ITT: /co/ beer Which one is the best?

Me Beer

The Beer From Family Guy

>>84802222
Patriot.

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>>84801852
This one has small metal shavings in it. It tingles the throat and goes down like a dream. Not suitable for human consumption.

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>>84802364
No, The Beer From Family Guy

>>84802391
People would consume the shit out of something like that simply because they're advised not to

>>84801852
Wait....The last two are the same beer....

They're all cheap beer, and thus likely to be mediocre at best, so I'll buy Alamo and support my state's economy. God Bless Texas.

>>84801852
What's the beer in Bob's Burgers again?

>>84802584
SAME BEER?

>>84801852

None of those are Düff.

>>84801852
I choose Slurm

>>84802721
SAME BEER......SAME SHOW.

>>84802721
Same beer... Same show

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>>84802735

Duff probably its Americas choice

None

I don't like beer

>>84801852
Let's take a look at their real-world counterparts.
>Pawtucket Patriot is clearly Sam Adams
>Duff is Bud
>Alamo is Coors
Judging from that, I'd say Pawtucket Patriot is the best.

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>>84805093
Alamo is probably actually Lone Star, since it's Texas' cheap beer.

>>84802839
SAME SHOW????

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Pick your poison /co/

>Not drinking Koul-Brau or a Schnitz (IT WAS THE GREATEST BEER IN ALL DE WORLD)

Duff is actually just Shlitts and water, so its probably pretty lousy.

Pawtucket is supposed to taste like tobacco chewer's spit.

Alamo wins.

>>84805194
FUCK YOU TEXAS

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Where I'm from, it's Cuh-old Ones!

Though I have to admit, on certain evenings in late spring, a Cool One can be very refreshing.

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>>84805601
GODDAMMIT YOU SORRY SACKS OF CRAP I TOLD YOU NOT TO BESMIRCH THE NAME OF TEXAS

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I used to drink Fudd.

But then they took it off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.

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>>84805681

Hey, /co/! What am I?

>>84805527
I would love some romulan ale it is supposed to be so good there is a black market for it in the federation. I'd also like some scumble from discworld but only a shot.

>>84805527
Where's black hole?

Well, all three of the beers in OP are cheap domestic piss water, so none of those.

>>84802222
it alright, it not subtle or nuanced

>>84805436
>>84802839
>>84802839
>>84802721
>>84802584

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG0LWQ3TEHY

>>84805744
Boco. There is no worse thing to be. except for scrapper

Duff, because it made the leap from its world to ours. It's cool and refreshing like that first cigarette in the morning.

>>84805744
A meme?