Team Special Olympics

>>85009794
Do his SJW hangers on know about this comic?

>>85010167
Yes, they jump through lots of mental hoops to justify them

so what do pages get assuming their co-players aren't so shitty that they never manage to develop?
i'd imagine a page of void's only power would be flight from god tier, and instead they just get infinite rungs to climb on their echeladder with exponentially increasing viscosity and vim boosts

>>85009794
does anyone have the edit?

I miss Hussie, not gonna lie.

>>85014420
Where'd he go?

>>85014716
We'll find out when "Behind The Comic" returns.

>>85014716
Into the depths of NuHuss

>>85011268
That's dumb. Everyone was a dumb edgelord teenager at one point. They should be proud he learned better, not try to make it seem like everything he's ever done is perfect.

Looking at you too, Joss Whedon fans.

>>85015819
wtf nigger jokes are still funny what do you mean "learned better"

>>85015819
>learned better
I wouldn't call stuff like Davepeta "learned better". More "lost anything that made him entertaining"

>>85015819
>edgelord teenager
The guy is 36
He would've been in his mid-to-late 20s when he was doing this
He was just making jokes, no matter how offensive, because he thought they were funny

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>>85009794

>>85009794
Was he a moderator on the Penny Arcade forums or am I confusing him with someone else?

>>85017319
He posted on the PA forums, but he wasn't a mod.

>My massive Harry Potter fan sister got the new, shitty Harry Potter book and is having a breakdown on how bad it is
Reminds me of how pissed I was after I saw Act 7.

>>85017420
You should see how fans of Bleach, Tito Kubo's finest work are reacting right now.

>>85011268
No they don't

>>85017509
Explain.

>>85018022
Fuck I am now a #HillaryArtillery

>>85017722
Bleach has reached the point where only Kubo can save the main characters now.

In short order: The new big bad guy is stupidly overpowered, somehow he is linked to every single person who has ever fought him, he has two bodydoubles who are as strong as he is, and he can not only see the far future but can also modify the future itself.

>>85017722
It was literally the same shit we got with Lord English's lackluster defeat and Act 7's rushed non-ending but even stupider because we saw it happen.

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>>85017722
imagine if after collide we saw LE defeated by Dave running up to him randomly and dropping him with the Snoopcone sword, because the ULTIMATE sword breaks and reveals it's true form, the Snoopcone underneath.

That's the Juju, the secret weapon all along. The Snoopcone sword.

>>85017420
There's a new HP book?

>>85018295
Shit I am now a #Shill4TheHill

they're the best

the huss got worse with each new endeavor

>>85015819
All he learned was "don't offend your paying customers" with the caucasian debacle. The man has no real job. Shitty zodiac shirts and embezzling money put food on the table for him. He became pandering incarnate, first in it for the (you)s with forum CYOAs, then in it for the money with HS.

For once, having a day job might have actually helped someone be more of a free spirit.

Homestuck is garbage, but I still jerk off to nepeta daily.

>>85018313
>>85018535
Seeing Tekking rage over it was hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn-WdEMG6fo&t=12m30s

>>85018543
In the same way that act 7 is part of Homestuck

>>85018619
>Shitty zodiac shirts and embezzling money put food on the table for him
Why do people believe this?
Do they forget he was self sufficient and wrote Problem Sleuth + Homestuck for like 3 years before actually selling shirts on MSPA and never had a job then.

anyone who read 684 chapters of bleach deserves a shitty ending

>>85018649
Well yeah but we weren't expecting it to be THIS shitty
>I'm the ultimate villain and have the Almighty and can see the future and everything that could ever defeat me
>I can even change futures where I've died I'm invincible
>EXCEPT TO A MAGIC SILVER ARROW OUT OF NOWHERE THAT MY FUTURE-VISION DIDN'T SEE OH FUCK

>>85018621
>Deux ex Go Fuck Yourself
Ha.

>>85018648
Let me rephrase

he blows his income on dildos and needs to make up for his budgetary failures by ripping off teenagers

>>85018649
anyone who read 8000 pages of homestuck deserves a shitty ending

>>85009794
Is there somewhere I can find them again? Hussie purged the website shortly after finishing Homestuck.

>>85018709
True

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How did you feel?

>>85018543
It's the new play's script, in book form.

>>85019168
cutenaya

>>85018978
That the play where Hermoine is black for some reason?

>>85019317
>for some reason
The reason is that Rowling never explicitly stated she was white, which obviously can only mean she's black.

>>85019329
Ironic, I think Hussie used the same defense

It strikes me as excessively hollow. "A-racial?"

Like, shit nigga really? A-Racial?

>>85014716
He has cancer

>>85019357
Hussie was the Karkuck all along

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>>85019350
>mfw the shitstorm when he made a character's alt form "caucasian"

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>Hussie, why did you ruin Homestuck?!
My motives are... complex

>>85019377
Makes me wonder why all the Tumblr fans started following a series by a FUCKING WHITE MALE in the first place.

>>85019350
>Ironic, I think Hussie used the same defense
>It strikes me as excessively hollow. "A-racial?"
>Like, shit nigga really? A-Racial?

To be fair the characters are abstractions and also in-story Aliens that came from Space/Sburb.

Why aren't you complaining that the Problem Sleuth team wasn't depicted Caucasian or officially stated as negros, ect?

>>85019415
>Why aren't you complaining that the Problem Sleuth team wasn't depicted Caucasian or officially stated as negros, ect?
Problem Sleuth was FULL of Ethnic Cheer.

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>>85019415
It just bugs me that characters drawn in comic as white now have like 50% of their fanart show them as brown, when brown skin very obviously does not fit with their designs

Like the Trolls have gray skin and they get fanart showing them with gray skin, why do I gotta suffer through Dave being a giga nigger just cause Tumblr wants to seem progressive

>>85015819
>Making a joke makes you an edgelord
You're the one that sounds like a teenager, senpai.

>>85019448
Yeah, thank goodness Hussie "grew up" and made mature non-hurtful, non-triggering, non-funny jokes.

Nothing says "Adult" like only using safety scissors

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When exactly did Dave turn from a funny coolguy into a whiny pansy?

>>85019438
Anon like less than 10% of the fanart depicts them pure blank paper-white skinned despite that being their canon depiction. Giving them CAUCASIAN skin doesn't mesh with their incredibly stylized designs as abstractions anymore than going full giga-niggra

But people are just gonna draw what they like and see themselves in the characters

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>>85019588
It's not so much them drawing them black as drawing them ABSURD and so different for the sake of D.I.V.E.R.S.I.T.Y that they may as well not be the same character at all. Not only do they not mesh the designs, they disregard them altogether just to call it "Dave" or "Rose" when it just looks like a fat black woman cosplaying poorly or something.

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>>85019612
Case in point, instead of getting a recolored character we get this. That's not racial fanart, it's full on AU.

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I can't wait until this election is over.

>>85019696
You need to go back.

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>>85018778
https://mrcheeze.github.io/andrewhussie/index.html
Don't use it for amateurish trolling.

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Fucking hell I cant believe that Hussie has completed classpect and that he knows what mages and doom do but he wont tell us
Why wont he release it to the public?
What is he waiting for?
Whats holding him back?
Why cant we fucking know???

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>>85020100
>Internet Advertisement Adventures
Jesus Christ do I love Hussie's misadventures.

>>85020147
Remember when Huss was funny

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>>85020172
What went wrong?

>>85020351
He tried to start being more family friendly and nonoffensive and things lost any edge or entertainment value as a result

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>>85020147
I've just read it yesterday, it was priceless.

>>85020351
Not enough Jade is what

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>>85020493
You mean Jade "Pregnancy Maniac" Harley?
Jade "I Like To Breed" Harley?
Jade "Force This Fetish" Harley? :--DDD

>>85020512
Exactly. The comic would be highly improved if act 7 ended with her pregnant at that picnic scene sitting in Dave's lap

>>85020534
Well yeah. That implies Jade got a happy ending and no davekat, which improves a lot

>>85020534
The "jade is trans" people would riot

>>85010167
I think they all consider it a "mistake" of Hussie's and something he's "moved past".

>>85020596
So would the trans dave people, who are more annoying

>>85017518

>Never seen a ghoul before, smoothskin?

>>85020635
Shame, because Jade would join the brotherhood

>>85020596
thats another pro

>>85020761
Yeah but we'd still get hairy jade brcause something something can't reach her legs bullshit

>>85020596
Good. Maybe they'd leave.

>>85020717
With her in it it'd be the motherhood of steel.

>>85019627
oh my christ these are disgusting

>>85015819
>learned better
He certainly didn't learn how to tell a story

>>85019329
>never explicitly stated she was white
Yet the book does

>>85020596
honestly i never got this
mtfs tend to put a lot of care into/stress out over their appearance as much as or even more than cis girls

>>85019627
>vitiligo
ALWAYS gotta give someone vitiligo
to be fair I've known a couple people with vitiligo, which is more than I can say for whatever the fuck is up with Roxy

>>85018832
confused, mostly

>>85021507
You're confusing actual trans people with ugly tumblrites that want to be special.

>>85020542
Jade is a shitty non character that doesn't deserve shit.

>>85020630
Hussie already disproved that by saying Dave and Karkat prefer to get fucked by the other than do the fucking themselves, and you kind of need a dick for that.

>>85019627
>Bec and GCAT are still white

Triggered.

Are act 8 guys still fucking everything up with their horrible storytelling or did they learn better already?

>>85019627
>Not a single white person
>No asians
>In fact everyone just looks vaguely brown with no real race, maybe mexiblack but even then
Diversity!

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>>85015819
A lot of people in this thread are disagreeing with you but i think you're pretty much right
hussie was at his best when his work wasn't "offensive" or pandering

>>85019627
>roxy is john cena
I accept this one.

>>85024069
>Why doesn't she share my racist outrage? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do they make at a rape mill?

>>85024611
who are you quoting?

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>>85024658
They process rape into rape oil

>>85024674
That's essentially the message of that picture

>>85024866
Not any of these anons, but if you're an author and you write and imagine a character as white and your fans ask "can I draw her dark-skinned? is there a chance she might be black?"...

An appropriate response could be: "I imagined her white in the books, but if you want to imagine or draw her black, go ahead." If a movie is being considered, you could also add: "Race is canon, but it's not important. I wouldn't mind casting a black actor in her role."

Lying and proclaiming "I never wrote anything about race! My characters have none! Anything you suggest is potentially valid!", like Hussie and Rowling have done, is not an appropriate response.

Because that shit? It's just a way to reap the benefits of having black characters in your work **without actually including any**. It's not responsible, it's not progressive, it's not honest, and it sure as fuck isn't respectful of your fans.

I know this is probably bait, but who cares, I have nothing better to do tonight

>>85025431
*you could also add: "She's white in canon, but it's not important. I wouldn't mind casting a black actress in her role."
Screwed this one up, my bad.

>>85025431
>"I never wrote anything about race! My characters have none! Anything you suggest is potentially valid!", like Hussie and Rowling have done, is not an appropriate response.

This is harder to argue with Hussie because he militantly made drew the characters as pure paper white before that point. Find a single page with them CAUCASIAN or with the skin colored in before that that controversy.

The only slightest references to them being white come in from a few vague mentions in the writing.
>BUT PINK BABIES
That's not to say he didn't invision them as being white or asian or whatever when drawing them, but he took great strides not to draw them as 'white' with his abstract aesthetic.

>jade is so devoid of character she can be any race or gender without conflicting canon

>>85025813
Thing is, when Hussie drew #FFFFFF white characters in the past it was usually in contrast with #000000 black characters (see Team Special Olympics), and the mentions in writing are kinda numerous.

Instead of admitting "yeah I pictured them as white in my mind, sometimes asian or whatever, if you want to draw them black go ahead" but the "#FFFFFF white means they have no race" bullshit is still a blatant way to gain fan approval without doing anything.

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>>85026207
>what tumblr actually believes

>>85018619
>the caucasian debacle
What?

>>85019584
He was always a whiny pansy, he just tried harder to seem like he wasn't one in the beginning

>>85023681
Which one is Act 8? The one with Afro Porrim?

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>>85026513
>the "#FFFFFF white means they have no race" bullshit is still a blatant way to gain fan approval without doing anything
so? would you rather have hussie list every single character's ethnicity? why would he even make the kids consistently #FFFFFF if that was the case? he made the kids that color so he wouldn't have to deal with such a tricky topic and seeing how race is completely irrelevant to the story i don't get why you're so upset.
> in contrast with #000000 black characters
literally when? either way, it's not like he hasn't drawn black characters as #FFFFFF

>>85027826
yeah
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=14278

>>85027906
>would you rather have hussie list every single character's ethnicity?
He already did, several times. It's in the text, maybe try reading the words instead of just looking at the pictures?

>>85027906
>tricky topic
there's nothing tricky about the main characters being white, it's a problem manufactured out of nothing
if he just said 'i wrote them as white but you can draw as whatever' like that other guy said it'd be fine, but instead he pretended it was completely open to interpretation, which is just a bold faced lie when you see they were routinely referred to as white in various ways

>>85018619
>Feeling Caucasian was the best joke that stupid comic had in years and he had to take it down
Homestuck fans truly are the worst people in existince
>>85027342
One of the characters in Homestuck goes nuts and when asked how she's feeling she answers
"Caucasian" with peaches hovering around the letters.

Post the negro votes comic

>>85028154
You left out that while the skin of human characters is usually left paper white she was colored in with a peachy skin tone when she said "CAUCASIAN", which most fans interpreted as a dig at artists who color the characters in darker skin tones. The "CAUCASIAN" was changed to "PEACHY" after the backlash. Hussie's official reason for changing the joke was that he saw the panel used as troll/argumentative fodder against artists who draw the characters non-white and he didn't want to invite inter-fan harassment.

I thought the page was more supportive of the characters being non-white to start, since she's markedly changed from the norm and Jake seems aghast at her being caucasian.

>>85028403
The entire joke is that she, in an altered state, has an ethnicity. Jake is mortified, but this is funny because it doesn't fucking matter and is what most people interpret her as anyway.

>>85019329
people who say this haven't actually read the damn book. what is so fucking bad with having 3 white main characters in a story?
it is a fucking kids book, who would even care for their race

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Megidos are asian!

>>85025431
That was level-headed and comprehensive anon.

>>85027996
>>85028056
yeah i guess

>>85019627
the fake moustache on jane looks real with that design

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Honest question, why do so many people call Roxy a Mary Sue when the comic constantly rubs in how she's a repressed alcoholic who was fucking things up for her friends.

>>85029189
Roxy isn't a mary sue she's the opposite. She's just a drunk bore Le action girl.

>>85029189
because for three-four years that was a completely dropped point never to be seen again

>>85029189
Because she's the only competent character in the story after a certain point and that makes her a mary sue by compared to how bland everyone else is.

>>85029189
SHE'S NOT A TROLL
GIVE
ME
MORE
GRAY
LADIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85029221
that's everything in the story, though

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>>85029221
She never stopped being an alcoholic. It just stopped being relevant to the story. We already see her relapse and cry and confess her guilt to it to Jane after, why does she have to constantly fuck up just to be given respect for her efforts? This isn't Prequel. No one would read a story where the focus was around Roxy swearing off alcohol and re-lasping a dozen times and attending an AA meeting.

>>85029251
Have a grown up Roxy-Kitten instead.

>>85029435
Roxy shouldn't have become so competent and suddenly well rounded, even if we take into account the possibility that she resolved her alcoholism. That's what makes it so unbelievable really, she should've been scared and furious at herself for fucking this up for her friends and in denial that she invested so much time into that problem. Even if her problem was gone and that thing which she was repressing was suddenly fixed, she still repressed it and made things harder for everyone. The fact that she doesn't have to suffer any guilt or isn't hung on about being an alcoholic for years nor carry that burden on her shoulders should tip off Hussie's shallow weaknesses as a writer.

Former alcoholics don't become Lara Craft Party Girls who are cured of everything and ready to mack on boys without regression like that.

>>85010167
people are allowed to make mistakes when they're popular

>>85029189
she had a cool moment in the final battle that was just her alone doing cool things

so every one who wants things tho be a bigger deal sees her as a marry sue

>>85029855
people were calling her a mary sue well before that though

>>85029719
Did you ever think that maybe a character can suffer guilt and regret over something without becoming a catatonic spiraling sobbing mess over it? Roxy knew she had issues, we didn't need to suffer constantly for her problems just to get the picture.

>>85029936
ANON

LISTEN

Think about this for second, how much time elapsed for Roxy between "I have a hangover and am sad about drinking and making thins harder for my friends" on her questbed, her going to her denizen and her finally killing Condy. Was it even 24 hours?

You do NOT go from alcoholic mess to 'Badass Heroine killing the badguy triumphantly' in less than 24 fucking hours. It's ridiculously bad writing.

>we're talking about race in homestuck
>again
>we're talking about if roxy is a mary sue or not
>again
are we really discussing anything that hasn't been discussed before with the same exact arguments?

>>85030021
They were in the session for MONTHS.

>>85030074
would you rather discuss davekat

>>85030074
THE COMIC IS OVER

THERE'S NOTHING NEW TO DISCUSS

>>85030156
>>85030279
DUDE KATNEP LMAO

DUDE KANAYA LMAO

>>85030074
we can discuss how many cocks kanaya had inside of her before she swore them off for good

>>85019627
Fat black Dave always cracks me up

Someone explain this to me
How did the retcon make Dave gay
was it Vriska? Did she do something?
Did he just decide he wanted cock up his boipussy
Why the fuck did Dave randomly become Gay it makes no sense

>>85030722
he never got to fuck terezi so he went prison gay

>>85029189
As with much of later Homestuck there was a lot of reliance on telling instead of showing with Roxy. "She obtained all this competence and resolve out of seemingly nowhere because her classpect says so." isn't satisfying storytelling.

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>>85030393

tell me thread, what would your ideal homestuck shirt have on it?

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>>85030393

>>85031052
Your face being raped by a dozen monkeys.

>>85031052
Why is there no Sburb logo shirt? It boggles my fucking mind. That's so fucking easy and I don't understand how Hussie hasn't done it.

I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs.

>>85031052
summer fun eri

>>85031130
theres the ikadakimakura shirt or whatever the artists name is

>>85031130
Because nobody gives a shit about SBURB, not even Hussie.
Except apparently it was relevant in the ending because LOL THE COMIC HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT CREATING A UNIVERSE.

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>>85031052
but black instead of gray

>>85031052
skaianet related shirt
or those dream moon underwear but that's not a shirt

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>>85031052
a minimalistic classpect/SBURB logo type thing is all i'd wear in public. cute araara on a pajama shirt would be nice tho

>>85031247
but her eyebrows would dissapear

>>85031052
a shirt that actually has caliborn on it

>>85031333
i'll live

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Roxy's slender nice thighs

>>85031052
Skaianet, Sburb/Sgrub logo, something something classpects.

Are there Prospit and Derse pajamas?

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>>85031374

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>>85031052
just the sburb symbol
a plain sburb symbol like pic related
but for some FUCKING reason WP has NEVER sold one
even after i sent an e-mail asking about it
looks like i'm not the only one to want this

>>85030021
didn't john go from total dweeb to drilling a hole into the battlefield and scratching the session in less than 24 hours, too?

>>85031540
FUCK
I TAKE IT BACK

GET IT AWAY

>>85031601
you cant escape
shes coming for u

>>85028658
maybe kids who aren't

yknow

white

>>85030021
right. it was months later, moron

>>85031835
i think he was referring to people not apes

>>85031580
>using John as an example
John as a character isn't well-written either. He gets a pass because he's associated with a Homestuck that had better jokes and atmosphere.

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i want hussie to draw more neopets.
i want hussie to draw more in general and show us his artwork ;_;

>>85032131
hussie drew neopets? seven years i'm in this fucking fanbase and i never knew this.

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You know how Hussie liked to use homages to fairy tales and well known high fantasy stories in homestuck? I thought I'd made a tally.

Peter Pan: Blatanly obvious. Vriska/Mindfang = Hook, Tavros/Summoner = Pan, Terezi/Redglare = Crocodile, Aradia??? = Tinkerbell, Alternia = Neverland. Also Rufio from Hook.
Wizard of Oz: Mostly visual motif. Dogtier outfit modeled off of wicked witch of the east. When Jade becomes wicked a house is dropped on her.
Little Red Riding Hood: Possible reference with Grimbark Jade and Mindcontrolled Jane. Also maybe Jack vs Aradia.
The Ledgend of King Arthur: Dave the knight must pull Caledfwlch (the ancient welsh name for Excalibur) from a sword.
Lord of the Rings: The rings of life and void analogous to the one true ring.
Snow White/ Sleeping Beauty: Revival through a kiss.
Alice and Wonderland: the teaparty at the end like an after thought. I want to say that the bunnies were a reference in some way, but I don't know if they can ever be attributed to leading anyone down a "rabbit hole".
Neverending Story: Hell fucking yes.
Harry Potter: Eridan's appearance and the joke backstory of Cronus (recieved his scars when LE attacked him as a grub and his or another hope player's desiny to one day defeat him)
The Little Mermaid: another Cronus one. Fish person rejecting his kind and wishing to become human.
The New Testament: self-evident

Did I miss anything?

>>85034103
>Neverending Story: Hell fucking yes.
The wolf head, too.

But as I mentioned in the other thread. English was very clearly the analogue to the Crocodile from peter pan.

>>85020512
>cannon vitiligo rose

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>>85034169
I'm not peter pan expert, but in the disney movie i remember the crocodile was the one that took hook's arm and the one that eventually did him in. That and Terezi's jagged smile and reptilian theme make her a pretty good fit for the metaphor. She was as much Vriska's nemesis as she was her friend. I'm guessing the only thing tying LE to it is the ticking noise.

>>85034374
Cherubs are literally crocodile skeleton people.

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>>85034481
Cherubs are snake skeleton people. Dragons are closer to crocodiles.

>>85031052
a genuine photo of dead hussie

ok different question, going by fan forge rules
like no logos, or photos or anything, what would you want on a shirt?

>>85035001
a STYLIZED sburb logo

http://tenseimusic.tumblr.com/post/148263151135/so-as-ive-mentioned-before-when-i-posted-some

Is this the next Undertale?

>>85031052
Have you been contacted by WLF? Or are you submitting something to them?

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>>85035001
I'm kidding

But they'd sell like hotcakes

>>85035226
I don't know. Has any of the stuff he's made before been any good?

Does anyone still have a link to the tripfag map?

>>85035321
What are you going to do with it?

>>85035366
just curious

>>85035226
Probabily one of these games with a small cult like Oneshot or OFF.
> involve some of the people from the Homestuck music team too
Nice.

>>85035001
the trolls or kids being sleepy around each other

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>>85034851
Bullshit, cherubs and crocodiles even have the same head form.

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>>85015819
Retard, just letting you know in case you weren't aware of your disorder.

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Does anyone have the image of Caliborn drawn manga-style saying "It must be my birthday, because now i get to kill all of you."?

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>>85035228
dont worry about it

>It's a story about growing up
>About three characters ever learned anything
>One of them is literally based on the guy who never grew up
HUUUUSSSIIIIIIE

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>>85035844

>>85035973
Oh yeah, Angel, where your commission price stuff?

>>85035001
There's so many great designs and artwork in Homestuck that it's hard to narrow down what would and wouldn't work on a shirt. A few that stood out in my mind that you could actually wear in public though, avoiding the characters and that shit is just weird to see when out and about, would be an assortment of the consorts on shirts that compliment their colours. For example, the salamanders are yellow so background colours like white, cream, blue or green. That's a shirt you could wear out without being too conspicuous, most people would just see cute little animal designs. I'd love a naknak shirt personally.

Other ideas along that same vein include pictures of the planets in some form, be it the zoomed out perspective with enough distance to see distinct differences in design, or much closer and a mix of the environments across the shirt.

Expanded on imagery of the symbols would also be a nice option, easy to mix a primary colour of said symbols with a complimentary colour or shade that makes them not stand out too heavily whilst also looking interesting.

>>85035477
>wants a pic of the trolls and kids sleeping with one another
Why

>>85013102
>edit
Edit?

>>85036141
Thanks

>>85036554
i meant separate

like either all the trolls sleeping together or all the kids themselves

a giant drowsy mass on like the floor or someshit

>>85035321
>new tripfag map
How new? The last one I have was from before the hiatus. Was there a new one made?

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>>85036554
Kids and trolls shouldn't mingle. The kids all sleep together, the trolls all sleep together

>>85036768
O shit childpile is that you? Been so long.

>>85036768
fuck off pedo

>>85009794
wtf i hate hussie now

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>>85036794
Honestly not him. Not in a sexual way, the kid and the trolls should remain separate. The trolls never felt like they belonged in that whole dynamic.

i want to sleep in a pile of living cuddly megidos

>>85036837
>The trolls don't even get sainthood status in the new pantheon

>>85036837
I don't know, some of the trolls felt like they fit in quite well and added to the overall dynamic, Terezi and Karkat being the obvious examples of that. Some of the secondary trolls too could have fit in to an extent, but sparingly.

>>85037061
Both of those worked best as outside side characters at BEST. None of them ever had the same feeling of authenticity and closeness the core group had.

>>85036739
I'm asking about the old one

>>85037229
I'd disagree, Karkat fit right in with the Dave and John dynamic, given they all gave a unique personality trait to said dynamic, those being angry, dopey and cool. He also works with the ladies of the group, letting Jade get that bottled up anger out without outright antagonism. He'd also be interest to see interact with Rose, given his confrontational personality he'd be willing to butt heads with mind games Lalonde which was always a highly interest facet of the original 4 kids dynamic in the form of Dave and Rose doing the same thing, a different take on a classic so to speak.

Terezi is pretty damn similar to Dave, just with a different twist to her surface level personality that covers up the insecurity. Yet she's different enough that she doesn't feel tacked on, she adds energy to interactions which is a positive thing in my mind.She's also sometimes rather capable, which would be nice to bounce off of Rose, given the original kids aren't all that smart, or at least don't act like it. Her antagonism of John is also a positive feature, given it provides some more flavour for the guy.

There's likely more interactions and dynamics they add, but those are the ones which stand out to me. Some of the secondary trolls could also provide their own unique flavour to that dynamic, but much more sparingly as proper secondary characters should do.

>>85020650
This has to be fake

OFFICIAL
-OFFICIAL-
ALTERNIAN TEEN TROLL TIER LIST

This list is calculated using their best performance and contributions to the comic.

>GOD TIER
Aradia
Feferi
Sollux
Equius

>GOOD TIER
Kanaya
Vriska
Eridan

>OKAY TIER
Terezi
Nepeta

>SHIT TIER
Tavros
Gamzee
Karkat

>>85037740
where the fuck is roxy in this list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Pr-_j0qcc

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>>85037781

>>85037740
>kanaya
>VRISKA

>>85037740
Problem with that list is that many of the trolls end up as completely different characters depending on when they're in the story. In accordance their perfrormance and contribution to the comic vary heavily, the obvious example being pre-death Vriska and any iteration of Vriska after that.

Also Feferi did fuck all, put her in okay tier.

Vriska is the key to all of this

If we could just get her working...

Because she's a funnier character than we've had before

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Kids with guns
Kids with guns

Caliborn is a strong and independent cherub and don't need no author to tell him what to do

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>>85038497

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>>85037740

>>85038812
Jade is a bad dog

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Humans, Trolls, or Cherubs?
Which is best?

>>85038936
Jade is the only dog left

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>>85038936

>>85038954
carapaces

>>85038954
aradia

>>85039201
>pm

>>85020147
>>85009794
>>85020351
I'm fucking dying. I really, really love how funny Hussie can be.
Problem Sleuth >>> Homestuck

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>>85039969
are we posting fantrolls now

>>85038954
Kids have about a 50/50 split of good and bad characters. Trolls several good characters, several garbage, and a bunch of mediocre characters. One Cherub is amazing, the other is the worst character in the comic.

I think that the obvious conclusion is that Carpaces are superior.

>>85009794
Most jokes were so-so. There was some pure gold, like some of Inappropriate time for Ham, and a couple Humanimals strips.

His most interesting phase was between Special olympics and MSPA, when he joined a team I can't remember the name of and began stuff like AIDS and really nice art

>>85024866
The message in that picture is stated on the bottom left

>>85025431
Hussie did nothing of the sort. Hussie has always states since day one that the kids where a-racial, though he portrayed them as white in dialogue a couple times. CAUCASIAN was picking on that.

>>85031835
that's factually wrong.

>>85040278
carapaces have THE hardest decline in quality though

pm
mail lady -> badass -> m'lady
wv
exile -> mayor -> living plushdoll
jack
villian -> mobster -> villian -> villian -> what villian?
etc.

>>85019377
I felt quite peachy about the whole thing.

I have a couple questions. Why did Marquise make Summoner kill her? Secondly, around where in the comic does John see clowns in his nightmares? I heard Gamzee summoned Lil' Cal into John's dream or something? I totally forgot all that.

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>>85040236
yes

>>85040403
Why is Hussie allowed First Amendment rights

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>>85039810

>>85017420
Act 7 is a billion times better than Cursed Child. That's not even remotely fair. Cursed Child is JK Rowling's attempt to make the worst HP fanfiction of all time. To do so she had to usurp none other than My Immortal. She did so and then some. Even Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is not the child of Belatrix and Voldemort thanks to time travel.

I know how your sister feels and how you feel, and it's not close.

>>85024611
>It's racist to want the canon to be consistent

>>85040590
Act 7 is worse because it's THE FUCKING ENDING and not just a stupid sequel.

>>85040548
man when jade goes into heat she REALLY goes into heat

>>85040686
Make homestuck great again

>>85040785
>Make homestuck great again
WE'LL BUILD A 4TH WALL!

>>85040809
Who gonna pay for that wall?

>>85040861
Bill TOG

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>>85040763
She just wants to cuddle.

>>85040861
Hussie

>>85040861
Toby Fox's butler could probably afford it

>>85040820
What could possibly go wrong

>>85041028
Worst case scenario you end up with a loyal wife and kids

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Haven't been here for a while. It's nice to see you all.
I've been wondering if Tex (from Tex Talks channel) is still here sometimes. It would be nice to hear anything from him.
Any information?

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>>85040236
leave aradia alone

>>85041576
delete this

>>85019627
attack of the mexiblacks

>that itty bitty dirk

this is fucking hilarious

>>85020100
I never heard about those tutorials

Damn, Hussie knew his stuff

>>85040590
I thought Cursed Child wasn't even written by Rowling but by some other dudes who got permission to write the play from Rowling?

I'm so glad I have no interest in reading the new book though. All I've heard is how bad it is.

>>85041669
Why is EVERYTHING disappointing these days

>>85041576
>aradia

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>>85009794
>that time Sour Cream threw Onion off the roof

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>>85020147

>>85041804
onion is a terrifying demon-child. id throw him off the roof too but it wouldnt have any effect on him

>>85041669
I said she wrote it, but technically she wrote an unpublished story that was adapted into a play by a playwright. It would be really weird if the playwright messed with the story much. My theory is that she hired a ghost writer instead of writing the story herself since it sucks so bad and craps all over the continuity.

>>85042422
Just like Hussie did

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>>85009794

>>85042882
Terezi should have fucked Karkat

>>85042882
what a cute terezi. she deserved better. i hope she eventually gets over vriska and is happy

>>85042937

She probably did at some point. Karkat is also really whiny and needy and is probably not very good at fucking.

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>>85042997
Yeah but neither is Terezi

>>85042997
Karkat's likely decent looking considering how many people in the comic pined after him.

>>85043091

Karkat might be cute, but his personality seems like he'd be the type of guy to ask "Did you cum?" every five minutes and not know how to fuck confidently.

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>>85037433
I found a couple. Good news is I'm on them all.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=297272
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=388015
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=714498

>>85043248
>filename
But that's wrong, Rose watches John and Roxy make a baby, not Dave and Jade

>>85043408
She can do both. Not like she's doing anything else besides being shitty.

>>85043242
>Tfw on the old map
>Tfw people live in colorado no
>That one poor fool stuck in Trinidad on every map

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>>85044946
Keeping her awake at night.

>>85044946
They're fucking.
Jesus, you really are clueless, aren't you, Karem Anime Protagonist?

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>>85042882

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>>85042835

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>>85045099

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>>85044946

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>>85045133
DEL8 THIS!!!!!!!!

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>>85045152
This one always bummed me out because their hilarious dynamic was lost after the retcon.

f88d your lusus

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>>85045216
>that gif
sadly accurate

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>>85045152
I knew they would go for the tumblr pandering route and make all male close friends a love interest. If it is one at least. The half-assed ending didn't make it crystal clear.

>>85041669
But weirdly enough the plot is the only thing that sucks about it. Supposedly the effects, acting, and maybe even dialogue are all passable and even good in some regards, but it shits the bed with story beats.

So it was Rowling herself who fucked it up, unless se literally let some random guy create a whole new story.

>>85045249
faad your lusus?
or fateated your lusus?

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>>85045133

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>>85045147