Anon... I came all this way to return your Koala princess DVDs,

WAIT! CUTIE! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! IT'S ONLY PRETEND! WE WORK IT OUT!

Silly bitch, I would never lend out my DVDs.

They must remain in mint condition under my watch alone.

>>84950626
Stop role-playing, you fucking faggot.

>>84950670

*WE CAN

>>84950626

I feel sorry for Rolando.

>>84950626
>gril
What wrong with grills?
is she vegan?

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>>84950670
>>84950681
>>84950691
>>84950703
Save it for your blog...

>>84950626
Wait. You know how on TV people say "I can explain", but the other person doesn't listen to them and it gets way out of hand? Well I can actually explain.

>>84950730
Don't feel bad for weebs. They do it to themselves.

>>84950781

PLEASE DON'T GO, PLEASE DON'T GO! I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU! DON'T MAKE ME CRY IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! JUST LISTEN TO ME!

>Story of my life

It hurts man...

What episode, never seen this show but I like NTR.

>>84951074

Restaurant Wars

>>84951093
thanks /co/mblrade

>>84950626
Sloth Princess was better.

>>84950626
>only to find you with another gril...

Immersion ruined.

>>84951109

Fuck you.

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>>84951118
>Sloths
>Better than Koalas
You must be mistaken

To quote Koala Princess: You’re a ridgey-didge sheila. And Bob’s your Uncle if I don’t think you’re ripper.

>>84950823
>sub vs. dub arguments

How about you learn the goddamn language if that's such an issue for you.

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>>84951182
They're the king of hanging around

>>84951164
Rude.

>>84951182
But koalas are literally one of the stupidest animals on the planet.

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>>84950626

>gril

>>84950626

Porn of her when?

>>84951387
Sloths kill themselves by grabbing their own arm thinking it's a branch.

>>84951404
Fuck that
Porn of Koala Hime when?

>>84951549
Fuck that
Porn of Sloth Hime when?

>>84951417
And Koalas will fucking starve to death if one of their two primary fingers breaks. Despite haveing several more fingers that would work just as well.

>>84950681
1 copy for keeping in mint condition
2nd copy for personal viewing
3rd copy for lending to others
If you don't buy all three you aren't a real fan, you're a filthy fucking casual

>>84950807
I've wanted to say shit like this before but it drones on for a little too long and it looks like a desperate attempt to keep the person crying in front of you so they walk off.

> Mock Ronaldo for claiming he has a girlfriend
> Force him into a plan he's got reservations about to fix a problem that he himself never caused
> He puts his whole into the plan and avoids making it weird like he normally does
> The one thing he expects to happen, happens
> Nobody else apologises for doubting him
> Nobody else helps him fix the mess
> They just let him feel depressed the whole time and roll their eyes at him

I know people don't like Ronaldo but this is still shitty

Steven and Kiki could literally solve things in 5 minutes

>>84951417
Koalas eat shit.
Fecal pap nigger, google it.

>>84950626
So Lapis is a rapist according to the new episode.

>>84952857
In his blog he claimed he was over it and then immediately went back to sobbing about how he isn't.

>>84950626
Yes, that's my sister.

>>84951417
Thats a myth actually

>>84951678
Couldn't find a source for this

>>84952857
By having Kiki give Ronaldo an "I'm sorry" handy?

>>84951348
Sloths are incapable of fast movement, even with those huge claws they can't scratch an predator. Koalas on the other hand actually can jump, fight and make noises from squishy toy to hell boar.

>>84953152
That doesn't sound very chill to me.

Checkmate, Koalafags

>>84952857

This scene was not supposed to be taken seriously (like TTG!)

>>84953152
>>84953172
Bonus: Koalas have been known to kill people by intentionally falling upon their heads from great heights.

>>84953172
Yeah, Sloths will slowly and silently try to get up a tree while being bitten by a jaguar. Oh... ...fuck... ...I... ...need... ...to... ...get... ...back... ...to... ...the... ...tree...
Oh... ...my... ...god... ...it... ...hurts... ...it... ...hurts... ...it... ...hurts... ...it... ...hurts...

Koalas get angry at each other, claw, bite and scream like squish toys.

>>84953255
So committed to the chill they will chill to death. Truly these are superior creatures.

>>84953271
https://youtu.be/90M7kH5wCtA

>Steven did this

>>84953268
I bet it tastes like french fries

>>84950626
>DVD's
>Not BD's

>>84953268
DELETE THIS

>>84953271
Suddenly I'm reminded of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-BqX2qH0tk

>>84953152
>. Koalas on the other hand actually can jump, fight and make noises from squishy toy to hell boar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0

>>84951786
Are you my waifu?

>>84950626
Who are you again?

>>84953247
Dropbears are a myth m8.

>>84953520
That's what the koalas want you to think.

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>>84953478
DEVIL NOISES

THOSE ARE DEVIL NOISES

>>84953413
Yeah, what plebs.
Blu-ray > Laserdisc > D-VHS > Digital HD > DVD > Digital SD > VHS

>>84953097
I mean, it probably WOULD help...

But ultimately Steven would have tried to bring the other girl over at the same time to try and make them talk, and it will just end up getting worse

So is there going to be an episode where Steven fixes their relationship?

>>84953478
Talk Shit

Get Bit

>>84953478
>that horrifying moment when its cries start getting deeper and deeper

>>84950626
*with another guy

>>84953892
>Not Betamax >>> all of them

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>>84953255

>>84954890
>preferring the Koala Princess series from the 80s
Sure thing grampa

>>84954904
its like he knew all along he didn't have a oprtunity to survive he just closed his eyes like ''Oh shit....well, i give up.''
Also, having a cat made me biased as fuck, i think that animal looks cute as fuck, dem huge paws bro.

>>84954952
Nah, it looks surprised at the 0:07 mark.

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>>84950626
It's Koala HIME, you pleb. And you wonder why I'm with another girl?!

>>84953478
Mike Patton would be proud.

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they say koalas piss themselves because rampant gonorrhea renders most of their population incontinent, but i'm not sure if isn't because they're just so fucking stupit

>>84951786
Hey Konata, where the fuck have you been?

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>>84952857

>>84950626
Girl?
Are you fucking blind? That's my hand!

>>84952857
I mean I don't like Ronaldo but damn
That's too much sugar

>>84953268
sauce?

>>84950626
"She has a penis, it doesn't count!"

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>>84953751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrwji18E2nY

I just watched this and I actually died a little inside. Ronaldo is cringe, but c'mon, that was probably his one chance at love.

>>84952894
Nothing wrong with being economical with your food considering how far specialised the diet is in the first place.

>>84953247
Fucking Drop Bears...

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>>84950626
What are you talking about? I don't watch crap.

>>84950626
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vxseCCoZzSc

>even the biggest sperg on a show meant to portray white men as incompetent and evil has a gf while you don't
talk about kicking a person while they're already down

>>84952896
She totally is. Jasper coerced Lapis into a fusion, but Lapis kept a relationship together out of malice and hate. Jasper started it but Lapis perpetuated it.

The episode is so much hotter if you imagine Lapis as a Dominatrix who has realized she's no good at the BDSM game, and Jasper is the Submissive who misses the pain and rough-sex.

Then again, Fusion is not sex. It is relationship.

Jasper doesn't understand Lapis' reservations about fusing again. She thinks that becoming Malachite would just be creating a superior battle formation, a more powerful being. To Jasper, the epitome of a warrior, such a being would be magnificent compared to herself. "We could fly!" she exclaims, how many Jaspers before her never knew the tactical advantages of flight? New worlds of strategy and combat are open to her as Malachite. Jasper doesn't understand Lapis' reservations or Steven's opposition. Jasper's whole personality screams "I must win at all costs, using any and all means available to me." I think Jasper's redemption will center around that understanding of relationships and right and wrong, if she gets redeemed at all.

>>84955924
But Greg is white and he is the coolest guy on the show.

Really, Ronaldo exists to show how incompetent weebs are and I think we can all get behind that.

>>84951786
> lending out dvd's
Filthy casual, all mint or bust

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>>84950626
"Aw dang, sorry you had to find out like this, guess you wanna break up now huh? Well it can't be helped, we had some fun though. Good luck with the baby."

>>84956545
Has it ever been explained why Steven has black curly hair when neither of his parents had that?

fuck ronaldo, im glad his internet relationship didnt work out, everyone needs to stop sperging out about this episode

>>84956968
either greg got keked or he bleaches his hair

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>this thread
you couldn't protect her smile

>>84956968

One of Greg's parents probably had it. Simple stuff.

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>>84950758
notice she says another
shes a shakalaka

>>84951164
>getting this mad at a typo
even if it is a typo from somebody with a shit fetish

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>>84957050
I wish I had a smile I'd want to protect.

>>84953445
hello?

>>84957198
is it me you're looking for?

>>84957213
hello?

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>>84953751
Koalas are arseholes and dumb as two planks. They can fuck right off.
https://youtu.be/O0cAx1jLbJk

>>84957247
my brother works at steam

>>84953520
you poor niave child

>>84957657
hello?

>>84957578
wtf! I hate koalas now!

>>84957838
anon theres another 2 weeks
even afer that theres still weekly episodes

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>>84953478
Fuck

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>people feeling sorry for ronaldo
He's the second worst person in town after Lars.

The only reason he isn't in jail for attempted murder is because the person he tried to kill was Lars and nobody likes Lars.

>>84953892
Archival Disc>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>84957866
>even afer that theres still weekly episodes
It finally happen? no more bombs?

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>>84950626
I love how she appear in the episode lion 2 the movie.

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>>84950626
Sugar you better fix their relationship. That was god damn heartbreaking

>>84956968
because steven is based off Sugar's brother. That's really it.

>>84953097
Kiki should be giving Steven a "Thank You" handy if you ask me.

>>84952857
>he keeps bloggin about

Fictional ouchies, dangit steven.

>>84957853
One time i shat in my car.

Bitch I don't even know you. I've never even seen that show. You got my ass confused with some other motherfucker.

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>tfw you know Jasper will never be redeemed because she's now known as 'the other half of an abusive relationship,' having hurt everyone's favorite special snowflake Lapis

>>84958049
they should give her a better outfit

she looks so bland compared to the other townies

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>>84950626

>>84958049
she was also in the crowd during 'Beach City Drift'

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>Jasper won't be redeemed
Ya'll better start believin' in Steven.

>>84960065
But Lapis was the one doing the abusing in the relationship/fusion

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>All this autism.

>>84950626

We never loved you /a/. You know that /ck/ is our wiafu for liafu.

>>84953478

>This is the most boring fight ever.
>Proceeds to fuck shit up.

>>84950670
Pretend?

>>84961312
>implying that matters

>>84950626
When will renaldo and qt gf get back together?

>show makes a point to be about accepting people and all forms of love
>weirdo loser must be lying about his girlfriend trope
>in a twist he wasn't actually lying and his girlfriend breaks up with him because of a plan he didn't even want to be a part of
>literally no one apologizes
>literally no one helps fix it
>literally becomes a joke at his expense
Progress.

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>>84961049

What outfit would you put on her?

>>84956968
But rose has long curly hair...?

>>84952992
>>84959791
This makes me think it isn't quite a done deal

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>>84953478
what the shit

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>>84961834
>I can't believe a background character's a joke!

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SUfags deserve to be gassed.

Ponyfags got straight up banned for offtopic thread spam and SU is even worse at this point.

>>84962258
Not even close. I don't think you remember how bad it was back then.

>>84959813
Hello?

>>84963129
I used to read word up magazine.

>>84962258
Means you haven't seen the Undertale and Gravity Falls fanbases. Oh god,the horror. THE HORROR.

>>84962064

More?

>>84961049
Anon, her name is 'Jane'. Any clothing that isn't plain would be heresy.

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>>84950626

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>>84953478

>>84953478
Those are great grindcore vocals.

>>84950626
She has some pretty solid looking beasts

>>84950781
That blog is real by the way.
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/

>>84964948
That whole thing put a big old goofy smile on my face
Which is awful because I'm in the middle of my work place and I just looked like a dork trying to keep a smile down

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>have femanon girlfriend
>have been considering cheating on her cause reverse cucking is my fetish
>been playing catherine a lot

>>84965182
>fucking up a relationship just to fulfill a fetish

>>84950626
You know this board is for discussion not roleplaying? Fucking sperglord

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>>84965296
How often do you get the opportunity, though?

>>84965182
Go for it. She's probably already seen this post and figured it out by now, so you should do it now before it's too late.

>>84965416
>implying

If you had a girlfriend and posted on co and saw a post about a femanon thinking she was gonna cuck her bf, why would you instantly think it was her?

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>>84965488
... Alex?

>>84965491

I want to fuck her...

>>84963223
Hello?

>>84961126
What's this about Majdanicks?
And when the fuck are we supposed to kill someone?
I thought Russia had taken advantage of our militaristically weak president in order to conquer a chunk of a sovereign nation.

>>84965488
gf is pretty disgusted by 4chan but doesn't give me much shit about it

>>84966021
Let's be honest, this is a pretty disgusting place. Every board is filled with weirdos and assholes, having threads about wanting to fuck children, imaginary or not, is not socially acceptable. Doesn't matter if you browse those threads or not, that shit is associated with this place.

>>84950626
any girlfriend that doesnt trust you isnt worth it, man

that said, I would have told her in advance

>>84966277
Yeah but I hide my power level pretty well from everyone else. She's incredibly accepting of my weirdness for a normie. It's a good relationship.

>>84965491
cute. shame about the left leg

>>84957578
When the little one is on the ground crying it looks like a puppet from a late 80's horror movie.

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>He doesn't have a redpilled sexual deviant weeaboo femanon girlfriend that makes webcomics and videogames

Why even live otherwise?

>>84950626
I wish I had at least one gril...

>>84962258
It's just cartoons nigger calm the fuck down and look at your life

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>>84950670
playing pretend is pretty good

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>>84966570
>redpilled
>sexual deviant and weeaboo
pick one you degenerate fuck

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>>84966723
>always saw these pics and laughed it off as anon being weird
>mfw it actually happened to me

>>84966932
Explain.

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>>84966953
It's called dating a submissive trap.

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http://imgur.com/FzVeCaH

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>>84966932
looks like you are gonna have to give us a story now

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>>84953478
Imagine walking around at night, and then hearing those demonic noises.

>>84965182
Kek, fuckin eraserhead, gets me everytime. But don't it anon. Don't be a little a shit. How would you feel if she did it to you?

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>>84967031
anon sure loves his trann- er I mean traps.

>>84967159
Things are starting to heat up in this thread!

>Tfw is Ronaldo is /co/ incarnate

>>84957578
What the fuck that thing is ugly

Why are these thought of as cute?

>>84953478
Holy hell Screw Mexico, We need to build around Australia.

>>84967342
seconding

>>84966863
Fucking die you sex hating pig

>>84968324
back to tumblr

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>>84953478

>>84951348
I still haven't seen Zootopia, but the goddamn trailer with this scene sold me on seeing it eventually.

>>84967159

I would fuck...

>I will never have a cutie weeaboo for girlfriend that loves cosplay

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>>84954800

>>84955924
>has a gf while you don't

I kind of do. I haven't officially asked her to be my girlfriend yet, but she's a waiting-for-marriage-virgin and I managed to convince her to spend the night in my bed. No sex but she did jerk me off. Also she says she loves me.

And no, I'm far from a normie.

>>84961126
I don't understand what that's trying to say.

so hey

http://imgur.com/Vs212Ch

>>84953445
they listened

>>84970851

HOLY KEK!

>>84970851
>finally some good porn of this cutie
>it's fucking c.uck shit

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>>84950626

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>>84965381
You're better than that anon.
And if you aren't, fuck you.

I dont watch the show, but the premise of the discussion caught my attention
That really happen that way?
They do that to character just for a joke?
I hope they fix that in the future, it make me feel bad for the guy

>>84953478
EUCALYPTUS
[SPOILER]EUCALYPTUS[/spoiler]

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>>84973121
its all fixed actually

>>84974264
really?
that´s good

>>84961049
I love her homely looks and cute girls in polo shirts is a personal fetish. Hipe she appears again.

>>84966277
>not socially acceptable
was in the recent past, will be in the near future. why bother changing?

>>84973177
oh god the noise