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>Is a kid
>Transforms into Shazam
>still acts like a kid

How did this movie fuck it up so bad? When he transforms he gains the WISDOM OF SOLOMON.
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you take things waaaaay too literally
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Wisdom doesn't necessarily mean maturity, and the "real" Solomon wasn't all that wise 24/7 either.
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>>84815538
That doesn't instantly make you mature. You can have all the wisdom you want and still be immature about things
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>>84815538
How did you fuck up the whole appeal of Captain Marvel?
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>>84815629
These days you need to include a trigger warning to call him that.
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>>84815538
>When he transforms he gains the WISDOM OF SOLOMON.
But not the MATURITY OF SOLOMON. Billy still has the heart of a child.

It's the main distinction between Captain Marvel being a distinct entity who's swapping places with Billy, and Captain Marvel being Billy's transformed alter ego. Both are valid interpretations with their own storytelling merits.
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>>84815538
The Cereal King is a really shitty writer and he should stop abusing his position as COO to force everyone to adapt his crappy arcs?
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>>84816563
Court of Owls, Justice League Dark, and Teen Titans vs the Justice League weren't by Cereal King.
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>>84816580
>Justice League Dark

Not him but JLD was FUCKED by Johns, the guy DESTROYED the magic universe in DC and all other magic tittles got fucked.

>>84815538
Johns doesnt give a fuck about characters, he only cares about how his HEADCANON of the character becoming the canon. He wants to leave his mark. He doesnt care what other writers do with the character, look what he did with Darkseid or how EVERY origin of characters not named Batman and superman in the movies are based on HIS work. For Flash we are getting fthe lash rebirth even when he already did that on the TV show.

>>84815615
>That doesn't instantly make you mature. You can have all the wisdom you want and still be immature about things

Actually it does, or at least it did with Captain Marvel: Post Crisis Captain Marvel was an ADULT version of billy (not a separate personality as it used to be). It was a Mature and wise version of billy, he did got the sense of wonder and kept his innocense, but he was different than Billy (Billy would transform to think about moral problems and find solutions).


Johns "shazam" is an empty cartoon, a character he created for the "movie", his origin story was a movie pitch. The reason he didnt let anyone use the character until Darkseid War was that he didnt want any outside influence, it wasnt until he knew about rebirth he let the character go for a single issue.

If it's called Shazam, is not the real deal and should be ignored.
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>>84815538
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>>84815538
And I suppose you put all the wisdom at your disposal into every action you take, right?
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>>84816926
thats a lot more funny than

>>84817020
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>>84816759
It's too early in the morning for this autism.
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>>84815633
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>>84816926
Sense of wonder
Gods
Billy using his "wisdom" to get something
Wonder woman dragging Billy among clouds
Solomon being a Bro

>>84817020
>lel we can get money!


This 2 images side by side show how crappy the "modern" take on the character is.You can have the second image with Captain Marvel (even if it doesnt fit), but Billy Johnson could never gave you the first situation.
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>>84815608
Yeah, Solomon once called every genie in the world to his throne room just to see if he could do it.
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>>84817167

Care to explain why are you a Johnsfanboy when there's so many better writers out there?
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>>84817338
Thats fucking brilliant
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>>84815538
>knowing things
>being mature

This isn't a combo deal.
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>>84817383
Individual taste?
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>>84815538
>When he transforms he gains the WISDOM OF SOLOMON.
Not in New 52
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>>84816926
Jesus christ, that is some funny shit.
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>>84817564
Liking something can be justified by Taste.
theres nothing wrong with that.

Being a Johnsfag is a different thing. Moorefags and Morrisonfags have the right to be autistic and defend their writers, but Johnsfags?
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>>84817167
It's only morning where you are dipshit
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Call me out for having shit taste, but I've always preferred Captain Marvel just being the same childlike Billy in an adult's body to Captain Marvel and Billy being two distinct personas.

Captain Marvel acting like a huge kid just writes itself, imo
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He has been acting like a child while transformed for like 30 years now. I'm sorry you don't actually read comics though.
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>>84816563
>>84816759
Great meme, guys.
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>>84815538
Read any time he fights Lobo, he has the mind of a person who doesnt know much about the adult world.
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>>84820960
WAY TO GO, SON
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>>84820960
WAY TO GO, SON
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>>84820960
way to go, son
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>>84821127
Fanboy
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>>84820960
Way to go, son
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>>84820960
Way to Go Son
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>>84821344
Yep. You sure got me, anon. You clever, clever so-n-so. ;)
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>>84815538
solomon thought cutting a baby in half to teach the parents a lesson about sharing was a good idea
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>>84820960
WAY TO GO, SON
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>>84821500
Your post was "well meme'd" you don't deserve any other answer, if you don't agree with those posters ARGUE. Johns is a hack.
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>>84820960
WAY TO GO SON
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>>84820960
WAY TO GO, SON
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Reminder that Jeff Smith wrote the best version of Shazam.
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>>84820960
WAY TO GO, SON
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>>84820960
Way to go, son.
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>>84815538
>>Is a kid
>>Transforms into Shazam
>>still acts like a kid
>How did this movie fuck it up so bad? When he transforms he gains the WISDOM OF SOLOMON.

Let's try that again:

>>Is a kid
>>Transforms into Shazam
>>still acts like a kid

>>has access to the Wisdom of Solomon
>>references it about as often as any kid would, which is to say only when he thinks about it because HOLY SHIT MUSCLES AND FLYING AND INVULNERABILITY AND WOOOHOOOO!
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>>84820939

It writing itself does make things easier for shitty writers who don't have to worry about depicting wisdom at work.
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>>84822311

Johns version is just a kid that get superman lite powers, he doesnt have "wisdom" or god powers.
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>>84822054

And Superman/Shazam: Return of Black Adam has the best version of Billy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIuK_r0kcQg
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>>84815615
>>84815629
>>84815667
what the fuck is the difference between wisdom and maturity?
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>>84822592
One is encyclopedic knowledge while the other is emotional/mental age. I think the wisdom does kind of shield him a little from not being traumatized by shit but it hasn't done much more than that in several decades.
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>>84822680
>One is encyclopedic knowledge
No is not. Wisdom by definition is not "encyclopedic knowledge, shut up, don't post on 4chan and open a fucking book.
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>>84822981
I'm describing the difference in how it's treated in the comic not real life.

Dumbass.
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>>84822680
> Wisdom
> Encyclopedic knowledge
Uh. No. That's intelligence. Wisdom is the ability to understand the intent of others and the impact of your actions. Wisdom is often interchanged with willpower and is used to determine defenses against mind control effects and magic in general.
Sincerely, >>>/tg/
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>>84823117
>I'm describing the difference in how it's treated in the comic not real life.

No you don't.

Wisdom of Solomon doesnt work that way in the comics either.
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>>84815538
When he transforms does he gain body hair? Because experiencing all of that growing in in seconds sounds pretty traumatic.
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>>84823609
I can grow my dick in a few seconds and it feels pretty good.

Checkmate.
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>>84823241
> Encyclopedic knowledge
>Uh. No. That's intelligence
No, it's knowledge
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>>84823742
Which is governed by the Intelligence(INT) stat. Having more INT will directly improve encyclopedic knowledge.

Don't like it, then go make a new board game industry.
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>>84822592
>the difference between wisdom and maturity?
"Old enough to know what's right; young enough not to chose it." A big part of growing up is learning to stop and think before you act. Billy, when he stops and thinks, has the WoS to call on ... but often as not he only does that AFTER he gets into trouble.
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>>84823794
so nerds who create games for teenagers are now considered authority on linguistics?
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>>84823805
Sounds like the makings of a saturday morning cartoon tbqh
> Wrecking ball save the day!
> Oh jeeze everything got all cheesed up
>> You can't just wrecking ball, kid! You have to care about others too!
> Wrecking ball save the day, but with care.
>> yay!
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>>84823987
> Be wrong
> Get mad
> Refuse to learn anything from it
> Demand that being wrong is the new right

Are you a saturday morning cartoon villain, by any chance?
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>>84824070
>be called out on your shitty logic
>response by claiming the other person is wrong.
>no arguments, no reason, no explanation, no rebuttal, just "wrong for reasons"
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>>84824104
> Get answer
> Don't like it
> Change topic
> Accuse others of being at fault

4chan is an 18+ website. Please mature a bit more before posting.
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>>84824168
change topic? What the fuck?
Okay, i am being trolled, good job, you had for two good solid comments
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>>84822054
I like this. He doesn't sound like a boy high on sugar but you can still see a kid's attempt on adulting
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>>84824104
>>84824197
See? this is a classic example of an anon claiming to have high intelligence, but behaving and showing the wisdom of a 12 year old child. Notice the distinction between displaying knowledge and knowing WTF he's talking about.

Knowledge isn't wisdom. Intelligence isn't necessarily wise. Wisdom can be totally baked. Deal with it.
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>>84815538
>>84815538
ᶫᶦˢᵗᵉᶰ ʰᵉʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᶦᶰᵍᵘˢ, ˢʰᵃᶻᵃᵐ ᶦˢ ˢᵗᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᶦᶫᶫʸ⋅ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᶜʰᵃᶰᵍᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ, ᶫᵐᵃᵒ
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>>84815538
Fucking Snyder, he can't do anything right. I'm done with DC.
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