Disney is dead

So Maui will just be a side character then? That seems kind of pointless.

Really? This movie sounds better and better.

Oh thank god.

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>>84852592
>implying she's not banging Maui

SHE IS DESTINED FOR ELSA

>>84852622
or a supporting character she doesn't fall in love with.
also Moana confirmed for Brave: Spam and High Obesity rates edition

>>84852622
>if a character isn't a love interest then they have no point being in a story

>>84852622
Side characters that the main doesn't fuck are pointless? Good to know.

thanks for spoilering the movie assholes

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>>84852592
>Polynesian mythology, The Rock, and no tacked on romance subplot

I am very excited for this movie

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I am getting some sort of cocky Genie vibe from this Maui demigod.

>when Moana first meets Maui, he thinks the mortal girl is an adoring fan and assumes she wants an autograph.(...)

...when does this take place?

http://www.wired.com/2016/07/disney-moana-comic-con/

>>84852684
>Side characters that the main doesn't fuck are pointless?
And don't you forget it.

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>>84852592
Good, it was an annoying American film trope

>>84852592
Good. Let's see some real femenist for a change. Self reliant women. Just don't add some beta orbiter comic relief.

inb4 people pretend this is bad at all

>>84852592
Wow, a Disney movie without a love interest for the protagonist? That's surely a first!

>>84852592
>>84852732
Good.
>>84852754
sigh

>>84852754
>No romance is feminist

Kill yourself then go back to tumblr in that order

>>84852683
>this is the reason why zootopia, big hero 6 and fuck-it fred all failed

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>>84852781

>zootopia
>failed

on which field, man? it made dosh and it's critically acclaimed.

>>84852804
Anon, that was bait.

>>84852761
It's been all the rage since... Pinocchio.

>>84852804
all 3 of those movies did, bh6 less so

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>>84852817

the joke flew over my head.

>>84852820

yes, bh6 was sorta meh.

>>84852819
Don't mention that feminist sjw crap here

>>84852703
>The Rock
Wait what, really? Nice

Good, romance subplots in movies are shit.

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>>84852860

i literally had no idea who this guy was, selling a movie only based on a VA is a weak idea, unless you''re aiming at domestic market.

I am really curious about the songs, will i have an earworm song like that Snow movie had?

>>84852860
You didn't know that he was in this movie?

>>84852648
No love interest there though, they're just fuck buddies

>>84852872
That's why Dreamworks promised there will never be a romance plot in Kung fu panda unless it's of a silly nature like Mei Mei and Po

>>84852592
This is great news, what are you talking about?
Disney rarely does good romance so not even trying is a great news imo

Do people actually like forced romance subplots now or are you just memeing

>>84852592
This is good news though.

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>Mfw no bara young brown guy.

Disney hates happiness.

>>84852592
Fuckin Finally. This movie looks pretty cool so far.

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>>84852895
>No idea who Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is

Have you been living under a rock?

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Is the Rock actually considered a good actor?

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>>84852781

But Zootopia had a love interest.

>>84853907
No, but he's enjoyable and charismatic.

>>84852592
The last time Disney made a heroine with no romantic love interest, everyone thought she was an incesious lesbian. I will excuse them for deciding to stick with what they know and what works for them.

>>84852942
Do you have any idea how many shippers browse this site?

>>84853907
he was a wrestler, of course he's a good actor

>>84852622
So you disliked zootopia?

I'm okay with this.

>>84853963
>The last time Disney made a heroine with no romantic love interest, everyone thought she was an incesious lesbian
Which is fucking DUMB since Anna actually had a canon romantic interest. Where the fuck did all this Elsanna come from?

>>84853983
I don't enjoy it the same level people love it around here, you know, making fanfics, shipping, fapping, cosplaying, etc. for me it was just another animated movie like Rio or shrek.

>>84853907

Yes, wrestlers are known for being such good actors that no one knows that everything is staged.

>>84853907

He's a classic movie star where his limited acting abilities are overshadowed by the sheer power of his charisma.

His actual acting chops are irrelevant. As long as he's not in crappy kids movies the guy just swallows the screen, like Arnie before him.

>>84854049
or like Stallone, he could barely talk and barely act but people liked him for his charisma and how imposing he looks in action roles

>>84854010
Shippers.

Shippers are the dumbest and most cancerous parts of every fanbase. Trust me, you just scraped the surface with the Elsanna bits.

>>84852592
So? Who the fuck cares?

>>84853907
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU THINK HE'S GOOD OR NOT!

>>84854030
>like Rio

Them's fightin' words

>>84852592
So what, neither did Judy Hopps.
The shippers will continue to see whatever they want to see.

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>>84852648
Lol I think I know this guy.. he just graduated from Macalester College

This is the last place I'd ever expect to see him

>>84854175
Are you blind? She was clearly lusting after Bellwether

>>84852622
Am I high? What the fuck kind of response is this?

>>84854628
A two-hour-old response.

>>84852732
Agreed. I don't see how every single movie needs to have a guy get with a girl in the end.

>>84852592
Well Zootopia didn't have a love interest either. New trend maybe?

>inb4 nick and judy shippers
Need I remind you "strictly platonic" from the creator himself

I just hope its not 2quirky and full of "LOOK AT ME I AM POINTING IT THAT I'M ABOUT TO DO THIS STUPID CLICHE LOOK HOW STUPID IT IS I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY LOL"

So I heard that Disney went searching for an unknown actress to play the main character, and she's only 14.
>ywn be found by Disney
>if you do get to be in a Disney movie, it's after you've already grown up and were lucky enough to have experiences in other movies
>you will never be a successful actor or viice actor probably, considering the insane competition and the fact that the work is all either in LA or Atlanta, but even in Atlanta the actors usually fly there after being cast in LA, which is an expensive place to live if you don't want to be in a ghetto
I'm a scrawny white dude. No way I can survive the ghetto.

>>84852627
Yeah, suddenly I'm interested.

I don't really see the problem. Not every movie has to have some shoehorned love story in it.

>In Māori mythology, Māui is a culture hero famous for his exploits and his trickery.

>His last, fatal trick was on the Goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In attempting to make mankind immortal by changing into a worm, entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept, she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.

>>84855695
I love how Frozen did just that, and then Anna got together with a guy she barely knew regardless.

OP's image says Moana won't have a love interest; doesn't say there won't be romance subplots at all. Little girls and tumblr love those, and The Mouse knows it.

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>>84852592
> Not Muh Love Story.
> MP may not be generic princess
> Not SJW-tier level of pandering for diversity
> HOPEFULLY no muh sing-a-long because "tradition"
OP is a faggot, Disney is 100% SAVED.

>>84852592
I fail to see the issue

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>>84854125
Just look at ben 10 threads, you cant speak about anything its just bloody gwen shipping.
PLEASE GOD MAKE THE PAIN STOP, if there was a god we would have comfy ben ten threads like we had towards the end of omniverse.

>>84852592
>Won't have a love interest
well of course
>having tons of casual sex on the tropical island with no one to be faithful to
You betcha

Youre brodys lit, make more absurd pics.

>>84852761
Not at all, but a Disney PRINCESS movie without a love interest for the protagonist is rare.

>>84853963
>everyone thought she was an incesious lesbian
>everyone

Bullshit. You spend too much time on 4chan if you think that the loudest and craziest shipping faction on /frz/ equals "everyone"

>>84852592
>Brave 2

>>84853907
>Is the Rock actually considered a good actor?

In technical terms? No. But people like seeing/hearing him on TV. Lots of actors, like Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Walken are the same.

When watching them, you never forget who the actor actually is. You never really start to believe they're a different person. But it's just so damn enjoyable watching them go at it.

>>84855815
>Brought to you by Disney

>>84853981
Im preatty sure that shippers prefer no official romance, to make room for their own OTP

At least thats what i prefer

>>84854010
The Elsannafags are just extremely loud and adamant about their ship being a "natural" or "common" interpretation of the movie.

Also, the ship produced a metric fuckton of lesbian r34, which drew in people who normally have zero interest in Disney movie ships, simply because they liked lesbian porn done in the Disney style and the r34 got them interested in the franchise.

I've seen a lot of supposed Elsanna shippers admit they prefer aus where they're not related - meaning they prefer versions of the characters who have most of the original story's crucial aspects and the main dynamic removed, simply because they don't really like the characters, they don't give a shit about the original story.

What they do like is lesbian porn, with some cutesy fluff thrown in.

>>84855943
What is that pic from?

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>>84856178

some people were comparing this movie to something else, also:

>return of classic animal mascotts.

if it aint broke..

>>84856271
Hotel Transylvania 2

>>84856289
Thanks, I should probably watch the first one.

>>84856279
Frozen had that lame snowman.

"Funny" sidekicks and song are Disney trademarks that should stay dead.

>>84856361
You can easily skip the second one. It's horrible

>>84853963

And? Are you that triggered by fan opinions?

>>84855815

Last time I checked Moana isn't a goddess.

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>>84856406

..dude you know Moana is a musical, right?

it's disney's bread and butter!

>>84854182
HA man I know you, too. Small fucking world.

>>84856518
Well that just smothered my interest. I do not ever want to hear The Rock sing.

>>84856518
Skipped. Maybe pixar will have a comeback.

>>84856518
>>84856568
>>84856588
what's wrong with Disney musicals?

>>84852804
>triggered

>>84856568
>>84856588
My niggers.

>>84856611
Musicals are terrible in general.

>>84852592
Soo, there hasn't been a disney movie with a love interest since 2012

Brave
Wreck-it-Ralph
Frozen
Big Hero 6
Moana
and i'm pretty sure Gigantic wont have one either.

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>>84856588

dude... it's too late for Pixar to "come back".

>>84856406
Nah, Disney songs are the best, especially villain songs.

>>84856611
It's as fun and useful for the plot as an ad break. The songs aren't good enough for the radio and I don't listen to the radio because the music sucks.

>>84852592
So Frozen was widely condemned for promoting lesbianism.

What's this going to be widely condemned for promoting? Asexuality? Masturbation?

>>84856810
>Frozen was widely condemned for promoting lesbianism
HOW?

>>84856810
>What's this going to be widely condemned for promoting?
Pedophilia.

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>The Force Awakens had no pointless love subplot
>Pepper left Tony in CW so no love interest there anymore
>Portman absent from Ragnarok
>Moana has no love interest
Jesus, Disney, of all companies, is starting to realize how tripe and boring love subplots are.

Where were you when Disney saved the film industry?

>>84856840

Everyone came out of the movie thinking Elsa was gay

>>84856840
Assumed incest undertones fo Anna and Elsa which is really hot but I prefer Hans raping both of them.

>>84856840
It's that epic "Elsa and Anna are lesbians" meme, just ignore it.

>>84857160
I didn't, but I was sick and tired from hearing about fantheories of how Elsa "must be gay" for this or that reason.

>>84857152

>forgetting Sharon being in CW just to make sure people didn't think Cap was gay.

And Thor's getting a new romance.

>>84856840
In the end the day is saved by one sister's lesbian love for her sister. So I guess it's also incest. But lesbianism is worse, since that's an affront to God.

>>84857152
>>The Force Awakens had no pointless love subplot

Finn and Poe

>>84852592
Who would love her anyway? She's ugly.

>>84857239
>Be God
>Make lesbians genetically possible in humans
>Kill them

>>84852592
OP, this is a good thing.

>Woman in the movie not to be love interest to main hero
Fucking disgusting. Is that suppose to be interesting? Do you remember any good cartoon where girl/woman in the leading role and not have crush on other hero or smth?

>>84857230
>And Thor's getting a new romance.
Are we finally going to see Sif being true to her character, then?

>>84857304
>Be God
>Create humans
>Watch them be stupid for thousands of years
>Wonder why I created them in the first place
>Get sick of them and make some other shit somewhere else

>>84852683
>Every good story ends in an orgy

>>84857422

Nope. Tessa Thompson is playing Valkyrie, Thor's taking a bite out of some chocolate for Ragnarok.

>>84852627
>>84855728
This. Didn't expect to be this interested.

>>84852732
>it was an annoying American film trope
This, real talk.

>>84857484
>Black Valkyrie

First Heimdall, now even fucking Valkyrie of all characters?
The fact there was a Mongol in the Warrior's Three wasn't enough "diversity" for a fucking Nordic based pantheon?

>>84856279
Sebastian, Timon and Pumba were great.

>>84857646

Anon, 90% of the cast is still white. Two black people in one movie doesn't somehow make it a black film.

>>84852592
>dead
Litterally everyone I've seen reacting to this except for you has been praising it

>>84857646
This isn't Nordic mythology.

This is Marvel mythology. Nowhere in Edda does it say "and then Thor beat up horse Thor and punched him into space once again saving the planet Asgard".

>>84857710
Yeah but we're getting close to three which is when the movie does become a black film.

>>84855815
This will be in clickbait articles/websites after the movie is released and passed around in facebook by normies. Screencap this.

>>84857787

Not anymore, the Fast/Furious franchise broke that retarded concept.

Look at the cast for the new Spider-Man movie.

>>84856647
Frozen definitely had a love interest. I chuckled that you didn't include Zootopia

Someone actually care for this shit? Just look at this disgusting art and stupid concept. It's even worse than good dinosaur

>>84856810
>widely condemned
Is your world just 4chan and some parts of the internet?

>>84856647
to be fair. Wreck-it-Ralph did have a love interest. It's just that the romance was a sub plot delegated to two side characters.

>>84857646
>a fucking Nordic based pantheon?
They are a technologically advanced alien race of magical supermen. They have about as much connection to the Norse pantheon as the Smurfs. I am not sure why you are upset that your mystical alien superhero is not blonde-eyed and blue-haired.

>>84856810
>So Frozen was widely condemned for promoting lesbianism.

No it wasn't. Normal people saw two sisters, not incest lesbians.

>>84857880
>It's even worse than Pixar presents the Lion King ft Tarzan with Dinosaurs
Let's not get carried away anon.

>>84852714
You do realize people have gotten autographs for as long as there has been signatures, right?

Humans don't change much. Grafitti in Pompeii that is almost identical to modern day down to the "Ask for Penelope at the bar for a good time" and "Aspheles was here", a Chinese cleric drawing the minister of finance with a penis for a head in 600 AD, and a Roman fort from the BCs in England that had papers preserved, one of which is literally from a guy's mother saying she sent him some underwear with his name stitched in it and that his dad sends his love.

That's not even going into Greek athletics, which had fucking sponsors for athletes.

Aristotle himself said "Kids these days use stupid slang, don't respect their elders, listen to horrible music, and will fuck up the world."

>>84857880
Moana looks good, the Maui mytholody looks like an interesting setting, and I'm getting some good Lilo & Stitch vibes from it. I'm definitely interested.

>>84857239
>lesbian love
No, anon, it's familial love. The love family members have for each other, it was one of the big messages of the movie that "true love" does not always mean only romantic love, that familial non-romantic love is also true and strong.

Twisting the nonromantic sibling family love into hurr lesbians hurr romantic because all love must be romantic hurr sort of shits on the core message of the film

>>84852622
Mother fucker he's the dad. God I hate you for being dumb

I hope they release a song soon. What does Pacific Island music even sound like?

>>84855815
>going through the human body like a maze will give mankind immortality

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>>84852942
A romance subplot can be good, but shouldn't be mandatory.

If there is one, it should actually be well done or they shouldn't bother.

>>84858030
YOU ARE USING THE INTERNET --RIGHT NOW--

GOOGLE IT

>>84857160
Nah, m8, they really didn't. You spent way too long in /r/Elsanna

>>84856840
It wasn't really "widely condemned", but some right-wing-conservative-religious publications tried to get upset because Elsa singing Let It Go and not ending up with a man and also wearing a purple cape could be interpreted as an allegory of coming out of the closet.

It's the same people who condemned the Harry Potter series for promoting satanism among the innocent children, same type of outrage

>>84857967
>Normal people saw two sisters
This. 4chan anons think they're normal people and that their views on things aren't warped since they're used to it from interacting with other weirdos.

>>84857646
Normally I'd respond to this with some 3 sentences worth of info. But instead I'll say this. Who the fuck even cares about valkyrie

>>84858100
>Try and get a dialogue going
>USE GOOGLE FAGT
The internet has destroyed intrigue and conversation.

>>84858119
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>84857544
Rome killed Jesus, the Jews were involved because it was politically convenient.

The Jews had nothing to do with slaughtering the early Christian cults, after all. Monotheism was a disruption of Roman order, they only tolerated Jews because Jews were olay with the polytheists doing their own thing whereas the Christians had a "I'm right, you're going to hell unless you destroy that building" attitude.

Like the Westboros today. Moderate Christianity came about because of the Roman persecution. Instead of telling everyone they were wrong, Christians focused on martyrdom.

The attitude only came back with the struggle between east and west Christians, which ended in the sudden and suspicious death of the moderates in the west and the establishment of the Pape, later called the Pope, in Rome.

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>>84857544
>Be God
>Be omniscient
>Get outsmarted by Jews

>>84857646
You forget that the vikings were the first northern Europeans group to trade with Africa.

Vikings were fucking everywhere. South Africans fought them, Kebab fought them, the fucking Chinese even fought with them. The vikings colonized 'murrica for fucks sake.

>>84857967
Yep, very much.

Only a very small minority, used to shipping gay and lesbian couples in various crackships (Harry/Draco, Sherlock/John etc) found a new lesbo crackship to ship. Some of those people spend so little time interacting with normal humans they start to think that /frz/ or ff.net represents society as a whole, which is false.

>>84858114
>4chan anons think they're normal people

And those anons need to leave. Remove normies and wannabe normies. Ree.

>>84852895
>Not knowing who The Rock is
That's your own damn fault, though.

>>84858525

im not ignorant, i just never heard of the guy before, "famous wrestler is going to voice of the characters"

fine, fine, let's leave it that way. but most of the foreigners wont give a shit

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>>84852895
>i literally had no idea who this guy was
He's been in a couple of movies.

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>>84857988
Polynesian folklore is awesome.

>>84858451
Anon the first sign someone is nuts is when they think they are normal. Its expected for crazy people to think nothing is wrong with them.

>>84852622
Take a good look a how shippers can't think beyond pairing two people together.

>>84854182
He's been used as a reaction image for years man..

>>84858605
Are you kidding me? The guy was fucking awesome in all of his roles.
Super nice dude and great character.
Sincerely,
a foreigner.

>>84858623

that was one bad movie..

>>84858605
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgix63wKBII

educate yourself sempai.

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>>84858623
At least post a good Rock movie.

>>84852592
>Disney is dead

good

>>84858848
>>84858969
Maybe, but The Mummy was huge at the time and Scorpion King starring some wrestler actually made news and newspaper articles, which was fairly big.

>>84858987
Comicfags go.

>>84858969

>The Rundown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMt9hDRofws

One of the most satisfying action moments of the 2000's. The whole movie builds up to this and it's so goddamn cathartic when it finally happens.

>>84858605
I'm foreigner and in my country The Rock is basically the Schwarzenegger of this generation.

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>>84852732
>implying Gray Fox ships Big BossxOcelot
... Okay.

>>84859074
no i like cartoons. Disney is shit tho

>>84859680
Princesss and the Frog was great. All the capeshit cartoons have sucked.

>>84859836
I don't even like capeshit dude. I come here for the weird cartoons. I liked a lot of 80s/90s disney flicks though

>>84859940
Yeah, Laika is awesome.

>>84852592
So, who's going to be the WOAH HOLY SHIT I DIDNT SEE THAT COMIC twist villain?

Is it going to be the pig? The granny? The lobster?

>>84860370

i think this time they'll skip the surprise and show the villain from the get go.

>>84852732
>American film trope
Americans didn't invent the idea of the love interest in a story.

>>84852592
Thank god

Now please get rid of sidekicks and song numbers too

>>84852895
THE ROCK SAYS IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

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>>84860574

uhhh... what?

but this is princess movie! it needs both!

>>84852592

conservatives: LESBIAN

>>84856406
Why do you even Disney?

>>84852804
>anon being able to understand sarcasm

>>84852854
>>84860786

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>>84856636
>Musicals are terrible in general.

Son you take that there opinion of yours and shove it deep down your ass because that's where it belongs

>>84860482
He didn't say they invented it, just that it's annyoing in American movies

And it really is, because it's handled in the worst formulaic way possible. Like all terrible Hollywood cliches.

>>84860866
Only queers and women like musicals

>>84860934
And Hugh Jackman.

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>>84852895
>>84858605
http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/furious-7-beats-frozen-in-all-time-box-office-with-13-billion-gross-2015274
No seriously, what fucking cave have you been in?

>>84857267
Can't two men just have a strong friendship with each other without them being fags?

>>84852592
They can't write a princess story and make her love a prince thats a normal enough guy because thats not progressive enough.

What hilarious is little girls growing up today are going to be even more delusioned by shit like the new princesses vs the older ones.

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>>84860934
>Not liking Opera
Check out this filthy pleb

>>84861315
>They can't write a princess story and make her love a prince thats a normal enough guy
You mean like what they did with Tangled and Princess and the Frog?

>>84858658
didnt expect to see a fellow fan of bionicle here. 01-03 were so good.

>>84860934
why are you even on 4chan

>>84861255
Can't two men just have a steamy sex scene without them being fags?

>>84861637
No_

>>84852592
That actually makes me interested in watching it. I don't want to see an animated romcom.

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>>84852592
>The Moana heroine

It's her fucking name. How many times does a child have to be dropped on its head to think that was an acceptable way to phrase that?

This makes me more excited

>>84862179

how else would you call her?

>>84862253
Moana?

>>84860574
>>84860619


no, both are useless, maybe and just maybe the song numbers aren't but i'm thinking in the villians songs wich are always the best

>>84862270

in Europe she's called Vaiana

because

https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moana_Pozzi

>Moana will not have a love interest.
Good.

>>84862253
Moana?

They refer to her as "the heroine of [insert movie title]", while the movie title is literally her name.

Imagine if Indiana Jones was referred to as "the protagonist of Indiana Jones". You cannot convince me you don't agree that sounds retarded.

>>84862404

yeah, it's weird, like they wanted to force something in.

>>84860934
>He doesn't like Nightmare Before Christmas
Nigga...

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>>84852714
Really? Another bratty male + princess combo?

>>84862742
what do you mean by 'another" ?

>>84857973
KEK
requesting source in general
is there like a book for those anecdotes?

>>84862742
What are you even referencing

>>84862824
Zootopia, Frozen, Tangled, Princess and the Frog just to name a recent few

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>>84863034

>Nick
>Bratty

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>>84863034
>+ princess
>Judy

>>84863034
You hold a very wide definition of the word brat. and the word princess

And you're basing this just off the fact that he assumed some random ass teenage girl is an admirer rather than the saviour of the planet?

He's a demigod, you know.

>>84858060
Well, a goddess body rather than a human's. Real women generally don't have obsidian teeth in their vaginas. I still dunno why a goddess's mouth would be connected to her cooch, though.

>>84862911
Google Roman graffiti. There's a big dump of it that occasionally gets reposted on /his/.

>>84852781
There is more failure in your post than in all those Disney movies combined.

>>84858336
>South Africans fought them
>the fucking Chinese even fought with them
Sources?
>he vikings colonized 'murrica for fucks sake
The viking settlement in America was a very abortive and short-lived colonization attempt at best.

>>84858658
My nigga

>>84856178
My thoughts exactly.

>>84853943
The romance will fall flat

>>84862253
>Moana, star of the Disney movie of the same name
>the titular character in Disney's Moana
>Moana, from Disney's Moana

>>84852592
PURE
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>>84857698
Most of those were great. I don't know why all the hate about that troupe.

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>>84852592
>yfw she has a lesbian love interest

>>84852592
>Don't have to sit through a girl and boy spending two days together then getting married

GOOD

>no forced love interest
Good. On the other hand, there's no excuse for the token love story to be such a reviled convention.

What do they like about each other?
How do their personalities play off each other?
What interests to they share?

It ain't that hard to write a romance. You just need to think about it for like five minutes.

>>84852732
>All these virgins upset with the "love trope"
It's called real life, you autismos. Go out and find yourself a romantic interest as well, you dips.

>>84854147
That was well done

>>84864753
I have a gf and its still a tired and boring trope.

>>84864753
yes, real life. No matter where i go, where i work, every single girl i meet we fall in love and get married.

Every time. Its amazing.