Hyperion #5 Storytime

>>84887451
Doll looking female this time around

>>84887474
Why not hook up with doll
>>84887552
I could have sworn she told Harkon that she didn't leave for Hype

>>84887584
Speaking of daughters, have we seen her and Hulk's offspring, Lyra, since the end of that Hulk run before Secret Wars?

>>84887706
what

>>84887650
MY LEG

>>84887575
>>84887584

Well Hyperion, I hope you didn't come inside because she clearly is not on the pill.

>>84888100
Considering her words she probably leg locked him in.

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>>84888134

I want a scene of that.

>>84887706
>I'm Mister Man, but you can call me Iron
That's a nice pickup line, Tony.

>>84887563
>dat saliva on the lips
Nice touch.

>>84887521
That was kinda funny

>>84887521
Cute.
Anything for a bit of controversy, right Marvel?

>>84888265
It works with Thundra though.

>>84887721
M'yep, that seems about right.

>>84888337
I don't really mind it myself, but it is truth that Marvel has a history of regularly doing this. And they do it to poke people who are offended by this. It's malicious.

>>84888265
Dude, that's Thundra. That's has been her gig since 70s.

>>84887451
Does Frylock own a truck stop gas station?

Is hyperion a bad guy? What happened after secret wars?

Hyperion 005 (2016) (digital) (Minutemen-Slayer)
http://www23.zippyshare.com/v/ySSeySfA/file.html

>>84890128
Hyperion 001 (2016) (5 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Slayer)
http://www114.zippyshare.com/v/vYcElzLu/file.html

Hyperion 002 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Slayer)
http://www35.zippyshare.com/v/FzuxLhZt/file.html

Hyperion 003 (2016) (digital) (Minutemen-Slayer)
http://www16.zippyshare.com/v/xij43ylt/file.html

Hyperion 004 (2016) (digital) (Minutemen-Slayer)
http://www13.zippyshare.com/v/1n8Fyv0q/file.html

>>84887675
>Wif WIFI

>>84887737
Think she's one to tell the truth?

>>84890128
Depending on the version this one is, he's not exactly blameless.
I mean, he seems to be an okay guy, mostly. But he's also blatantly homocidal, as we saw.
And the Squadron is decidedly not Justice League. As Thundra the abusive amazon should demonstrate. They killed Namor out of revenge, for example.

>>84890128
He eyebeamed Namor's head off and destroyed Atlantis, so that pissed a lot of people off.

>>84887737
Because she's just a kid. Hyperion isn't an anon.

>>84887451

That is the grumpiest fast-food mascot I've ever seen.

>>84887521

snrk

So is this going to be the next page /co/ posts everywhere for a week?

Ah who am I kidding nobody else reads this book.

>>84888134

hot

>>84893068
>Ah who am I kidding nobody else reads this book.

You should know better than this Anon

>>84887706

Dammit, Tony!

>>84892966
yet if I saw it IRL I'd want to eat there

>>84893068
It's a damn shame too, I've enjoyed the hell out of it so far.

>>84892943
Isn't she at least 16? That is legal in many states.

>>84894496
Just because you can doesn't mean you have to.

>>84894496
My point stands. Hyperion isn't going to fuck some sixteen year old runaway he just saved from an abusive father.

He's better than that. The fact that you don't see why that's something to be better than proves my original point.

>>84887521
aaaaaaaaand we're done

>>84890179
Story time?

God this series is good. So bummed that it's getting cancelled next issue. It deserved better.

>>84887474
>not dramatic WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I miss proper Thor

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>>84887521

>>84887706
War criminal? What did Hyperion do that I missed? I see Tony still hasn't given much self reflection on stuff he's been doing for the past few years either.

>>84898219
Well, he killed Namor and destroyed Atlantis.

How powerful is this hyperion exactly. He seems inconsistently written. Sometimes he's surviving an incursion and throwing planet sized objects, then he's being eaten by worMs and having trouble with tundra and evil carnies. What gives?

>>84887521
kinky

>>84898219
I mean, he did pretty much destroy a nation

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>>84887521
Just when I thought nothing could be worse than the cover of this week's Squirrel Girl

>>84892966
Frylock shaved.

>>84887490
There's not a single woman on this page unattractive enough to need to resort to speed-dating.

>>84887601
He's going to throw him into the sun isn't he

>>84887521

I'm fine with Thundera being an aggressive feminist given her origin and all, but she shouldn't be using shit like "patriarchy"

Bitch you rape dudes on the reg

>>84900227
its a joke

>>84887552
what the fuck is the story with Arkon?

>>84888100

Thundera has now fucked Hyperion, Thing, & Hulk. Who's next?

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>>84900183

>>84898219
So Hyperion's a war criminal for killing Namor

But Tony can invade Attilan and kidnap a royal Inhuman advisor

>>84900387
Ones invasion the other is actual murder. Attilan is still there and Ulysses is relatively unharmed. Atlantis on the other hand is in ruins and Namor got his head cut clean off.

>>84898560
hes superman

so exactly as powerful as the plot demands

>>84887506
>Mistakes Were Made
idk why but this made me kek

>>84899876
>resort to speed-dating
They're just there to get fucked easily

>>84887721
God the Squadron Supreme books are good. Why can people see that. Put Hyperion on an Avengers team or something. People should be reading this.

>>84901482

Because the loudest segments of /co/ is busy parading the notion that "There are no good Marvel books, only buy DC! Only read DC! DC is all! DC is life!"

I don't get it either.

>>84901482
He spent three years on the Avengers. If that wasn't enough to get people to want to read his book then I doubt putting him BACK on the Avengers would.

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>>84901194

>>84900305
Black Bolt, I'd say blue marvel but he is only good at producing geniuses.

>>84901357
>that netflix and chill lady on the next page

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>>84893068
>snrk.

>>84887521
Can someone explain the joke, because I don't get it.

>>84902803
Women yells patriarchy when she wants something to stop. If anything /co/ should love this joke.

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>>84902803
Thundra is a femizon from an alternate future where the battle of the sexes is an actual battle.

>>84887521
>ywn detect her wild unkempt scent