beta leaks when fags?
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>>85020533

I got no gosh darn food in my house because I'm probably going to be gone for the whole week thanks to work. So I'm hungry and annoyed. And the week is going to be some fucking shit lemme tell ya. I had a nightmare about my job last night. I always have nightmares about my job. Plus, I'm still super pissed about the leaks. Stop it! Just stop leaking! Now we know the ENTIRE FUCKING PLOT OF NEXT WEEK'S EPISODES.

>>85020538
aren't we all.

We'll never get into the Pearl Prize Pouch
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>>85020567
Tomorrow.

There should be leaks of Bismuth tonight.
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>>85020547
How would she have developed the traumatic anxiety?
Any events or simply by being a slave forever, which is pretty traumatic in itself?
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>>85020572
Do you think she has little boxes of sultanas in there? I bet she has that and stuff like lip balm in the Pearl Prize Pouch...
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>>85020572
Can I know what your job is? Also get more details on the nightmares?
Out of curiosity and also because sharing nightmares can help coping with them for some people.
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>>85020539
Steven is naive to the intensity of Connie's negative feelings (anxiety, rage, social anxiety, etc) so when it kicks in it kicks like a mule. Steven over-reacts and Connie has trouble reigning him in. She wants to express them, and she can't put the genie back in the bottle.
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>>85020593

Things in the Pearl Prize Pouch:
>Temporary Tattoos
>Plastic Army Men
>Those little alien finger puppets
>Black spider rings
>Those sticky hands you slap on glass, leaving a smudge and pissing off your mom
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>>85020517
Still can't get over the fact Jasper being weak an miserable is canon now. I started watching SU because of her. Why, oh why?
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>>85020581
Probably intensive abuse from Yellow Diamond. >>85018286
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>>85020605
Nah, it'll be things like pencils, erasers, and post-it notes.

It's like a back-to-school sale in there.
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>>85020605
What about candy
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>>85020595

I work as a field technician for an industry I won't disclose, but it's dirty, tiring, and shit breaks ALL THE TIME.

I have constant nightmares about not being able to fix the things that are broken, and everyone getting really mad at me. My boss, the workers at the various sites I travel to. Most nightmares end with a piece of equipment flipping over or exploding.
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>>85020615
Weak?
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>>85020605
>Plastic Army Men
>not Gem miniatures based on past Crystal Gems and some Homeworld gems that Pearl considered noteworhy

Get with it my man.

Cartoon Network make that a toyline if you include all the gems we've seen in the show I'll buy them all.
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>>85020625

Now, it's purely headcanon, but I imagine Pearl would find tooth decay disgusting and therefore be completely against sweets
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>>85020474
Fanfiction time!
Prologue: Greg snuck along on one of the Crystal Gems missions. During a battle, Pearl made a mistake that almost got Greg killed, Rose had to swoop in and save him but got poofed in the process.

It had been days since the mission, Greg was sitting on the highest palm of the temple statue. He had asked Garnet to take him there, since Rose would usually give him a lift.
He was sitting quietly stroking Rose's Gem while looking at the sunset. He had been doing this for weeks now, every evening he would go up there and caress Rose.
Sometimes he would sing, sometimes he would just talk, but tonight he was silent. Suddenly the gem rose out of Greg's hands and glowed, just as quickly as she had gone away she came back.
Greg didn't do anything, just smiled at her, Rose did the same thing. After a while Greg broke the silence,
> Greg: What took you so long?
>Rose: I had a lot to think about.
Rose sat down next to him wrapping her arms around him almost covering his whole body.
>Rose: Greg, do you remember when we talked about having a child?
It almost sounded like Rose was forcing the words out of herself.
>Greg: I remember you telling me we couldn't, and I also remember telling you it was okay. I love you no matter what.
Greg could tell she was worried about something.
>Rose: I lied, there is a way we can have a child. But you're not going to like it. You know how humans give half of themselves to create a whole new child? Well Gems can't do that, we work differently. To fill my half to complete the child, I can't just give half of myself, I have to give everything...
Roses voice failed her as she said the last part.
>Greg: Wait, I don't understand what you mean.
>Rose: It means, for this child to exist, I can not. I will have to become a part of it, I have to give my gem to the child.
>Greg: Oh, I get it. But we don't have to do it, I mean I don't need anyone but you!
Greg laughed halfheartedly.
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>>85020625
Candy? Pearl gives out fruit on Halloween.
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>>85020626
Goddamn, that sounds like on hell of a draining job. Did you ever consider trying something else to earn a living?
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>>85020622
>Steven reaches in the Pearl Prize Pouch and pulls out a freshly pressed polo shirt and a pair of slacks
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>>85020640

Greg laughed half-heartedly.
>Rose: And I don't need anyone but you either. However I also don't want to outlive you Greg, just the thought of living thousands of years without you by my side breaks my heart. I've been thinking a lot about this while I was regenerating, this way I can be with you through our child, I can get to know you all over again, I get to love you all over again.
>Greg: I guess so, but I really don't want to lose your Rose, you're my gem.
Greg was almost crying now.
>Rose: You won't lose me, I'll just be in another form, you've seen me transform before right? It's the same thing, except more permanent. And I'll be human too, so we can truly be together.
>Greg: If it's what you really want Rose, I'll love you no matter what. I just hope I can be a good father. Ha, I guess I'll be your father." Greg was now crying and laughing at the same time.
>Rose: Don't worry Mr. Universe, I know you'll be a great father.
She brought Greg closer to her.
>Rose: But can I ask you a favor?
>Greg: Anything Rose!
Greg wiped his tears on her dress.
>Rose: When he's old enough can you let him live with the Crystal Gems, since he will be half human I feel he can help them grow as well, maybe even to love humans and you like I do.
She looked down on him with pleading eyes.
>Greg: So you decided it's gonna be a boy then? Can you even chose?
>Rose: I thought having a boy would be fun, we could do guy things together, I always wondered what that would be like.
She giggled a biy
>Greg: Well if you're choosing that, then I get to pick the name. How about Galactor Master of the Universe!
Greg stood up and made a rock'n'roll pose while facing the moon.
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>>85020662

>Rose: Oh, well I was hoping on a more human name, since he's going to be part human.
Rose seemed kind of flustered.
Greg turned and looked at her smiling.
>Greg: Then how about Steven, can't get more human than that!
Rose smiled back and hugged Greg.
>Greg: Now, can you do me a favor too?
Greg was whispering.
>Rose: Anything Mr. Universe" she whispered back.
Greg parted the hug halfway and looked Rose in the eyes.
>Greg: Can you go easy on Pearl, she's been punishing herself enough as it is the past few weeks.
Rose nodded and hugged him again.
>Rose: I hope our son cares about us Crystal Gems as much as you do Greg.

I wrote a whole lot more before this part, but I'm not confident enough in my narrating of battles and such.
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>>85020652

I have to work this job for at least like, three more years, so I can get the experience to apply for a different position.

I started a year ago, and unfortunately I sort of built my life around the job. I moved to a new state. My only car is a company vehicle. And I'm the only field technician in my region, so I have job security.

But that's life. Better than being unemployed.
>>
>>85020605
> Anti-septic
> Bandaids
> Mints
> Marker
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>>85020643
Hey, she gives out strawberries from the strawberry battlefield! That's a very nice substitute for shitty store bought candy.
>>
>>85020627
Spoilers said Stevonnie beated her. Also, she seemed kinda weakminded in Alone at Sea.
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>>85020687
Fresh wild strawberries are awesome though
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>>85020698
She only beat her because she's a fusion!
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>>85020675
I agree, better tan being unemployed. Also, it's good to know this isn't permanent, although there must be a way for your life to not only be this job.
I really hope you'll find a solution and things gets less stressful for you.
>>
>>85020721
a very weak one at that.

Jasper has really lost her edge.
>>
>>85020672
Thank you so much for this short fic. I really appreciated it.
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>>85020698
Stevonnie hasn't fought anyone yet. She could be stronger than Garnet.
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>>85020736

Thanks Anon. Keep on keepin' on.
>>
so do you guys know about this?
>http://www.toonzone.net/forums/threads/cartoon-network-august-2016-premiere-info.5556181/
episodes carry on weekly after the nuke ends
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>>85020746
I'm glad you like it. I also had a part where Rose was making fun of Gregs receding hairline, and Greg just jokingly saying he was fine with it cause he got to spend all his "good hair days" with Rose. It was cute, but I figured this part was better since it actually goes into the decision of making Steven.
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>>85020770
Yeah miss-eps leaked a schedule showing episodes that suggested at a weekly change.

Bless.
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>>85020770

About fucking time.

I wonder if the failure of PPG played a part in this. Like CN finally realized "Oh shit this is probably the best cartoon on our channel."
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>>85020745
Being underwater raped for months will do that to you.

Also Steven is strong as fuck and Connie contributes nothing to a fight with a proper gem so it's more like Jasper vs. Steven than Jasper vs. Stevonnie.
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>>85020771
Yeah, it was really well written. I like your style and I'd like to read more from you.
Do you have any more fics on some other website like fanfic.net or whatever?
That is if you want to share it here, of course.
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>>85020721
It still looks like a giant downgrade for a war veteran and blah-blah to be beaten by an unexperienced half-human kid fusion.
>>85020752
So two kids are the strongest fighter now? Wow, ridiculous.
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>>85020795
To be honest that was my first fanfic ever, I've never really engrossed myself in other shows enough to write anything about it. I'm working on another one where Steven and Greg fuse, but I'm still working out the kinks of the story.
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>>85020806
No, only Steven since Connie is a weak piece of shit.
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>>85020806
Can't deny the 'humanity beats logic' trope.
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>>85020792
>Being underwater raped for months will do that to you
If you are lame have no willpower
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>>85020817
Well, you're a natural.
Keep going, anon!
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>>85020832
She was stuck underwater with Lapis for months, of course she turned lame and lost all her willpower.

She's probably thinking about killing herself all the time thanks to her time with the sad sack.
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> Connie brings clarity and tactical thought, and combat trraining
> Contributes nothing
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>>85020832
I've got time and a bathysphere, wanna see how we'll last?
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>>85020859
Her learning apprehension allows them to pick up new skills faster. Despite everything else in the episode, just look at how fast they learned to drive and race a car at a professional level.
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>>85020859
And can use the sword
>>
How have I managed to spend 5 hours in this general.
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>>85020855
No, she wouldn't become so lame if she was strong-minded, she lost their mental battle because she was already weaker that I thought. That's sad.

She's thinking about fusing back to Malachite all the time, it was made clear.
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>>85020890
I'm lame and have no willpower so it won't prove anything.
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>>85020859
So you're saying that Connie is actually a tactical genius that is essential to Steven fighting?

Yeah no fuck off, the moment she got her hands on a valuable and important weapon she lost it in 3 minutes. Connie is useless and fucking terrible.

Why is she being shoved in the spotlight so much recently when Steven is perfectly capable himself but is being held back by his damn connection to a filthy human?
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>>85020945
Because she wants physical power. If she's like the other Homeworld gems and told that she is what she will always be, then fusion is an expression of desire to grow. Be more powerful.
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>>85020928
You're here forever.
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>>85020957
WRONG! It'll prove the bathysphere isn't a waste of money!
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>>85020988

A bathysphere is NEVER a waste of money, goofball
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>>85016710
I personally hear it as rose singing to Greg. But who knows.
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>>85020971
Steven doesn't use his brain very much. He's all heart. Connie does the thinking, Steven does the dancing.
>>
>tfw I break down and watch the 2 minute preview for Steven vs Amethyst and in it they recap the entire plot of both Gem Hunt and Crack that Whip
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
Don't do it kids
Don't make my mistakes
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>>85020994
Tell that to my parents; always complaining about me "spending too much time underwater", "bringing strange men down below",and "the police are asking about that guy you took down with you, his parents are scared.".
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>>85020979
She is (was?) a warrior, she wants to be more powerful warrior. Not really a growth.
>>85020988
I don't even know what is is (and too lazy to google)
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>>85021002
No you can stop right there, Steven doesn't need anyone to think for him he is his own person who makes his own decisions, Connie will not puppet his power around in her disgusting machine known as Stevonnie wielding the sword of the gem who protected the Earth from certain destruction she seduced off of a lovestruck and exploitable Steven.

Connie is sick and she must be stopped before she covets Steven's magical destiny completely!
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>>85021026
thank you anon
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>>85021026
Oh well, it gets me more hyped

Stevonnie vs Jasper? Hell yes
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>>85021053
Gem Warrior. Physically they're done. Can only improve on tactics.

>>85021053
Thing you ride in Bioshock.
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>>85018436
What about jasper
>>
New thread

>>85021136
>>85021136
>>85021136
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>>85018345
I went to a puppyplay panel at a furcon. It changed my life.
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>>85021108
She will understand how pathetic she is now and poofs because of shame.
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>>85021087
We already know how it ends, boring
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>>85016587
what are her legs red?
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>>85016963
my god
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>>85019703
...well, you can, but from my understanding babies with that condition die very soon after or even before birth
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