"Yeah, so you got some brothers and sisters pitter pattering around. Boy, I'm over 1700 years old. I gotta love. William Howard Taft? There's a big bro you ain't never brought up. Pavarotti even sang for me. You never sang for your papa. Though I guess you're still one notch above Henry VIII. You'd have to actually find a steady girl before you could blame her for your lack of heirs."
I wonder if he's a distant, unsupportive deadbeat for the rest of his bastards
Also why the fuck does the missus not have his Jingle Bells on the mantelpiece for all of this philandering?
>>84881865
Same reason as Hera and Zeus.
The narrative demands it.
>>84881886
SHIEEETTT
>>84881767
Ronnie with the lore. Can all his other brothers (and sisters) create replaces or is it because Ronnie isn't an actual human, but a lab created monster the reason why he can replace?
>>84882199
well santa can make replaces.
>>84882216
So can all his brothers make replaces then? Or is Santa also a lab created monster?
>>84882228
probably not. otherwise, there'd be a lot more replaces running around. although, if most aren't shitty, it could be hard to tell.
>>84881886
Oh my godTHAT'S HOW MATT GROENING LOOKS LIKE!?
>>84881767
Does Ronnie not know what Matt Groening looks like?
>>84882449
He got better.
>>84881865
>philandering
Unless it's an anthropomorphic test tube, I'm pretty sure cloning isn't against the rules.
>>84881886
Well I'll be damned
>>84882449
No joke for the better part of 20 years I thought this was at least a semi-accurate depiction of the man.
>>84883399
Ah, yes. To be young, credulous, and impressionable.
Also, nice trip dubs.
I-is Gaben also a Ronnie?
>>84883528
hes a replace
The world overfloweth with Ronnies.
>>84882228
>Zombie Simpsons writers are all replaces
George R. R. Martin=Ronnie?
>>84881767
>>84881886
Ooohhh, okay. That makes more sense. I thought that the Phillip J. Fry was suppose to be Matt Groening. I was misreading the whole thing.
>>84881865
Martha's his latest wife in a long line of women. At least he broke it off with his mom gently, instead of just waiting for her to die.
??????
>>84881886
What the fuck
>>84881767
Anyone got the Patreon comic?
>>84881886
>>84885869
No. Fuck it. I'm out before any of you clowns make a link to Brian Blessid.
>>84888507
>>84883790
What did you think the first R stood for?
>>84890982
But what about the second R?
>>84892650
Also stands for ronnie
>>84881902
Hera and Zeus is more due to each greek subculture having Zeus but not having a set love interest for Zeus. In the end they generally invented their own OC for that and the end result is that once all the myths got collated together Zeus's characterization ended up as a god unable to keep it in his pants.
>>84892784
>>84892650
>>84890982
It stands for "Real Ronnie"
He's the real one, the comic writing one is a replace.
>>84888668
Everyone needs to watch the episodes of Have I Got News For You that Brian hosted. They were so much fun...
>>84888668
>>84885869
Don't forget Del Toro!
>>84898753
>>84888668
>>84885869
>>84881886
So many Ronnies.
How did we not see it!?
>>84899846
Just google fat man with a beard
>>84882449
GIT OUT OF MY OFFICE
>>84881886
>>84881767
Someone update the Ronnie chart.
I wonder if all those dudes also had M. Dudes of their own.
>>84881886
>>84885869
>>84888668
>>84898753
Don't forget this Ronnie.
>>84881886
Hack Cartoonist Ronnie
>>84883790
Hack Writer Ronnie
>>84885869
Hack Video Game Ronnie
>>84888668
Actor Ronnie
>>84898753
Hack Director Ronnie
>>84902261
Bigger Hack Director Ronnie
Where's Kingdom Come Ronnie?
>>84902494
the actor is the biggest hack on the list
>>84902894
Are all ronnies hacks?
>>84899846
Crisis of Infinite Ronnies
>>84902943
Ronnie Prime isn't, but all his offshoots are.
>>84902894
I'm still disappointed he didn't say "Hacktor" Ronnie
>>84902894
>>84903377
Sorry I'm unfamiliar with the man
>>84902894
Blessed is cool but not great. At the very least the least hackest of the list of Ronnies.
>>84881886
I didn't know thats what he looked like. But thats pretty much the image my mind created whenever I heard his name.
>>84902943
Hack frauds.
>>84903120
Thats the trouble with clones.
>>84902494
This is just foreshadowing for the Ronnie extended universe.
>>84881767
>>84881886
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! The chubby one is Groening! I thought it was the kid with the red hair and I had I didn't get why the strip was funny.
i wanna be a ronnie when I grow up
>>84907001
A hack fraud?
I'm afraid i might be a ronnie
>>84908010
yeah but a popular one
>>84881886
I'm getting a "12 archangels of the holy Doug" vibe from this.
>>84882449
I liked him more when i thought he looked and acted like this.
I like how he wears the same tie that grandpa Simpson wears.
>>84883399
>just found out right this moment that's not what he looks like
God damn it this is on par with finding out Santa isn't real. Or at the very least is a jerk deadbeat dad.