rise of the sausage kino

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>Seth Rogen
>Jonah Hill
>Bill Hader

That's enough to let me know a movie will be trash.

>unironically using the kino meme
just kill your self please

>>84940843

>Meanwhile still no suicide reviews

Oh no

>>84940843
the average rating is 6.5/10 already?

oh boy it's this thread again
as someone actually looking forward to this movie you can still fuck off back to /tv/

>>84941061

Dead flick walking

>>84941108
>as someone actually looking forward to this movie
Your opinion is worthless

>>84940843
>the poster is just a wacky sausage with semi smug face.

dreamworks?

>>84941190
>guys I just learned how to greentext
But seriously this looks like it should be a made for TV movie

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>>84940843
>tfw this shit isn't even gonna be released in my country
>I won't have to deal with 12 year olds and stoners thinking this is the height of comedy

>>84941190
so is your whole existence

>>84941383
ow the edge

>>84941356
Stoners and 12-year-olds on /co/ will still think it's the height of comedy.

>>84941047
Just let them use it, it's a quick way to tell if somebody's a fa/tv/irgin

>>84941348
>>guys I just learned how to greentext

What does this mean? He used green text for it's actual intended purpose.

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>>84940843

>>84941548
He's either trolling or he's legitimately looking forward to this movie, in which cause he's retarded.

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>>84940843
>Rotten Tomatoes gave recently:
>Finding Dory 11/10
>Ghostbusters 2016 11/10
>Jungle Book 10/10
>Under the sea 3D 9/10
>Taking it seriously

It's over guys. There's too many lefties having a movie critic career, anything that is "out of normal", "fights the system" or is blatent agenda wins a good score. Without counting the morons who gives any animation the highest score since is "fun 4 the whole family", or because "Disney does it again"
System is rigged as fuck.

There's no turning back now

If this movie is successful, we might get a Clone High movie.

http://collider.com/clone-high-movie-phil-lord-chris-miller/

Is it worth it?

>>84941348
explain further

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>>84940843
>Average rating 6.5/10
>100%
Leave it to a Warner Brothers property to fuck up something as simple as math.

>>84941756
this is some real monkey paw shit so probably not

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>>84941011
>Bill Hader
>using a reaction image from a movie Bill Hader does a voice in.

>>84942226

Do you know how RT works, kid?

>>84941622
What??

>>84941717
Finding Dory and Jungle Book were great you faggot pleb.

>>84941717
Someone explain this idiot how that site works.

>>84943622
I'm going to assume at this point people know how RT works and are purposely getting it wrong.

>>84941549
That post is probably more funny than anything in Sausage Party.

>>84941011
God I want to insert my dick into her mouth.

It's like a deeply primal urge welling up inside of me.

>>84943454
Finding Dory was just good, the average sequel that does nothing to stand out from the original but isn't all around bad.

I just want to see the porn potential, I hope that our fellow /trash/ help us with that.

Look at it this way.

If it does well, then people will realize there's a market for adult animated films. Granted, they'll mostly be violence and sex jokes, but it'll be worth it for the few movies that are actually worthwhile.

If it fails, Seth Rogen will just retreat into his pot den for a few months before coming up with another revolutionary stoner comedy. And let's be honest, that's what he was planning to do anyway.

>>84940843
>sausage party will actually be pretty funny but assmad friendless prudes will hate it without ever seeing it because they have no bros to go and crush a 30 rack in the theatre with

>>84943898
If the movie doesn't have a gag involving the housewife shoving an unwilling cucumber up her hoohah it'd be a real missed opportunity.

>>84942532
No, how does it work?

>>84941282

He looks more delighted than smug.

Plus it's also implying a boner

>>84942475
Fear didn't really do anything in that movie so it's fine.

>>84943975
>sausage party will actually be pretty funny

We have the leaked script - it's not

>the year is 2036
>it's been twenty years since the hit classic 'Sausage Party' was released and the world's never been the same
>Seth Rogen went down in history as a god of modern comedy and changed the way adult humor is viewed
>Family Guy, Rick and Morty, American Dad, Bob's Burgers, BoJack Horseman all cancelled and retooled to fit the new magnum opus of comedy soon after the movies release
>any previous jokes these shows had are taken out and all references to drugs/sex/and any other Roganesque jokes are amplified
>children's programing follows suit
>we enter a new age of Rogino
>children are named Seth as a sign of respect and status
>churches are erected across the nation to worship this truly game, and life, changing film
>the laugh: HEH HEH HEH HEH. replaces the national anthem and tops the music charts for years

>>84943975
>Guacomole jar gets hit in the junk
>"Oy, my guacomo-balls"

This is the level of comedy we're dealing with.
Literally "Ow my balls" from idiocracy.

What really kills me is that the actual rendering and animation is damn good. Some 3D animator with real talent had to labor away at food making weed and balls jokes for his paycheck.

Burn in hell /tv/.

>>84944534
Wasted talent and movie special effects go hand in hand.

>>84944534
>"This movie is a pile of shit, but it'll be the best looking pile of shit ever"
Said the guy, before starting to animate

>>84944067
>my opinions are inconsistent and based on superficial bullshit even though I treat things as absolutes
Good to know

>>84941011
bill hader is a god damn treasure

>>84944822
Somebody missed their nap today.

>>84941717
>"out of normal", "fights the system" or is blatent agenda wins a good score
How on Earth does any of that apply to The Jungle Book?

>>84944822
>everybody's opinions need to be concrete, I get triggered when they make exceptions
Good to know

>>84941356
They obviously have internet in your country. It will come. In time.

How big of a shitstorm would there be if this won the Oscar?

>>84945291
Do people on /co/ care about the Oscars?

>>84945331
>>84945291
I think /tv/ would care about those a bit more than us since were mostly cartoons and comics

>>84944534
>"Oy, my guacomo-balls"
How many acres of weed do you need to smoke to find this funny?

>>84944044
The percent is percent of people who thought it was atleast a 6/10
So bvs score is higher then this movie because its a 7/10 and this is a 6.5/10 even tho bvs score is 28 percent and this is 100

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>>84943454
>The Same Movie : The movie - Now with 90% of the same and 10% less surprise
>>84943622
You have to be invited by the RT group in order to participate on their score. It's not exactly a raw metacritic, that considers every single shit blog, but nonetheless mostly of their "professionals" have no idea about what they are talking about and wet themselves at the any sign of political context
>>84945057
It's Disney, so it's a 10.
See? Good score at RT is not that hard to predict. Once in a while appears some underdog, but overall is very predictable.
I was just reading about how Tarzan is "not that bad" since Jane says "she's don't wanna be a damsel in distress" out of loud to Tarzan.
In the site you can actually spot positive reviews based on idiotic things like that. That's how the site works. Important things like originality, boldness, camera work, edition, direction all became secondary.

Browse the site for a while and you will see how it's true.

>>84941047
He used it ironically