I dare you.

>>84797111
That again?
Pussy?

He wrote a Hellblazer story where Constantine felt so guilty about indirectly causing the death of an innocent person that he willingly got found guilty of murder and sent to jail as a self imposed exile.

He then caused the jail to go fucking insane and cause a prison takeover which had the inmates brutally massacre a dozen innocent prison guards.

>>84797181

Yeah, but that Richard Corben art.

>>84797181
I can't believe you're not going to talk about the time he wrote a story where Constantine stumbles on a town whose economy thrives on bestiality porn and told Constantine to fuck off when he tried to help them.

A lot harder to overlook the low points of his WW run now

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Wizard Magazine

>>84797301
They did the right thing.

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>>84797381

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>>84797400

>>84797301
Not as funny as the skinhead killing zombie golem.

>>84797425
lol

>>84797425
This is great

>>84797400
>bright-red Hawaiin shirt

Only the most hardcore motherfuckers would dare wear that.

>>84797400
>left ear

I am really glad they specified this, you know how serious this was in the 90s

>>84797425
I don't know which I prefer: believing the author of this legitimately meant what they wrote, or believing they knew how awful this is and decided to go full retard for this puff piece.

>>84797521
MOM'S

>>84797547
Haven't read much Wizard magazine have you?

>>84797524
is that the one that meant you were gay?

>>84797581
I have not, is it always like this?

>>84797585
Right is the gay side. But hoops on either ear look pretty damn gay if you ask me.

I wish Sugar had said that.

>>84797621
Oh yeah, it is a very special thing.

been rereading 100 bullets im on issue 27
forgot how good this is

>>84797576
"MOM, DID YOU WASH MY RED HAWAIIN SHIRT?!"

"Yes, dear, it's in the dryer right now."

"God, Mom, I told you I needed it tonight! I'm going to the BAR to meet my CRIMINAL FRIENDS! They won't respect me without it!"

"That's nice, dear. Could you pick up some milk on your way back?"

what's with /co/'s thing against azzarello? I thought he was one of those revered vertigo guys from the 90s/early 00s

>>84797801
Eh, you know it comes and goes with /co/. One month a writer is GOAT the next he's trash.

>>84797772
>Go to the store on the way back.
>Pick up the milk. Put it back down.
>Come back home empty handed.

FEELIN LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH!

>>84797801
Not /co/, The Outhousers got pissed at Azzarello (since Azzarello's a DC guy and The Outhousers will do whatever they can to shit on DC) so now /co/mblr is out in full force.

FINE I WILL

WOULD

YOU LIKE

A CHICLET

>>84797111
I feel Mr. Azzarello isn't taking his Wonder Woman run getting retconed very well.
I mean, it could just be he doesn't like fans yelling at him, but I'd be upset about the retcon thing if I were him.

>>84797801
He's a mixed bag. He has good works and then dogshit works. It's like how people meme about Frank Miller, but actually real.

He can say and do whatever he wants after Wonder Woman. Fuck, I wish his run was still going. Rucka's making me miss it.

>>84797111
What did the person say after that? Lmao
>Ohh man I better shut up because comic book writer Brian Azzarello is gonna beat me up or something
Comic book writers are pussy nerds like the rest of us fans

How can one man be so based?

>>84797111
You're mom suc me

>>84800356
It was Rich Johnston, so he probably just enjoyed having some new clickbait to write

>>84800356
someone dressed as the joker was complaining about how the batgirl/batman fucking scene.

>>84797381
I live 30 minutes from that place.

>>84797111
I had no idea, but the artist for Azz's Wonder Woman molded War after Azz didn't he?

>>84797111
CAN'T SASS THE AZZ

>>84797581
>>84797654
I miss it :'(

>>84797111
He has an incredibly punchble face.

>>84797400
>>84797425
This shit wasn't even edgy back in the 90's.

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>>84797111
Shitass beardtee desu

>>84797621
It was most like this around the late 90's/early 00's.

>>84797301
But you forgot the best part, the part where a dog fucks Constantine

>>84807519
I legitimately do not remember that, christ. I do remember taking a break from Hellblazer for nearly a year after that though. I think on my next reread I'm just going to skip Azz's run.

>>84807574
Did his run also have "not Bruce Wayne" who killed orphans to feed his vampire bats and visited sex clubs.

>>84807591
I'm gonna have to give him props for that. Most of the room at the con seemed to side Joker with dreads

There's something really funny about calling someone a pussy when their initial complaint was his handling of a female character

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>>84801167
Yep.

Considering how Ares is eventually revealed to be her mentor figure, and the one she reluctantly turns to when shit starts to go crazy in the story, it's delightfully meta.

>>84808192
Say that to my fucking face and see what happens, faggot.

>>84797111
nah

>>84808192
He didn't have the balls to repeat what he said. A fat chick had to yell what he repeated.

>>84808192
He saw a heckler and he called him a pussy, doesn't matter what he was saying.

>>84807519
The dog didn't fuck Constantine, he gave him a blowjob... eh.

Ok, yes, plot points of his Hellblazer run were retarded, but IMO, the mood he kept through it was amazing.

Frozen Over is a 10/10 story, and so is the issue where John is hitchhiking.

>>84801167
Azzarello told Cliff Chiang "Our Ares should look like a tired, withered old man", and Chiang drew Azzarello.

>>84797111

The guy who got called a pussy works at my local comic shop, what do?

>>84814668
Have fun with new meme.

>>84814668
He's a writer for Bleedingcool, so stop lying, you faggot.

>female girl dressed as batgirl starts criticizing DC with lies
>everyoe bends over and listens to her

>guy criticizes DC
>lol pussy gtfo

Fuck DC to be honest

>>84815030
>I'm just gonna talk shit about shit I don't know shit about
The guy who said the line criticizing Azzarello apparently got a lot of applause. The reaction to Azzarello's outburst in the room I don't think we've heard of, though.

>>84797447
Yo mean the golem made from skinheads?

>AR-SE-NAL!

>>84812074
>Azzarello told Cliff Chiang "Our Ares should look like a tired, withered old man", and Chiang drew Azzarello.

fuk'n lol

>>84797111
is he one of the greatest DC creators l, or what?
Badass

>>84797425
like when Nintendo power did reviews for LUNCH games.
They knew, they knew....

>>84808109
ejat?

>>84797585
"left is right, right is wrong"

>>84800112
Are you implying Miller hasn't been writing dogshit for more than a decade?

>>84797772

I had a cheap red Hawaiian shirt. When I did my laundry, the water would be red, like blood, and I'd imagine that I was washing my clothes after I'd slaughtered a bunch of bad guys. I'd even look out of the window, checking for cops.

>>84797425
so, how old is this article?

>>84797181
Wait, was that used for irony or was it just the result of terrible writing?

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>>84815775
2000.

Here's what Bendis (Bendis?!) has to say about it:
>we did that photoshoot at san diego comicon like 14 years ago. i won’t say who but two of those writer’s were not acting they did NOT want to be there. can you guess who?

>brianmichaelbendis.tumblr.com/post/129921107008/alexhchung-wizard-110-murder-inc-article

>>84797111
I'd yank your beard, tough guy

>>84815893
>5'6
Brian Michael Bendis? The manlet?

>>84816029
He's shorter than 5'6'', or the two on the sides are like 6'4'' when they stand up straight.

>>84797111
It makes me laugh when people who write comics try to act like tough guys. Azzarello was the biggest pussy in that room.

>>84815030
>female girl

As opposed to male girls?