SO YOU'RE FAST

>>84859351
for you

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>>84859569

>Barry Allen I'm Bruce Wayne

>>84859351
I see reddit and memey in the background!

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>>84859351
>Do you bleed? You will.
>I bet with that dress 9 out of 10 men will let you get away with anything.
>I hear you talk to fish.
Basedfleck gives no fucks to people who could kill him easily.

>>84859745
I just remembered
>Wonder Woman looking at him like the little kid he is compared to her

She's much older than anyone else in the movie. I hope that transpires.
Also, in BvS she's wearing expensive clothes and flying and shit. Where does that money come from?
I just realized I've been reading comics with WW in it for years and never learned what she does in her free time, what kind of job she has.

>>84860021
Antiques dealer probs

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>>84860021
>lso, in BvS she's wearing expensive clothes and flying and shit. Where does that money come from?
After she gave up on being Wonder Woman (presumably from the events of her solo), she masquerades as an antiques dealer. It's a good cover for her. She uses her knowledge of history and mythology and probably protects the world secretly from any ancient dangerous artifacts. It's also a cool idea since Cheetah can essentially be an evil Lara Croft.

>>84860133
>>84860199
Oh yeah, I forgot that.
Cool. I actually remember that expression she had when Lex was babbling about mythology stuff. Like she was amused by how ignorant he was.

>>84860376
>>84860199
>>84860133
>>84860021
Seriously though, what's her civilian life like?

>>84860376
>I actually remember that expression she had when Lex was babbling about mythology stuff.

Shouldn't be too hard since she only had one expression through the entire movie.

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>>84859351
>SO YOU'RE FAST
World's greatest detective everybody.

>>84859745
Reminds me of the movie where he swipes Hal's ring.
>You won't do that again!
>Unless I want to

>>84861022
In the Golden/Silver Age, she was a secretary for Steve Trevor in the CIA.

She owned a clothing boutique in the '70s during her "Emma Peel" era.

In the Perez reboot, she was just kinda Wonder Woman full-time. In the Rucka run, she was the official ambassador from Themyscira.

She briefly worked at a taco stand in the Messner-Loebs run because she ran out of money.

After Amazons Attack, she was an agent for the Department of Metahuman Affairs under Sarge Steel. The department was also investigating Wonder Woman and didn't know her double identity.

After the reboot, I think she's just Wonder Woman full-time again.

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>All that "whooaaaaaa, look how fun we are now" reddit pandering in the trailer
>Snyder is still in charge
Remind me again why people are excited for this?

>>84861827
You forgot the "Space Pirate" bit

>>84861827
>She briefly worked at a taco stand in the Messner-Loebs run because she ran out of money.
Holy fucking kek.

>>84859616
If I stuck out my foot, would you trip?

>>84861980
That run was crazy all around.

>>84859351
Is that some Rick and Morty I see on the right screen in the background?

>>84859351
>rick and morty in the background

why

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With this sentence we need chose. Either he knew he was fast before going there (Batman always does his homework), or it's just bad writing. Because he wouldn't be able to make that assertion by watching Barry move with naked eye. As far as he knows Barry could be teleporting, stoping time, rewinding time, or several other possibilities.

Which one you choose to believe?

>>84861827
>In the Golden/Silver Age, she was a secretary for Steve Trevor in the CIA.
Is that why they make a secretary joke in the trailer? Because it was kinda stupid.

>>84862160
Yeah. they're teaming up to punch the devil. Snyder is at it again.

The Justquip league

Saddest thing about this scene is that he just catches the batarang. Would have been way more impactful for Flash to go through Bruce's pockets, find anything else he's hiding in there, check out his wallet, check the perimeter, eat a donut, and THEN catch the bat-ninja-star, before revealing just how much he learned in a fraction of a second. Maybe toss in a quip about how he's not fast, everyone else is just really slow.

>>84862549
Fuck off, Joss.

>>84862549

Then that would introduce the same problem DOFP had: Why couldn't Flash just solve all the problems in the movie?

>>84860199
>She uses her knowledge of history and mythology and probably protects the world secretly from any ancient dangerous artifacts.

That's entirely your headcanon

>>84860199
>She uses her knowledge of history and mythology and probably protects the world secretly from any ancient dangerous artifacts.
So basically Hawkman and Hawkwoman.

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>>84859351

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Rick and Morty playing in the background was so distracting

>>84862712
Illustrate that he can't operate at super speed all the time because his powers are basically off or on, with nothing in the middle. When he starts taking too much action, it disorients everyone around him, like if he moves Batman out of the way of a laser, Batman then has no idea where he is for a few seconds. If he takes out enemies before his allies do, they end up causing a lot of damage or hurting themselves. He can punch things super fast, but the force of the punches is still fundamentally human. He can knock a guy out super quick, but he can't do shit to anything beyond a certain durability. Limit him so he still has to sleep, and he can't super speed through rest, so once he experiences a day's worth of time from his perspective he starts getting fatigued. He still has to slow down to coordinate with his team mates. He's effectively deaf when moving fast. He makes a lot of noise himself when he moving fast.

It's a good chance to demonstrate speedster weaknesses in a movie with one as a main character. You can keep the scenes that show off the crazy shit they can do, and then you temper that with how their powers affect things when they aren't solving a problem in half a second. That's the whole problem with Meme-Silver. He gets only good scenes that show off his powers, and then that ever so stupid trip that is the bane of poorly written speedsters.

>>84863062
Dat Panabaker

>>84863536
Really should have made her Iris in CW Flash.

>>84859351
Uh, you're not allowed to bring Speed force.

>>84859351
>>84859616
Did this really happen?

>>84861980
Yeah that was fun.

>>84862210
He's got Lex's database. He knows errything.

>>84863175
hacks

>>84862210
He could have thought he was a teleporter, thrown the batarang at Flash, seen Flash move at under-light speed, then deduced he was fast instead of a teleporter.

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>>84864229
at least theyre man enough to admit that theyve sold out and jumped the shark multiple times

>>84864245
>seen Flash move at under-light speed
Are you retarded? You can detect just-under-light-speed?

>>84864300
We don't know exactly how fast Flash moved in the batarang scene but he was clearly moving way slower than he did when he was in Lex's footage. I mean Barry was turning his head back and forth, admiring the situation, etc.
Bruce likely saw Barry move very fast, rather than, say, suddenly holding his batarang for him.

>>84862549
Bryan Singer?

>>84864300
Obviously I can't, but Batman can.

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>>84860021
>what kind of job she has

>>84859745
more like Quipfleck

>>84864571
He's really not quipping that much. It's mainly the music making it seem like he is. The only quip-ish lines are his fish line and the one about being real when it's useful.

>>84864645
trailer really had that affect.
The reason that I don't like BvS isn't it was not funny or Marvelish. I didn't like it because Snyder couldn't make this theme more interesting imo. I hope they don't get this criticism as they have to be like Marvel level quipping.

tl;dr I hope you are right.

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>>84861084

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>tfw Wonder Woman will never gorfill Batman's mommy fetish
Why Live?

Huh, I didn't realize I was on /tv/

Coulda sworn this was /co/

>>84862210
>>84864245

Or Bruce Wayne could've just been doing the smart thing and incontrovertibly proving the Flash's existence in a matter of seconds rather than having minutes worth of tedious conversation

>You know, like the kind of plot driver you'd see in a movie

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>>84859351
Sonic the name speed my game!

>>84862210
So we can't just have sentences anymore? Every single line has to be this iron wrought assertion or just plain "bad writing"?

H-he's fast!

>>84864300
>>84864344
>>84864361
>Bruce Wayne sees video showing lightning shoot out of the Flash when he moves at superspeed
>Bruce Wayne sees Flash catch batarang and sees lightning shoot out of him when he does it

>...Bruce Wayne also has a comprehensive file on Barry Allen's identity and abilities vie Lex...

What part of this did y'all miss?

>>84866378
A good writer thinks about the world he is writing and the characters, before throwing out dialog.

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>>84859351
My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive. When I was a child, I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for her murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world, I'm just an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly with the help of my friends I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me, and one day I'll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am The Flash, Previously on The Flash

>>84862215
That should be the title.
>Justice League: Punch the Devil

So I'm just going to assume Diana kills Ares and accidentally becomes the goddess of war thus granting her immortality. She seems partially nerfed in her solo trailer.

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>>84861827
>>84861980

>Wondy will never share some tacos and ice cream with you.

>>84864491
Spaghetti taco with a hot coffee. Fuck off DC.

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>>84859351
so, your parents are dead and you are rich.

>>84862712
They're probably gonna do what the CW Flash series does, make him an incompetent moron who never uses his powers properly and gets btfo by literally everyone.

"My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest jobber alive".

>>84859616
Who the hell is Bruce Wayne

>>84859351
Ypu forgot

>What did he mean by this, /co/

>>84870399
I heard he's a furry cosplayer who lures little boys to his mansion's basement and makes them wear speedos while working for him.

>>84859351
I see the /tv/ shitposters are back

>>84860021
By accruing interest over a century.

>>84861942
I imagine that this presence of quips leads people to believe that dc is finally telling Snyder to fuck off and take a back seat. Of course, this is complete bullshit and wishful thinking. If Snyder is even allowed to breath the same air as the people working on the the dceu, he will find some way to screw the pooch.

>>84863062
Love that movie.

>>84864360
No if was singer flash would've rumeged through his pockets only to wind up taking his fat cock out

>>84870805
I see /co/mblr is triggered over their safe space being invaded

>>84861084
Fuck he's hot.

FOR YOU.

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>>84861942
>everything is reddit
I like having fun anon, sorry

>>84862210
What is life like living with autism?

>>84868753
It's onions (not that that's much better)

>>84861942
BvS was the transition from a gritty, dark world to a hopeful and lighthearted one. I don't see why this is bad.

>>84864491
that's kinda cute

>>84863062
they need to remake this movie with better effects

Sounds just like DCAU Batman

>>84878218
DCAU Bats does quip, but only for epic burns of villains/supes/lame lower-tier leaguers

>>84878270

Batman quips a fair amount, I don't get why people think he's a humorless block of wood.

I mean he's not going to challenge Joker to a dance-off, but he throws out dry one-liners a lot in a bunch of different interpretations of the character.

I'm not sure if I buy this version of Batman making jokes considering he's a serial killer fanatic, but I guess we'll just have to ignore that for JL.

>>84878019
>superman "dies"
>the universe improves and the whole tone gets hopeful and lightheart
Kind of weird, maybe superman should stay in his super coma

>>84859653
kek

>>84878449

Snyder clearly has no interest in Superman, I'm not surprised the tone changed now that he can make the Batman Cinematic Universe he always wanted to.

>call a movie Batman v Superman

>actually make Batman v Lex Luthor costarring Superman The Living Plot Device

>>84878388
>considering he's a serial killer fanatic

So BvS went way over your head, huh?

>>84878546

Don't even start. No one buys your ten-cent theories.

You can argue that Batman was cynical and depressed all you want, Snyder still chose this as our introduction to the DCEU's Batman,a film where he was machinegunning people to death and who was cutting Superman across the face like Mr.Zsasz.

>>84878620

There's nothing wrong with Batman starting out from a dark place and finding his place in the sun by the end of the story. Unless of course you're one of those REEEEEEEE muh Batman fags.

>>84859351
> LOOK MOM I POSTED A SCREENCAP AND A MEME LINE AND NOW PEOPLE ARE GIVING ME (you)S
> MOM STOP HITTING ME I'M SORRY I WON'T POST THESE OUTSIDE /tv/ AGAIN
> PLEASE MOM

>>84878765

>There's nothing wrong with Batman starting out from a dark place and finding his place in the sun by the end of the story

Intent is irrelevant when the execution is so poor. Instead of Snyder building the relationship naturally, he shortcuts it by using a piece of trivia and pretending it's a deep thematic anchor and character-building moment, then has the movie sacrifice Superman to the altar of Batman so he can "develop" despite the movie basically being over.

Snyder fridged Superman.

>>84878858

You would have to be blind to not see how Batman's redemption comes about and how intricate the build up to it throughout the movie.

>>84878952

Yes anon, it's so dense, there's so much going on in each frame.

You realize you can understand what a movie is trying to do and still think it fails in execution, right?

>mfw Tumblr turned on Ezra Miller.

W E W

>>84879534
why did they do that

>>84879603
Probably because Barry isn't gay in this.

>>84875496
And single, now.

>>84867446
I was hoping for a Perks of Being a Wallflower joke somewhere in there, but you just literally quoted the Flash tv show intro word for word.

I'm not even sure why you bothered doing this in the first place

>>84859745
based