Why is Superman getting his dick signed by the Joker?

They're probably wondering who he is. Times Square flashbacks for Supes.

>>84862282
>cavil has the perfect male form
>even towers over all the other men
Why can't he get a good superman script?

>>84862602
Nothing would make me happier than a Crisis on Infinite Earths movie that then results in a DCEU reboot except with all the same actors. And of course Snyder as far away from it as possible.

>>84862282
to make batman jealous

>https://www.instagram.com/p/BIOPGG6AXgc/
He is Our Guy.

>>84862602
>>even towers over all the other men
Ben's bigger.

>>84862842
an EFG mask?
appropriate!

Signing each other's dicks is a customary Kryptonian greeting, the Joker is just displaying how cultured he is

>>84862930
>Ben's bigger.

Cavill's ass is much bigger than Ben's

>>84863088
Well Cavill is going to need a big juicy ass for Ben's huge dick.

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>>84862282
Probably fucked Cara, Margot, Karen and by the looks of it even Scott after this picture. Henry a bro

>>84863288
Henry is too nice to fuck those girls and make them cheat on their boyfriends/girlfriends.

>>84863088
Ben's ass is legit disappointing

>>84863386
They probably fucked him 4 on 1

>>84863456
Henry is a mean person then. They have no control over his sexiness. He should know better!

>>84862282
Nice back.

>>84862602
Zack Snyder

>man in mask skips 4 hour queues

Wow what a huge shock it was someone famous.

GROOOOOOOOOOAN

>>84862689
This is the single stupidest idea and I'm tired of hearing it. People are so fucking sick of reboots and movies that do nothing except set up other movies, this would single-handedly destroy comic book movies. On second thought, being rid of comic book movies isn't actually a bad outcome, go ahead and please do it so we can be free of this cancer.

>>84862602
Well there was Man of Steel and Batman v. Superman. But if you want another, I hear he'll be back near the end of Justice League.

>>84862282
Why is Scott Eastwood there to sign stuff? He's a literal nobody in the movie

>played WoW all day before he got casted as Superman
>gets his shirt signed by other movie actors

he is such a nerd, its great.

>>84867387
Hold up. He played WoW?

>>84867738
He almost missed the call for getting the role since he was busy playing.

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>>84867738
He's really into video games, particularly RPGs. He almost missed the call for the Superman role because he was in the middle of a raid.

>>84867777
He's one of us lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDskO7ZrfAA

>>84867777
He did in fact miss the call and had to call back. I'm sure Zack understood though because he's a nerd too. They're all nerds (except Gadot who is weirdly a normie).

>>84863386
Their boyfriends/girlfriends are straight enough to allow this to happen

>>84868046
Ben is too?

>>84863433
I blame Matt Damon no ass cousin

>>84867738
>>84867777
>>84867858
>>84867902
>Plays video games
>Talks about how all girls want bad boys even though they shouldn't in another video
>Lurks on comic boards
>Wore a freaking Guy Fawkes mask to SDCC
Holy shit he's one of those isn't he?
I still love him.