Idea for Joker Plots

>>85008170
Retarded. Next!

joker buys up porn studio and implants subliminal messages so people can't stop masturbating.

Joker implants bombs inside people but when they go off they just make farting noises.

>>85008204
Too realistic. Next!

Joker opens up a gas station that always goes one cent lower than the lowest priced gas station in Gotham

joker buys taco stand. sells tacos with big grin on his face. doesn't make jokes. doesn't do anything evil.

people suspect him of all sorts of shennanigans but all he is doing is selling tacos.

Joker's friends tell him to lay on the floor
He actually does it

>>85008292
My god... Even he's not that evil.

Sicko

Joker invents an app that lets people track Batman and gives them points for spotting him. He can't do his job without hordes of millennials getting in the way.

>>85008170
Joker starts dressing as knock off versions of marvel characters, stealing their gimmicks and pissing off movie studios.

joker starts anti "poo in the loo" movement in India.

Joker pisses in the Gotham drinking water resevoir

Joker wears a metal face mask with giant steel trap with metal teeth and starts breaking into peoples houses and leaving 10,000 dollars per tooth.

Joker campaigns as a democratic moderate espousing sensible financial reforms and campaign finance legislation.

Joker dresses up as a doctor and starts smothering people who come in for a routine MRI in order to "end their suffering".

Joker starts a syndicated cartoon strip that subliminally drives children to commit crimes.

Joker recruits kids from a cancer ward to help him rob banks.

Joker hits Rush Limbough with his car, gets out, checks to see who it is, then continues driving.

Joker becomes director of Planet of the Apes musical and hires his henchmen to take the studio audience hostage while dressed in gorilla costumes

Joker dons a ski mask and a black-and-white striped turtleneck and robs a bank at gunpoint.

Joker forwards all cell phone communication to a small call center in Dayton, Ohio.

Joker steals a joke from Family Guy

Joker disguises himself as a photographer on school picture day, the camera flash blinds the child permanently after some mild irritation/time and they can never see their smiling photo

Joker starts a thread on an anonymous imageboard to get ideas for crimes but is so disappointed by the mediocre results that he just tries to kill Batman again.

>>85009132
Truly the darkest timeline.

Joker goes to a frozen yogurt restaurant and manages to get free cups of yogurt by attaching balloons to the cup when it's on the scale

joker kidnaps batman, opens a hotline asking how he should be killed and starts a running tally down till midnight.

the number one result is "shoot him in the head", but joker just can't bring himself to kill him in such a anti-climatic fashion so he strings him up above a shark tank instead.

>>85009529

It's just enough weight off that he only gets the cup part for free, the yogurt still costs him, but it's the principle of it all.

Joker becomes the ambassador of Iran.

>>85009713
i can't believe that actually was a thing.

joker kidnaps a bunch of cops and a bunch of criminals for a basketball game and dresses up as the referee, only calling "foul" when the cops try to fight back.

and the basketball is a bomb or something.

>>85008170
Prank war with Plastic man.

>>85008170
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063808/

joker kidnaps lex luthor and holds him hostage above a sharktank.

>>85009877
(shudders)
ugh...voting teenagers

>>85009765
1- He had money suitcases.
2- If someone gas-bombed the whole of Iran to death, would the rest of the world approve or disapprove? Therefore, when the Joker shows up and wants to be an ambassador for a day, you let him, and make apologies later.

>>85010059
no, i mean i can't believe DC greenlighted something so stupid.

joker opens a korean restaurant right and a veterinary clinic right next to each other.

Joker makes identical copies of every piece of luggage he sees at the airport and then puts them on the carousel

joker uses a virtual reality simulator to teach monkeys kung fu.

Joker starts a "guns for midgets" non profit organization in a red state.

>>85008292
I'm just picturing the epic chase scene between the batmobile and a taco truck.

Joker hires an army of thugs and makes a 20 foot high captain clown robot.

has joker ever done a "crusade" themed prank? I'm picturing launching dead cows at city hall with a catapult, blessing chickens as he ties m-80's to them and throws them out the back of a speeding van at pursuing police cars, dressing his goons in chainmail and holy vestments, smacking people across both cheeks with a rubber chicken then spritzing them with a sunflower filled with holy water.

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>>85008360
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>85008292
>Arkham Asylum kitchen makes the best taco bowls
I'm down for it

Joker opens up a nacho bar. Puts the cheese in the tray first, then the chips

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>>85012186
Too Fucking Far! You Crazy Basterd! Madman!

Joker and Harley are pretending to hold a string across the street so cars suspiciously stop

>>85008170
Double laughing gas.

A police sniper kills the Joker and is hailed as a hero for it. Batman has to deal with the power vacuum left in Gotham and protect the officer that killed the Joker from retaliation.

Joker goes to the hood and provokes black people. When they fight back he says, "bro! It's just a prank. There's a camera right there."

Then he stabs them in the heart while theyre distracted looking for the camera.

As they bleed out, he cuts their lips off and slices their cheeks open so they look like they're laughing.

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Batman rapes the Joker

>>85013328
Jim, this Joker Rape obsession of yours is getting out of hand.

joker starts leaking entire seasons of TV shows whilst laughing at the NEETS raging about them

Joker starts murdering the studio execs that cancelled reruns of Looney Tunes, but purely via Wile E. Coyote style traps.

>>85008374

Honestly this seems like something the Riddler might do.

The joker sharpens a pencil at both ends.

Joker keeps making a sound that makes everyone grits their teeth and nobody has the balls to ask him to stop, so he doesn't

>>85012810
After weeks of protecting the sniper Batman discovers that it was Joker in disguise and the "Joker" that was killed is the real police sniper.

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>Joker pees
>doesn't flush the toilet
>and he leaves the toilet seat up

Joker finally kills Batman and rules Gotham only to become depressed and not being able to cope with that bat's is finally gone so he turns on his own lackies out of fear that their the next batman

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>>85015175
>Joker kills Batman
>Bored with no nemesis to fight, Joker BECOMES The Batman

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>Joker builds a Trojan MAN, fills it with HORSES
>unleashes the Trojan Man in Gotham, a stampede of horses hurts people
>and then Joker just stands there and laughs

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Joker sneaks a candy bar into the movie theater

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>Joker uses his neighbor's wi-fi without permission

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>>85015517
Joker sneaks an assault rifle into the movie theatre

Joker goes to the supermarket and crosses out the "Not" on all the bottles of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"

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>Joker orders a cheeseburger with NO CHEESE

Joker shaves off the sides of Stop signs and makes them squares

Joker reposts comics on his facebook meme page and removes the artist's signature

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Joker smokes some marijuana and then he laughs more than usual until he looks like that emoji with the tears coming out from laughing so hard

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>>85016051
his friends ask if he's okay but he can't speak past his laughter or tears so he throws them one of these

>>85015855
>Joker orders a cheeseburger in the drive thru
>Says order will be dine-in

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Joker starts making popular parody songs about batman.

Never pays any of the original artists royalties because of "fair use".

Joker sneaks into the surgical ward of a hospital, waits for patients to be put under anesthesia, then completes the surgery they were getting flawlessly, but also switches their right and left hands

>>85008170
That actually sounds hilarious. Good job.

Joker gets bored with the game he and Batman are playing, thus he goes and kills all the other Batman-esque villains and then plants several nukes around the city. The only way to stop them is for Batman to kill him, and it ends with Joker revealing he knew Bruce Wayne was Batman the whole time. The two deck it out in the Batcave, and at the very last second, before the Joker kills batman, Alfred shoots him in the back with a double barreled shotgun. The joker says it wasn't supposed to go this way, Batman was supposed to be the one to kill him, but Alfred shoots the other round, killing him.

I also want a storyline where a random cop just shoots the Joker.

Joker opens a Movie studio and starts making movies based off of random Fan fiction stories he steals from the internet.

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Joker waits untill the united states goes to war or starts a conflict with another country than he moves to that country and just starts killing everyone.

and if batman is seen helping out people from that country or he tries to stop the joker. the joker makes it seem that Batman is trying to help the enemy and turn him into a traitor

>>85017799
It just happened. The Bat left the Joker all trussed up, a couple newbies went to take him to Arkham... the report says he resisted arrest.

Now the city is a mess, hundreds of dead man's switches went off, explosions, laughter, and tears are the new Gotham soundtrack.
What's worse, a few of the most prominent houses have been hit by massive Joker gas attacks. The Wayne manor was the first, and in a way the luckiest - a breeze quickly dispersed the gas, and nobody was exposed long enough to be jokerized, but their butler went missing since that day. I've heard they've called his brother to take up his position, a former actor by the name of Alfred...

>>85008204
We don't need the joker for that.

>>85008486
Dresses up as a witch, hides in toilet stalls.

Jokers goes on Sharktank to try to sell his own line of shark tanks.

Joker begins to work in a candy factory, he then reduces the amount of candy each package. He throws away the left over candy. Costing the company thousands of dollars.

These are all bad. Is this some kind of in-joke or meme I don't know of?
I have been lurking for only a few years now.

>>85008170
Joker visites /co/

>>85008272
Underrated post

When everyone was looking, the Joker
took forty one cakes. He took 41 cakes.
That's one more than the number Lex Luthor took.
This insults the President to the point of
declaring war on the clown.
And that's wonderful.

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Joker creates his own legitimate business and then steals from it

Joker starts a stage production of a heist film, and convinces the actors that a real bank is a set.

Joker steals the Gotham's supply of toilet paper to ensure nobody can leave their bathrooms.

Joker kidnaps people with severe social issues, keeps them tied up in a dark basement, and cheers them up while offering companionship - but also forces them to speak with each other.

Joker replaces Gotham's water supply with milk, and goes on a crusade against its glassware and drinking straw industries, so that everyone is forced to drink milk straight from the carton.

Joker leaves giant banana peels all over major streets.

Joker starts a minor scheme, hints at it to Batman, and gives all his henchmen a fatal poison that only acts when they're unconscious. If it's successful, Batman foils the scheme, but it'll look like he murdered them all.

Joker steals a nuke and modifies the internal functioning so that it simply releases a "BANG" flag, and sells it to a major terrorist group.

Joker converts an abandoned warehouse into a factory that produces abandoned warehouses.

Joker places hidden cameras in all of his deathtraps so that he can take make goofy montages of police officers dying and put them online.

Joker disguises himself as a man pretending to be The Joker, changing his voice and mannerisms so that they're ever-so-slightly off.

Joker convinces Harley that she's too good for him, steals and destroys her police record, helps her get back into psychology school, and then spreads nasty rumors about her and hires people to bully her.

Joker sends a pack of thugs dressed up like Elmer Fudd to a furry convention.

This one's been done before, but Joker robs priceless porcelain figures and then beats cows to death with them, so that the police have to report on a knick-knack paddy whack.

>>85015405
>>85017390
These ones are pretty funny.

>>85015306
I think that actually happened.

>>85008170
This sounds like a Leto Joker thing to do.

Joker recruits henchmen on /r9k/

>>85025824
oh my god, you've got'im down! We should be friends!

Joker sends all his litter to the moon, cannot be prosecuted because it's technically not any individual or entity's property.

Joker secretly becomes a major stockholder in Bic, then holds up several banks in town, but only steals their ink pens.

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>>85008292
>>85008860
>>85010145
>>85010157
>>85012186
>>85012724
>>85014627
>>85014913
>>85015768
I'm fucking dying here.

Good time to be browsing /co/.

>>85025911
Kraven did that with Spider-Man... sort of.

>>85008272
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>85008486

This sounds great.

Joker goes to the 10 Items or Less Checkout at the grocery store with exactly ten items, then grabs a pack of gum as his items are being rang through.

>>85015306
desu I'd read that

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>>85025824
>Joker converts an abandoned warehouse into a factory that produces abandoned warehouses.
>Joker sends a pack of thugs dressed up like Elmer Fudd to a furry convention.
Oh god i am fucking dying here

>>85027061
TRIGGERED

Joker scatters whoopie cushions on carefully planned seats throughout the UN, feigning flatulence among many middle eastern countries, starting World War Three.

Joker hacks an online multiplayer game, but confuses admins by making his character shittier

Joker goes to an anonymous image forum asking for advice on his next scheme, but he gets bored so he goes out and shoots some rich kid's parents.

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Joker becomes a flamboyant homosexual

>>85028010
> becomes

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Gordon uses "rape gas" and the entire city is turned into Joker

>>85028058
>Everyone in the city rapes the first person they see
>Batman and the Joker were fighting at the moment
>Batman finally rapes the Joker, just like Gordon wanted.

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>>85028182
it wasn't supposed to go down like this batman, i was the one you were supposed to rape!

>raping the joker memes

hello, reddit. I realize you can't make rape jokes over on r/comics, so you come here, but have you ever considered killing yourselves instead?

the joker sets up a twisted plot to hurt the ones that batman loves most. He starts off small by doing messed up shit to a few random villains, leading batman around on a goose chase to try and save these people, and keeping him wondering who will be next. The traps seem deadly but no one gets seriously hurt, as batman arrives to save them just in time. as the story draws to its end, batman finally catches the jokers trail and it leads him back to his own house. there are clues along the way constantly taunting him and finally batman finds alfred dead in his mansion with a framed picture of his parents next to the body, the joker is long gone.

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>>85028350
>not wanting joker to be raped

are you a fucking gay faggot?

Batman finally rapes the Joker, but Joker had stuck a mouse trap up his ass beforehand.

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>>85028557
Joker turns batman over in the giggle pit, then rides him until blood comes out.

MOM'S

>>85028557
>bat-condom.

Commandeers the speedforce to move Gotham's clock one second too fast for New Year's.

Convinces Harley that she has a beautiful singing voice. When her debut album hits, he forcibly brands "6" on both ass cheeks after the Pitchfork review comes out (6.6)

Markets a line of luxury pets: limbless dachshunds (They're like throwpillows with personality, Batsy!)

Takes a penny, but does not leave a penny.

Convinces Harley that there are several sex moves she's yet to discover, makes up all the names by combining a city with a noun at random (A Cincinnati Yard Sale? Neva hearda THAT one, Mista J!)

Takes night classes in law, passes the bar, successfully lobbies congress to repeal the Americans With Disabilities Act. Barbara arrives at the Gotham Public Library to find that they've removed wheelchair accessibility. Joker uses speedforce to assist in soft shoeing up and down the staircase at light speed, causing time to freeze so he can enjoy the moment forever.

Joker teaches seaworld dolphins to rape their handler.
Then he take photos of the children faces when the show turns ugly.

>>85028991
>limbless dachshunds
actually to far

>Takes a penny, but does not leave a penny.
>tfw always take all coins out of those things

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I'm not sure you understand how crystal meth works.

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>>85028991
>Limbless daschusnds

Sort of like pillowfluffs.

Joker sends his friends birthday cards, but they're all for the wrong ages

Takes over local paving company, gets contract from the city to repave broken sidewalks and streets. Paves the streets with whoopie cushions so everyone makes fart noises when they go anywhere.

Interferes with Bruce Wayne's next 'young ward' adoption and steals him away thinking to raise his very own Boy Blunder.

Tries to crossbreed a sponge with a squirrel and passes off the genetic waste to small children after watching a certain show on the tube.

Infests Gotham's most popular brand of cola with a particularly voracious strain of tapeworm to contribute to the fight against obesity in America.

>>85030763
follow up to the paving company: paves some roads to become completely sidewalk

>>85028350
>people find something funny
>get asshurt over it
>"g-guys just stop"
>"no"
>"fucking redditors"

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Joker reasons that Batman must keep himself up with energy drinks like Red Bull, so he looks up whoever has been making the largest personal orders in Gotham and kills them. He jokes that even if he's wrong, "The caffeine in those things will kill you!"

Alternatively he starts up his own energy drink that he puts some laughing poison or bane syrum or something into, but that might be copying too much from the Burton Batman movie with his makeup drugs.

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>>85028010
>becomes

Joker knows his Batsy-Watsy better than anyone

Joker opens up a VHS rental store for nostalgia/hipsters but leaves every single tape un-rewound.

>>85033162
Joker creates a downloadable game service that lets you pay for games but not actually own them.

>>85017968
....that's actually pretty damn good.

Joker goes around Gotham being a hero. Just to see Batman get wound up.

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Random people are tripping out on potent acid throughout Gotham. It wouldn't be a problem but these people don't realize they were given it. A preschool teacher, a mayor's aide, a construction worker, a cashier, an office worker, etc.

Batman has to use his detective skills to find out the pattern and who's randomly lacing all these normal people with psychotropic drugs. Eventually the drugs become harder and crazier (comic book drugs) and the crisis escalates. Public statements are made, people start getting paranoid. Suddenly they find a bunch of the crazy pants drugs near the water supply so people start drinking nothing but bottled water.

Of course it's the Joker who just started doing it for fun. Then he got an idea. During a previous tussle with Batman his Joker Toxin in liquid form tainted a bottling plants' production line. The bottling plant had to scrap all those bottles. Of course they were classified as hazardous waste so they had red tape trouble disposing of them so they just stored them in a warehouse. Joker and his cronies managed to steal the unused bottles. The plastic itself is harmless, but the trace elements of the toxin leak into the water inside it making it toxic once again. It's not lethal but it's enough to temporarily give people hysteria, mania, and delusions en masse bringing the panic in the city to crisis levels. The plan comes together when the owner of the bottling company also made a big statement about donating water to Gotham's citizens.

>>85033578

I think this idea would be improved upon immensely if Joker did it years ago, the entire batch got shelved for defects, and only now is it being distributed through shady backroom deals and now Joker's forgotten he even did it in the first place

>>85025824
You need to write a Joker series. 10/10

>>85008170
>Now I'll have the best teeth of ANYONE!
Actually that sounds more like a Doofenshmirtz plan

>>85008204
Masturbating in the DC Universe is impossible. That's why there's so much rape.

>>85008782
I like this one. Make it a cartoon.

Joker floods an amusement park with counterfeit prize tickets, causing ticket prices to rise even further than they already have.

Joker finally tracks down Batman to the Batcave and manages to corner and restrain him, then once he's tied up he eats a carton of raw eggs in front of him and leaves

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Somewhat relevant.

>>85008978
And tells them to put all the money in bags with a big $ sign on them.

>>85025824
>This one's been done before, but Joker robs priceless porcelain figures and then beats cows to death with them, so that the police have to report on a knick-knack paddy whack.
Holy shit

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>>85025824
(Cont'd)

Joker tears out a man's tongue and mails it to Catwoman.

Joker finds a set of buildings that Gotham officials are about to tear down. He starts a chained protest to protect them, convinces the populace of how important they is to Gotham's history and tourism, and gain their support. Then, when the officials finally decides to stop the project, set off a series of bombs in them.

Joker slowly breaks into one car per night, and hides a custard pie in its airbag. On March 14th, he hacks Gotham City's traffic light system to just display blinking happy faces.

Joker overrides all TV signals to show a rerun of The Big Bang Theory, with time bombs across the city set to explode at every laugh track.

Through trick water-glasses, goons impersonating disabled people, and hidden platforms in a lake, Joker tries to convince Gotham City that the city's most well-known atheist author is actually the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Joker digs tunnels underneath Gotham City, places secret entrances near the door of the museum, and robs the museum in a tiny clown car with a trapdoor; so it looks like he, his thugs, and all the artifacts they stole were stuffed into the car.

Joker kidnaps high-ranking film critics, important businessmen, and amateur stand-up comics, and ties them all up at an abandoned warehouse for a comedy night. He watches from the corner, fingers on an ominous set of switches, connected by wires to guns and cannons in the audience. The switches actually do nothing but lighting and sound effects; the cannons disperse small, invisible doses of laughing gas. Harley operates them from behind a curtain, releasing a burst after particularly horrid punchlines.

Joker legally changes one of his thug's names to "Nobody". Police have to report that Nobody robbed the bank.

Joker gets Harley and Ivy to organize an LGBT pride party. He laces all the drinks with non-lethal drugs from Ivy's plants. This way, all the homosexuals in Gotham are stoned.