MCU Starlord father

>>84968840
Semen rain storm
And then a big ol jizz flood

We'll find out eventually, but it probably has something to do with making an energy being out of his power and going to Earth and getting starmom preggo.

he has a human-sized dick

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STOP TALKING ABOUT EGO THE LIVING PLANET

>>84968896
as in, the size of a human's dick or the size of an entire dick?

Isn't one of his powers the power of create life?

He created an avatar of himself and that got Peter's mom prego in the vagoo.

>>84968840
"Ego"
Why does Marvel suck at names

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>>84968840
It's Kurt Russell, who couldn't he get pregnant?

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Human avatar. He's done it a number of times.

Still dumb. Preferred it when he was just some dick that stole the ship and outfit from the original candidate.

>>84969431
About that, do you think they only took the face and voice of Kurt for Ego or he will have some "human" scenes. I guess that's the avatar stuff

Infinity Gem

Guess you could say the sex ROCKED HER WORLD

>>84969431
But that's Obadiah Stane.

>>84969431
That's not Kurt Russel

>>84969029
>I like Kurt Russel less

>>84969029
Street sharks

>>84969877
Did he say that?

Human avatar, also Kurt Russel Confirmed he has penis.

>quill = jesus

snyder pls

>>84968871
inb4 casuals compare it to the birth of jesus.

>>84970087
Gunn's just going back to that weird Cosmic birth Englehart never got to deliver on. Besides Groot is already Jesus

>>84969072
The size of a dick-sized human.

>>84968840
She came to his planet, lay down naked, and he rained on her.

>>84970013
Yeah last podcast.
But as a joke. Or not, Pat's fucking crazy.

>>84969345
Okay Anon, what do you propose to name a sapient rogue planetoid?

>>84969029
SKELETON WARRIORS!