ITT: We predict Dr Strange quips

Magic? Like Harry Potter?

>can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?

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>>84900378
>see you in hell...TIBET
*Everyone in Tibet converts to state sponsored Commie Atheism*

Seems a bit extreme even for disney

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>>84900378
ALOT of fucking Alliterations

How many Alliterations can you do /co/?

>That guys looks really... strange

No shit, Sherlock!

"Don't tell me yo problems!"

(A man can dream, can he not?)

something something FUCK TONY STARK

>>84900378
You talk to fish

>>84902449
I wonder why that hasn't been said yet in Sherlock

Tony Stark -"Hey Dr Weirdo!

By the Hoary Hosts of--HOLY CRAP!

I just need to hear him say "Trust me, I'm a doctor" the first time he interacts with other avengers.

>>84900378
"I've heard of black magic before but this is ridiculous!"

>>84900378
>inb4 Sherlock references

>>84900378
>Weird
>No, Strange

>>84900378
There already was. "It's the wi-fi code... We're not savages".

Jesus, /co/. Keep the fuck up.

>>84903890
finally someone else got the serenity reference.

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>>84900378
>tfw all you want is for him to cast spells by rhyming
>tfw if that actually happens /co/ will dismiss it as quipping

>>84903890
That was a joke, not a quip.

>>84900378
Oh my god you people don't get that a trope of a comic book movie IS TO HAVE JOKES!

There are freaking jokes in the comics, why wouldn't it be in the movies? Oh that's right, because none of you read any.

>>84900378
Does the carpet match the drapes?

>>84906056
That's because cartoons are better.

>>84901720
Oddly enough, there was a leak that had a quip to that effect.

>"What's next, you're gonna pull a rabbit out of a hat?"
>"If you prefer it I could pull one out of you."

>>84900378
Fuck off /tv/. You can shit up your board as much as you want, but we don't like your kind here.

>>84900378
>MY CAPE CAN'T OPERATE UNDER THESE CONDITIONS

>>84902852
you mean tony stank?

">He/She/It is too powerful! You'll never defeat he/she/it Doctor!"
>"Do you remember that time a man dressed like a spider tripped up a giant claiming to be an ant?"
>"I don't understand..."
>I'm just saying stranger things have happened.

>>84907728
Delete this before they reshoot the movie.

STRANGE: "Wanda...create a hex shield thing, Thor, use your hammer to smash those enemies...Scott...shrink and infiltrate...Banner...Smash."

NATASHA: "What about me?"

STRANGE: "Hmmm...err...ummm...you can make me some tea."

>>84903780
He said this to Chietel Ejiofor.

>>84900378
Ancient One: "Your ancestors called it magic, but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same."

>>84901720
>you will.

>>84902449
nah man
they are saving that one for Infinity War
imagine Strange and Stark in the same room when someone says that

Man, a /co/ written CBM would be terrible. Better off with a thousand monkeys.

"How did you do that?! How did you defeat me?!"
"A good magician never explains his tricks :^)"

Is there going to be a Dr Strangelove joke?

Something about a card trick and sleeves

>>84915754
/co/ has never been funny or actively creative so it makes sense.

>>84903890
Are you retarded? That wasn't a quip.

>Villain makes himself immune to magic and watches strange do something with his hand
>"Oh? What are you going to cast now?"
>"It's called a FIST"

>>84900378

*one of the nurses looking for the Dr after he's teleported*

>"Hello, Doctor?"
>"Strange... I could have swore he was in here"

>>84915928
How do you pronounce" :^) "?

>Strange stares in disbelief at the ASTRAL PLANE
>"W-what is all this?"
>"It's a... kind of magic"
>guitar riff

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>now that's what I call ...black magic

Comes off kinda racist

"I'm a surgeon, not a pianist"

>walking down the street
>starts dancing
>"black magic woman" starts playing
>Dr Strange shoots magic rays out his hands and everyone starts to dance

Seemed out of place DESU Disney

He's gonna meet Tony Stark and they will be awesome facial hair bros xDD
And hes gonna be all like "i hate you" :p

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>>84901720
>>84906983
To be fair, that's powerful stuff.