So this is gonna be a hit, huh?

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>>84895339
>>84895366
>it's real

>>84895339
>Rogen
>hit

>>84895366
Critics are such stupid assholes

>>84895339
>100% fresh
Whoa

>>84895366
>one of the funniest arguments for the nonexistence of God
Okie dokie then.

>>84895463
Tells us you're thoughts then after watching the movie.

>>84895464
And a 6.5 rating lmao

I don't care if it's going to be a hit or not
I just want to see that orgy with my own two eyes

>>84895339
>Average rating: 6.5
Huh? Man, RT's scores suck ass.
And, to answer your question, maybe. Hit with critics isn't always a hit with audience.

>>84895339
>when the score is high for something /co/ jerks off over, people say I told you so
>when the score is high for something /co/ hates, people call the critics idiots

>>84895576
There's no way, man. No way.

>>84895607
That'd be weird for it to stay in the 90s but only because everyone agrees that its decent.

I hope all the spoilers are true, atleast it'll be absurdly bad in a memorable way.

>Sony movie
>a "hit"

I love product placement

>>84895785
CBR is going to give it a 10/10

>>84895648
People can be idiots regarding speciphic things an not in others.

Are you 12 or something? Also /co/ isn't one person.

>>84895648
we have become that which we have mocked

>Sony movie
>paid reviews

You don't say

>>84895837
sorry let me fix my post

>when the score is high for something that is generally positively received by major consensus of the board community, people find it validating
>when the score is high for something that is generally negatively received by major consensus of the board community, people dismiss the score

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>>84895648
/co/ is not interested in good movies. Once they have seen a poster or trailer, they already made up their minds about the film.

>>84895837
/co/ trying to be confusing, saying he isnt a person

>>84895339
Must have cut the orgy scene.

This is gonna' be Food Fight 2, ain't it?

>>84896310
/co/ changed thier tune pretty quick when Godzilla came out.

DUDE

WEED

>>84896563
CAMEL TOE

LMAO

>>84896435
fun fact: Seth Rogen tried to watch Foodfight but couldn't make it through the first 3 minutes

>>84895366
>>84895493
What the fuck does that even mean?

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>>84895366

Are these troll reviews?

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>>84895339
>people will talk more about SAUSAGE PARTY on /co/ and out of it, than about that cool looking stop motion movie about the chinese kid with a magic guitar.

Kubo was the name or something.

>>84896783
what a fucking great argument if you don't even know the name of the movie yourself

>>84896667
what a faggot pushover pussy

>every single commercial literally puts in giant red letters that the movie is rated R.

and parents will still take their kids to it.

>>84896667
> Seth isn't a fan of So Bad It's Hilarious films
Just when you thought he couldn't be more of a tool. Foodfight is a perfect film to get drunk/high too with friends and laugh about

>>84896880
I know, its sad.

I wouldn't even know about the existence of sausage party if /co/ didn't talked about it tho, seeing tgat it isn't showing on my country.

I legit thought they were trying to bring back Food Fight.

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>people surprised that a classic looking Seth Rogen film is popular
Where were you people in 2008?

>>84895785
I wonder how much product placement will be in Sausage Party? Because even their animated movies have to shill Sony tech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GBykUBK0u0

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>>84895366

I guess they are tired of the sjw agenda political correctness yet they can't just drop it due to the fear of backlash and losing their readership. Sausage Party is somehow a way to laugh at jokes they wouldn't dare to laugh if it was humans and not food.

>>84895339
Man, fuck this gay earth.

It only cost $30 million so if it can get 50-100, that should be enough for a success. I can't imagine the ad budget was high and it should do okay on DVD/Blu-ray.

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I hope it's more successful and critically acclaimed than Anomalisa.
I hope it gets more discussion too.
I hope you and I never get that Goon or any other actually serious adult animated movie and all you'll ever get is dudebro-tier shit like this which resonates with critics' beliefs enough that they mistake that for movies being deep or well-written

Fuck everything, I want this world to go up in flames. I don't care anymore.

>>84896310
Remember before Inside Out came to theaters. /co/ kept touting the same 'Pixar is over, everything that will come out will be shit'! Line.

Of course opinions have 180'd pretty hard since then

>>84895366
Yeah I don't recognize any of these sites. Wait until the actual review sites take a look at it before you start making assumptions.

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>>84895366
>the very first thing I see is Devin Faraci
C
LIKE
O
C
K
W
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K

Why can't you all just enjoy it for what it is and then move on

>>84897300
Its probably going to end up that way too. Whats most frustrating is that everything animated that can be a perceived as "targeted towards adults" will be compared to this piece of shit.

Then again it was pretty much guaranteed to get good critic reviews due to Seth Rogan's name attached to it.

>>84897524

A shitty Seth Rogan movie?

>>84897524
An abortion of cinema?

>>84897524
https://wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market%20Research/Scripts/Sausage%20Party.pdf

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>>84897524
Because

1.- Made by Seth "D U D E, W E E D L M AO"
2.- The script was already leaked, see >>84897708
3.- Because of what everyone fears if this movie succeds (exactly the ame thing James Gunn said that could happen if Hollywood doesn't exactly understand why Deadpool was succesfull[and that was because the directors of DP actually tried to do something original]), and in this case, it means more shitty Family Guy tier adult animated movies

>>84895339
These are early reviews once the movie comes out the rating will drop. I've noticed that early reviews are often positive to drum up buzz for the movie.

>>84895339

I can only hope the trailers were shit because they didn't show the good jokes

>BRIGHT FLASHING 100% WOW A++++++++
>average rating: 6.5/10
The Cult of Rotten Tomatoes grows more pathetic each passing day. Its infected Hollywood too this year, and I await the day the big studios team up and shut it the fuck down.

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>>84895366
>Devin Faraci
When did he become a reputable source for anything?

>>84897524
>Why can't you all just enjoy it for what it is
because what it is isn't enjoyable
fuck off seth

>>84900324
how do you know

>>84895366
Almost none of these sound like praise

>>84900351
I've read the script
kys seth

>>84895339
How does rotten tomatoes work?
How is it 100% when the average rating is 6.5/10?

>>84900432
The meter is percent of critics that considered it "fresh" and the average rating is based on what they actually scored it.

It basically means that no one thought it was a particularly good movie worthy of a high rating, but they don't think it's something that's unenjoyable.

>>84895339
I see my normie friends on Facebook celebrating it and being excited for it.

I kind of want to tell them about the ending.

>>84895339
so does /co/ like this movie or not? why are you flipping out over negative reviews?

ITT people who don't understand the point of Rotten Tomatoes and thing the Tomatometer is supposed to be a 0/100 rating scale of the film's quality

>>84900432
The % meter just tracks the percent of reviews that were overall positive vs overall negative.

Every critic on earth could give it 5.1/10 and since that's still positive it would be "100% fresh"

>>84900666
/co/ isn't one person satan

>>84895339
No
It'll be one of THOSE movie where the whole premise is so stupid that it'll be pointless to criticize it seriously.

All you can do is listen and watch the one or two good jokes in there and say: it made be laugh

>>84896716
the food thinks people are gods and that once bought they get to go to heaven. then it turns out that the food are fucking stupid and have no idea how a kitchen works.

much like any prophet from thousands of years ago thinking they had any insight into the nature of the universe.

point being, they both just made up bullshit to feel better in the face of a strange and complex world.

>>84895339
It might be okay. I liked Superbad.

It's normie trash, of course critics love it

>>84895339
Hit?

No. It's not Deadpool.

It might manage to be a success, though, which would be surprising enough.

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this is crazy jesus

>>84895938
this

Barely any movies get %100, why would this?
Unless the critics are big fans of hotdiggidydemon

>>84895366
>Sausage Party is what would happen if everyone at Pixar had syphilis

What does this even mean? Do critics even try anymore or are they just ironically trolling us?

>>84895648
I never trusted critics but BvS pushed me over the edge. They need to be holocausted.

>>84903638
>Shit movie got poor reviews
I'm not seeing a problem here

What's the problem? It's a silly South Park-esque movie about food.

Do people just have a hate boner for AHEH HEH HEH?

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You guys do know most movies have a high rating before the movie comes out publicly, and then the score goes down based off more reviews, along with a user score, right?

Either the movie will stay that high or plummet down once it's released.

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>>84904380
The message is "god is fake" in a very post religious society.

This movie will succeed on that alone and people will praise it as one of the smartest movies ever created

>>84897879
>3

>If Sausage Party fails, Hollywood will decide people just don't like adult animated movies and not even try making them for another decade
>if it succeeds, we'll have nothing but shit tier DUDEWEEDLMAO family guy shit.

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>>84895339
Post yfw "Sausage Party 2: Sloppy Second" is announced right after the first one

>>84896783
/co/ talks about terrible things a lot more than anything else.

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>>84896783
>tfw Kubo flops while Sausage Party makes millions opening day

Stop the world, I want to get off.

>>84895463
Could be worse, they could be video game critics.

>>84904554
I didn't know the movie was anti-religion.

I was gonna take my catholic parents, but I don't want them to get too upset.

>>84895366
>"No spoilers here of course, but brace yourself for something that will undoubtedly have your jaw hit the floor."

Unless the movie suddenly decides to blatantly state is not going to try to be offensive anymore and just use the adventure aspect at the middle of the film I doubt I will.

Given how it's Seth McFarlane who's making this and so many far-left reviewers are giving it raving scores I'm assuming it'll try and fail to shove liberal opinions down our throats.

>>84895339
It's rightfully deserved. Not many movies today dare to take on the religions that infest this planet. We need more films like it to wake up the sheep.

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>>84905570
If it's not bait then maybe you should actually stop using fedoras

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I'm going to laugh my dick off when Sausage Party beats this piece of shit.

>>84895339
>>84895366
I predicted this. I thought maybe I'd be wrong but no.
I don't care. I love Seth Rogen and I hope he has all the success in the world.

>>84895339
Might as well prepare for the next wave of raunchy adult animated films

>>84903334
What Max has got to do with Sausage Party even?

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>>84896310
>>84896516
>>84897424
You do know that /co/ is not a hivemind? Right?

>>84905829
>Two movies that don't compete to each other or have anything in common
You just can't get over it, right /tv/?

>>84895366
>Suasage Party is quintessential Rogen
so unfunny dogshit?

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Honestly, the only thing I know about this is the first commercial that came out with all the little foods being chopped up and screaming and the only reaction I had was to wonder why anyone would do this. It made me uncomfortable to see even that with my own two eyes.

>>84904172
>greatest movie of all time gets bad reviews

Just keep following critics, kid. Never think for yourself. I'm sure Sausage Party and the new Ghostbusters are masterpieces and suit your taste perfectly.

>>84895366
>one of the funniest arguments for the nonexistence of God
*tips fedora*

@84906158
>>greatest movie of all time

No (You) for you

>>84895366
>it's edgy so it's good
What did they mean by this

I feel like movie critics have gotten a whole lot less trustworthy over the last year.

>>84906118
holy shit stop being such a colossal faggot

>>84906118
wait till you see the orgy scene

Haha, it looks so funny! I thought you guys wanted more adult animation? Lol, i hope its as funny as family guy, that shits so funny!

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>Cancer: the movie

>>84895531

>man critics suck
>durr why don't you be a critic then

are you legitimately retarded

>>84895339
>giving a shit about rotten tomatoes

>>84895493
>>84896716
It means that Satan was directly involved in the production of this film.

>>84904554
Friendly reminder that the "christian imageboard" meme has become a reality.

>>84897146

Working in an office supply store.

>>84907049
>Forming an opinion of a movie as if you've seen it, when you haven't seen it

The only literal retard here is you

>>84896783
Japanese kid

>>84895463
I think that was obvious after the Ghostbusters thing.

>>84907155

>i don't know how to read nor form coherent sentences but I can repeat insults back to the people who make them to me

yep, legitimately retarded.

Movie critics are really stupid, this is a known fact.

>>84903334
Plenty of films get 100% when there are only 8 reviews.

It'll probably drop down to somewhere under 80%

>>84905427
The second act of the movie is the food deciding they have to murder people if they want to survive - believers killing their gods.

>>84900127
Yet another poster who doesn't understand how RT works

>>84896716
Seth Rogen crack house is actually hell.

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>>84895366
>There is nothing redeemable about sausage party except how hot it made me laugh

What an accurate review

People become critics when they aren't good enough to make it in the industry themselves.

This is a known fact.

Hey guys, maybe it'll be like Fant4stic in that it inspires people to make better movies?

I mean, that's entirely possible, right?

Right?

*curls up into ball and cries*

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>>84907827
Like this guy?

>>84906158
well baited my friend

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>>84906566

>>84897300
>implying Anomalisa was actually good and not Charlie Kaufman rehashing the same depressed artist plot that's in just about every one of his fucking films

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I think it's time we wrap up this whole human race thing. We gave it a shot, but sometimes things just don't work out.

>>84907979
People become internet reviewers when they can't even make it in the criticism industry.

>>84897424
Inside Out was very very mediocre

>>84895366
>>84897230
Well Sausage Party is Sony and Rogen is in the elitist celeb SJW clic with Amy Schumer and friends. They probably do the SJW stuff so they get a free pass with their retardedness. Its kind of like the South Park episode The Ring.

>>84909062
LOL nigga Chris Rock was never part of Adam Sandler and friends.

Defranco and Jonna Hill actually has some good movies and shown they can act multiple times before. On top of that Kevin James was never in many Adam Sandler movies, he's a new guy. And his sitcom "King of Queens" remains one of my favorite sitcoms of all time.

>>84895339
>>84895366
8 Reviews with an average rating of 6.5.
Does /co/ actually not know how the tomato meter works?

>>84895366
>Consequence of Sounds
>film review

who gives a shit tho

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Advance screening fag here.

You don't understand, /co/

The ending is EoE.
The entire movie is a huge subtle Evangelion homage.

>JUST GET IN THE FUCKING BUN, FRANK

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>>84909427
>his sitcom "King of Queens" remains one of my favorite sitcoms of all time.

dont you guys think its a bit late to be lamenting the death of animation

>>84897230
You can't be American conservative AND an athiest.

Nobody wants you.

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>>84895339
>Sony
God, Sony has really gone down the shitter.

>>84911931

That script doesn't seem terrible, even if the message is shit

>>84909062
each dude in that pic is boring as fuck.

>>84911931
Im not reading all that shit.

Resume please

>100% RT
>6.5 rating
that's like passing all your courses (100%) with a GPA of 2.0 after one semester

>>84895463
This is what made you realize this? Not that more than a single legitimate reviewer gave the Ghostbusters reboot a positive score?

>>84905945
I was just thinking the same thing.

>>84909427
HAHA KING OF FUCKING QUEENS???? Not Seinfield? Curb Your Enthusiasm? Louie? Jesus fucking Christ

>>84909427
Also (yes same fagging real quick) Chris Rock was apart of them you fucking autist, check out 90s SNL and ANY MOVIE CHRIS ROCK IS IN. Kill yourself faggot

>>84910696
>Foodfight was Casablanca
>Sausage Party is Evangelion

Cool.

I want to fuck the Twinkie

>BvS gets shit on by RT
>/co/ laps it up
>Sausage Party gets nothing but praise
>/co/ is breaking down
Top kek

>>84895366
>transgressive
HOLY SHIT! IT'S 2016! I THOUGHT WERE PAST BEING AGGRESSIVE TO TRANS!

We really need to start practicing eugenics, so lowest common denominator crap like this stops making money.

>>84900666
/co/ is flipping out over POSITIVE reviews. /co/ wants this movie to fail.

>>84896783
4chan is all about bitching, so bad things get talked a lot more that good things here

>>84903608

To be fair, Syphilis actually does damage you mentally if left untreated for too long. This is what happened to Al Capone.

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>>84895366
>>84895339
Having a hard time believing this shit

>>84895366
>>84895339
New Citizen Kane spotted

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>>84895366
>IMAGINE IF PIXAR CURSED A LOT THAT'S THIS MOVIE. 10/10 100% FRESH.

Are you fucking joking?

>>84896310
Wow, it's like it's a board about comics and cartoons and not about movies

>>84895366
>Devin Fagasi gave it a positive review

And that's how I know it sucks.

>>84895648
BvS is an underrated masterpiece that a lot of people don't understand the deep symbolism to.

>>84895339
>SAUSAGE PARTY is what would happen if everyone at Pixar had syphilis
What does that even mean?

>>84921521
BIBLE

REFERENCES

>>84921540
syphilis rot you brain I think

>>84921540
It means that the writer's still brain damaged after getting the shit beaten out of him in a boxing match.

>>84921505
wow it's like animated movies exist and you're a fucking faggot

>>84921568
It does...grandpa got it from fucking so many women. It's easily cured at early stages but you can't regrow brains

>>84905457
>Given how it's Seth McFarlane who's making this

You mean Seth Rogen? MacFarlane isn't involved. Not that MacFarlane's films are great, but I'm willing to bet three of his films show a higher level of craftsmanship and laughs than this does.

Now I've only seen the first Ted, but there were moments where you could say the film was genuinely clever at least. I don't expect that here. Though, for some people raunchy = clever, so who knows. This might be lauded as the comedy of a generation.

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>/co/ - Mature animations for mature men

>>84921655
There's crass humour that can still be funny, then there's a 2 hour long dick joke made by Seth "A-HUH-HUH-HUH" Rogen

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>>84895339
>>84895366
I thought this thread was a joke

>>84895648
>>84896310
You know what, I'd usually agree with you but the fact that the script leaked and it seems like that's the movie we're getting these reactions are appropriate

>>84907189
Chinese fucking kid that nobody fucking saw.

>>84921870
Oh it is, anon. It is.

>>84921573
>tfw I will never see Zack Snyder do a 720 degree 4th dimensional Dempsey roll on Devin Faraci that causes him and all the other critics to delete their previous reviews and give MoS and BvS 10/10's and a 100% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes

Why live?

If I can get through the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie, this one will be easy to sit through.

>>84895339
>SAUSAGE PARTY
this movie is a wtf/10....look at it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VoNgLnjzVg

>>84923031
got to say this she's peeling me fucking skin mate is the best part

>>84922611
Devin "ISIS is morally superior to Gamergate" Faraci likes the JL trailer so he's on our side now

>>84923128
Yeah and that's why I'll never see it. Still, I'm glad Snyder's high level strategic mind was able to quell haters and excite normies. This way it will get good ratings and box office without taking too much from the film. It's definitely worth it to compromise at this point. I'm already satisfied with BvS.

More to the point though, I hope Sausage Party bombs. This type of "humor" should be unacceptable. People need to be more clever with their jokes.