The Mighty Thor #9 Storytime

>>84887204
Isn't the Silver Samurai more of a Wolverine-tier villain?

>>84887066
thanks op.

>>84887075
>>84887090
So Odin was in on it the whole time?
I wonder if Loki is actually being honest.

>>84887341
Yep!

>>84887159
I wish the original Silver Samurai came back

>>84887618
No, Loki's a ghost there. Odin can't hear him.

>>84887218
Why doesn't SHIELD arrest this kid?

>>84887248
Why didn't Agger kill his ex-wife?

>>84887066
kinky cover

>>84887269
>SHIELD just waltzing into Asgard
That's weird, yet at the same time doesn't surprise me. It's the MU, it makes sense.

>>84887140
> The Odinson
I swear this will make me rage to the end of time. It's fucking Thor. His name is literally Thor. It's not a goddamn title.

Also, why is Jane calling him Odinson? She knew him well enough that his real name should be used. Then again, that would mean that she would not be a gigantic cunt, show some respect for the man whose identity she stole and conform to her previous characterization.

Fuck you Aaron. You goddamn sack of shit. Bad enough you force WatX on us, now this?

>>84887298
>>84887316
Why the hell would the rest of Roxxon Oil or any of its employees go along with this stupidty? Agger is clearly a liability to their legitimate business practices, plus he keeps murdering everyone, they should have kicked him out long ago.

>>84887868
>OUT, AM I?

>>84887868
Because it's a comicbook and we can't have smart companies. They all have to be evil corporations unless owned by the heroes.

>>84887316
So, after this there is no way Dario Agger could possibly still be a free man or even be in charge of Roxxon, right?
I'm guessing that having lost everything he'll have no choice but to go hang out with Malekith full-time.

This is such shit I feel ripped off even reading it for free

>>84887129
The hammer has GPS?

>>84887956
Yeah, it's pretty damn bad.

>>84887255
so whats the golem thinking?!?!?!?!

>this Silver Samurai
Fucking what

>>84887341
That was the original Silver Samurai.
Aaron killed him and then created his super smart son whose even better because he uses super-duper tech.

>>84888073
If he's Aaron's OC, I suppose that's why he didn't sperg out about Thordis being female

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>>84887140
>thought bubbles in 2016

>>84887204
>sailor moon
Aaron like you do get that's an american cultural phenomenon because it was the first. As opposed to all the shit that was before and after it in japan. Don't get me wrong it has it's fans but it didn't even skyrocket until hitting the american market.

I guess this is the least of the comics issues but I'm just annoyed because he's supposed to be japanese and that's not a reference you'd hear them make.

Wow.

That was so boring.

I would hate to meet anyone who spent money on this, willingly knowing what it was.

>>84887159
>picking Genji
Wew lad

>>84887204
> Sailor Moon
OK, I chuckled.

>>84887235

Oh my, this is unexpectedly erotic.

>>84888787
Unexpectedly? She's literally wearing a gimp suit, what did you THINK she was gonna do?

>>84888829
File her taxes

>>84887113
>ha, reminds me of that reporter who died after his story on McChrystal

>>84887145
Stop pandering to M.I.T. for the sake of humanity!

>>84887066
>fetishbait

Whether we like it or not, superhero comics are conducive to fetishbait.

>>84888262
Sailor Moon just recently had a pretty big comeback, there's a new show and everything.

>>84888262
Yeah, since she's a Thunder God maybe he'd make a joke about Enel.

>>84888022
Nothing, it's a mindless one.

>>84887287
>psssh...

>>84887269
Why the fuck would a shield search warrant lend them any authority in asgard, not only a separate country, but in space or wherever the fuck
This makes 0 sense at all

>>84887235

He's a CEO, so this isn't too out of the ordinary for him.

>>84891162
he straight up says 'normally we'd tell you to fuck off, but man, fuck jane. '

>>84887180
Shouldn't she know what her hammer can do by now? She's been Thor for a fair amount of time.

>>84887957
It's a multi-purpose tool.

Why did shield want to apprehend jane foster anyway?

>>84887066
The art is wasted on this book

>>84887287
I always appreciate Villain vs. Villain fights. Far more enjoyable than Hero vs. Hero at least.

>>84887868
I wanna know why the hell knowing of this wasn't enough for a proper search warrant and seizure of funds,for shield to take him in, or for there to be an actual military strike against Roxxon.

>>84897561
Yeah I LOVE that shit. When are we getting a villain civil war?

>>84887255
I didn't read all of Original Sin, why does she have Mindless Ones now?

>>84898176
Because Jason Aaron doesn't realize that being rich makes you completely immune to everything. It makes you immune to a lot of things like taxes and shady business practices, but potential mass murder in an American city isn't one of them.

>>84899040
> that being rich doesn't makes you completely immune to everything.
Fix'd

>>84887316
Fuck rescue, just get rid of that island. Should be easy for thor

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>>84888241
What's the matter ? Don't like to the additional depth of being able to see what character thinks but doen't say out in loud ?

>>84887180
>Thor wearing a seat belt

>>84899076
seriously, it makes you immune to very little. Rich people go to jail. Corporations care about their image. You can kill a hooker. But god forbid some faggot records you killing the hooker and she's black or gay. There are rules. And fucking not being a super villain is one. Tends to scare investors.

>>84894199
A depressing amount of time. Like holy shit how much longer before movies synergy does some good for once.

>>84887840
But, odin has MULTIPLE sons. Its a useless designation. Loki is Odin's fuck shit of a son!

>>84901081
>Rich people go to jail.
Most of the time they get off with a fine instead

>>84887316
There's, what, two, three dozen heroes on the planet who could easily deal with this problem?

>>84901252
>most of the time

Or low security. But in order to do that they still have to be in their box. And there IS a box. You can piss on a hobo. But if you stab the hobo while in fetish gear in after using the US flag as toilet paper, your going to go down.

>>84887218
>If Iron Man was cool and knew karate and carried a badass sword

No one talks like that, no one would describe themself like that

>>84887218
>Man Thor manhandled Tony so hard it was a lifecrushing experience for Tony

>FemThor can't even fight knockoff Ironman

>>84901188
But Loki is Laufeyson because he isn't his biological son. The only other biological son of Odin in 616 would be Balder and Balder's dead.

>>84902557
There's also Tyr, Vidar or Hermod. Though Tyr is dead.

>>84888022
How it wishes it were in a better comic.

>>84888241
I like it.

>>84887066
can Marvel get Russell Dauterman on something good, what absolute waste of talent.