>Because he's never going to get laid in the first place
Headcanon him as a badass as much as you want, the man's a fucking loser.
>>84899754
He's had the same girlfriend for a decade. He's most likely had sex.
>>84899680
Every single /co/ father.
>>84899754
what's his job?
>>84902026
He's a cartoonist
Venom, dude's got like 6 kids.
>>84899680
Who has the page from Batman Beyond 2.0
You know the one
Plastic man. Because he IS a condom. Same for Mr fantastic, but for other reasons.
>>84903765
brap brap
pew pew
brap brap
pew pew
This motherfucker, according to the info on the new season they revealed at SDCC
or else maybe rose quartz would still be around
You know it's true
>>84899680
They have no need.
Even his kids know he likes horse pussy
All the ones without a penis.
>>84906453
there are female condoms though for oral, who knows what disease Korra might have
>>84906311
Which one?
>>84906683
dasracis.gif
>>84904481
Nani
Explain
Archer and Cyril unless candy wrappers count
Quite obvious
>>84904908
>implying murdercock can be stopped by mere latex
>>84908627
>>84904908implying rose didn't beg greg to not wear a condom to satisfy her urges
hot off the presses
>>84908280
>cheese is touching the vegetables, not the bun
>vegetables on top of the patty
WHY
Wolverine
>>84909739
Anyone have a pic. of the grinning man in the car?
that nigga for sure doesn't wear condom.
>>84916095
This is accurate.
The Loud House dad has 11 kids clearly he doesn't