Bill Cipher Statue Hunt Thread #33 (Day 10) - I can't solve

Okay fags, lets stop messing around and do this.
For real this time... we cannot let Tumblr get it first. They will trip and crush it.

first for focus!

>>84997386
First for fuck it, time for porn!

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First for Tumblr to win Wacky Races on Monday.

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Wow, not only you can't solve the clue, but you've also given up.
You're weak, no, you're worse than that. You're absolute garbage.
Time to apologize.

So if Dip is 4chan and Mabel's tumblr, who's Wendy? Instagram?

And how bout Tambry? Twitter? Facebook?

Remember everyone...
Come Monday Alex will probably make the whole thing obvious and this will become Wacky Races again.

Washingtonons
Oregonanons
Californianons

Get ready

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>>84997434

>>84997459
> Time to apologize
I never said anything Alex, I loved 2b. Can you give me a hint? :)

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>>84997486

>>84997406
That porn is related to the clue?
it has something useful?
I would like to see it, show me that porn!!

>>84997376
Lets wait til Manday

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>>84997510

>>84997475
Reddit, i suppose.
Red hair.

>>84997510
> filename
I kekd

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>>84997542

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>>84997502
>begging for a hint
Do you also want me to change your diapers?
It's sad. I guess I've gotta blame myself for this, though, I overestimated you.

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>>84997596

So, what came out of the red squares?
anything?

>>84997376
Seriously, what do you think they'll do?

People here have talked about putting their dick on it, jizzing on it, vandalizing it, and stealing it.

Why do you think that us getting it is better?

>>84997459
If you want your "Nerd of Destiny" so bad, why the hell are you giving out a hint?

>>84997612
the tumblr file name really adds an extra layer to the burn

>>84997237
The show is based off of one really kick ass summer alex and his sister had when they were kids... return to where it all began...
Did he ever say where this summer vacation was? I'm assuming gravity falls is a fictional name.

>>84997633
Why?

Because faggots like him takes 4chan as part of his identity, someone using another site finding it first means his identity is threatened, as an already depressed little faggot this is something he wishes to avoid at all cost.

>>84997740
That is not why, I am just trying to get people to work on this again because I am way to invested in the hunt.

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>>84997618

>>84997807
>Last weekend
>/co/ getting angry at puzzle people for doing things besides working on the puzzle
>This weekend
>/co/ barely trying on last clue

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>>84996139

me >>84996193 again, it's time to take you to school.

pic related is the code 'ETX CPI ASTD GI?'
the Key for this code was BLUEBOOK
(ignore spaces during calculation)
Now, the basic premise of Viginere is that each letter of the key tells you how many letters to go back by, with A being 0, B being 1, C is 2 and so forth.
In this case the first letter of the key 'B' sends the first letter of the code back by 1, into 'D'. Second key 'L' sends second code 'T' back 11 letters back to 'I'. 'U' sends 'X' back 20 into 'D'.

oh look, the first 3 letters spell DID. that's promising
so you keep going and eventually you get the full decode as 'DID YOU MISS ME?'

Great stuff, but ok, lets see if we can find your second solution.
for this we're going to take the 'fake' answer that most people guessed at the end of the episode 'CAN SHE WAKE UP?", and i will agree it seemed plausable due to matching the word/letter count and being partially relavant to the events of the episode.
The process to prove (lol) that this code is the answer is to reverse it to a codeword that makes sense. pro tip, all Vigenere key words are either actuall words or at least made up ones that are relevant, so we shouldn't get a random mash of letters for the key.
So, turning 'CAN SHE WAKE UP?' into 'ETX CPI ASTD GI?' and turning the required letter shift into a code word. We also have to add 1 for skipping A which is 0, unless the letter didn't shift, in which case it's 'A'.
ok, C into E is a 2 letter shift resulting in 'C', A into T becomes 'T', N into X becomes 'K', and so on... until you get your final keyword...
CTKKIEESJZMT
there's no way that would be a logical key word, but it does turn ETX CPI ASTD GI into CAN SHE WAKE UP.

ANYWAY, point i'm saying is there's no way you could perfectly craft a giant paragraph of text that decodes into 2 legible solutions without having one of your 'key' words be a complete fucking jumble of shit.

>>84997807
But people are invested in it.

On tumblr. Best guess is that most of them go there.

>>84997918
Fuck, tumblr is really going to win this, isn't it?

>>84997891
Okay thanks man
Any ideas?

Probably the Monday clue will make it obvious and whoever is closest at the time will nab it.

Also we really were Dick Dastardly here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESi7uGMNaMs

>>84997918
Tumblr keeps reposting images from this thread though.

>>84997943
No, the first to find it will.

Yes that person will probably use tumblr, considering how many more obsessed autist fans use tumblr more. Its not a fucking clan we are fighting.

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>>84997943
>Fuck, tumblr is really going to win this, isn't it?
Probably.

OKAY FAGS, IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA WORK ON THE CLUE AT LEAST DO THIS!

Monday is gonna be the finale of Wacky Races: Gravity Falls edition

Post the song you will be listening to while everyone is searching again.

Less talking about Tumblr. More solving the riddle.

The Pines family would be laughing at this thread right now for how incompetent everyone here seems.

>>84998044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_skYTQ9pnLM

that shit right there.

>"The parchment can be such a tease"
Are we separate what could be just "tease" material from what we need to solve?
This is the real obstacle

>>84998076
THIS
Someone get on it, I am to autistic

>>84998038
Yeah they probably will. They are dumb as bricks but have what we don't.

>Numbers.
>Willingness to actually hit the road and follow leads

>>84997880
A Jigsaw should be fucking easy though, you have all the pieces of the puzzle, your only challenge is putting them together. (the only difficult part of the Jigsaw was all the blank yellow areas).

But this final stage of the puzzle has us stumped because of how vague it is.
>Return to where it all began
where what began, the first puzzle, the first episode, the place where Hirsch got his inspiration???
>The parchment can be such a tease
implying that something in the clue is a trick?
>The answer's written in the trees
we've been looking at these trees for fucking days, we've tried altering the image, checking every branch, even trying to interpret the trees as viking runes.

THIS AIN'T NO FUCKING JIGSAW FUN FOR ALL TUMBLRS AGE 3 AND UP.
DO YOU SEE ANY OF THEM SOLVING THIS SHIT?

>>84998038
>skinny
>feminine
Why is this Tumblr?

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>>84998044

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>>84998046

I thought the idea of trying to see if the text from the last code could be decoded was promising.

I thought re-decoding the PINES numbers was promising.

I thought the three dots being three places named after Pines Family characters from the show was promising. Or being three of the clue locations since three of the clues did line up.

I thought written in the trees just meaning the PINES did make sense.

I thought taking another look at the symbols around the top and right ride of the first clue was promising.

I thought looking at circled shit was promising.

I thought Piedmont Pines or Standford U were at least reasonable guesses but no luck there.

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>>84998181
Just the general estrogen level really.

>Someone on Reddit said "Ohh.. that's what that thing was. We shot it up and then hit it with some tannerite. Sorry" in response to a thread about the statue
Please be real please be real please be real

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>>84998044
>Monday is gonna be the finale of Wacky Races: Gravity Falls edition
>Post the song you will be listening to while everyone is searching again.


Let's get some appropriate Final Boss music in here at least:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tmdv6jBNho

The discord fags have set up a thread in r/Oregon to get help searching areas.

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>>84998257
lol
redditor is ascii122, as if anyone here cares

>>84998310
>Dox
When was the last time that happened? The last couple of timesvI saw were on Tumblr.

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>>84998310
jesus fuck

>>84998346
Yeah tumblr has been far more dox happy.

>>84998358
BIG SPOOKY BOOGEYMAN

>>84998283
> Gravity Falls Theme
> Slowed down
> Chip-tune
FUCK OFF, NOT EVEN MINI BOSS TIER!

>>84997510
more like Reddit and Discord

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>>84998288

Discord Chat best Wacky Races team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIfA2F6SwM4

>>84998076
-the words in the trees
-the dots
-the red squares
-the circled hand
- the x´s
- the rhymes deciphering
What we need to ignore? and what we need to work with?

>>84998367
It's pretty funny because its exactly how 4chan thinks about tumblr.

The big consuming boogeyman who ruins good and brings badong

>>84998346
Happens all the time actually, but those people tend to stick to /b/, or have moved to 8ch.

>>84998413
>badong
I assume you know the rule.

GUYS ITS IN FRANCE
because Dipper's name is Mason

I have actually ran out of ideas...
Someone give me a task to do so I can help out

>>84998186
>It´s the final countdown!! just like they always sung about

>>84998044
https://soundcloud.com/user-943888640/cipherhunt-song

Gates, Oregon. Reddit just fucking figured it out.

>>84998436
STREAM WHERE

>>84998571
can someone transcribe lyrics for this? i can't bring myself to listen to the whole thing

>>84998257
Alright then everyone. We are looking for a pile of rubble now.

>>84998512

I guess we can try overlaying the map again in areas either by those 3 clue locations that matched up or those 3 Pines character name locations that matched up. Mabel OR, Ford's Mill OR, and Camp Sherman OR? Something like that.

Parchment being a tease could maybe mean that the trail line isn't important and is meaningless only the X means anything?

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>>84998600

What? Link? You mean it's there or that's another dumb guess?

>>84998512
Overlay on Gates.

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Wait, what? No one here said anything about doxxing him, that was all discord fags

>>84998674
https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/4tte1f/cipher_hunt_megathread/
Select posts to new and take a look.

>>84998642
I really don't think Sherman is a valid area. If anything if the name thing is true the only areas we will need are the 4 central pines.

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>>84998600


Seems worth a shot

>Some people have found the coordinates 44.668 -122.3579 which lead to Gates, Oregon. I live about 2.5 hours away from there, but the way they got it seems a bit far fetched to me and the N coordinates were obtained oddly. I would drive out only if we were completely sure or had a really good lead on it, but until then I will try to keep updated. I'm leaving to go camping later today in a totally different section of Oregon and so, again, I would need strong evidence if I was to put that off (there are people going with us) to go search for this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/4tte1f/cipher_hunt_megathread/

I mean at least looking at Gates, OR on map overlay.

"Rusty Gates" too after all.

>>84998674
https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/4tte1f/cipher_hunt_megathread/d5xddzc
The posts in that comment thread.
Probably as promising a lead as we've had yet. Where are our Oregonanons?

>>84998701
That is some bullshit. It's like when sea shells threatened to burn the puzzle it somehow got turned into US threatening to burn down the puzzle. Wtf.

We're there fucking scapegoat.

Blah, i know you're here. Tell these fags >>84998701 to stop pushing shit on us

>>84998682
I am looking at it and there is NO where to overlay

>>84998600
>>84998702
Fuuuuck, sounds plausible.
Hyde, where are you? We need you to go to Gates, Oregon right now.

>>84998767
>>84998738
>>84998702
>>84998600


How did they get these coordinates? How does it fit with the rest of the clue? We can mobilize but if its another "ehh its kinda close" then whats the point?

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>>84998600
>Gates, Oregon

we should check this out

>>84998801
>the first user that found the 122.3579 coordinate, he numbered the trees 1-9. Then made a list of all the trees that had the "hand" looking branches. This is tree 1, tree 2, tree 2 (listed twice since tree 2 has 2 hand coordinates), tree 3, 5, 7, 9. Put the numbers together to make 122.3579 coordinate.
I applied the same method to the trees with no hand branches. So, trees with no hand branches are trees 4, 6, & 8. 46.8 puts us in Washington, so that doesn't work. So then I decided to list the plain branches on those trees. So tree 4, tree 4 (listed twice because it has two branches), tree 6, tree 6, tree 8. Gives 44.668.

>>84998806
Is that rust?

I fucking TOLD you guys we needed to be looking for coordinates. the answer being in the trees was telling us we needed to use A1Z26 on something.

I am trying to overlay the map right now. It seemed promising initially, but there's really no way to do so. Welp.

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>>84997459
Punish me daddy Alex.

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>>84998701
Mwhahahhablahblah

>>84998829
Wait what?

blah you faggot you posted the wrong one

>>84998806
Where's Hyde located?

Now we really can't put the 4chan flag in Bill's hand. Face it boys. Unless one of you lives in or near Gates. We lost.

>>84998832
Fuck the map, we still need to check the place out right now.
Oreganons where are you?

You'll never find it you fools

You blind, buried fools

>>84998869
Indeed. I always maintained the red trail was nothing more then a meaningless red herring.

>>84998828

Maybe. My only issue is that honestly I don't see a road, a river, or anything by there that matches the trail to the X. Unless that's a fucking hiking trail not on any maps or something, or the whole line to the X is a fucking read herring. Maybe only the X means anything. Fuck maybe NONE of the map means anything and the trail is ONLY part of the clue to look at the FIRST fucking clue again. I don't know.

Quick, someone call Hyde.
5416225901

>>84998857
>THE ANSWER'S WRITTEN IN THE TREES

The "answer" is PINES in the banner, but it wasn't actually "PINES" it was the fact that it was in numbers (A1Z26) So you probably had to translate some of the original clues into A1Z26

>>84998829
you only use A1Z26 to turn numbers into letters, why would you do that with coordinates?

>>84998895
He also made an e-mail address.
[email protected]

>>84998868
Good. I've been relaying any information here to the discord from the beginning to prevent you guys from finding it first.

Wacky Races

THIS ONE BLAH >>84998701

>>84998887
>>84998892

Maybe the parchment being a tease means that the map is meaningless and it's just somewhere in Gates, OR.

How did we get the coordinates to there again though?

Have we used Blandin's letter yet? That was located in a box with rusted latches and the word "pines" written on it. Blandin is the founder of Gravity Falls, he's where it started. If we haven't used it yet, can someone post it?

>>84998922
Tell May I said die.

>>84998943
are you retarded

>>84998915
You can turn letters back into numbers with it, it doesn't work just one way or it wouldn't work at all. I'm saying we needed to turn some of the text of the original clues into numbers to get the coordinates.

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>>84998922
>Good. I've been relaying any information here to the discord from the beginning to prevent you guys from finding it first.
>Wacky Races


GO PROFESSOR PAT PENDING GO

>>84998943
Alex said you ONLY need the First and Last clues to solve it.

>>84998928
Are you happy now?

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>>84998943
This one?

>>84998998
you you fucking mong, you just posted the picture, not the post. Although maybe i shouldn't have expected so much from a literal retard

>>84999002
That page is literally just Blendin saying how he is doing okay. FAGGOTS. FOCUS ON OREGON!

>>84999012
*no, you fucking mong

Hi, newfag here. Why are people saying to wait until Monday? What's happening on Monday? Is it just speculation?

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>>84998600

Tumblr spies get on this. Check Gates Oregon.

>>84998920
E-mailed him.

GOD DAMNIT THIS SHIT REALLY IS WACKY RACES. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!

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>>84998767

reddit in the lead

>>84999012
> you you fucking mong
> literal retard
Cool it man

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Okay faggots new theory.
Bill is in Oregon. We mostly assume that already.
We were told the map is a tease, meaning the clues mostly give us bullshit and we need to tease the truth out, twice the tease that little whore.
We were also told it is far simpler to find than we assume.
Three eyes surround the hand but only one has eyelashes, like Bill.
The Bill eye is on the left side of the thumb of the hand.
In Oregon there is a place called God's thumb. It has a few trees on it, at least from images I've seen, potentially pine.
The thumb is located at Roads End State Recreation Site which would be fitting for the final stop.

>>84999084


yes

and this is us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUQg07Jf9XM

Can someone who believes this overlay the map? Doesn't seem to line up all that well. If the theory is that the map is useless that's throwing out something kinda significant... Not saying SOMEONE shouldn't check it out but for the people who aren't in range anyway, we should keep working if/when this doesn't pan out

>>84999119
No faggot. Gates Oregon!

>>84998829
there's nothing in the trees to use A1Z26 on except the ribbon that decodes to Pines, and that was only for solving somthing earlier in the game to get the key for the po box

the coordinates people are talking about now is some wierd calculation based on the number of brances on the trees

there is nothing connecting those two things.


>>84999052
Hirsch will offer a clue on the final puzzle on monday if we are still struggling

>>84999139
The problem with the map is there's no scale, so it's impossible to know even at what distance it's supposed to be overlaid. It's also possible that the map was just a visual way to reinforce that it goes back to the first clue. Not saying we shouldn't keep trying to find new leads, but those are two things to keep in mind.

In the meantime, we need someone to get to Gates.

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>>84998920

Reddit is already sending someone there.

>>84999192
>that was only for solving somthing earlier in the game to get the key for the po box
fucking lol

>>84999194

no scale for the map

no idea if the whole map is a huge red herring

maybe the map just shows "go back to first clue"

and that is all it does

>>84998902
Penis is an anagram of pines, anyone try that yet?

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GUYS

>>84999192
I don't think their coordinates are correct, but I DO think we need to get a specific set of coordinates. I think we need to use A1Z26 to get them. What we use it on WON'T be in the trees, because we already got our "answer" from the trees, which is A1Z26. NOW we need to find the "Question"

Welp. I'll take Reddit finding it over Tumblr, honestly.

>>84999288
i'd take either over discord

>>84999288
Agreed. Anything but Tumblr.
>>84999270
We are literally the dumbest XY chromosomes to exist on this planet.... Why didn't we figure this out?

>>84999288
Are you retarded? Every redditor is fucking normie garbage, /co/ especially the artists here have a lot of overlap with tumblr so they're much closer to us than le rebbit is

44.668 -122.3579

GO GO GO!

>>84999261
I already checked my penis several times but the statue isn't there.

>>84999360
Don't you dare raise Tumblr higher than reddit. Don't forget that tumblr is the reason for all that gay Ford fanart. So much cancer is born there.

>>84999360
>Reddit: WenDip
>tumblr: BillDip
>4chan: Pinecest

>>84999392
I'll be laughing if anybody gets lost in the woods.

>>84999453
What is Mabifica?

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>>84999270

Wait sorry, is that in/near Gates, Oregon?

>>84999423
Shame on you all. I remember back when you guys understood why reddit was so shitty. And don't be a fucking baby over gay shit. Yeah it's shitty that teenage girls are turning my sexuality into their creepy fetish, but that's probably not why you're upset about it so you really have no business whining about it other than "ewww its icky!" Unless I'm wrong and you're in the same boat as me, in which case, sorry yeah it does suck.

This is legitimately hilarious watching the retards in discord try to figure out the branches to coordinates thing.
Retards deserving of special mention: Feartech

>>84999490
Yes, it is RIGHT next to it and on maps it is considered apart of it.

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>>84999453
>tumblr: BillDip

Only weird porn tumblr half is Billdip, don't forget to SJW tumblr Billdip is pedorape, abuse and the worst crime one Earth.

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So their process was:

> Take the trees with two plain branches
445566

> Take the trees with branches WITH tufts of pine.
1223579

What they didn't account for were the differing formats, they're only going with Decimal Degrees.

DMS Format: 44°55'6.6"N, 122°35'7.9"W
DMM Format: 44 55.66N, 122 35.79W
DD format: 44.5566, -122.3579

>>84999503
True, somehow he is worst than SirBlah...
At least SirBlah figured it out.

so is it figured out, was it really something stupid ?

>>84999279
even though our final clue LITERALLY SAYS
The answer's written in the trees

>we already got our "answer" from the trees
No. PINES was not 'in' the trees, it was plain and obvious, and only relevant to some small puzzle box halfway into the hunt.

We are, AS OF THE FINAL PART OF THE PUZZLE, being told that "THE ANSWER'S WRITTEN IN THE TREES"

and do i need to link you back to >>84997891 to tell how impossible it would be to double hide a secondary code into the already existing code?

>>84999530
What if there are more coordinates hidden on the first and final clues, lining up with the location of the circled dots near the hand?

GG guys, reddit won.

wait what

IT'S ACTUALLY ENDING?

>>84999542
>so is it figured out, was it really something stupid ?

If it's in gates, Oregon thanks to these coordinates no, it is not remotely obvious, not saying this is wrong but it is a WILD shot not something staring anyone in the face.

>>84999530

>>84999608
>>84999595
It ain't over til we've found it.

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>>84998436
>>84998603
Here.

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I don't care if you have to walk hours to get there... but we have to go now

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>>84999608

Possibly.

Reddit has a good notion and is sending someone over to check.

This could be it: The end of Wacky Races: Gravity Falls Edition. Winner: Reddit.

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>>84999423
>gay Ford fanart
>not liking gay Ford fanart

SHIT TASTE ALERT

>>84998600
Well fuck.

At least one of our moms found a clue, r-right?

>>84999694
I swear to fucking god if she gets to it...

>>84999783
Yes, our mom's are legion.

Don't we have any orgenanon here ?

Clyde where are you man ?

>>84997459

I HAVE A CARTOON!

>>84999530
No way would Alex send special snowflakes deep into the woods, some can't even go to a gentle park without hurting their fingers.

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>>84999530
The lower coordinates in the more mountainous areas are theirs. The other two sets are ours for now.

>>84999885
Someone go there and livestream that shit, QUICK

WAIT! SOMEONE DISCOVERED THE LOCATION!

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SOMEONE GO! I AM 2-3 HOURS AWAY SO I WON'T MAKE IT IN TIME! SOMEONE PLEASE!

What happened since last thread holy shit

>>84999694
Well, that would be the ultimate FU to the sane part of the fandom...

For fuck's sake, Hyde where are you?

>>84999974
NOOOOOOO

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What the fuck?

>>84999974
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THAT DIRTY BITCH SAID SHE WAS STAYING OUT OF IT THE DAY SHE GOT HOME FROM LA

WHAT THE FUCK

>>84999974
If May finds it first, I'm fucking burning my copy of Journal #3.

All we've got left to do is pray for the statue to not be there.

>>84999974
I doubt that post factors in her McDonald's pitstops.

>>84999987
Texting him now. Someone (You) me with the address and picture because I'm mobile and can't fucking load shit

>>84999974
I think website wars are bullshit and I still don't want this to happen.

If clyde doesn't answer, mapanon, are you there ?

>>85000048
Because with her it's not website wars.

IVE BEEN AT WORK WHAT DID REDDIT DO

>>84999974

WE BETTER DO SOMETHING!

>>85000009
FUCK IT'S REAL THIS CANT HAPPEN WE NEED TO GET THERE BEFORE MAY DOES

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DON'T CALL IT A GRAVE
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE

>>85000009

This is it.

He's saying it was Gates, OR the whole time.

It's there.

IT'S THERE.

>>85000044
It's just coordinates.
4.5566, -122.3579

Although it could also be 44°55'6.6"N, 122°35'7.9"W or 44 55.66N, 122 35.79W

You can also tell him he was e-mailed with some info.

>>84999974
Based on her estimated time to the PO box she was 2+ hours late so maybe another anon has a chance

>>85000048
Yeah, this is beyond website wars. As far as I'm concerned, it's about sharing the adventure. May is not the champion of this fandom. She wasn't the one to solve the puzzle or figure out the clues, she just happens to live in the area and has access to a car.

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>>84999974

goddammit no!!!

REDDIT GO GO GO!!!!

WIN THE WACKY RACES NOW NOW NOW!!!!

BE THE HERO WE ALL NEED!!!! PLEASE REDDIT!!!

4CHAN WILL SUCK YOUR COCK JUST DO IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Please don't be there.
Please don't be there.
Please don't be there.
Please don't be there.
Please don't be there.

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>>84999974
I have passed the mortal plane of anger

I feel only massive, cold weight on my chest

>>85000199
This

>>85000187
She goddamn better miss every single fucking turn

If I remember correctly, Hyde is almost 5 hours from Gates, Oregon.
Fuck

May finding the statue would be such a shit ending it would become good.

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Someone please go... I am hours away and my ride is broke.

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go reddit go

Go Reddit Go

GO REDDIT GO!!!!

>>85000118
>>85000118
>>85000118
SOMEONE HELP HOW THE FUCK DID THEY DO IT IVE SPENT DAYS ON THIS SHIT

>>85000259
Take a look at https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/4tte1f/cipher_hunt_megathread/d5xddzc

>>85000259
>>84999530

>>85000044
44°55'6.6"N, 122°35'7.9"W
44 55.66N, 122 35.79W
44.5566, -122.3579 (garbage is headed here and is less than 1hr30min out)

Plug any of that shit into Google Maps while he has signal and his GPS should lead him there even if he loses service.

>>85000255
It's been fucking obvious it was a trail this whole god damn time, people are just figuring this out NOW?

>>85000259
They basically extracted coordinates from the different types of branches on the trees. Exactly how, you will have to ask for a more detailed answer.

MAY'S FUCKING BIZARRE ADVENTURE DAY 9

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

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Gates, Oregon! The "rusty Gates!"

reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit
reddit reddit REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT!!!

I want /co/ to win but honestly at this point I'd be happy with it being anyone who isn't May.

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Anon! Turn on the Eurobeat!
Quickly!

I am enjoying the absurdity of /co/ cheering for Reddit. The enemy of my enemy, eh.

I'm 4 hours away and I don't think I'll be able to make it before Portland people.
I'm so sorry.

Great, all the Oregonfags are gone, they probably still think we're shitposting.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT.

This tense obession with Tumblr and reddit is bizzare.

So seriously where are all the Oregonanons who said that they'd be ready to move at the drop of a hat go?

/co/ I'm gonna level with you. I lurk on all three sites in this race, and frankly ifgaf who finds the statue. As long as it's not that wretched cunt. Book plane tickets, break traffic laws, call your cousins, ex-roommates, or estranged fathers who live in the area. Just as long as May doesn't get her grubby hands on that statue.

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For The Emperor!

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>mfw this is all over

We did everything... now we lost. We have to swallow our pride.

>>85000399
It's more of a tense hatred of the one that rhymes with Hambeast Jones and the porkaboo crew

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH FUCKING DRIVE TO DO THIS ARE TOO FAR AWAY!
EVERY SITE BUT US IS DISCUSSING HOW IT IS PROBABLY NOT REAL OR THAT IT WOULD BE "To far of a walk"!

SOMEONE PLEASE GO! I WOULD BUT I CAN'T RIGHT NOW!

OREGONFAGS, ATTENTION!

We need you to go to Gate, Oregon IMMEDIATELY. It has more or less been confirmed to be the location of the statue.

44°55'6.6"N, 122°35'7.9"W
44 55.66N, 122 35.79W
44.5566, -122.3579

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I know I'm late as fuck, who is may? Why is she worse than reddit?

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Now pulling up to the Wacky Races finish line in gates, OR?

Will it be

May

or

reddit?

Who TEAM REDDIT here?

>>85000414
^THIS


DO NOT LET MAY NEAR THE THING. SHES GREEDY, EGOTISTICAL ANFD SELFISH.

MAKE A THREAD ON >>>/out/ or >>>/trv/

>>85000473
She is worse than everything, not just reddit.

>>85000399
It has little to do with website shit, it's about May not finding it. She's not our champion.

>>85000444
I like your digits

Okay, I need to be POSITIVE this is real before I go.
I can get there in 3.

You guys acting like a bunch of babies is making me want to go outside even less.

>>85000518
Minutes? Because we need someone faster than May.

>>85000444
Kek has spoken
This is our hour
Go now

>>85000224
Watched her stream. She's an awful driver

>>85000518
GO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT MOGF TWEETED ITS DONE GOGOGO

Anyone who reached out to our boy Hyde hear back? Is he close enough to check it out?

If not and you're reading this, Hyde you are still a hero in my heart!

>>85000526

You're a faggot.

>>85000518
The official cipher account has confirmed it. Go.

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>>85000462
>OREGONFAGS, ATTENTION!
>We need you to go to Gate, Oregon IMMEDIATELY. It has more or less been confirmed to be the location of the statue.
>44°55'6.6"N, 122°35'7.9"W
>44 55.66N, 122 35.79W
>44.5566, -122.3579

reply for attention this spot Gates, OR confirmed! Coordinates above!

>>85000009

CONFIRMED!

>>85000538
3 hours.
Hey, I could still find it first.

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Sweet baby jesus I can just imagine it now

"HEY GUIZ *I* DID IT *I* FOUND THE STATUE NOW MY JOURNAL 4 TRULY HAS EN EPICCCCC!!!! ENDING EVERYONE REMEMBER TO SUPPORT JOURNAL 4 someone get me a fucking forklift or a pickup with a chain i know hirsch said it'd be heavy but I'll be damned if I'm not putting this thing in my fucking bedroom"

>>85000501
I keep seeing people talking about her as such, and at least one person who is saying "we" are sexist for not wanting her to get it.

If this is truly ending then I'm gonna get some things out of my chest.
Fuck you anti-website wars fags, this is all your fucking fault, spirit of competition encourages people to be more productive but it didn't work here because you're a bunch of cucks and decided to push your togetherness agenda.
And fuck you lazyfags as well, I've been working on this shit 24/7 and I couldn't find jack shit that's why I didn't anything.
Fuck you, /co/, you're the worst team. Now let's just hope May doesn't find it.

>>85000518
can you post your phone number then delete it or some shit? You need to fucking GO. Everyone is fucking freaking out about this shit, even if you don't find the statue, you will be the fucking hero who went

>>85000518
GO!!!

>>85000559
Yeah actually, I am.

>>85000518
TMoGF confirmed it. The race is on.

>>85000572
Ok, then go.

>>85000595
>that's why I didn't post anything
fixed

>>85000556
He hadn't replied back yet, but I'm pretty sure he lives almost 5 hours away.
My money might be on 3hrs anon on this one

>>85000547
>>85000547
I wouldn't be sad if she crashed into a tree.

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>>85000518
IT'S FUCKING REAL

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

Can one of you discord shits confirm that May is actually heading that way?

I am so fearful of this future. She is the worst. Anyone but her. ANYONE.

>>85000572
SHE'S GONNA LOSE A FUCKLOAD OF TIME TRYING TO TALK THERE, YOU CAN DO IT

>>85000572
can you livestream it ?

>>85000595
Are you fucking retarded? You can want to be competitive and still think the childish website war mentality is stupid. Fuck you, I regret contributing at all now. I'm fucking out, not helping you selfish little fucks anymore.

>live 1 hour away from Gates
Should I really go guys? I don't own a vehicle, but I have a friend to drive me there. Do you think it's too late to go now?

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What are the chances some lurking Oregonfag who hasn't posted anything at all found it?

I'm on my way, comrades. I'll see you when I see you.

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so days of us working hard... even days when the hashtag on twitter was silent... and we're going to loose? TO MAY?

>>85000444
It probably is too far to walk. Those coordinates place people deep in the woods, driving down at best logging roads. Alex has to know he would be in deep shit if tweens and teens went in and got lost.

>>85000685
Godspeed

>>85000676
NO she's 3 hours away, GO NOW GO GO GO

>>85000676
Not too late! Go now! Fast!

>>85000676
go you idiot!

>>85000676
You are the closer one, so go.

>>85000676
It's still daylight. Have a road trip with your bro. A broad trip, if you will.

>>85000676
What are you even waiting for? End our suffering.

>>85000572

Do it, you have time.

>>85000676
GODSPEED ANON

>>85000676
Make history, anon.

>>85000569
I know we're nowhere near bump limit but it might be a good idea to start a new thread with this as the OP.

Hell, if we're really lucky mods might even sticky it.

>>85000676
Go. You will be /co/'s hero forever.

>>85000676
Yes you are closer than anyone else. Post your snapchat or number or something and fucking go

>>85000676
Go, you two will make history.

>>85000685
POST phone number or something for faster updates

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>>85000676
GO

SAVE THE STATUE FROM MAY!

PLANT 4CHAN'S FLAG.

>>85000676

DO IT! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? AND STREAM IT! SOMEONE GIVE HIM THE MAP!

>>85000676
OH MY GOD GO GO GO GO GO

>>85000676
Anon assuming you aren't bullshitting us..start a go fund me afterwards for like a 100 bucks and that should be enough to cover gas and food. I'm sure we will be happy to chip in IF you fucking find it.

>>85000787
I doubt anybody has time to print one out

>>85000685
You are blessed anon

Nothing has been confirmed. TMoGF probably was told someone solved it and made a tweet. In case it isn't there, keep working while these anons drive to check

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>>85000676

DON'T FORGET TO PUT THIS ON BILL!

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>>85000676

GO GO GO!

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>>85000518

DO IT FOR MANKIND AND THE EMPEROR

>>85000807
Hell, if you prove you actually left by streaming even if you DON'T find it, I'll chip in

>>85000787
DON'T DO THAT, IT'S RETARDED. PUT A FOUR OF CLUBS ON IT.

My /co/mrades. We can do this.


GO TO GATES, OREGON. IT'S CONFIRMED AS THE LOCATION OF THE STATUE.

44°55'6.6"N, 122°35'7.9"W
44 55.66N, 122 35.79W
44.5566, -122.3579

EVERYONE WHO'S GOING THERE, POST:

A) YOUR GODDAMN PHONE NUMBER

B)AN EMAIL

Guys should we send the additional intel to reddit to try to thwart weird may getting to the locations first? Good idea or bad idea?

>Some fag from 4chan/tumblr/reddit gets there, finds the statue
>Full on autism tears to the phone livestreaming to thousands upon thousands
>Suddenly between sobs he notices something etched in with a knife
>Ebaumsworld
How would you react?

>>85000849
This is much better

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>>85000676
IF YOU DO NOT GO
YOU WILL BE A WORSE KEK THEN MOOT
FOR THE REST
OF
YOUR FUCKING LIFE
FOREVER

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2411fXLYKo4&feature=youtu.be
OVERDRIVE!!!!!!!

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>>85000676
Fuck the Wacky Races, if this guy finds it, he's Speed Racer if anything.

>>85000864
laugh so fucking hard I shit myself

Oregonfag here, my friend said he can't drive me so I have no other options. Shit sorry to bring your hopes up guys.

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>>85000676
RIDE SHOTGUN LIKE THE WIND MY FRIEND! BE THE HERO! THIS IS OUR VERY LAST CHANCE TO BEAT MAY AND REDDIT!

ANYONE HAVE A STREAM!

>>85000586
The word "sexist" has been reduced to a mere label used to silence people. Or worse: to shut other people's opinions out.

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>>85000883
I MEANT TO SAY KEK
I AM ON A TABLET
NOW GET GOING!!!

On my way, my email is [email protected]
Gates anon, I'm rootin' for you

>>85000910
WALK!

>>85000883
you catch more flies with honey than being a dick

DON'T
FORGET
THE
FUCKING
PATH
OUTLINE.

DON'T GO ALL THE WAY OVER THERE AND FORGET THE FUCKING OUTLINE. PRINT OUT THE OUTLINE. GRAB A TRAIL MAP. FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT.

>>85000910
Go take a fucking bike. Get running. Call your dad. ANYTHING.

>>85000910
Shit. At least you tried

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>>85000586
>>85000922

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

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>>85000908

Who could this mysterious dashing and sexy Racer Anon be????

>>85000864
>Implying anyone these days know what Ebaumsworld is
Where have the years gone, anon?

>>85000953
what about honey ON your dick?

>>85000935
KEK. THIS KEK DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE FILTER.
BAKA DESU SENPAI.

>>85000922
Honestly, we are kind of sexist though. If a femanon found it people would still be gross and you know it.

>>85000910
YOU HAVE A THUMB
YOUR FRIEND IS A DICK
GET HITCHING

>>85000910

Get a taxi! We'll pay you back later.

>>85000910
Tell your friend you will blow him if he helps you claim this moment of cartoon internet fame.

Actually mean it.

>>85000910

CALL AN UBER

GET A BIKE

FLY

>>85000910
Get a fucking cab or something, just go

>>85000983
best of both worlds

>>85001001
UBER THAT SHIT

>>85000953
You wash your dick too much if thats what you think

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if may gets it i will kill myself

>>85000995
You're wrong, if she isn't a landwhale she would get a billion

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

posts.

>>85001001
THIS. Taxi or Uber or SOMETHING. If you start streaming proving you're out, I PROMISE you I'll chip in to pay you back, and I know others will too.

>>85001052

Fine, uber. If you get to the statue first, /co/ will cover.

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APOLOGIZE.
NOW.

>>85000910

UBER
UBER
UBER
UBER
UBER
UBER

>>85000995

Most people here were congratulating the girl who found the eyeball jar for what it's worth.

If a femanon from here found it I'd be in heaven.

>>85000995
You have to go back

>>85001065
What can I say, I like having a clean dick.

>>85001094
NO, NEVER.

Contact the other boards contact everyone anyone near Gates, Oregon!

>>85001094

NEVER! YOU HACK!

>>85001094
Apologize for Roadside Attraction first you fucking manlet

Plan B Oregonanons, get moving as well! Remember the coordinates. Copy down the trail path. Make sure someone knows where you're going just in case something bad happens. Get moving!

>>85000953
But you get the most flies with shit.

>>85000995
nah, not on /co/. probably seems that way because most of the females that have been involved in this have been attention whores.

>>85001158
One episode of 40? Not that bad.

>>85000910
WE WILL CHIP IN FOR A FUCKING UBER OR LYFT OR PORTAL GUN RENTAL. JUST GET OVER THERE NOW.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8

>>85001184
It was also the shittiest piece of western animation i've ever seen, so I guess it balances out

>>85000995
>we
So you admit to being gross to girls? That's pretty fucked, anon.

>>85000981
Nowhere you going friend.

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SHIT

WHOLE TEAMS OF TUMBLRS NEARBY SAY THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY

SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE

>>85001158
The fuck you talking about that episode ruled. The dipper parts were kinda lame but Stan more then made up for it.

>>85001256
Yep. And I know you fuckers are all JUST like me.