Things that are probably true about your favorite character

>>84797052
>>Hates cats
but she has a pet cat

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>Has contemplated sleeping with x23
>Likes jailbait
>Probably had to eat one of his limbs to survive once
>posts on /pol/
>supports BLM MLM

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>hates chicken
>Uses his powers to avoid showering by heating up the skin and killing dirt and bacteria
>lust over sue
>posts on the opposite version of /r9k/

>>84797126
>>Has contemplated sleeping with x23
is this actually true?

>>84797052
>>Chick flicks
She owns a cat, you fucking dumbass.

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>>84797240
Duh, nigga, who wouldn't sleep with a female version of themselves?

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>Dislikes the bayou
>Secretly hopes Siren has his son
>Goes to church on his dad's birthday
>Posts his opinions under a fake name in the local paper

>>84797202
>posts on the opposite version of /r9k/
>/Chad/

So Facebook?

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>Rose bush vagina

Does she even have one tho?

>>84797409
I'm sure all heroes anonymously voice opinions.
Even celebrities do it now online.
>What do you think of X

>>84797699
Also to add to you

>Her secretly favorite song is Scorpions' "To Be With You In Heaven"

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>Counts cards when playing poker
>Forever banned from quiz night
>Absolutely no fashion sense
>Bisexual (not that it helps)

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>a giant weaboo
>hates red pandas

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>>84797052
>enjoys bourbon for its flavor over anything else
>has a soft spot for children and small animals
>despite his condescending demeanor, he holds a great deal of respect for people who work hard and live humble lives
>he enjoys hitting on women more than sleeping with them, though he won't turn down a good time

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>>84797052
>conscious about his height
>once worked for a mafia boss
>almost cheated on his wife with his first love's daughter who is basically identical to her mother
>is the biggest Cap fanboy among his fellow super heroes
>judging by books like new avengers where he's in a team he likely wants to fucking kill himself
>his ginormous guilt and self-loathing make him subconsciously believe he doesn't deserve happiness and love
>even in his dream world his life went to shit

>>84797052

>Favorite food is pizza
It's pretty much canon that Power Girl's favorite food is black cock.

>Chick flicks
She doesn't watch chick flicks, she watches Tyler Perry comedies, a taste she acquired from her myriad black boyfriends.

>Pure
LOL

>watches BLACKED
You mean she watches her own sex tapes? Yeah.

>>84803234
Working hard for that (you)

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>>84803234
Did Jamal cuck you again, anon?

>>84803067
Stop it anon don't do this
Peter isn't as pathetic as Bojack Horseman.

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>>84803335
>implying I ever stopped cucking him

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>First style she mastered was Wing Chun.
>Once killed ten people with a frying pan in a Kowloon kitchen.
>Has an uncredited role as a masked assassin in an obscure 80s wuxia film.
>Favorite member of the Wu-Tang Clan is The GZA.

>>84797052
>Pure
>Watches BLACKED

You know part of being "Pure" involves mental and emotional innocence, not just having an intact hymen

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>Favorite channel is SyFy
>Unknowingly a polygamist/illegally married to several dozen women and one guy in Massachusetts.
>Wholeheartedly loves everyone he's ever had sex with, he simply falls out of love just as quickly as he falls in.
>Illegitimate Children number in the triple digits

>>84804040
>Watching porn
>Being pure

You can pick two. Everybody thinks about sex after a certain age.

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>listens to a lot of dadrock
>never lost an arm wrestling contest in his life
>has an undying disdain for Ghost Hunters and other paranormal investigation shows
>favorite restaurant is Ihop

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>does not like rap
>actually finds it rather frightening and it angers him
>has a fear of ghosts and death

>>84804705
Yeah but focusing on a genre of pornography which has many films based around infidelity, gangbangs, and pseudo rape scenarios says quite a bit about the mindset of those that enjoy them and there is very little pure about those implications.

>>84804724
PANCAKES

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>favorite genres are metal and jazz
>massive sweet tooth
>sheds single tear whenever he watches Bambii
>Has deep dicked nearly the entire DC superpowered community, cosmic entities included

>>84797052
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