ONLY post Pure, one woman type of guys ITT.
>>84987817
Can't, guys are sluts.
>>84987817
You must have missed that last Iron Fist series.
>>84987923
Perfect.
Kerub was a huge playboy in his youth but in the end there, there could only be his Loulou
>>84987817
>interracial is only good if the guy is white
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>>84987999
He regrets that "mistake", and is now being chaste.
>>84988098
Comic writers don't think so, since they never last.
>>84987817
That comic was so qt
>>84987817
>white men
Eww.
>>84988623
Who is this problematic qt
Only the best.
>>84988453
Someone should tell Rhodey then
>>84988183
Hera is more of a manta kinda gal.
>>84988956
>qt
I didn't think it was possible to have such shit taste but then again I suppose there are people who think feces is arousing.
>>84988623
I'm almost glad the basket monkeys are taking the shit white offspring of Spergy nerds who raised ignorant tumblr sluts off the market. More glorious planet of the monkey butt, and oriental rice nipple.
>>84989288
That's some pretty shitty taste
>>84989317
Do you also find Shrek attractive? Because that ham beast isn't far off.
>>84989297
wat
>>84987817
Too bad Misty hates white people now.
>>84989297
There's a sentence in there somewhere I know it!
>>84988098
Agreed
What about pure sluts who find the right gal and commit to her?
>>84988098
You got it.
>>84989288
She's not that fucking bad.
>ctrl+f
>No Lois and Clarke
Fucking really?
>>84992649
Clark is a slut who fucked Lana first and probably some LoSH chicks
Every Marvel hero has been a major Slut.
The biggest would have to be Spider-Man though
>>84987817
>>84988183
>Flashpoint
>>84992786
>you get so uptight about your bodily fluids
What did she mean by this?
>>84989317
>>84991595
I pretty damn low standards but girl in pic is a pass
>>84992979
Spiderman had some indecision about wear to cum right at the end.
>>84992979
>>84987923
>>84989107
Can Barda please stop being best girl for a few minutes, please? It's unfair to everyone else.
>>84993108
>WHIP'EM OUT! WHIP'EM OUT!
I love Marvel citizens sometimes.
>>84993128
No.
>>84987923
>>84989107
>>84993443
>>84993443
Is this from Darkseid War?
>>84993539
I know bombshells universe is literally just sexy fan service, but... Barda is a married woman, you hedonist!
>>84989297
>basket monkeys
What is this?
Racism for esrb E?
>>84993542
yes
>>84993128
Okay but why would you tell her that when Mera is best girl?
>>84989297
We don't speak... whatever bullshit language you made that post in, bub.
>PUREANDCHASTE
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>>84992786
He's not trying to be a slut, though. He just wants to make everybody happy.
>>84987817
>>84988119
>Sue and Ralph together as ghost detectives
Best ending
>>84993443
That's my kink.
>>84993443
Who's that next to Wonder Woman?
>>84996240
Steve?
>>84996271
Looks more like Steve Rogers then Steve Trevor.
>>84996271
I thought Steve was black
>>84988098
Yeah, basically. Very rarely is the opposite done without some kind of hidden agenda faggotry
>>84988098
Honestly this is right and I'm not even racist.
Mostly that BG/WL relationships are so common and a lot more boring because of it.
>>84996313
>>84996313
They're whitewashing him for the movie.
>>84996966
Yeah that's what I was afraid of. oh well doesn't surprise me lol
>>84996389
>confirmation bias
>>84997094
Yeah, I was looking forward to seeing my favorite comic scene recreated on the big screen, but it'll never happen :(
>>84996313
Well, I guess with how the entertainment industry is predominantly black men in lead roles they're trying to show off a little diversity with a minority (white guy). Makes me smile, I love how diverse and progressive America is becoming. Hopefully the terms "Black America" and "Blackout in Hollywood" will become a thing of the past.
>>84995229
>Juggernaut's leftover
>>84992664
>>84995430
Bernie who? Sanders?
But real talk, is there a perfect girl for Cap? I don't know much about his love life.
>>84996313
that's earth one
Has nu52 brought this back yet
>>84988098
You do know that that the black man x white woman is done for mostly racist and fetishist reasons, right? And i'm not even talking about the cuck bullshit, but the original idea that black men are more animalistic than white and educated men.
This racist idea is advocated even more so by white females, for fetishist reasons. Take Boomdoncks, for example, with the character of Tom.
>>84988183
Remember when Mera became a cunt and tried to kill Arthut, later ending their marriage, and that Arthur started to fuck that character named Dolphin?
>>84996313
Not in 99% of his previous appearances.
>>84993108
>saliva down their face and mask
TOO LEWD
Literally the purest before JMS and Quesada took a major dump on them.
>>84997761
Sharon Carter is the only one that sticks. Writers try throwing him different direction but he always comes back to her.
>>84987999
That fucking slut Misty left Danny though.
>>84992979
Well, it's canon that his sperm causes cancer. Of course he is going to be careful
>>84999245
Gwen was always shit anon, always.
>>84999245
Why exactly do you think Gwen is perfect for Peter? I'm curious, the only things that come to mind when I think about Gwen are "kind" and "hates Spider-man"
>>84999753
They broke up amicably after their "Chi Baby".
>>84987817
Why is Joker going out with Iron (Wo)man?
>>84997761
>>84999710
Bernie > Diamondback >>>>> Peggy > Sharon
Sharon is so freaking boring, especially her modern version.
>>84999958
That's not even the topic of the thread. Regardless, it's canon that this is what Peter himself believes.
>>84999973
I'm not sure what part of "SHE IS A FUCKING SLUT WHO RUINS LIVES AND LEAVES THE PERFECT HUSBAND" you don't understand.
>>85000311
>Husband
They never married. They broke up their engagement after the fake baby. Only in the SW AU are they spouses.
>slut
Famalam
>>84997761
>Bernie who? Sanders?
Pretty close, she is an outspoken liberal New York Jew.
>>85000311
Everyone's a slut compared to Danny "One Woman Man" Rand.
Seriously, ignoring early Colleen (who were only implied), name one woman he's been with for longer than a page.
Misty though? Ignoring Danny she's been with Paladin and Sam Wilson, through various books.
>>85001633
That Phoenix bird chick, in Deadly Hands of Kung-Fu.
>>84988623
Do we have to do this in every fucking thread?
>>85001633
Lilian Hsu, possibly the ONLY love interest more obscure than >>85001793 because I literally NEVER see her mentioned.
>>84998331
Though it's been clear since the beginning of human history that all men are animals.
>>85002016
>Lilian Hsu
What's her story?
>>85002707
You'll see in a few days when my storytime gets there.
>>84999958
I don't know, but that What if where House of M Gwen comes to 616 and chooses die to keep Peter and the world alive kinda shows what Gwen is really up to do for Peter. Is sweet and disheartening.
>>85002789
OK, PMIFAnon in stealth-mode.
>>85002016
Has the Phoenix chick been mentioned, before? I forgot her name.
>>85002895
Occasionally, but nobody actually mentions her name, just "the Phoenix lady in Deadly Hands of Kung Fu".
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>>85002835
>>85002859
I'm gonna need an English Translation
>>85003061
In canon, or just online?
Who is the biggest slut?
>>85003218
It was published 40 years ago, so it's about as canon as anything else none of Marvel's current staff has probably never read.
>>85003124
I'll post it in a bit
>>85003321
Tony Stark, Hercules, or She-Hulk.
I think Stark is the sluttiest of the three.
>>85003335
No, I meant characters referring to her as "the Phoenix lady".
Well, Danny has to look Pure, for Misty.
>>85003935
She's basically The Phoenix, before Claremont did the Phoenix again, but better.
>>85003968
That may be another reason why she's not mentioned, since. Think of the Phoenix in the context of Marvel, and people are gonna think Jean Grey.
>>85004058
She's not even called the Phoenix, she's actually the "Firebird". People call her the Pheonix because she's basically just a shitty first draft for the Phoenix.
>>84999245
My nig nog
>>84987817
Is that Kodak Black?
>>85004557
>Peter will never be happy with someone
>>85005999
>Marvel will never stop milking his suffering
>>84988055
I'm still infinitely sad he never reunited with her.
>>85001633
Sam's a good guy, but Paladin is a slut himself.
>>84997333
What the fuck? WW is trying to put a collar on a black dude?
>>85010958
Very Golden Age, no?
>>85011052
I suppose.
>>84988098
That is objectively true. Tried to make it happen in my life twice. Failed on both accounts for the same reason: black chicks are seriously uncomfortable facing their families with a white boyfriend. There's a huge stigma against black women dating outside their race, far more so than black men.
>>85012586
Depends on what kind of background they have. A cute nerdy black chick actively pursued me in high school. The thing I remember best about her was that she had a really nice body. Slim build, long legs, decent curves. I definitely would have gone for it if I weren't so busy pining after my ROTC flight commander who I didn't have a chance in hell with.
Man fuck highschool.
>>84988098
Black man/white woman couples are way more likely to end in a divorce than monoracial couples, whereas white man/black woman couples are actually way less likely.
>>84993443
Can I have some recommendations for Mr. Miracle?
>>85015809
Because it's in a black woman's nature to be subservient to white men.
>>85018743
Because a white man is a pussy and will take talk back from a black women but white women dont take it from black man.
>>85018787
I don't think that's true, since your mom takes it from black men all the time.
>>85018855
> and the thread descends into shit-posting.
>>85018935
>/co/mblr can't handle the banter and thinks one "your mom" joke means the whole thread is shitposting
wew ladIt's not the thread that's descending into shitposting, it's /co/ that's descending into a bunch of thin-skinned, overly dramatic tumblrinas.
>>85019063
/thread
>>84988098
depends on your prefrences, why would you want to see a white girl with a black guy if you are a white guy that likes black girls
learn how to think senpai
>>85015809
that's because there are much more bm/wm marriages in general
>>84987817
>one woman type of guys
Yeah, he's going to be a one-woman type of guy forever now that he's lowered himself to banging black chicks. White women won't want him.
>>85020433
>why would you want to see a white girl with a black guy if you are a white guy that likes black girls
Despite the memes, cucking is an actual fetish.
>>85021015
>black male/white male marriagesAlso please stay in school and learn about percentages.
>>85019063
>people disliking immature "your mum" -tier jokes, means they're a "Tumblrina".
Truely does not mean anything anymore.
>>85018653
Image lacks citations.
>>84995334
this. it'd be a crime to give only one woman access to the Spider-Booty
>>85015809
Weird that this is also true for Asians and Blackstwo groups that supposedly hate each other a lotregardless of gender, but I hardly hear any avocation for these kinds of relationships in the media.
>>85023203
>triggered
>>85023864
That's mostly because compared to other interracial marriages, asian/black is pretty rare irl as well.
>>85023869
>proving my point
>>84992786
>not Stark
>not Torch
>not Shulk
Peter just has a lot of bitches lusting after him, he's pure. PURE!
>>85023896
I know, but most of the time I don't see anons saying they want more because of how many actually exist, but because of divorce rates.
>this wasn't the first post
>it wasn't even posted yet
I know that marvel want everyone to forget them but goddamn /co/
>>85024138
Marvel's biggest slut is Daredevil, though.
>>85024433
>Lusting after every man who she ever came across
Sue a slut.
>>85024526
>implying
He'd settle down the moment they'd stop dying. He's a good catholic boy.
>>85025036
>that time he cheated on his blind wife with Dakota North
>>85018653
>The two most hated racial/gender groups huddle together for comfort, leading to more successful marriages.
Makes sense.
>>85024565
I mean, it's a thread about pure guys, not girls. Has Reed even fucking blinked at another woman before.
>>85028785
Not if you don't consider science to be his mistress, and this only makes Sue's cockhunger even shittier.
>>85027466
I always figured it had more to do with the incredibly low amount of them to begin with. Not so much sampling error, but that them getting together at all is unlikely for a lot of reasons ingrained, societal reasons. If I recall, it's all the way at the bottom of the interracial relationship population. So the ones that do get together are the realest of the real deals. It's probably not for nothing the couple that ended up being the one to get the anti-miscegenation laws federally prohibited was a white man and a black woman (although maybe also because it doesn't rile the tards up as much as the other way around).
Still, charging them with lines like "cohabiting as man and wife, against the peace and dignity of the Commonwealth" mean it wasn't all that unfrowned upon neither.
>>85028785
If that woman is Science, then yes.
>>85027466
Asians are hated?
>>85027466
>>85029548
I thought you guys were talking about AM/BF couples, not WM/BF. I wouldn't call white men "hated",especially in the dating pool.
>There's a very real possibility Danny loses his (NYC) virginity to Colleen or Joy.
Just fuck all of the shits up.
>>85030675
>>85030686
White men and black women are society's scapegoats. This is inarguable. White males are actively impugned and scorned while black females are basically ignored.
Society is ruled by angry white women, anon. Just accept it.
>>85030942
If you said Asian men, I'd agree with you. Black women and Asian men are stepped on the most.
>>85030829
not watching that Netflix shit after the Luke/Misty confirmation
>>84987817
>paint a white girl's skin
>call her black
I can't even.
This is a REAL black lady and she don't need no small dick white boy.
>>85031455
>Danisty shippers thinking they'd remain unscathed, after Juke got fucked up the ass, via Jess killing Reva.
I don't know what you were expecting.
>>85031455
It won't last. Mrs Sissick herself said that she's not his love interest.
>>85024138
Peter is totally the biggest slut.
>Betty
>Gwen
>Mary Jane
>Felicia
>Carlie
>Cindy
>Michelle
>Lian
>Carol
Not even a complete list.
>>85031418
You disagree that white men are the most hated group in the United States?
>>85031418
I've never seen or heard of Asian guys getting any kind of especial shit.
>>85031782
>This is a REAL black lady and she don't need no small dick white boy.
That's fine with me. Please keep your real black lady and her massive chompers away from my penis.
>>85031782
Most black women aren't that fucking ugly.
>>85035112
Most darkskin women are.
It's the lightskins that look good.
>>85035556
Depressingly true.
>>84999834
>that weird ripoff of DKR
>canon