Did they... you know?

Pegging? yes

Those aren't freckles, those are cum stains from ronaldo's deep fried curly penis

>>84849900
Hide this thread? No that was me.

>>84849900
I really hate how they introduced his girlfriend just to have him be wrongly accused of cheating

>>84849900
She took his butt virginity.

Did they fuck? Yes, obviously.

They role/cosplayed.

>>84849900

No they did not watch Yuru Yuri together. You save shit like that for your wedding night.

>>84849959
Yeah, but you have to admit that it was the funniest part of that entire episode.
Who could have imagined that he actually had a girlfriend?

>>84850004
The fact that Peedee didn't even know made it funnier.

This was probably the cartooniest episode besides Say Uncle. I wish they did this more.

>>84850004

Anyone with any sense of comedic timing. The joke was so telegraphed that it should have had a western union logo on it.

>>84849900
who is this vision of loveliness?

fuck this shit

my husbando isn't pure anymore

I hate SU now

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>steven doesn't even give a fuck that his plan fucked over ronaldo

>>84850069
fuck you bara fag

>>84850051
N O F U N Z O N E

>>84850004
Honestly no, I didn't think it was that funny
On top of that the episode itself is just filler. There's literally no character development for anyone and nothing that moves along the plot.

>>84850106
>the episode itself is just filler
>filler
>Steven Universe

Because that's never happened.

>>84850106
>no character development

They introduced Ronaldo's butt rapist, and now Ronaldo can be looked upon with a single iota of respect!
That's a HUGE difference!

>>84850076
Steven is a stone cold motherfucker.

>>84849900
If there isn't a later episode addressing the consequences of this I'd be really bothered. Doesn't seem like the SU staff to just create a character for a one-off joke.

Wasn't she the movie theater lady in Dogcopter, or am I imagining this?

>>84850264
Yup, that explains why she's not seen much. That theater is supposed to be pretty far from Beach City.

>>84850206
Steven's evil incarnate, haven't you noticed how horrors befall those in his wake?

>>84850281
Lars pls

>Lars and Ronaldo teaming up to defeat the crystal gems and kill Steven

>>84850051
This.

>>84850330
They hate each other guts. Big time.

>>84850264
Ya, she was also seen with Ronaldo in Beach City Drift.

>>84850050
Yeah, this was pretty good. An excellent palette cleanser after the pure garbage that were the last two episodes.

I want them to address this since the series prides itself on character development and continuanity, would be a little bullshit if they didn't.

Im expecting them not to bother though since Ronaldo seems like a figurative punching bag.

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>>84850570
>They hate each other guts. Big time.
They could do the Doom/Magneto and Red Skull thing and put their hate aside for a bigger goal of taking down Steven. Sort of like what happened in the episode with the two feuding dads.

>>84849900

Yes, those 2 weeaboos watched boku no pico together.

>>84850051
I thought the joke was that Ronaldo had a waifu, I didn't think he'd have an actual fucking gf

what was stopping them from making their own fantasti-fries and pizza bagels?


it would take, like, four batches tops to get the recipe right

>>84851472
What's surprises me more is that there are actually two female characters in the show with lower standards than Sadie. Who won't even date Ronaldo.

>>84850218
>>84850106
She was in Beach city drift WITH Ronaldo at the race, and she was the tiket person in Lion 2, plus she made a tumblr about the Ep events, and Koala-Hime was in Keep beach city weird.

>>84850076
Ronaldo getting dump was all his own fault. Why didn't he tell his girlfriend about the plan beforehand. That way he wouldn't of got dump.

>>84851562
Because that's classic anime "drama through characters just not explaining themselves"

>>84851472
I thought his "gf" was going to be one of those weeb body pillows.

>>84850004
in universe nobody
for the audience everybody saw it coming

well ok i did not see the joke itself coming but thats probably just because i was tired or something i never doubted for a second she was real

>>84850069
Now you know how the GFfags/fatfags who had a diamond boner for Soos (like myself) felt when Soos had Melody and a neutered down Yuno Gasai fighting for his dick

>>84851342
See >>84851546
It'll be a background gag at most, but somthing will come of it.

>>84850106
>On top of that the episode itself is just filler
better that then tumblr pandering
god beach city drift was horrible

>>84851546
deepest lore

>>84849900
play videogames

>>84850618
well at least some decent forshadowing came out of that shitshow

>>84851541
Who's the other one?

Rose?

>Be woman
>Receive reasonable explanation detailing your love's selflessness and will to help others
>Scream, cry and run away

>>84849900
Which episode was that?

>>84851656
Worst Cliche 0 - Present
I honestly HATE it

>>84851580
Well I hope he never finds love again.

Steven ruins his friend's lives

Fuck that fat faggot he needs to LEAVE THEM ALONE for once

Who's that semon demon?

>>84851764
It's OK, he saved the world. He's entitled to break into their houses and steal things along with a few other perks.

NO.

ONLY HUGS AND LONGING GAZES.

>>84851419
>They could do the Doom/Magneto and Red Skull thing and put their hate aside for a bigger goal of taking down Steven

Uh, doesn't Mags literally try to kill Red Skull over those comments about the camps in that very issue that you posted?

>>84851633
>>84851614
Oh fuck off it was a good episode you don't need to cry about every single episode you dislike at literally every opportunity.
>baah house guest bwaah sadie's song baaaah beach city drift bah

>>84851886
because this is the episode where tumblrs delusions that they were been pandered to became real

we have spent so long defending ourselves from those that accuse the show of being sjw crap and with that episode it actually became that

>>84849900
what ep is this ?

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>Ronaldo
>Girlfriend
There's only so far I can take my suspension of disbelief.

I don't really want to give nerds and lorefags right and attention, but it's true: the human cast is pretty bland and every episode revolving around them ends up being boring and uninteresting (except for Greg, Steven and Connie).

>>84850076
>steven remembers what happened the last two times he tried helping the boardies in their love affairs and wisely lets ronaldo handle matters on his own

>>84852005
s3e12 restaurant wars, dyewts

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>>84849900

JUST FUCK ALREADY!

>>84852050
If she were a fat furry from canada it'd be more believable

>>84852167
well i suppose thats true
a shame though because unlike those 2 times this time it would be a good idea for him to get involved

>>84852493
she's fairly hefty, and we don't know that she's not a furry or canadian

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>Even Ronaldo has a girlfriend

>>84852541
>has

Had

>makes me feel bad for ronaldo
>freckles
>has only appeared twice
>still wanna hug the shit out of her
why do I love her so

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Gay Fatfag here, and I'd bang him if he were at a con, then immediately leave his ass (don't worry, I took his personality into account)

If you don't think this was one of the funniest episodes of Steven Universe it is ok and I am very sorry for your sad, boring, no-fun personality and the people who have to be around you while you piss into everyone's birthday cake.

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>>84852951

>>84851993
Wait, I'll bite. What exactly about that episode was so "tumbly"?
the fact that stevonnie was in it? I didn't see any more SJW shit in that episode than I have in basically any other episode of SU ever.

>>84853018
A MAAAALE LOST AT THE END THAT MAKES IT BAAAD

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...Ronaldo?

>>84853018
the fact they made steven have an out of nowhere hatred for a character he seemed to never care about before so they could show how progressive they were by having him as the villan.

then they went out of there way to try and make him a horrible person in every single conceivable way

>>84852443
source please

>>84853452

>>>/trash/

Considering Sugar's past, I wouldn't be surprised if Ronaldo ends up dating Peridot

>>84853438
Idk I feel like there was a somewhat justified reason for Steven to dislike Kevin. I mean you forget that Stevonnie is also Steven too. He was kind of a dick to Steven as Stevonnie if I recall, but I'll admit it's been so long since I saw that episode maybe I'm forgetting. Perhaps it was over the top, but I'd call that just "shit, for this script to work we need a rival, I guess we can play up that incident to create a rival out of an existing character. Then we don't have to pay all the money to create a new one and cast a VA." Rather than, "Ohh yes! Lets make the boyz evvvviilll hahahaha"

I wouldn't call it progressive at all to have a dick character, pretty much every creation in existence from all time has a dick character, otherwise it'd be boring. Hell that's my bitch with what I've seen of Clarence. Nobody hates the kid, and he hates nobody. Everyone's always happy friend fun time. It's so stale.

And hey, at least Kevin wasn't white lol. Now that would have been pandering to tumblr, having the icky cis straight white boy being the evil jackass.

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>>84853554
ship it like PearlGreg

>>84853736
>shit, for this script to work we need a rival, I guess we can play up that incident to create a rival out of an existing character
i suppose thats a possibility

if that is the case though its still a trash episode for not actually focusing on the race though

>>84853554
I wouldn't be at all shocked if that happened either. Peridot is more or less the gem equivalent of him, just slightly less autistic.

>>84853883
They would be adorable together. I can even accept it if one of them treats the other a sibling than a romantic interest.

>>84853795
Oh I can agree with that, as far as shitty fillers go this one was probably only second to the Uncle Grandpa one. Well, maybe Steven floats was worse than this one.
I found the whole episode just really boring and generic. Then again, I think restaurant wars was probably just as boring and generic. Idk, all the fillers lately have been really shit.

I don't think Steven even used any gem powers in this episode.

Lewds where

Wait what? When did this happen?
Did they aired a new episode yesterday? I can't find it.

>>84854722
It's already happening >>84852443

>>84854793
EVERY FUCKING WEEKDAY UNTIL MID-AUGUST ANON. WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING PAY ATTENTION?

>>84854890
Well fuck my ass and call me Suzy. I can't find it and the scheldue from CN sends me to www.cartoonnetwork.spic
It isn't on Kisscartoon either which is where I watch the episodes.

>>84854932
Links usually show up in /sug/. Though they are slow with updating their OPs, so you'll have to either ask or ctrl+f it for Mega.

>>84853338
TSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>84854932
Hi Suzy

>>84849989
what about yaoi?

>>84851300
come on, beach city drift was great

>>84855483
>Steven having a rage boner for KEVIN of all people when he has to deal with Lars all the time or always seeing the good in Peridot despite her multiple attempts at killing him and his family or Lapis' attempts at kiling him, Connie, and his family.
>Good.

>>84849900

She's cute! CUTE!

>>84855549
If Kevin had someone he had hidden love for, or friendship with, or stood near occasionally, steven would put up with him for in-universe-shipping-goggles reason. But he doesn't, so he doesn't, so he has no reason to put up with his behaviour.

>>84855549
It also felt surprisingly, and I don't say this lightly, SJW.
>He wanted to dance even though we told him "no". I feel so molested.

What is this? There's a new episode?

This entire episode felt like if it was from Regular Show in its low times.

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>>84856108
yes

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>>84849959

hit too close to home to be funny

>>84856430
So thats her sister right? Lesbian incest going on between those two holy shit my dick is metamorphasizing.

Also I loved this episode nice to se Ronaldo isnt a virgin and hes got some smoothness to him.

Steven being oblivious to relationships was nice to show how immature he was.

Kofi and Fryman character development

The gems being smug fucks while in the Restaurant "we on break" kek

Also the gems are really good cooks even though they dont freaking eat.

Great episode.

>>84853942
I knew geeks that had gfs, getting a girl isnt hard anon keeping her is the hard part you can do it man. Fuck her before the first date though.

>>84851686
Restaurant Wars

>>84849900
Wasn't she the movie theater worker way back when?

Just saw it. This was better than the previous two. Kiki is great, Ronaldo has been warming up to me, it's a good episode.

>>84853942
>Fuck her before the first date though.
You can't be serious...

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>>84852561
>Even Ronaldo had a girlfriend

>>84856817
Not that guy, but fuck man, I have a hard enough time getting regular people to not be bored around me, the fuck chance do I have with a girl?

>>84856993
Women are stupid anon if you dont assert yourself she will pull the OH SORRY I GOTTA GO when you take her on that date after she eats all the food, so fuck her to give her the idea you arent a joke.
>>84857034
Now now anon see the problem here is you think women really matter but really they are just decorations for you to fuck now I dont what this chance with a girl crap means but it sounds you are a bitch that thinks such things as leagues exist.

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>>84856778
yap good

>Sex before the first date

I think it's fairly obvious what kind of girl you're dating if that does happen.

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>>84857295

>>84857295
Dude there are bros that can fuck any woman by just looking at them, women dont have standards you dumbass its all about how you can seduce them to make them stop playing like they aint sex crazed sluts. If you think a girl not laying on you means she likes you then you a sucker waiting to get controlled by a woman.

>>84857376

You've never dated anyone, have you?
And I'm pretty sure you're confusing fucking Brittany after the party with actually having a date.

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>>84857376

>>84857185
>>84857339
Wait, I haven't seen Steven Universe since... I don't even fucking remember. From back when Peridot locks herself in the bathroom all episode? Anyway, thats beside the point; is there really an episode of this show titled Ohime-sama or are these webm files just fucking with me?

>>84857624

No, it's what Ronaldo yells when she lefts him

You filthy TR8-Tor

>>84857034
follow /r9k/ advice, be yourself bruh!!!

Link?

>>84857376
You never talked to a woman who wasn't your mom, have you?

>>84856108
And a new one all this week! And next week! And the week after that (and then hiatus until late Fall). How have you missed this news?

>>84853942
>>84856817
Ronaldo has interests in stuff besides browsing anonymous image boards being angry about stuff.

They probably met at like an anime convention, or at least a dating site.

>>84853069
He won the race, stupid. He didn't lose shit. The point of the ending was to show that he was an attention seeking whore who feasts on the negative reactions of others. Was that really so hard to grasp?

>>84857814
*tr8r

>>84857138
I dont think that works for all girls anon. Some of them dont fuck on the first date let alone,before it. Hell, some of them claim to be asexual.

>>84849916
DUDE, probably a lot of these underage fagots of /co/ don't know what pegging is

Ronaldo actually made a post about this today.
>No post today. If anyone needs me I’ll be at Brooding Hill… where I’ll be CRYING. I usually cry at Crying Canyon, but it’s closed right because of some flash flood warnings.

>>84856430
Was it a kiss? I thought she was making that fart noise with her mouth.

>>84856108
There's been a new episode every week day since last monday and will continue to be new eps until Aug something.

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>>84860304
> LOOK. I am going through a LOT right now and I don’t have tiem to correct tipos!! I don’t even see what you’re talking abiout!!!

>>84855549
>>84856078
When Kevin was telling his sob story, Stevonnie (not knowing, in that instant, that it was a lie) was starting to feel bad for him and come around.

>>84857495
Anon you have to assert your position as the man in control or they will walk all over you, relationships arent fun boy its nothing but mental warfare on both sides.
>>84858980
My mom is a sweet woman she is nothing liike the girls I dated in middle/high// and currently in college. Besides why would a guy who has contact with his mom have a negative opinion on women you stupid fuck. Moms are the ones that tell you that they like nice guys and be a gentleman bullcrap so your an idiot for thinking a guy only seeing his mom would say these things retard.

>>84860136
Your just a sucker anon if you cant get your girl to fuck you before the first date you might as well kil yourself. I mean fuck my older brother screwed my gf in his room while I was sleeping on Saturday, and yes hes really hot from a woman's perspective but thats my point THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WOMAN WHO DOESNT WANT SEX, just gotta be sexy enough to let that their inner whore.

>>84851546
Tumblr? Where is her tumblr?

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>Ronaldo is the crazy retard character that no one likes
>Show goes out of his way to prove even him can have someone to love and share interests like shitty anime

>>84860727
Anon,i think the girls you know,and have dated are literal whores. Like legit picture in dictionary,whores. And your brother had to have been a huge cunt to take his brothers gf.

You're baiting me,aren't you?

>>84861244
keepbeachcitysingle.tumblr.com, but she hasn't posted anything yet.

>>84860685
oh come on, your delusional if you think your wasnt a whore when she was young too? think about all those cocks she sucked before your dads anon and let that image never leave your head

>>84861113
this is a real life thing, some of the most committed and long running couples i know are weebs finding each other and dating

>>84861113
Have you ever gone to a convention? there's a bunch of autistic couples over there, Ronaldo isn't socially retarded he's just a weeb, pretty common for weebs to fuck other weebs

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>>84850004
>implying this wasn't the best part

>>84861113
also he's right about most of the things he's obsessive about

>>84860727
>alpha
>literally cucked by his own brother

>>84856098
I felt like a big part of it was just Steven not being used to being a hot girl and being completely unprepared for that treatment. It was interesting to note that Connie didn't care nearly as much as he did, like she knew that was something that happens sometimes.

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>>84850106
>>84850004
>>84861936
There need to be more fun episodes, they're the best ones.

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>>84849900

Anyone else think the whole "no one gives a shit about ronaldos problems" was kind of messed up. Steven who is normaly really caring about peoples relationships literally gave no fucks about Ronaldo losing his GF even though it was directly Stevens fault. Ronaldo even said he was uncomfortable with the idea. I may be over thinking this but I thought this was a innuendo from Suger saying Fuck you cis white males, your lives don't matter.

>>84862993
>Steven not being used to being a hot girl
>but Connie knew about it
are you pulling my leg anon

>>84863563
I was with you 'til the last part. it does seem out of character for Steven not to care, but then again seeing how the episode went it may have taken focus away from the plot and/or made the episode less comedic, so eh. It is what it is. Hopefully they get back together or something.

>>84863563
>I may be over thinking this but I thought this was a innuendo from Suger saying Fuck you cis white males, your lives don't matter.
Oh calm down you faggot. The joke is that the delusional blogger isn't the kind of person you expect has a gf and when it turns out he does everyone's too surprised to process it properly.

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>>84863923
But the fact that steven wasn't the least bit upset when it was directly his fault for Ronaldos loss kind of unnerved me and since Suger just recently pulled this publicity stunt saying she was Bi-sexual (since it's so popular to be now a days) It just seems like she is really pushing an agenda.

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>>84864155

>>84864776
Ok not relevant because she is totally pushing an agenda here.

>>84863671
Connie might not be hot and probably hasn't been hit on, but at least she has had a little more exposure to the outside world than Steven.

>>84861113
Met my fianceé on 4chan, and my ex before her too.

>>84866551
oh my god jane are you okay all your joints are missing

>>84850475
For you

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Do you think she shitposts on 4chan while on the job?

>>84861113
So how pathetic does that make Lars?

>>84853916
i really liked restraunt wars but i hated how we just glossed over what happened to ronaldo

>>84867621
To be fair, that small albino gorilla wants him. Not exactly Jane tier, but it's something.

>>84853916
But Say Uncle is easily one of the best episodes in the series. One of the biggest flaws this show has is that it tries to be a jack of all trades, but ends up being a master at none. it does a little bit of everything, but only ends up being ok at a few of those, while being garbage at the rest. It didn't take itself seriously and just focused on being a comedic crossover, and did it really well.

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>>84861936

HOW DO WE STOP HIM

>>84868402
YOU CAN'T
NOTHING CAN CONTAIN THE ONION.

Apart from love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ElC4UwYVuA
Go figure.

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Oshi, forgot that Jane was the movie theater cashier

>>84853781
>Gearl Preg.

Needs sum Peedee art

>>84849900
Wait, Ronaldo has a gf?

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>>84869445
She got a crush towards him for probably ages (at least from Tiger Millionaire) and asked him out via letter that Jamie almost ruined

http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/117212434170/i-got-a-letter-today-but-for-some-reason-it

>>84849900
Yes. They hugged

KIKI BEST PIZZA TWIN, JENNY A SHIT.

A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

>>84849900
> be Ronaldo
> break with qt otaku girlfriend cause steven's shenanigans
> moths later
> talk with your ex girlfriend again
> she told you, she was going out with steven
> steven take the ex girlfriend virginity
> murdercock jr make his keikaku

>>84849934
Nah, he cums hot oil, and those are burns. You can actually see on her face how weak his load is.

>>84850218
problem is the only way to stretch that into 11 minutes is to make her seem like an unreasonable arsehole.

i suppose you could make the episode about trying to track her down and steven can chat with ronaldo as they search town looking for her

>>84851562
This

>>84869662
delete this

>>84869683
But at least Jenny was cool with it when Kiki told her that she was asking too much of her, so she's not that bad.

>>84866913
How the fuck do you meet girls here

>>84872562
shitposting and dumb luck desu

>>84853942
Kys

>>84872562
Maybe you guys should consider your "tits or gtfo" policy every time one talks to you. Do you seriously think all of 50% of the world's population never ever goes on a well known site like this one?

>>84873097
>Maybe you guys should consider your "tits or gtfo" policy every time one talks to you.
Any girl who doesn't understand "tits or gtfo" applies only for people making situations where gender has no place about themselves for attention is simply not worse meeting. The girls I met here know better.

>>84873229
As somebody who has browsed this site for years, I can tell you that this is only sometimes the case. But I just find it funny how you all want girls so bad yet run anyone that even slightly mentions their gender off if they aren't male, y'know what I mean?

>>84849989
Akarin~

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>>84860727
>>84857376
0/10

>>84850004
Wait, so I was the only one who saw that joke coming? Tho' I was expecting them to pull something like a supermodel or something to make it more surprising.

>>84856778
>Lesbian incest going on between those two
Jenny is clearly fucking both Sour Cream and Buck Dewey simultaneously.

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>>84867621

It's not that he's pathetic.

He likes Sadie, probably does love her, but he's so insecure with his image, and Sadie does not fit that image. Sadie is even what's he's into. Noticed the nudie mag he was fapping to the night before Steven took over his body? thicc blonde girl on it.

I'm also sure as much of a "loser" that Lars is seen as, he's having more sex than most of the other teens in Beach City.
it's fairly implied that they have fucked, about as much as one can get away with on a show on CN.

>>84869554

deepest lore

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>tfw no giant woman to lie in bed with and read books on her lap

>>84861813
I'm a weeb. My girlfriend was a secret weeb, I had no clue until she slipped up and the cat was out of the bag. Celebrating our 10 year anniversary in September.

>>84867767
>small albino gorilla wants him

Yeah. Gonna start calling Saddie like this.

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>>84850276
The theater is in Beach City. It's that building with the vertical sign on it near the center.

>>84866356
Girls start getting harassed and catcalled at a young age so I wouldn't be surprised if Connie has at least some exposure to that kind of unwanted attention.

>>84862022
Hes was a senior anon what could I do?

>>84851656
>see something fucked
>ignore excuses
Perfectly reasonable in the heat of the moment tb//h

>sugar thought this was perfectly fine and so did most of the fans
>steven gets no commupance and doesn't even really care that it happened
Serves him right for being a godammed WHITE MALE I suppose.

>>84850050
Steven Floats was also cartoony.

When the shows throws it's gay agenda out the window it can be actually great isntead of average good....like when the gems fought corrupted gems instead of crying and telling it's kid audience that your gay partner needs to give you consent and that being gay is the best gay thing in this gay earth because gay and equality and lesbians and gay

>>84857339
>>84857185

she's the grill from the theatre selling tickets, right?

>>84875319
how did she slipped it out?

>>84852841
Yeah, I would love to have a conquest with Ronaldo all night long too

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>>84869554
>IT'S BEEN MORE THAN ONE YEAR

STOP

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>>84856668
hit so close to home it actually was funny

>>84849900

yes. but she hates giving him oral, because his pubes are the same as the hair on his head, and she gets poked in the eyes often.

>>84860350
>making that fart noise with her mouth.


yeah, sure...her mouth.

>>84851546
Where is her tumblr?

>>84851592
It's called a dakimakura, you filthy casual.

>>84851541
Ronaldo is better than Lars

>>84878756
This episode was partially written by a man though, and also not sucrose

>>84853781
>>84853883
>>84853901
Why are all the best ships the straight ones?

>>84849900
Yep
Ronaldo has fucked a girl
yet 90% of /co/ can't

How embarrassing!

>>84851514
I'm assuming that a bunch of herbs and spices were involved that weren't mentioned. In real life cooking is much more complicated than you might realize. A pizza is more than just dough, sauce, and cheese. The pizza bagel for example probably had scallions in the cream cheese to bring out the flavor. Fine-tuning the herbs and spices on dishes is really hard and takes a lot of trial-and-error. Plus, Steven and the gems weren't worried about making a profit. It's entirely possible that the ingredients cost more combined than he charged for the dishes, making them an impractical menu item for a real business.

>>84861936
>Implying the best scene wasn't the anime-style reaction of Fryman and Kofi to tasting the food

>>84879950
>Ronaldo has fucked a girl
says who?
having a girlfriend doesn't mean you've fucked a girl

>>84850065
Jane from Steven Universe, she's usually a background character but she's made 2 small speaking parts. Once in Lion 2: the movie and more recently in Restaurant Wars

>>84850106
It established that the Pizza Shop Owner is absolutely bat shit insane.
Like, not just quirky, fucking brand your customers with a hot iron insane.

>>84879998
Ok virgin

>>84852605
she looks attainable

and is apparently a pathetic weeb too.

>>84850065

Jane. she's the one who sells tickets at the theater.

>>84853916
Say Uncle is a thousand times better than BCD. The first minute of it is better than the entire BCD episode. Sinking the Sadie/Lars ship with a literal "headcannon" shortly after the episode they split up in? Pure comedy gold. They even made fun of gemsonas.

>>84877386
Where's the building Tiger Millionaire took place in?

>>84880211
It's the same warehouse where sour cream throws his raves.

>>84864155
All women are bisexual.

It has to do their their hormones. When nearing ovulation, they like manly things.

When not, they want to be around feminine things.

Guess what the pill fucks with.

>>84877386
Source on this map? Which book is it in? I see the link in the corner but is it really the original source?

>>84880211
It's probably the ??? building

>>84874037
I thought it would be an anime girl on a pillow or something.

>>84880052
There's really two options depending on how spergy they are.

They fuck like rabbits whenever they can.

or

Neither one of them worked up the courage to broach the subject.

>>84867425
Her head looks like a jelly bean

>>84880235
I don't understand. You're saying she was a lesbian and then got off the pill so now she's bisexual? I don't know that much about Sucrose so I didn't know that she was a lesbian before. You're saying the pill makes women lesbian right?

>All women are bisexual.
I have so much difficulty relating to women on sexuality because of this fact. I've seen it supported by studies. It makes me so confused and uncomfortable when women say that they're straight or lesbian. I guess that means that they choose to prefer men or women? I can't seem to reconcile the attitudes of women in regards to sexuality with the scientific data I've read.

>>84879941
Because they can procreate and if made canon, the fandom of that ship will have fun making designs of their spawn.

>>84861936
The fact he brought his own silverware is absolutely hilarious to me, and I have no clue why.

>>84880294
I'm just into the after-sex cuddling than the sexual act itself.

>>84860192
We did a poll. Everyone on /co/ who isn't a virgin has tried pegging at least once.

>>84881213
Not all women are bisexual. Liking something is not being attracted to something. I like to be around my cat, but I'm not attracted to cats. Women are just socially more able to admit when other women are attractive without actually being attracted to them personally than men are.

>>84881486
I prefer holding hands and falling asleep as someone rests their head on my chest.

>>84881534
Tried it with a dog.

Woke up with a stiff back and neck as I tried spending the half of the night not moving.

>>84881574
Don't sleep on your back if it's not your natural sleep posture.

You'd probably more prefer spooning.

>>84881519
>Liking something is not being attracted to something.
I never said that and all of your post after this in no way addresses things I said.

Maybe you didn't understand what I meant when I said "supported by studies" and "scientific data." The scientific studies were not conducted to determine what women like. They literally measured how aroused women were from different stimuli. Your cat statement is a complete non-sequitur.

>>84881519
No anon girls are gay really fucking gay, there are only a few girls I know who punched girls in the face when they tried lesbian stuff on them those are straight women if you ever kissed a girl you are fucking gay woman.

>>84881744
My sister was raped by my uncle, and now she only dates women.

>>84881516
I haven't and I'm not.

>>84881848
If you haven't let a woman fuck you in the ass, you're fucking gay, son.

>>84853472
>>84852443
Seriously does the image half a full source cause there's nothing on that other shit board images search comes up with nothing,

>>84881930
No your the fag that likes the feeling of a phallic object in his asshole.
>>84881824
SHES GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>84850004
EVeryone saw that joke coming , if you didn't you might be dumb

>>84854722
>>84881365
>>84883010

>>84851562
They convinced him not to, because it's not like she was going to show up. They also didn't actually believe him when he said he has a girlfriend.

>>84878296
this is untrue